/biz/ - Business & Finance

Work faster, wagie, we need more pizzas!

>>58396792
buy my bags wagecucks! get dumped on faggots! hahahahahaha

Uh oh, wagie, looks like some diverse individuals are causing a little trouble
All part of the job, I guess!

At least you have great accomodation, isn't life grand, wagie?

>>58396797
>he has a burst of energy and makes a few pizzas and then 99% of the time he's slacking off

>>58396792
bear signal

>>58396808
>skip the wait
i guess that's what they're doing

nigger

>>58396808
i like how what used to be disturbing is now normalised and actually funny to people, what should be horrifying and actioning is actually entertainment and pacifying

>>58396797
>>58396792
You are jealous of the fact that they can earn their 15/hour in 30 seconds :)
And the fact that people this fast usually move up very quickly and learn faster than you.

Jealousy, turning saints into a sea.

Let's be honest, even if you are a programmer or ceo or whatever,, there is always a dude who does your job like this, 10x faster than you, and for them you are a slow and unproductive wagie, while they pass you with ease.

Do the wagie dance

Shaniquas making wagie life a little harder

Wagie feeling a lil depressed

>>58396896
>Gets 3 pizzas done in a minute
Good going wagie! Now we'll start marketing your store more so you can fill every order in your area
>Still doesnt get a raise

lmao

>>58397274
Put on your 3D glasses NOW!

>>58397260
Skitzy is a legend. I'm glad he spiritually won fishtank

>>58397274
>ywn get chimped on by a small band of African qweens

>>58397278
Yeah. Pretty much. It doesn’t have to be that way though, if you genuinely start researching, look into the miracles over the years, read the fathers, etc
Develop your relationship with Jesus Christ
Me personally? I don’t quite fear death anymore. I welcome it, as it will start my journey to be with Christ.
This is coming from someone who was a hardcore atheist 3 years ago btw. It’s wild how things can change once you stop listening to others and look into things for yourself.

>>58397431
what a really cool thing to post on a childrens cartoon forum

>>58397504
Yet you still read it
And you can’t unread it ;)
Jesus loves you

>>58396792
Crazy how everyone just carries on like there isn't some Mario looking fag doing yippee wahoo while cleaning a table and another fag recording. Where I live people would stop and laugh.

>>58396792

I respect wagies, especially ones that make the workplace/service for enjoyable.

I don't know what the big deal is, really

>>58397195
wondering where he's at now... he surely must have climbed the ranks by now. district manager? assistant to the ceo?

>>58396797
If i ever make it from crypto i would unironically want to get a part time fast food wagie job like this and make goyslop really fast. Looks fun and you can challenge yourself to be more efficient and faster. Am i crazy?

>>58396792
Meth is a hell of a drug

>>58396896
>people this fast usually move up very quickly
Very nice job cutting those tomatoes so fast, Henrique! This kind of enthusiasm will make you an executive junior manager’s assistant in no time! Now please take the mop, someone made a biiiig mess in the bathroom. Chop-chop, time's money!

>>58397260
>this guy won a boxing match
It was against a skinny manlet, but I still can't imagine Greg winning any physical challenge.

>>58396896
>usually move up very quickly
Not true at all. Making yourself irreplacable at the operational level is the dumbest fucking thing you can do if being promoted is what you want. Why would I promote some super-wagie if it would lead to a significant slow-down in production when I can just hire competent people externally and let the super-wagie keep at it?

>>58397246
The blonde girl at the start has a great ass.

>>58397635
Based

>>58397714
have you actually worked a job like this? you would quit within the first day

>>58397274
Would shooting these niggers in this situation be legal in the USA?

I love these threads, wagies are so pitiful

t. 23yo retired crypto NEET, never worked a day in my life

>>58397928
You can't retire from what you've never done.

>>58397714
I would get a retail job desu. It's less stressful and there are so many hot highschool girls working retail.

>>58397999
As someone who has worked at walmart for nearly 25 years I cannot in good faith recommend it.

>>58398001
Why not? It's probably okay if you work part time.

>>58398009
>part time
Oh well there's that. If money were no object I'd just work the weekend and do their free college thing. Can't do that now (or ever). Work too much. All free time is spend doing doordash or worrying.

>>58397851
Depends on the state. Some places technically yes, but you'd almost universally be fired and also face civil legal challenges from their families.
>>58398001
Hey anon! I remember you.

>>58398046
Thanks for remembering me.

>>58398022
Go work at a car dealership or something

>>58398051
>car dealership
Can't work commission. I got bills to pay. I just turned down a MLM scheme recently because I'm not cold calling boomers in the evening tryna sell them insurance.

>>58396797
test

>>58397712
Some people are so good at their jobs they never advance, their superiors think they are too good of a fit for them to ever change.

>>58396797
You've probably eaten pizza at least once in your life. If this person wasn't working, how would your pizza get made? What is even your position with this post? Do you want the shop to close down? Do you want them to be less efficient? Dominos has grown to be the biggest pizza chain in the world. I'd love to see you make a competitive business with your standards.

