/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58381020
Only one option anon unless you already have a 6 figure net worth.

Handsome Squid, ticker SQUID, on Eth.

>>58381063
Of course a shitcoiner is the first post

>>58381201
Feel free to chase 15% profits if you already have a high net worth. Not very useful for most of us though.

huh??

>>58381540
by "most of us" he means >95% of humanity living in the third world

>>58381593
Sar the village have only one toilet and is big hole in ground

>>58381020
Post comic related

>>58381540
Also, ignore AI bots. They suck at actual interation.

>>58381334
Id rather 15% profit than -85% loss buying a pajeet coin lmao not buying your bags Ragneesh

>>58382557
You will never, I repeat, never ever make it. You get into crypto to pick the safe bets? Crypto? Safe? Do you realise how schizophrenic you sound?

>>58382557
based

>>58382557
Based

>>58381020
efferiums

>>58381020

Unironically, very unironically... Apu.

Take a look at the chart, it's obvious there are some major whales painting the chart and it'll go to at least a couple billy market cap in a month or so.

>>58382531
Do you wanna get b**ned? Because that's how you get b**ned in a blue board.

>>58381020
>>58381063
>>58381201
>>58381334
>>58381334
>>58381540
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>>58382526
What about LPL... ?

Oh yeah right POOLS FUCKING CLOSED FUCKING SEETHE BASED LPL CHUDDIE KIDDOS DID YOU MISS OUT AWWW SHKEKS HOW YOU DOING BASED CHUDDIE KIDDOS LPL HUH ???

LPL

HUH???

>>58381020
unironically slurp TRUMP bruh

huh?

>>58382557
based and mud-pottage pilled

>>58381020
based and incest op

>>58381020
pic rel, join us in HeIia's radiant glow

>>58381020
MATIC for today then GTFO that coin ASAP, it's returning to 0,4.

>>58381020
LTC
LINU

>>58383952
>he thinks it's mud

Obviously the new biz coin, monkey peepo

>>58382557
based

>>58384210
why

huh?

>>58381020
I guess my jizzlord, or any other shitcoin less than 2 months old, those have high chances of getting at least 3 giant pumps, now technically I'm waiting for the second one with my stuff

>>58382557
Fuck off wtf are they eating? Clay?

What the fuck is Squid ? Is it a biz token or another scam ? Took a look quickly and the chart looks bullish but idk, any non retard here to tell me if I ape in ?

That Squid coin is everywhere. If you cant beat'em, join'em. How buy

>>58385975

huh?

The only obvious answer all other shitters are irrelevant

Based slurpers securing a 900k floor, holder count increasing. Don't be surprised when you see a sudden surge in eIeposting in the coming days...

>>58386662
Best part is that those schizos just refuse to sell apart from few bots and early jeets. Rip 5% fag at 200k kek.
>mfw been shilling since 80k and will shill until 100M its literally programmed

>>58386677
>>58386662
666, 6677

Wait until you hear what he bought with his profits... LOBO

>>58385528
Cow poop ser.

>>58381020
Apu, never heard of it? apu apustaja, dumbass...
Buy it now or regret.

>>58381020
OP you dirty dog you! There’s so many choices of things to slurp and at these prices they’re just so delectable! Just a smidge of link, a pinch of GRT maybe a tad of AVAX, why they’re all just so ripe for the slurping! I say let the naysayers nay and let the slurpers slurp their payday!

EIepepe on sale right now at 800k. A retard just panic sold 5M after he saw a swingy buy/insta-sell 5M at the top.

>>58381020
I slurped some Shinji (SOL) and Pwif (BASE)

>>58385975
It's a community revival of an old token.
So far; the old whales have exited.
Market cap is healthy.
The largest holding is the multisig community wallet.
Distribution as a whole is very healthy.

While it's a biz coin right now, and has a lot of Apu holders, it also has the highest normie appeal out of any of the stuff shilled here. Everyone knows handsome squidward.

DoraeMoon, we are doing a community takeover. The dev sold all of his coins but the liquidity is still locked and will be for a long time. The absolute bottom is in, it literally can not go any lower from here so it's like buying on release date. The contract doesnt have a mint or blacklist function so its safe. From here to ATH its an easy x100

CA on uniswap base: 0x7BA314B288F6a76Bfa712B3783fE19480eF71d65

>>58381020
Gamble on shitcoins like a real man

Shinji, Monkeypeepo, EIepepe, PWIF

Unfortunately one of these is on basedlana...

>>58387990
Doesn't matter, volume will come back to SOL soon enough.

>>58381020
You'll be posting this pedo brat doing your crying fetish, the whole coming week when we start to megadump, aren't you?

PWÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH

THE WATERHOLE IS IN, I REPEAT, THE WATERHOLE IS IN

GET YOUR TRUNKS WET

huh?

huh?

huh?

>>58381020
I dont even care bros, im buying again, im slurping, im slurping on my agrs, im slurping on my link, im even slurping on my shitcoins, fuck you all im tired of the dumps, ill push through