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futures...

PPI will be inverse CPI and we will poomp today. I have spoken.

It's joeover

WTF EU CAN'T PUMP

Why the fuck are we down overnight?? Who are the paperhands faggots who always sell when the US markets are closed?

>>58363658
It’s Joest begun

Sell Amazon

feemalian brapstinks

>>58363668
the fuck is this referencing

>>58363658
biden just mandated lower inflation data. we will poomp.

do you want to see a powder keg explode within a month?

>>58363675
war. war never changes

>>58363675
Fallout

God Bless XOM

I solded

>>58363639
NYCB is going to 0

>>58363657
Fuck you. My puts are going to print bigly.

>>58363681
shorted to death?

https://www.ecb.europa.eu/press/pr/date/2024/html/ecb.mp240411~1345644915.en.html

11 April 2024

The Governing Council today decided to keep the three key ECB interest rates unchanged. The incoming information has broadly confirmed the Governing Council’s previous assessment of the medium-term inflation outlook. Inflation has continued to fall, led by lower food and goods price inflation. Most measures of underlying inflation are easing, wage growth is gradually moderating, and firms are absorbing part of the rise in labour costs in their profits. Financing conditions remain restrictive and the past interest rate increases continue to weigh on demand, which is helping to push down inflation. But domestic price pressures are strong and are keeping services price inflation high.

The Governing Council is determined to ensure that inflation returns to its 2% medium-term target in a timely manner. It considers that the key ECB interest rates are at levels that are making a substantial contribution to the ongoing disinflation process. The Governing Council’s future decisions will ensure that its policy rates will stay sufficiently restrictive for as long as necessary. If the Governing Council’s updated assessment of the inflation outlook, the dynamics of underlying inflation and the strength of monetary policy transmission were to further increase its confidence that inflation is converging to the target in a sustained manner, it would be appropriate to reduce the current level of monetary policy restriction. In any event, the Governing Council will continue to follow a data-dependent and meeting-by-meeting approach to determining the appropriate level and duration of restriction, and it is not pre-committing to a particular rate path.

>>58363681
Where do you get short interest information?

>>58363666
>666
Noted

>>58363657
called it :)

JUST

>>58363639
Honda and Meta are all you need to make it

PPI 0.1% lower than expected. Lmao great call anon >>58363713

also previous >>58359401

>>58363717
Core PPI is 2.4% which is much more concerning.

the fuck was that

CMON PUMP IT UP

EU YOU WEAK SHITS, LAGARDE, DO IT

>>58363698
Essentially what I am betting on. Have 5 itm puts in my Roth with theta out to May.

>>58363724
>OHHHH I'M CONCERNINGGGG
Shut the fuck up

When are we going to get the china collapse youtube keeps telling me about? various shills have been promicing millions of dead chinks every year. i am owed a communist refugee waifu.

>>58363731
She didn't, see >>58363702

PUMP RIGHT THROUUUUUUUUGH DAX TO 18200 ONE LAST TIME

>cpi up
>ppi down
huh

>>58363738
Why do people on 4chan only talk about the China collapse narrative and not the American and European collapse narratives? Zeihan himself put out a hysterical "TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL EUROPE COLLAPSES" video just recently. What if it's all just fucking horseshit?

>>58363736
It's okay to lose money anon. Inflation will continue accelerating due to wage demand and high rates spiraling through this year until the crash after election season when JPOW begins to signal more hikes.

Finance media is spinning the PPI as positive. Great job bears, all that doomer fud was wrong again.

>nvda

what's up with the futures pump?

>>58363700
as I said, exploding powder keg
>>58363710
fintel.io

>>58363753
Oh I didn't know that being up 116% over the last year was losing money, dang that's crazy.
>More rate hikes
Lol this is the most retarded thing bears have come up with in a long time, desperate even

>>58363661
crabbing like hell
I've taken out my money away from american stocks and put them into euro stocks that are effectively anti-correlated with the S&P :^)
I want to see american stocks kill themselves

noob here
firstrade or schwab?

>PPI down
>Jobless claims down
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>58363750
it's not down, it's flat MoM. Shit doesn't go down anymore

>>58363767
You won't show portfolio/trades so why would anything you claim matter?

