/biz/ - Business & Finance

sell XOM asap

>>58365066
Buy Apple you fools

xom bros wtf

>>58365085
>BuYMws9k
very bullish ID for... MWS, the real estate ETF?

>>58365104
idk man I don't really like the look of RE right now.

is drinking while wfh a sound investment strategy?

>Euro Farts up 10%
>US Farts down 3%
What a day

>futures
https://youtu.be/JodqPUi9KHs?feature=shared&t=3081

Lower Highs
Lower Lows

Market correction in progress, please be patient.

>>58365132
buddy check volume

BRK-B bros…

you bought calls right anon?

>>58365135
ticker for volume computers?

>>58365135
I want to watch this again, what do I search?

>>58365132
Long Vix futas

resonance and fractals

>>58365149
Fuck, I bought shares.

Anyone holding uuuu ?
I hate this crab

>>58365149
Fuck I bought shorts on puts

>>58365149
I bought milk and bread

>>58365153
price action vs volume. today volume is dry yet some trending stocks are price high. in another note, MSTR is going higher but volume is dry

>>58365168
UEC here

>>58365194
Get a load of this rich motherfucker. I bet you bought eggs recently, too.

>>58365197
no I mean the "buddy look at apple computer!" viseo

>>58365211
dunno what youre talkin about. im retarded

>>58365224
BUDDY

>>58365119
lol
Guess there is now a market for US fart over production. Time to load up on more farts

>>58365211
Found it

>>58365224
Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfhIX8jm3W4

why cant I make arc trendlines

>>58365115
Up to a certain point, a light buzz can make for good insight. Sloshed trading is a road to ruin though.

Weekly reminder that I could HEEM and outcook anyone itt.

>
>Reuters
>@Reuters
> Conscription was never abolished in Germany, just suspended. Could that make it easier to bring it back in?

>@Andreas_Rinke
joins the Reuters World News podcast with the latest on the conscription debate https://reut.rs/4azOgML

Kek, doesn't matter. I started playing World of Warships last week. Germans overwhelmingly camp around, hide and are not aggressive which makes me so fuckin mad. And no, they don't win like this, they lose. And russians can't stop typing in kyrillic.

>>58365268
This whole public testing of the idea of returning to conscription really isn't going well.

>>58365237
Found the longer version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBnmye9aQWc

>>58365233
WOAAHHHH LOOK AT DAT

>>58365263
Cancel all drink orders!

>>58365233
only know this buddy
>>58365237
thanks

>>58365237
LMAO what the hell is this

>>58365287
Maybe I should finish AC7 this weekend.

>>58365268
Nothing Ever Happens. Vodka Niggers have no incentive to attack a nato county beside a 9/11//china flue//Pearl Harbor like artificial "happening" that the majority is going to ignore anyway

Why is spy dropping

>>58365294
Eh, never finished that one. older ones where better.

>>58365234
Joe Biden b& the export of LNG retard, but go ahead and load up.

>>58365321
Every one except Assault Horizon. I'm still ashamed of that stain on my Steam account.

is it time to buy XOM?

snip, snip, I was slurping the dip
long calls on a wednesday all night, yeah
the hub bub, just relaxin' getting dubs
thinkin' everythin' was alright

well i opened my account
and I was shocked to see
all my positions were arockin
jumpin round, up, down, on me

and baby, snip snip
I jumped back into bed
Well, how was I to know
There was a party goin' on?

>>58365331
kek

>>58365326
Paused, not banned.
There is no legislative text that says that LNG exports from the US are foreverever never going to resume. Maybe they wait for Euro farts to break 60, would be a fucking hilarious profit

Is buying one of these structured products for single stocks like NVDY a good idea? Seems a good play in a crabbing market when NVDA stays in a range.

>>58365352
https://suno.com/song/25fde597-b4de-42d7-9280-3efe38d1c558

https://suno.com/song/10589e3c-1227-4098-8ca8-f40bbfe43042

>>58365378
never a good idea, unless its an asset you cannot acquire for legal reasons, like nuclear material.

>>58365368
>implying Joe "I can't wipe my own ass" Biden would do anything to help the fossil fuel industry in this country.
You're an idiot, but it's your money so I won't stop you from wasting your time.

