/biz/ - Business & Finance

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Member when 4chan had fun mod practical jokes like this?

you did write call right anon?

>He will use email verification.
>Next thing he will use a username and password.
>Might as well post on r*ddit.

>email verification
that's the end of /biz/
its was real, niggas

>>58390305
about 3k

>>58390306
>>58390319
I feel for all the cocksuckers who never got the skills of identifying the fake and gay bullshit in markets I learned from 4channel.

It's Happening!!!!

BREAKING: IRAN LAUNCHES ATTACK AGAINST ISRAEL USING DOZENS OF DRONES

>>58390237
This is why I hate my generation and zoomers. Their brains have been poisoned by tiktok, YouTube, and social media. They find reading to be "gay" because their brains aren't capable of imagining anything anymore. If it's not shown to them in a 30 second clip, they can't be bothered.

>he doesn't trade on the secret weekend markets

>next week
Oh fuck
I actually DO do SIGNIFICANT business with SEVERAL of these companies

I got global banned after making a /pol/ thread about the email verification. Fuck this place. I'm actually out

>>58390341
LFG

>>58390259
anyone else seeing posts like these on biz?

>>58390341
Fake and gay, any "attack" Iran launches on Israel is just Israel false flagging so they can invade another country and get the west to aid them.

>>58390371
Me btw

>you will actually have to log into 4chan
it's over

>>58390367
heres to charlie and goldilocks taking bear cocks together

Anons will be as steadfast in their boycott of 4chan as Burgers were in their boycott of ni...sportsball.

Well it's been an honor spending the last 6 years with you boys but these few days will be the last I post here.

>>58390437
>Next thing r*ddit buys 4chan.
The dystopia is real.

>>58390471
See you on Monday.

/smg/ should be moved to /pol/

>crypto -5%
lel
>mfw I just remembered I'm shorting VIX futures
fugg, good thing it will turn out to be a nothingburger by Monday

>>58390507
no nigger there's enough already of the "it's happening" crowd

>>58390515
The market follows crypto also red Mondays usually follow red Fridays. You are quite frankly fucked.

>>58390515
What the fuck why would crypto be down that hard right now?

im gonna miss you guys.

>>58390499
I vill NOT verify ze email.

>>58390507
good lord no. the tiny hats do control the market but it would be impossible to converse with the economically, politically and socially illiterate retards there.

>>58390507
I've suggested before, /news/ would make an acceptable home. If you dig deep enough into any news story, whether it's about the government, wars, companies, healthcare, drugs, murders, immigration, car crashes, puppy-rescues-boy-from-well... ALL of them are at their root a Stock Market story

okay fags im almost done with the system design for yse 2.0 and i think you'll cowards will love it

Green open on Monday.

>>58390551
Iran launching a dozen RC planes towards Israel somehow makes billions disappear from crypto markets.

>join company in April 2022
>RSUs get cooked by Russia invading Ukraine
>join new company in April 2024
>RSUs get cooked by Iran attacking Israel
I hate war. Can't we all just get along until my RSUs vest

>>58390585
(((somehow)))

>>58390367
Did I make a mistake betting on ASML instead of Nvidia or Arm?

yesterday the market moves on no news, today it doesn't move on news. fucking jews

>>58390507
Jesus christ no, we already have enough glowniggers here, we don't need anymore.

You bought OIL. right anons? Along with Raytheon and LMT right. I'M FEELING IT
https://youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM?si=HCjHGyU31TvKiAF0

OIL BARONS...

>>58390585
It's the e-mail verification requirement on /biz/ that caused this drop in prices and not Iran.

Who's gonna make the /fitbiz/ refugee thread?

>>58390643
the news was... JPow is fake and gay. Inflation expectations went up so market is going to force jpows hand to print money to stop banks from exploding.

>>58390585
All this fud is so fucking dumb I can't believe anyone with a third of a brain would sell based on it

/g/ is saying if you give up the email, be prepared to get an FBI or IRS visit
>>>/g/99984346

>>58390694
>anyone with a third of a brain
>crypto markets

I've lost everything. It's over. Why did I buy, fucking why did I buy..... my savings: GONE. My wallet: EMPTY. My mind: FUCKED. Wife's gonna freak when she finds out what I did.

>>58390685
>Inflation expectations
The Fed predicted in December that inflation would be around 3.1% by November 2024. We're already there.

>>58390684
Baking.

>>58390553
I dont know why they dont just cut the internet for india and china...

lmao look at all these delicious cryptofag tears. Do you understand now why your imaginary internet money isn't "digital gold"? Here's hoping everything crashes to zero.

>>58390719
yeah.. and blasted past it on sticky inflation alone.