>>58363738
>little bitch fucking big White cock

C'MON GOGO 18150 IS POSSIBLE

>>58363738
China's just going to stagnate, those "two more weeks" videos are stupid as fuck

>>58363752
Because 4chan is mostly made up of contrarians living in the West who only see its problems and not China's, and also have only seen those thumbnail compilations not knowing that those same channels also put out tons of videos about the imminent collapse of America, Europe, and sometimes even India and are just general alarmist bait.

>>58363783
>PPI (March) 0.2% EST 0.3% PREV 0.6%
That's down.

BABA bros we're back

So the gap between CPI and PPI means that companies are benefiting from inflation, right? That sounds bullish

>>58363806

jesus christ

>>58363806
right, I was looking at the core

>>58363765
>fintel.io
Which level do you have?

>>58363788
The file name will tell you what to do with my cock

Bullish inflation news, face-melting pump incoming

NOOOOOO this was supposed to be le big crash

>>58363811
it's always been like that. It's pure price gouging but everyone won't publicly recognize that

bullrun saved

Weimar Cataclysm
Slop Debasement Apocalypse
The Zogmageddon

Sold my shorts last night before close because I had a feeling the market would do a retard pump on PPI data

>FED’S WILLIAMS: INFLATION MOVING TOWARD 2%, I EXPECT FURTHER BUMPS.

>FED’S WILLIAMS: INFLATION TO STAND AT 2.25-2.5% THIS YEAR.

>FED’S WILLIAMS: I EXPECT UNEMPLOYMENT RATE TO RISE TO 4% THIS YEAR.

Bears befukt

>>58363834
But then interest rates increase cost pressures for businesses, because of increased financing costs, and it would be beneficial to lower them? Jerome unironically did it

>>58363845
I have a nice strangle that will likely sell the call on the retard pump, and then I sell the put after it crashes.

I am financially bored.

>I long
>set positive stop loss so I don't get into negative
>hits it
>I relong
>repeat
>I don't go long
>Dax start going up finally sustainably
Sons of bitches

>>58363857
So it's stagflation then.

>>58363756
>the media is mediaing
>This means bears were wrong

More likely weekend happening?
NYCB collapse
Or Iran v Israel hot war

>>58363857
Wtf does he mean with
>moving toward 2%
???
It literally moves in the opposite direction

>>58363874
the bears when yet another moral victory (but no money)

>>58363883
>win
fuck

>>58363868
Since 2000 the average yearly inflation has been slightly above 2%. Bears have generated their own expectations that are objectively divorced from reality.

buy NVDA. buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy.

>>58363875
feembraps in my mouth is guaranteed

buy
natural
gas

>>58363824
bro that shit is free, I don't have to pay anything for that information. although it looks better than investing.com so that's that

>>58363876
Okay look I know you're European and retarded but you can zoom out just like everyone else

I should've held my calls overnight

>>58363876
it's all about the general trend, and it is obviously going down. this market is fucking unstoppable.

I bought at the end of the day yesterday, went 80k into the market, how was my timing?

>>58363922
you bought at the generational bottom. congratulations.

>>58363922
you're the greatest ever wow

>>58363922
ignore bears. literally just ignore them, and you'll make a shit load of money.

>>58363922
Breddy gud it seems like

The threads move too fast when NA wakes up pls slow down

>>58363639
Lel is this pic AI?

>>58363897
try looking at a chart before making up some dumbfuck opinion and presenting it as fact newfren

>>58363936

>>58363908
You fuckin retard again. It's not moving towards 2%. It's moving. SEE THE NUMBERS

>>58363752
the china collapse narrative is pure fud designed to heem you into selling or buying or shorting chink stocks and then getting dicked
the chinese are the jews of the east
they're probably the ones spreading those messages
the cia are okay with it because they want china to look bad/worse than the West
>>58363800
China is objectively a hellhole, same with Russia. It just doesn't want to destroy its own people like the West wants to do. At least not as much. Chinese population destruction comes mostly from the desire to create a bug society. Russians are still coping (after basically 1000 years still) that they're not an actually great or respected civilization and no one really cares about them. They're like armenia but big.
The West is just retarded importing muslims and blacks and pretending they don't cause issues and when they do talk about those issues it's all 'b-but whites did colonialism so it's okay if a white girl gets raped!!!' bla bla all perpetuated by jews and their black pets who only want to rape white girls.
>Verification not required.
No didn't think so.

