/biz/ - Business & Finance

LVMHbros, will we survive the earnings in 4 days ?

Slow and steady wins the race.

First for fuck boomer rocks and praise to lord Morgan.

>A pair of exchange traded products that exclusively invested in cocoa have both closed, according to Roy. Barclay's iPath Bloomberg Cocoa Subindex Total Return ETN (NIB) shuttered last June and the iPath Pure Beta Cocoa ETN (CHOC), liquidated in 2018, according to Yahoo Finance.
How hard are they seething right now?

no matter what happens i just won't sell

>SOXL down 8%

All in now?

Wow can you fucking believe the markets are legitimately shidding and farding over the classic middle east fud? How many times have we seen these dumb ass headlines? How are people still shocked that a bunch of religious retards can't figure their shit out in 2024?

And gold??? And bond yields????? Lmao we are unironically about to be in another 2021 style bullrun, The fud just repeats on a loop and retail eats it up every time.

Reminder that the glownigger market damage control crew suddenly reappearing the night before CPI after a several month hiatus was your signal to sell everything. They only to come to /smg/ to beg people to stop selling when the market shits the bed. Pic related.

Why has GlobalFoundries been doing so shittily?

To any professional knife catchers: check GL.

>>58378228
BASED
L
E
S
S
E
D

>Iran Warns U.S. To Stay Out Of Fight With Israel Or Face Attack On Troops

nice golden bull run mumu. Where are those retards that called me an idiot for saying yesterday was an exit pump?

SPY is under 513

>>58378202
I'd love to hear your important announcement, anon.

>>58378239
>Buy the dip
>It keeps dipping

Answer my question you gold bug from last thread. You said they only managed to confiscate 100 ounces but I can't find that shit online. In 1933 they "asked" people to sell them their gold below market value but can't find how much. I need to know this shit ASAP

Ain't worried

>>58378254
What troops? The US doesn't have any troops anymore kek.

>>58378284
Conveniently left out Russia

>>58378290
I guess all the trannies and brown people I keep seeing in Army ads, I dunno

>>58378136 #
Thanks, but any way to do it while browsing on mobile?

I'm mildly concerned.

>>58378280
I could be wrong, but it did not affect private holders very much, for the obvious reason that the government would have a tough time going door to door asking for gold.
Apparently some safe deposit boxes were raided though. Dealers had to sell what they had too, I think. Did not affect collectibles afaik.
Again, I could be wrong about some of this.

the market is a nigger and I am never investing another cent

>>58378280
NTA but

Why are we dumping again?

>>58378241
Is that why you rage quit right on schedule in October? Lmfao posting this over and over isn't the slam dunk you seem to think it is

>>58378296
No clue unfortunately.

In this moment, I am beheemed. Not because of any phony bobo's blessing. But because, I am beheemed by my retardation.

>>58378284
>shitting on defenseless countries is the same as taking on a country with 80+ million people and long range-missiles capable of destroying every major oil field and military base from Egypt to Pakistan
Thanks, you convinced me to open up a bearish position.
NOT PRICED IN

>>58378284
You lose money in the Afghan war.

>>58378312
dip before earnings.

>>58378295
it's just a jobs program now.

A beautiful week of running down the price of all of my favorite companies. Just in time for my bimonthly Roth IRA contribution on Monday. Very comfy when this happens
>JNJ
>PEP
>V
>MSFT
>COST
>SCHD
>O
>AMT
>NEE
>ASO

>>58378280
if you are going to cuck when the gov says you need to turn in your gold, then gold is not for you faggot. They will take my PMs over my cold dead body

>>58378312
Low volume in general and then a bunch of nothingburger fud about Israel/bond yields/interest rates/inflation. Remember that literally nothing has fundamentally changed in terms of official FOMC policy since December and that bears assume the Fed is operating on timeframes that they've never claimed to operate on.

>people are panicing because of 1% drop instead of browsing screeners for today's winners
>wasting a perfect opportunity to figure out where is the market moving its money right now

Silver dip let me rebuy the mining stocks I sold earlier for a cup of coffee profit (well maybe not the current price of coffee). Doubled my stake in 2 other miners as well. It'll hit $30+ next week easy.