>>58390706
Who would actually give their real email though? Is anyone that stupid? Also glowies could just pull your IP anyway, giving them your email isn't helping them any more or less.

>>58390706
>muuh shitcoins scams
Just fucking put flags and ban the pajeet shitstain country. And voilà, no mas problema

>crypto fags losing their shit because it just nose dived 7%
>meanwhile boglehead investors

So Monday will be a wholesale crash ?

>>58390706
Holy shit.
>download tor browser
>open tor browsers
>download proton vpn via tor browser
>close tor browser
>install proton vpn
>connect to free server
>open tor browser again
>create burner protonmail address
AND BE FUCKING DONE WITH IT

But let me guess, you NEED "more"?

This solution is at least as "secure" as any of the other autistic bullshit that the neckbeards on /g/hey most likely come up with.
Their shit probably includes
>install gentoo Live cd
>apt get i-am-fag
>sudo sneed
...and then nothing works as usual.

nothing ever happens bros

>>58390765
>blasted
>0.1%
I hope the email verification gets rid of alarmist faggots like you

>>58390799
Tell me why the absolute fuck you think the markets should be crashing based on any of the available information

>second wave of droves launched at israel

>>58390553
We'll find another imageboard.

>>58390833
once the market crash, fags will leave this site voluntarily

Sometimes things might happen.

>>58390761
what good is crypto when your power plant has been knocked out and communications are down?

Looks like SPX isn't going back to 5150 kek

i need to off myself

I have to register to shitpost about Intel? What the fuck lol

>be Iran
>probably be top 3 or 4 holders of cryptos
>pick a fight with the jew
>lose billions in 1 hour

Why is the Ayatollah retarded

Test

A DRONE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE (I'm Israeli BTW (MtF (natural gas (futures)))).

>>58390982
You verified your email for THAT?

>>58390951
I also almost bought the SOXL dip yesterday, but Allah told me not to.

>>58390982
JANNIES

>>58390849
inflation is supposed to be going down, not up.
this is not djb anon

>>58391005
>>58391010
I didn't have to verify hehehee
Phone poster chads rise the FUCK UP

i didnt have to verify my email, are all of the people that do it pajeets

>>58390761
lol my imaginary internet money has outperformed the s&p500 by such an unfathomable magnitude it's almost laughable

have fun waiting until monday to either sell or buy, you cucked little slave

>>58391025
It's not implemented yet

on this mighty day, I announce that I will get SHITFACED.
Cheers bros

See the problem is having a foreign IP
This site needs to ban non Americans permanently and the quality would increase dramatically

>>58391037
Oh....

ENJOY LIMIT DOWN MONDAY AND TUESDAY
NOT TOO LATE TO PANIC BUY PRECIOUS METALS AND CANNED FOOD
YES I'M TYPING ALL CAPS AAAAAAAA

I want to slurp some cheapies.

>>58391041
Excelsior!

>>58391087
I thought crypto was immune to geopolitics, weird :)

>>58391091
bonds are liable to continue climbing because of inflation expectations etc. Unless Iran dirty bombs Israel this weekend causing a flight to safety.

>>58391057
or at least charge and identify non-white non-american posters based on whichever tier of non-based they are

>>58391087
we'll rally wednesday when congress gives israel an 'emergency' hundo billy

how much are my locksneed stocks going to go up?

>>58391154
10yr hit 4.6%, that's the top. swear

>>58391197
not enough to make up for my spy heeming. at least I slurped some XOM before close

>>58391197
~Tree fiddy

How do I buy shares in Shahed Aviation Industries?

>>58391238
You can't on this side of the Tranny Curtain.

so this is why the VIX was acting so stinky

Why the fuck would Iranian drones have anything whatsoever to do with the US stock market or cryptocurrency???? It's completely nonsensical. Like, utterly ridiculous.

Also the drones "could take hours to arrive in Israel" which is also fucking ridiculous. This is all such a sham I can't believe anyone would be freaking out.

>you need a verified email address in order to post on /biz/
Dude what the fuck? What kind of glownigger bullshit is this?

>>58391271

>>58391273
Cryptofaggots ruin everything

CHOOSE ONE:
1. SPY goes up 20%+ this year
2. Israel is destroyed and we enter at a 20 year recession

>>58391271
people selling to buy iodine for their thyroid, happens every nuclear holocaust

>Retired general Amos Yadlin told the channel the drones were equipped with 20 kg of explosives.
You're fucking kidding me that people are selling anything at all based on this bullshit

>>58391296
2

>>58391296
3. oil is over 100$ again and fed don't cut rate this year.

>>58391296
israel has never been the problem

>>58391296
Option 2 twice. Just to be safe.

