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Reminder that 10B is fud
>>58362588checked I am COMFY
>>58362588Gm frens
Knew I wouldnt wake up to Apu being as high as it was yesterday. Yet it is still pretty up there. We are still comfy, frens.
Well greetings to you Mr. Apu Coperrrrr, here is your $139k moonshot. You could ape $200 and maybe you lose. But it’s $200 and you won’t be coping over that like missing the next Apu.Now go straight to the TG: DOGHOLECOIN and see for yourself that the community is all biz people, just like early Apu. Everything about it is super based. At 126k mc and almost 150 holders.So do you want to maybe miss the next Apu and not ape $200 on this so you might be in one of those cope threads in a month? Alrightyy then!Only big whales and those in mid six figure hell are still considering finding a dip on Apu to grab. KEK KEK KEK
>>58362588Remind me, what percentage of apu is still held by palladius? How much will the price drop when he sells?
>>58362654Hes been selling a little bit everyday. He doesn't want the price to tank. Hes at 7bill now from 7.2bil
fellow frogs I did a perfect slurp between 180-190M
>>58362642>super basedfuck of curry nigger not buying your diarrhea coin
>>58362660Me thinks he is being compliant and letting the community go wild. We want to run to the billions and flip Pepe. With enough conviction, it can happen. They do use our face as their memes at the end of the day so free marketing kek. Offered most CT an olive branch to connect Pepe and Apu together and they are snapping at us thinking we will give up.Rug upwards.
>>58362747CT is full of cabal faggots
>>58362654Here lies Palladius, the one who thought he could tank APU
>>58362588The best past are the people who were seething when APU was at 1 million market cap, are seething at APU now at almost 300 million market cap and will be seething when APU is at 10 billion market cap. You literally can't make this shit up. Some people are just not meant to make it.
>>58362747What exactly do you mean you offer ct an olive branch and connect Pepe and Apu together? Pls explain the history to a sidelined fren
>>58362588The fact Apu is still in the 60s rather than the 30s proves to me as much as it can be proved Apu is the real deal. It’s the next meme coin everyone will know about and a breath of fresh air to all those who been trading the hundreds of cat and dog “meme” coins on solana. The only question now is when will Apu overtake shib which has always been a forced meme no one card for.
new ATH price coming today and $APU will break $0.001 price today
Hope you didn't sell this shake out, frens.
WTF WAS THAT!!!!
>>58362933Institutional money buying in.
My 32mil apu has made me nearly 2/3rds my anual wage in less than a month... am i truly making it, frens?
10x still possible?
>>5836299010x ist fud
YouTube's crypto influencers haven't made a video $APU yet, but soon they will no longer be able to ignore $APU the fact that YouTube crypto influencers have not yet made videos for $APU is a bullish sign that we are still early
>>58362990short term nah, rugpulling dev still has 7 billion apu (worth $4M USD) left lolonce he is out for good theres a chance
>>58363010I’ve completely forgotten about YouTube. Thanks
best part of holding APU is how salty everyone else gets
What is the tg
When are we dropping the 0 sars
>>58363177https: //t. me/ apuclub
what is this pattern called
I only have 2.5 M...What can I expect /biz/?
>>58363206>oh no! I'm making money! quit whining, just enjoy the rideif you have only 2.5kk then you're either poor or you didn't want to take the risk, either way you don't deserve to make it (yet)
Token themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NFrKMODrz8
>>58362654over $6M was sold yesterday and the price still doubled. the price only drops from sells when there's no buy volume anon. there's a lot of buy volume pajeetus could cash out no problem and you wouldn't even notice at this point.
>>58363313Pajeetus is busy practicing kegels after he got doxed and pink socked
>>58363332lmfao make up your mind, copyis he selling every day or is he hiding?
>>58363200Actual literal rug pull like the song said.
>>58363348Dunno, but he was doxxed. He's in mehico
>>58362865>Apu overtake shibkek i would lose it, bought in late on APU and ill admit I was fudding it, and lost 160$ on lucky (still didnt sell that either) but im comfy with my 3 million apu now. I dont know if APU would realistically overtake shib tho, thats a 50x from here, but it is crazy seeing some 5 digit buys even yesterday
>>58363200>what is this pattern calledchecked. that pattern is colloquially known as "consolidating before the next leg up"
I have a comfy 30 millions stack...I bought for like 1500, I'm fighting my hopium fuelled greedy urges to throw more money at it
>>58363400If Apu does a 50xI'm buying a Miata wrapping it frog greenAnd getting the plates Apu apu
>>58363010>>58363039be ware once you start seeing them my frens
>>58363465good luck anon. sorry to say, im now holding so the chances of it going mucn higher have gone down but i still have some home
Have to wage today. It’s a bit more comfy since holding this and hope it stays that way.