>>58378315
Ok I'll do some research, thanks though

>>58378313
Those are your fucking posts, glownigger. You were begging people not to sell, just like right here >>58378240

>>58378250
Witnessed

>>58378337
>where is the market moving its money right now
in shell/esso/tte

>>58378251

>>58378333
Reminder to inverse this shill retard. The market is about to crash if CISA glowniggers are posting this.

>>58378337
into gold

i'm just not going to sell anything right now.

Consider my booty, blasted. You can find me at the bar.
Happy Friday.

>>58378331
>They will take my PMs over my cold dead body
Correct

>>58378211
dow only needs to go down one more percent to be negative ytd and we're almost 1/3 through the year

BUDDY LOOK AT UVXY COMPUTER

ITS STILL GOING DOWN

AHHHH MY 0DTE CALLS

Its dumping

When to buy Intel... at 35?

>>58378342
Yeah and I was right lol you rage quit right on schedule. Thanks for playing, schizo.

Alright nigga, it’s time.

>everything dumping
>contribution hits Monday
>realty income DRIP hits Monday
Feels good

>he doesn't know the link between fbi director christopher wray, stephen paddock, and kamala harris

funny they just talked about wray and then kamala on bloomberb LIKE THEY KNOW TOO

the kikes are trying to trick me into selling again
nah

>>58378458
DID THEY SAVE A BUNCH OF MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEIKO? SHOULD I LONG GEIKO?

>>58378481
Berkshire Hathaway owns Geico

>>58378234
Who said that:
>picrel you edojeet nigger.

>>58378409
wow
I didnt realize that

>>58378485
And they've been sent to the shadow realm.

>sold my puts too early
>bought my calls too early
Welp

>commodities diving all of the sudden

>>58378479
>selling
*holding

Undoing everything from yesterday because of absolutely nothing substantial is completely insane. Fuck all the options gamblers chicken fighting over spooky headlines.

That faggot Goolsbee is running his mouth again btw

>>58378503
How does me holding help them? They just want my bags. They're not getting them.

>>58378481
nah kamala was fucking someone high up in the fbi
if you were paying attention to the behind the scenes you would've come up to the realization i did
that kamala would be vice president
i gathered this a week after the shooting happaned

I still hold JXN

>>58378489
Delete this.
Plebs should not buy real money.

Uranium keeping me comfy today

>>58378509
Oh jesus fucking christ what is he saying this time

>INTC
How do they do it?

FELLAS THEY LAUNCHED
BUY OIL AND GOLD

>come here to laugh at retards selling
AGAIN
it just keeps happening, yall panic at every drop even though its literally just crabbing like usual.

>Gold dumping
>Oil dumping

drill baby, drill

Hmmm, interesting market were in.

Chart is getting painted every minute, its not looking too good bros.

>>58378544
Bears freak out about the dumbest shit and sell, then keep selling because the market is red. But the market was red because they sold based on nothing - and then they're shocked when everything rips and they cry about the clown market lmao.

>>58378537
TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW

>>58378516
I'm so proud of our Son Jack. My best performing position by a long shot.

>>58378211
>he did it again, for free

HEY NVDA SHITSKINS,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JvF9vpqx8

>Pic related

Ok give it to me straight anons, what's REALLY going on this year to cause this?

mfw I own a boomer on Yahoo finance boards with fact and logic

>mfw I decided to short VIX right before Iranians launched rockets

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLSBEEEEEE

>>58378575
Don't worry, this time is different.

im sitting 76% cash, 6% PM Miners and 18% VOO. What do i buy on this glorious day of discounts?

>>58378532
>Chicago Fed's Goolsbee Says U.S. Is In An Environment Of "Cross Currents"; Fed Must Get Inflation Back Down To Target
>Fed's Goolsbee Says Don't Like To Put Constraints On What The Fed Might Do At A Future Meeting; The "Long Arc" On Inflation Shows It Coming Down From High Levels; If PCE Shows Better Readings That Will "Make Us Feel Better"; If PCE Is "Reinflating" The Fed "Will Stabilize Prices"
>Fed's Goolsbee Says The Question Of The "Last Mile" On Inflation Is "A Little Harder;" Supply May Not Help As Much; The Most Important Number In The Immeidate Term On Inflation Is What Is Happening With Housing
>Fed's Goolsbee Says If Shelter Inflation Does Not Come Down To Where It Was Before The Pandemic It Will Be Hard To Get Back To Target
>Fed's Goolsbee Says Middle East Instability Is A Wild Card For The Fed In Terms Of Oil Prices And Gas; A Negative Supply Shock Is "Not Good"

>ALERT: Hostile aircraft infiltration in northern Israel near Lebanese border.

