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58432109 No.58432109 [Reply] [Original]

>Be me
>Having a pint at a local bar with my normie friends
>Well not really having a pint because im the designated driver
>Friends of friends and some girls another dude brought
>They're absolutely basic and boring im not really speaking because i seriously can't relate with them on anything
>Can't use alcohol to smooth the night either
>One of the girls brings up the subject of crypto
>Finallysomething.jpg
>It gets interesting, maybe i can use this as a normie sentiment check, measure if we're still early or not
>One of the girls start yapping about it being a moral travestry, because cryptos are xenophobic, sexist, anti-feminism, fatphobic (wtf) and fascist and everyone involved with them are scammers
>Everyone nods and the conversation drifts to another subject
>Later during the night when everyone is slightly drunk the same girl confesses that she put 2000 on doge because "i thought it was cute" during the pandemic and lost half of it in a dump, but then she saw the market pump when she sold so that means its a scam made specifically to take her money
>Shen then whines and cries about his babydaddy problems and how she can't find good men to provide for her and her kid for the rest of the night
>Later she asks me what i work on and i just simply reply "finances"
>"Woah you must be a really smart dude"
>Get a couple of awe-struck looks but kindly decline when they ask for more details, im not stepping into that minefield.
>Later that night im taking three of the girls to their respective homes, im the only who has a car in the whole group.
>Mfw the three girls live with their parents
>Mfw they're all living in the shittiest parts of the city
>Go back home, finally sit down and get a good drink
>Sit with the reality that my portfolio is filled to the brim with shitcoins and half of the car was paid with fucking ponke. Im outperforming ppl my age that work their ass off just by trading funny monkeys
Rest assured bros, we're still absolutely early.

>> No.58432113

And then everyone clapped.

>> No.58432119

My normie crypto sentiment check says it’s fucking over, my girlfriend keeps getting crypto TikTok’s now

>> No.58432125

>>58432109
so basically you had a shitty night and you had to make up a huge story to justify that you don't really fit with your normie friends, you're a total outcast even with girls and you need to constantly stroke your ego so you dont succumb to the reality that even though you're rich, you're still a loser, got it

>> No.58432127

>go to a bar
>don't drink
then what's the fucking point

>> No.58432129 [DELETED] 

>>58432109
The true CHAD SIGMA move would've been to bang the three girls, then you get to feel like a monkey smoking a cigarette OP

>> No.58432133

>>58432109
one tradgirl just robbed me $400 the same way

>> No.58432136

>>58432109
>Shen then whines and cries about his babydaddy problems and how she can't find good men to provide for her and her kid for the rest of the night
This is the problem with all the women between 25 and 30, they're all entitled little bitches who think because god blessed them with a tight body and perky boobs they get to become whores and submit their bodies to tens of cocks, get knocked up and then when they realize they're 30, have a kid, no idea who the father is and suddendly life comes crashing at them, they expect good, upstanding men to take care of the waste of their lives and "provide". They lost all their value like women and like human beings, they make me feel sick

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58432138

mmm ponke kong

>> No.58432139

>>58432113
(i was 2 years old)

>> No.58432141

>>58432129
>CHAD SIGMA
jannies, annihilate this man

>> No.58432143

>>58432109
please tell me you cleaned up your car or put plastic covers there's nothing more rancid than driving drunk people back to their homes and realizing they puked or left drool behind on your seats

>> No.58432144

>>58432109
>at a local bar with my normie friends
can't relate, I'm a sigma who does not waste his time with such banal events

>> No.58432145

>>58432113
>>58432139
the child? Fredric Nietzsche

>> No.58432146
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58432146

>>58432119
remember when TikTok used to pay you to use their app?

>> No.58432153

>>58432146
only reason why i downloaded that fucking app and also that chinese orange one

>> No.58432159

>>58432129
>>58432144
a true sigma doesn't go around with women, he sucks the other sigmas cock's to reaffirm his masculine masculinity

>> No.58432207

>>58432109
Nah, what you saw and described are average/below average iq people (+ they are women). You will always "be early" compared to them, because they will never understand anything more complex than their favourite media/influencer shilling something to them.

Tbh. why are you wasting your time with such retards? I would rather play videogames all evenings than listen to a bunch of apes.

>> No.58432542

>>58432207
One of those normies is my friend and he's cool to hang around. He asked me to come so he wouldn't be alone and i owed him one, i wouldn't normally hang out with these people but i frequent this group because of him

>> No.58433071

>>58432542
were the girls ugly though? i mean a vagene is still a vagene

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>>58432109
Your coins are basically supporting slavery.
How can you live with yourself OP?

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>>58432127

Hes the DD you stupid gorilla nigger, learn to fucking read

>> No.58433091

>>58432109
>all of this shit to shill a shitcoin
Not buying your bags Rakesh.