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pee pee, poo poo

FARTZ

Please keep the schizoposting to an appropriate minimum.

I bought calls on the Shid & Fard 500 this morning

The nominal interest rate is 5.33%

Inflation is at 3.48%

That means the real rate of inflation is 1.85%

This is why bears are wrong but they can't seem to figure it out.

What current rate are we at and what is the probability of it being cut?

I love NVDA.

>>58353008
Remember anon, don't panic buy or sell, stick to your trading rules!

>>58353009
divvies are so fuckin comfy. I get my NTR divvy on Thursday, and I'm going to use it to buy myself a case of Busch and a big fuckin burger with all the fixins
Based.

>>58353025
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE DO AROUND HERE, PRETTY LADY!

>>58353029
Could still turn around. Either JPOW finds his balls and goes full Volcker (he won't) or we lean towards hyperinflation and those puppies print and you might be able to buy an 8 dollar pack of Oscar Meyer beef bologna as a treat.

Feembrap???

>>58353033
two cuts before EOY

>he baked

>tfw her hormones have kicked in and she nootices how BASED NATGAS AND OIL traders are

>>58353050
See >>58353031

Real rate of inflation is already below 2%.

Powell is such a coward. He knew rates should’ve been bigger and higher.

>>58353050
when they grew Jpow in the underground lab the reproductive organs were genetically edited out. he doesn't even understand the concept of balls.

>>58353064
>her hormones have kicked
Isn't she like 35?

TMV is literally free money since the 20 year is going to break 5%+ again. NVDA is also going to fall off with the increased competition from other players.

>>58353064
>tfw my wife is an oil trader
I'll watch them scissor...

>>58353031
lmfao
explain your line of thought I want to have a rofl

>>58353076
She's only 21 you sick fuck

>planned to divide my money evenly between TZA, LABD and FAZ for CPI
>got busy at work and had to rush the buys 5 minutes before market close
>come back today, CPI was shit as expected
>turns out i accidentally LABU instead of LABD
>portfolio could have been up by like 6% but now it's up only by 1.5%
How could I have been so fucking stupid god fucking damnit why can't i win even when I'm right

>>58353088

>>58353071
This kind of magical thinking is how "educated" retards believe that inflation is just "transitory" and "acktually hecking valid and cute"

>>58353064
>"something really female and feral kicked in when he revved up his gas powered car."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hEG6knXQxNg&pp=ygUWSSBkcml2ZSBhIGhlbGxjYXQgam9rZQ%3D%3D

>>58353031
That's now how inflation works retard.

>>58353077
I don't care about Intel, but it would be funny and great if Intel fucks NVDA with that. No clue though if they can. Don't care as I said, I just want NVDA to get heemed.

>>58353088
>only 21
>illegal to seggs in all white countries
why do you make the forbidden fruit so sweet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

>>58353008
>Rate cuts
>In 2024

Lol
Lmao even

Surprise rate hike in July.

>yfw you realize that the woman you love farts on average 14 times a day

BUY NATURAL GAS

>>58353031
>everything is on loan
>you are now all in debt to someone and all wealth is produced on a bank note
Interesting arguments. Wrong, wicked, possibly evil, but interesting.

>>58353129
Imagine the aroma.

>>58353128
It's a damn shame all these kino actresses from the 2000s were shot on 4 megapixel cameras and all we have are photos for ants.

>>58353139
Yeah but as inflation goes up the debt gets easier to pay off, lmao checkmate worry fags

>>58353129
>female natural gas
https://suno.com/song/9bf7fe19-a1ea-4380-b11b-851b963f52e4

>>58353128
JUST ONE MORE BOOSTER AND WE GO BACK TO NORMAL
ONE MORE BOOSTER AND WE STOP THE SPREAD
ONE MORE BOOSTER AND WE FLATTEN THE CURVE

>here we go again, its all so tiresome.

>>58353140
glad nobody has come up with consumer grade smell simulators

>>58353128
who is this semen demon?

>>58353155
I thought people forgot about covid and it just magically went away.

>>58353155
The market literally does the opposite
>Ok this CPI was high, but we still have 5 months!
>Ok this CPI was higher, but we still have 4 months!
>Ok this CPI was even higher, but we still have 3 months!
>Ok this CPI was once again even higher than the previous, but we still have 2 months!

Which faggot said to buy intc calls

>>58353159
It's a billion dollar industry potentially. Directly from the e-girl's butthole to the incel simp brap poster's nose (me)

>>58353185
>>58353155

>>58353148
not necessarily if in the case of households wages don't rise accordingly, in the case of economic agents demand doesn't keep up (or production costs go down) and in the case of politics productivity and therefore tax income doesn't rise at the same or higher pace.

Its not going to happen. At this stage of the pyramid scheme there are two option, communism, expropriation of households/economic agents or anarchism, the Big Correction with capitals in flames and security breaking down

>>58353193
>gambooling on intc
...why ever?