Infiltration? That would mean they'd try to go undetected.

The moment i sell, the market is going to pump
so fuck you, you can suffer with me.

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing

>>58378211
Maybe the silver chads were right.

>>58378570
I sent jack to his new apartment in the city. He calls on weekends, but I don't see him often enough. I sent him out too soon. Is there are replacement for this empty nest?

>>58378581
And it changed nothing for him, because.. It's yahoo and that's boomers.

NYCB, gonna happen, me and Stvev!

>>58378591
First Majestic and Pan American

YTD anon here again.
For those who are following me on my journey:
I'm once again taking questions, though I will not discuss my holdings.

>>58378590
>Goldman raises gold price target to $2700 from $2300

It certainly is kek

>>58378611
since you're answering questions
what are your holdings?

>>58378597
Literal nothing burger. Wake me up when Iran drops a dirty bomb on israel.

>soxl

>>58378607
FOX News just told me that we have a moral obligation to support Israel, chud.

I've put every penny back into silver miners. See you gentlemen next week.

>>58378600
same bro, im not selling and I know the moment I sell it will pump

Going to take the market down with me, SPY to 450 soon

>>58378575
i think everyone has finally become aware that negative real rates and shrinking real economy is our destiny for the next couple decades basically

you bought calls right anon?

>>58378607
NAK is the only miner I'll ever own

>>58378620
The United States only exists to serve Israel. It's the only thing democrats and Republicans can agree on.

>>58378616
It's a nice sunny day today. The birds are singing and it smells of spring once again. I've always liked the bright green color of soft fresh white oak leaves. How are you?

>>58378600
>>58378627
The only people who lost money in 2008 are the idiots who sold.

>>58378616
>>58378611
it's just SPY lol

>>58378593
Wow it's fucking nothing, again. I wish they would just shut the fuck up between FOMC meetings.

>>58378575
It spiked in 2021 for similar retarded reasons. Sometimes gold just goes up because a bunch of PM retards pick something to freak out about. This time it's bond yields and inflation.

>>58378649
At least it's an official speaking. And not some "leak" like yesterday with the ECB after the fuckin press conference.

anon, why did you not slurp bonds at 4.6% on the 10yr? be honest

>>58378312
Christine Lagarde, Jamie Dimon, and Ali Khamenei have teamed up to tank the US stock market

>>58378240
>retail
it's old boomers, retail barely makes a dent in the market

>>58378657
Yeah an official with an incredibly bad track record of accurately predicting what the Fed will do. He was calling for more possible rate hikes in November.

>>58378644
>just keep LHHMQ, AIG and C, it will recover at some point.

sers
iran is bombing
redeem the stock sers

>>58378637
And that is a good thing.

iran won't do shit

>>58378641
It's in the 40's here in Michigan with 50mph wind gusts. I don't know why all of the sudden it's perpetually windy in this state after decades of it not being so. You basically can't even go outside.

>>58378611
youre underperforming gold
the stock market is a waste of time and has been for 20 years

>he bought INTC

>>58378600
We dance. We spin around. Our dance is a queer one
We thought we were dancing
We thought we were laughing
We thought we were falling over
We thought we were screaming
Our eyes are shaky. All sounds are a mere jumble
Our legs are also shaky. An illusion, a mere jumble
The sun, the moon, the sky, and God-all
Bringing forth: this life of hole-dwelling
We can't escape. We can't escape
We can't escape, so we won't escape

should i buy tup its very slurable

>>58378648
Good guess, but don't let my historical performance fool you! I have 0 holdings larger than a billion usd in market cap.

> watched "market" (meta nvda and msft) levitate higher for 2 straight quarters with no pullback
> "bobos are selling for no reason! haha dumbass! there's no way it will go down!"
check dow jones computer

looks like going all in SQQQ was a patrician play

>>58378641
in the beautiful redwoods my fren

CNBC has really reached all time lows with their click bait garbage

Nuke tel Aviv now!!!

