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PEE PEE
POO POO

first for investing in fonts

>>58367373
Thanks OP I love you

nvda keeps moonin bros

The S&P 500 is solved game.

heh, nice try mumu

>>58367396
Dead industry

real smg here: >>58367294

Why is Apple up?

my fucking nuclear etf is expldoing tomorrow holy fuck

>>58367413
>he isn't invested in microsoft, apple, adobe and oracle

>>58367403
NVDA options volume is the only thing making me money right now.

One day high interest rates are bearish,
a few days later they are bullish.

Hyperinflation

I used to find this porn whore strange and creepy. Now I kinda would. Was that the point of you spamming her Gollum ass?

>>58367429
How is options volume alone making you money?
Are you Tom Sosnoff?

>>58367413
word on the street is the printing press is coming back BIG TIME

>>58367414
you put the subject in the name field. you screwed up.

>>58367428
I actually am an Applel holder

>>58367422
Sir, those are lemons.

>>58367422
Rumors about M4.

>>58367460
He also posted a new thread as a reply in an existing thread

>>58367443
I honestly have no idea who she is or how to place calls

MY GIRL WANTS TO
PARTY ALL THE TIME
PARTY ALL THE TIME
PARTY ALL THE TIME

https://youtu.be/EBs0j4BF2xs

>>58367428
do not buy adobe. i know for a fact they have trannies on staff.

I bought a put on QQQ. See you guys when treasury auction is over

be honest - what's your NVDA average?

>>58367422
fonts

>>58367475
Generally it involves lying to your broker in a CYA kind of application process.

>>58367448
>How is options volume alone making you money?
NVDY

I didn't buy, so line goes up.
You're all welcome.

>>58367460
>>58367474
lol, I didn't make that post, some other anon posted it in my thread and I'm copying his strategy.

anyway...
pls halp >>58367149

>>58367462
Sorry, I thought they were golden apples.
>>58367473
>>58367487
i see

Is everyone's portfolio up like 30-40% or more since October? Is this normal? I'm pretty retarded and my portfolio is up 35% in 6 months and all I did was buy and hold random stuff, I need to invest more

I guess I'll buy puts before close
Surely this can't continue tomorrow

>>58367475
That’s Hunter Schafer

EVERYONE TELL OP YOU LOVE HIM

>>58367512
What the fuck is this?
Is this like a "CDO of a CDO"?!?

SOXL 52 EoW

>>58367528
>buy and hold random stuff, I need to invest more
you figured out the strat to beat most investors gj
just acoomulate

Fuxk OP

>>58363657
This aged like fine wine.

>>58367528
Yes, "experts" will tell you that this is how markets have always behaved.

On a side note:
Humblebraggers get the rope.

>>58367498
In the USA all these online "contracts" aren't enforceable in a court because you can claim you said your income as free speech, it's part of the ponzi, how do you think jews got all that money? Being honest and work? Lol.

I'm just going to keep opening short positions on SOXS because in the long term it always goes down.

>>58367570
>>58367570
>these online "contracts" aren't enforceable in a court because you can claim you said your income as free speech
That's suspiciously jewish thinking...

>>58367563
this is the type of posts you end up making not buying the dips. seething

God I love pol.

>>58367587
Lower your tone.

>>58367498
>whole charcuterie board
alright you're just being reckless now.

Friendly reminder that IF a full-scale regional war breaks out in the Middle East involving the US, Israel, Iran, and Iran's friends, then oil, gold, and silver will all see GOD CANDLES and SPY will limit down at least two days in a row.
I'm not saying it is likely, but to rule it out would be foolish.

>>58367541
I don't know what a CDO is. I just like money.

>>58367621
Whassamatta?

guys.... the bonds weren't selling

>>58367629
Collateralized Debt Obligation

>>58367431
In the end, it doesn't even matter

>>58367608
>MFW I was buying like a madman then

>>58367637
good, more money for stocks

>>58367641
WE TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR

>>58367637
The only reason to hold 10Ys is if you're a bank or your a retard.

>>58367639
Yeah I was able to look that up and still not sure.
All I know is that the stock costs ~$26 dollars but pays out $2.60 monthly dividend (thanks NVDA!).

I'm doing my taxes and so far it says I owe $3,300. Fugg.

