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Yotsuba best girl

Gold
Wilver
Copper
Oil

I can't see the preview for this image (thanks gnome) but I think the filename is relevant so I'm posting it anyway.

>>58385603
>wilver

>>58385610
Kek

i need a way to make money on weekend. this is so boring just sitting here with dick in hand

>>58385633
Unironically why crypto exists, but I don't want to trade that

Reminder that hoeflation is a confirmed real economic phenomenon and that we're in one of the worst bouts of hoeflation the world has ever seen. This means we're at a generational top.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemline_index

>>58385637
honestly id rather just go to a casino than waste money on that bs

>>58385604
Main for a long time
>Scottrade->TD->Schwab
Jumped off TD to IKBR during covid for that sweet sweet low rate margin.
Opened an Etrade recently.
Actual cutest are TD & Schwab girls.

>no merrill, jpm, vanguard
needs udpate. TD doesn't even exist anymore

I bought gold miners yesterday

>>58385643
How do I long skirt length futures?

NIGGERS AND JEWS

>>58385698
I bought the silver dip, then it kept dipping.

We'll be back at $29+ before we know it, bros.

>>58385906
why would you remind us of such horrible things?

>>58385666
Yes. Go play Blackjack, that's what I do.
Under no circumstances give any drop of liquidity to the crapto cringers

>>58385592
ughh ninibros? our response?

>>58385906
...BAD NEWS

>>58385971
Forgetting the evil only makes them stronger

what can you do with 1k cash in hand assuming you are debt free?

>>58386087
Buy four bottles of rare (but still mass produced) single malt and get hammered.

>>58385604
how do I get a cute broker gf? Do they even like retail traders?

>>58385698
that's nothing. i basically bought NEM at the top, and even with the recent big gains, i'm down around 40%. i firmly believe that we are still early in the precious metals run.

>>58386112
They like your money

>>58386087
yolo options on a gap play

>>58386125
I have 30k
Do you think that's enough?

>>58386158
No and trying to see the world through anime is unhealthy. Anime is all that's pure and the world is anything but.

>buy postal service stock that's been dipping for years and is now showing signs of rising again
>I boughted
>within hours Iran threatens to attack Israel over the Iranian embassy attack (happened literally two weeks ago but ok)
>SP dips
>Postal service stock dips
>lose 200 euros
>stock market closes
Yeah the truth is that this was all orchestrated by the upper level elites who specifically wanted to target my money
they've zoomed in on me
make it stop
AAAAAAHHHHH

>>58386175
Some anime is good and pure and some is unbelievable filth

Any final thoughts on the eve of the Greater Depression?

>>58386209
Sell now, or wait for the straw fire when they lower the interest rate again?

>>58386209
I want to own chickens for free eggs and free seggs

>>58386209
2 more weeks

>>58385698
Same
I bought the local top

>>58386209
I love my waifu and what’s the play in a depression

>>58386209
that's a ridiculous image, chickens eat with a spoon

>>58386355
Is right. Chicken's need no fork. They have a beak. A spoon is what they need.

>>58386209
Nothing ever Happens

What's a good portfolio strategy for earning income in a tax free account? REIT divvies?

Iran might be based and close off the strait or hormuz

>>58386491
Strait or hormuz? I'm into women.

if (/smg/ weekend doom-loop):
RallyNextWeek()

>>58386523
I bet that goblina's cooch will give you a glazed donut face

>>58386491
If you can't win militarily, fight economically with supply-driven inflation

>The US Space Force announced Thursday it is partnering with two companies, Rocket Lab and True Anomaly, for a first-of-its-kind mission to demonstrate how the military might counter "on-orbit aggression."

>On this mission, a spacecraft built and launched by Rocket Lab will chase down another satellite made by True Anomaly, a Colorado-based startup. "The vendors will exercise a realistic threat response scenario in an on-orbit space domain awareness demonstration called Victus Haze," the Space Force's Space Systems Command said in a statement.

Rocket Lab chads we are dining on the Moon in 20 years time. RKLB will be like Northrop Grumman or Lockheed Martin but at the forefront of Space Force for Space defence alongside SpaceX. These contracts will solidify Rocket Lab position for Space Force and will continue funding lucrative contracts to them to keep them innovating and expanding their options.

>>58386523
why do i see this fat bitch every time i open this thread

#BREAKING: Law enforcement are on high alert as over two dozen barges break loose heading down the Ohio River and shutting down multiple bridges

#Pittsburgh | #PA

Currently, numerous law enforcement agencies, along with other authorities, are on high alert as approximately twenty-six barges have broken loose and are headed down the Ohio River. Out of an abundance of caution, law enforcement has shut down multiple bridges, including the McKees Rocks Bridge in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and halted all traffic due to this incident. So far, twenty-three barges were loaded and three were empty, with six barges having jammed up against the Emsworth Dam Reports of Extensive Damage has been reported at Peggys Marina. Authorities are asking everyone in the area to please avoid this area until further notice.