lumchads? how we feeling today

>>58363939
It's not made up, go back like 2 smg threads and you'll find the chart I'm referring to

>>58363937
yeah lol, Bing image generator

>>58363901
Sorry chud, I only buy brapgas

>>58363922
>Shiller PE ratio at levels only seen before massive crashes
>decides to jump in with all his savings
Bulls are so fucking retarded. You people have literally no concept of fair value.

>>58363908
Btw, look. I know you're american, but I know when it comes to a race discussion you will resort to
>I'm white, my greatgreatgrandparents were english/german
No, you are a mutt. End of story.

>>58363954
>MUH PEEPEE RATIO!!!!!

>>58363943
>MUH NUMBERS!!!!!!

You guys will never figure it out and I will laugh at you the entire time

let's goooo

>>58363949
I'm literally looking at you being wrong, you think I care to go through the archive to find some cherrypicked garbage to make you feel better about being objectively wrong? lmfao

SAAB is live
>https://www.saab.com/about/corporate-governance/shareholders-meeting/annual-general-meeting-2024

>>58363955
Hey man get the fuck out of here with that shit, unironically

>>>/pol/

Fucking faggot

MUSIC STATUS = STOPPED (JUST SILENCE)

>>58363639
Boomers got paid 100k a year to make shitty doodles like this.

>>58363966
You guys are so consistent with this - you ask for numbers, you're given numbers you don't like, and then you just stick your fingers in your little ears and say "nah nah nah you're wrong!" like a fucking child. Keep it up dumbass.

>>58363954
everything i bought is undervalued, im not buying into AI shit at the top of an obvious bubble with 1000x PE
Everything i bought, pretty well diversified across sectors has a 7-15 PE and has been treated poorly by the marker the last couple years, besides BP, which i believe is the most undervalued oil major by a long shot. Gonna buy more BP today

>>58363972
Oh, now you cry after trying to insult me based on my ethnicity/origin?

yo what the fuck just happened WE ARE RIPPING.
SUBMIT ALL ORDERS!!!!

>>58363910
Will Apple ever recover after the Vision Flop?

you bought calls right anon?

What's the case for NYCB going to zero? thought the jews saved them

What is Lagarde on?

the good guys are healing

>>58364008
all banks are going to zero. with the upcoming CBDC bailout there will only be one bank, the FED.

>>58363963
>fundamentals just don't matter bro!
It's funny how every single bull market produces retards like you. Like an excitable child, you see line go up and jump in, thinking line will always go up. Then when the markets crash (and they will), you'll blame everyone and everything but yourself.

>>58363982
OK fair enough. You'll do quite well I think.

>>58364006
Think it's gonna take a while for people to forget about that one. Plus the car they dropped after like a decade of work. Their new thing is home robots supposedly. Apple doesn't seem to do anything new these days, they just chase trends and they're really late to the party on home automation/robots. I dunno.

>>58363858
No the interest rates increase cost pressure, which are passed to consumers, which keep buying into them. This will stop when the consumer won't be able to keep buying avery fucking thing OR if the companies stop price gouging (which they won't). So prepare for rate hiking

>>58364006
i think there is little upside left in holding it, and the company will just stagnate for years and continue to bleed out real talent. happens to a lot of companies that get complacent.

>>58364050
So literal "IRobot"?

>>58364006
also note that i believe nvidia will be the new tech mega index like apple was, and it will balloon in value even more because of it

I will be averaging down INTC

>>58364014
>linere (linear)

>>58364046
thanks, sadly us proper valuation bros lose to manic bubble bros

>Mr. Jerome why you no cut?

>>58364065
Yeah...kinda funny. Companies started calling shit "iThis" and "iThat" to piggyback off them, and now that Apple's trying to get into the robot business, iRobot's already been established as a brand for like 20 years, kek.