>>58365368
its not going to, stay away from nat gas

>>58365252
I have the same problem lol

>>58365397
it paid out 9% last month due to the IV on the options. these Yieldmax guys have been around for a little while, I don't think they'll rug

Market is really overreacting to the death of OJ.

>>58365234
No, we will just freeze to death (haha)

>>58365344
There's a 30% chance it can go lower today based on its current yearly performance. If you really want it go for it, but only put like 1/8th or 1/16th of your buying power toward it.

>>58365326
perhaps you should re-read the legislation, it's not banned to export to Europe

>>58365268
German Bundeswehr doesnt have the manpower and the infrastructure to conscript lmao
Its not impossible but it will take like a decade

>>58365307
I also think that. It would be stupid to attack NATO for Russia. Ukraine was simply possible because it isn't/wasn't NATO.

remember anons, the real gains are in the gym and in the mind and in the love of your family

>>58365425
Never. Its too volatile to stay away and 1.7 is too cheap still.
>>58365442
diy

>went all in on a dying postal service stock
Maybe I'm just not very smart

BA and Apple are both big time buys after they pullback a bit further around $160-165

>>58365492
Bro we warned you about Workhorse.

>>58365469
> the real gains are the love of your family
The mountains will crumble and the seas will dry up before my parents will admit that they've done a single thing wrong in their entire lives. There is nothing to gain from family.

>>58365505
sorry anon, i know how that can be, but my point remains the true gains are within yourself and how you choose to perceive the world

RIP ENLV and fuck ENLV shill

>>58365469
based and self improvement pilled

>it's another crab day episode

>>58365461
Nuclear MAD clown world politics basically work like that. You can get away with doing literally anything you want if you're a nuclear power, as long as you can put the ball in the other guy's court and shift the weight of starting the "real" conflict on them. Then game theory dictates the other guy needs to choose cucking out and letting you do what you want, because the other option is nuclear armageddon.

For example, Russia and/or China can just casually microwave burgers with the Havana Syndrome raygun at 3rd party countries because even if they were caught there would be basically no consequences lol.

why are my calls going up? i thought bobo was here to rape my folio until expiry. just goes to show you, the market only cares about business expenses, not consoomers pricing.

>>58365533
>make gains within
>realize the world is overrun with niggers and run by jews
I just want to go back!

>>58365496
Not that company but follows my stock eeril close..
It just needs to go up one cent for me to make a 100 buckaroos. I'll probably need to hold for like 6 months and the s&p needs to crash because somehow it's anti correlated to the s&p. But if that happens I'll be doubling my money haha
I-it'll happen any day now, right?

>>58365567
>why are my calls going up?
buddy look at VIX computer

>>58365553
you are bringing the arguments why everyone should be able to purchase nuclear weapons.

>>58365583
how do i read vix? its at 16.5 and up 2%, what does that mean? sorry for being stupid

>>58365553
That's the thing. You can retaliate and there is the chance the nuclear power will not use nukes as it would very likely highly damage their reputation and lead to economic and social isolation. The US could get away with it, cause it was the US and it was WW2. Another nuke won't be forgotten or forgiven. Only if it is in sole self-defense.

>>58365599
you look at the forward curve, vvix and short volume

cant wait for the retards saying VIX is inverse of the S&P 500

VIX is inverse of the S&P 500

Wasn't the market supposed to crash? Why do you guys keep lying to me?

>this pump
They're just doing it to murder bobos at this point.

>>58365632
If they weren't such cunts every time the market sheds 1%, I would feel bad.

>>58365164
>posting that corrupt commie

>>58365642
Listen, my Senator McCarthy folder is limited.

TOTALER KREIG

>>58365615
thanks ill look into this more with these starting points.

>>58365615
why does uvxy not have options chain today ?

>>58365488
just buy at the dollar, dude

Iran will nuke Israel. All of Israel.

you do wear your trading armor right anons?

>pumping with confirmed sticky inflation and all-time high prices

Oh, it's a golden bull. That's surprising.

>>58365672
>pic
that's actually hot

>>58365672
>the perfect woman doesn't exi...

>>58365573
dont take the black pill, i just went for a hike in the state park just north of my house, the most beautiful weather and there were zero niggers or jews there.
If you gotta live around them it better be to make enough money to move

>>58365703
>dude, if you go to the literally unpopulated wilderness you can go back to 1950s demographics
The absolute state.

