/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58442927
chatGPT forgets that the fed needs to keep the dollar alive
rate hikes from this point fowards would lead to less faith in the Fed which is already dwindling
their only options are keep them where they are or lower them

>>58442927
>i just asked chatgpt
I just asked chatgpt a question and had to correct 3 fundamental errors in the response before it was close to correct

>>58442927
i asked chatgpt to predict how the market was going to move from now on and it replied "chinese water bottle" so im assuming the typical memecoin waterbottle strategy, buying into $biao seems like the most likely strategy to attract those dollars from the hong kong investors after all

>>58442927
and I asked it who the current president was and it just gave me a picture of a meat ball with obama and trump face, at least it makes me hold on to my maga bag even tighter but what the fuck, I had more faith in this stuff

>>58444116
>and I asked it who the current president was
I can't gemini to say whos current or previous president

(K)hiked rates can be savagely eaten, like dips

>>58442927
>i just asked chatgpt
chatgpt can't even solve complex math problems

>>58442927
I asked phi3-mini to "speculate as to the fed's longer-term policy decisions" based on the fomc statement.
It went for rake hikes too, assuming sustained inflation and economic expansion.

I asked it about it's opinion on btc runes and it called me a zoomie adhd tiktok skibidi faggotron. I shrugged and proceeded to buy more snnc without a care in the world. I don't think AI is a reliable business and finance advisor.

>>58446735
>a zoomie adhd tiktok skibidi faggotron


a what now?

>>58444908
Should I ask my local erotic-trained Mystral-based 13B model I use to goon to loli fanfiction about finance? I'll post results if it says anything interesting.

>>58446757
you got more of those? I may need a contact.

>>58443259
We must all fear our robotic overlords.... Just like we all must praise the future of finance which will definitely totally come...

>>58446735
it didn't do that. why are you lying?

>>58442927
wtf wold an AI know abut anything? that's bullshit. there no such thing as an actual artificial intelligence. just a bunch of 1's and 0's doing fancy math

>>58442927
do you people not know there's a myriad of ai services out there (a lot of them completely free and open source) that are trained with specialized data sets on different topics? why use chatgpt for this? are you stupid?
>name one then!!!
no? use your brain and find it yourself im merely letting you know there's better ways of going about asking ai about finance questions

>>58446760
fear...? dont you mean love?

>>58446735
>he fell for the "I gave chatgpt a 100 budget and asked for it to be multiplied"

>>58446757
post proof or gtfo

>>58443259
keep feeding the machine