>>58364079
>We need to save Biden's Re-Election

>>58363995
I don't need to try, you insult your heritage enough by coming here every day and saying some of the most retarded bullshit imaginable.

>>58364031
Fundamentals DO matter you fag, that's why all these companies that make mountains of money and sell future tech faster than they can make it are doing great while bears whine about peepee ratios. But I must be doing terrible, right? >>58363826

WHY ARE WE PUMPING ON NO NEWS
AAAAAAAAA MY PUTS

>>58364098
Buy calls and sell before EOD.

>>58364079
>>58364092
ok so if what Oqueefs video says is true, Jerome powell hates trump and is gonna save the rate cut for an October surprise... to help biden win??
CAPTCHA: TGTJP

>>58364094
Apple has been flat for like a year.

>>58364098
No news = no bad news = we pump

>>58364098
PPI is news I suppose but this is just aggregation. There is a TL just above us. This is mumu bait I believe.

Just a quick pump so I can dump, that's all I ask.

>>58364094
Lmao, that's exactly what you do, but without insulting your heritage, since you have none, except Consoomerism.

>>58364098
No news is bullish
Bad news is bullish
Good news is bullish
Mixed news is bullish

>>58364126
See >>58363826

>>58363955
Mixed Americans are just called "black." Most "African Americans" are about 75% African.

LAGARDE: WE ARE NOT GOING TO WAIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS BACK TO 2%

Lol and bears think the Fed won't outdo the ECB

>>58364144
They are cracker/gorilla hybrids.
A genetic nightmare.

>>58363901
Sorry, I bought high, now I'm going to sell low

>>58364132
I don't care about your money

>>58364130
So who the hell keeps buying?

>>58364110
what if what the doomer anons say is true, and that the real bottom wont be found until after he does finally cut rates?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>58364092
Cutting rates would drive the market into the stratosphere and ensure a second term for Biden. You drunk?

>>58364192
>14:30:00
BUY BUY BUY

>>58364172
That's because you hate to see that I've been right this entire time lmao

>>58364192
good bot

>>58364186
>>58364193
weve been in strange position where bad news is good news and good news is bad news, I havnt fully wrapped my head around what the repercussions of this will end up being.
I think for now we are in some kind of rate purgatory that for whatever reason is pumping the markets,
Who knows, maybe 5% basis rate or whatever it is is actually the healthiest possible interest rate and we have found it by accident?

all that schizoposting like a faggot just for it to be green today
got a quick 1% from my calls, thanks for playing the game faggot

>>58364209
We are still speaking of inflation now. What you're doing is
>muh dick
You are shifting the topic of discussion. It does not invalidate that inflation is high, higher than expected, not disinflationary etc.

But since you are american, and I've seen how your politicians discuss, I know you are not capable of more.

My stocks are blood green at open. I forgetted, is that a good thing

>>58364222
He is a shill or a retard. We are hopefully getting tlt'd today.

NVDA broke above the crossed 9/20 EMAs on the daily. If it can hold by EOD then that is bullish af

>>58364192
Well done!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwkvQ9tau8o

>>58364222
>Inflation is high
It's objectively historically average
>Higher than expected
PPI was literally lower than expected today

You ignore all of this and then rage quit once the next leg up happens. It's okay bro you can switch sides any time.

Inflation data was already priced in, the market will continue to fall.

>>58364217
i mean the soft landing was already declared publicly... maybe we should actually believe her bros?

>>58364192
more accurate indicator than that stupid dot. we're back in balance. BUY

>>58364261
It might be average but the point is that the goal is 2%. It is to rebuild trust in the Fed. After years of +5% inflation, 2% as a goal is necessary to keep inflation in check and rebuild trust in the state and its institutions in controlling price increases and devaluation of money and goods.

PPI is irrelevant, as the Fed looks at CPI. CPI hits the consumer, the people.

I literally longed today. But now I wait for the next short opportunity.

>>58364282
She also said she was sorry and wrong about inflation being transitory. Wait a few months.

>>58364192
>30:00

>>58364192
:00
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED

>>58364282
>pic
something tells me I should not trust high verbal intelligence grifters

i wonder how many years in a row bears will be wrong this time

>>58364288
>the point is that the goal is 2%
Okay and you're ignoring the plain fact that the US rarely sees 2% exactly and over the last 24 years the average yearly inflation rate has been slightly above 2%.

