/biz/ - Business & Finance

based baker

Have a feeling the Jews will rug pull us again today when they have their meeting about their response to Iran.

thanks OP
Holy shit but 0dte SPY was a breadwinner today.
Have a good one gents and I'll see you tomorrow

>Crashing the ticker, with NO SURVIVORS!

>that all you got?

>>58407393
DJTbros....

did all mumus rope?

cross-link in the op

Goddamn I like how smg is now slower due to the email vertification. Nice and slow. No one talking schizo bot talking points trying to shill their rando bump and dump shit. It's great :)

>>58407539
agreed
>>58407478
DW-ACK
My shit posting week is next week. 4/20 on saturday; all pot stocks rip monday after the news

>>58407515
Life is a struggle to be sure but I'm only sweating. Maybe when I get margin called I'll consider it.

>>58407554
I'm going into APEX trading. wish me luck

well I don't know about the 3 people now in this thread, but I'm patiently waiting in SQQQ until I get a signal to long precious metal miners

>>58407681
SQQQ options seem smart; I refuse to be a degenerate faggot and follow the very people who were shitting up the board with useless information and uneducated gambling. The self culling is hilarious to see, a literal real time ratio of gamblers v. investors v. street shitters

>>58407681
Im currently halfway balls deep in SILJ calls and looking to pick up more so this is probably the signal that PMs will never go up again

i dont like losing money when all i do is invest in index funds
bye bye smg

>>58407539
i wanna know what flag does the worst scizo doomers have

Should I sell my $TSLA? My average is $300

>>58407720
Germany. All the euros have asinine shit takes however. And they spam porn nonstop

>>58407716
HEDGE. options arent for degen gambling. hedge against your position is short terms bouts so you do not lose on your original principle

>>58407732
How many shares? trim 15% for liquidity?

Nice recovery on NVDA so far but I'm going to want this to close at 890+ to really feel happy about that bullshit we got yesterday.

>I got warned about my Iran post for it being a "troll post"
Its literally fucking actual news and the reason we rugged yesterday, on account of the market being afraid of a hot war. It literally isn't a "le jews bad" post, its unironically about Israel having their security meeting today to decide their response to Iran. If its a hot enough response the market could react negatively for war fears JUST LIKE IT DID YESTERDAY.

I had a dream Sir Powell said words and line went up bigly.

>>58407393
>>58407478
why aren't you over on /bant/ "trolling"

>>58407848
pic related is my dream

>>58407839
nah. its a troll post. Anon had it with cheap uncreative boring literally shit on paper propaganda from boomer-media trying to find reasons to flood the market with liquidity and increase public debt to not let the entire socialist boomer pyramid scheme of the past 90 crash.

Its going to crash, and boomers will be alive to be violently murdered when it happens sometimes between 2025 and 2032

>>58407358
im not seeing anything SOL related or 1intro related here, wtf is all that talking about

TLDR btw

>Historic Copenhagen stock exchange in Denmark goes up in flames
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68824189

So I guess the plan is now that we'll just torch the market and claim the insurance money?

My stop loss triggered, the nightmare is over. I'm barely green YTD but can't play this schizo market anymore. Thanks Israel, way cool.

>>58407913
>>58407897
"Journalists" no matter if boomer or not are considered boomers. KYS now

>>58407358
>Thread made at 9:40 PM
>Only 28 posts
Holy shit this is insane. Did we really have that much of a bot/indian problem? This is crazy. This is peak market timings too.


Also you guys should consider looking at Dxyz. It looks like a fun trade to get easy 50% returns by weekly trades.

>>58407917
>Israel gets into war with Iran
>/smg/ shuts down
OY VEY!!!!

>>58407935
It doesn't necessarily have to be Indians, it could just be anons who aren't comfortable with giving an email to 4chan.
Either way, I'd bet the majority were indeed spammers trying to pump or dump things, for sure.

>>58407936
it's funny how some dogs hate brown people

>>58407935
why do you think we were making poo in the loo and street shitter jokes. The villages were hungry and we were literally being shilled pump n dumps like shipping/junior silver miners/oil refineries that didn't exist/penny stocks galore. It was pretty bad.

there is some beef in the bant thred about german flag whos a greek.

maybe he is the skizo doomer shitting the thread always

>>58407973
not a single indian. All the same annoying faggots hanging out in dickscord and on sôijack.cafe coming to 4chan to "troll"
they are all over on /bant/ and good riddance

>>58408013
Let them fling shit while I look at charts. I am up 2% today. I enjoy this APEX day trading

im holding my nvda and its doing okay tonight.

