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58430794 No.58430794[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I used a fake identity for crypto cards and paid my rent in crypto
I have no friends, how do I convince a stranger to pretend they supported me as a neet for 10 years incase the IRS comes knocking

>> No.58430805
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>>58430794
they will never find out, OP
i have a registered business selling shit and i mostly accept cash and buy online swapping between SSNC and ETH, i have been underreporting what I actually earn and they can't do jackshit because they can't prove it otherwise
plus, i get all the credit and tax benefits

>> No.58430809

i'll tell them i'm your sugar daddy if you start paying me

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>>58430794
>hey 4chan can you help me commit a felony?