>>58363535I start a new cafe job next week. Every check is going into Apu. All I want is buy my own apartment and a Nissan GTR. Is that really too much to ask? I don’t think so.
>>58363456I have a stack in the 30mil range. Only need 15bil or so mc to be worth 1mil usd. It isnt that much of a longshot.
>>58363621>nissan GTRThat shit is gonna depreciate as soon as you drive it off the lot. Pic rel is my make it car.
Probably a bad idea to buy such a pump and not wait for the dip but I'll buy another 30 million Apu.
>crabbing for 12 hours AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>58363802I've been saying this for 6 days.Getting antsy now...
>>58363820I was waiting for the dip, would have been 90 more million, it's X3 since then. Sure it can dip /2, pullback always happens. But it can also X3 from here and then pull back 40%.
>>58363621Good luck.Got a car that needs some work so that will eat up some money. I hear ya on the apartment thing. I only have 3M in this but gains from this should give me the start to make more in other coins.Good luck to all the other frens out there too.
Omg it won’t go down. What the hell is happening.
>>58363996The power of frens!
>>58363722That’s a nsx fren. It would hold more value than a gtr but to each his own both are based imo
>>58364041Nvm I’m a retard who can’t read a post correctly kek.
>>58362642>super basedMore like super curry and cringe
>>58364041I just want a good family car. I dont need something that can go 300mph and cant even carry this week's groceries.
>>58364058That’s the way to really make it. The less "want" you have the less you need to make it. I’d like a cabin in the woods and a reliable truck
>>58363722tfw will make it but I already own a trabant and apart from having the money to really clean it up, it has these cute little frog stickers from before the wall fell but they're peeling off... I could put some apus to replace them... the universe works in mysterious ways, maybe it was foreshadowing all along
I tried to swing and lost a small amount of Apu instead, everyone make fun of me I deserve it
>>58364108It happens to the best of us.
what's with this fucking whale bot that sells everything time there's a buy?
>>58364108that happened to me twice. I should have 17m but it's 14 now
>>58364240MEV sandwich attacks.https://coinmarketcap.com/academy/article/what-are-sandwich-attacks-in-defi-and-how-can-you-avoid-them
Why has the chart flatlined lol?
>>58364240You know those posts moaning on and on about how they sold early? Yeah
>>58364285It hasn’t flatlined. You just bought more than you’re comfortable with.
>>58364285Consolidation after a big pump, silly billy.
>>58364277>>58364328what a parasite. the world would be a better place without (them)
>>58364337I’m comfy fren. The vertical rug to 10billi continues now.
Gm frens.
I'm going to sleepBetter not reverse rug me to 1B overnight
>>58364285FRENS WE ARE RUGGING
some whale sold 90 million apu. its over.
>>58364492>90m is a whale sell nowfuck WAGMI so hard
>>58364492>>58364501my thoughts exactly WEW
>>58364501Dude is going to rope when this hits 20 billion marketcap Only new blood sells like that all at once instead of ladder selling
>>58364492Wagmi
We're crabbing
Is it even possible for this to randomly fail one day and go down 80-90% and get forgotten anymore and never pump again? Seems like it’s just got so much momentum that it cant possibly fail. Like this is legit going to 10 billion+
Frenly reminder of what happens if the biggest wallet decides to dump his tokens.Also, there are 22 holders probably dev) that have more tokens than uniswap.
>>58364588this would be amazing, you'd have so many slurpers going nuts
>>58364588All the top holders are in it for the long haul. Also look at your screenshot if they sold like that they lose 5M, good incentive not to be a jeet
>>58364563before every massive pump we've consolidated like this, just like thisnotice the red candles get smaller and smaller untilBOOM
did I just buy the top?