>>58408028
I think they're going to absolutely crush earnings and we probably see 1000+ afterward, but until then we'll be lucky if we get back to 950ish or so. I'm still hoping for a run back to 970 if we can break out of this funk, if only because my calls depend on it.

You can be free generalbros. You are not forgotten. Join us on /bant/ where we have flags and only 1 Indian poster

>>58408034
No. I will not join your hive of scum and villainy.

>>58408034
it might have been forum at this point

>try to verify email with chrome
>no email sent
>try with edge
>it works
I'm guessing a big reason the board is so dead is their piece of shit system not working properly.

time to resume the reporting of faggots that should be over on /bant/ contained

>>58408033
yeah im feeling good about it long term. hope they split at some point so i can slurp more.

>>58408033
You realize it'll crash to below $400 if they underperform even slighly right?

>>58408034
Porn is bad for you.

>>58408056
>>58408058
>>58408062
You are not forgotten

>>58407973
>oil refineries that didn't exist
I must have missed this, what was it? The one that rustled my personal jimmies the most was the Wesley Clark exclusive rights to NATGAS in Germany Canadian pennystook scamco shilling (MCFNF).

>imagine legitimating the cancer of this domain
go back, stay gone, be forgotten on the board /pol/ slide threads go to die

>>58408103
I'll see you on the other side friend

>>58408113
nigger, your entire little cabal delegitimated itself. You took the right decision. Going to /bant/ to die like many many many other split generals before this one

You took the right decision. Going to /bant/ to die like many many many other split generals before this one

you mongoloid faol troll are just confirming what I'm saying. Stupid soîjack cancer; retarded zoomers and pedophile millenials that try to emulate anon culture and fail every step of the way. Get lost. 9gag is for you

>>58408077
Agreed, especially GAY NIGGER porn, which I have had to catch a glimpse of. But since I love all of /smg/, I love those of both boards and each requires its own compromises.

ON ANOTHER NOTE altogether, picrel, but I think it's important to note the
>DESPITE DOWNSIDE RISKS
which it mentions China being substantial. I think the record levels of debt on all levels, government, corporate, and CONSOOMER are critical, and on the CONSOOMER level an increasing amount is revolving. But I'm just some dipshit uneducated nigger that barely knows anything about the economy and all that so maybe I'm fearful over nothing and missing out on gainz (unironically, btw).

KEK, captcha starts with 0Y.

>>58408135
Forgot to post linkrel for anyone that happooned to be interested;

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/16/imf-upgrades-global-growth-forecast-as-economy-proves-surprisingly-resilient-despite-downside-risks.html

>>58408132
Humor me and cross-post this thread on /bant/
Does flag scare you?

>>58408059
Did you check your spam folder? I used a yahoo account and it ended up in my spam.

>>58408067
They won't, so we're fine.

>markets right now

>>58408142
Are you a fucking 12 year old or are you deliberately trying retarded neo-marxist tactics. I have no rational to legitimate any project of your cabal.

larp as your "common enemy" yourself, you faggots - I'm sure it will help the "teambuilding effect", fucking idiots

>>58408169
>he didn't cross post
Real anons see what happened here

that filename. your brain is mush. Of course I took the opportunity to catalogue you idiots that spammed with your flags and your "meme" folders in the containment, and it just confirmed what I already knew - soîjack cancer

>>58408181
>he didn't cross post

>>58408235
You are a NEET. you have been reported for off topic conversation. This is a board meant for stocks. Like how QQQ has bounced off of 430 and so long as macro war doesn't escalate we can recover back to 440.

>all my stop losses triggered
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>WE WERE UP 1 PERCENT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JPOW is speaking!!

>Down INSTANTLY
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. KEEP FUCKING GOING DOWN BABY! FUCK ME HARDER.

>>58408248
>Stop loss
Deserved, bitch. Don't play with safety on.

>>58408241
what war? there are currently roughly 150 major armed conflicts going on that could be classified as wars

>SPY blood yellow

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BOYS

>>58408241
>he didn't cross post

Natgas, lol

NATGAS
BOIL BROS
WE ARE FUCKING BACK

>>58408333
fuckin CHECKED, came to say the same.

Why isn't the line going up? Were the emails really that bad of an idea?

>>58408333
checked
And its correcting. God I love natgas and vix futures. they are as volatile as the shittiest shitcoin but liquid like buttcorns

I would be doing great rn if I bought calls on Reddit and puts on DJT.

You people fucking suck.

>>58408339
transition period. Its to be expected if one lunches a paradigmatic shift of first degree, practically a revolution. Now is the time to long while the blood is still flowing

>>58407393

>>58407854
kek
it's trolling when someone posts something you don't like

>>58408279
You ruined it anon.