>>58353173
Biden held a press conference where he said "we aren't doing this anymore," and that was that.

>>58353077
intcel cares more about hiring roasties and niggers than profit

SPY closing at 505 today

>>58353145
So true. What an absolute specimen.
>>58353164
Gianna Michaels

>>58353185
Reddit

>>58353193
You mean sell? Me

Is SPY still ending green today? I need to know RIGHT NOW

>>58353212
you mistyped 515 pal

>>58353193
You shouldn't be longing Intel. You should be shorting NVDA.

Government is going to spend $870 billion on interest alone this year. Interest rates are not the problem, the government is run and controlled by the most evil people on Earth.

>>58353226
no

>>58353215
>you will never have her nipples in your mouth while she's riding you, with your hands cupping her butt cheeks and she farts while sliding slowly up and down your cock

>>58353226
Depends on what Jpow says. I think we will go even lower.

>>58353195
I can't read lost two world war ruins.

>>58353208
Same with Boeing lol
America went from 56% white to 39% white in ten years and now the cracks are starting to show

>>58353194
certainly, but disgusting nonetheless. Just afraid it might even be lucrative due to a for me unexpected high demand, which would destroy my hope for humanity by another notch

>>58353220
Yes

>>58353226
I sold a 519 0dte call and I'm always right. Do the math. This is investment advice.

>>58353251
Yeah, but people will just ignore this.

>>58353251
Yeah I guess at some point white people just need to form their own country or something and the cycle will just repeat itself of browns and asians moving to white countries to complain how racist whites are.

>>58353148
>debt gets easier to pay off
Only if you can produce something others can buy and only if you can force someone to lend more.
This generation will deal with inflation whether it likes it or not, the question is if they will pull the thorn or risk infection for their children.

>President Biden Calls On Companies To Use Record Profits To Cut Prices
That darn greedflation, I tell ya what

>>58353031
Inflation on food is literally 10% a year now, which is the metric I actually care about.

>>58353278
>pull the thorn or risk infection for their children.
in the political decision making positions, one half are octogonarian Boomers, the rest are socialist Millenials. Do the "math" - the hope is that the fucktards go full retard and fall into the accelerationist trap being to weak to pull off the communist putsch from above

I'm going to DCA back into the S&P. If anything, hot inflation means more corporate profits. Yeah it'll come at a cost of even more severe government debt, but if stay out you'll get left behind.

Its sad that I have to waste this hedge money. The market should go down but I have to hold soxl/spy calls JUST IN CASE biden and khazar kabinet have a suprise announcement about how great the heckin econimino is right now.

Real talk
Why do we *need* inflation to go back down to 2% specifically
3% looks fine and close enough to me, wouldn't it be fine to just stay where we are even if it doesn't go down?

>>58353290
but have you considered used car sales?

>>58353278
Bro all they need to do is allow kids to have onlyfans and then they will be able to afford the interest on the debt of going to college and getting a degree in communist feminist gender queer studies. If you keep voting democrat this will be a reality, those bigot republicans are holding

>>58353226
>month of crabbing
>CPI coming in hot
>FED talks
You know it will close green, just not the green you were hoping for.

I'm down 2.5 dollars
it's so over

>>58353290
its funny watching bots and shills fight this fact. All they can say is
>don't believe your lying eyes...
The Emperor has no cloths and all the peons see it- they and their kids are hungry.

>>58353320
Those bigot republicans are holding society and the next generation back

>>58353031
How does this image exist and why is it named after you?

>>58353290
food isn't a good indicator of inflation. I personally use paperclips and pencil erasers. these are things people can't live without.

had a premonition to buy UUP calls yesterday and that they would rally for the the next two years, and completely fuck everyone's ass. needless to say i did not. 10yr at 4.6% = two more weeks

>>58353290
maybe you should stop eating avocado toast and $8 starbucks triple pumpkin latte frapachinnos

>>58353316
Compounding.
2% is the upper limit of where it doesn't become down the road a self propelling inflationary death trap

>>58353278
>if they will pull the thorn or risk infection for their children
they will have none.

>>58353327
>$2.5
Wont even buy you a single Mcdonalds hash-brown...

>>58353290
where the fuck do you live, haiti?

>>58353301
IMAGINE
THINKING
>hot inflation means more corporate profits
IS A LASTING EFFECT

>>58353277
It's called japan

>>58353226
Yes. >>(you) won't believe your eyes.

>>58353327
>$2.50
$0.50 more and you can get one item from the dollar store.

>>58353290
>>58353332
What do you dumb, inevitably obese retards spend on groceries every month, as individuals? Tell me what you're buying. Guarantee you it's all processed, prepackaged slop.

