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$0.001 end of thread. 10B is fud. The coin for all frens.

>> No.58359347

>>58359306
Very nice image.
Thread's theme btwhttps://youtu.be/V1j5lzT2pVU

>> No.58359356

>>58359306

what was pajeetus reasoning of leaving a moonbag? if he wanted to rug why don't sell everything, why keep 2% of the supply?

Im seriously starting to believe this coin is cabal and it was all orchestrated

>> No.58359365

Frens, do you think our AVI frens will recover soon? I hope they make it too!

>> No.58359366

>>58359356
>Im seriously starting to believe this coin is cabal and it was all orchestrated
...duh?

Which is why I feel sorry for Blue Apu holders who think their token is going to 50M. Hell, I'd be surprised if it even tops 10M. The reason Apu pumped was because of a single Pepe whale and probably pajeetus pumped it with his rug money. Blue Apu doesn't have a Pepe whale to pump it up, so it's not going to go anywhere.

>> No.58359368

>>58359365

no kek

>> No.58359373

W A G M I

>> No.58359377

>>58359365
We won the war. We're the chosen one to run this bull cycle. The rest will go the way of bonfire and such.

>> No.58359378

>>58359356
To make money if the community takes over just as it did?

>> No.58359385

>>58359366

I think if pajeetus didn't rug we honestly wouldn't be here, maybe he is based after all

>> No.58359389

>>58359368
Don't be like that. We are all frens here!

>> No.58359391

>>58359378

if he believed the community was that strong he wouldn't have sold to begin with

>> No.58359395

>>58359366
This. >>58359385
It's called the butterfly effect.

>> No.58359400

Sharing the Apu radio a fren posted in the other thread

https://vocaroo.com/1iUKNeBIj7rP

>> No.58359403

>>58359356
Cool im glad i signed up
Idgaf what the cabal does- this is the coin for all friends and it's rugging upwards pleasantly
I wouldnt be surprised if it ate all the top 20 meme coins except OG P.O.W.

>> No.58359412

>>58359395

ithankyoulater pajeetus

>> No.58359422

To the parabola poster saying this looks too perfect: have you considered that apu is THE coin for this cycle? meme coins are giving the most returns, and apu is the greatest meme. Sometimes it really is that simple.

>> No.58359424

>>58359356
You always leave a small bag in case of unexpected moon. This is crypto 101

>> No.58359428

>>58359412
Maybe he wasn't that bad after all. In the end, he did tag "youwillthankmelater.eth" on Etherscan. Maybe it was always meant to be like this.
Much like Satoshi and Bitcoin, Ryoshi and Shiba.

>> No.58359439

>>58359356
just incase

>> No.58359448

Just wanted to say that I love my frens. That’s all
I don’t even care about the whole getting rich shit anymore
If apu goes up I just feel comfy inside and can go on with my day

>> No.58359458

Can we get an updated stack list guys, feel like every meme coin has that stack ladder. 100m doesn’t feel like a sui stack desu

>> No.58359468

I've gone from low 5 to nearing 6 figures in a fucking week

>> No.58359470

>>58359400
lmao these pop songs have me dying

>> No.58359472

>>58359428

so he is based after all, fucking hell

>> No.58359479

another new ATH boys!

>> No.58359499
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58359499

I see we passed the 5K holder milestone, volume is picking up nicely too

>> No.58359505

Is this what it felt like when shib started mooning?

>> No.58359506

$45k buy. Also just noticed we broke 5k holders.

>> No.58359526
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58359526

Another hour, another ATH. Image being Andy & Brett's fluffer instead.

>> No.58359541

>>58359505
As someone who's sidelined SHIB until almost hanging on a noose, yes.
This time, I feel the opposite way though.

>> No.58359542

there is something intentional and uniquely 4chan about this coin.

If you've been on biz for years there's an instinctual draw to apu the coin, a familiarity that the rest of crypto eg crypto twitter wont understand.

Then there's pepe, which has done well and is the most central meme, but then the VCs come in to do inorganic rebrands for Matt Furie's other characters and its cringe as fuck. For example the red character became Avax's mascot, and Brett is blue so he became base's mascot.

Then there's the dissonance that the pepe holders couldn't post Apu, or has been conflating apu with pepe in order to post more meme content. Now that's coming home to roost as normies start to distinguish between the two.

Anyways, this is THE /biz/ coin.

>> No.58359548
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58359548

1B MC TODAY
ITS PREPROGRAMMED

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.58359567
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58359567

Im I to late to buy in?

>> No.58359575

>>58359567
Nope

>> No.58359586

>>58359567
No we haven’t even hit 1b mcap. Ape in right now

>> No.58359587

fuck it I'm gonna put 1k (it was for a stable like kaspa) into APU

lets go frens

>> No.58359593

ITS RUNNING AGIAN GOGO GO

>> No.58359596

>>58359567
hop aboard, we're just getting started

>> No.58359608
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58359608

>>58359587
Bros, APU just saved my marriage. My wife said she’s finally proud of me and she’ll leave her boyfriend

>> No.58359628

>>58359575
>>58359586
>>58359596
can I get a qrd on how
>t. /biz/ newfag that only stated browsing after the Yotsuba stock exchange

>> No.58359642

>>58359628
Open a wallet like metamask, buy some Ethereum and swap it on uniswap

>> No.58359644

>>58359628
At the stage we are right now, APU can easily do a 10x.
1k turns into 10k
10k turns into 100k
100k turns into a million dollars.