>>58408339
pizza and cola would do the trick now

>>58408370
I know

Any stocks in the food industry that y'all feeling bullish on? if so why ?

>>58408377
clorox

>>58408375
Its over

>>58408377
Probably Chipotle. The thing is a fucking monster.

>>58408365
its the format

>>58408385
this is insane how the FUCK are they doing it ?

thanks anon

>>58408393
Amerilards love overpriced rice and beans and will pay anything to get it. Chipotle consistently makes money hand over fist.

So why is the dollar suddenly so much more valuable? Did I miss anything?

>>58408385
>The thing is a fucking monster
But Freebirds is the one with the monster burrito.

>>58408434
China is so confirmed in a deflationary death spiral, Germany (daily energy need went down from 75GW to 65GW a day on average in 3 months) and France too. While the US is chugging along milkshaking 2.0

anyone actually read the CCP economic reports? they highlight new home sales up but pretend the net revenue of those same sales isn't down 30%

>>58408440
Whatever the cause, I hope it continues!

>>58408446
no. but the numbers today were bad, real bad for chinas real economic strength outside of pyramid schemes

>>58408457
Thanks for that anon. Hope they continue to get heemed lol. What's bad for China is good for Murica.

>>58408468
There are no signs of it stopping.
The chinese and Saudis missed their shot to give the dollar a deadly blow not quite a year ago. The time window closed in July '23, that's when the US secured at least another 50 years of unquestioned global hegemony

>>58408440
And if I recall, energy usage is a pretty direct indicator of manufacturing output, since the energy usage of regular citizens isn't going to fluctuate at that level.
Europe is pretty much confirmed for Europoors once again. It doesn't even necessarily have to be that the US is doing great, so long as everyone else can't keep their heads above water, and that drives everyone to rush to US equities, financial products, and the dollar.

>We are closing green for the day
SNIIIIIBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSS

My MSOX calls are doing a lil somethin' too.

>>58408512
>energy usage is a pretty direct indicator of manufacturing output
the most direct, especially for a country that praised itself for 40 years on being a leader in very energy intensive industries like car, steal, and chemical industries
>It doesn't even necessarily have to be that the US is doing great, so long as everyone else can't keep their heads above water, and that drives everyone to rush to US equities, financial products, and the dollar
correct. And its certainly a conspiracy theory that European political parties are paid off by american interests to accelerate the decline.

Its a classic the mainland is sucking the colonies dry to survive

watch the biggest move of the day come after hours

>>58408540
>the mainland is sucking the colonies dry to survive
Yep, like I am fond of saying, the YURO GDP is however much they can fine US companies.

>>58408523
It appears that we are not closing green for the day.

>>58408590
That's a meme. The thing the US hegemon is currently hungry to exploit, is that the average European household has little to no debt compared with the global average.

>>58408599
>That's a meme
But of course!
Yes, in fact I listened to LEYGURD on CNBC talking about exactly that this morning, that us Murkins keep spending and spending while y'all YURQUERS keep saving and saving. That is one seriously interesting dynamic to be looking at. I actually very much appreciate that you brought it more prominently into my attention.

>bought $5000 in shares of AMC
>made $600 today
can't wait to lose it all tomorrow

>>58408610
Its in our DNA to not play jewish games and plan ahead for the next bad winter, like the late 19th century when the majority of what you call "authentic" "Americans" fled from famines, local wars and economic hardship; I suppose that is the plan as well on some level to tackle qualified workforce shortage on the west coast of the Atlantic

>>58408628
Why didn't you sell?!

>>58408610
Stuff is fleeting. Gains are eternal.

>>58408643
Yes, I started trading on my TRUMPBUX and other savings.
LAST SPRING. I am living right now by far mostly on what I made LAST SUMMER. I keep a rotating stock of stored foods and essential goods I've seen winter coming for decades.

>>58408662
waiting 2 years for a 10x return. it's a dumb risky bet.

>>58408665
so dramatic. Nothing Ever Happens, but despite nothing ever happening not being a few 100 grand in debt and having liquidity at hand is just sensible for the time not nothing ever happened.

>>58408695
There's nothing dramatic about it, I just calmly, casually stockpiled and calmly, casually buy more of whatever I use. Nothing ever happoons
UNTIL
IT
DO (PEOPLE DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE IT BECOMES, BUT IT)

line go up

>>58408737

even the avatar/tripfag/namefag troons stopped posting. this was one of the best moves on this entire faggot site in ages. hopefully the next event we get is a -35% on the shit and piss.