Robocop shareholder reporting in

oh God... I think...
I'm...
RECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERING

>>58365658
start here, everything you need to know explained in simple clear terms
https://cdn.cboe.com/api/global/us_indices/governance/VIX_Methodology.pdf
>>58365666
i have no idea santa. since tuesday everything is weird.

>>58365720
just make enough money to live somehwere nice simple as, that's the game, if you live in an inner city shithole and refuse to move dont cry about it

>>58365679
This board is just bots and shills I guess. I haven’t seen any genuine market discussions. Just banter about oil and ng. I’m tired bros.

>>58365754
The market is gay, therefore it is fake as well

>>58365754
peepee poopoo

>>58365754
some anon, maybe an llm said it well yesterday. /smg/ is future retail, Cramer past establishment

REUTERS - Powell's Revelation: Stock Market Surprises

Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell stirred controversy today with candid remarks on the stock market's true nature. Addressing a high-profile economic forum, Powell initially reassured audiences about economic resilience before delving into an unexpected discourse.

Acknowledging the market's exuberance, Powell highlighted its susceptibility to sentiment and speculation. As anticipation mounted, Powell dropped a bombshell: "the stock market is, in essence, fake and gay."

The revelation sparked a whirlwind of reactions, with #FakeAndGay trending worldwide. While some criticized Powell's choice of words, others praised his candor.

As the dust settled, Powell reiterated the Fed's commitment to data-driven policymaking, leaving investors pondering the implications of his provocative statement.

>>58365657
I can only hope this to be AI

>>58365066
can you hunt crabs with a pistol? just curious and I know there are some Americans around these here parts

>>58365754
The crab brings the dumb

>>58365741
thank you

>>58365168
>Anyone holding uuuu ?
>I hate this crab

Why is it soaring now hahhahh

>>58365754
>He doesn't understand how to unlock the wisdom of 4channel
NGMI NWGMI

>>58365797
REUTERS - Powell Mires Gains: "We're so back"

sorry too lazy to write a hitpiece I'm going to go for a walk

>>58365801
It depends. In the United States, we actually have laws on record that say that as long as a species has been deemed "invasive", then you can hunt and kill them as much as you want without repercussions from the government. This includes animals like pigeons, snails, sea urchins, lionfish, Chinese carp, etc. For crabs, though, you don't really need to hunt - you just throw out a cage filled with bait and they walk on in.

>>58365801
If they come on land, sure I guess. But usually you drop some Crab Traps in the water and "catch" them.

>>58365855
>Chinese carps
Yeah fuck those disgusting animals. They shit up our natural ecosystems and destroy everything that's good. I hate how they look and their garbage way of life. Fuck their carps too I guess.

Riding with Biden
Am trans if that matters

>that feel when you enter the bathroom immediately after your gf has just had a huge shit in there
I really need the line to go up, so I can get a place with two bathrooms

>>58365879
Amtrak Joe loves trains
invest in railroads

>>58365855
>sea urchins
>tfw no cute sea urchin girl I can pay her education for and she marries me after finishing high school and has 10+ children with me

>pay halal guys 14 bucks
>their platter fills me for a day
>avoid spending money, make a sandwich at home
>hungry like 2 hours later
Why is 'home food' not filling at all? What am I doing wrong while trying to avoid spending money on lunch?

Invest in beef futures.

>>58365896
>he doesn't dunk his head in the bowl for a deep lung full inhale
least degenerate poster on /biz/

>>58365906
He sure doesn't like train unions lmfao

https://www.ft.com/content/359a02c5-39be-4e46-8b92-0dddc89013f8

IMF CHIEF: It's so over

>Global economy faces decade of weak growth, warns IMF chief
>Kristalina Georgieva calls for measures to boost productivity and lower debt to avoid ‘tepid twenties’ era

>The global economy faces a decade of “tepid growth” and “popular discontent” despite avoiding a much-feared recession, the IMF’s managing director Kristalina Georgieva has warned.

>“The sobering reality is global activity is weak by historical standards and prospects for growth have been slowing since the global financial crisis,” Georgieva said, explaining that “inflation is not fully defeated, fiscal buffers have been depleted and debt is up, posing a major challenge to public finances in many countries”.

What should I buy?