In fact, at the speed it's going, I wouldn't put it past me that a 10bn mcap run could be in the cards if t1 exchanges pick it up.

>> No.58359650

>>58359356
bro...this is what I've been saying even before the rug. there's no way I would have bought into this coin if I didn't think the sniper wallets were probably the dev, cause it never would have been able to pump otherwise. everything about apu's rise has been intentional and done well. shib was the same way. I had a feeling in my gut about this coin very early, and I'm glad af I went with it.

>> No.58359661

>>58359542
The great thing is crypto twitter hasn't picked up on it yet. The volume so far has just been biz and bots. Imagine the gigapump we'll get when ct starts buying. This is shib all over again.

>> No.58359672

>>58359644
At 10bn my investment would be worth 760,000usd. More than I would make in my entire life where I work... Hell, I would need like 15bn to have 1mil usd and I think that is very possible.

>> No.58359677

>>58359650
this is also why I will continue to hold and sleep easy. 200M is def not the top. I'll sell after the robinhood listing

>> No.58359687

we should say that 10m is a make it stack

>> No.58359692

>>58359661

There's been so many big buys today I feel like CT must be noticing now and loading up their bags before they start shilling to their followers. Big things on the horizon I think frens.

>> No.58359703

I'm about to take my AVI and dump it here too stop me please

>> No.58359726

>>58359703
>stop me please
No.

>> No.58359728
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58359728

WE GONNA HOLOCAUST A ZERO

>> No.58359732

>>58359703
Look man. There's probably VC whales caballing shitcoins like ANDY and LANDWOLF who literally gave up and are dumping on their respective charts to buy APU at these prices right now. We're talking tens of thousands of dollars. Hundreds of thousands in some cases.
And you think selling your bags is retarded?

>> No.58359734

So why is it pumping so hard, like are people shilling it on twatter and reddit or what cuz 5k holders isnt enough to pump this shit at the rate its going.

>> No.58359735

>>58359726
I'm gonna do it aaaaaagh

>> No.58359736

>>58359728
5,999,999 to go.

>> No.58359737

>>58359703
Do it quick before you miss out.

>> No.58359738
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58359738

>>58359728
Noooo we’re rugging backwards make it stop! I was told it was over!

>> No.58359743

>>58359734
>cuz 5k holders isnt enough to pump this shit at the rate its going
It is if the new holders are literally dropping tens of thousands of dollars each.

>> No.58359746

>>58359734
The theory is crypto Twitter and YouTube influencers are buying bags before shilling it to their followers.

>> No.58359747
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58359747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI

>> No.58359748

>>58359472
Nah he is a nigger scammer that deserves the wrench but apu has lore now

>> No.58359764

>>58359703

APU has almost no liquidity, that's why the price is going up so fast, but selling, it goes down just as fast. I've never seen such a high liquidity to mcap ratio, it reeks of disaster waiting to happen. You buy now, and you'll be in a world of hurt.

>> No.58359772

>>58359306
I am fucking killing myself, I sold 230m of this for $2,500 at the exact bottom of the rug. Holy FUCK.

>> No.58359777

>>58359764
HEAVEN OR HELL?
LET'S ROCK

>> No.58359780

>>58359764
Boden

590/4.4

Apu

248/3.4

>> No.58359787

PSA: they're pumping this scam because there are no organic buys. there are no organic holders. it is only the scammer and his friends. they will dump as soon as anyone buys. don't get caught

>> No.58359793

I think someone has to smack this fucking candle though, if it doesn't I don't know this is an ultra vertical giga move

>> No.58359794

>>58359703
Don't taunt us bro

>> No.58359802

>>58359777
CHEEEEEEECKED LES GOOOOOO LaMbO I AM RETARD

>> No.58359804
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58359804

Left is APU.
Guess the one on the right.

>> No.58359808

>>58359787
Fuck off, have you even checked the top wallets lol

>> No.58359810

>>58359743
Ok and where are these holders dropping 10s of thousands of dollars? Have you looked at the trade history? No new holders are dropping money consistently like that, those are whales pumping the price. Ive seen pump made by an influx of holders but this isnt the situation, apu has been floating around the amount of holders it currently has for a while so its obviously bigger entities buying this shit. Im glad we’re all making money but this shit seems off as fuck.

>> No.58359813

>>58359772
I sold 140 of my 180M holdings after the initial rug for around $2000 and basically broke even. Glad I kept a small moonbag, but still fucking kicking myself for dumping what would now be 6 figs

>> No.58359819

>67K buy
holy COCKSUCKING CHRIST this is fucking RETARDED
>>58359813
at least you kept some anon, it's not make it money but it's close to a sui bag

>> No.58359822

>>58359810
You know what, man. Sell. Take profits. Make it or bust, bitch.

>> No.58359830

>>58359804
Left is APU.
Right is PEPE.
We have almost ten times the amount of trading volume PEPE has; yet, Binance doesn't look our way.

>> No.58359833
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58359833

This chat looks like my penis right about now

>> No.58359837

>>58359810
Those are whales hurrying to get the fuck in before it gets to 1 billion

>> No.58359839

>>58359306
Up 20% since this thread was made

>> No.58359841

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

I WAS GONE FOR A *DAY*

AND THIS SHIT DOUBLED

>> No.58359850

>>58359841
Doubled? I'm up like 5x today

>> No.58359851

>>58359837
Let it happen. My eth is ready to buy.