Semiconductor chads, help me out. Say the boom in AI compute continues for years. Which companies are unavoidably in the supply chain? ASML, TSM, who else?

Well, since the market is fucking collapsing, I went for a walk to do some errands. Picked up a few things at the pharmacy, got some SBUX... on the way back, along the river, I saw a big heron.
Are herons omens?
What do they mean for the future of the market?

>>58378634
Literally just did.
OMG, that's creepy!
NYCB, makes everyone happy, someday.

>>58378707
That's just a new middle

>>58378694
>declining revenue
>operates in an oversaturated industry
>mounting debt while unprofitable
I would say it's a perfect /smg/ stock right there

>>58378228
It's about to take a tumble.
I would cash out.

>>58378690
this is because for the past 20 years governments have been debt-maxxing and print-maxxing
we need to go back to the 90s with Chretien and Clinton balancing their budgets and running surpluses

>>58378600
I'm up today

>>58378710
That would be bad for business.

>>58378685
Perhaps it's influenced by el niño southern oscillation, who knows... Weather derivatives aren't that popular anymore...

I’ll buy a bit before close today. There’s some cheap stuff out there today.

>>58378717
SOXS will be the biggest winner of AI thingy I feel like.

>>58378740
JPM is a steal at those prices.

>>58378701
They're unironically selling for no good reason though. Israel, bond yields, inflation, interest rates and the election are completely retarded reasons to sell.

>>58378726
i'll slurp blackberry then.

Do I add to V or Intel?

>>58378755
Why not both?

>when social and economic conditions were difficult, older, heavier, taller Playboy Playmates of the Year with larger waists, smaller eyes, larger waist-to-hip ratios, smaller bust-to-waist ratios, and smaller body mass index values were selected. These results suggest that environmental security may influence perceptions and preferences for women with certain body and facial features.

>>58378667
That's what the FED (lol) should have done

>>58378694
Product
Not
Needed

>>58378746
Decent chance you're right, can't deny it...

Jesus fucking Christ they just keep selling
Why the fuck are you even selling what do you need money for? So it can evaporate away to inflation? Just hold you animals

>>58378740
I don't think anything is cheap today.
Except NYCB.

>>58378764
Stop reading/listening to NPR

>>58378776
they are buying gold instead

>>58378776
Put positions generate money

>>58378512
>he's choosing "fuck around'
>he's going to "find out"
Once you reach the point of capitulation you'll look back on this day and wish so very much. Or maybe line will go back up soon enough.
(((WHO))) KNOWS

Bought XOM calls
Sold some BA put to buy back my SOXL/TQQQ covered calls.

God we pray you.
Im Christian

>>58378776
It's not real selling, it's retarded speculators shorting because "it's too high". Then they inevitably push everything back to technical buy levels. Rinse and repeat. Until the Fed is the one officially commenting on less rate cuts or tighter policy, nothing has changed that warrants the markets selling off.

I really don't understand.. can someone please tell me what the hell is going on to market today?
What caused this?
The fact that one sand people are arguing with another sand people? If that's the case it seems irrelevant to me

>>58378800
see >>58378798

>>58378800
Jews went short index and bonds, and long gold because they know we're entering world war three.

i just went long SPY
will close today

>>58378794
it will go back up eventually so it really doesn't matter to me even if it crashes 70%, im in my 20's.
as soon as i capitulate it will pump, i just know it, it's been reinforced in me so many times over, so like a beaten dog I won't stick my nose in the garbage can any more.

>>58378800
One of the sand people are our Only True Ally™ in the middle east, goy

>>58378776
I'm gonna sell it all to buy a dozen eggs and a gallon of gas. If I try to tomorrow I may only get half a dozen if I'm lucky. And I'll have to suck 50 dicks for the gas

>>58378752
Beating revenue expectations, government stimulus, and a strong labor market are all completely retarded reasons to buy.

>>58378779
youre right. what do you read?

Look at it go.

>>58378755
V. Payment processing companies have a much bigger profit margin than hardware companies

>>58378800
nothing is happening. this is just one of the times you practice patience.

>>58378824
U havin a joke m8?

SOXL is in slurp territory tbqh

>>58378857
better slurp it up now before we do the recovery any moment.