>>58353316
sup jerome

>>58353368
>>58353391
Now up 3 dollars, looks like I'll make it

I just woke up why are we giga drilling ON NO NEWS?!?!?????!!!!

>>58353290
Have you tried fasting? It's amazing how much money you can save, how much weight you can lose, and how much less time you spend on meal prepping by simply not eating.

>>58353397
we are entering a stage where it is not a choice for slop or not... people need calories and they going to get however they can/afford.

>>58353316
2% inflation is even pushing. Anything more isn't sustainable and will result in catastrophe.

>>58353414
Good enough to post, good enough to sell.

otay buy time is now
we only go up from here

>>58353417
Reddit sellers think world is ending because of 0.1% more inflation. Fucken faggits

>>58353418
i've started holding my turds a couple hours longer and i calculate i've saved about ~50$ a week

>>58353290
> oh no i have to spend $20 more per month reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
if 10% increase in food costs are a problem for you, you were never going to make it anyways

See if we goin to 520 or 508

>>58353441
The world isn't ending, but rate cuts are not going to happen right now so bond yields will go up and stocks will correct a little bit. It isn't complicated.

>>58353442
Based. I have done the same. I'm actually impressed with the length of this shit snake I shatted. That's definitely a foot long at least.

>>58353450
its not about him. Its about 85% of the population having 0 savings, 0 capital and living pay check to pay check and on ccs

>>58353450
Some of us reproduced, married, etc. 300 /week minimum for austere cabinets.

>>58353290
i'm still working on the easter hams i bought for 99c/lb

>>58353450
Just because I can afford something doesn't mean I want to.

>>58353463

>>58353008
>be an europoor
>wake up at 11 AM
>see my portfolio being up 0.5%
>go back into heavenly slumber
>woken up again, this time by NYSE bell
>down 0.17% now
I understand this market belongs to you ameriburgers, but please, have some mercy. Think about your hardworking europeans for a change.
That's all had to say, love ya all anyway.

>>58353453
>a little bit

>>58353437
PPI is tomorrow so I fully expect another gap down, wouldn't really be opening any swings as of yet
After that though it looks like we might start rotating into tech again. ASML will kick off earnings season next week and it looks like it will do pretty well, which should be good for semis.

>>58353481
>hardworking europeans

>>58353424
Even a microwave in a corner gas-station can cook you a bowl of homemade soup.
The cost of an aifryer is below 40, you can buy a used George Foreman that fits in a backpack for $5 at goodwill.
There is no reason you can't cook.
>>58353290
Sugar and beef, I think. Grains are dumb cheap, and I'm pretty sure hydroponic veggie production costs aren't bad right now either. Though phosphorus may be a bit more expensive.

>>58353481
>a euro posting in an american market
stop. right there. and don't move.

>>58353496
Congratulations anon, you have correctly identified the joke.

>>58353450
It's about controlling the working population and preventing significant social unrest. The middle class (what's left of it) doesn't care.

>>58353504
It was merely a ruse?!

>>58353502
Sir you can't touch me, I'm under my danger immunity blanket already and I made sure my feet are not sticking out.

>>58353481
>muh "on holiday"
>muh maternity leave
>GDP is how much you can fine US companies
>hardworking

>>58353519
well played, sir
well played

so market will dump until the end of week, including next monday. time to deposit moolah into my (female) brokeraskgeweege

All I want is for intel to recover enough for me to sell it without feeling shame over the loss. Let me be free.

>>58353450
>Covid was the largest transfer of wealth from the middle class to the top .1%.

HAHAH DONT EAT THAT SLOP!! AAHAHAHAHAHA

>>58353536
You will feel the shame again in 2025 when you get your 1099.

>>58353489
Yeah, 10% or so. There is too much money on the sidelines. Only thing that will truly heem this market is a black swan.

>>58353496
>>58353512
>>hardworking europeans

bobos are awfully quiet… I don’t like it

>Rate cuts are in jeopardy
Give us a 50 bp hike this summer for the memes and sit on that for two years.

>>58353545
Which is exactly why they have one prepared.

>>58353086
>>58353109
That's literally what "real inflation" is, as a metric. If goods and services are up 3.48% but individuals and institutions can expect to earn around 5% on investments then they will be beating inflation.

BABA bros we are so back.

>>58353491
>this week is the bottom, all new highs by may

>>58353424
Nice, didn't answer. Shut the fuck up fatass, if you knew how to cook your own food you would know that it's still cheap as fuck to buy raw ingredients.

I'm rather suspicious today's market action is simply master bait.

>>58353576
Holy shit you are actually retarded.

>>58353592
the point flew over your head 2 posts ago retard.

>>58353588
Nigger are you using the same network as I am? Why is kuroba saying I'm the one who's posting retarded anime girls??