>>58397278
I was in this situation, then I started taking a shitload of psilocybin. I kept daydreaming of running my car off the road into a tree. I kept ringing my mom telling her how I don't want to go back to my workplace. Driving to work when I really didn't want to was akin to my body being raped. Then I got this really weird flu like illness which made every muscle and joint ache and got extrmely tired, I think it was stress or my body telling me to leave. I got in my car and drove out and completely misjudged a corner and run my car off the road, jammed on the brakes and just stopped in time 1 foot from a tree.

>>58398066
Good idea. Those places are a scam because they just want to steal all your contacts and then boot you.
There's always plugging in speakers and monitors for $350/day. Pretty easy to do if you live in a decent size town.

>>58397712
Why would you ever promote someone who is proficient at their job? Do you know how hard it is to replace someone? I guess that's why I've never been pegged for a promotion because they know the work will get done with no supervision, that and I'm nobody's friend after GWP eliminated the positions of my more benevolent managers.

>>58398093
>There's always plugging in speakers and monitors for $350/day. Pretty easy to do if you live in a decent size town.
I don't know what those kinda jobs are.

>>58398101
It's a 1099 contract gig type work. You have to get on the "freelance call list" at a few of your local A/V Event companies. I have done this three times in my life when I needed money and life was down.
How it works is
>get on call list
>get emailed/texted
>agree to show
>set up the event (plug in speakers and lay out cables and shit)
>leave for like 2 hours while the event happens
>break all the shit down
>invoice guy $350
>get check in the mail 3 weeks later

>>58396792
bro which 4chan autist

>>58396896
LMAOOO

>>58398095
he put too much butter

>>58397274
Why not pull out a gun like the Paki stores do

Also anyone got the video of that London Paki store owner putting a minority in a chokehold?

>>58397378
>>58397719
>>58397742
Entbusiasm at workplace means more meaningful time and will open more opportunities.
I always loved my job and i moved through them easily earnjng hefty $ with in my opinion very little effort.
I now own alco distribution and am as comfortable as a man can be. Typing from holiday spot in Baltics.

If i had been miserable and jealous in my life id indeed be a low tier wagie or some weirdo who thinks doing a good job is bad lmao.
Just don't be the one who then cries to management or mwdia when a dude doing low tier job does it exactly as you want - without really caring. Because then you are a hypocrite and thus just a dumb person.

>>58398128
>butter
Eww, was that seriously butter? I thought it was syrup or sugar

>>58396896
>Let's be honest, even if you are a programmer or ceo or whatever,, there is always a dude who does your job like this, 10x faster than you, and for them you are a slow and unproductive wagie, while they pass you with ease.
Okay? We're still being paid the same amount, so who cares.

>>58398207
Who tf eats popcorn with sugar outside of Christmas caramel in a tin?

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>>58396808
I am 90% sure I've been to the fast food place in the webm. That area's fucking ghetto. Hookers walking around in broad daylight.
The fish was alright, but when I was eating some woman came in and started begging for money from the person working the counter.

>>58398195
There's a big difference between doing a good job and being the gullible schmuck that everyone offloads their tasks onto. When you work for somebody else, the ultimate goal is finding the balance between doing the least amount of work for the most amount of money. Overly ambitious 20-somethings tend to think hard work (for somebody else) pays off but that's because they're naïve and have very little experience

>>58397266
Why are they touching their shoes and the floor? Doesn't seem sanitary.

>>58398207
Honestly it's probably "butter flavored" basedbean oil.

>>58400427
Holy shit fuck Monsanto. Why is this word filter still active?

>>58396792
He is acting like an idiot because he is one, not because he is required to

>>58398674
it's obviously a KFC you moron

>>58397714
Funny I feel the same way, I'd want to take a few of these jobs just to see what it's like

in practice I think I'd just get really bored with how low IQ everybody there is. not able to hold a conversation at all etc

>>58396871
I used to think life was a tragedy
now I see it is a comedy

>>58396792
You don't take pride in your work?

>>58396797
Commies who hate Protestant work ethic are behind wage posts

>>58396792
I enjoy that he enjoys it.

>>58396896
>people this fast usually move up very quickly
Anyone gonna tell him or should we let him have one more xmas?

>>58396792
What's even the point of such a thread?
Neet coping with shitty life?

>>58401301
>he's never seen a KFC/long john silvers combo
you clearly don't live in the kind of areas he's talking about. take some seats and listen lil pup.

kys registered faggots

>>58397274
>the attack was started because the wagies told her she would have to pay for extra sauce
Justified imo
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10995999/Drunk-women-trashed-NYCs-Bel-Fries-asked-pay-extra-sauce-appears-court.html

>>58397431
Fucking cringe. Religion has its place but there’s no need to use it as an excuse for failing while you’re on earth

>>58397431
>This is coming from someone who was a hardcore atheist 3 years ago btw
we can tell, and soon you'll have moved on to the next thing

>>58397274
>starts twerking
I will not pretend they are the same species

>>58396792
test

>>58402411
I am a wagie and wish I could be a semi neet. Basically live off of craftmanship but have enough not have to worry