>>58408786
I want country flags

>>58408786
I have all name fags filtered but it's been nice not having them. Always regretted taking a peak to see what they were saying. Some threads I had most posts filtered

Sorry I wasn't feeling well today
God Bless XOM and CSX

>invest in LUNR

>>58408816
XOM just now got back down to where I sold it however many days ago. I want to buy more as soon as I think it is a decent enough time. I hope I don't wish I would have gone ahead. I have regretted selling it because being without it puts me in touch with my inner NIGGER.

>>58407358
Finally re-allocated portfolio to sell off leveraged funds at a gain and buy metals at a dip.

Watch tomorrow leveraged funds go up and metals go down.

>>58408877
>sold leveraged funds at a gain
kick ass, BLESSED
>boughted *anything*
GRIM

>slow thread
Holy shit shills btfo by email
TSLA to $50 after 4/23

>>58408877
>Re-allocating funds after the decline

How about have a plan and follow that? I've been deleveraging since December with no regrets. Declines means I might reallocate more leverage but only if the market declines more, not yet. It's all about risk assessment.

>>58408828
Sometimes feeling the black stain of NIGGERhood in ourselves serves as a stark reminder of the importance of our dedication to OIL and NATGAS

>>58409062
Well I presently hold some BOIL, UNL, and USL so am not a NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER, but I never really realized to this degree that being a NO XOM NIGGER is its own thing too. It is a special hurt all itself.

>>58409048
Its positively astounding how a single /smg/ garnered just 130 posts during the day. It lasted the entire trading day and will last into tomorrow at this rate, whereas normally we'd blow through at least 3 a day.

>>58409159
because the spambots moved to /bant/
they have a new /smg/ there but it's all spam

Since it seems like Israel is going to back down wrt Iran, what do you bros think about scooping some spy calls? Good Strike price?

>>58409185
I know, I think ultimately the board will be better for it. Spam discourages effort posting and encourages low effort shit because you know your posts will just get washed away in the flood.
It'll take some time for people to start trying again, but I think it can happen.

>>58409193
508 if you're being conservative, 510+ if you're greedier.

>>58409209
I have no idea what actually lead to this but being in multiple smgs sucks.

>>58409244
>What actually lead to this
/biz/ has been spammed by bots and jeets for years now, it got particularly bad around 2020-2021 just due to the extremely interest people started showing in crypto. It made it lucrative for them to shill and then dump.
Well the same crap happened in /smg/, but with penny stocks, mining companies, and various biotechs and whatnot. Basically crap companies with low floats these dudes simply wanted you to pump.
Now that they require email, there's no place for them here anymore so they have to try their best to pull others to them. Well some anons are definitely not interested in giving their emails even if they aren't spammers, so they're going to end up over there too.
I'm fine with it, honestly. If you're fine posting in the same threads as jeets then more power to you, I guess. I'm just happy we don't have to deal with it as much now.

>>58409256
I would have no problem giving up my email
igiveinsiderinformationforfree@jpmorgan.com but it's not acutally required if you give 4chan some crypto for a 4chan pass so I don't really see the problem other than that the spammers are poor. So /bant/ /smg/ is basically /poor people smg/

>>58409264
KEK
E
KEK
This almost makes me willing to transfer money back into HOOD so I can do that but otherwise I do not have any way of fucking with cryptonigger shit at all.

>>58409264
i came here to say i have a pass i still use the bant thread anyway because that's where everyone else is that's the real reason everyone is on bant. Because everyone else is.

>>58409352
>I would rather be part of the lemmings than be independent and financially confident
Okay! Just know those people aren't financially educated and it is just schizo's and zoomers.
I have MSOX calls and will be posting my positions the weekend after 4/20. anyone using /bant/ has no character and most likely gets used by sycophants.

>>58409244
>being in multiple smgs sucks
There really should be one in /vip/, a home for us who have actually made gains.

does Microsoft have any potential or should I only buy ETFs

>>58409672
Just get ETF's you're not smarter than the market, You won't outperform.

>>58409672
a little bit of 50% SQQQ and 50% MSFT

>>58409535
>/vip/
That’s the best alternative if needed tbqhwyf

>>58409535
kek I hope /bant/ smg stays up a while. I'm curious wich sentiment they will have. Maybe we will have a bear and a bull smg.

I badly need $1.4k for my university admission fees. Today is the last date. I am totally helpless. Anyone feeling generous today may help me out with $1.4k so that I can continue my study

>>58409945
like org. smg with the strong bull case based on gains and the /bant/ smg the bear case based on doomer shill spam

>>58409945
No we have a glowie smg and a gooner smg now

>>58409948
JEET, WHY MUST YOU SHIT ON YOUR FEET? WHY MUST YOU EAT COW POO, IT WILL LEAVE YOU DEAD ON THE STREET!