>>58378857
SOXX and a lot of the underlying look like they're making a huge symmetrical wedge over the last month. Bears shorting here are going to regret it.

>>58378800
Chickens are coming home to roost. The fed are complete fucking cowards and years of completely ludicrous government spending is finally catching up to us.

>>58378779
Don't you want the perfect body type to be a short jewish woman with no hip to waist difference and shoulders like a man?

>>58378729
Never selling.

>$TUP
>$PLBY
getting closer to do a big slurp territory

>>58378706
There is nothing like a nice cup of tea under the redwood tree.

>>58378800
I'm not going to tell you

WTFWT

>>58378887
Will you tell me?

>>58378880
>PLBY
damn I love to zoom out on those SPAC era companies

THE TWO MORE WEEKS IS HERE AAAAAAAAAA BOMB ME DADDY ISRAEL UWU I'M TRANS BY THE WAY

>>58378881
Can Stvev and NYCB friends join!

>>58378881
you might need one of these to fight off the spiders tho

>China has mandated its telecom carriers, including China Mobile, to eliminate foreign chips from their equipment by 2027, impacting major American chip companies like Intel, $INTC, and AMD, $AMD, per Bloomberg

Why doesn't the USA grow a spine and do a counter mandate on Chinese products?

>>58378813
this. its unironically ogre

>>58378847
the economy is in way worse shape than you think it is and the stock market is acting a lagging indicator. we are in real recession. nominally, numbers will go up and in all likelihood so will the stock market. but if everyone catches wind of what's actually happening, whew boy. gold might just... do exactly what it's doing. and the stock market might not. GDI, household survey, yield curve, various other stuff you won't care about

>>58378898
>>58378899
All smgoons are invited to the bizwoods.

>>58378908
>Why doesn't the USA grow a spine and do a counter mandate on Chinese products?
Americans forgot how to manufacture basic shit.

Can Iran just pretty pretty please not bomb the everloving shit out of Israel this weekend? I would be very interested in avoiding nuclear Armageddon.

>>58378908
US is trying to stop ASML selling stuff to China. Same with NVDA etc.
You started this.

>>58378817
Maybe, it's just too difficult to call anymore. You can look back at how it all crashed down from 2000 and it took all the way to 2013 for it to get back to those levels and stay. It touched those levels very briefly before crashing again in 2009. But the thing that worries me for the long term picture from where we are now is that the actual boomers will be redeeming over the next decade and the demographic shifts aren't as bullish for investment as a thing in general. That's all completely aside from the potential effects of AI on jobs. If you zoom all the way out, we are waaaaaaaaay the fuck up there and the climbing rate seems to have gotten far faster over the last 10 years than it had been ever in the decades before. I don't know what to think about any of it really.

>>58378908
I thought the banning of chips was what led to this in the first place?

uh guys is this the big one?

>>58378924
I just hope /smg/ spent some of their gains in prepper gears. You guys DO have a cache of MREs and potable water, right bros?

>>58378934
A good chunk of the posters here are poltards or former poltards so yeah, most of us are preppers

>>58378920
Whoohoo!
NYCB to the ... Tops!

>>58378932
No just buy JPM. Everything will work out fine and we will make money like we always have..

BOOMER R U OKAY?
R U OKAY?
R U OKAY?
R U OKAY BOOMER?

>>58378690
Am I though? YTD gold went from 2059 to 2359, that's about +14.57%. Currently, I'm at +16.67%.

>>58378924
I've thought about it, and I think I agree.

>>58378914
>the economy is in way worse shape than you think it is
I don't know why you people say this. I go out into the world. I've been around the US and even around multiple European countries in the last few years. Absolutely nothing is as bad as you retards on the internet claim it to be.

>if everyone catches wind of what's actually happening, whew boy
Yeah see you always rely on these vague as fuck "WELL when everyone FINALLY FINDS OUT...!" prophecies that are completely divorced from reality.

>>58378908
We completely buttfuck Chinese imports all the time. Go try to buy a Chinese electric car.

>>58378957
Bootstraps bros.... not like this.

>>58378957
>bragging about begin a gibsmedat
Hmm I wonder what your hands look like....

>>58378934
sadly not. i've been wanting to set up a rainwater tank and filtration system but never got around to it. Will stock up on canned food and water filters though.

