/biz/ - Business & Finance

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

https://youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg

>>58354390
They do. Anyone trying to pin inflation on corporate greed is a faggot. It's solely based on greed lol

AHHHHHH

kek TLT baggies

Reminder that glownigger shills reappearing in /smg/ yesterday to do preemptive damage control for CPI was your sell signal. They only show up when the market shits the bed.

When I say MISSION you say ACCOMPLISHED

MISSION

The fact that Subway sells an $18 sandwich is indisputable proof that not only is a recession imminent but also necessary.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IS THIS THE BIG ONE?

>>58354414
I prefer to think of retail markup as a volatility risk premium generated as a reaction to 2020/2021.

>>58354442
I don't know who the fuck shows up and posts gay fucking annoying shit and talks girly but it's been happening since the Silicon Valley Bank collapse days. "No no everything is good chud. The world is no ending honey! :)"

you better be buying calls right now, anon

>Zoom out
>Breathe in
>Buy with $100k onto $300k already in market.
Everything looks like it will be alright.

Turns out bears are all fat retarded normies who spend $300 a week on prepackaged slop and get their economic hot takes from Zerohedge and ShadowStats, then whine about inflation being "red hot". Lmfao you can't make this shit up.

Remember all the "deflation" fear mongering glowies?
lol
lmao even

>>58354452
never got the appeal of the brand. Beside the Tuna nothing is remotely eatable. There choice of toppings to offer is like they put in work searching for the worst possible toppings to offer for a baguette

Ok...pretty sure this is the bottom

>>58354412
this song would be so much better if the translation wasn't so poor

>>58354379
I hope (you) are following your trading rules and not acting on impulse anon
You wanna make money consistently right anon?

All of this and Nvidia is still green lmao

Spy below 500 eow. Digits don't lie.

>>58354466
Yes, on Gold and Silver instruments.

Down 0.32% today already. I'm starting to lose hope

>>58354437
>kek TLT baggies
*gulp*
I'll just btfd, anon
>>58354474
>pretty sure this is the bottom
Melt Up™ (Redesigned)?

>>58354473
There are many things that can deflate. Debt can deflate, capital utilization/need can deflate, prices on various things can deflate, monetary base can deflate... what kind of deflation are the Glow Niggers "fear mongering" about exactly?

>>58354453
This is people waking up to the fact that the fed has been lying to them. They're pretty fucking pissed off and selling trying to force the fed to cut rates, it won't work, it never works.

Home construction stock dropping 5%. DHI, LEN, TOL, PH... What this mean? Time to buy or wait?

>>58354484
>I hope (you) are following your trading rules
Always am, captain.

>>58354485
>-5% for the week
lol lmao. you're going to hold all the way down, aren't ya?

what did Barkin say/is saying?

>>58354442
I should've listened. I'm sorry for calling you a schizo, anon-kun.

Golden bull run about to start.

The far left are literally spending their paychecks market buying DJT just to immediately market sell it for a loss to spite Orange Man

>>58354515
Can confirm. I do it every week

>>58354437
>he bought government-guaranteed future income

>>58354510
$NVDA headed towardes $1,500 easily now. The White Swan reveals itself

>>58354510
What a bastard. I'm not even mad at him anymore (but I stay mad, you know?).

>>58354475
Their chicken is 40% onions. Almost all their products are legally adulterated. It's why their food tastes so bland and texture less.

>>58354485
For whatever it's worth I'm short AI stocks.Last I checked it was 18% of my portfolio. I'm willing to risk up to 1/3 of it on shorting meme bullshit vaporware hype.

t. Machine learning engineer

Not trying to be rude or offend anybody, but I think the market is bad. That's all.

>>58354515
but...that is just hading him money, do people not understand how this works??

>>58354510
I feel better now

>>58354532
*last I checked the short position was

>>58354379
HOLY SHIT WHAT A BORING WEEK.

>>58354515
Why wouldn't they just, like, short?

>>58354510
fucking kek

Up down up down.
All I do is buy VOO like a fucking boomer.
It is over for me.

>>58354505
He is very confident in AI. It will help his situation he believes.

>>58354509
Shitter companies hire stock promoters to go on social media and hype their garbage up. They're on Stocktwits, Twitter, reddit and here. I've seen the job postings myself. This is beyond that though, I legitimately think it's lefty shills trying to shit on right wing schizos because they have to spite them even if the current administration is a heaping flaming pile of shit regardless.