>>58386781
Emsworth Dam will burst
Billions must die

>>58385681
>Vanguard-chan
Maybe something like this?

news:
>ccj tickles ath

nuclear energy play to wagmi:
>spot prices pre 2021 were 30$/lb
>spot prices since spiked to 100$/lb and current low is 50$ while median is around 70$-80$ (this has been priced in since)
>regulatory uncertainty on whether or not uranium can be classified as clean in eu
>more funding overall secured if so
>china moving into nuclear to meet demand
>largest producer kazatomprom warned that they may not be able be at full production capacity (lack of sulphuric acid)
>due to geopolitical tensions the west is looking to expand domestic production of uranium

if youre newfag with nuclear and bought into the greens and activist kvetching about dangers of nuclear, know that the waste problem was sorted ages ago and look at france as an example state
>many mines dormant and can be restarted any time to resume production

relevant tickers (long term, youre in it until 2030 at least):
>CCJ (US/canada) (second largest producer and with KAP they have contracts with china)
>KAP (Kazakhstan) (largest producer)
>UUUU (US) (large stockpile of uranium and rare earth minerals mining ops, big potential manufacturer)
>UEC (same with uuuu, well positioned for home demand and export contracts)
>GEV (US) (due to recent company spin-off, GE investors are better positioned to capitalize on nuclear than previously)
bonus pick: Boss Energy and Paladin Energy in Australia, Curtiss-Wright and Westinghouse (small exposure to nuclear, dyor)

notable risks:
>spot price volatility
>aging nuclear fleet
>long time to set up a mine or new NPP
>regulatory risk
>"climate activist" protests

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkO2hzXluU

dyor, not advice, you know the drill

>>58386481
All in JEPI

>>58386209
you bought calls right anon?

>>58386848
Does UUUU make me file a schedule K I’ll buy if not

>>58386877
you bought puts right anon?

>>58386848
I want to believe, nukebro. But the P/E's are already stretched and hippies can fuck you anytime (and not in a good way). Crazy that the only real short-term solution to global warming AND energy independence gets ignored because muh iTs ToO dAnGeRoUs!!

>>58385604
>>58385681
I made the first picture so here is the updated one.


>>58386809
I couldn't find many grey haired hags so I used a redhead

>>58386927

Shit meant to post the pic

>>58386891
shouldnt you be filing your taxes Chieanon. they are due Monday. Tick Tock. Hope you are having lots of fun reading the IRS rules on K-1's, even TurboTax will fuck them up sometimes so you have to check your return yourself! Did I mention each additional state is now $65+tip!! Isn't taxation fun!!!

And to answer your question. No only LP's issue a schedule K-1. Which UUUU is not.

>>58386932
>I want to see your lean hog
lmao

goddamn I HATE the EU, these NIGGERS are forcing a minimum tax in other countries so there's fewer options now to relocate for a better tax rate. Just imagine how big of a faggot you have to be to tell other countries to raise their taxes to keep your own people trapped in your tax prison. I also know if I talk to my fellow europeans about this they would support this because of the 'tax the rich' niggercattle mindset meanwhile they themselves get taxed at an effective rate of ~70%.
>oh but we get good healthcare, paid vacations and a good pension and stuff
shut up nigger, low taxes, fewer subsidies and a free market would increase wealth. Too many incompetent people are given comfortable positions because of my taxes and it is INEFFICIENT.

What's going to be your strategy for upcoming cyclical market correction?

>>58386932
Damn, time to swtich to Robinhood

>>58386978
I finished last night friend after a suicide attempt and thankfully my state is free file! Sometimes being a shithead NY’er pays off (very rarely)

>>58387048
just dont pay tax lol, problem solved

>>58385604
>>58386932
You need to add IKBR.

>>58387124
Never mind, I am blind.

>>58387074
Surely you've also checked if you have other states you need to file in? Such as if your K1 lists other state income on a "State Schedule"?? And hopefully you properly calculated your income accounting for depreciation, to do so you will need to calculate your Net Equivalent Barrels of Oil Produced???

>>58387061
that chart has me worried lol...thing is econ strength and market is fairly strong right now. theres no real news to kick off a correction. investors are anticipating it and stacking puts only for the market to keep pumping like this last week.
i will probably just keep collecting premium regardless and gamble the occasional put/call. i remain near 100% cash waiting for le big one

>>58386551
RKLB bagholder - I still have the faith.

>>58386891
europoor so i have no idea what you should do with filing and documenting your presumably us-based finances

>>58386919
im under the belief that p/e doesnt mean anything and hasnt meant anything since like idk the dotcom bubble. at least for mainstream stocks, be they value or growth. yeah, i categorize nuclear under mainstream. better metric for success for me personally is what sort of business a given company is operating, cash flow, existing stockpile, future and existing contracts - to list the things a company can have control over.

as for public sentiment its slowly changing. theres a rising positive trend at least in the eu about using nuclear (exception being maybe germany?). and in the US what im really looking for is government grants, subsidies and encouragement that will pivot the change in perception and initiate acceptance. US recently restarted 1 npp operation in michigan which is promising. on a final note, faggots over at greenpeace and other cancerous climate activist non-profits and green parties are slowly either waking up to how importnat nuclear is for their lower emission goals or are being exposed as deranged socialist idealogues.

as i said, its a long, but sure play. also i love demon core memes

>>58386932
>>58387124
>>58387135
ibkr-chan best girl.uuuuuhhhfffff those feet

>>58386481
If you're into a bit of risk, there are these new structured products. Basically they sell covered calls of synthetic shares. Math dudes calculating risk/reward using only options. Look at NVDY

Where are the bombs? The war? The destruction?

I scooped another 800 shares at $3.73 of RKLB before close yesterday, I didn't buy any when I saw it at $3.67 and figured it would dip lower, then when it briefly recovered to $3.95 I was filled with regret. Iran has given me a second chance and I refuse to let it go to waste.