I saw this at such a low mc and never bought. ngmi anons. i bought patrick bateman sigma on sol and has 0 volume
>>58364588I’d slurp the fuck out of APU. I’d slurp so hard, it would put your mom to shame
>>58364647>All the top holders are in it for the long haulMost, if not all of them, are the dev
>>58364663nah seems like the new floor has come in pretty sturdy since the pump yesterday. it can only go up from here
>>58364663it's always the top with Apu
so frens since it seems that .001 is obvious how much further up can it go?
>>58364575basically not unless everyone dumps at once. this project has a 99% trust rating on dextools for a reason. its actually solid, the contract was audited by a third party and there is no hidden funds waiting to get dumped on everyone or anything like that. the worst part about this coin is also one of its strengths. the retards pushing it in the telegram who have no experience with money. i seriously hate projects where a bunch of broke people fantasize about everything they will buy when they make it but this is also very typical of any meme coin. its usually a red flag to me and just cringe, but its part of the allure that brings so many people who otherwise are not financially literate or successful IRL into memecoins like this. its different than other coins that biz has shilled in the past that had decent results in particular link of course and others like rubic that actually had real world use cases and some above average intelligence autists discovered them early after doing some quality research at the right time. most average buyers of meme coin holders usually are crypto illiterate outside of "funny meme" and "line go up" and in this case the community is extremely devoted and there is some talented individuals who have some experience involved and we are still extremely early, for reference pepe has 200k holders, and shib has 1.3 million holders. Apu only has a 5.3k holders. we are past the point of no return it seems. whales are making 5 figure/7-10 eth purchases now. whales like that wouldnt get involved unless this thing was going to keep taking off.
>>58364686Lmao he already sold all except for 1 wallet get some new fud
>>58364720the problem with $0.01 being true is that as we approach a cent the hype will send it way over. I say a penny and I'll be right, but its going hit that mark at light speed
biz bros. save me and pump patrick bateman's sigma on solana.
>>58364731I dumped my rubic for Apoo
Looks like the consolidation is coming to an end, we're going to set another ATH
>>58364770based. i was just referring to the anons who shilled it last cycle. i dont think its still worth holding at all, but it had potential and biz started shilling it sub 1c and the many of the people involved were a little older and more mature autists
>>58364750So, a penny is low balling it? Or am i misunderstanding?
>>58364829>a penny is lowballing it?yes
>>58364829I'd say thinking this is going to be worth a penny is very unrealistic
>>58364829hes saying the way this is going, if we start getting close to a penny then at that point it will probably keep going much higher because the momentum will be insane at that point.
frens I don't think ubelfudder is coming back
>>58364902he always had a stack the fud was fake
>>58364902RIP in peace ubelfud
>>58362588My Apu stack is sitting comfy. I have massive gains from Squid feeding it as well. I’ve never held such a fruitful pair in my life.
>THIS was the dipHoly shit wagmi
>>58364911yeah he had a stealth bag for sure I called that too, he was just playing games. wouldn't be surprised if he is a secret whale lol crypto is full of bored lunatics
Gm frens. Pulled 2 eth out last night to buy back but price really hasn’t gone down from that giga pump. This frog has legs
>>58364990sorry wrong imageTHIS is the dip
these whales sure don't want it to hit .0007
>>58365016oooh we're pumping again
i knew that the minute i tried swing trading that it would go parabolic. you're all welcome for kicking this off. I sold 1m at .0004, sitting on 19m still. Good day to be a fren
Oh swingieeeees...
Ubelfren please come back...
>>58365056they dont have a choice
>>58365094literally what is the point? we are parabolic? some people can't be helped
>>58362588Frens I made 10k so far from 100 dollars lolI wont sell until 2-5bIs there any perspective of when we could reach these numbers? thanks frens.
>>58365002>This frog has legs
>>58365111Its been this way since first rug. Looks like bot trades to me
>>58365056It's just consolidation. We're gonna travel these prices for a bit until enough is slurped from the non-sellers and supply shock sends us right back on track.
I kinda want to throw 40k in just to pump it a little
>>58365114two more weeks trust the plan
>>58364448Gm fren.>Gm in the Apu chat
i'm feeling sleepy so i'm heading to bed. when i wake up i want to see that price doubled. work hard for me frens
>>58365172you got it bosssleep tightgn
Apu is the future. The milk has chosen its favorite cookie.
>>58365184I like that this coin has a positive frenly attitude.
Is.. is this shit about to break out again???Where is the consolidation... We're SHIB but on speed run mode.