Look at these bags. Now recommend me your bags. I need to buy something

>>58354530
Last time I ate a sub, must be around 10 years ago, I tried one of their "meat" toppings, instantly vomited, like if my body was aware that it food and possibly poisonous

The day the stock market bears won
Bloodshed embraced the fields
Crimson sun
Dark Lord Bogdanoff returned from the deep
As Wall Street and the bulls lamented in defeat

A storm of chaos and despair unleashed
The power of darkness
The bears reached
Their savage laughter echoed through the night
As fortunes crumbled
Dreams took flight

Beneath the moon's haunting glow
The reign of terror begins to grow

>DARK LORD BOGDANOFF~
>The harbinger of dread~
>In the realm of finance~
>Supremacy is spread~

>>58354583
Oops. Mind the typos. You know what I mean. Cut off the nose to spite the face kind of thing.

>>58354567
VOO pretty consistently votes against shareholder interest. I don't think the low expense ratio is the arbitrage you think it is.

>>58354593
https://suno.com/song/7522bdaf-1db1-4146-a9ad-7eb7abb21037

Fuck the AI for making such bangers.

>>58354584
I think you might enjoy buying China Longyuan Power Group Cord Ltd. It can't lose, it has "Long" in the name.

>>58354597
Does Blackrock, with IVV, use its voting power in a way that's better for its shareholders?

It's nearly a perfect (You) shape

>>58354445
whatever you do make sure to crop out community notes.

I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>58354593
https://suno.com/song/dfedc499-f087-454f-8567-3102ee942c29
>>58354606
gotta git gud kid with those genres

>>58354619
No both of them have a pretty rough history, even this year.

>>58354597
>voting against interests
You think any of these funds or businesses vote in anyone's interest but their own.

RORU
RUMAO EVEN!

You'd have better luck finding a charitable Jew then a stock that doesn't have dirty fingers.

>>58354452
that is a FAST acceleration from the 5$ footlong that made the company what it is.

>>58354584
>>58354615
>looking for long names
Donghua Jinlong is probably the best bet to make, right now.
I heard it was the worlds leading glycine producer

WTFWT

a shame, you seemed an honest man

>>58354584
they're so round

>>58354634
I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe.

>>58354628
The generation only happened because I requested Power Metal. I also used up my credits and don't want to pay money.

IS THIS IT
IS IT COMING
COULD IT BE
I DON'T KNOW
MAYBE
THE BIG ONE

>>58354597
Just wait until the average zoomer realizes VOO has to be approved by a ((committee))

>>58354532
I'm in the ML field as well and I'm very much long on it. I can understand how normies would think it's all snake oil, but if you're actually in the field, I'd think you'd know better. It solves some fundamental problems that traditional algorithmic based approaches cannot.

I'm legitimately curious why you think ML is a meme. What do you work on in the ML field?

>>58354470
I'm a bear and my staples are 8lb bags of pintos and 3lb bags of brown rice. I use ev olive oil instead of butter. I have a yuge stockpile of physical pure cocoa and a fan pointing out my door to help keep the smell of ur mom's muff getting in.

>>58354634
Just know that you're selling something, they're not just giving you free money.
The proposals at these shareholder meetings often aren't existential but they're often not trivial either. I've seen some retarded ideas and directors in mine.

>>58354647
FOMC minutes just hit.

>>58354468
Wow already made a few thousands.

>>58354669
I thought that wasn't for another 30 bings or so

sometimes a meatball sub just hits
i remember when they had a 'sub of the day' for like $2.99 that rotated between the flavors

>>58354615
Longyuan just means "dragon source." Dragons hoard gold. Buy gold.

I CANT CATCH A FUCKING BREAK IN THIS KIKE MARKET

>>58354673
big boys get it first anon

>>58354673
Yeah, for us plebs.

>>58354673
they are in 35 minutes yes, 14:00 eastern

Also what the fuck does Subway even sell for $18? I remember when you could get a 6" sub, drink & chips for like $5.

>>58354686
But the market went up.
Leaked minutes?!

>>58354687
Based YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH psoter

>>58354699
or the minutes has nothing to do with this move

>>58354698
someone told me once that it's all an ebt scam
noone using their own money would pay those prices, surely

>>58354644
Not available in IBKR and Degiro unfortuantely, I appreciate the recommendation though.
Btw, I searched it in Google and one of the first few results was "Why Gen Z Yearns for Chinese-Manufactured Glycine", so you might be onto something kek

>>58354702
Thanks, but I am merely a disciple of the Layneposter.

>>58354442
>>58354583
I love how the screenshots just stop when it all comes true and the market rallies. Lol.