>>58387138
I’m pretty sure I did it right it was a pure loss anyhow so if they wanna lynch me for not doing a loss calc correctly it would just be a notch on the cosmic fucking joke that is my life

>>58385588
Buy the AMD dip

what is the liquidity risk and how do I manage it?

>>58358314
>I tried to warn them
>they didn't listen

>>58387139
Revenues are declining though and we're seeing a race to the bottom on cost-cutting across the board. Shits getting ugly but bulls just have the exuberance of AI AI AI.

>>58387292
>what is the liquidity risk
Not having enough cash, basically.
>how do I manage it?
Don't over expose yourself to bad long term investments. For an individual that means covering your expenses before anything else.

>>58387320
yeah AI/tech is the chemo keeping this market from flat-lining.
gold/oil/dxy pump ha me thinking its running out of juice now. more sideways action until something more substantial materializes perhaps, too much of a nothing-burger on the bobo side imo

>>58387320
Nobody but retailets care about AI anymore. High IQ investors are rotating out and paying CNBC to shill tech so they can dump their bags.

>>58387380
oh? what the next move then?

>>58387400
antimatter futures

I need the government to stop spending and a contraction of credit.

>· Enjoy a Part-time position, working Monday-Thursday.
>· Find the hours of 6:45 AM-2:00 PM a good fit.
>· Have a desire to stay in a position long- term.
We want workers but don't want to pay them or hire for long enough hours to make it worth their while. Also we are picky.

>>58387402
antimatter is already scarce, and CERN are creating more of it so I expect its value to drop

>>58387458
not a morning person, I will take the 2-8 shift

>>58386186
You're literally me...

Reminder: Dead cat bounce

>>58387465
>I expect its value to drop
go ahead, short it then

schizo bobo /smg/s are the absolute best

So the big Iran retaliation was seizing a commercial vessel and having some proxies shoot bottle rockets into Israel? Weaksauce. Monday is shaping up to be a face ripper.

what's the difference between holding SSO vs. S&P500 but twice the money?

>>58387187
SPY opens at $518 on Monday after nothing happens

>>58387702
Twice the losses if you're unlucky but in the long run you're probably safe. Someone will post a link to that paper too.

> Is the nuclear war with Iran in the room with us right now?

Another relaxing day. Didn't overspend at the KR. They've been shuffling things round the store. In an attempt to make it like WMT?, I dunno. Anyway after a bit of searching I finally found all I needed. Swapped SWPPX for SCHB. My 401k is mostly S&P only as it is. Why reinvent the wheel?. But on the flip side I wanted some growth in addition to just divvy in my brokerage. SCHB fit the bill. Cheap in both share price and expense rate but the return rate matches the yearly S&P (10%) over time even though its a broad market fund.

>>58387702
Volatility Decay is real. Research into how these leveraged ETFs work and you'll see why holding them long term (20+ years) is far riskier than a simple 2x loss.

>bro just diversify lmao
>swing portfolio was still down 3% in a day on Friday

>>58387061
Ok bro, I'm a gigabobo, but that was the coronacrash. That's not the same as now, even if your indicator looks similar. Why the fuck would you even compare that with today?

>>58387692
Yeah, I'll probably buy myself and set stoploss for my shorts, so they don't go into negative.

>>58387692
Iran could block off the strait of Hormuz and send oil up $50 in a single day.

>>58387139
>that chart has me worried lol...
the bright side is it predicts a bounce before the drop. use that exit liquidity to cash up.
>theres no real news to kick off a correction.
Iran attacking Israel could be catalyst on top of a backdrop of failing treasuries and bonds. Biden admin has everyone thinking it'll be this weekend, but it'll be a nothing burger. But then a week or two from now, if it happens out of the blue, prepare for the drop.

>>58387884
we can (and have) sink their whole navy in a day.

>>58387780
>KR
They are price gouging on some stuff. I was paying like $27/oz for antifungal cream there and I can buy it on AMZN for like $1.50/oz. Even the KR brand stuff is overpriced. It's insane. Just a tip for you KO boomer

>>58387908
Iran won't attack Israel directly. Not until they have a nuke or something very very severely happens.

>>58387844
missing the point, diversifying won't protect against these massive sell offs, but it will protect against a CEO of a particular company being caught having buttsex with a tranny or something like that while all other competitors are still doing well. For instance, see what will happen to NVDA soon ;)

>>58387784
>you'll see why holding them long term (20+ years) is far riskier than a simple 2x loss.
The numbers don't really back this assertion anon. As long as SPY has consistent growth (which isn't a total guarantee, but come on) you will blow decay out of the water.

>>58385698
schiff'd

>>58386858
>All in JEPI

>HE LIKES ITS STRUCTURE
>HE WANTS THAT FAT DIVIDEND

>>58387692
>bull trap: when a bobo sets a trap for mumu's
i see through your grift, you bastard benchod

>>58387949
All I said is it's risky. The S&P crabbing for 5 years (not unimaginable by any stretch) could be devastating. These ETFs dont just magically make 2x the money because someone writes it down on a balance sheet that way. The leverage resets and incurs fees daily, this is on top of whatever the underlying asset is doing. If you are going to "blow decay out of the water" for 40 years then go all in.

>>58388008
Agree it's risky, and I could see S&P crabbing for 5 years on some global event, but probably not longer. All in all if you have a target date of >20years then putting 10% of your money in some 3x ETF like UPRO, SOXL or TQQQ could pay off bigly while not being a big risk. I plan to do that in my 401k soon.

>>58387910
and so can they.. except they will sink an aircraft carrier and 40k americlaps will block the strait off for good

>>58387702
There's your difference. Basically losing 8%/year.