>>58367512
interesting scam

>>58367677
I hope you've got a lot of stuff to write off, anon

>>58367665
its_the_same_picture.theoffice
>>58367637
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying long-term treasuries. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are loaning your money to the Federal government for at least two years solely so they can give it to Ukraine and Israel. All the hard work you put into getting your money - wageslaving, making profitable trades, not buying too many funkopops, denying yourself avocado toast, avoiding Jeet scams on /biz/. All of it has one simple result: your money gets LOWER interest rates and is held up for longer than it would be in six month T-bills. Saved the perfect sum? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random NEET getting gibbs who had nothing to do with the way you saved your money, and who gets paid by the Feds. You get fucked by high inflation every month. Ukraine, Israel, and Lockheed Martin get the benefits of your money that came from your earnings. As an investor who buys long-term treasuries, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least two years of your investment simply to raise a sum for other people to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

where did all the doom and gloom faggots go?

>AAPL printing
>GOOG went from 6mo low to ATH in a couple of weeks

>>58367693
>Rate cut is bullish

Why are we dumping. WHAT ABOUT APPLES AI!?!?!?!?!

APPLE ROBOTS
APPLE M4 AI

>>58367685
That's after writing off my $3000 worth of expenses

Alot of you aren't watching the 1sec chart and it shows

>>58367740
Ah shit. No wonder you procrastinated, I don't blame you kek

>>58367739
Watching charts is for nerds that underperform index

>>58367774
I'm bored and this is better than sports at this point.

>>58367680
The only scam is people are buying options on NVDA that expire worthless.

>>58367774
if you're just buying the index why are you here

>>58367373
Are (you) following your trading rules anon?

>>58367629
>I don't know what a CDO is.
top signal

>>58367818
NVDA has no top because the USD has no bottom.

>>58367693
We’re not anywhere near back yet.

Is schg the good stand in growth stocks? I'm too stupid to hand pick good ones

nvdachads we are so fucking back, 1000 EOM

>>58367811
Mostly. For my forex trades, I think I'm finally on the right track and made $50 on a $200 account in about a week and following my system.
What I don't have a proper system for is risk management for pairs trading, and I did a gold/silver ratio through yesterday's news and ate a $50 loss on gold alone

>>58367693
Buying ahead of earnings. TSM next week btw.

>>58367851
Seems more reasonable than piling into memes.

I bought calls this morning. Thanks you bought calls bot

Silver is at $28.42.
Actually insane. Two decades of coping might actually pay off for shiny rock boomers.

>>58367629
>I don't know what a CDO is.

>... tomorrow morning EU will pump because of this retarded US pump
>... I shorted too early

I like my CDOs like my drugs. Synthetic.

Every time I get fast food on my phone, somehow my gasbuddy app knows and gives me 3% back (for some reason, I don't know why).

>>58367915
digits determine price on April 20

Imagine not slurping these generational bottoms.

Nvidia good.

every day I wish I'd put more into silver mines

>>58367925
Based

when should you rebalance?

>>58367977
unironically 2 weeks ago was the moment to drop bonds and equities and go full energy

>>58367637
More for me. If we can get 6+% 20 yr bonds we will be cooking.

RC and FSK

>>58367977
When you fall over.

Eviscerate has static damage

okay lads
thats it
no more
this corporate banger is brought to you by the vibes of the Elders
i dare not disrespect their honor by attempting to create a greater corporate banger
therefor - i am cancelling my membership

https://suno.com/song/85d597c0-7c65-4405-90e9-65d59378b69b

Dead thread.

>>58368105
sorry i'm busy configuring my RG35XX H

F

so, uhhh, do i just buy more with my profits?

>>58368114
Are these chinesium emulator boxes any good?

>tfw just shorted tsla with 10x leverage

i'm not going to give up

There is no way people out there are buying NVDA at $900.

POWER THIRTY MINUTES
PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME
JEROME I NEED IT
I WANT THE POWER NOW
MAKE IT GO BACK UP
JEROME

>>58368139
\o/

>>58368137
>people
we call them baggies

>>58368128
Ballsy. How long do you plan on keeping that open?

I wanna buy some gambling options for bank earnings tomorrow, thinking BLK calls or WFC puts. Anyone else?

Really thinking about taking the hit and slurping back this call I sold, to sell it back again later. It was like 2k some days ago.

>>58368126
they're worth the price. just installed batocera on this $65 device, has built in wifi, bluetooth (for remote controllers), tv output, emulates everything up to and including psx well, with rewind.

>>58368152
I think it's gonna trail down towards 100 in the next months.