>> No.58359860

>>58359850
I mean the price.
Last night it was in the 30's and now it's 72 and still going up.

>> No.58359867

This is really scary seeing this rise so fast while having not that many holders, is it exchanges buying in

>> No.58359875

>>58359833
Did you paint your penis green?

>> No.58359876

>>58359804
>>58359830

Sorry fren but Apu is still nowhere near Pepe's volume, you must be looking at only the Uniswap trading pair for Pepe, not Pepe's token across all DEX and CEX.

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/pepe/

That said I truly believe it's only a matter of time before Apu catches or even exceeds Pepe. At this rate it may not even be very long.

>> No.58359877

>>58359875
Is it wierd if I say yes?

>> No.58359887

>>58359810
Ive seen a bunch on anons over analyze apu and talk yourselves out of this the whole run up. can't help but feel a little bad for you. is this the first rising coin you've looked at this closely? the holder list, liquidity, trading patterns, etc? nothing is off about it imo, its been bullish the whole time. you are fudding yourself out of a make it play with midwit takes because you simply don't understand what your looking at

>> No.58359889

>>58359877
I've heard and seen weirder.

>> No.58359904
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58359904

This is starting to feel like shib , but we’re still too early

>> No.58359907

>>58359734
would be very much like those faggots to do that
I hate CT faggots

>> No.58359912

>>58359907
yes the ct guys are fucking niggers, they don't really share shit and just shill fucking garbage, someone has to dump on their ghey heads

>> No.58359914
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surely nothing could go wrong

>> No.58359916

When is le dumb? Dont say to me that I fucked it up by selling 2 eth worth on 245 mc???

>> No.58359919

>>58359734
twatter raiding has been crazy where the fuck you been the past week?

>> No.58359921

>>58359887
this

>> No.58359925

>>58359306
Fuck the nigger race apu wins

>> No.58359941

Just think about how many are waiting on the next pullback.

>> No.58359945

>>58359887
You have no idea what youre saying do you? Just because youre a cultist and dont want to look at apu for what it is doesnt mean everyone else cant. I got all my money in on desci and ai and im up way more whatever apu could make me. Putting money on this is a gamble because its a shitcoin, and just like other shitcoins its going to giga dump once the bull run ends or the whales decide to sell on the chuds like you. Dont talk to me about looking closely at coins like this because to do a deep dive on shit like this is to be a fucking idiot like you.

>> No.58359946

>>58359941
2.5 eth soo ready

>> No.58359950

>>58359914
again with the midwit takes. liquidity is defined by the volume, not what's locked in the lp. there isn't a race for the exits anon. $6.8M buy volume today vs $6.2 sell volume. price goes up, while weak hands sold off $6.2M. do you get it yet?

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frens i'm poopin

>> No.58359960

>>58359941
if it goes sub 200M I'll buy $20k more.

>> No.58359970

>>58359946
Hope you get your entry fren!

>> No.58359969

>>58359945
>seething sidelined smart investor who's well thought out responsible investments are performing like hot trash compared to a silly cartoon frog

I'm worried about you anon. Listen to some smooth jazz. Relax.

>> No.58359976

>>58359945
lets look at one of your coins then. any holders with 1% of the supply? whats the liq to mc ratio? I'm sure we could fud the shit out of it with midwit takes like you retards have been desperately trying to do here about apu for weeks. I don't care if you buy and am not worried about the "giga dump" so fuck off with your fake concern

>> No.58359978

>>58359960
I don’t think this is going back to 200M Anon…

>> No.58359980

>>58359945
>got all my money in on desci and ai and im up way more whatever apu could make me
>Putting money on this is a gamble because its a shitcoin, and just like other shitcoins its going to giga dump once the bull run ends or the whales decide to sell on the chuds like you.
kek it didn't take long for your mask to come off, why are you mad? feeling sidelined?

>> No.58359982

>>58359970
Not yet. Its dropping right now but im pretty unsure how long to wait

>> No.58359983

>>58359978
I'm fine with it. If it does, I'll buy $20k more

>> No.58359986

>>58359960
The last time to buy at 200M was 6 hours ago

>> No.58359988

>>58359945
This reads like the classic midwit novel, attempting to sound intelligent all the while saying nothing of value .

>> No.58359989

>>58359978
it will. I'm sure biz will cry about it rugging again tomorrow when it does too.

>> No.58359992

>>58359982
Decent dump rn

>> No.58359994

Which do you think the price floor will be after this pump? .00055?

>> No.58359999

>>58359994
.0006 I think

>> No.58360000

>>58359994
not lower than 65

>> No.58360010

>>58359986
I mean that's fine I got 150M APU

>> No.58360019

not a much bot action ive noticed

>> No.58360022

>>58360010
nice
that's a respectable stack, I am jelly

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>>58359687
what do you mean? that has always been the make it stack

>> No.58360042

>>58360000
checked

>> No.58360045

And it's starting to rug. Thanks for playing!

>> No.58360052

>>58359999
>>58360000
We really are the chosen one, aren't we?
This is just insane. KEK wills it.