>>58388047
Meds

>>58388063
then why would people buy leveraged ETFs?
shouldn't they always borrow money to put double the amount themselves?

>>58388092
Cost of leverage anon.
>6% + 1%+ fee for the fund

>>58388047
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Praying_Mantis

does the bull resume next week or are we in bear market?

>>58388018
Higher leverage means you need a higher return on the underlying asset to have a positive growth though. SPY for example has to return 4-5% annually for UPRO to be positive.

2x I think is a generally safe hold, but 3x could actually cease to exist in a extended down market.

>>58388103
so if I can borrow money with no interest, then I would be good with only S&P500?

>>58388092
Wild optimism. If you bring up LETFs ITT you'll have no shortage of retards either saying
>hurr you're supposed to trade it short term
or
>but it beat unleveraged in the last decade and it will continue to do so, seethe Bobofag

>>58388122
>if I can borrow money with no interest
if you could borrow vast sums of money with no interest it would be smarter to put it in treasuries.

>>58388139
Doing that with a 0% apr card to pay off personal loans I took without realizing the power of American financial wizardy. Debt arbritrage

why CVX drops when oil price is rising.

>>58388160
Americans can borrow money for free even when treasuries are over 4%? How much are you allowed to borrow for free?

>>58388161
It's best to never think too hard about Oil and Gas pricing. CVX and XOM probably out valued Oil already and won't rise much during this period of demand.

>>58387864
>he hasn't realized that the crash caused the memeflu and not the other way around

>>58387927
>a CEO of a particular company being caught having buttsex with a tranny
This would unfortunately be bullish in CY+9.

>>58388063
Retarded chart.

Leveraged ETFs exist for day and swing traders. Why the fuck would you invest in them long term? That's just asking to be destroyed.

why no rocket attack yet

>>58388229
I'm suicidal

>>58388239
The country's name is Iran
I-ran
I mean c'mon they won't do shit and everyone knows it

Should I buy after every paycheck or pool the money until a larger dip occurs?

>>58388229
No risk, no reward.

>>58388181
It's not free. They just take the interest up front as either a 3 or 5% fee and then after either 12 or 18 months if you haven't paid it off the borrowed money starts accumulating interest at retarded credit card APRs.

>>58388271
Pool the money until you feel the time is right to buy, then DCA that sum of money in. That is how you're supposed to DCA btw, not put it in every paycheck like a 401k.

>>58388229
long term?
TQQQ/SPY is still bullish.

>>58388228
>t. retard

>>58388271
DCA, but having some % in cash isn't a bad idea so you can buy what you think is a dip. I like to do 10-20%, if stocks seem high you can increase your cash to wait

>>58388271
put your money in TBIL and buy stock when you see opportunities.

>>58388288
>until you feel the time is right to buy
Which is when exactly? Have you been waiting for the past two years to buy in?

>>58388297
The only question you should be asking is whether you make more money with SSO or SPY. Comparing to "SPY^2" is absolutely irrelevant.

>>58388327
That's up to you.

>>58388290
SPY isn't leveraged

What do you think about Fluence Energy? FLNC?

Faggot bears are once again making the same mistake they always make. The market gets pretty high [because huge companies are generating shit tons of money] and suddenly "it has to crash!", and then coincidentally every single headline turns into a reason that the global economy is about to collapse. Then they go short and we get some red days, and they say "see? the market is crashing!" and they double down on shorting. The issue with this is that it's just a retarded feedback loop where they keep selling because the market is red, but the market is red because of pure bearish speculation instead of fundamentally negative information.

"But anon the market just went up for no reason hurrr durrrr!!!" Oh that's crazy how you guys memoryhole stuff like 2022 where we had 6+ months of red based on utter horseshit like Muh Ukraine and Muh Jackson Hole, where Big Money was selling puts like candy to fat kids and taking advantage of your nonsensical devotion to losing money. Now you're doing the same thing over Iran and Kashkari which is legitimately even more retarded than 2022.

>>58386209
>Depression

Why? I was told by MSM, Yellen and Biden that everything is fine and dandy.

>>58388398
you can buy TQQQ from 2010 and hold them today. it beats SPY easily.

>>58386209
Why tomorrow?

>>58387292
Running out of slurp juice to buy dips. Have a job that provides you with disposable income. When that runs out trim winners when you have LT gains if you see better opportunities.

Home Depot wagie.

I got good news and bad news;
>Good news: My store and the other ones in my city have finally picked up on business. Had quite a lot of customers come in to buy more soil, plants and fertilizer for the past several days.

>Bad news: Even with the wave of customers, it still pales in comparison to last year. Mad busy in morning and noon, but it quickly turns into a fucking ghost town by afternoon and evening.

Also, my girlfriend has been telling me that she and her coworkers have seen WAY too many young people getting sicker lately at their clinic. One 20 yr old has a fuckin tumor growing on his spine. Even weird since at my store, so many people(you guessed it, teenagers and young adults) either called out for days or came to work looking fucked up with masks on like zombies. I think I might invest in insurance stocks because some weird shit is going on. If it were January or February then whatever its flu season, but April...? Unusual.

I don't recall kids being this frail and unhealthy 20 years ago...or even 10 years ago. What gives?

It's 1 pm on a Saturday in Boston. What should I do? What would a normal person do? When I go do stuff alone in public I feel so much more lonely than sitting by myself at my computer.