>>58365921
Excess bean oil in restaurant food. You're eating unhealthier when you order take out.

>>58365855
>>58365856
>use crab trap
but what if I really hate crabs and want them to suffer?

>>58365945
farts

i told u bout dem put/call ratios senpai

>>58365921
Bread is not as filling as rice and vegetables.

>>58365921
Peanut butter will probably solve this for you if you can stomach it.

Can anyone tell me why KVUE dropped?

>>58365968
What fart tickers should I look at

>>58365983
Watch out for seed oil peanut butter some of it is literally vegetable oil, peanut mush, emulsifiers and beet sugar.

NVDA wants 900

>>58365844
Checked. The internet has been dead a while though. It can be demoralizing>>58366025
at time

JPM says people should invest in oil and not gold, so should I invest in gold?

hey where are all the NVDA bobos? did they rope?

>>58365945
>avoiding a much-feared recession
>US prints so much money that everyone experiences a 20% inflation
>w-we avoideded recession guis!!
I'm pretty sure we're just going to be fucking ourselves for longer..
Why the fuck are housing prices still not going down. Why the fuck are groceries so expensive. I haven't gone for fast food in a year or so and honestly with these prices and that quality and that level of service, fast is all it is. It's not even food anymore. Why did the boomers get a cute White girl waitress selling a 1 dollar menu with a smile and some love on top while working a 10 dollar an hour job and I get an illegal who can't speak English selling a 15 dollar menu who looks like he hates me and himself while I'm working a 15 dollar an hour job.
This society can go kys.

>>58366011
TTF

will spy break 516 today?

>>58366046
Why the fuck would NVDA perma dip? They literally sell shovels for AI.

>>58366080
I bought calls yesterday against my better judgement, so it fucking better.

>>58366054
a retired boomer can get 10% yield on this market without much risk, with $1 mil in an IRA, that's $100k to sit on their asses and torment zoomers.

>Didn't buy the NVDA dip

>>58366098
idk ask the retards who thought it was going back to $500

>>58365066
Nice fake PPI you got there

>sold NVDA calls too early again
it keeps happening

>>58366128
>he didn't believe in the NVDA bull flag posts
i can tell you're still in negative figure hell

>>58366054
They could have fixed inflation by rasing rates hard and the US going into a minor recession. They opted to guarantee the US goes into a depression so the government can only look mostly like shit so biden has a shot at 2024 reelection. Pretty sad desu.

>>58366114
And yet my boomer old folks never 'trusted the stock markets' so gave to the banks for a whopping 2% yearly return :')

CAM ON TSM SCAR SOME FAKKING GOALS

>>58365469
But anon, I don't have a family of my own...

>>58366162
>will spy break 516 today?

Reminder that when /pol/ was making threads about NVDA it was LITERALLY the 950 top signal.

>>58366152
don't be myopic, the real plan is to transition to CBDCs globally, everything is a means to that end

>>58366174
>pls respond

what in the holy fuck is going on with OMQS?? up 60% and check the fucking volume

>Recession hits
>Buy tons of stock on the cheap while everyone panics to sell like in march 2020
What's the downside?

>>58366152
First thing I learned is that economies go in waves. Up as people overinvest and shitty companies get propped up, and down as those companies can't deliver and eventually go broke. Some people lose money, but on average people win. If you never take the hit down, you're just building more and more on companies that aren't actually profitable. Ever.
Recessions aren't bad. They're necessary to shed dead weight.
>>58366182
I agree that they're going to be perma pushing cbdcs but I don't understand how that will avoid economic issues? Money is already just a number on a screen, how will making it even more a number on a screen help anything?
The West is losing its economic power while BRICS is only getting bigger. At some point they're going to call bullshit on our economy and the rest of the world will too. Literally our only advantage was a homogeneous society with high intellectual culture which both have been destroyed so we could have a diverse society with lower class non-natives who don't care about our society..

>tfw I missed the generational bottom this morning
I thought there'd be more panic selling over PPI

>>58366182
CBDCs don't erase debt. This argument has always been silly to me. Sure we can use a different currency but we are still in the hole trillions

>realty income had a 16.84% revenue growth y/y in march
>12.86% net income increase
>21.87% operation income increase
>118.86% net change in cash increase
holy fucking shit
I look forward to this company just flat out owning all stores in the future

>>58366239
Losing your job.