And if the Fed wants to maintain trust it will do what it said it will do this year, which is cut rates. They didn't have to say that officially, but they did.

why wouldn't they wait for 2% to cut, is money printing that necessary???!?¿

>>58364321
Depends, how do you count 2022?

>>58364345
i'm here to antagonize, not think

what's going on with this crab?? I need my fix

>>58364323
-0,1% inflation in 2009 after crash

>>58364342
Because if inflation is 2% and the federal funds rate is over 5% the real rate of inflation will be negative

>>58364367
Oh wait, one line is red, should have been green 2020.

>>58364367
Okay??? What about it???

Do I buy UPRO with my house equity line of credit?

>>58364374
and why is that bad

>>58364380
You are literally the infamous pidgeon you could play chess with. Imbecile

>Okay and you're ignoring the plain fact that the US rarely sees 2% exactly

>>58364199
>>58364246
>>58364287
>>58364298
>>58364304

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back

why cant I see the options chain for UVXY?

is MSTR a good buy right now with such low volume?

>>58364094
>But I must be doing terrible, right?
>LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY I'M MAKING BY PARTICIPATING IN THIS BUBBLE BRO!!!
>I'M A GENIOUS

>>58364282
real wage increase of 1% following real wage decrease of 40% the past 2 years, Look were helping!

>>58364235
kek watch it be another fakeout pump into -10% dump EOD again.
I still have PTSD from Red Friday

So yesterday's worries have been negated today and we're back on track for 6 to 9 rate cuts still to come in 2024, right?

>>58364374
>real rate of inflation
lmao what you call "the real rate of inflation" is the negative of the real interest rate. There's no such thing as "the real rate of inflation", your "negative real rate of inflation" is just a positive real interest rate which is a historical normal and isn't in any way a negative kind of inflation.

>>58364192
We're back

>>58364389
You aren't saying anything man. How many of those yearly averages are exactly 2%? Add them all up and take the average and tell me if it's exactly 2%.

>>58364386
Deflation can result in lower wages and production

>>58364406
No clue. I wouldn't worry about it lmmfao INSHALA UVXY BROS WE MADE IT!!!!!

i need the dip. i'm tired of my limits not executing.

China bros we have our reversal at last. Im five digits deep in YINN

UVXY is 35$ today mumu bros up 700%

>>58364383
Consulted the Magic 8-ball, pic attached

>>58364422
It's not my concept retard, that's just what it's called when you subtract CPI from the Federal Funds Rate. That is literally the entire point of rate hikes and rate cuts, to affect the real rate.

>>58364434
>Exactly 2%
You really are retarded. The goal is 2%. It doesn't mean it has to be exactly 2%. How the fuck are you going to achieve that anyways in perfect? Mental gymnastics

>>58364446
i wanted to buy more though... it'll be back down tomarrow, right?

where is everyone.

>>58364298
YOUR WAIFU A SHIT

>>58364453
I don't even know what the point is that you're trying to make my guy. You're saying "inflation is too high" but then showing a chart that demonstrates very clearly that the current rate of inflation is in line with or even lower than historical averages. You're also making a huge assumption about which time frame the Fed is operating on, which is pointless since they don't say what it is on purpose.

So the Aurel Hizmo video pretty much confirmed what we already knew, yet we still press on.
WAGMI frens.

>>58364455
I think we'll have a slow crab up over the next weeks until we accelerate. But 3 digits are absolutely possible this year

Banks falling through the floor finally. Based. Why though?

What do you call this pattern?

NASDAQ BROS WE ARE SO BACK, BOBOS ON SUICIDE WATCH NVIDIA TO TH MOON

Why are none of you talking about uvxy being up so much and the options chain got removed. This market is freeer than hell.

>>58363876
Du und deine Bildschirm-Schnappschüsse.

line go.... down?

>>58364413
>the 30yo boobler

>>58364453
If inflation is low.. they cut rates. If inflation is above they hike rates. Fed doesn't want to hike because it's an election year and they believed they had hit the mark that inflation would fall fast enough that they could cut rates to prevent long term financial tightness. Now they have fucked around and will find out.