>>58365184this is the one thing that makes me bullish on apu, it's pretty much nonpolitical while pepe has a maga hat
>>58365184based and foresight-pilled
>>58365219yes
once we get ranked my mcap and get on kraken this is going to rip to top 100then there will be tons of exposure via coingeckos top gainer and trending listthen it's an easy shot to 10Bafter that, who knows, flip doge likely
>>58365219and we will reach shib market cap
What can I expect from 10m?
>>58365184Incredibly based
>>58365269It’ll be top ten by EOY. Screen cap this.
new ATH soon!!!
frens. we are hitting ath AGAIN
OJ Simpson just died of cancer. Price went up. Correlation?
oh, looks like we are mooning again
>>58365293100k at 4billion
>>58365334Fuck yeah
I only got 10m. Wish I got more fuark. I've still got 5b Shib left but I don't want to swap anymore, I want to keep it at 5...
>>5836536219m, were gonna make it
>>58365362I couldn't reach 10M.. it was my moonbag dream. 8M stacklet here...
>>58365184he's a smart man, I'm grateful we have him at the helm>>58365353it never fucking stops HOLY SHIT
>>58365219>Where is the consolidationIt's been consolidating for ~15 hours and preparing for a other poomp.
BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE GIGAPUMP
>>58365382At this point I feel like anything below .001 is a fire sale.
>>58365419ATH JUST SHATTERED
Is it time again?
ATH!
Holy fuck ATh just reached, why is pumping again godamnit wasn't it supposed to dump? we are going to 1b aren't we ?
>>58365444 (CHECKED)KEK IS WITH US
>>58365444KEK WILLS ITAt this point, you have to be retarded to think this won't go to a billy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZdVwTjUtjg
>>58365364Let's hope brotha.>>58365373It's still a nice stack if we do a 10x.I might swap some Linu for more Apu if it dips... but I'm not sure if that will happen lel
YOOO
>>58365315holy fuck I just felt itNEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE COLLECTIVE THOUGHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bros I need to hold it for 1 year to legally avoid taxes, this is going too fast...
we are going to break $0.001 today
>>58365493hows that work? Im in the US will it work here too
Laugh at swingtards
whoever just sold for $68k & $72k, your moms a hoe
When dreaming I'm guided to another worldTime and time againAt sunrise I fight to stay asleep'Cause I don't wanna leave the comfort of this place'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escapeFrom the life I live when I'm awakeSo let's go thereLet's make our escapeCome on, let's go thereLet's ask can we stay?
>>58365511already slurped lol
fuuuuuck apu saved my portfolio fuuuuuck
>>58365500That's the law here in Gaymany (and Portugal)
Can you take me higher?To a place where blind men seeCan you take me higher?To a place with golden streets
>>58365500Any investment held under a year is ordinary income and if sold is subject to ordinary income taxation. If held over a year and sold its capital gains and subject to capital gains taxation. CG tax rates are lower.
That's it, this shit is going to 10B, I'm all in!
>>58365493it's being traded on a dex, you didn't use KYC funds to purchase did you anon?
>>5836551168k is a swingie.72k is a sandwich bot.
>>58365500Checked. And for us burgers if you hold for less than a year and cash out it’s treated as normal taxable income. So if you make $100k at your job and you cash out $1m in Apu it’s as if though you made $1.1m and you’re taxed accordingly. If you hold for more than a year your sale is taxed at a flat rate of 15% for long term capital gains tax, plus whatever your respective state may tax.
FRENS I AM RUGGINGUPWARDS
>>58365493>>58365527imagine if APU got so big that we get liquidity pairs on curve or aavein that case you wouldnt have to deduct it as its just borrowed
>>58365555Omegachecked.KEK is ITT.KEK is with us frens
>>58365511imagine selling when we are going to 1b marketcap, jeets out lmao
>>58365555can I swap it to ETH and hang onto that for a year and cash out the ETH as the long term?
>>58365555that's why (in Minecraft) I hold my winning in a stable coin for a year after running through a mixer so they can't backtrack it and pay capital gains on the stable coins
>>58365548How does one get non kyc money in and out of a dex ecosystem? I funnel in all my fiat through CB.
>>58365579Any good mixers? I miss Tornado Cash...
>>58365579what the fuck is a kilometer (mixer)
>>58365578crypto to crypto is taxable
Do you feel it bros?
Guys I just aped in my last amount getting 30 milly. I hope everyone else makes it here.