>>58378957
All in weed stocks ASAP BUY BUY BUY

Gold jeets btfo

I just sold everything

>>58378957

>Amazon ordered to pay $525 million to tiny Chicago-based software company Kove for infringing cloud storage patents in David vs Goliath court fight

What a nothingburger fine, should make it $525 billion, its not like Amazon can't afford it.

This is getting downright retarded now.

>>58378985
lmfao

>>58378833
Got 10 more shares, have 40 now

>>58378957
Never paid a cent of my student loans, never will. Simple as.

>>58378988
>selling the bottom

When is the David Soxl press conference? We're down almost 10%

Waiting for multiple back to back -2% or more days, my financial advisor told me to sell last month but now I believe him

Hope you monkeys sold the top

>>58378932
NYCB team is ready.

should I slurp some SOXL?

>>58379003
>listening to your (((financial advisor)))
Lmao

>>58378963
You go to get gas or buy beer and vacationed in Rome or some gay shit and you think the economy is fine kek you are retarded.

>>58378995
Undid ALL of yesterday and then some. Based on absolutely nothing meaningful. Fucking unbelievable.

I think we should pump back to 5130.
Monday back to something like 5160 and then zigzag down, slowly over the next weeks.

WHY HASN'T THAT USELESS FUCK IN THE WHITE HOUSE COME OUT AND DECLARED WAR ON IRAN YET!?!?!

>>58379003
He wants you to sell because then he makes money.

>>58379014
Spy is going to 450, and it will only speed up the downtrend the more days we have like this.

>>58378997
Based

>watch stock stay at the same price for weeks
>decide to buy some
>almost immediately drops 3%
this has to be rigged. this always happens. it's like brokers are intertwined with some advanced trading algos to drop the prices of stocks after retail investors buy in so they can get them all to sell for losses and scalp the difference.

>>58379020
>WHY HASN'T THAT USELESS FUCK IN THE WHITE HOUSE COME OUT AND DECLARED WAR ON IRAN YET!?!?!
>>58379020

>>58379032
We were just waiting for you anon

>>58379020
>t. least insane jew.

>>58378963
oh yeah? i have FACTS, LOGIC, and SOORCES on my side. so im right and youre wrong peepee man.

At least my Oil investments are up

Panic selling. Slurp..

>>58378981
MSOS
MSOX
PLNH

>>58379012
Lol okay project what you want, faggot. You guys have been saying the sky is falling for years.

>>58379014
>>58379028
Levels are so fucking gay. Chimpanzee tier price action. "Oh fuck it hit this arbitrary number SELL EVERYTHING" as if the self-fulfilling levels ever actually correlate with what's happening in the world.

>>58379020
Based.

>>58379044
Checked and it's weird that my small DRIP position is up a little today

>>58378963
>>58378914
>>58379012
Economy and stock market are not strictly connected. They influence each other but theres so sure fire connection, otherwise it would be well known and exploited.

For example, just because people have to pay 20% more for food doesnt really impact how many AI chips NVDA sells to MSFT.

>>58378793
> radius hits Bethlehem
surely we could use a smaller nuke?

SOXL is looking extremely slurpable but holding over the weekend with the Israel FUD seems also extremely risky

>>58379032
what did you buy and how much?

I only hold BOIL and UNG and am having a nice green day.

>>58379044
then why is XOM falling
hope it falls further I want to slurp what I didn't slurp yesterday

I fucking new I was buying at the top
I said to myself "this is stupid, these prices are too high"
And I still did it
Now I'm losing everything

>>58379020
Gen Z will start a Civil War before going to the Middle East to fight Iran on Israel’s behalf

>>58378800
American inflation is not showing signs of stopping which means rate cuts won't happen as soon as everyone thought

>>58379003
I didn't sell the top, persay, but I did sell yesterday. I am now debating whether or not to use those proceeds to do some bargain shopping today. I dipped the toe into a little jpm, perhaps I will acquire more, perhaps not.

>>58378985
this is whats gonna happen to goldfags on a SHTF doomlapse situation

>>58378985
Finally. Gold kept going up and up. Why is everyone trying to buy gold these days?