>>58353545
>war with ukraine wasn't the black swan event to do it
>blowing up the nordstream pipeline wasn't the black swan event to do it
>war in Israel wasn't the black swan event to do it
>Joe Biden being found too dementia ridden to be held accountable for sharing classified documents wasn't the black swan event to do it
>a boat crashing into a bridge wasn't the black swan event to do it
How many black swans need to be sacrificed here on the altar for the fucking market to dump already?

>>58353554
Truist calls? What are we doing here?

>>58353594
I believe the market is permabait
If I make money I'm happy, but I don't have any illusion as to its true nature

>>58353576
no. That is too much model thinking outside of reality. households and economic actors have to spend more with less relative income to inflation, therefore not the freedom to "invest"

>>58353594
>he didn't buy the dip

>>58353609
Nothing Ever Happens.
Nobody buys into artificial narratives after the incompetency of the china flue (((black swan)))

>>58353629
Anon, please, I don't forget my training.

>>58353609
Why are you assuming a black swan has to be a negative event? One might argue that the AI bull run was unexpected and provided the market covering fire to ignore all fundamentals.

>>58353139
You can just not borrow things. It's like just not using non-free software. Yeah you go without but you go without mostly goyslop so you're much happier anyway.

>>58353609
Black swan events are now unironically priced in

>>58353588
wtf my post didn't post but kuroba insists my post is your post which it is not. I was stupidly complaining about something not posting animu grils

I think the fed should have raised rates even higher for even longer.

>>58353609
Those are all just pieces of the puzzle being put into place to support
THE
>THE
THE
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EAT SHIT MUMUTARDS

>>58353481
faggot

t.eu

>>58353609
interesting point

>>58353601
Lmao still not answering the very simple question. How much do you spend on groceries and what are you buying?

>>58353597
Refute it

>>58353623
Wage growth has been outpacing inflation tho

>>58353629
I bought the dip but it kept on dippin'

This shit is so boring. Wake me up when TND is getting priced in.

>>58353654
They will either Q4 of this year or by Q2 of next.

>>58353642
It was his claim that all of the market is what is in fiat currency. Just the number of counterfeits alone suggests he's mistaken.

>>58353609
>How many black swans need to be sacrificed here on the altar for the fucking market to dump already?
market crash is dictated by consumer recognizance unless it becomes impossible to finance economics
they'll keep blowing smoke up everyone's ass and gaslighting people until fundamentally the math doesn't work anymore
inflation isn't 3.5%, it's ~14%. We've been hemorrhaging jobs to the tune of 75,000 monthly
eventually we'll reach a point where the bottom unceremoniously drops out because enough people just simply can't pay for anything

why did NVDA do the opposite of the rest of the market today?

https://streamable.com/wtmy8a

>>58353666
Update
>3 posts ago

>>58353594
Definitely another bear trap. The next thing that is going to happen is retail investors overhearing their proctologist claiming that the only thing he enjoys more than fisting his patients is selling puts to retail retards.

>>58353612
Giga puts I bought at the first dip. Heemed hard and finally broke green. Def gonna tank again. I asked if I should double down and buy more a few threads ago. It’s probably gonna go green tomorrow so perhaps calls

>>58353609
>>58353679
also expect a war to break out to cover it, and they'll make some kind of executive order that allows you to discharge $25k of debt per year of military service
blame the economy on the war, and get fresh bodies without a draft with debt slavery

>>58353666
hardly. if you are looking right now at yoy sure. If you expand the time frame by as little as 3 years, fuck no - if you increase the time frame by 30 years, you feel like its time to kill socialists

>>58353686
why does a company with the GDP of Chine do anything?

>>58353463
Today is not turd inspection day, that's next week.

>>58353679
This. The latest consumer debt report showed that not only is it rising, but a substantial amount of it is revolving (for the NIGGERS here that means paying only the interest and not the principle).

>>58353686
AI

>>58353600

>>58353688
What a weird fucking thing to avoid. Fat slob confirmed.

does anyone have the picture of the clown market post from a while back where the anon posts something like
>i buy calls i get heemed
>i buy puts i get heemed
>i buy long shares i get heemed
>i short shares i get heemed
etc

>>58353691
If you are playing for another bank to get liquidated I might have gone with PNC but TFC probably works just as well

everything in my portfolio is red lads, not just tech

>>58353653
Don't know what you're on about.

>>58353594
Don't trade, invest or interact with the market on super special event days just let it play out or you will get burned.

>>58353686
Insiders say there's been a breakthrough in AI-powered penis enlargement behind the scenes

>>58353700
>some kind of executive order that allows you to discharge $25k of debt per year of military service
Interesting take and I can definitely see something like this being brought in since today's kids are too big of FAGGOTS to serve.

>cpi
wow its nothing

>>58353609
Those weren't black swan events though. A black swan even would be like the internet goes dark for a week strait. The fucking Jews rug pull you before you even get a chance to get out, and that's why everybody loses.