>>58367925
EU-chads always pump in the morning
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
the fuck lmao

heckin' market never crashing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZu_YhPo3wY&t=26s

>>58367684
It's bond convexity. If you buy 30 year bonds when they are 5% and they drop to 2% you can sometimes double your investment

At which point does the bear psyche explodes?

>>58368151
we call them the next warren buffets

>>58368154
I bought C calls

sold all my VOO for SPLG. i'll take the lower expense ratio thanks

AI

>Goes down a little bit
>people panic sell
>It goes back up
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Every
single
time

>>58368224
the old heckin shakerino

is this the big pump before the huge crash?

>>58367680
>literally no plan for a downturn
>full negative exposure
ok

>>58368224
I genuinely think we've turned over a whole cycle and we have a new batch of newfags.

>>58368224
It can't just keep going up.

>>58368240
>literally no plan for a downturn
b-but dreasuries and cash

>>58368222
Checked but AI is old news. Yawn.

>>58368240
it's a decent strategy for an ETF, memvidia premiums are insane and it's not like they're gonna jump another 15% rapidly from here onwards
thinking bout slurping

>>58368244

I bought puts

>>58368269
But the economy,

>>58368197
bobo's puts

>>58368269
Yeah well, I bought a DiGiorno's Rising Crust Three Meat pizza for lunch.
Whomst among us is the real winner?

TESLA AMBULANCES
https://twitter.com/MAXPAULFRANKLIN/status/1777918962870718909

>bears got caught with their hand in the honey jar again

Russia ambassador to the U.N just advised everyone to beginning readying themselves for an unconditional surrender demand to be sent to Kiev. Whats Russia gonna do with all that industrial capacity for making weapons?

>>58368269
so, you hate money, and you want to give it away
wait until the top of the dead cat bounce before doing something like that again, okay, kiddo?

>>58368269
I also bought puts

>>58368295
I haven't had a DiGiorno's in forever. I usually used to get the stuffed or croissant crust.
>>58368307
It can't just keep pumping on bad and mixed news, it just can't

>>58367373
How jealous are bitcoiners that everything pumped today except bitcoin?

I miss my wife tails.

>>58368321
>actually it can

>>58368321
the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain holding bags

NVDA double top soon

We're gonna have a friday retard pump, you just know it

>>58368321
It's very unlikely anyone on this board knew it was going to pump as much as it did today, but good for them, they got lucky.

*schlop* *schlop* *schlop*

>>58368358
I almost bought calls this morning but I was sure that PPI data was going to be bad and the market was going to act even more retarded than usual.

I'm out, Sold my NVDA at a nice handy 5% profit, and if I would have sold a month ago it would have been 10%. Until the market unfucks itself I'm sitting on a fat wad of cash and my good as gold GE Aerospace.

>>58368358
I posted yesterday that this dump is yet another bear trap. Bobos are being played. They are starved for some action and any 1% drop looks like a good opportunity to jump in for them.

HEY ITS FRANKLIN
COMIN TO YOUR HOUSE
HEY ITS FRANKLIN
COMIN TO MY HOUSE
HEY ITS FRANKLIN
HEY ITS FRANKLIN

WHY CAN'T WE PUMP INTO CLOSE AND SET RECORDS YOU FAGGOTS

>>58368403
COMING OVER TO PLAY

>NVDA doesn't stop
i'm happy but i have diagonal spreads so uh maybe slow down a little bit there buddy no rush

>>58368444
Why not just buy LEAPS?

My silver rocks be doing a little sumthin'

>>58368458
because theta is the devil

>>58368444
>he doesn't know we are ripping towards 1500 with ease

>>58368435
Tommorow

A random number from Georgia has been trying to call me all day and they sent me a nigger middle finger emote. I'm about to go 1488 after I have a few more beers.

>>58368458
>>58368466
and NVDA leaps are expensive af. i do have TSLA leaps

Sold my SOXL bag and made a lil lunch money, now I just chill until Monday

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

another bullshit day at the stock market, dont you love to see it?

I'm up 1%, gonna triple my bag by the end of the year on Jah

mumu is falling for the exit pump

>>58368507
how many times do you have to be wrong before you capitulate and go long?

>>58368507
>PPI lower
>Fed is surrendering to inflation
>bobocucks think its bearish

>>58368493
+38.23%

>>58368493

>>58368493
+0.55% on paper
I slurped back 2 ENLV calls I sold for $100 for $10 and sold a 520 SPY call for tomorrow for $30 that will probably be ITM, I'll just roll it, it's free money nigga.