>>58354637
$5 footlong was a failed venture that thought Subway could sell sandwiches as a loss leader and make profits through drinks and sides

>>58354654
im sorry but i dont interact with poverty

>>58354687
I appreciate AIC more these days than I used to. It's too bad Layne was a junkie.

>>58354736
I feel that way about most 90s music these days. Funny, because I was not a fan of it at the time. Everybody except that faggot Cobain.

>>58354698
>what the fuck does Subway even sell
Franchises sirs. I am wealthy american business, please take one napkin and thank you come again.

>>58354726
schizo bobos btfo

>>58354687
She would never have been a man.

>>58354726
We ARE being watched.

what's up with regional bank computer? is it breaking?

now *this* is a banger of a banger
https://suno.com/song/552d5ced-d9c5-4a33-b507-1edef228afde

>>58354730
No I can buy it I just don't want to buy it. One is being poor the other is being frugal and people wrote books about you being a financial genius.

Today sure is a wild ride, my calls for september have been going up between .5% to 10% for the whole day since the dip

OIL
>OIL
OIL
I
LOOK AT IT

>Russell 2000 -3.15%

>>58354772
>not poor
>is frugal with a mere 10 dollars

Its confirmed

Uncle anon, what is the name of this pattern?

WTFWT!?!?

SPY is under 513

i need big wins...

>>58354804
translation?

>>58354808
The "all options must be heemed."

>>58354789
arent smallcaps the ones most affected by rate cuts? if anyone will shit the bed from bad data leading to no rate cuts / later cuts then it should be them
keep forgetting about them on data days, might be worth a gamble with options

>>58354808
the double marger

>>58354808
Classic M pattern. It means the markets are going to crab for 20 more minutes until FOMC.

>>58354745
Man, a lot of my favorite 90s bands are as far back in time now as The Beatles at their peak were when I was a child.

Fuck.

>>58354832
this man gets it- like and subscribe.

>manager canceled the 1:1
top jeb

>>58354745
I was big into Soundgarden in those days so I didn't pay as much attention to AIC. Really enjoy them now though.

>>58354792
I was being sarcastic you cheeky sonuvagun.

Am shilling for Fat Hands. NYCB is going to show profitable quarter. Further, they will hav moved their balance sheet to show they are not only making a control play for largest east-coast bank, but that by 2025 their international banking in Latin and South America is high margin and growing. Those not on this ride will wonder why they missed their chances these next 2 weeks represent.
I'm buying calls.

i'm bobo on oil and getting heemed

>USD gains 1% in value vs EUR
>Market down 1%
What a funny coincidence

>>58354820
Possible diamond bottom after a correction has a high probability to break out to the upside. Happened on oil and dxy, in theory of Technicl astrology it means number go up relative to other number

HOLY SHIT 25 BEPIS HIKE
>25 BEPIS HIKE
HOLY SHIT 25 BEPIS HIKE

>>58354808
how did i do on my scalp trade?

>>58354846
you golden now- buy yourself a nice tall boy on the way home.

>>58354808
>>58354831

>>58354510
>>58354527
>>58354546
>>58354566
Jim Kramer went to Stanford and graduated magna cum laude, you are a loser without access to a Bloomberg terminal that posts on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum. If Jim Kramer admits we're overbought then WE ARE OVERBOUGHT. I hope you guys have enough money and canned tuna stashed away for the coming giga recession from bad CPI and cooked job numbers.

>>58354808
Uncle Jerome's Wild Ride

>>58354845
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>>58354868
lol

STOP SELLING YOU DUMB NIGGERS

>>58354874
eww
>unsubscribes

>Russell 2000 -3.32%

>>58354840
>having favorite 90s bands
NOT
EVEN
THE
1790s

>>58354883

For our /smg/ ai song sloppers.

udio.com

Better ai slop music

>>58354868
ill kremp with ya sweetie pie

>>58354870
If Kramer and /smg/ are in unison panic.

Kramer is the establishments pasts indicator and /smg/ is retails futures indicator.

Test it against YouTube retards and you can predict macro market direction.

>>58354896
are there free local generative sound models one can play with?

>>58354904
that's just momentum trading with extra steps

>>58354904
Soooo, buy...?

16 minutes
>16 Minutes
16 minutes
>16 Minutes
16 minutes
>16 Minutes
16 minutes
>16 Minutes
16 minutes
>16 Minutes

>>58354879
I bought (SQQQ, last thursday)

guys...