>>58364469
she's starting to get that plastic surgery look. sad, just age gracefully

>>58364469
WTF she looks like the mom from That 70s Show.

>>58364487
>red Friday
Red Friday
>red Friday
Red Friday

Watch it’ll be similar to red Friday spilling over to Thursday and we end up with -10% eod

>>58364110
October would be too late to have any meaningful effect. Probably have to be in June or July. And even then...
It took like a year and a half for hikes to actually affect the economy.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPEN

Goodbye smg.

What kind of weak ass pump was that? Why are we red?

>>58364522
>two more weeks
two more weeks
>two more weeks
two more weeks
>two more weeks
two more weeks

>>58364469
this cunt is busted as fuck

>>58364540

>>58364545
Good number is not enough to have immediate rate cuts, therefore we go red

yields going up up up up up

Had a dream last night that banks collapsed. I think thats a buy signal.

>>58364560
yup. there is a 30y auction today that can end badly

>Richmond Fed's Barkin Earlier Said Latest Inflation Data Did Not Increase Confidence That Disinflation Is Spreading In The Economy; Latest Inflation Data Looks Like It Did At End 2023, With Goods Prices Falling, Shelter Moving Sideways And Services Increasing; Fed Is "Not Yet Where We Want To Be" On Inflation, Though "Headed In The Right Direction" Over A Longer Time Frame
Sounds like a roundabout way of saying no rate cuts anytime soon

this is my town, scrub

>>58364540
>>58364555
You think I'm skimmin' off the top, MUMU?

>>58364587
Fed was desperate to give Biden a slam dunk. Now they will just wait and dump it into Trumps lap if he wins.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>58364587
and the europoors are gonna cut soon.

>he didn't buy the bottom of the NVDA bull flag
>he's missing out on profits RIGHT NOW
pathetic

hot women forcing me to eat their asses while my natural gas stocks keep rising

>I got hired by a dividend aristocrat company
>now get to buy it at a 15% discount
oh baby

>>58364587
>Latest Inflation Data Did Not Increase Confidence That Disinflation Is Spreading
>Fed Is "Not Yet Where We Want To Be" On Inflation, Though "Headed In The Right Direction"
This type of rhetoric is nonsensical. It's heading in the right direction but not increasing confidence? Lol these assholes suck

>>58364592
Hate this little fucker like you wouldn't believe.

>>58364555
>>58364595

howareya moes

>>58364624
Means jobs not done so expect the dot plot to reflect rape cuts not happening

My ENLV just got proper fucked.

>TSLA
its so over

>>58364478
You're delusional anon China is a sinking ship

Why wouldn't the Fed et al. come together in private to fabricate the economic data they release and then act accordingly in public with statements etc?

>>58364550
PTSD is more like it. I’m still scared and it just feels like something big is about to happen anytime

Maybe it’s just nothing

fake market btw

>>58364700
This feeling could well be intentional anon. Hedge, but don't over index on it.

>>58363713
This aged like semen.

price bouncing like a pogo stick over here. i might actually make money on my stack of condors

what's a good buttcoin etf

>ex-dividend day
>dividend was 0.05% of price and was actually better than historically
>price drops 5%

I will never understand this sort of behaviour.

>>58364745
>i might actually make money on my stack of condors
not as much as the broker who is collecting 4 sets of fees on your 1 position

>>58364748
mstr. dunno yet when to buy tho

Did jobless data happen?

>mfw in cash but it's mostly still euros

>>58364772
october 2023 happened.

dump some more XOM I want to slurp

>>58364784
prove it

>>58364772
Yes, I am a jobless

>>58364794
It's true. I was there, in October 2023.

>>58364592
There's a new sheriff in town. *CRACK*

>>58364810
prove your real and not just a bot

PUMP THE DAX, CMON

WTF WAS THAT SELLOFF at 10 am EST? German banks heemed

Everyday on CNBC theres a new story on how great Denver and Boulder are. What are the elites trying to tell us?