>>58353679
>>58353700
Makes a lot of sense actually. Well said.

>>58353729
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

>>58353290
>>58353332
>>58353424
Food that's processed in *any* way has exploded in price. Whole foods have gone up by a max of 100% if you buy them from a grocery store. Wholesale the prices have been volatile but they actually haven't gone up much in the past 6-10 years.

This is why the economic data seems to disagree with your lived experience.

>>58353740
>people don't want to serve for zog
>this is somehow a problem

>>58353768
What a sly way to call them fat, nice

>>58353719
Retard update:
>4 posts ago.

>>58353740
If the kids are faggots for not wanting to serve, what are you for not training them in Militia as your Constitution actually orders?

>>58353768
>Whole foods have gone up by a max of 100%
That's... not good.

>>58353031
what a retarded nigger

>>58353782
idk I used to live on poptarts and chicken nuggets and I couldn't put on weight at all. You have to be retarded *and* a sloth to be fat and be at least like 25, if you're only one or the other chances are you'll be prediabetic at worst.

>>58353740
wont close the recruiting gap. the war between households and politics is turning hotter. paramilitaries might have a higher chance to recruit than national armed forces with incentives.
if heads arent cut off pronto and publicly, anarchy is just around the corner

>>58353765
top kek

>>58353785
>serving jews and dying for pedophiles

I'm shorting CGC, PSFE, and TEX.

>>58353031
>anon almost discovers why TIPS are the way they are but gets confused

>>58353700
>also expect a war to break out to cover it, and they'll make some kind of executive order that allows you to discharge $25k of debt per year of military service
With what money would they discharge 25k in debt.
They can barely handle paying military peons mininum wage

Reminder: this retarded glownigger showing up again last night to do preemptive damage control for CPI was your sell signal. He only shows up when the market shits the bed. Feds are trying to manipulate retail sentiment to keep the market afloat, and you need to sell as soon as you see them.

>>58353783
Jesus dude we get it, you're fat. Obese, even. I don't give a shit that you buy boxed mac n cheese and frozen corndogs and doritos and soda all the time but stop acting like everyone else does that and pays the same amount for groceries as your slovenly ass.

you bought calls right anon?

>>58353768
>Wholesale the prices have been volatile but they actually haven't gone up much in the past 6-10 years.
thats a downright lie anon and you know it.

>>58353731
I don’t really think it’ll collapse. But the giga shit it had in 2023 really pissed me off as a shareholder and I think it’ll fall back there once the market stops soaring (it won’t)

>>58353754
>no true black swan event fallacy
At that point the expression is meanignless. If being on the verge of WW3 and countries becoming financially insolvent isn't the bit bearish what the fuck do you think it would even matter if normies lost internet for a week. We would just go 1980s mode for a week and honestly that would be an improvement compared to what we have now so if anything that would be bullish. It's not even like most of America has really updated its infrastructure since then.

you did buy calls when i said time to buy, right, anon?

It's joever

https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/inflation/current-inflation-rates/

>>58353700
>avoid military service+seething roastie enforcers altogether
>take out debt but don't serve, instead invest in the market when it shits the bed because war were declared (always happens check the historical charts)
>survive the war having bought the bottom, pay off debts with profits, fuck the girlfriends of the dead soldiers, laugh at the crippled 'vets' seething at me for not having missing limbs and profiting from their problems

>>58353820
Retard bulletin update:
>Missed the point 5 posts ago.

I told you niggas that there would be no rate cuts in june. I had my money on a pause for the rest of the year and it's looking more and more likely. Ya'll REALLY think this is the end of inflation? By the way, inflation correction is only ONE part of the Fed formula. They still need to bring employment DOWN. We need to see 5% unemployment until things start normalizing again. YOU'RE ALL ADDICTS TO FREE MONEY.

>>58353828
I just looked at the CME front contract charts last week.
Beef has gone up a bit otherwise there are just some big bumps.

>>58353799
FUD
My neighbors aren't bad people. At least not most of them. It's not paramilitary to keep the "being necessary to the security" clause of the US Constitution. Your inferred slander should be noted as intent to treason against The People in color of law.

>>58353481
god I hate europeans

t. german

>>58353768
>if you go to the farmer directly, milk is cheap
Wow thanks I'll think of that next time I'm near a barn.

>>58353818
This is another one of the glownigger shills: >>58353826. Beware. If you buy calls you *will* get heemed. Feds are trying to prevent a major selloff, so they spam posts like these on retail investment forums.

>>58353815
>join army to get debt forgiven
>credit companies/ banks take the hit write off loss in taxes
>you now have forgiven debt, which is taxable income
>uncle sam writes you a bill for forgiving your debt while serving
>still ower
>uncle same pays creditors with this tax revenue, since their debt obligations will be in the negatives to complete the process
I like where clown world is heading

>>58353841
or you can get drafted and die

>>58353740
>kids are too big of FAGGOTS to serve.
You'd have to be a major fag to serve a country that hates you.