>>58350081

holy fuck
when i thought i made my masterpiece
i churn out yet another banger
this time it actually tells you how to accumulate more money
https://suno.com/song/dcbd30da-6b6f-4ca8-b5ce-06e3f3843640

>>58354466
I cannot without further clarification. The cauldron is not bubbling in an advantageous way at the moment.

>>58354906
dunno about local models

>>58354906
Probably not. You might use it for malinformative purposes and usurp tptb. We will have to monitor what you're doing with it.

What are the best cheapies to scoop today?
must have sub 10 p/e and above 5% dividend with positive price growth

What a gay (homosexual) boring day in the market

BITCH ASS NIGGA FUCK YOUR PORTFOLIO

>>58354969
Tickers NI, GGE, and RS.

>>58354972
>gets killed by kids
lol my portfolio lives, yet

I'm back from town. What happened that no cuts this year jumped to 13%? Should I invest in $MEDS right now?

you bought calls right anon?

>>58354988
$MEDS is pushed a lot here... they should have their own contamination board.

>>58354971
it's about to get very exciting

>>58354967
Probably just replacing all Skyrim NPCs voice overs with AI Hitler for a youtube bit that maybe 100 people see in the next decade

>>58354972
>BITCH ASS NIGGA
AYE (YOU)
LITTLE NIGGA
GET OFF ME
CHILDS PLAY
DAYYYYYYYYMNNNNN
FUCK YOU DREW BREES
DARREN SHARPER HOLD MUH DICK

>>58354896
taking a minute or two dang this one is slow
>>58354906
im gonna peruse /g/ a bit tonight to learn about making my own local model

>>58354987
Yeah and I probably should've unloaded them a couple of hours ago

>>58354988
Inflation no slowing enough to justify imminent cuttings. This aside the elephant that these numbers have been molested near to death to come out looking half way not so bad.

I will likely never get to sniff the asshole of the woman I love

>>58354853
Just for that I'm buying more puts.

>>58355028
The pattern will break to the upside and you won't believe your eyes.

>>58354996
you are right, the recent interview by Mr. Pookikjetson, the CEO of $MEDS, was kinda bland. shills of $MEDS should be expulsed.
>>58355017
There's not much sound models and almost 0 local music models.
>>58355035
Thanks

>>58354757
Isn't it fucking hilarious how that guy 1pbtid'd that series of screenshots then dipped out?

>>58354988

The fact that nowadays everyone, their mothers, their mothers' minority houseworkers and those minorities dogs are invested in the market in one way or another is honestly pretty demoralizing.
Investing is no longer something you can spend some of your time studying to gain a financial edge in life.
Investing used to be a sure-fire way to get ahead of the pack and build generational wealth, even if starting from humble beginnings.
Now that almost everyone is doing, it's just become the new baseline that might barely allow you to keep your head above water.
Now it's just another thing on top of the pile of things a modern individual HAS to do just to maintain an semblance of human dignity.

Then again, I have no idea what the "new" ways to get ahead in life are, or if they even exist anymore. So maybe I'm exactly where I'm meant to be - on the way to become human cattle once I inevitably fail to keep up with the changes.

>>58355063
Unironically zoom out

SUCK IT BOBO SCUM

WTFWT?!!?

Fuck I've been front runned.

>>58355010
Please post in smg so we can use it. I'd love to be 99 or maybe 2 or 3.

>captcha; 88txt

thats neat, it hit my take profit before the minutes even dropped

>>58355009
why

>>58355071
the real life hack is to enjoy the ride and not worry too much and enjoy the smells of as many female asses as you can on the way

>>58355071
FEW
of those people will ever return to the markets once it gives them a good deep fuckin.

Pick a direction already
Stupid fucking market

oh no, im going to panic my calls for september are going to take a 5% hit before going up 40%

>>58354863
rate my other scalp play

>>58354726
>How are you going to twist objectively good earnings into some bearish bullshit
gme baggie detected, their opinion has been entirely discarded

>>58355071
once when they get raped by bobo's bbc (big bear cock), they unironically will capitulate for like a decade

>>58355058
exactly - i want to *make* my own

>>58354597
>>58354634
>>58354658
Do redpill me on this
As far as I know, this selection to be included in the SP500 is mostly criteria about profitability, liquidity and age?

what will fomc say

>>58355106
That was at the literal bottom you retard

friendly reminder that jpow is a goy.