>>58368493
+11.83%

>>58368493
+.56%
My covered calls got beheemed a little bit, but overall not bad.

>>58368493
+1.68% feels good man

>>58368493
I'm not checking, and you know that I'm not checking, and I know that you know that I'm not checking... So what I'm saying is, why are you asking?

>>58368493
Up 0.83%, better than 2/3 indices. I'll take it! Seems like NASDAQ is popping off recently

>>58368466
>>58368478
It might be too late now to get reasonably priced LEAPS. The ones I bought in late feb are doing good, but the ones I bought in march is just breaking even.

>>58368493
+4%

>>58368493
0.37%
$200
Pretty happy for a boglehead

>>58368493
almost +3%

>>58368515
>>58368520
you are the types to post THERE'S NO NEWS

>>58368493
+9% i wanted more but my papers hands made me fold.

>>58368493
I was busy and did not login to any of my accounts . I'll have 80K tomorrow after selling my BRK.B yesterday

>>58368493

>>58368493
Just treading water again. Up and down in small increments until earnings season really takes off. I have a play in Citi tomorrow, and TSM next week.

Week after next is gonna be bonkers.

>>58368549
$54k?

>>58368538
When you do leaps, how deep ITM do you buy them?

>>58368588
Correct, nice math anon. $11,000 is my emergency fund.

>OJ Simpson futures

>>58368493
+6.4%

Fuck bears

>>58368493
+0.91%

How are you people up more than 1% a day? are you actively day trading? options?

My portfolio doesn't move more than 1% a day, how are you getting such wild returns in ONE day?

>>58368634
psychotically swinging options all day

>>58368634
Day trading and options, yeah. Or they're heavily invested in big gainers.

>>58368493
Up and apple and tsm

>>58368493
~+0.6% across accounts, missed the pumps today, oh well

BOBO YOU LIL SHIT GET OVER HERE

>>58368562
there doesn't need to be any

>>58368634
Daytading Options and buying long calls/puts to hold overnight

>>58368493
I made 400 dollars just by keeping my account cash in usd lol

GPRO am dying T_T

>>58368694
Damn what's this from

Should I be pissed that I'm paying $4,000 in taxes on $28,000 or is that just how it goes? I feel like my expenses should take the liability down more than they are but I'm no professional

>>58368634
Everything in my portfolio is triple leveraged. UPRO, NVDL, COINL, etc.

>>58368588
It depends on premium and my price target, so they arent always in the money when I buy.

I decide what a reasonable price target would be, say 1100 for NVDA. Then I look at 1 year+ calls and see what strike + premium puts me at around 1100. Then I might adjust up or down depending on budget, certainty, or other risk factors.

>>58368729
>Should I be pissed that I'm paying taxes
yes
verification not required

>sold my FAS
please tell me it was the right thing
PLEASE

>>58368694
>Let's build crap products and ignore customer feedback
>Oops it looks like no one wants our stuff anymore!
Apple should be taking notes.

Hyperinflation Ritual

>>58368764
I'm actually not that mad about paying 14.3% in taxes but I want to know if anyone else with a single-owner LLC thinks those numbers sound wild

>>58368796
I don't if the LLC makes a difference but 14.3% is low as shit. I pay like 30% overall in burgerland

>>58368634
Options (LEAPS). Just artificial leverage as opposed to just holding the stock outright.

I'm still only breaking even until the UK market catches up to the pump in the morning. If silver can keep gaining overnight that'd be swell.

Inflation is transitory

>>58368820
I'm also in burgerland. I guess the 14.3% is just federal income tax, it'll probably be another $1,000 in state. Dangit.

>>58368820
I'm maxing out my 401k and HSA because I want to give the government as little as possible. Having 30% of my income tax free is fucking hilarious

I hope the market crashes so my stock goes up. I lost €100 today bros. Please

EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE POORFAG GLOWNIGGERS SHILLING IN /SMG/

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>58368848
single-member LLCs are considered disregarded entities. the IRS doesn't treat your LLC as separate from you. you're just paying normal taxes that someone working any other job would pay.