What happened yesterday? My funds all dropped from ranges £22-300?
Is it a world event? Is it Iran's fault?

>>58410203
No idea what happened, all I know is dollar go up line go down. Looks like DXY is topping out now.

>>58409193
the shit and piss was wobbling long before pisrael/iran. arguably wobbled even before oct 7th.
also yield curve.

if you dumbfucks are ignoring the yield curve ripping up like a crazy nigger then you're ngmi.

>>58410203
jerome said higher for longer

>>58410233
>>58410276
My FTSE lines are plummeting.
I am kill..

>merrill edge blocks you from trading all the cool shit like boxx and cshi for no real reason
i was hoping to stay there for the rewards status. do i just fall for the robinhood meme instead?

https://github.com/vosen/ZLUDA
but /smgay/ told me he wouldn't be supporting it
they told me there was no alternative to nshitia!

i need to do a market breadth check today.

I badly need $1.4k for my university admission fees. Today is the last date. I am totally helpless. Anyone feeling generous today may help me out with $1.4k so that I can continue my education?

>>58410576
get a job to finance your gambling.

>>58410582
I already have a part time job, but I dont have that much cash left. So I badly need the help anon

>>58410585
take some debt with shit rates from somewhere. i doubt asking on 4chin works.

>>58410593
I already try my best before asking here to be honest. Hope someone throw a helping hand towards me

I like this quieter version of /smg/
Its nice and mellow and goes well with my morning research.

they are bullying us on bant again.

So I was wondering why I couldn't sell weekly calls on SPY for Friday this week. Then I remembered that normal, non-weekly calls exist. I guess no matter what strategy I try I'm still just a little retarded at it.

You can "verify email" with:
https://archive.is/3Qpht
>This session is now verified.

Will work for the next ~17 hours, from the posting of this post.

>>58410687
testing

>>58410687
post one of these every 17 hours, pal, cheers.
Can't be bothered registering meself. And this thread is fucking shit when dead

>>58410687
Already in the bargain phase, janny? Did Hiro give you a paycut for the mess you made here?

i had an email i dont use for anything really so i just used that.

ez

news:
>buying the dip

nuclear energy play to wagmi:
>spot prices pre 2021 were 30$/lb
>spot prices since spiked to 100$/lb and current low is 50$ while median is around 70$-80$ (this has been priced in since)
>regulatory uncertainty on whether or not uranium can be classified as clean in eu
>more funding overall secured if so
>china moving into nuclear to meet demand
>largest producer kazatomprom warned that they may not be able be at full production capacity (lack of sulphuric acid)
>due to geopolitical tensions the west is looking to expand domestic production of uranium and boost nuclear energy production

if youre newfag with nuclear and bought into the greens and activist kvetching about dangers of nuclear, know that the waste problem was sorted ages ago and look at france as an example state
>many mines dormant and can be restarted any time to resume production

relevant tickers (long term, youre in it until 2030 at least):
>CCJ (US/canada) (second largest producer and with KAP they have contracts with china)
>KAP (Kazakhstan) (largest producer)
>UUUU (US) (large stockpile of uranium and rare earth minerals mining ops, big potential manufacturer)
>UEC (same with uuuu, well positioned for home demand and export contracts)
>GEV (US) (due to recent company spin-off, GE investors are better positioned to capitalize on nuclear than previously, not pure uranium play)
bonus pick: Boss Energy and Paladin Energy in Australia, Curtiss-Wright and Westinghouse (small exposure to nuclear, dyor)

notable risks:
>spot price volatility
>aging nuclear fleet
>long time to set up a mine or new NPP (double edged sword)
>regulatory risk
>"climate activist" protests

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkO2hzXluU

dyor, not advice, you know the drill

>>58410687
>https://archive.is/3Qpht
Based.

>>58410576
Stop fucking asking you faggot

God Bless XOM and CSX

>>58407358
I'd like to get into investing, would any fellow bongs more in the know recommend an ISA provider? There's so many it's rather overwhelming.

look at IZM computer anons

>>58410893
What the FUCK lol

>>58410893
they're moassing the wrong way

>>58410873
dunno but i know bongs are big into currency trading

>>58410873
not a bong, but look for a broker that offers ISA. if you dont know what that is look it up, the broker i use has that investing option, trading212. its not the best option, but it offers a relatively safe and good start for a newbie

Where'd everybody go?