>Per Lekander, managing partner at investment management firm Clean Energy Transition, told CNBC that Tesla is worth $14 per share - a far cry from Wednesday's closing value of $168.38. Tesla stock (TSLA) has dropped 32% so far this year. Lekander, whose firm is shorting Tesla, bases that on his estimate that the electric vehicle maker will earn $1.40 per share this year - well below the FactSet-compiled consensus expectations of $3.12 - and that it deserves a price-to earnings ratio of just 10 because it's not a growth stock.

https://www.morningstar.com/news/marketwatch/20240404251/this-investor-says-teslas-worth-14-per-share-and-if-it-fell-that-far-itd-go-bust

>>58355102
ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER OF ABORTION RIOTS? ALL THESE NIGGERS THAT ARE UNABLE TO AFFORD TO HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT ARE GOING TO BURN THE CITIES ALL SUMMER TO GET BIDEN REELECTED AGAIN.

>>58355132
>We might make cuts
>But maybe we won't

Why don't ya'll just buy ETF and call it a day?
You some kind of alien prediciting shit and stuff?

>>58355106
based gme baggot hunter. never stop.

I'm not schizophrenic, I'm the only sane person in this thread.

>>58355131
I was under the impression it was "top 500 by market cap unless there's something we don't like."
That's not the part I have an issue with though. The part I have an issue with (maybe you're not aware that this is something you do as a shareholder) is that they'll intentionally change the direction of the companies in ways that make them less valuable for the sake of "social good" or "environmentalism" or whatever (usually it benefits the executives that run these funds more than shareholders.)

This is actually a serious federal crime and if you're a VOO shareholder you're supposed to sue them over this. The Ford shareholders sued him for doing this and won. I'm not sure why the VOO shareholders just bend over and take it but maybe it has something to do with most of them being passive 401k investors who probably don't even know they own it.

nobody called you a schizo, take your meds

>>58355138
>jpow is a goy
GOYS RUN THE MARKET!

>>58355080
https://youtu.be/1JjCvUx7m-Q
imagine this with only Hitler AI voice

>>58355154
because its fun anon

CPI status?

>>58355142
I HATE THE CYBERTRUCK
EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO HATE IT

Tesla to 200 after earnings

>>58355154
Is that a biological woman? What's she doing with her hand down there?

Buck status?

>>58355137
don't be mad at me because I caught them being a degenerate meme baggot you godless mook

FOMC Minutes has a whole [new] page titled "Considerations for Slowing the Pace of Balance Sheet Reductions" lmfao and bears think we're crashing

>>58355198
Not stopping here

>>58355071
real way to get ahead is options trading and picking individual low cap stocks that soar, like LLAP did from 70 cents to $1.50 (it was shilled here so everyone had an opportunity)

also everyone will tell you this, but if getting a college degree in STEM or business didn't launch you into the American corpo zone of $200,000/year+ salary, then the only thing left is to start your own business or become a franchisee for an existing business.

SO
BACK
A
C
KISS MY BURGER KING CROWN

>>58355200
Why?? What's the meme??

>>58355209
I forgot to mention, the NPCs just buy ETFs like VOO. so they aren't serious competition

>>58355154
My 401k and IRAs are in ETFs. Effective but horribly boring.

My personal brokerage is for skating fast and eating ass.

>>58355221
>what's the meme

Banks explosion soon.

>>58355204
>"Considerations for Slowing the Pace of Balance Sheet Reductions"
so more hikes confirmed. looks like the PPT broke their budget having to buy that trash.

>>58355154
That's what I do. I just come here to shitpost.

>>58355234
Lol no. That's QE you retard.

>>58355234
They are slowing balance run off to try and not have to hike again and kill some banks.

>>58355228
>skating fast and eating ass.
Radical!

elon musk said the funniest thing about george soros "he made his first money shorting the pound" lmao

>>58355233
they have come no where near consolidating the smaller banks.

AMD holding above the gap fill level of $164.24 despite a lot of bids at $164. Maybe wait for PPI tomorrow and it could be a good spot for an entry.

>>58355240
thank you, but i prefer it my way.

>>58355243
I think you transposed your last couple verb phrases there.

>>58355209
how do you decide on what to invest?
thats like saying hurr durr i go into a casino because i can become rich.
You sound like a crypto fag.

>>58355257
Ive got bets on nycbs demise. I was going to get on VLY breaking too but it was after close.

>>58355172
Yeah there is that ESG fuckery that blackrock started, but it seems to be dying
And even if I could vote myself, I'm too poor to influence these things

>>58355204
If inflation is a concern, then dropping assets is exactly what the FED should do. Pull cash from the market and drive prices down.

>>58355270
do you re-type this post every time or do you have it saved to copy and paste?