>>58365578Swapping is a taxable event
>>58365493in the UK it's 3 years..... to get a lower rate
>>58365595well fuck me then huh
>>58365582I used local bitcoin to get my non KYC crypto, this was years ago though, to get it back in just use a regular exchange after you have mixed it.
Getting another leg up
>>58362588>them digits
>>58365592>Do you feel it bros?
>>58365579What? There’s no profit on a stable coin buy and sell. If there’s no profit there’s no taxable income at all. Am I misunderstanding you?
$10K5B MC is 50X 10K = 500K10B MC is 100X 10K = 1 million 15B MC is 150X 10K = 1,5 million Perhaps APU will reach a $15 billion market cap, while PEPE will reach an $18 billion market cap, and all other cryptocurrencies will also experience growth. Alternatively, APU might surpass PEPE, resulting in APU having a $15 billion market cap and PEPE having an $9 billion market cap because APU is a friendlier or better meme, or APU will be for PEPE what SHIB is for DOGE.
>>58365608swap it on Uniswap, it isn't KYC lmao how would they know
Worry about the taxes after we meme APU larger than the planet. You will have plenty of money to hire a proper tax attorney then.
>>58365315apu will flip bitoin. Black Rock is already applying to the SEC for an Apu ETF. put me in the screen cap/
why do you have to hold it for a year? I'm not doing that shit just don't claim it on your taxes lamo
>>58365661im just using metamask. Il probably be a good Christian boy and give to Caesar what is Caesar's . God's blessing me with a pump anyway
>check my portfolio>my apu is worth 25k>my avi is only worth 500ishPoor avi...i know they will rocket sooner or later but i hope its sooner for them. They are a good bunch.
1B is fud
>>58365184Help Helper is love, thanks Finnish frens for making Apu a reality. I am going to adopt a dog and name him Apu.
"No liquidity.""Scam coin.":"Rugged.""Pepe derivative."Where are those fags now?
>>58365362lmfao bagholder mentality. there is absolutely zero reason to hold shib any longer. you are missing out on gains. apu will probably do a 20x before shib even does a 2x
>>58365738I dont know but i hope they find their rocket one day.
>>58365724>1B is fudOJ's last words allegedly.
I've been on vacation for 2 week and haven't used the Internet in that time. I sold the 1 billion at the bottom of the rug. Words cannot describe how I feel right now.
>>58365738they've been converted into frens
>>58365767Kek
>>58365788Why you didn't kys already, what are you waiting?
>>58365713Yeah that's fair, I can't wait to give 20% to the Great British Government so they can spend it to improve our country
>>58365838yeah, they sure have been doing a great job so far, they deserve it
t>>58365827>>58365788OJ sold at .0005 you heard it here firs
>>58365788>I've been on vacation for 2 week and haven't used the Internet in that time. I sold the 1 billion at the bottom of the rug. Words cannot describe how I feel right now.
>>58365853oof anon, rip that 700k, that's a nice house you missed out on
bought the top!
>>58365848Why did (you) me, u mong fagget baster.
>>58365515was just listening to this banger
>>58365847I think it's fair to say that this past century has been our golden age
>>58365868Based tippy top buyerNow sell the bottom if you're a real /biz/reali
>>58365767RIP. I'm buying more APU in memory of OJ
>someone sold 120 million Apu>price falls by 17%Kek only 450 more wallets to go with 100 million and moreThis shit is so inflated and unstable
>>58365868top of my dick in you're mother vagene maybe.
>>58365868in two weeks, you will think you bought the bottom
>>58365645pepe will probably hit 50b+, apu will probably hit 1/3-1/2 that
>>58365915This always happens early with coins. Literally every single more, it's how distribution works.
Kek LINU hey Bill eat shit you mong
>>58365915two thirds have already been slurped, are you insane?
anyone got the radio apu vocaroo?
>>58365898I will never sell benchod
>>58365915two more weeks and it'll rug amirite?
It lirly can't drop below previous ath, it's unbeliavable how good this coin is.
>>58365958Yeah now imagine if someone of those 50 billionaire wallets decides to dump
>>58365915OHNONONONO ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES AND ITS NEARLY GONE
>>58365915The Apu whales aren't stupid enough the sell this early. Looks like the $120k sale was a swing trader, they had bought just a few days ago.