>>58391271
you poor stupid bastard
If this escalates into a regional war oil goes to $200 a barrel by Wednesday and the ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL SYSTEM COLLAPSES
see that thing in picrel called "Strait of Hormuz"?
GUESS WHERE IRAN JUST CAPTURED A SHIP TODAY
you have NO IDEA how FUCKED we might be right now
HYPERINFLATION
if IF America runs swinging dick first into the fire to try to save Israel literally LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF DEAD SOLDIERS AND SAILORS within the first 48 hours.
MASSIVE DOMESTIC UNREST
now, to be fair, maybe the attack and re-retaliation won't be too huge, but there is a very decent chance that SHIT IS FUCKED and THE TWO WEEKS ARE OVER

>>58391289
But why now? It's because the glowniggers know that we're about to have another 1929 and this board started the fire. They want to clamp down on speech. There are other boards with even worse spam and the mods do nothing.

>>58391397
HOLY SHIT PANIC PANIC PANIC SELL EVERYTHING AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>58391358
Israel has been the problem since 1958

>>58391397
Shut the fuck up you doomer retard. I dare you to look back over the last decade and see how many times the exact same thing has been fudded to death and ended up being the biggest nothingburger of all time. Over and over and over again. Laughably ridiculous.

>>58391458
B.C or A.D?

biz implementing email verification required? check main sticky
this is horrible, I don't agree to cookie usage policy

>>58391397
Kek. The us army is capable of building a proper military logistic line within 2 weeks anywhere on this planet. They will go head first to save oil™ IF it comes down to that.

>>58390927
Since the sand nigger circus started in October the trend has been clear. Up.
Remember, Vodka Nigger war makes the price crab, Sand Nigger war makes the price go up and Rice Nigger war is going to make the price go straight up

>>58391540
Lol, lmao

>>58391298
Buy SQM

>>58391112
Sand Niggers like crapto because some of their warlocks said that it is döner, so they can eat it

>>58391531
>>58388587
IT'S OVER

>>58391397
The US can produce all the oil it needs. Biden chooses not to let Americans produce their own oil.

>>58391470
>closing the strait of Hormuz is no big deal bro
>going to war with the world's largest oil producers is fine bro
>don't worry about the SPR being empty bro

oil sisters and gold trannies how we feeling

You did buy VIX calls when it was below 13 a few weeks ago, right?

>>58391531
It's all a part of gookmoots exit strategy, first he makes 4chan more like r*ddit, then he proceeds to rebrand and IPOs, making him a literal billionaire.

>bought calls last week
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>58391605
next thing you know we get upvotes and the post with the most upvotes will be at the top

I'm sorry but this is obviously just a way to make tracking anons even easier for glowies than it already is.
What the fuck.
I'm not going to make a throwaway email.
This is the dumbest fucking thing on this site's history.

>>58391605
4chan will never be worth everything. This place is an autism containment website. Nobody is going to buy shares of this turd. If they did go public it would break the seal and a flood of ancient autism would flow out plaguing the entirety of the internet. No normalfag website would go untouched.

>>58391605
it's just to kill the site. have you seen the thinktank strategy pieces to kill their opposition? number one strategy is quite literally "make site more boring and annoying to use"

>>58391531
>>58391605
>>58391653
They're feds that run 4chan are implementing email verification because they know we're about to have a 1929 style economic collapse and they need to censor what people say to contain the panic.

>>58391212
We'll see, im sure theres some way to profit by shorting long dated treasuries and buying short dated on the premise. I'm just debt maxing in meantime since future earnings will accelerate faster.

my 20x leverage on SPX @5150 is fucked lmao
at least defense should pump me even

remember
the face ripper on monday
is a dead cat bounce

>>58391705
>im so special and important that federal agents conspire to make it slightly harder for me to post on my shitcoin pump and dump board
You are a fucking retard. I bet you unironically believed in kek and meme magic.

A new era started today

>>58391586
Is the strait closed? Is the US at war with Iran? Has the fucking SPR ever mattered? Holy shit you guys aren't even trying

>>58391698
If they actually go through with this bullshit, it's unironically over.
>>58391705
>because they know we're about to have a 1929 style economic collapse
Ofc they target the /biz/ board.

>>58391748
check the mail provider they accept.
All of them have a history of sharing data with the federales

>weekend attack
how many times are they going to keep playing this line?

Remember tards, monday, when the sky is falling, don't sell. It's slurping time.

>Israel getting glassed over the weekend triggering WW3 as six million ZOGbots mobilize to die for Israel
>Markets will still somehow gap up on Monday
I'm tired of being short. Mumus literally can't suffer.

>>58391782
4chan gives up your data if the feds ask anyway, see the whole chitwood thing

>>58391748
>>58391764
Oh my god look at this fucking damage control. I feel completely justified in stockpiling supplies to live off grid for the last year instead of more stocks or PMs. You can't heat your house with shorts or fill your belly with puts.