>> No.58360058

>>58360029
everyone's been saying 100m is a make it stack
but 10m seems like you could make it as well
just need a $0.30 Apu hehehe

>> No.58360059

O N ITS RUGGING TO MORE THAN PREVIOUS ATHS

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>>58359306
Holy fuck I just woke up and now it's at 250mcap
Thanks so much for the frens who've been shilling this coin here for a while, thanks to you guys I made 200k
I will remember every single one of you <3

>> No.58360066

>>58360052
damn I didn't even see the 9's
yeah kek is definitely behind this one
no doubt anymore

>> No.58360070

>>58360059
IT'S RUGGING TO WHAT THE ATH WAS 45 MINUTES AGO. AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.58360072

>>58359306
We're #2 on dexscreener, behind uniswap

>> No.58360083

>>58360060
based

>> No.58360098

>>58359687
>tfw only 5m

>> No.58360117

>only dipped to 230m
KEK

>> No.58360119

thats it. I'm going to bed frens.

APU do NOT get lower than 0.00065 while I sleep pls

>> No.58360128

Frens i took half my stack outnat 0.0004 today, what have i done

>> No.58360138

>>58360117
guess no sub 200M slurp for me
>>58360128
you fucked up

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>>58360128
slurp the next dip

>> No.58360160
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58360160

I dumped, the chart looks like the start of PEPE. If you guys go higher, I'm happy for you and might buy back, but right now. Let's see what happens. Chart in image.

>> No.58360162

>>58360128
You willingly sidelined yourself.
Congratulations.

>> No.58360170

>>58360160
you fool

>> No.58360176

>>58359877
Checked and go for it, anon, sounds like a powerful ritual that can help Apu go even higher.

>> No.58360180

>>58360160
if this is Pepe we are only a third of the way up

>> No.58360183

>VC cabal whales are so desperate to get into APU they're actually rugging LANDWOLF to get more money to buy APU
I just cannot make this shit up even if I wanted to KEK

>> No.58360185

>>58359306
>$0.001 end of thread.
Lol maybe end of the week, i haven't loaded up yet. Just wait. $0.38 EOY. Screen cap this.

>> No.58360186

guys I went to the rub n tug today and it was great
she really combined the massage and the happy ending in a great way, didn't feel like two separate events, all together

>> No.58360189

>>58360180
also that was during a bear market, do you have any idea how well timed apu is for this bullrun?

>> No.58360200

>>58360160
Look at this guy's ID.
>Ap/khs
Apu/kill himself

>> No.58360205

>>58360170
>>58360180
I know but let's see how long it takes and what happens. Maybe people get trapped now. I'm sure this coin is going to 1 billion, but let's see how. If it shows the right signals - I'm right back in with double, triple the size to compensate for what I missed. Props to all holders yall are awesome

>> No.58360208

>>58360183
apu is a vortex that's going to absorb all the bullshit into its purity

>> No.58360221

>>58360205
good luck to you then, I feel more exchanges on the way ready to milk this cow in time for retail fomo

>> No.58360230

What was pepes peak mcap

>> No.58360236

>>58360189
This is one thing that I'm considering right now as an argument though. True, that was March 23

>> No.58360241

Optimally I would sit and watch APU now the entire night but it's so fucking late for me I need to go to sleep

>> No.58360258

I have a huge stack but was busy with shit today. WTF happened? Why poompa????

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>>58359732
>>58359743
>>58359746
>>58359837
>>58359867
>>58359904
The reason for crypto elite cabal insiders FOMO'ing into APU and letting go of their lesser coins is the same reason Phoenicians sacrificed their own children, and the upper echelons of society practice occultism.

There are certain limits as to what a group can make happen:
>[55:33] O tribes of jinn and humans, if you are able to penetrate through the zones of the heavens and the earth, then penetrate; you will not penetrate without authority.

In the same way there are certain limits as to what they can keep from happening on this earth, once a divine circumstance has been ordained.

To the observing eye, it would be easy to conclude that amongst APU holders, there are special "people" being given the means to accomplish an ultimate task. Memetic energy being what it is, draws these beings and guides their actions.

10 billion market cap is hardcoded at this point. The longer your body/brain makes you wait to buy APU, the harder your trials and tribulations will be when the time comes. That's not to say this is something negative or positive, it will just be a learning lesson.

Your souls have chosen this path.

What comes after 10 billion mc will be when the real game begins.

Enjoy.

>> No.58360280

>>58360230
About $4.5B

>> No.58360294

>>58360258
Was there some news that hit????

>> No.58360298

>>58360270
I'm so happy I got in at under $30M market cap, but I'm a poorfag and couldn't put much in

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>>58359306
>>58360185
Ai agreed

>> No.58360303

>>58360294
yes, the news is we are going to 50B

>> No.58360306

>>58360270
>10 billion market cap is hardcoded at this point.
I hold some apu, but you're delusional.

>> No.58360310

>>58360294
none, pure hype

>> No.58360316

>>58360270
The APU general genuinely has the most comical and funny bunch of fudders, schizos and autismos I've ever seen in the entire history of /biz/

>> No.58360318

>>58360270
thanks mcmahon poster
I like the cut of your jib

>> No.58360333

>>58360310
Pure hype? Really? Holy shit. Is it maybe insiders at cexs??

>> No.58360339

>>58360316
APU is the coin of destiny this cycle

>> No.58360340

>>58360333
your digits confirm it

>> No.58360344

>>58360270
undeniable based.

>> No.58360347

>>58360306
What were you doing when shib shibbed?
Why wouldn't this be $20B at peak hype
The timing is fucking perfect
The meme is perfect

>> No.58360348

>>58360316
It makes sense though. Imagine being a bizraeli who has saved hundred of Apu images over the years, saw $Apu shilled on day 1, and never bought..... Kek.