>>58355271
the smaller the more at risk IMO

>>58354896
https://www.udio.com/songs/jcYhu6SAgt6buRZwkEifzL

>>58355255
He did a bit more than short the pound but yes.
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/08/george-soros-bank-of-england.asp

>>58355273
>but it seems to be dying
They're rephrasing it but they're not stopping or even slowing down really.

>>58355269
By slowing run off, yields are not rubberbanding as hard, which helps reduce liquidating fixed income portfolios if their depositors run

This is your last chance to withdraw. The bubble is popping right now.

MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP

TNX has been broke on Trading View since Friday, stuck at 4.379. It's actually much higher.

>>58355283
Exactly and those overweighted in CRE. NYCB needs to dilute by end of April so it's going to zero.

>>58355293
Right so I would word it this way:
>They are slowing balance run off to try and not kill some banks and have to hike again.
The other way is much harder to parse.

>>58355287
Truly, leave the commies alone for two seconds and they try to take over your stuff again and again

>>58355279
>Says FED
>Has a retarded take
Say it with me

EVERY TIME

>>58355296
>the bubble is popping right now

is DraftKings still a good buy? im holding bags with an average cost of $46.93

Rick Santelli just said he knows BIG traders who trade on moon phases and the positions of Jupiter.

>>58355313
QT by balance sheet and raising rates function the same way. Except rape hikes kill banks.

>>58355352
Both make the collateral banks hold drop in value which kills them.

>>58355287
sadly true.

>>58354379
newfag here
should i actually pay for lessons? is there anybody who recommends paid lessons over free videos?

URANIUM Chads have been winning all month. Imaging being down right now lmaoo

>>58355311
>NYCB needs to dilute by end of April
proofs?
>>58355318
FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED
Also, you're funny and likeable, and your mother is not at all disappointed you turned out this way.

>>58355311
thanks for that lead- and checked.

>>58355384
how about you pay me to fuck you in the butt you fucking loser.

So anons, what do you think of this title for a faculty paper assignement?

>The urban elite: A cancer corroding our nation.

>>58355384
You will pay for lessons when you start trading, or you will pay for lessons up front.
If you can read, and can watch, and can remember that no matter what it looks like without you, as soon as you buy you affect the market, you'll do fine just watching, running some back-tests, watching some more, getting a couple of theories, and being invested only with money you can lose.

>>58355384
if the guys selling lessons could consistently make money in the market, why would they go through all the trouble of creating lots of content and "training" future competitors?

>>58355384
The only lesson you should pay for is the first big loss you take on some dumb swing trade. Watch a few youtube videos to get the basics, read investopedia, and watch how the /smg/ bulls work the market, thats all you need.

Stop selling right now

>>58355328
rick santelli is a meme adjacent topic, he is not worth discussing in smg, this is your first citation

well i just nuked low 5 figs of liquidity, buying calls last week and monday. good thing that was my gamble folio. time to retreat to my long term folio to lick my wounds. it was an honor shitposting with my fellow longnose kikes.

>>58355384
NO Absolutely not.
You can start by simply DCAing into SPY or NDX and you will beat 99% of "investors" anywhere.
Anything else is speculation with risk, which you can gamble by yourself and not paying anyone. You will pay for your own lessons through your speculative trading.

>>58355430
>just buy these stocks that pad my positions and goals
the faggot is lending money to a company. Yes, he CAN lend that to anyone who asks. But if he lends the crook on the corner cash to buy a gun, it will be his family that gets shot.

>>58355425

>>58355428
I did a backtest and UPRO weekly calls actually do well during long term bear markets because they end up under priced.

>>58355392
It's in their shareholder voting statements. CEO says dilution is nessecary to shore up financials

>>58355384
Never pay for lessons. Maybe buy books written by people who are already dead like Benjamin Graham. Paid stuff is pretty much always a scam.

>>58355281
lmao, hadn't noticed but you're I've seen this exact post before

We didn't start the fire

why are the benchods redeeming?

WHY THE FUCK IS NVDA DROPPING

>>58355474
a couple anons did some research last night and apparently 2x leverage outperforms in the long run. whether or not its an etf or just leverage from margin/options.

>>58355273
if you have $10,000 worth of stock I think you should start voting. It's your money you have a right

>>58355281
fucking bots man.

>>58355504
>>58355503
inflation hot, simple as. people dont like their accounts getting redeemed. so they redeem in advance and buy anything other than stocks.

>>58355525
>a couple anons did some research last night and apparently 2x leverage outperforms in the long run.
Yeah, a couple of anons figured this out after ten decades of the market existing. Right here on this board.
Jesus christ

What's the deal with the FOMC announcement?