>>58353845
>Ya'll

>>58353826
no i bought them yesterday on NVDA and got heemed. Decided to inverse you and buy NVDA puts at open and got HEEMED

>>58353815
>With what money would they discharge 25k in debt.
>They can barely handle paying military peons mininum wage
if you're funding a war, that's super cheap especially when part of the contract is that you don't get a GI bill or any of the other shit associated with voluntary military service
>>58353841
most likely if you're sent to collections or above a certain level of debt, or in the red to a certain number, they'll send DHS to round your ass up
if you're long cash in a deflationary environment you'll probably end up good

>>58353845

>>58353818
True, my portfolio is down 0.09% today. I wish I sold yesterday.

>>58353876
Oh, right. YOU'SE NIGGAS

>>58353450
>just eat rice and beans until it gets less terrible
When do things stop being terrible? When can I switch from rice that leeches my internal nutrients to something more filling?

>>58353849
I literally cant tell if you are a chat bot or a triggered chair communist

>>58353871
its not about what your country can do for you, it's about what you can do for your country. now get on the fucking bus to boot camp.

>>58353818
Map the posts to the market you dumb schizo faggot. I did and I noticed a distinct gap in your screenshotting while the market mooned lmao.

>>58353857
>Cityfaggot detected
You're probably closer to a dairy than your dumb fat ass realizes

>>58353845
this. it was so obvious. fed only cuts rates when there's a recession

>>58353865
Get shot or get shot either way I'm not going and if a bunch of money is lost on their part all the better.

>>58353128
BANGBROS - The Greatest Porn Video Ever Made with Gianna Michaels & Naomi the ending of that video will help you guys out if you are stressed from the red day

>>58353185
I think Powell is in checkmate since he isn't allowed to raise rates and gas prices are seeing 5 dollars in summer. He can't do anything until after Labor Day but probably after election.

>>58353525
>GDP is how much you can fine US companies
That made me burn my nose since coffee flew out of it

>>58353609
I feel that until Powell says market go down market never go down because AI is that important for society.

>>58353857
Heh. My parent's are neighbors with a big farmer so I literally do this. I don't think people realize just how much of this is markup between processing and merchants. I'm kind of surprised how many people here don't understand it since you can clearly see it by comparing futures prices to grocery store prices.

>>58353888
2 more weeks

>>58353008
>CPI continues rising

Fucking why? We've been under high af rates for over a year. What is causing inflation to rise again?

>>58353882
His total cause is right, his finer details are questionable. Inflation backs off when there are no buyers. That means either nobody has money to put in, or nobody wants it.
If you push the latter end, you can have a very comfy society with a very boring sales floor. That comes from employing people to make lots of good shit.

>>58353890
>your country.
I was told calling it "my country" was selfish and racist.

>>58353891
If you lived in a rural area you would need a truck to survive and you would be spending fucktons on gas. Just admit you're a neet and stop wasting people's time with your delusional horseshit, you absolute loser.

>>58353922
Higher wages and your continued spending. Stop spending >:(

I'm newer to stocks, could someone give a qrd?
from what I understand, the consumer price index releases monthly and today's results were 0.1% outside of the projection -> interest rates guy jerome powell probably won't like this -> SP500 goes down in anticipation -> the event is now priced in and "line go up" will resume

>>58353799
All it will take is an...

Uranium and weed is making my account positive today.

>>58353922
greedy insurance companies your momma has to pay

>>58353916
>He can't do anything until after Labor Day
>Mid September FOMC special economic data bullshit edition

>>58353922
>Fucking why?
ignores the trillions of dollars printed and sent to Ukraine and Israel in last 24 months. You know we give Israel 8million a day rig.. right? This is common knowledge rig.. right?

>>58353930
>your country.
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBSbZSL1LdY

>>58353947
My parents own like ten houses and bitch about their insurance bills.
I own zero houses, live rent free, and own tens of thousands of dollars in insurance stock.

>>58353904
Rate cuts and QE to STIMULATE. Rate hikes and QT to SHRINK. Why would we need to stimulate some more given the actual state of the economy? If you want to use the 10-11 year business cycle as a mental model, we're in year 15 of expansion. Long over due. Yes, Covid kinda messed with that but we're literally fucking 2-3 years removed from Covid. LAWL. It's hard to remain sober when money and your financial future is involved, I know. I lived through 2008 and became somewhat of a economic wonk/autistic schizo as a result not wanting to repeat the mistakes my parents and everyone else made during that time and learned to force myself to be objective. Sorry boys, don't shoot the messenger!

>>58353922
>Inflation is rising
Come on. Look at the chart. Tell me how meaningful this "rise" is.