>>58379020
even retarded Dems probably couldnt handle the mental strain of trying to justify another middle east war

>>58379067
>I said to myself "this is stupid, these prices are too high"
Yeah no shit!

>>58379069
Gen z is 45-55 right now. I doubt it you ignorant retard.

>>58379052
no, but over a long enough period they converge

>>58379083
What year do you think it is

>>58379083
>Gen z is 45-55 right now

>>58379069
They won't do shit.
It's a weak generation.

>>58379088
sure, but today is not that time

>>58379045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNxfPAF1frM
Down? Did you say down?

>>58379020
I imagine that decision would be suicidal for his reelection bid, but I can't say for sure one way or the other.

SPY $510 1DTE calls
AMD $165 4/19 calls

TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

>>58379117
This but the opposite

>>58379101
imagine their hormone supply getting bombed.
I suppose that's ABBV, LLY, and ... JNJ?

>>58379117
how are you buying 1DTE when it's friday

Basterd bich stop redeeming

I don't even want to buy this shit is still overpriced

leave iran to me.

>>58379139
I told you to buy the JPM dip.

GIVE ME A FUCKING RELIEF RALLY TO SELL DAMMIT

>>58379148
There is no Iran.

>>58379148
https://youtu.be/EqWRaAF6_WY?si=9r7s2Mje4DxWBHa0

>>58379074
Those guys have more bullets than you have bodies. Good luck.

>the monthly low for qqq is 433

>>58379140
You don't know about the secret Saturday market?
ngmi

Nycb eating shit. Love to see it.

>>58379161
Ahh, you need some hum for that rattle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLR1QtefLgo

Plunge Protection Team, where are you?
We got some work to do now
Plunge Protection Team, where are you?
We need some help from you now

>>58379148
Godspeed anon

This slide from March 8th until now has been one of the most incredibly fucking retarded selloffs in two years. Somehow we're right back to 2022-style FUD where retail faggots are wringing their hands over every single data point except this time instead of full-percentage-point increases in inflation they're acting like a 0.1% miss on historically average inflation levels is a reason to short everything.

I really do think this is just another episode of "Big Money sells retail faggots puts until they feel like they've shaken enough out". Volume has been shitty, mainstream FUD has been on overdrive, literally nothing has fundamentally changed about the Fed policy the market was so happy about in December.

>>58379167
That is why gold is not for plebs.
Plebs should be unarmed and vulnerable.

>>58379143
Yep, all of it, and by a long way to go.

Ok, can we pump a little again? I mean, we dumped a lot today. Just a slight pump.

>VIX is up 26%
WOAH BUDDY

>>58379175
Everything is eating shit anon. Every stock in my portfolio is blood red, even the safe shit.

DAX to 17900 please, thanks.

>>58379186
Good, I've been accumulating money on my cash account for the past 5 months. Hopefully I will be able to put it into use soon.

We may give you a hint on the next tech bubble if you play nice.
Until then... suffer.

>>58379186
Thanks for that blog post nonewsnigger. Maybe try taking your head out of your ass.

>>58379199
IT BEGINS

>>58379175
>target acquired

>Vix
19
>Vix may contract
17.8

I need to stop taking shits

SPY corrected to the daily 50SMA which it hasnt touched in forever. I expect we close today above it and gap up slightly Monday followed by a green day. Just my worthless opinion anyway.

>>58379209
Maybe go back and check my record and see that I've been right every time >>58378241

I am ready. $20 AMT buy cut off

>>58379186
Dumb permamumu

>>58379202
>t. NO NATGAS NIGGER

This will be the last /smg/. See you all on the battlefield

farted:
>>58379225
>>58379225
>>58379225

>>58379074
i need to buy a gun or 5 before decades end. things fall apart quick at the end.

>>58379229
Wow you've been a mumu all 2024 very cool maybe the jannies can give you a bonus. Post that robinhood screenshot again.

>>58379237
oh dear, too swoon.

>>58379202
> not having oil & gas or precious metal stocks
you deserve everything that's happening to you and more

>>58379278

>>58379176
you don't actually enjoy U2 do you?

This is nothing, c'mon what did I go 25% cash for

>>58379124
WHAT HAPPENS WITH THAT EXUBERANCE
IS THE EXUBERANCE CAN MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE

>>58378610
isn't it too late to buy PM?