>>58368852
Well.. you'll get taxed when you try to use that money. But I've also been wondering about 401kmaxxing, since my employer has a big ass 50% match... which is more than the taxes I have to pay PLUS the 10% hit... so why isn't it free money to put 100% of my paycheck into the 401k, get 50%, and withdraw

>>58368865
That's a shame

>>58368890
Does that 50% have a limit? Most employees will only match up to 6%

>>58368930
Imagine having her as a babysitter and you don't even come up to her fucking hips

>>58368930
SNU SNU

>>58368934
not that I know of. I contriboooote around 2k monthly and get an extra 1k.

>>58368865
>they do it for cost

>>58368930
NEED

>>58368947
Dude you better fucking max that. 50% free returns is fucking insane

>>58368865
>>58368930
>>58368950
IMAGINE BEING A GLOWNIGGER MAKING ONLY FIVE FIGURES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>58368966
sorry I just looked it up, apparently they match up until the max yearly 401k contribution limit, which is 23k, so I'm already maxing it out roughly

I guess I'll leave it in the 401k account but if I wanted to get more money monthly I could just extract from there to essentially get a tax-free raise

>>58368947
>not that I know of
unlimited matches aren't a thing. they'll match 50% of your contribution up to ~5-6% of your salary.

>>58368520
>sound just like 2007 mumu

History will quench humankind’s hubris once again. It’s all just a hall mark of Gods tapestry and it’s beautiful.

>>58368994
Almost 12k a year fo' free is crazy.

>>58369005
This time its different :)

>>58368994
Never forget when you do retire long term capital gains and qualified dividends can make them essentially tax free

>>58368874
Right, but why am I still paying $4,000 in taxes on $28,000 when I had $3,600 in deductible expenses? It all comes out to around 15% which is the self employment tax rate but I would have thought my expenses would take a bit more off

>>58369049
>tax-free
don't I have to pay like 30% for every dollar I withdraw? It's not a roth, it's a normal 401k so I didn't pay any tax going in. Maybe I'm confused, I'm newish to burgerland.

Also for now I just have this shit in the target date fund, I should probably move everything to SPY or something, right? In fact I've been thinking about putting 10k in TQQQ (yes I'm the faggot who keeps posting those charts)

I didn't beat TQQQ today...

slurped some spy calls during the closing dip kikerock better crush earnings tomorrow

i am probably entering seven figure hell in my native currency this or next week
(six figure hell in usd)

>>58369058
your deductibles are reduced from your revenue amount, not from the taxes you owe. so if you had $28k revenue, then you were taxed on $24,400 since you had the deductions.

I need something to get me 5% by eod tomorrow. What do you needs have

>>58369113
congrats anon, that's a mighty nice milestone to hit

to all the young and middle aged anons. NEVER FUCKING SELL YOUR SHIT JUST TO SPEND THE CAPITAL. KEEP STACKING IT UP. FUCK, I could've retired by now.

>>58369140
TQQQ, SPXL, or UPRO. Failed bond auction is extremely bullish for stocks, extremely bearish for cash retards/wagies.

>>58369066
No it it just gets taxed like normal. And considering it's been in there for fucking ages it's all qualified dividends and long term capital gains. Which means like tax free for the first $4000 a month

>>58369147
but I'm hungry

NVDA

>>58369160
>Failed bond auction is extremely bullish for stocks
Hmmm I don't think so.

>>58369191
go to a food pantry or a church, shit even the jews will feed the needy.

>>58369200
lets bet on it. I'll load up on EOW spy calls, you inverse me and load up on puts. We post Friday EOD to see who made more.

>inb4 you're a faggot and wont

>>58369147
top signal

>>58369058
deductibles arent a 1:1 on reduced tax. it just lowers the amount the tax % is being applied to. A 4k deduction doesnt reduce your tax by 4k it reduces your taxable amount by 4k.

>>58369199
he qt

>>58369218
bot signal

TLT bros...

>>58369229
>>58369160
OOPS, you've been shilled to.

We slurping the ROOT dipperinos?

Honest thoughts on LUNR and RKLB?

I need SPY to gap down a little in the next ~10 days if you guys wouldn't mind

>>58369264
barely qualifies as a dip

Someone explain. Robonhood is telling me I'm (-98%) when my experience is 5/03

hahahahahahahahaha.
i was -800 in the morning, closed at +1500
up 3.5%.

>>58363364
>>58363548

>>58369267
meme stonks

>>58369287
I'd this just robonhood trying to make me senpokju via train?

>>58369305
>>58369287
I have no idea but you deserve it for using robinhood

>>58369311
Oh. Well then. You tell me an app that'll let me hedge the market for less than 100 of covered stock.