>goyim levels overload

>>58388271
DCA indexes. Accumulate companies only when they are good deals.

>>58388480
He should donate his disposable income to Israel to atone for his sins.

>>58388468
but MRNA still look like under pressure.

>>58388468
99% of the shit we put in our body is straight poison. Our food is nothing but chemicals, modern medicine is poison, all of our drinks, even our water is poison, and it's all in the name of making a few extra sheckles. You're right, it didn't used to be this bad, but that's why kids are getting sick and dying.

>>58388478
I'm cleaning my apartment.

>>58388410
Google says they're being sued by their majority owners. Targeted by short-sellers. Dodgy product. Run for the hills.

>futures

>>58388478
Totally get that. Whenever I go anywhere alone it feels like everyone is staring at me. And I don't mean just looking in my general direction, I mean full on eye contact. Every time I look up at the grocery store, somebody is making, straight, prolonged, eye contact with me. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I'm getting gang stalked due to the controversial opinions I hold online. Have to go grocery shopping tonight and I'm sure it will happen again. I can't imagine how bad it would be in a place like Boston.

>>58388431
guess what nigger you're not at the GFC bottom anymore you're at the top now.

>>58388468
young people are getting weaker and less healthy because we feed them poisonous food, give them drugs they don't need, and they all have sedentary lifestyles. then they overcompensate by blasting steroids for social media attention and make their health even worse. modern living is toxic to human well-being

>>58388567
>>58388478
Yo my guys, in the nicest way possible, no one gives a single shit about you. Humans are just highly evolved primates, we scan our surroundings and our eyes lock onto faces. Most people are just absentmindedly staring through whatever they're looking at, thinking about which kind of lettuce to buy. This kind of social anxiety is partly rooted in an exaggerated sense of self importance/self awareness.

>>58388592
>you're at the top now
You would have also been saying this throughout 2010-2019 and been wrong a grand majority of the time

SOXL bros, what does pic related mean?

>>58388628
It means the semi bull market is continuing to grind bears into the dust. Remember when they were so haughty in 2022 saying SOXL would reverse split? Lmao

>>58388614
>Yo my guys, in the nicest way possible, no one gives a single shit about you. Humans are just highly evolved primates, we scan our surroundings and our eyes lock onto faces. Most people are just absentmindedly staring through whatever they're looking at, thinking about which kind of lettuce to buy. This kind of social anxiety is partly rooted in an exaggerated sense of self importance/self awareness.
This is exactly what the glowies want you to think.

Have YOU verified your email yet?

>>58388502
>>58388594
I'd also like to add that the young staff in my store pretty much do a LOT of stupid shit like vaping and weed. Not to mention that they also have a bunch of tattoos and piercings. Fuck knows what kind of medical complications all of that combined is gonna pop up in the not too distant future...

Female natural gas.
Verification not required.

>Email Verification
It's over, the toppest of top signals.

>>58388478
Was going to go to a concert tonight, but when I went to buy tickets yesterday they only had official resale and they were 4x the price.

>>58388626
>2010-2019
Wrong, the real ATH was reached in 2016, and that's looking at it in a naive way. I wish I could find a chart I saw a couple of years ago that showed a better measure (I think it was relative to money supply) and that showed that 2021 was reaching into some 2-sigma deviation. We're close to the 2021 top, there isn't much room to go up, that's why you'd have to be retarded to hold something like TQQQ just because it did well since 2010.

>>58388478
>>58388567
Thats why I love Chinatowns, chinks dont give a fuck about you and it shows. Its blissfull being alone there

>>58388614
>t.

If people didn't give a shit about me they wouldn't be staring at me all the time.

>>58387187
>>58387692
>>58387734
>the big Iran retaliation
The big nothingburger, so I have a question: did the Friday dump happen only because of Iran, or were there other reasons?

>>58388711
it happened because MMs wanted it to happen. they use news as an excuse to make the moves they were already planning on doing anyway.

>>58388711
Yes, it was all because of the Iran meme, but many people still forget that nothing ever happens.

>>58388711
Iran doing nothing, doesn't mean it won't continue to be disruptive to the oil market. Markets went down because cutting rates in the current environment is impossible.

>>58388690
>there isn't much room to go up
Why not? Are the companies expected to do worse in the near future? Are central banks going to be tightening or loosening in the near future? Are inflation numbers historically average or not? And I don't care if you find a chart that says "akshully inflation would be 25% if we still calculated it like we did 40 years ago!" because those aren't the numbers that central banks are using.

>>58388711
Iran was a big part of it, then you had Goolsbee running his mouth again and the mainstream media trying to convince everyone that 0.1% misses on inflation data are going to cause the global economy to collapse. Endless, baseless FUD.

Fuck Anons, I am not prepared for another grande crash. I just want it to double once more, so I can finally retire, is this too much to ask?

>>58388745
>cutting rates in the current environment is impossible
Why?

>>58388592
leverage ETF can be used for long-term investment as long as you understand the trend.

>>58388541
>bogleheads investing while everyone loses their shit

>>58388769
Because fed has staked it's credibility on data driven interest rates. They won't cut with high employment and high inflation

>>58388759

>>58388786
>The Fed's credibility
In December they said outright that they would be cutting in 2024, both through public statements and the dot plot. They didn't need to do that.
>Inflation is high
No it's objectively not but you guys keep ignoring that. Wages have also outpaced inflation for the last few years.
>High employment
Does the Fed have an officially stated unemployment rate that they're trying to achieve? Because right now the unemployment rate is around 3.8% and the longer term expected rate is around 4.4%, moving down to 4.3% towards 2030. I'm genuinely not sure that a 0.6% difference is enough for bears to confidently assume that "unemployment isn't high enough for the Fed to cut rates".