>>58410953
>not a bong
prove it, post in bant while cross-linking to your post

>>58410734
test

Market keeps going down

Someone tell me how to get a board fired. Southwest Airlines should be making money hand over fist but the board and C suite are more retarded than the shitcoin shills

>>58407720
Europe/slavic for sure, they’re all schizo/psycho

did my market breadth check. holy fuck its bearish, holding ndva you dont even notice lol

>>58411000
i think the worst one was greek with german flag.

>>58411000
CHECKED
It seems to be Germans in the lead.

TSLA is going to go under 100. Short it in whatever form you prefer. I've seen take downs of stocks before and if that one doesn't go under 100 I'd be shocked.

>>58411000
Idk checking the bants smg it looks like it's just Americans mostly.

We won't see another green month until August

above 875 is good for nvda compuutah.

>>58411063
And that’s a good thing

I will buy one (1) NVDA share at $850 and sell it when it hits $950

>>58411063
Good. Prices were getting too high for me. If the market corrects 10% then I'll slurp of those nice, delicious shares.

>>58411082
Wow that's some sweet 100 bucks you'll make in a month or longer

>>58410960
/sp/ I think
Notice how nobody is shilling their shit stocks

>>58411089
$100 more than I had

ARM is kill. Bad earnings by ASML is headwinds for your shitty AI stocks.

How long do we have to wait for an actually good consumer product people want to buy for its own merits and not empty hype?

>>58411138
Electro scooters are actually a consumer product that has some merit, if you are living in an urban shithole and don't want or cant drive a car and neither want to join the plebs on the public transport

lower lows

Nio looks good for a buy now
Thoughts on these Chinks?

>>58411245
>Chinese anything
Absolutely not

SQQQ breakout coming, we told you, WE TOLD YOU

>>58411245
Stay the fuck away from chink companies
They are drowning in dollar denominated debt
The demand for their products is stagnating to declining
They are sitting on an unfathomable over production
And they are communists
the latter should explain the former points

>>58410961
>>>/bant/20051077
went to vote. election day. also posted my pasta the other day

>>58410680
We don't even think about them at all.

All alaska flights grounded. Thanks women and niggers

guess oil is going to test some fibs. If its still a diamond, then volatility should decline

nothing happened today. why is everything still going down

>>58411440
We crabbed so hard we dumped

Just last week they called me a retard for holding:
>NVDS calls
>SOXS
and
>FNGD

I bought a 4/15 NYCB $2.50 call for like 30 cents on Friday when the price was $2.86 and exercised it immediately, but instead of selling and earning my six dollars I held the shares through the weekend and I’m holding til this shit hits $30

>>58411440
Why do people keep asking this question? Markets are cyclical, they don’t go up forever and ever and ever parabolically. People take profits.

These gap and craps are getting so fucking annoying. Euros are buying like chads and us Amerilards are selling everything.

>>58411440
Market is slowly realizing that we aren't getting rate cuts on June or July and Earnings of the big banks aren't that impressive. Also shifting in risk allocation happens. I believe we'll go another 3-5% down the next month or so.

why is oil dumping

>>58411490
Unironically masons

>>58411490
Because the Iran Israel thing has so far been less damaging than thought.

are you guys really that old?

>>58411520
shit wrong image

>>58411490
Energy dumping too

>>58411473
Euros seemingly have inflation under control and will likely cut the rate in June.
Meanwhile in America, we can't get inflation under control and will likely hike before EOY

>>58411540
>you now manually realize how many of your peers will inherit a shitload when their boomer parents croak

If SPX hits 5,000, youre gonna see some shit.

>>58411558
>you now manually realize how many of your peers will inherit a shitload when their boomer parents croak
No they won't, because those boomers will have spent it all on medical care trying to extend their lifespans as they shidd and fardd themselves to death for 10 years. Their kids wont see a dime of it.

>>58411560
>If

>>58411562
sounds based. fuck freeloaders

>>58411560
fibo retrace says something between 4842 and 4583. If it hits 4412, well, you better have puts
>captcha
PDay

what did the niggers tried to say with this

>QQQ BROKE 425
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I sold my SQQQ and went all in DJT

This isn't fun anymore. Those are real lives you're ruining, Jerome.

>>58411625
>google still refuses to show their graph/ticker
I HATE HOLLYWOOD AND THEIR SATANIC WAYS

>>58411641
They have to crash everything to suppress GME. They have no choice

>6 red days in a row
WTF is this absolute nigger market?

>>58411665
This semen slurping market just isn't for me.

>>58411643
Do you see the SPY bouncing?

>>58411643
It's fun to search the ticker on X and see all the unhinged liberals

>>58411540
fukken buffet holding all the stockies

>>58411665
just trade volatility and natgas. or 0dtes if you are into that kind of stuff

>>58411675
I cannot predict when WW3 will or won't kick off. Macro is terrible for investing in my opinion. I am in physical precious metals and MSOX/PLNH.