>>58364815
Something something simulation simulacra.

biz bros. save me and let's take over patrick bateman's sigma coin on solana. Need to make it off here soon

>>58364804
You don't have to work? That's a good thing

>>58364842
Well my unemployment just ran out. Should get my final deposit today or tomorrow. After that, I'm living on savings... so no technically I don't "have to" work, but I would like to

patrick bateman is the man

>>58364760
Company loses money when it gives out a dividend so the price goes down a bit.

Don't know how people aren't making money in this market. Literally just buy calls on tech companies at sensible premiums and you'll make money. It's that simple people.

>>58364824
Denver is an official Heeb trading post to strengthen their ties between LA and NYC. Hence the reason CO sucks now.

Should I just slurp BRK-B while rate cuts keep getting pushed out?

Closing down again today and tomorrow.

OJ Simpson died. Bullish or Bearish????

>>58364824
>>58364862
You guys don't understand the degree of glowniggery which happens here.

>>58364871
Nothingburger
I'm gonna rewatch the Naked Gun films though

>>58364713
RIP Trevor, you were too based for this clown world

>NVDA
Oh hey bears that's sooooo weird!

>>58364871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSYeU2fUDG8

>>58364833
prove anythings real

>>58364904
Oh shut the fuck up you college freshman.

>>58364764
yeah have to go balls deep to make a few hundy.

>>58364895
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?! NVDA IS TOO HIGH B-BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK

>>58364895
>>58364919
>he didn't believe in the NVDA bull flag story

>>58364833
Go away Baudrillard, you're dead

>>58364871
RIP JUICE

>>58364871
>OJ dead
Bullish for cocoa

>>58364914
prove that im a college freshman

PUMP EU, YOU NAGGERS

>>58364871
Did he murder himself?

>>58363949
Lol what were the keywords or whatever? Like "economy, greedy"?

>>58364950
I mean, you might not be, but if you're out here with ad infinitum intro philosophy tier questions, then you might as well be.

I shorted PSFE, DB, TEX, and CGC,
I was right about all of them, and I'm gonna be rich.

>>58364958
He was suicided

everything extremely blood red except for tranny tech.

>>58364970
Philosophy is gay

>>58364982
prove it's gay

>>58364982
Hakuna Matata

PLAYBOY SISSIES?!?!?
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE REPORT STAT?

Good time to slurp more ROOT

>>58364994
>Pfizer

>>58364986
I had to suck my Philosophy professors cock to get an A, this proves that philosophy is both fake and gay.

>>58364857
Gone down way beyond the value of the dividends though.

XOM sisters.....

>>58365010
Yeah, that's rather gay.

>>58364979
Amputate dong or your gains are gone

>>58364997
Damn. I was gonna short that fucking thing too.
I chickened out, and now I'm kicking myself.
My CGC put makes me feel better though.

>>58365010
QED (quickly eaten dick)

Europe being weaker than the US might actually signal to you, that rate cuts might indeed be bearish. Cause look at europe today, and compare that to the S&P.

>>58365032
>he doesn't savour it

holy....
fuck....
im smitten

baked, and please stop crabbing
>>58365066
>>58365066
>>58365066

>>58364986
>>"Philosophy (φιλοσοφία, 'love of wisdom', in Ancient Greek) is a systematic study of general and fundamental questions concerning topics like existence, reason, knowledge, value, mind, and language. It is a rational and critical inquiry that reflects on its own methods and assumptions."

Loving other men's thoughts is objectively gay

>>58364871
“If the casket don’t fit…”

>>58363834
>it da ebil compamies!
Reddit swerve

>>58364986
Early philosophers from Greece. Totally gay.

>>58364760
dividend harvesting bots

>>58364534
>It took like a year and a half for hikes to actually affect the economy.
but not the markets which react overnight

>>58363639
BRK.B ...i am disappoint

>>58363675
The downfall of Netflix, Amazon, Disney and all other woke garbage companies that like having sex with children.

>>58364986
>>58365171
Philosophy was built on having sex with young boys. To be or not to be on Epstein island, that is the question. If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, will anyone see you on the flight logs?

>>58366558
Poem anon passed away. i.e. charlie munger is gone. i.e. The architect of Berkshire is no more.

>>58367415
damp eet it is