>>58365168
I've been holding UUUU for over a year now.

>>58366264
How can one lose what one does not have?

>>58366240
BRICs nations still fear the US military might despite it not being so. Nobody is enlisting anymore and zoomers said they would go to prison before picking up a rifle. Our military is what keeps most the world using the USD. If a BRICs nation calls a bluff on our military, that would be interesting

generational bottom, for SQQQ

>>58366054
This just seems like a long winded way of saying you are poor.

>>58366239
It can dip for years if the recession is bad and can take years to get to breakeven.

The AI revolution is going to take a shitload of capital and a shitload of energy to get going. Own big tech and big energy or be left behind

SKYT will beat earnings, right guys?

30 year bond auction in 5 min bros

>>58366332
The SKYT meme is still alive here?

>>58366345
Hope it's a good, well bid auction with no problems

>>58366345
LTT have risen a lot the last two months
Get ready to see the interest on the debt keep climbing

>>58366351
Memes never really, truly die here
There's still some occasional AQB and Garbage Don posting from time to time

Can SPY go up already

>>58366345
if the Fed has to step in and buy any of this dogshit, it's over

Wait, people seriously buy other things outside of stocks and bonds? I thought it was a joke.

>>58366351
They've been bagholding this whole time.

>>58366372
I haven't seen DOLE in a while, though.

>>58366372
what ever happened to Gayhorse Silver?

>Market keeps going up even though economy is stagnant, CPI is going up, rate cuts aren't coming.

>US 30-year average mortgage rates have 7% again, per Bloomberg

not again

>>5836618two
the end can't come soon enough 1pbti shill.

nothing ever happens

>>58366409
They were redeemed

Boeing is a buy now, right? So much bad news, but effectively irreplaceable on the market for at least a decade. They have years of manufacturing already reserved, too.

>>58366424
the wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round
round and round

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS ROUND AND ROUND
FASTER AND FASTER
WOBBLIER AND WOBBLIER
ALL CRAB LONG

>would you like to know more?

NVDA from 836 Tuesday to 900 Thursday.

>>58366461
maybe i was a bit early

>>58366403
I posted DOLE yesterday actually.

>>58366424
rate cuts are a red herring, higher rates actually helps companies with high cash flow. Liquidity is what matters and the govt is pissing all over us

>>58366331
Such as?

WHAT WAS THAT

$AAPL CHADS
$TUP CHADS
WE PARTYING TONIGHT

>>58366465
>Sir, please I will pay you to go into this room and pee in a hole. Yes?

>>58366363
I have calls

WTFWT?

>>58366488
you just had to remind me of that creature

>>58365168
been holding for like 2 years lmfao

>>58366320
if you weren't poor you wouldn't be on a somalian ice demon summoning forum

>>58366486
farts, diarrhea and cancer rocks

i want to dominate lael brainard's holes

He forgot to FEED when others SNEED

>>58366424
market != economy
You're investing in corporations, whose job is to scalp and squeeze retail. Market then evaluates how efficient corporations are at doing their job by either buying or selling their shares.
I don't believe that so many people still don't get it.

>>58366500
this new juliet is by far the best
only a racist would disagree

>>58366500
>1968 juliet
I remember being in highschool. EVERYONE got boners and drenched watching this movie for 5 days. The sexual tension amongst us was through the roof! Good times.

>>58366486
easiest is etfs: VGT and VDE or their equivalents from other brands.

>>58366483
Damn, it's true, nothing ever truly dies here.

>>58366516
delete this

30y auction was good enough to keep the mumu train rolling

>>58366504
>>58366271
Im unironically holding since february 2021

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NOl42NK0KE

we're so back

>>58366555
Checked but its no Kirby's Air ride Item bounce. Still good though.

>>58366484
Problem is more and more troubled companies will fail under high rates, which further tightens liquidity. However it's great for us debt since the wage demand spiral from tight us employment will support it.

fuck i paper handed my spy calls before it started mooning

why can't I sell a call on my calls
you can't explain that

>>58366488
>TUP
people can't afford leftovers anymore.

>>58366550
>10y closed the gap
>20y+ selling like hot cake
>tlt under 90

>>58365168
bought some UEC myself, might slurp blackberry if it goes down again

Is this going to be a bull trap?

