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Realistically how much is the bare minimum now a days to retire in a cabin in the woods, in the USA? Buying a lot with utilities, road access and a small decent quality trailer has to be $100k and up now right?

>> No.58425763

The easiest way is to get a grey hound ticket to a city then kick it with the bums. All it costs is getting addicted to fentanyl

>> No.58425768

>>58425754
At least $350k in a shithole flyover where you will freeze to death in your uninsulated trailer. $600k+ anywhere desirable/livable.

>> No.58425774

>>58425763
Under the bridge or in the sewers?
Both sound more desirable then my current situation
>>58425768
>priced out of the redneck lifestyle while working full time
How did we get here fellas?

>> No.58425775

>>58425754
>>58425768
I'm with this nigger, at least $300K - $350K to breath air normally, but you can't have that amount on cash, or you'll lose it, save some on $SSNC so that way you'll have it always with you, I'm not saying banks cuz if you wanna get out of society, you won't be going to a bank to withdraw your money

>> No.58425782

>>58425754
like $200k. if you really want to drop out of society, join a seminary but i doubt any 4chan user has the guts

>> No.58425806

>>58425782
>join a seminary
Same reason I’m not in the military
I’m not gay bro

>> No.58425900

>>58425806
Reconsider.
Becoming a catholic priest has been shown to significantly reduce your odds of catching prostate cancer.
Probably because of all that hot celibacy they're having.

>> No.58425948

>>58425754
if you ever get into a situation where you have to prove you are a goodboy (show me your resume) you already lost. I never needed a resume for anything and live free of worries, funny how that works out. maybe being a slave is not a good long-term life-strategy?
>oh but the vax cattle...
yeah, shut up about the vax cattle. not interested in vax cattle.

>> No.58425960

>>58425754
If you are actually willing to live in a trailer park, you only need a cashflow of like $1500/month to survive.

Wife and I survived off about $2000/month total spending in the cheapest 1 bedroom we could find in Austin. If we could do it there, you can do it cheaper elsewhere.

>> No.58425961

>>58425754
> Realistically how much is the bare minimum now a days to retire in a cabin in the woods, in the USA?
All these same kinds of questions always neglect to take age into account. It depends on your age, retards. Is 100k enough to retire anywhere at age 25? No. Is 100k enough to retire anywhere at age 60? It could be, if you stay healthy for the rest of your life.
Dumb ass questions.

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>>58425754
>>58425961
go cabin in the woods
get starling
Do grow shrooms
or Weed
do crypto or gamefi with blocklords or shrapnel or whatever
stay way from the city
learn to play banjo

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58426180

>>58425754 (OP)
>>58425961
go cabin in the woods
get starlink
Do grow shrooms
or Weed
do crypto or gamefi with blocklords or shrapnel or whatever
stay way from the city
learn to play banjo

>> No.58426205

>>58426180
> learn to play banjo
How do I profit from this?

>> No.58426221

>>58426205
start a youtube channel, or tiktok, "my journey learning to play banjo without being a redneck or something"

>> No.58426222

>>58425961
for an easy comfy but not luxury life style..... 500k to 1mil

>> No.58426225
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58426225

>>58425900

>hot celibacy they're having.

>> No.58426226

>>58426205
Or just find some paying gigs at the local family orgies.

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>>58426180
You don't drop out of society by playing vidya or doing crypto you are actively participating in it.

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>>58425960
sounds easy enough

>> No.58426232

>>58425768
i understand you are shitposting for funsies but you do understand there are many homes that cost 600k right? lower your bait a bit so its unrealistic but still believable enough to cause anger. Have a (You) to encourage your learning experience.

>> No.58426234

>>58426221
there was this channel of some asian lady learning new shit everyday and owning and fucking pros left and right.

>> No.58426237

>>58426232
burnt.

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58426240

>>58426180
>Get starlink
Neofuturistic slop tech designed to harm people AND make trillions from clueless investors
>Weed
Shitty drug used by faggots
>Crypto, web3 gaming
Zoomercore
>Banjo
Instrument learned by gen z women and femboys pic related

Congrats, you have no clue on how to stop being a socialite

>> No.58426312

be a monk at a monastery and fight demons all day

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>>58426312
MFW

>> No.58426323

>>58426312
I thought monks did the summoning
Im pretty sure demons have infiltrated every major religion

>> No.58427122

>>58426180
this anon gets it