>>58411698
The reply was actually unintended. Thanks for answering too

The thread seems nice

>>58411698
>macro is terrible
for who and why

am I crazy for thinking they're trying to get Iran to go to war in order to disrupt energy/commodity trade with Russia and China?

>>58411792

>>58411774
Because it's been too long since a recession and he presumes that one must happen per the periodic cycle that he's imagined.

>>58411780
yes. The Biden regime has no rational interest to make energy fly in an election year; Israel is another story, but who literally cares about sand niggers being sand niggers

Ignore the fud, buy CALLS NOW!

>this message board

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/MARA

>>58411803
>recessions are cyclical
that is autism, the banging your head a against a wall kind

ORANGE MAN
*BANG BANG*
ORANGE MAN
*BANG BANG*

>>58411797
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ex2R8_FBDU

Vix going back into contango
Nothing ever happens
Futures are always right

CRASH THE CLOSE

>>58412065
futures say no

so did the whole email verification thing kill the board? Also get out of stocks while you still can

Fucking brutal, actually glad I got stop lossed yesterday morning

>>58412090
>Also get out of stocks while you still can
I will buy and hold VTI until I need it when I'm retired. Only buy never sell.

cmon crash the close bobos

>>58411275
>>58411255

Their charts looks like typical shitcoins
Huge pump then dump

https://twitter.com/amlivemon/status/1780590041015661005
it's ogre

>>58411272
>500k
Is this bitcoins future
What the shit never saw anything like this before

here it comes

SPY Fair value is between 425 and 475, down from the current 501, and down from the all time high of 523.

>>58412160
>babbys first leveraged inverse etf

that'll do pig.. that'll do

>>58411641
>The market should always go up with cheap money

put/call ratio is retarded

Jeets literally spammed so much, we had to verify emails. Thanks a lot you fuckers.

Also, I put my last bit of coin in TSM earnings tonight. Here's to hoping it doesn't shit the bed.

>>58412204
>Another information technology thing enjoyed by everyone ruined by exposure to too many Indian men
Its a natural law at this point. No exceptions, every medium of digital communication has an ICC (Indian Carrying Capacity) before its rendered unusable.

>>58412213
Absolutely unreal. Somehow they managed to ruin fuckin 4chan of all places.

>>58412234
what are you talking about. its perfect. its a graveyard

DING DING DING

>>58412286
There has to be a middle ground between jeets spamming and this place turning desolate. It's a fraction as enjoyable.

>>58412309
+3.98%

I made money today. My MSOX went way the fuck up. +12% You guys are missing out.

>>58412309
-0.44%
NIGGER!
>>58412321
there is not. You are experiencing withdrawal from the parasocial (((fren group))) simulation. Its going to pass

my YTD returns were cut in half this week alone

>>58412389
when the fuck did you buy? 2 weeks ago?

>>58412405
desu it's mostly because of crypto
I also put a bunch of money into semis in March

>>58412416
I knew it.
Smart retail went all-in in January. Stupid retail bought in March. Looking at the p/c there might be a crab until summer down to 4800. It would fit the fibo retace. And it would explain the mild backwardation in the May and June contracts on vix

>>58412321
the reason nvda is down so much this month is because we're all learning that ai can't verify emails

ASMB Stock ladies!

>>58412478
I thought it was because JEENSOON WHYAONG's jacket turned out to be FAKE AND GAY pleather.

Futures bros we eating good tonight (but probably not tomorrow kek lol lmao)

give me a good stock tip

>>58412874
Buy high sell low

Bitcoin miners getting absolutely DESTROYED.

I hope you tards sold those CLSK and MARA bags before the halving?

>>58412204
>Jeets literally spammed so much
That isn't why they did this, it's just their shit excuse

>>58412837
You realize the whales can move the markets with relatively little money in the overnight futures?

They bid it up so it gaps up in the morning, and then dump on the retail niggers who bought high.

>>58412918
GOOD

>>58407358
ok boomer, now explain to me how this has anything to do with the inflationary indices exposed by truflation last quarter.

Do you invest in any gaming companies? I never knew until recently Ubisoft was such a shit company financially.

Recently bought some Paradox Interactive shares. Hopefully they stop wasting money on a bunch of sideprojects and stick to dlc-milking grand strategy / management games.

fags

>>58411020
I think 150-155 is a kind of spooky spot. It's either going back up at that point or starting the next dump cycle.

I can't believe this is the same /smg/ from yesterday. Post more fags. We need a new thread.