The idea was to be anonymous unless you said something truly awful since fed could request all your info and get it.
But now?

They'll be able to link everything you post to a profile and they'll connect your fake emails to your real email eventually via a slipup.
Next thing you know shit you post on 4chan will get you customized ads from amazon and facebook.
Soon feds will be able to attach your real name to every post without even requesting it.

Imagine pissing off a glowie and he ruins your life out of spite in an instant.

>>58391798
>monday
By Monday /smg/ won't exist.

>>58391719
>20x leverage on SPX @5150
BUDDY. WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HOOOKED, AND YOU MAY BE...HOOOKED

>>58391808
remember last time somethig in the Levante happened? Me neither, because nobody cares when sand niggers massacre each other. Its considered out of the ordinary when they don't slaughter each other

>>58391698
It's not going to last. The users hate the jannies with an indescribable fury. Most likely people from /g/ will DDOS attack the shit out of this website and generally just harass the mods and make their jobs (unpaid BTW lol lmao even) that much more difficult. I'm going to pop some popcorn and enjoy the ride.

/fitbiz/
>>>/fit/74044050
>>>/fit/74044050
>>>/fit/74044050
>>>/fit/74044050

>>58391813
of course they do. If you build up a rep and fed post hard enough you can summon glow niggers all around the world

>>58391862

Powell has to cut rates now

>>58391858
Not going to the gayest board on 4chan. Sorry anon.

>>58391823
Lmao you won't even answer the very basic questions, fuck off you actual shill

>>58391833
Thank God

>>58391858
Based. I was beginning to get worried the markets would be closed forever without BANG BANG anon there to open them.

>>58391864
Imagine the hyperinflation.

>>58391470
>I dare you to look back over the last decade and see how many times the exact same thing has been fudded to death
dang good point, I forgot about all the numerous times in the last ten years Iran has directly attacked Israel with a massive coordinated drone swarm and missile barrage
>>58391540
>um actually we just lost a war to the Taliban ON PURPOSE
I admit I'm a doomer but the sheer stupidity of you government-trusting, normalcy bias-blinded, utter wastes of human intellectual never ceases to astound me.
If we are fucked - and I strongly suspect we may be - your normalcy bias is going to get you REALLY fucked.

/biz/raelis taking L's all day

>>58391858
>>58391866
I don't like the lack of ID.
I know its easy to fake but it helped knowing who the fuck I was talking to.

This is the gayest timeline.
What other boards can we use?

>>58391596
A little bit worried over my Iraqi oil, but pretty happy about all other holdings

>>58391869
Kys fed.

>>58391837
It was only 1500 dollars, down by 200-300 or so by market closure, but opening will probably fuck me over

question: would you play YSE 2.0 if you had to make an account? if you had to... "log in"? h-heh...

i hate the weekend
i cant lose money on the weekend

>>58391926
Sure you can, trade crypto

This is so fucking bearish. CISA is effectively trying to shut down /biz/ after their shilling attemots failed. Right at the same time as financial markets begin collapsing, no less. This will be worse than fucking 1929.

>>58391950
*shilling attempts

>>58391887
>MASSIVE COORDINATED DRONE STORM
Seriously kill yourself. Drones that are already being publicly reported as taking 2+ hours to reach their target. What a fucking joke.

>>58391887
I'll simply average down on all my long positions - easy as that.

imma be real there's a lot of actual shill sounding shit going on itt atm

>>58391986
Oh my god I can't wait until Trump hangs all of you CISA shills.

>>58392004
You are officially the most obnoxious schizoid faggot to ever post in /smg/ and you've been here for over a year

>>58390341
we getting a firesale on Monday boys and girls

>>58391947
i want to lose money in a smart way
not in a controlled gambling way

>thread on /fit/ pruned.
NEED NEW OPTIONS PEOPLE

/fitbiz/ bros it's over... It was good while it lasted.

>>58392022
>PLEASE STOP SELLING!!!!
>PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSEE!!!!!
>STOP SELLING!!!!
>JUST STOP SELLING!!!!!

>>58391020
wouldn't that mean crypto should go up instead?

>>58392040
hell yeah i love war cheapsie calls

>>58392065
Are we really going to get the last /smg/ ever for real this time?

>>58392022
Give him another couple months and hopefully he'll migrate over to /x/ to be with the other mouthbreathers.

SOMEONE BAKE ON /bant/ NOW

Whats going to happen to the USD on monday open?

it's over

>>58392095
What if all of us bake /fitbiz/ threads until the jannies quit? They can't prune all the threads.

I've been posting on 4chan for 10 years and I don't know how to cross link threads.