>>58388849
in all fairness those unemployment numbers are bullshit

>>58388881
>source: just trust me bro

>>58388891
I don't mean the numbers I mean the way they calculate them. didn't you see that full time jobs are completely stagnant while part time jobs are the ones that saw the increase? not a good look for the economy

>>58388849
In August at Jackson Hole fed will face reality and start alluding to not cuts etc as wage demand spirals from high interest rates drive inflation higher.

>>58388759
if you know it's going to crash
why don't you position yourself to profit from it?

>>58388937
I don't know. I'm not psychic, Anon.

test

We fucking won bros /biz/ isn't going to be 99% frogs basedjaks and filthy subhuman jeets spamming the site 247 with shitcoins.

Holy fuck I'm so happy GREEN LINES FOR EVERYONE BROS WERE GONNA MAKE IT THE GIGA BULLRUN IS ON RIGHT FUCKING NOW
JEETS
FROG SCUM
SHARTYTROON PEDO WOOJAK POSTERS
ALL ON SUICIDE WATCH
We're taking the board back bros I cant fucking believe this is happening gold skyrocketing "tech" stock dying shitcoins geting the gaschamber I want to cry im so happy

We're gonna make it all your picks for the next month all gonna profit bros all your calls are gonna make bank its legit happening bros
WE
FUCKING
WON
WE LITERALLY FUCKING WON BROS

Do you guys understand what this nigga's strategy is?

>>58388986
forgot link because I'M RETARDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV6c8y2X9gs

>>58388906
>Not a good look
Why? Why is it bad if more people have moved away from the full-time, 40-hours-in-an-office-building-doing-something-they-hate? I don't think "more part time work" automatically translates to "less high quality labor" or "less income"

>>58388849
Only in your mind did they ever say they would definitely cut rates, good or bad they have their published numbers and have always said they will go by them

Do they mean you can't post threads anymore or post in general without verification? I can still post.

>>58388849
>No it's objectively not but you guys keep ignoring that. Wages have also outpaced inflation for the last few years.
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/LES1252881600Q
real income only come back to pre-covid level and are still below the trend line.

>>58389002
most part time work is unskilled garbage labor like doordashing, cleaning gigs, security etc. if full time employment stagnates while part time work increases I would argue it's either people taking on part time work on top of full time to make ends meet or people working multiple shitty part time jobs. it's not women being so provided for that they can afford to switch from full time to part time to take care of their kids

congrats on this, seriously. I hope you're not retarded enough to actually give the feds your email address while calling others the n-word.
You'll get your door kicked in and they'll shoot your dog.

wtf is this email verification bullshit, next minute they're going to ask for account creation and then implement upvotes

oil will continue going up, while oil equity will go down. Because reasons.

>>58388979
>FROG SCUM
hey

>>58389028
>gme posts suddenly stop

What's going to happen with oil prices? Can we expect the Houthis to harass more ships in the Red Sea after the Damascus airstrike?

>>58386523
>stretch marks
No.

>>58389038
>wtf is this email verification bullshit,
wut?

>>58389028
that wont stop the armies of jeets shilling shitcoins

>>58389085
this is why the only solutions is flags, it unironically fixes everything.

>>58389066
They could go up, but they could also go down or stay the same.

>>58389066
God who fucking knows anymore man, sand niggers are retarded. They wont stop till their SA/Iranian masters tell them too IE stop funding them.

Electric cars are becoming more popular, people realize you dont need 1k range because you can charge shit super fast who the fuck drives that long in a single day. They will do anything to make money off oil its their whole life and culture. China is fucked they dont need massive amounts of oil. America wants more stuff from Canada and south America.

Tl;dr stop trading oil stop supporting and enabling dunecoon cameljockies

>>58389024
That's not true at all though. I'm technically "part time" since I work an odd schedule but I make $30+/hr doing specialized work, and that's all I do to make my living.

>>58389004
From December:
>Along with the decision to stay on hold, committee members penciled in at least three rate cuts in 2024
>Fed officials see core inflation falling to 3.2% in 2023 and 2.4% in 2024, then to 2.2% in 2025. Finally, it gets back to the 2% target in 2026.
>Bank of America’s calculations indicate that the Fed’s preferred inflation gauge will be around 3.1% year over year in November, and actually could hit a 2% six-month annualized rate, meeting the central bank’s goal.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/13/fed-interest-rate-decision-december-2023.html

Those numbers are exactly in line with what we've been seeing. Literally nothing has changed since December.

>Verification on an anonymous Vietnamese basket weaving forum
It is the most over right now
>>58389082
Read the new sticky

>email verification
what the fuck!?!?!?

on the other hand, if I can't post here anymore maybe I can leave this place forever
keep it up glowies

>>58389134
You will all be pleased to know I will not be posting here ever again once this goes live. I will not use my email address in 4chan. It goes against the spirit of this fucking site.

so, if we don't have bakers can we finally get a sticky for this general?

>>58389148
Yeah if the choice is: scams and shilling vs email verification I'd rather just ignore the scams.