>> No.58360366
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>>58360340
They sure did, huh

>> No.58360379

>>58360348
I mean there was a ton of fud
>this is the 12th iteration, they all rugged
>dev holds 25% and is dumping on you
>dev rugged
>community sniped all the cheapies and they're going to dump on you
>bots are just farming eth on retards like you as this thing goes to 0
you had to be truly awesome to ignore it all

>> No.58360381

>>58360333
Insiders wouldn't pump that much. I'd say a mix of hype, fomo, and Asians.

>> No.58360382

>crabbing at .0007

>> No.58360384

>>58360270
>the fucking Egregore is about to intersect with our Universe and manifest into 3-dimensional reality
>it's a poorly-drawn cartoon frog

I feel like whoever runs the simulation is just screwing with us all at this point.

>> No.58360398

>>58360384
we run the simulation anon. its us.

>> No.58360407

I love you apu. I love you frens.

>> No.58360412
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>>58360270
fuckin saved

>> No.58360425

>>58360384
I had an insane LSD trip recently where some fucker dosed me with a bottle of acid (yes I don't know how many ml but a fuckin small phial)
I tripped so hard and realized I created this whole universe from start to finish, every atom, and every detail planned out to the fuckin period in every sentence, all painstakingly outside of time, of course not me as a human vessel, but the wacked out consciousness behind me who came up with all this shit, frogs n yoyos and pogs and beetlejuice n everything else. anyway when I came back to reality I realized that from now on every single thing that happens is the best possible thing that could ever happen to me, otherwise it wouldn't happen
it's been plotted from before time began bro
don't worry, you're on my side, you're good

>> No.58360432
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58360432

>this thread
Holy top signal

>> No.58360436

>>58360425
Isn't it ultimately best to exactly because we're all the exactly same person?

>> No.58360440

>>58360432
Fud

>> No.58360444

>>58360436
*best to exactly act selflessly

>> No.58360450

>>58360436
I don't know, I'm a solipsist who regularly lucid dreams, I'm still dreaming
but yeah, we are all creating this vision, just being seen by the One from different perspectives
>>58360432
it's the Chad Fad, keeps going up, like it or not

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A pasta was born today.
You are witnessing history in the making, frens.

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58360476

>>58360425
>don't worry, you're on my side, you're good

I... Wow, that's probably one of the nicest things anybody on 4chan has ever said to me. Thank you for your consideration, Anon-who-might-be-God. That's very thoughtful of you and on the off-chance that you're the modern day equivalent of the dirty beggar that's actually an archangel waiting for someone to be nice to him, I'll try and do a good job.

>> No.58360477

>>58360432
Possibly, but BTC halving is about to nut. Haven't even reached media attention yet.

>> No.58360479

>>58360425
>from now on every single thing that happens is the best possible thing that could ever happen to me, otherwise it wouldn't happen
This was Leibniz's whole philosophy and it's based af

>> No.58360483

looks like your PRECIOUS little pump has come to an end

>> No.58360486

>>58360432
>huge whales aping in en masse today
yeah that's what happens at the top right? not when it gets going? they're just all stupid whales ready for to be eaten by the small fish

>> No.58360491

>>58359764
if you are smart you'll be using the V3 pool to exit your position via single sided LP instead of market selling like a retard

>> No.58360496

>>58360483
Where's the anime slut

>> No.58360500

>>58360491
smart money makes all their transactions in person and direct. no exchange interference necessary

>> No.58360504

>>58360450
kinda sad though memories lost sir what you dont get you nvr remember :[

>> No.58360510

>>58360483
its alright, we should probably go to be anyway, its late here. see you guys tomorrow

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>>58360491
Is there a tutorial for that? I think i already asked you this in tg and you said no. But maybe you found one since? Cheers, fren.

>> No.58360525
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58360525

For reference, this is what fudders were saying exactly two weeks ago about our supposed irreversible M formation.

>> No.58360551

>>58360525
Keke I was in that thread. I love when I slurp the sweet sweet tears of fudders.

>> No.58360557

>>58360066
Checked
And he spoken again
congratz he likes you too..

>> No.58360560

>>58360425
>I had an insane LSD trip recently where some fucker dosed me with a bottle of acid (yes I don't know how many ml but a fuckin small phial)
>I tripped so hard and realized I created this whole universe from start to finish, every atom, and every detail planned out to the fuckin period in every sentence, all painstakingly outside of time, of course not me as a human vessel, but the wacked out consciousness behind me who came up with all this shit, frogs n yoyos and pogs and beetlejuice n everything else. anyway when I came back to reality I realized that from now on every single thing that happens is the best possible thing that could ever happen to me, otherwise it wouldn't happen

Based.

>> No.58360571

>>58360270
>inb4 McManon and his cabal insiders dump on us at 9 billion marketcap

>> No.58360588
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58360588

Now I only socialize with other top-400 wallet frens, sorry not sorry LMAO

>> No.58360591
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>>58359306
i've been on 4chan for 12 years now but i've only been coming to /biz/ for the past 3 years because back then i thought this was a board about starting business and not the crypto scam mecca but i stayed anyway because the memes are funny.
i gotta say, out of all the attempts at getting people here to jump on a shitcoin, this apu shit is the closest i've gotten to think "maybe i should"
either the constant exposure is finally getting to me or you shills are doing a really good job this time.
still not falling for it.
no matter how many times i hear it, i refuse to believe trading shitcoins is actually profitable for anyone other than the people who started the coin.