>>58392115
1-2% up
flight to safety. sorry I don't make the rules

>>58392097
At least with Biden fucking up this hard I can take some solace in the fact that Trump is now guaranteed to win the election and will prosecute all of you CISA glowniggers to the fullest extent of the law (firing squads).

Why don't we go to /xs/? I doubt they have any jannies.

>>58392065
No need. Don't flee biz like cowards, let's just make the jannies jobs harder by joining hands with the pajeets even for just a short time. Let's show them that with their new rules this place will be even harder to moderate. It's not about the benchod, it's about sending a message.

>>58392172
damn that's crazy haha

>>58392147
Literally quote the post that's outside the thread
Add an extra arrow + board name if crossboard posting

>>>/bant/20017112

I've never crosslinked before because I am retarded, so if this doesn't work I'm going to kms

hey /smg/, im not going to sign up to post because thats basically the antithesis of this entire site. lots of email sites even require a phone number now. anyways, i just want to say its been really great participating in what is the only good general on this board. you guys have taught me a lot, and i wish you and your portfolios all the best.

>>58392172
>election
LMFAO!!! Democrats have already rigged it far in advance. Your vote is about as valuable as used toilet paper.

Lmao@ the peoplewho sold gold, silver and oil on friday

>>58392212

>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112

Let's poo bros.

>>58392147
>>58392212
You did it.

>months of accusations of there being government shills trying to damage control the stock market on /biz/
>markets finally start to legit crash
>literally the same day /biz/ implements email verification on fucking 4chan (wtf)
Really makes you think.

>>58392255
soon nobody will be able to see your stupid faggot posts, thank god. anyone under the age of 18 and access to /pol/ should be contained within a psych ward

Black Monday incoming.

futures in t-minus 20min

all this because banning 300 people a week is too much work for jannies
someone raise their wages please

>>58392115
Theres not going to be a USD on Monday

>>58392274
Okay, retard. Hope you went all in on calls so that you lose everything. I tried to warn you. I tried to warn you for two entire years and you laughed and did nothing.

>>58392300
They should be paying them at least twice what they make now...

>>58392297
It is Saturday my dude.

>4chins implements email verify
>/smg/ begins to grow on other boards
>each version evolving into their own grotesque existence
>what was once dignified debate over whether $TUP is a buy-and-hold deal or not
>has turned into amorphous cacophonies of >muh $BRANDO!!!!
>DUDE BRO ELECTROLYTES BUY BUY BUY!!!

why the fuck did they eve think this was a good idea? this is literally how the "flood" began on halo

How low can bitcoin go?
I dont have any exposurw to cryptos but I unironically thought that it would go to 100k

>>58392341
futures in t-minus 24 hours and 20 minutes

Ready for monday mumu?

Reminder a good alternative is Dread over on tor. High traffic Reddit equivalent except on Tor and by extension super filtered userbase. Anonymous.

be honest with me, should I sell my VOO stocks and buy gold stocks instead?
what's gonna happen on monday?

>>58392415
people overreacting because they can't help themselves I guess

oh my god

a bunch of supposed drones that won't hit a single target ... why the fuck is this causing a crash?

>>58392415
There will be a delicious dip for you to slurp.

>>58392095
why are stock related posts shoehorned in with crypto jeets. I reckon /smg/ should be exempt from email verification or even have another board just for stock discussion

>>58392413
Nah I'm not leaving this place, if this general dies I'm just going to leave 4chan forever. This is the only place I visit anyway on this dead website.

Imagine thinking shutting down /biz/ will be able to stop the absolute fucking economic catastrophe that's about to happen. Iran, Russia, and the rest of OPEC will embargo oil exports to the US and EU. The SPR is half empty thanks to Dementia Joe, so we'll get $500 oil. The end result is going to be hyperstaflation (hyperinflation + economic depression). We'll probably get a US sovereign debt crisis too.

>>58392448
Market participants aren't very savvy and tend to overreact, the narrative is "muh endless escalation", whereas very soon it will all fizzle out.

>>58392481
*hyperstagflation

What's all this about an email verification

>>58392513
1929 on Monday so fed shills need to shut down /biz/ to contain the panic

>>58392095
We had a nice run /smg/. I never would have gotten interested in the stock market if it wasn't for you.
I lost a lot of money but I also made a lot of memories.

>>58392126
>>58391566
>>58390437
What a sad day

It was a good run.

>>58392513
Mods realized way too late that their little income stream scheme with selling anons crapto and selling add space to clients to sell anon crapto isn't working anymore, because they went full retard last bubble and destroyed their reputation. This is a poor attempt at trying to gain back trust and cash flow. Wont work, same as the frog scams didn't work.

