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>portfolio down 28%
>hemorrhoids are back

>> No.58412863

>>58411052
Have you tried not investing in and eating garbage

>> No.58412901
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58412901

>all in LINK
>varicose veins on my dick
IM GONNA KMS

>> No.58412916
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>portfolio is down $450k from ATH
>ethereum staking machine is fucking up
>brokerage and retirement accounts are shitting the bed
>my innocent-looking fling from Thailand is a confirmed whore
I'm at my wit's end and want to cry. I need another vacation ASAP

>> No.58412920

>>58411052
Literally just put your urine on your roids and they go away

>> No.58412925

>>58411052
I'm a pharmacist btw. The best way to prevent hemorrhoids is to avoid straining on the toilet. Eat more fiber and try to get off the toilet as soon as you're done pooping. You can also rub Preparation H or hydrocortisone cream to help with the swelling/pain.

>> No.58413119

>>58412925
thanks doc

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>>58411052
Looks like someone bought a lot of shitcoins instead of MAGA TRUMP
well deserved

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>>58411052
>SOL-based portfolio down 17%
>Even the 1intro tokens
Can somebody explain to me what is happening?