>> No.58360592

>>58360496
I'm impregnating her rn

>> No.58360595
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58360595

>>58360522
>>58360366
>>58360333

I keep getting them guys, spicy af

>> No.58360597

>>58360476
if what I was shown is true, and at the time it was shown in such a way that there is no shadow of a doubt, then the archangel is nothing but a lego block in my playroom
but it's all the same anyway, everything, just a part of the vision, all passing, all forgotten, all for fun, all weird
best of luck fren, I control nothing, I know nothing
weird broken amnesia and endless synchronicities, laughter is the best

>> No.58360599

>>58360591
Non fren. nfdr!!

>> No.58360611

>>58360591
> i refuse to believe trading shitcoins is actually profitable for anyone other than the people who started the coin.
It's both, it's more likely that it's only profitable for the people who launch it but you can still make money

>> No.58360612

>>58360479
and it's funny, right after I came back to reality I was beaten by my landlord, who also drugged me, and then thrown out into the street (I was in africa at the time) where beggars asked why I was out on the street at 4am in the rain in barefeet and nothing, then the psycho who attacked me (gave me a black eye) threatened if I didn't pay him 10k USD he would have the police arrest me for assaulting a woman (made up charges)
so yeah I had to flee the island while still tripping LSD and took a flight to dubai with no personal belongings

the point of the story is I still remembered it was all the best thing that could have happened to me and I knew it
it's all soo good

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>>58360599
Bro………..you have that mixed up with the “utility” coins. They are like The “Affordable” “Care” Act

Just slurp some fren

>> No.58360644

>>58360504
nothing sad about it
gotta be willing to lose it all in the blink of an eye
all your memories and everything
it's already gone

>> No.58360651

I'm a poorfag with just under a million APU. Bought the first half with just $200 after liquidating my GRT and now I got the other half from liquidating my LINU.

Can I make it? I just want five figures. Even 50-60K would be a great boon for me.

>> No.58360657

>>58360651
I sure hope so, that'd mean great things for my small 14m stack

>> No.58360672

>>58360651
This is certainly going at least to a billion. There's no way CEXs can turn a blind eye to this anymore.

>> No.58360686

APU has 2017 Link meme magic. Haven’t felt this way in years.

>> No.58360722

I guess everyone is sleeping. Understandable considering today's events.
I miss you so much, Ubelposter my beloved.

>> No.58360726

>>58360722
he got banned I think
I also got banned for making the last thread, but I appealed and they cancelled my 7 day ban

>> No.58360758

>>58360722
I have no idea how you niggers can sleep

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go on without me bros

>> No.58360782
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58360782

>>58359833

>> No.58360787

>>58360758
I sleep very well
I go to bed around 10pm and I just fall asleep imagining being a millionaire and Apu being worth $0.10 a piece

>> No.58360789

>>58360767
Jesus Christ anon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn6Aua0HK5M&pp=ygUZVGhvbWFzIHNoZWxieSBzY3JlYW0gbWVtZQ%3D%3D

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>>58360758
i've had other activities planned for the night but I've been just looking at the chart and listening to music. vibing.
scraped every last shitcoins I could find after I crashed and burned in '21 and I feel like this is my final chance to get out.

>> No.58360795

>>58360787
maybe I should do drugs too

>> No.58360797

is this on solana? i'll have to get weth to trade for this?

>> No.58360810

Ok guys I get that Apu could do a 30x from here and go to 3 billion and if you’re a whale then you could make it big with like a $50k stack. But if you’re not a whale then why in the fuck would you all in on this shit.

Go to the TG: DOGHOLECOIN and see for yourself that the community is all biz people, just like early Apu. Everything about it is. Asked at $40k mc and just over 100 holders.

You want to maybe miss the next Apu and not ape $50 on this so you might be in one of those cope threads in a month? Ok!

>> No.58360811

>>58360795
I haven't done any drugs since early February

>> No.58360823

>>58360810
Not selling.

>> No.58360830

>>58360810
Shoo you ugly shill

>> No.58360838

>>58360810
kek does not will it. it's not even a cool meme. fuckin furfags

>> No.58360840
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58360840

charts like this always feel like ive missed the boat already. seen this coin discussed all month and never bought, feels like its too late at this point.

>> No.58360844

Gotta love how 5G is making that xittoid user seethe about APU being this high.
kek sidelooner.

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58360846

>>58360810
Get the fuck out you demoralizing pajeet.

>> No.58360859

>>58360840
It's hitting a billion easy. Probably gonna be hanging around with PEPE and maybe even higher.
Don't forget: we're in Halving year. We haven't seen even the start of it.

>> No.58360871

>>58360846
>invested $2800
I love this silly little frog. WAGMI

>> No.58360884

>>58359366
I pointed out that Bapu is what locals call Ghandi, and the mod gave me a warning for racism.

>> No.58360917

>>58360840
It's literally going past 1b
>missed out
you will feel worse once it reachs there
just buy now anon.

>> No.58360924

>>58360884
Raciss non fren leave.

>> No.58360931 [DELETED] 

Its Eid day here today. As being a student I don't have enough funds to celebrate this day. Not even good cloths or foods I have. Can someone donate me $1k? Will be really helpful, I could celebrate my days well.