Whoever acquired control over this board (not sure if Ivans, changs or sand niggers) fucked up his investment big time and depending on how the cards fall an entire industry trying to scam anon

>>>/bant/20017112
We've got a good thing going here.
Spread the word.
Unless you want to do the email thing like a bunch of faggots.

>>58391566
welp nice shit posting, going to go back to being a permanent lurker now.

I have a QQQ put 405 expiring on Friday. Am I gonna make it?

>>58392628
Inshallah.

Calls on LMT and RTX?

Got an email
My (female) broker is out of the office until Wednesday

>>58392731
mashallah my lmt rtx and xom stocks will save me from the spy bloodbath

>>58388711
>the big Iran retaliation
>The big nothingburger, so I have a question: did the Friday dump happen only because of Iran, or were there other reasons?
Never mind. I take back my question. I'm glad I got puts.

Don't Lockheed and other contractor stocks usually go up when war is declared? Should I be investing?

>he didn't go all in on oil Friday
stay poor

Also, PSA before the glowniggers shut down /biz/ for good. Some of you are alright. You need to go to the grocery store and buy as much nonperishable food and supplies as you possibly can right now. Energy crisis/hyperinflation/major trade disruptions are really going to fuck things up, especially if the feds that run 4chan are so shook that they're going kill this board. Banks are not safe. Get your money into physical assets that you'll need to live a semi-normal life for the next 2-3 years (clothing, cooking gear, solar panels/batteries) and put everything left over into PMs. Shit is going to get bumpy.

Friendly reminder that israel bombed irans embassy in syria

>>58392749
LARP.
You don't even have brokerage account.

>>58392801
I bought a pbr call and ate shit

>>58392814
>PSA before the glowniggers shut down /biz/ for good
Did I miss something? whats happening to /biz/

>>58392814
if the board gets nuked the entire domain gets nuked. Could very well happen in a year or so - no matter if any coming nothing burgers is going to rinse liquidity into crapto or not; 4chan wont profit from a possible increase in demand for crapto ads this time, because the moderation and administration committed reputational seppuku las buuble

>>58392822
I do actually
But I guess I am LARPing a little. My broker isn't out, just my "Relationship Manager".
The broker is just a computer

going to bed. when I wake up tomorrow it will all be over. sleep tight /smg/

>>58392814
The fact of the probability of what you just described happening is rising on a month to month, year to year basis is concerning.

>>58392842
Check the sticky. They know that we're getting a severe financial collapse and feds are trying to contain the panic by making it so that only email verified accounts (yes: fucking "accounts") can post on /biz/.

yeah you know what, now that I think about it, this is pretty much a nothing burger
just a couple of drones

>>58392885
>month to month
>year to year
Nigger, it starts Monday. Get dressed and go shopping before the shelves are empty. Also get some fuel stabilizer and store some gasoline.

what do i buy next monday?
aaaaaaaaaaah

>4chan Pass users are not required to verify their email address using this system.
Instead of just adding flags so people can filter indians, they'd rather push people to buy 4chan passes huh.

>>58390252
Is this a joke?

>>58392255
>1.5% down
>a crash
>after a historically great rally only bested by 2008 recovery

>A U.S. official confirms that U.S. forces have shot down some of the Iranian drones headed towards Israel

source: ABC News Senior Pentagon Reporter

>>58390334
>fake and gay
If they just stopped letting indians post here that would be the end of it.
>can't just post about SOXL and NRGU or bitcoin or gold, have to be dragged down with retards who buy actual scams like Garbage Don's trash disposal pennystock or a dog-themed shitcoin

>>58392930
It's not about the "spam/shill posters", there is something more sinister about these measures, that little is obvious.

>>58392950
Source: me

What's scheduled for /smg/ movie nite tonight? I hope it's a film with some good business and finance insights for these troubling times!

JUST IN - Iran launches ballistic missiles towards my Portfolio

Go to the /bant/ smg dumb dumbs.
We are hopping to a new host.

>>58392961
>enter my email into the official /biz/ verification service (TM)
>post about how Biden is the reason why the market crashed and how he obviously cheated in the 2024 election and that's why my folio is fucked and I have to work 2 mcjobs and steal leftover mcgriddles to survive
>receive a knock on my door from the FBI for posting unamerican things on 4chan

Iran said they’re done already.

>>58393009
But is Israel?

>>58392990
>go to an even bigger honeypot
no thanks

>>58392964
Iran has launched more than 100 drones toward Israel, military officials said, beginning its retaliatory attack weeks after a suspected Israeli strike on the Iranian consular building in Syria killed two of Tehran’s top commanders.
>NBC
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/live-blog/israel-attack-strikes-live-updates-rcna147477

"Iran launches drone attack at Israel, expected to unfold 'over hours'" -- Reuters
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/ukmto-receives-report-incident-50nm-northeast-uaes-fujairah-2024-04-13/

>>58392933
>>58393022
kys fed

>>58393025
Yeah I'm the source

>>58393009
and then Israel will fight back. The invisible force behind them will force rich to buy US treasuries and oil.