>>58355525
That's just from the paper titled: "Leverage for the Long Run" by Gayed so take as much from that as you will

>>58355536
I was there, it happened.

>>58355504
>>58355503
inflation hot, simple as. people dont like their accounts getting redeemed. so they redeem in advance and buy anything other than stocks. think about it, well dont actually, if you are a bottom tier pleb consoomer and all of the shit you normally buy is going up in price what do you do? buy and horde. there is a reason the silent generation "cleans their plate". the psychology behind peasantry is almost as important as valutations.

>>58355536
>after ten decades of the market existing.
Joint stock venture corporations were invented like 400 years ago.

PROJECT VERITAS HAS PRIVET VIDEO OF JPOW
>PROJECT VERITAS HAS PRIVET VIDEO OF JPOW
PROJECT VERITAS HAS PRIVET VIDEO OF JPOW
>PROJECT VERITAS HAS PRIVET VIDEO OF JPOW
PROJECT VERITAS HAS PRIVET VIDEO OF JPOW
>PROJECT VERITAS HAS PRIVET VIDEO OF JPOW
PROJECT VERITAS HAS PRIVET VIDEO OF JPOW
>PROJECT VERITAS HAS PRIVET VIDEO OF JPOW

>>58355525
>last night
i´ve been here for just an year and a half and even i knew that

>>58355503
>minutes extra dovish
>sell off

>>58355525
Leverage can outperform, but you have to deal with massive drawdowns. And most people are obsessed over month-to-month and year-over-year performance so the average person will capitulate at the worst time possible when you should be adding to your holdings

>>58355390
Is it true that uranium has historically performed well during bears?

>>58355536
>>58355560
>everyone is dumber than i am because i was told to read more than about it than they did
retards, you could be helping more anons instead of criticizing. you do realize it's us against them right? unless, you happened to be a paid shill from them.
>>58355544
>>58355576
i mean not utilizing leverage with a debt based economy is financial suicide, no matter what any retard writes.

>>58355555
Quints confirm

>>58355555
Quints confirm happening

holy fuck stop pussyfooting around and hit the bid already
I wanna get out of my calls
pathetic feeble bulls

>>58355563
Power hour cometh

what a fucking shizo market today. My portfolio swings 2% negative positive. Should bought more vix futas

>>58355596
You may be HOOKED.

>>58355591
>retards, you could be helping more anons instead of criticizing.
That is how you help each other. Without criticism you'll become delusional.

>>58355457
>common stock
>lending

>>58355581
Its true that Uranium has been fucking doghit for 12 years and finally seeing some gains. I would not back test it or any other commodity.

>>58355591
>criticizing
I havent done such a thing.

Speaking of which if nycb goes receivership.. what happens to my bought puts?

>>>/pol/464550036
ITS OVER
https://streamable.com/wtmy8a

we told you not to mess with that stuff >>58355596
>>58355616

>>58355637
Heemed prolly.

>>58355637
I'm not positive but I think it's along the lines of
>thanks for playing
>no refunds

>>58355637
You'll retain the right to sell your NYCB shares at the strike price I guess. If the market is still liquid you'll probably be able to sell them for a decent profit.

why did Americans wake up and dump again

>>58355648
you didn't tell me shit, I've been trading options for years. I came here to gripe about bulls being useless because we've been in this stupid sideways pattern for hours now

OH NO NO NO NO GLOWNIGGER BROS WE JUST KEEP TAKING L'S HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>58355665
Powell was secretly filmed jacking off to futa porn or something like that

>>58355473
this is your second citation, you're one citation away from being sent back to your containment thread

The market isn't liking July.

>>58355671
Why not in an hour or two? Why not now? Why not yesterday?

>>58355645
>>58355671
what?

>>58355591
Yes leverage is effectively shorting an asset (fiat currency) that consistently loses value every single day. And you're using that leverage to buy an asset that has consistently appreciated over almost every 5+ year time horizon.
Unforunately most of the internet is currently filled with failures who have adopted Vanguard's propaganda as a coping mechanism to their stupid financial decisions. If they did even a little bit of research into papers that aren't directly funded by the fund industry they'll find that the efficient market hypothesis doesn't actually exist and the more people that put money into passive the less efficient the market becomes because the efficiency fundamentally arises from participants, it is not a magical outcome of a bunch of computers doing the work for you.

>>58355384
You’re going to pay for your lessons regardless. Question is to who.

>>58355674
and that's not based how?

>>58355637
>>58355596
Kek

>>58355674
Lol that would be pretty funny.