If anyone may helps please send me an email to anon33001@gmail.com

Thanks :)

>> No.58360946

>>58360917
I bought some of the low mcap shitcoins in hopes they would moon harder and faster so I could swing it back into apu but I'd have done better (much better) by just buying more apu
let that be a lesson to those who want to miss out

>> No.58360982

>>58360946
How much you are holding now anon?

>> No.58360985
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>>58360591
>midwit almost allows himself to trip over some free money but thankfully turns and runs away just in time
Close call!

>> No.58360993

>>58360931
fuck off no begging

>> No.58361004

Goodnight, frens. See you in the morning.

>> No.58361026

>>58359306
Shitcoin

>> No.58361028

>>58360982
85m

>> No.58361045

>dipped and immediately slurped
My only regret is having sold 50% of my stack for $10k last week to help cover buying a 996 911. I'm sitting at over $20k again, though. I'm ride or die on this now.

>> No.58361047
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58361047

>>58359377
Checked and goldpilled
>>58359424
Even when you believe you're selling the top, one does this. Many of us are terrible at timing and end up diamond-handing down 90%. The quantity of people who do that put a floor on token price. Apu bags will be way bigger than normal because he's THE most emotionally held meme on the internet.
>>58359458
How does $100m sound?
>>58359505
No. Nothing like it.
Shib was obviously a good buy but most of us expected a 10x or 50x, not like 4000x. There was no goal setting or community, just Fudders and Bulls bantering. Apu is different. Apu has soul, everyone here is a fren. Even our fudders are beloved characters with a place in the community. None of us will complain when anime girl ends up banging Paladius, but many will seethe.
$Doge mooned because it was funny.
$Shib marsed because money laundering.
$Pepe mooned because everyone has a 'Pepe' folder.
$Apu will put a big green shaft right through Saturn's little box because he's loved.
>>58359677
Checked and based timing
>>58360686
That's the right comparison. This isn't something we're all here betting on. It's a certainty we're humbly here to witness. The awe in the air feels wonderful. People are reposting my friggin memes and it's actually making me money! That feels best of all.

>> No.58361053

I hate you.

>> No.58361054 [DELETED] 

>>58361028
Its Eid day here today. As being a student I don't have enough funds to celebrate this day. Not even good cloths or foods I have. Can you bless me $1k? Will be really helpful, I could celebrate my days well :)

>> No.58361061

>>58361053
I love you

>> No.58361071

Holy fuck it just keeps pumping

>> No.58361078

>>58361054
I saw you begging on here the other day. I hope you die

>> No.58361080

>>58361054
is this some kind of perverted joke? I haven't even cashed out 1k for myself to cover groceries and gas and you think I'm going to give it to some strange beggar for his demonic rituals?
I was recently alerted that I am the father of a not yet born child and the woman asked me to send money so she could afford groceries, I told her to get a job

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58361088

Am I gonna make it bros

>> No.58361094

>>58361080
You said you hold 85m. Sorry, I didn't know you situation. Sorry for asking

>> No.58361095

>>58361080
Lmao

>> No.58361143

>>58360931
fuck off pajeet

>> No.58361180

Good night, frens. We'll lose another 0 while I sleep

>> No.58361214
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>>58361180
I hope you dream of red candles like I do EVERY FUCKING NIGHT.

>> No.58361239

>>58361094
it was a joke right? asking for 1k?
some good post ironic trolling? 1k for muslim holiday? I think I get it
haha good one

>> No.58361250

>>58361239
I didn't joke. I mean it. I really need the help :'(

>> No.58361256

Is that Apu on base a bridge or a scam? Seems that it's going to 2m mcap tonight.

>> No.58361275

>all these whales selling

are they creating artificial lows to buy and hold later or its doomed?

>> No.58361282

>>58361275
It's not going down fast enough, I want to see sub 10m MC levels.

>> No.58361297

>>58361275
relax fren, you're fine

>> No.58361303

>>58361282
to buy at low or to destroy anons dreams?

>> No.58361312

>>58361297
sorry i'm poor i cant afford to lose money

>> No.58361316

>>58361275
FOMO'd too hard and don't want to lose money tonight.

>> No.58361322

DROP UNDER 200M SO I CAN BUY MORE

>> No.58361323

>>58361312
Of course you can. You're already poor.
>t.poor

>> No.58361330

>>58361303
If he didn't sell by that time, that's his problem. I'm not buying until I see everyone trying to get out of the market.

>> No.58361393

>>58361330
Retard

>> No.58361396
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58361396

That pump was caused by a single whale

>> No.58361413

>>58360840
Dude they're still like 20 for a penny. That's 100,000 frog coins for roughly $50. The odds of you NOT making any money are miniscule. Just don't throw your life savings into the pot and you'll probably be okay.

>> No.58361452

>>58361396
Powerful

>> No.58361461

>>58361256
it's just a copycat on base
most likely going to rug relatively quickly, don't think liquidity is locked

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>>58361396
Can you post address?