>>58365974https://vocaroo.com/1iUKNeBIj7rP
>>58366004I believe that would be called "a once in a lifetime discount"
>>58366005Ubel sisters our response ?
>>58365738I'm still here, seething and waiting for this shit to drop like a rock. I've been talking to myself almost everyday trying to rationalize what the fuck I just witnessed with this bullshit of a coin. April fools day, the day alts dipped except the one you've been watching like a hawk waiting for a good entry what a fucking joke.
i need this at 1b, ive already made financial plans to take out maybe 20% at 1b, im a stacklet desu so that would just be 5 digits. But that money will improve my life and the rest can ride.
>>58366040you had your good entry you stupid little anime girl, any entry is good at this stage, it's only going to get worse
>>58366058Not buying your bags, fuck you.
>>58366068See you at a billy, I've been telling people to buy since 30m marketcap, not all of us are gonna make it I suppose
>>58366078Thiswhat an stupid tard lolIf he puts 10k now he will have 100k soon, but noooooo "I missed the 100x therefore I won't buy"But in what crypto coin can you get a guaranteed 10x like this?
>>58365597No its not. All crypto gains are taxed as capital gains no matter how long you held for. 10% if you earn less than 50k, 20% if you don't
>>58366040>/vt/umor was the fudder all along You people don't have salvation.
>>58366106>But in what crypto coin can you get a guaranteed 10x like this?In literally any coin during bullrun.
>>58366118why don't you guys just open banks in switzerland then?
>everyone selling once APU reaches a billion>not realizing this is the year of THE HALVINGShort sighting will cost you a lot.
>>58366158selling? I think we have a misunderstanding here dear old fren.
>>58366123>>58366106Nobody in the right mind would put a gran given the circumstances at the time. The dev admitted to scamming everybody on his own telegram, deleted social medias and even had coordinated bots to damage control on /biz/ around the CMC listing. WHY the fuck did this shit take off will never make any sense I'm praying Bitcoin may correct 30% like it usually does around its halvening taking everything along with it including this stupid coin I'm not buying until I see pre MEXC listing prices.
>>58366190I've been reading more and more posts lately of people planning to sell at 1bn. None of them seem to have mentioned this is the year of Bitcoin's Halving.
>>58366194Bahahahahahaha
>>58366118yeah that period might only be for property capital gainsI HATE THE ANTICHRIST>>58366158I'm not selling till 10 billion
>>58366158Every halving has resulted in a record bull run, and a rising tide raises all ships. Realistically, the big memecoin of this cycle should exceed what DOGE did last cycle.
>>58366194The community and meme potential transcended the smelly brown handed dev
>>58366194The day of 42% is coming for you.
>>58366205Was going to sell some at 1b. That's changed. This could get to Shibas level. I'll start my ladder at 5B.
>>58366194having balls and being retarded pays sometimes
>>58365915
>>58366194uh sweatie I just bought 4k more at ATHjust adding to my bag
>>58366194cope, dude
Before, I always saw Apu as a silly little frog. Today, I recognize him as the holy icon that he is. Help Helper is taking us to the moon.
>>58366233This meme is evergreen.
this won't even reach 500M, will keep rugging to zero in two weeks
>>58366194I could say the same sort of thing about DOGE and look what happened last cycle. Trying to apply fundamental analysis to shitcoins is a retarded waste of time. Intuition would've told you that APU was going to be big when the community started piling into it.
Who would you listen? >deranged, autistic, clown holders sending APU to billions in mcap Or>some /vt/ user who thinks spending $500 on a message with red borders for some ethot behind an anime avatar is good financial advice Choose wisely. It might cost you YOUR LIFE...
>>58366227No, just being absolutely retarded. So retarded in fact it's enough to put any sane person into a mental hospital after witnessing what happened with Apu. >Funny internet meme token with a stupid smiling frog, let me just throw money at it!Yeah I'm seething like a motherfucker but there's no way to vent except through you faggots. Nobody will ever understand, good luck explaining to somebody you're having a bad day because of a stupid frog.
>>58366227>being retarded pays sometimesYou need to embrace your inner retard. Overthinkers get rekt.
>>58366254>keepsorry, when did it start?
>>58366277checked and true
>got rugged today>see Apu still rugging upwards>still green because of Apu even with the money I lostkek this autistic frog is alright.