>>58353931
>If you lived in a rural area you would need a truck to survive
...are you fucking serious with this shit? Really?

>>58353938
Delays interest rate cuts. Line wants lower interest rates to be able to go up, so line go down.

>>58353888
>leeches my internal nutrients
wtf kinda shit you been eating?
>>58353889
I can't tell if you're a rabbi or another flavor of provocateur. Things don't get better when you have total social and structural breakdowns. If you're wishing for that to solve these problems. you need to be shown for the moronic weak faggot you are. Especially when there's an obvious backing for getting what you want in an orderly fashion, already in the hands of every single US jurisdiction.

Anyway, I'm buying ag-stocks again, WASDE is tomorrow and grain prices are still low, even with Ukraine/Russia and diesel climbing.

Apologize.

Will wages ever recover?

>>58353938
All depends on what he says. He has just straight up denied the data before and said it's not conclusive.

>>58353891
You are really the most insufferable faggot in all of /smg/ and that's coming from a tripfag.

>>58353929
It's not what he said; it's how he said it.

>>58353916
The reason for why Gianna was a GOAT pornstar, and yes it's the single reason, is because she NEVER did an anal scene. Everyone kept watching her stuff and following her through the better part of an entire decade just to see her get her booty hole pounded. There's one obscure lost scene that people dug up where she's getting poked in the butt but that was it and it was a pretty new discovery if memory serves right. Same thing with Mia Khalifa. She tried it once and never again and became THE premier porn star for the Zoomer generation

>>58353938
interest is high to combat inflation, high interest means less incentive to invest in the market over stable cash investments, less investment in the market means lines stop going up

expectation was interest was due to come down soon, higher inflation than expected means that's less likely, so people adjust and funny stuff happens.

>>58353960
>HURR DURR
The cost of a single XCaliber Arty 155mm is 150-220k per round depending on Batch size.
At a VERY SMALL 2k shells per day, if all of those are the best, your daily costs at $185k/shell is $370million. Stop being a dumb fag, war is fucking expensive.

>>58353922
People have just said fuck it and are debtmaxxing via credit cards. Also the government is printing insane amounts of money to hand over to Ukraine and illegals immigrants which is causing worse inflation. Also the fed and government are lying about pretty much everything economically

>>58353944
How is anybody going to apply mass behaviorism when there is no monopoly on informational distribution anymore and societal atomization has gone into lala land.
If nobody listens nothing happens, that is the reality of inter-human relationships of all kinds - if nobody observed the tree falling it didnt fell - and if nobody trusts the one that observed, itdidnt fell either

>>58353960
I hate Biden so much.
>>58353978
>Come on. Look at the chart. Tell me how meaningful this "rise" is.
it is significant when we've been with high rates for over a year. Imagine what will happen when the FED lowers.
Ameritards have to stop Biden in October.

>>58353980
>Line wants lower interest rates to be able to go up
Not true. Companies have been reporting blowout earnings even with rates where they are.

>>58353960
It was *borrowed* and much of it was borrowed at shorter terms too. It gets called away at term and that's when the real fun starts.

>>58353985
>when there's an obvious backing for getting what you want in an orderly fashion
That would be the material and ideal annihilation of socialists ideas and people - I doubt that is possible to achieve when at best left handed liberals or worse communists sit in the political decision making bodies and in a lot of boards of economic organizations

>>58354030
>Says FED
>Has a retarded take
EVERY SINGLE TIME

>>58353978
Okay, now look at the unemployment rate. Still hovering around all time lows.

>>58354065
We just need to run the jews and immigrants out with violence.

>>58354001
Stop focusing on averages of millions of people and start focusing on your own situation.

>>58354001
Kek wagies

>>58354074
needs to be a little higher
not enough jobs are being created

>>58354047
>Companies have been reporting blowout earnings even with rates where they are.
Market psychology is irrational and driven almost 100% by Fed/government policy.

>>58354074
Okay and why is that somehow bad for the economy?

>>58354000

LMFAO their narrative will not survive community notes LAWLZ

>>58354030
You think this is bad? Wait until Biden steals a second term. We'll be lucky if America isn't in a great depression after that.

>>58354065
Are you a Marxist? Do you believe you're a Capitalist? Marx invented that term to create divisions as provocateur, or as a natural at that particular cause in his own horrible Talmudist upbringing.
At no point has the US, or any nation on earth, ever lived full capitalist, and neither have you wanted to. Because it never existed, it was all a strawman to give him a couch with which to claim he had better answers because he was making a show of things.

>>58354021
thank you for proving my point retard. Gotta love the useful idiots they send here.

When line goes up, I'm an investment genius and I made money today.
When line goes down, it's just numbers on a screen.
It's that simple.

>>58353809
As per other thread: Why? Especially cgc?