>>58389148
>It goes against the spirit of this fucking site.
This

>email verification
>as though getting around this isn't as simple as just adding a few more lines of script for your bot
>just doing this now when it's been going on for years and years and the board is the slowest it's ever been
top signal, they're trying to control financial discussion prior to a black swan event

>>58389134
>>58389148
This fucking shit is useless too. If they don't keep records of your email (doubtful, but let's assume) then they cannot even ban your email address, so what's the fucking point. Also I can get a protonmail address in like 2 minutes. Fuck. I'd rather deal with jeet beggars & scammers than this.

what is the point of email verifications, any pojeet shill can just make a new gmail

test

>>58389106
Thanks. On Monday, I'll implement a trade based on this thesis (100% T-Bills).

>>58389119
>Electric cars are becoming more popular
They are, but not nearly as quickly as the industry expected. The enthusiast market is already maxed out.

>>58389168
kek

>>58389066
>US Rig Count is at a current level of 621.00, down from 624.00 last week and down from 758.00 one year ago. This is a change of -0.48% from last week and -18.07% from one year ago.
Oil is bullish because no want to oil anymore.

PAA baby

>>58389148
Just make a burner email, problem solved

>>58389038
Wait this is real?

>>58389200
>>58389205
God fucking dammit. Maybe I'll finally be free.

>>58389209
I mean, I'm posting now and haven't verified shit

First step is email, accounts will be next. This is all in line with HIRO taking 4chan public for a payday.

How do I buy shares of cock.li?

>>58389209
No it isn't.

>>58389173
the tech is moving fast so standards aew wonky. Its gonna cool down soon. You also have China ruin the market pumping out deadly cars for dirt cheap.

there is also some cool japenese batteries that are gonna hit and change the market "soon"
You also have car&oil companies doing everything in their power to fight EV's.

>>58389131
>Those numbers are exactly in line with what we've been seeing. Literally nothing has changed since December.

Market priced in 6 cuts

Might as well go to KF now, guys. It's erver.

A decent way to solve this is by asking for a 1$ payment in some cryptocurrency for a permanent verification pass. I would pay that, it's not a big deal. If you get caught jeeting then your pass is revoked. Normal bans should not void the pass.

>anons here are making plans to escape 4chan due to new changes
kek, you're here forever. You'll bitch about these little changes, you'll leave for like 4 days, then you'll sigh and come back.

>>58389249
According to what? Either way, now we've been shitting and crabbing for weeks. I would argue that any pricing in has been adjusted to recent FUD about "less or no rate cuts" and "high inflation",

passchads keep winning

>>58389221
t. shartytroon/Jeet who spends all day spaming the site

None of this would have happened if you subhumans fucked off. Sadly the ban system is worthless and does not work because 4chan is based off old internet. Everyone who cares about this is totally for this if it means no more frogs/wojaks/jeets/redditors/discordspammers/etc people who hate 4chan and spend so much time ruining the site.

A massive amount of all threads on every board are fake threads meant to push off real threads from the board. We have been under constant hardcore attack since covid. Something needs to change, the gas needs to flow. Masks will be handed out to all anons, not to subhumans. All spies will be found held down and their masks pulled off as everyone watches them foam from the mouth screaming about trans&map rights marxism4eva as they die. Everyone will have a hard-on and be happy 4chan is healing.

This is literally the best thing to happen to /biz/. Fuck off this is no longer your desinating shitting street or playground to spam frogs&jaks.

No more rug pulls only noose chokes
/biz/ is healing
4chan is healing
This is our community not yours fuck off subversive puppet the day of the rope has started
You will no longer be able to redeem and scam people countries are starting to ban jeets from entering their country . Israel is deeply hated by normals. Society is waking up earth will heal the problem has been infront of everyones face but their nose has been blinding them. The nose has been chopped off the people have realize the ride they have been taken for.

The stock market is completely fucked thanks to them and boomers. The mass short will start soon all their fraud companies will die all these bullshit parasite stock and ad companies are going to die. Pedowood will burn.

Once again society is healing
Its gonna be raining green non-stop bros and you'll be swimming in gold

>>58389287
>
Yo what according to what? There were reports and whatnot that the market was pricing in 6 cuts in december despite the fed pricing in 3 cuts. This went along all past months. Then they started reducing their estimates, cause those banks are overoptimistically faggots.

They call themselves experts, think there will be 6 cuts and now it might be 3 if at all.

Hand color verification would entirely fix the problem and be less invasive.

>>58389200
I don't even have an email address on one of the "allowed domains."
Captcha: SADKV

>>58389339
Just enable flags already

>>58385588
test

>>58389359

>>58389250
Based joshposter

>>58389351
Flags do nothing when VPN's&prxoies are everywhere dude. I mean have been to /int/ or /pol/....

it's over

Personal submarines are now cheaper than nearly all the houses in the US.
It's now cheaper to become fucking Captain Nemo than buy a house and start a family.

>>58388490
This. SPX is solved game.

>>58389368

>he verified?

>>58389387
>buy a house and start a family
Why would you need to do that when we have immigrants and a climate crisis. Borders are just immaginary lines.

>>58389332
you literally sound like a jeet though, or a gme fag

>>58389387
They're tiny tho don't get me wrong I would fucking kill for a personal sub with a range of 1k meters. Call me when we have drone subs that can hold 50-100 people. That only need like 5% staff. Or when itll be cheap to creating shipping container island nations in international waters. ALSO PERFECT SATELLITE INTERNET WITH THEM

Ha ha, this board is about to become a dead board!

>Hiroshitma already selling off data
Classic fucking gook. Fucking kill yoursealf.

It’s over.

