/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58427450
good luck anon. you got this. if this doesn't work out, keep trying.

I miss the hyperinflationary period
>show up for interview in a fucking tanktop
>get an offer
>zoom interview
>wearing a bathrobe
>get an offer
>dont show up for interview
>get an offer anyways
Im still a neet.

>>58427450
best of luck anon, here's a video on interviewing tips that I found very helpful. He's talking about the legal profession in particular, but I think 95% of what he says is applicable to everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ad_pJB3wbc

>>58427471
I got a great job during that time. Of course they downsized after

>>58427450

What kinda jobs you apply for?


My company did 10k worth sales so far this month, its crmbling so I've been interviewing as a result. Salesman at a niche tech startup was a mistake. We are 4 salesmen including myself and the CFO and CEO. 40 ppl in the company. I'm barely able to close deals here, and the other wagies in the company are getting desperate as there are no orders to fulfill. Heads will roll next month, the company has not been profitable since Q4-2024. CEO and the board want to kick the CFO, who's my boss. Natural disasters and communism in the government make it slower.

Shall I just get some land and raise animals?

>>58427450
>Have 8 job interviews
I remember having to struggle too much for a job, having more than one interview on the same day was the most common thing for me
and now remembering all that as I work and prepare to make my coin on pinksale feels good, I really progressed in life

>>58427450
Sometimes i feel like i'm cheating because i do nothing but trade and bet almost everything on things like retardio, life is often ridiculous with its methods

>>58427450
save some up and go full neet bro
gamefi is growing absurdly this season
you can play blocklords since its free and star farming that token, you have plenty to do, resell nfts heroes or grind until the token gets released.
No need to be a wagecuck.

But anyway good luck on your interviews.

>>58428830
>What kinda jobs DID you apply for?
Check your grammar you fucking pajeet

>>58429079
I once had 200 interviews in less than three months. All of them were fumbles. I decided to stop caring a that point.

>>58429284
>Sometimes i feel like i'm cheating because i do nothing but trade
Everybody get its piece... sooner or later.

>>58430292
those guys are filling their fucking feed with lots of giveaways for other games. Why not give free season passes for their users?

>>58430302
you for all of their 15 players?

>>58430303
I'm pretty sure they have more than 15 fuckers....

>>58430292
for being a neet, you need to have no shame.

>>58427450
Good luck anon. Im sure you’ll get a good one

>>58427450
Everyone here take notes this is how you do it

Just finished all 8 interviews. One company I applied to for an entry level general labor job sent a rejection email immediately after the interview. The 3 highest paying ones were the ones I did went in. They actually filled the one hour time slot. Not sure if I need to start cutting down my resume for these retail jobs. They're just rejecting me now

>>58427471
this. one day the world will be sane and jobs will be not scarce and not abundant. i got turned down from a role where i literally built their million dollor system (they aquired it from my previous employer) has two glowing references from C level, just because i forgot what ACID was... after completing their take home test in a language i have never coded in. jokers

>>58431885
there needs to be a big and painful purge before companies wake up to the fact that they really need to hire the best candidates and not base their interviews on the arbitrary whims of HR roasties who treat job applications like tinder matches

>>58431866
It’s just part of the game
Managers deny for all types of weird reasons
Sometimes they’ll hire you because of one too

>>58431866
good luck anon

>>58427450
Get it bro

>>58433366
>>58434076

Thanks. I should be hearing from those interviews this week so it should be fun

>>58431866
youre probably overqualified for the retail jobs
they dont want to hire people with actual skills because they know theyll move onto a better job
dont undersell yourself, you can clearly get your foot in the door with the better jobs so just focus on those

>>58431896
>>58431885
The amount of scam/bullshit interviews is off the charts too, I have no idea how/why but last month I got a message from an Indian recruiter who wanted me to go through a code test in fucking Google Docs.

I want to start a business manufacturing a product I have conceived, but I need more capital to invest initially. Bros, anyone here work a lucrative job that only requires a small ( less than 2 years) time investment to become skilled in so as to be permitted into the field? I need mo money...

>>58430296
>200 interviews in 66 days
Either this didn't happen, or you should stop bothering. How do you not learn to manipulate normalfaggots after 200 iterations? Autists are notoriously bad at socialising because of lack of social exposure; you don't have that excuse anymore.

>>58434895
Unfortunately I have bills and not much savings so getting any job ASAP is top priority

>>58430294
No one likes a faggot Anon. And your pointing out that conversational dialogue isn’t grammatically correct is high level faggotry. The type of faggotry that makes no one like you or anything related to you. If your sole goal in life is to have everyone detest you and any evidence of your existence, keep doing shit like pointing out when people incorrectly use “your” instead of “you’re” as if it is impossible to understand the idea being conveyed. Go grade some elementary school papers you faggot.

>>58427450
You could easily trade memecoins and cashing out on SSNC from your bed

>>58427471
So unfair. If I was born just a couple of years earlier I could have secured a great job in equity research easily right out of college, but now I'm struggling to find anything even vaguely finance related because the market is such a shitshow.

>>58427471
wtf are u gonna do when mommy and daddy die and ur still a loser NEET with a 20 year resume gap?? I dont understand you NEETs. YOUR PARENTS WONT LIVE FOREVER DUDE.

>>58437182
suicide is always an option

LoL, some updates. The two jobs that I liked but would require me to move I didnt get. Still waiting for a response for the others. The one I liked the most and is near me is still under review. Basically a move up and I won't have to break up with my GF. Also the other job near there but is shittier is also under review. If it's a lateral move I'd rather not have to move again

>>58427450
I've stopped the waggie life and I'm now creating content while also managing a blog on the sideline which I'm monetizing via Hydro Online

>>58436244
This is easier said than done
>>58438249
I hope getting on board here will be easy

>>58427471
lol for me its
>show up for an interview dressed neatly
>ummm we dont want to enforce unhealthy standards on our office and that's why we're prioritizing people that come from minorities or less income, im sorry
>show up for another interview dressed casually
>im sorry but you didn't even bother coming up dressed with a suit and a tie, you clearly dont worry about your image
keeps happening, what the fuck am i supposed to do, why is finding a job this hard, i have more of a chance to make money investing in fucking pinksale and buying scamcoins launches than finding a job these days

You don't have to stay a Walmart waggie if you actually knew how to snipe down shitcoins in their early, just like half the board did with superverse when it was at 0.31 and now it's back to 0.85
Either slurp or get fomo