>try to find videos to run through credit spread examples to get practice
>every single video is some non-white with a really shilly salesman tone who takes 3/4s of the video to even get to the point of what the title was
>trying to sell some course bullshit on top
Fuck sake every single time.

>>58392971
way things are headed, should be watching By Dawn's Early Light, with an extra assignment to read Alas Babylon, but who knows, I hope all the iran shit is just dogs barking at each other and not murder suicide.

>>58392922
CHWY
entertainment stations, idk why theyre making golden crosses
TKO
precious metals stocks
oil

>>58393056
why do you need to "practice" credit spread? what are you talking about monkey

if you dont know how to input the order just ask your broker

>>58393056
Check Maverick Trading on YT

>>58393056
People who actually know what they're doing aren't sharing their info on youtube videos. You should avoid them at all cost. Just follow Nancy Pelosi's insider trades

I went all cash on Thursday. Cashgang how we feeling right now

>>58393068
every youtube "trader" is entertainment only
>>58393071
they might be , but the economy and market is always changing so what worked for them before, might not work for them in the future

it's why even credible traders like greenblatt cant keep succeeding. Even renaissance has decreasing rates of returns (but still great), because their system stops working so well

>>58393071
I just got done wasting my time on some faggot's vid who spent half of it bragging about his time interning at some whatever firm and made the definitive statement that absolutely no forms of TA work on SPY because it's 'not really a stock'. These people are fucking retards. Apparently the TA I use that has allowed me to scalp Options for the last 8 months profitably wasn't real according to this dumbass.

The only useful youtubers are the 50 year old boomers with 11 subscribers who release hour long videos every week rambling about whatever nonsense they hear from colleagues. It's the only way to stay ahead of the market.

>>58393114
>market goes straight up for 1.5 years straight
>my TA scalping is a genius foolproof method that works guys

> Reuters: Iran has launched 100 peepees into my poopoo

>>58393129
>arguing macrotrends when I'm talking about micro-movements up and down of 15 minutes at most
If you're going to act high and mighty knowing what you're talking about you can at least know the difference between swing trading and scalping. I specified one over the other for a reason.

>>58393100
Ive been all cash for almost two years and im fucking seething

>>58393103
the secret mindset and moving average are dope. same as oscar carboni

Mods just need to ban every ip from Russia and India. That would solve 80% of the issue and certainly more effective than email cookies.

Anyway I guess this is the clearest sign that the market is going to crash. Glad my roth is in cash.

We are gapping up so hard Monday, glad i went 100% in SVIX

>>58393022
We aren't going to post here with emails faggot.
The only people that will be left posting on /biz/ are newfags.

>>58393056
>shilly salesman tone
>trying to sell some course bullshit
you are watching ads, the thing around are just pitches trying to get you to buy the product.
If you want to have a resource for the basics, just read one of the 100s of wikis and if you are looking for strategies, the same

Why couldn't Iran wait till Monday for the attack. Now by Monday it will be a nothing burger and market will act normal

>>58393194
what do you think about the golden cross strategy in high timeframes?

>>58393148
Lol

>>58393103
MT is a prop trading firm and everyone labels it as entertainment for legal reasons
Maybe you shouldnt trade if you dont intuit this

>>58393192
That's the funny part. The scammers are the ones that will go through the trouble of getting an email. But there will be so many less regular posters that it will look like spam is a much bigger problem!

>>58393179
Ban all Russian, Indians, and Chinese from posting and 4chan is fixed overnight

Iran are such pussies. I have calls, though.

Have you ever invested into a stock that you knew will make money but the wish you didn't because the people who claim the stock will make money are absolutely retarded? I guess I am retarded too now.

AHAHAHAHAHA WATCH LOCKHEED GAP UP 10% ON MONDAY AHAHAHHA

>>58393248
>Have you ever invested into a stock that you knew will make money
No

>>58393181
Reminder that Joe Biden is an illegitimate president.

>>58393226
Literally havent watched a single vid or know what youre even talking about. I just know they're fake and gay from the name alone because I'm not a retard.

Imagine being "invested" in crypto on a stock market thread.

The worst part is insider information that used to be posted here wont be, because emails are easier to serve a warrant for than 4chan. There was a drug company posted here that passed trials the same day he said it would and it skyrocketed 200% after hours lol.

>tfw tons of cash on hand

It's the end of the world as we know it.