LFG

I told you to buy how many times and instead you sold.
Why are you retarded?

>>58366575
those are called compound options

>>58366488
qrd on $TUP? looks like another failing company.

>>58366565
holy fuck
i can feel my ancestors clippin' coins as they collect bets for how many times Christ will be stabbed on the cross

>>58366500
For real? I mean, she is not the right one:
1. because it is in italy
2. she's objectively not beautiful


Also: Bostic speech, is he gonna heem the market?
>2 cuts 2024
>no, maybe 1
>actually no, 0.
>

>>58366571
that's why you stay away from small-mid caps in index funds. You have to do research to find hidden gems.

>>58366597
oh yeah? well I cum pounded ur mom last night

>>58366589
>Inflation re-accelerating
>thinking things will become cheaper
no

>>58366597
>option on option
>pay two premiums
Why?

what happend to the guy holding 100k worth of intc?

This can't be happening.

>>58366579
not quite to an inflection point yet, when 10y hits 5% time to worry. But it's something to pay close attention to

>>58366516
Poor Little White MILF

We are hitting 520+ today aren't we.

WTFWT?!?

>>58366627
>>58366627
YOU DIDN'T BUY CALLS YESTERDAY?! YOU DIDN'T SELL YOUR PUTS THIS MORNING?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW CAN SHE PUMP?

>>58366640
BIDENOMICS
>dick ridin biden

>>58366621
go to a bank with a big bag of money, ask them to do something that they think will make them money and they might just get you a new product to do it

>>58366605
gme 4chan meme, ignore it

>>58366628
I don't see 5% happen anymore. The rational thing is to expect nothing happening, no rate cuts this year and maybe even a mini hike to spook the market looking at inflation. The irrational thing of rates being cut because of a sneeze is more likely. Powell alluded to it last press conference, the top of this cycles interest rates is likely reached

>>58366664
Oh shit what up Mike?

>>58366684
kek i wish but its a great example that everyone knows

>>58366610
I'm currently hunting banks that would be distressed. Valley was falling like NYCB yesterday but I don't know why yet.

>>58366666
>he ignores gains waiting to be gained
ngmi

>>58366712
back to your containment thread baggot

>>58366351
The analysts like it.
I think it will do well.

I bought,

>>58366718
>tfw no /tup/

>>58366737
Red dildo forming right on cue

inflation is up, lets pump up the prices

last 2 years of the stock market have been nothing but inflation pumps, LFG

>>58366781
>lets pump up the prices
How about instead we...
PUMP UP THE VOLUME
PUMP UP THE VOLUME
PUMP UP THE VOLUME
https://youtu.be/w9gOQgfPW4Y

Intel the only thing holding soxl up today ?

>>58366666
digits confirm
>>58366712
i don't see it happening anon even if it's to bait redditors into buying (and there's better memestocks for that too).

>he isn't buying the 400 year Dutch tulip dip
NGMI

>>58366852

>>58366065
Are you trying to shill me a font?

that AAPL pump though
good on them for mentioning AI a little more

very girthy pummp , can you fEel it

>>58366781
Prices go up. Wagies demand more money. Costs go up. Vroom vroom fucker

>>58366862
maybe

GL BROS

>>58366908
HALF OF TEXAS JUST DIED

I'm up 3% in my 3yo PLTR position. Should I sell?

>>58366871
I can feel the love tonight
How it’s laid to rest

Is there upside for SHOP? I think AMZ's retail arm is dying. When I shop online these days I go DTM and pay via shopify or stripe.

LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE

>>58366951
I swear I've seen this one before.

>>58366951
it's like anuddah shoah

>>58366951

Reverse H&S forming on SOXL, PT 52 dollars by tommorow

>>58366951
Same timing as big floyd. I don't get how they die from asphyxiation. Are there big old gorilla noses just for show?

>>58366951
picture looks like AI, especially the upper half

>>58366951
can't even blame boomers if they believe it's staged, the exact same shit in an election year, lol

>>58366951
again?

>>58366951
watching the white liberal cities get burned down was kino. Looking forward to another chimpout

>>58367000
ta on a derivate etf prices set by computers? lol. lmao

AAPL is just doing a prank, right?

>>58366951
I CANT SNEED

>>58367049
what are they doing?

>>58367047
stay poor non believer

>>58366666
You mean the one that worked?