>>58355645
underrated post/10

>>58355674
Probable

>theres another new absolutely retarded and annoying tripfaggot in /smg
its unironically over for this general, stop baking

>>58355656
Well I bought a nice bottle of wine to toast myself to another win.

>>58355674
sad part is its probably way worse lmao

>>58355674
Definitely fucked up hentai. But in all seriousness, this is some fuckin Tom Clancy shit.

>>58355671
>it's real
holy shit
BUY PUTS

>>58355622
Not my fault you don't get divies or a legal team to enforce.
If you're saying that it is a money printing machine, then I think the question of
>green text
returns to your forehead.
Unthinking donations to people who want DEI and niggers, is a good way to end up dead.

>not posting it while the market is open
cmon james have a little fun

>>58355671
calling nothingburger with side of nada fries

>>58355671

>>58355674
we would unironically pump for weeks off that

>>58355671
>he says we're dropping rates regardless of the data

>>58355753
>pump for weeks
Carlos...

rate cuts announced for next month

>>58355671
>its JPow busting in a thick latina
BASED
>>58355697
>skull with kids toys
>cyrillic on package
lol slavs are such goobers

>>58355671
WAT?!

>>58355671
OH NOOOO!!!

>>58355762
>Tumor Weeks (TM)
is now 1 month?

>>58355748
Calling biggest news of the year, presented with such cringe nobody gets past the first 30 seconds.

>>58355786
The fed is essentially cutting rates by a few basis points.

HIDDEN CAM
DIRECT VID
OF POWELL
THE MOMENT
HE
SAID
just close the fuckin door

... so green day tomorrow?

>>58355786
>two weeks
>now one month
Inflation. They sneeeded those wages at the unions.

>>58355681
Kek

>>58355830
>unions
>muh unions
you that retard from last night whining about pay raises for wagies?

>>58355793
I wish, but nothing ever happens.

>>58355830
>Inflation.
I laffed/10

>>58355671
>crypto
nothingburger

>>58355762
now look at how many twitter "personalities" posted the EXACT SAME sentence with some alarmist message at the end
you're being concern-trolled by the chinks

>>58355852
Like the comments in Tucker Carlson's recent video?

>>58355859
sure? i didnt look, but it happens constantly

>>58355851
Oh ok. Nothing to see here

the last smg, good riddance

>>58355852
>twitter "personalities"
its clear at this point most of them are jsut being dramatic idiots farming clicks. like whining about burgers going up 30 cents in california and screaming how its a bloodbath there now.

>>58355851
WTF is there to whistleblow about crypto? It's all on Github and the block chain. There aren't any secrets, that's the whole fucking point.

>>58355851
>advertising campaign for crapto mlms
eh okay. Futas would have been the better choice

>>58355859
I can only imagine.

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker's man
Bake me a thread as fast as you can
Pat it and prick it and mark it with "SMG"
Put it in the oven for anon and me

>>58355870
pretty sure its worse than that.
really noticed it when the regional banks crashed last year. lots of exact copy paste "ARE US BANKS ALL GOING TO FAIL???"

>>58355873
Powell created Bitcoin.

>>58355868
My last smg, thanks to TNA I lost 200k in two hours…

>>58355828
>>58355828
>>58355828
awful picrel tho

I wonder what Powell did.

RIP NO BAKE

>>58355879
I can tell a left wing meme by the font size nigger. Y’all gotta get succinct. You need to be precise. You have to split hairs. It you gotta be funny and brief and you ain’t shit.

>>58355879
https://youtu.be/taTXqTdYYUY

>>58355762
Biden actually said something pretty close to "the CPI report means the Fed will postpone rate cuts maybe a month or two, but we don't know what the Fed will do". I happened to see a clip of him saying it on CNBC. The way ZH is trying to frame it just isn't how it was at all.

>>58355864
was very noticable... but to be honest since 2013 when Obama repealed the Smith–Mundt Act.
>U.S. Repeals Propaganda Ban, Spreads Government-Made News to Americans

>>58355415
this is correct, but why doesn't everyone just stop working and start investing then. (hopefully) sites in OP make it open knowledge

>>58355671
>JUST SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR

>>58355915
>1 hour long.
LOL, At 15 min and it’s gold!

Holy fuck it's real. I'm so cash money right now.

>>58355671
Waiting til the markets close for the day. Clever girl...

>>58355948
>but why doesn't everyone just stop working and start investing then
that's the goal, but need a big enough stack first

Is this the last smg ?

genuine question cause I'm sorta new to this: do any of you actually make enough to be able to just do trading as your only source of income? like full time?