>>58389332
You think the people who primarily use sites that require accounts will be driven off by 4chan switching to a pseudo-account system?
You think the people who primarily use 4chan, which historically did not use any kind of accounts, will not be driven off by switching to a pseudo-account system?

>>58389477
Y THO?

>>58389372
Sers cannot afford even the cheapest VPN subscription and aren't a lot of VPN exit IPS banned?

passchad here so I don't really get what's going on but what stops someone from just using fake mail addresses?

test

>>58389541
Nothing. Nothing at all. This is a typical sperg out from channers over nothing

>>58389569
then what is even the point of it

>>58389541
>>>/g/99985251 there is a domain whitelist

Can someone please give me a tl;dr about what's supposedly going on with "this site"?

>>58389503
Yes because this does nothing to change the ecosystem and community. The ban system has no longer worked for ages. People do not realize how much spam is on the site, once again so many threads are fake. There is dozens of groups ruining this site. Its not blatant for normal people, and the mods have held off from doing something for so long. But then again you already knew all this.
>>58389534
>aren't a lot of VPN exit IPS banned?
top kek you poor sweet sweet child how I wish I was as innocent as you are
>>58389541
There is a list of nono domains, this list will be updated a lot. This is clearly being done to test the waters. You know for /pol/ before the election. Considering how horrid the site was after 2016-2020 for weeks/months. I cant wait to watch /pol/ seeth. I cant wait till autism start gathering before and after data, painting a picture with soild proof whos ruining what when where and why. I can hear the kvetching already

if email verification is real i'm going to go rape everyone

>>58389581
>>58389600
Click on [Catalog] and then click on the second post from the left on the top row. It has a pin and a padlock on the top right corner of its OP image.

QQQ stagnated below ATH for 16 years doesn't it scare you

All they have to do is rangeban India. It really is that easy. We all know where this shit is coming from.

>>58389630
Ty anon.
For all others who are confused picrelated

>>58389654
(addendum)
This is a welcomed change.

if they ruin the site enough, we'll all just leave and never come back. maybe we'll make something of ourselves. i always wanted to learn how to do stuff

>>58389578
oh it's only on /biz/

>>58389596
>There is a list of nono domains, this list will be updated a lot
it's not like addresses on those sites are paid

Long MITK: they do identity verification. Only a matter of time until you have to onboard onto their platform to frogpost on this Taiwanese Puppet Forum.

>>58389672
>we'll all just leave

>>58389654
Gookmoot you bloody blasterd i will fuck you bloody

Today I became a millionaire I'm 26, I started from 0, thank you for reading my blog.... (in bong land £'s)

Thank you too all anons along the way

Oh also if ever you're bored anons, and like nothing is happening in the market. Well that you want to happen that is.
YOU DO KNOW that you can search the archives, like literally every board for only deleted posts. Just to get a feel how much jannies&mods are going their job and deleted shit. You can also learn a lot of searching the archive noticing patterns and shit. Its honestly pretty fun, check out really cancerous boards like /v/ or /tv/ if you want to see pure autism.
https://archived.moe/biz/search/deleted/deleted/

>>58389575
Pajeets are a scourge and they are much like cockroaches. You have to try everything possible to inconvenience them even if it feels futile.

>>58389707
very nice, how much did you inherit then

>>58389727
Zero, my parents don't own their home fully. I live on a council estate.

>he has to buy a pass or verify his email to post
UNVERIFIED CHADS RISE UP

>>58389714
cockroaches are still needed for the ecosystem&foodchain. Jeets are not its the complete opposite. Jeets are horrid parasites that are destorying the ecosystem. They create ghettohives which spread fungal spores and bacteria infecting everything with nonnative species. That take over and harm everything. This is why they shit everywhere, its to feed the baceria fungi and parasites that control them. Its very very very dangerous to allow them to form ghettohives outside of Indian. Cleaning it up is impossible unless you use radiation.

good im glad, then the faggot bear bot that talks about /pol/ shit will be filtered
im mostly here for news anyway

Bump

>>58385588
muh balls

The answer is that /smg/ moves to /b/ or /bant/

>>58389743
What did you buy?

>>58388711
Do any of you have even a single fucking dime in the market? The dump was the week before. Friday just dumped the dead cat bounce from Thursday.

>>58389650
This
Throw in Israel and Canada for good measure

>>58390034
/fit/

>>58390034
It would just die. You would move it there and like 8 people might follow you.

>>58390036
I only hold indexs for low costs.

I made my money from my own Company earnings. I started doing my own company at 15 so I had like 10-11 years to save.

>>58390064

>>58390034
Clearly it would move to /ck/

>it turns out /smg/ was baked by a spammer all along

>>58390034
If only they made a crypto board instead of kicking out the /biz/ bros from their home.

>>58390131
i'm fine with that too, also making pizza again tonight.

>>58390107
>I started doing my own company at 15 so I had like 10-11 years to save.
Based, what industry?

/cry/
i mean, cmon now!
how does 4chin not capitalize on this?

>>58390034
We've had /trash/mg a few times in the past. It was fun because Mr. Pooper Scooper could post full nudes of his hookers.

>>58390131
>>58390169
Might as well, they sure as shit don't actually cook over there. /lit/ would work too. It's literally a dead board.

>>58390169
Hmmm making pizza is not a bad idea, wonder what cheese is on sale.

>>58390216
>It's literally a dead board.
Thats because reading is gay.

>>58390229
not using mozzarella is haram.

>>58390252
>>58390252
v
>>58390252
>>58390252
>>58390252

>>58389372
You need a 4chan pass to effectively use VPNs