I got some hot sticky inflation in my favorite pair of underpants. Any idea how to get it out?

>>58366859
i was already baited into buying TUP once a few months ago so if i'm gonna do it again i'd like to see some reassurances that the stock price will rise.
>>58366951
>footage is from 2 years ago
suspecting that the story is being pushed by zionist/jewish NGOs to divert attention from israel. if the BLM organization becomes active again that will basically confirm that it's a false flag.

>>58367087
Pump or Print I reckon.

>>58367083
i am 2x all in 600k though

>>58366500
>Cast the ugliest gorilla nigger they can find in a crystal clear attempt to generate buzz
>You retards fall for it anyway

>>58367053
mf you made me kek

today was not the day to fuck with IWM instead of SPY

>>58367068
Pumping over 3% without permission.

>>58367093
I did the same thing. I have 300 shares of tup and some leaps and I can't help but feel mildly retarded.

>>58367093
im long term DCA'ing about $100 per month
i expect this to simply be a long term play where leadership gits gud + a return to tradition
im fully willing to lose what i put into it if they happen to go bankrupt
the play is just too good

>>58367114
btw i also have an alart for .75 where i will put in a little bit more than my monthly allocation
i anticipate it will bottom around there before it begins it's long climb up
but i could be wrong so that's why i want to start DCA'ing now

>>58366630
>520

>>58367114
do you even hear yourself? Verbatim gme baggie script, clean it up

i wonder what the bobo ack count would be if it just shot up another half percent suddenly

>>58367128
i got into gme at an average cost of 3.5 and sold at 40
actually had a joke exit order at 420 but i wasn't high enough to forget about the gains

>>58367130
there isnt enough bobo liquidity to hunt. spx on 4h is one succession of "barts" and inverted "barts" indicating a market as dry as your moms pussy

I got a stop loss set on my SPY position

Crazy swing from 512 back to 518, but its struggling to get to 520.

Honestly to me it seems like the market wants to go lower. I'd like to see SPY at around 480, that would be a healthy retracement. Keep in mind SPY is up 25% in one year, so its technically overbought.

>>58367148
I'd lay off the doombull shit then (sec, cisa, finra, nsa,etc.) like a good goy.

>>58367130
I wonder what the CISA ack count would be if the 10 year yield hit 6%.

Shitcoin market, gj Fed.

The ENTIRE cpi drop retraced in 4 hours
I'm tired bobros

bought calls at open, sold at 517 for measly gain, kms

>>58367165

i should have bought the dip

>>58367167
At least you didn't fuck up and not buy calls at all like me

Just sold SPY at 519, was this the generational top? time will tell.

lets get SPY down to 450

>>58367185

>>58367185
This is the lowest SPY will ever be from now.

>>58367114
only way i could see TUP rise if a recession actually happens (people want to save money eating at home so they buy tupperware)

>>58367195
The Final Dip™

>>58366666
that shit was so inorganic and forced, people wanted to know what ryan cohen meant with his tweet about the phone call with a once great brand and a fuckton of redditors just posted "tupperware?" with no reasoning

>>58367195
*until November

>>58366666

Sold my calls. Made 160% profit. Might turn right around and buy a put tomorrow

One (1) confirmed lower low since October.

I'm starting to think cuts being bearish is the real thesis and hold is bullish.

someone bake

>>58367180
There will be more.

>>58367233
all gaps will be filled

>>58367254
lewd

Baking...

>>58367226
Wow if you can do that 9 more times you'll be a millionaire. Good luck bro.

>>58367287
>if you can dot that
already have; no luck required

>>58367294
>>58367294
>>58367294
migrate

>>58367301
KWAB

>>58367301

>>58367301
I haven't seen thread trolling this advanced before

Big green dildo up my ass

ok are we gonna get a real bake?

Wheres that jew baggie I want to tell him I hate him

>>58367301
came here to say, fucking lol. great job, anon.

>>58367361
Yeah, where did his dumb kosher ass go?

Raking

>>58367367
Good
Fuck Canadians

>>58367366
probably raping children and baking bread out of their blood

>>58367373
keep the party going

>>58367366
>>58367361
He looked at the solar eclipse without the special glasses. He's blind now. Burned his eyeballs right out.

Went to halal guys, I can't stand feeling hungry.