>>58369287
you bought a deep OTM call on a leveraged cannabis ETF?

Explain the Pepe frogs with food on their head

>>58369330
nothing will, ignore these "high and mighty i dont use robinhood" kikes. they just want you to keep feeding paypigging their ETFs. My robinhood gamblefolio is up ~26000% All time.

i spent all my money on stocks, now i need to earn more money to buy more stocks, simple as

>>58369147
I spent the capital to buy a home that I'll eventually rent out.

>>58368865
What’s really funny is that they happily work and suck dick for the people that want to make situation worse.

>>58369366
The cycle

>>58368520
>my fortune will be valued in Zimbabwe dollars and that's a good thing

>>58369366
Use your female broker's money to buy stocks.

>>58369117
>>58369220
I get that part but that kind of confuses me even more since $4,000 is 16.5% of $24,400, but according to the current tax brackets I would expect to pay $1,100 (10% on the first $11,000) + $1,608 (12% of the remaining $13,400) for a total liability of $2,708 or an 11% tax rate. Unless I'm just completely misunderstanding this.

Some of you have forgotton what fear feels like

>>58369410
maybe it's the social security + medicare contributions ("payroll" taxes) that get you to the $4k

>>58369480
Nothing Ever Happens

we are nearing the large pink line

>>58369392
just keep trading instead of being a cashcuck

>>58369489
Yeah I think you're right. Damn I need to make more money.

>>58369341
No

>SSNT

>>58368980
I'm in one of the NoVA yacht clubs with these guys and they kept running into the median on the George Washington Memorial Highway putting down/yanking out Niki Haily signs.

kinda exhausted after that session. my PNL was swinging violently. i was eyeing 50 contracts which were going for about -12.0 credit. I put on a limit for -20.0 and went for a nap, thinking there is no way the order would go through. managed to snap them up somehow after we turbo mooned. they expire tomorrow lmao

will i be able to retire in 15 years if i sink all my money into stocks(non gay)

>>58369649
how much is 'all your money'

>>58369649
There's so many questions people need to ask you before you can get a straight answer.

>>58369658
~150k plus 10k a year at least for 15 more years

>>58369376
i did too. i locked in 2.75%. im talking about cashing out to take your gf/wife on a trip. never do this.

>>58369672
dear sweet jesus ill still owe 100k on my house in 15 years, of course that wont be that bad considering hyperinflation

>>58369672
it's possible if you used a little leverage. all in SSO

>>58369735
Lmao. Just spent a grand going to Texas with 4 buddies to witness one of the greatest events of my life, eat bomb food and drink. That 1k means nothing to me, and I'll still DCA over 30k from my w2 this year. Live a little anon.

>>58369739
>Going into hundreds of thousands in debt for a pile of sticks and paper
Lol.

At long last, OJ Simpson can now rest knowing that his wife's killer is dead.

>my (female) banker sent me a message
I might just ignore it and let her think I roped

>>58369649
If you put 3k a month into SPY you'll have 1 million in 15 years. Assuming 10% CAGR.

What in the holy fuck are these futures? I am ruined

why did nasdaq ruin their website today. all the historical market data disappeared.

>>58369959
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>>58369953
Futanary

How much money should you have saved up if you want to get into stocks

>>58369658
3.50

>>58369940
>my female broker told me to buy more brap gas. She also asked me if I wanted to smell her brap gas.

>>58369962
still a tiny bit of life left in this one fren
please use up all of the available thread

>>58369940
>anon kun, please answer me. It’s very important.

>dump yesterday
>pump today
>almost no change the whole week
nothing ever happens

>>58370029
There's been almost no change since like March 7

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>>58370074
>tfw no freezing cold snow-covered japanese qt3.14 gf

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>>58370050
Makes me think, where are these supposed cash inflows going to come from now that we've plateau'd. Its obvious we've hit some sort of price resistance, but there is no catalyst that can move it any higher. Market is up 30% in 6 months off of bogus numbers and reasons.

My guess is that the market will undergo a "controlled demolition", with similar price action, always ending a little bit lower every week.

>>58369949
>tfw that's what I'm doing right now
comfy, cozy even.

>>58369973
Put all but about 5-10k in stocks

>>58369949
>just wait 15 years bro
in 15 years inflation will fuck that million, buy nvda and btc and stfu

what are good stocks to buy if I think america is going to get pulled into a war with iran?