>>58362588FUN at $1 is real fud, gonna be the main payment method of DeFi by the end of 2024
Uhhhhh guys?Who knows anything about Cobo Custody?I just checked the community tnx's. The wallet has sent money to another wallet that almost exclusively sends money to the Cobo Custody wallet.I went to Cobo's website... BitMart next??0xccddA1B3...17e12fCCA
>>58366275>good luck explaining to somebody you're having a bad day because of a stupid frog.
>>58366147It doesn't matter which bank you use but where your permanent residence and tax office is how retarded are you people holy fuck
>>58366319KEK
>>58366302bellcurve? I bought into that too buddyapu heals all pain
>>58365597I have never heard of that one before. Are you sure it applies to crypton?
>>58366315>Uhhhhh guys?>Who knows anything about Cobo Custody?>I just checked the community tnx's. The wallet has sent money to another wallet that almost exclusively sends money to the Cobo Custody wallet.>I went to Cobo's website... BitMart next??Based.
>>58366338nah just capital gains on property, rip
>>58366334I don't even know what a tax office isbut if you're a neet you can easily just cash out a bit and pack up your shit and move to another country, especially if you have EU passporthow small minded are you people holy fuck
>>>58366315>Uhhhhh guys?>Who knows anything about Cobo Custody?>I just checked the community tnx's. The wallet has sent money to another wallet that almost exclusively sends money to the Cobo Custody wallet.>I went to Cobo's website... BitMart next??>0xccddA1B3...17e12fCCA
FUD sidelinors lost opportunity to buy at 100m and 130mFUD sidelinors lost the opportunity to buy at 200m and 300mFUD sidelinors will lost opportunity to buy at 500mFUD sidelinors will lost opportunity to buy at 1BWe will go to 10b
>>58366337Yep. First time dabbling into real low-cap shitcoins with that one and APU.
>>58366306just wait until the casinos are onboarded. the guy who worked on starfox is on the team
>>58366420I put 0.42 eth into itcould have just bought more apuplan was to get a quick 5x and swing back into apuplan failed, punished for greed
>>58366352Hahaha lmaoJust moving to another country doesn't count as changing your PERMANENT residence you tard.You have to live for months if not years abroad and yes this also applies within the EU or the country of your heritage will send the police to you.So the only chance is to fuck off to some country that wouldn't support your homeland with enforcements because of political reasons like if you move to China but who does that
According to 5G, there's important eyes watching the tg group now, which is why he's so hellbent on punishing anything that's not Norman friendly as of late. Could it be exchanges?
>>58363803Everyone was asleep
>>58366454Perhaps if you suck his cock you will find out
>>58366439I can apply for non-resident status in canada and get it in a very short amount of time, I am also a German citizen and as such can buy real estate anywhere in the EU, I can go buy a small house in Slovenia and open a bank account there, since I'm a non-resident in Canada I don't owe them any taxesand if you don't have residence somewhere then they can only assume the place you're living in now is your permanent residence, no?I think you're just a natural cuck, you cuck yourself with limiting beliefs and you always believe the lawman boogyman will prevent you living freely, I've been stepping over boundaries and breaking laws since I could walk and talk and always been getting away with it, because I know the strongest barrier exists in the minds of the masses, weak minded people like you are the police of your own life, your own grey, bleak, miserable and pointless existencewe need you though, you guys support these structures that the open minded can use to our advantageso carry on mr. npc
Wow
>>58366454Likely, it's also very important to our perpetual growth that normies aren't put off, it's not a difficult concept
>>58366487Ok nigger
Frens, dont forget that even those without apu are frens as well! We are a kind and helpful folk around here. So if anyone comes in feelling down because their bets didnt pan out. Do not mock them, give them a hug. It's what a real fren would do! Spread the love to others and you will recieve in kind!
>>58366524instead of searching for solutions to problems (there are always solutions to every problem) you just focus on and enlarge the problem in an attempt to claw people down into the same weak, limited set of thinking you espousetry to expand your limits of thinking and potential of action and you will live a better life
>>58366334but going back to this point, since you act knowledgeable about the matter,if I were to open an account and deposit funds in switzerland do you think they would report the event to the canadian revenue agency? I thought the whole thing about swiss banking was confidentiality
>>58366547Ok honestly I wish you good luck but I know people who lost everything because of tax evasion including jailt. German
>>58366544'ate normiesbut I'll let them buy my bags
>>58366382>will lostFuck off streetshitter