>>58393223
As an avid applier of Theosophical Astrology, if its the only indicator that confirms your individual perception bias, its likely just noise you focus on to protect your ego. But together with others, especially in high time frames and high moving averages, golden cross is a strong indicator

>>58393329
>because emails are easier to serve a warrant for than 4chan
10 minute mail, problem solved

It's time to bring back altchans. Nothing makes feds seethe more than people migrating off of their honeypot to a different platform.

>>58393326

>>58393124
can ya toss me one of those youtubers?

>>58393340
10 minute mail doesn't work. It has to be from one of the allowed domains. Also salted emails (for when you get mail banned) don't work either.

>>58393326
In the context of speculation about the email verification its relevant as crypto ads are one of two open income streams 4chan has. I doubt Schwab or even hood would buy ads on 4chan. The only thing left are crapto scammers and the bad tranny musicians

>>58393370
https://www.youtube.com/@ActionableIntelligenceAlert

Some fat boomer who rambles about energy and the economy, good background listening imo.

>>58393404
Muchos gracia.
I feel encouraged in shorting copper

>>58393383
>protonmail
does this even work with TOR still? and isnt TOR compromised at this point?

these are all such blatant fed domains lmao it's actually over

When the email thing gets implemented we will be here:
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112

Trying to do something nice for you retards.

>>58393455
If only trash had ids or flags. Posting our 2D female brokers getting FUCKED when the market is tanking would be pretty funny.

>>>/bant/smg

>>58393455
fuck jannies

Go to bant my fellow refugees.

Protest, do not post on /biz/ until this "e-mail" scheme is revoked. All who stay are faggots and traitors.

The last /smg/ ever. RIP in peace, king.

>>58393455
Based
>new working... around meme
>the pdf was locked, but I found a work around

>>58393488
checked. Its not improbable.
And I hope the Macedonian flag is a proxy

>>58393467
I think you can also do that on /bant/.

I'm going to get the last post in smg history.
See you guys in the refugee board.

>>58393686
*Asylum seeker board

sneed

It's over

>>58393686
the new board is nsfw tho, might be nice

It was a good run, see you all on the other side. God Bless you all.

goodbye /biz/

>>58393723
this is the last smg?

>>58393728
stream it

not verifying my email, its been fun bros.
all these shitposts.. will be lost, in time, like.. tears, in rain.

>>58393740
Yes, the thread will not be remade on /biz/ by executive order of the /smg/ council. Please migrate.

>>58393740
Anyone who gives their email to 4chan is a cuck.

can we get rockers opinion on if bant is a good idea? I can't make my own decisions

Just make a fucking throwaway protonmail, retards.

I baked many /smg/s in the last several years. I thank you all for the honor of having made the final smg on biz. I hope this email thing doesn't go through but until then I shant make a thread here.

>>58393787
No, I don't think I will.

>>58393787
FIGHT THE POWER

Why not just automate moderating more mods? Surely you can setup some simple AI that does 99% of removing low quality spam no?

Its fascinating how every organization that grows big enough to become an institution in its environment dies the same, on the micro level on this domain its a general migrating to /bant/, on the macro level, with a whimper

unironically end of an era, they should rename this board into something like /coin/ and have a different board for non shillcoins
im guessing PMG will make a thread

Is nobody really gonna make a new thread on /biz/? This is unironically the last /smg/?

I'm only posting on /bant/ if pic related posts there.
If the market opens on monday he's not there /smg/ is dead.

>>58393833
/bant/ has flags.
The sooner we move over the better.
You don't want to be organizing that shit while having to type in a new throwaway email every 10 minutes.

Truly the last /smg/

>>58393833
I sure won't. Fuck this place. This was a completely retarded decision and we should fight it.

>>58393788
theres probably going to need an /smg/ posted on monday to let all the people who aren't here know what happened.

I haven't funded any of my IRAs for last year. I've historically done roth (when I probably shouldn't have given i made a fuckton in those years). But I'm thinking of doing a traditional IRA since I'm kind of right in that grey area bracket and I've already got a roth IRA and 401k that total about 50k. I'm in the

I'm thinking of funding my traditional because I don't really wanna sell any assets to do so, and at the moment I'm looking at a refund about about 2k. If I fund my traditional fully, that basically bumps my refund up to $4000, so I only _REALLY_ need to cough up about an extra $2500 which I feel good enough just pulling out of my savings to do. For the record, my NW is about 300-400kish right now (I don't feel like recalculating)

What do you guys think? I'm in the 22% tax bracket for the record (squarely).

>>58393926
>>58393926


Post Mortem

>>58393932
Cuck

>>58390547
>red Mondays usually follow red Fridays
lmao no they don't

Will NVDA do anything with them

>>58391296
I would gladly have my entire account blown up (kek) for 2

cya space cowboys