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>house comes to market
>oh I like this o-
>Pending Sale

I'm gonna be a rentoid forever

>> No.58443354

>>58443335
Yeah, honestly, probably the case.

>> No.58443451

>>58443335
>LOL JUST BUY A HOUSE AFTER THE MARKET PUMPED AT LEAST 30% AND COST OF LIVING'S NEVER BEEN HIGHER BRO
>OH THE MORTGAGE INTEREST TOOK A HIKE TOO SO ENJOY PAYING 550k FOR YOUR 300k CONDO THAT'S ACTUALLY WORTH 210k TOPS
>YES AND WE'RE GONNA NEED PROPERTY TAX GIBS + INSURANCE THAT WILL FIGHT TOOTH AND NAIL NOT TO PAY WHAT THEY OWE WHEN YOUR NEIGHBOR'S METH LAB BLOWS UP
>PLUS STACY THE REALTOR'S FINDER'S FEE + TIP ;)
>oh are you interested in this one? Great just book a walkthrough via our forAND SOLD BITCH NEXT TIME DON'T WAIT OVER AN HOUR TO COMMIT TO EVERYTHING I JUST SAID

>> No.58443485

>>58443451
Theres a reason why toyotas sell over MSRP while nissans cant move their shitheaps for $10k under.

>> No.58443514

>>58443335
I have seen plenty of youtube videos that are claiming and posting evidence of the housing makret slowly coming down. So I'm hoping in another 8 months things will be less absurd.

Am I just being fooled by clickbaiters?

>> No.58444617

>>58443514
its actually not 8 months but rather 2 more weeks

>> No.58445101

>>58443335
>saturday AM drive to Farmer's Market
>see "for sale" sign on street
>"wow sign hasn't been out for more than 3 hours"
>call number on sign
>"yes, it's for sale, we're looking for 285k"
>i can afford this
>ok, can i come by around noon to tour it?
>yes, see you at noon
>11am
>"hi we accepted an offer from an all-cash buyer"

ended up making offers on 7 "starter homes", all 5-10% above asking, waived appraisal and inspection, rejected on all of them, said "fuck it" and stopped going after "starter homes", increased budget and bought a 4-bedroom SFH

>> No.58445126
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>>58445101
what area anon

>> No.58445139

>>58445126
midwest, lily white small town suburb

>> No.58445161

>>58445139
me too. Fort Wayne Indiana

>> No.58445235
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58445235

>>58445161
you're having problems affording fort wayne?

>> No.58445249

>>58445235
I'm having problems finding a house that isn't overpriced and also not located in Niggville (hint: most of Fort Wayne)

I can't afford the posh houses way up north because no I'm not a $300k/yr math major like you sir

>> No.58445254

>>58445235
this house you posted is ok though btw, at least it's off of Carroll

>> No.58445285
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58445285

>>58445249
you don't need to make 300k/year to afford a 300k house

>> No.58445297

>>58445285
I know dummy I was talking about the houses far up north that are 500k+

>> No.58445301

>>58445285
also I am literally looking at this house today

>> No.58447203
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I was expecting for runes on satoshisync to make me some money soon, but it's slowly dragging its feet. I wanted to profit to buy a house but I'm flabbergasted here. what do I do?

>> No.58447204

>>58447203
you want copium or hopium?

>> No.58447217

>>58447204
>>58447203
dont worry bro, there plenty of chance, lots of good things will happen after halving alts will pump, wives will fuck and whatever you dream off is possible.

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>>58447204
>>58447217
thats hopium all right.

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58447397

At this point im thinking of buying some land and putting a cuckshed on it, i've seen tinyhomes as low as $15k. I wouldn't mind living in a shoebox if it's in nature desu