>> No.58361525

>>58361312
literally the first rule of throwing money into risky investments is dont spend more money than youre comfortable losing

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58361531

>>58361312
Never bet what you can't afford to lose, fren. That's an important rule to stay calm and make good decisions. Welcome to the frenzone tho, have a choccy-milk it'll soothe your nerves
>>58360840
Apu is ALWAYS at the top, don't worry

>> No.58361569

>>58361515
0x7DECcdcF71e07D1ddEAD572cC459458d8A0c9d9b

>> No.58361575
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>>58361569
Thanks fren

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>>58361575
no problem fren

>> No.58361653

>>58361396
>That pump was caused by a single whale
Imagine what will happen once more whales buy in…

I should buy more Apu

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58361699

*BEEP BEEP

Sup, frens. I'm driving my MemeBus (Ticker: MEMEBUS) from thread to thread, picking up rugged stragglers. Drop those heavy bags and hop on board.

>> No.58361786
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58361786

Hello friends, did you know that Oreo is Milk's Favorite Cookie?

>> No.58361829

>>58361515
You in a row, duckling?
>>58361786
Hey there Oreoposter how's your night?

>> No.58361917

Is 10 million APU enough?

>> No.58361923

>>58361829
Doing well fren, you?

>> No.58361933

>>58361653
whales can also dump us though anon

>> No.58361965

What is the tg for apuy

>> No.58361995
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58361995

correction incoming, take cover.

>> No.58362009

>>58361995
angles for wave 1, 2 and 3 are too wide
wave 5 way too long
reading this chart correctly it is very very bullish
but you already know that fren

>> No.58362026

>>58360491
please explain how to do it, at least with bullet points

>> No.58362053

>>58361917
Enough to lose it all? Certianly

>> No.58362065

>>58361917
It ain’t bad, anon

>> No.58362066

Tell me, is SQUID worth throwing a bit into? APU worked out so well that I'm not ignoring shitcoins that get a lot of /biz/ threads anymore.

>> No.58362072

>>58362066
Doghole sounds like the best one RN

>> No.58362078

$APU will break $0.001 today

>> No.58362085
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58362085

to be honest I don't know what the fugg I'm doing
I either make it or I don't, simple as

>> No.58362091

All I could afford is 5m. Hate being a poorfag.

>> No.58362099

>>58361923
I hit my 100x, so I rugged 10% to tech up from iron hands to steel hands. Now I'm watching youtube videos about cooking 'cuz that's my art. When we're at 10B marketcap I'm gunna buy a ticket to Mars and open a diner to cook foods that can't exist on earth

>> No.58362101

>>58362091
2 Milly here. I know the struggle fren

>> No.58362119
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58362119

>>58362085
We're all gunna make it fren. This is going to the top 25 right before institutional buy-in to crypto in general. As oldschool bitcoiners become ten-trillionaires, they will benevolently moon shitcoins for fun. My LINK is staked I couldn't turn it into APU if I wanted to. But 2 years from now as CCIP starts shitting golden eggs? The fuck currency you THINK I'll buy with rewards? Doge? Please. Be emotional, it's clownworld.

>> No.58362175 [DELETED] 

>>5506449

>> No.58362217

>>58359306
>Took a gamble and got 50m at 5m mc pre-rug because it looked like a typical shitcoin
>thought I missed the boat to sell during the ruggening so I just held
>And held
>And held
>And held

I can't believe it, really. Good things like this shouldn't happen to me. If it hits 5b mc I'll have almost 7 figures. This shouldn't be happening.

>> No.58362256

>>58359400
>https://vocaroo.com/1iUKNeBIj7rP
this is so autistic lmao

>> No.58362273

>>58360425
Read this and bought another 10m

>> No.58362302

>>58360840
If a small part of your portfolio isn't in shit like, you're doing it wrong. Choosing the right shitcoin will make you money. Last cylce it was SHIB, which was shilled early by /biz/ and is now a top 20 coin. This cycle it is very clearly Apu. It's battle tested and still cheap.

>> No.58362348

I was going to buy this at 5 mil Mc but i thought it was too jeety, I'm going to fucking rope myself omg

>> No.58362349
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58362349

Could this be the start of another whale pump?

>> No.58362368

someone sold 69.420k kek

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>>58362217
>Good things like this shouldn't happen to me.
Yes it should, fren. This will give you some good capital to make it down the line. Manage your risk in later trades then be nice to normies when you make it. I believe in you.

>> No.58362459
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58362459

we're rugging bros...

>> No.58362573

poo bros why is it going down? make it go up again pls

>> No.58362576

thx bros about to get an under 200M slurp

>> No.58362598

Why are we rugging aaaaaaa I bought the absolute top, you frens told me wagmi

>> No.58362683

new ath price coming today

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>>58362598
hold fast fren it's jeet hours

>> No.58362735

>>58362573

what you are complaining, price is up 51.74 % last 24 hours, bullish af

>> No.58362899

>>58360591

I actually brought when i first saw it here and i am up 6 figures. Sometimes the risk is worth it if the conviction is right.

Now that i see there is actual professionalism behind the website, the organisation of competitions and tasks being ticked off, i am convinced we are heading higher

>> No.58362926

>>58360591

This is clearly a meme coin cycle in my opinion

This year meme coins have made by far the biggest profits, and this trend will continue

so called utility tokens going nowhere, we already have all the utility coins we need

my opinion is that if you want to make money, as probably everyone here wants, invest in meme coins

>> No.58362961
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58362961

look the charts, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.58363113

>>58359365
>be avi token
>has utility
>no one buys it
>LMAOOOOO

>> No.58363179

What's up with the coin gecko price why is it not updating

>> No.58364213
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58364213

>IKUZEEEEEEEEEEEE

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58364685

WTFWT