Natgas and oil

>>58413213
THIS.
It is finally getting SO CLOSE to time to buy shitloads of futures price BASED ETFs of
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
like UNG, UNL, and BOIL. Then when those spike up strongly enough get some KOLD to ride back down to whatever floor starts forming.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING
FOR MOONTHS.

>>58413225
Are you getting ready to SLOORP??

>>58413232
Oh yes. It might take me seeing a few ups and downs to start seeing a strong enough floor before going in heavy as fuck, but I am about to bust to see that massive pile of BOIL ride a big wave again.

why did i buy
surely its not going to go down that much further right? its already down 5% from peak and the worst is relatively normal so no reason to tank

>>58413242

>>58413242
>worst
world

do you guys hedge against currency risk when buying foreign companies?

>>58412389
>I bought the top
>why am I losing money
sheeeeeeesh
peak honkaloid behaviour

>>58412478

>>58413506
>i bought the top
no one knows when its going to go down. how was i supposed to know that the fed would announce postponing rate cuts this week, israel would pretend its going to strike and call the attack a declaration of war, and various miscellaneous earnings reports and investor sentiment would all combine to make this a terrible week to invest a lump sum

>>58413542
>how was i supposed to know
kek
lmfao

new bread needed soon.

gonna miss most of market today.

>Livermore stood 5 foot 10 and half, but he had always wanted to be 6 feet tall, so he had 20 pairs of custom-made elevator shoes that raised his height 1 and half inches.

manlets when will they learn??

>His motto was simple: All tips are dangerous. They take all different forms. Take none of them.

how long will the email thing last ? it's not really worth visiting biz like this

>>58413812
It's been based

gm

No hope for cuts

No hope

How are jobs so strong

if we keep drilling im gonna fucking bust
t. nvda and tsla puts

>>58413881
nvda has been doing really well in these conditions

>Started watching Bluey with my kid
>End up investing in Australia over South Korea

Is soft-power a vital component for an economies access to finance? Would India be a global powerhouse if it's people weren't regarded as African-tier?

>>58410203
Pessimism in the UK and US for a rate cut following new data. Whales were overoptimistic.

Puts

The /bant/stards have a sticky now

>>58413972
Literally the most use /bant/ has ever seen

>>58413972
Bant won...

SOXL cheapies thoooo SLURPERS WHERE WE AT

good morning smg! how are your trades going? for me, I think I'm going to keep going long on my favorite stock. alright guys, see you later!

>>58414017
calls?

DJT is a roller coaster ride

MARA going back to 30

>>58414055
djt getting short ladder ackd

>>58414096
i've made as much today as I have all year and I've had a pretty good year so far. Went all in DJT yesterday. Late shorts getting smoked

God Bless XOM and CSX

why mu is dumping on confirmation of CHIPS monies

>>58414134
kek I bought calls for mu as well anon. Exp date next friday so hoping it pops on official confirmation next week?

>>58414152
>>58414152
Fresh Bread
>>58414152
>>58414152

>>58414142
right now im only short on vix, but it's so wild

>>58414158
>baking fresh before bump limit while on page 1 when threads last for days now
STILL ROOM TO SAY
NATGAS AND OIL

>>58414186
My gas stays stinky

stocks

And all vix futanari contracts back in contango, except May

>>58414202
Natgas is best

The Magnificent 7

Mr. Mumu
Mr. Bobo
Meet Mr. Crab

NVDA 855

>>58414209
is there any other serious financial product that is more volatile than natgas on the intraday, except vix and options maybe? If so, I'm not aware of them, and would like to know about them

AAPL 167

MSFT 411

AGBA

AMZN 181

GOOGL 156

>>58414202
How long are you expecting to hold that at this time of year? I don't have enough capital to trade regular futures but don't know what it takes to get into the e mini level. I'd be interested just to avoid all of the wonky shit that goes along with dealing with ETF mechanics but for now just keeping it as simple as possible.

TSLA 150

NFLX 615

TIRX 0.80

BPTH 5.58

HOLO 2.87

META 508

BSY 52

UNH 493

>>58414242
Depends. If it starts to break out too far as where I see the price at expiration profits are taken, if my stop losses are hit, they are hit.
I prefer it to etfs, depending on your broker there might be a minimum contracts you are supposed to buy before playing, and you should read the fine print before owing or owning several 10K cfe of physical natgas holding past expiration

>>58414324
Hmmm. Looks like I meet the requirements for Schwab, and I already know that by default they close you out before expiration to prevent physical delivery issues so wouldn't worry with that.

>>58414352
Then you are good to go.
In the end its just another ticker. buy low sell high, have some kind of risk management and stay informed

stocks

MSFT

NVDA

AAPL

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