1:01pm - 10-y Bond Auction

>>58354055
anon, can you elaborate...?

what i just read made the hair on my account stand up.

>>58354112
>I think Putin annexing things is a good way to get a profitable market!
>Heck yes I bought into Evergreen! Those bastard chinese builders tho, who could have guessed!

Red days do make this place more lively

>>58353865
you can dodge military service quite easely. for me its going to be paying an hooker to give me clamidia or some other fixable STI

>>58354122
oof- you not going to pass your mid -year shill review. This posters IP is outside Langley AFB/DC.

>>58354118
The fed won't infringe upon cartel operations just like they won't pursue china for selling cartel fentanyl. They use the cartel.

>>58353980
>>58354010
>>58354020
thanks, I'll read up on interest rates.
I'm wondering when the next movement events are. are there other reports as big as CPI coming up? is there a time besides the FOMC meeting on 4/30 to look out for? I'm guessing interest rate movement isn't for several months but any mention of it will cause a shake

>>58354142
>Steven from Carolina North Oblast

I think we've found the bottom

I guess people once again forgot - you're investing in corporations, not your neighbour Bob who struggles to pay his rent. Corporations always win:
>inflation goes up - corporations raise prices and squeeze every single cent from consumers
>rates go up - corporations pass the cost on consumers
>economy shits the bed - corporations with their accounting team were prepared for 100 different scenarios and diversified their assets before you ever learned what this word means
Your personal struggles caused by Fed and government are in no way connected with how corporations work.

>>58354000
>>58353978
>>58354074
>retards hate this graph

>>58354151
>Carolina North
perhaps i was wrong...
>Outside Tel Aviv/Kiev

They are not sending their best... or maybe they are.

>>58354108
>Marx invented that term to create divisions as provocateur,
thats my line. and I have to insist on the term "capitalism" or "capitalist" not existing as natural phenomena, contrary to word "capital", which just means value preserved, with value being a subjective term.
and no, I am a cynic anarchist that traced the root problem of the past 150 years to a left interpretation of Hegel, in vulgo known as materialism and the only way to get rid of it, is genocide of infected brains

>>58354140
>implying they care anymore
As long as you're under 35 and have a pulse your ass is going to fight and die for Israel.

>>58354120
It will be fine

>>58354162
I was looking for this graph actually. Thanks. Yes, "official" reports are bunk and fluffed to make things look good.

>>58354121
Do you not understand how this works? There's no printing, it's all lending. The special thing about the fed is that they can run a deficit (for example, by lending money to other banks) without being called but that's it and they're not lending right now.

The federal government never prints money they just borrow it, often from banks who use it to hedge other positions. That's what "the national debt" is. When they borrow it they do it at different terms (months, years, decades, I prefer ~6 month terms personally) and they have to pay back the principle at the end. They do this by charging taxes and everyone is saying they're going to have to jack the tax rates *way* up to cover the money they've borrowed. IE all the "printed money" gets called away at term and it just creates volatility.

>>58354083
>averages
>median

least retarded Smg poster

>>58354160
well said anon.

>>58354171
I know, but it will buy me enough time to fuck off to south america and physically hide all my assets in a hole in the ground

>>58354154

>>58354160
You're an idiot

>>58354162
Oh cool so the Fed and Treasury and US government go by the ShadowStats number right? Just confirming

>>58354165

>five minutes away from 1:1 meeting with manager
>manager moves it an hour back

>>58354179
Well said anon.

>>58354162
Are these alternative facts?

>>58354199
Don't attribute to malice that which can be explained by simple stupidity. I bet your ass is losing a lot of money. Aren't you? Lol.

>>58353916
>gas prices are seeing 5 dollars in summer.
Oil ALWAYS has a seasonal dump in may/june specifically because summer blend is different from winter blend. But NRGU is going to have the best degen buying opportunity ever.
>violent shart from 800 down to 500
>shoots up to 1100
Bootiful.

>>58354182
"Average" usually means a family of statistics including the median and mode. At least that's what I was taught in school.

>>58354206
means you will be fine- don't be combative, sell the shit out of yourself and what you have done since your last review.

>>58354219
Up 111% over the last year, wbu?

>>58354136
Stfu nigger

>>58354213
lel

>>58354162
eyeballing the average seems like 10%/year average over the last 20 years. That would mean that prices have gone up 6.7 times since 2004. That's how retarded you are.

>>58354172
thank you for the reassurance yellen, welcome to /smg/

>>58354235
Lol. Your $500 Robin Hood account doesn't count. I'm up 25% but I'm managing money for myself and family so I have to be conservative.

>>58353938
She's dead jim.
>won't like this
>line go up will resume
Seasonally there is usually a dump in may leading into june. I think crabbing, failing to break upwards, then dump is more likely when rumours of a hike are 'released by credible sources'. Things should bottom in the week which June 11 falls in (an auspicious day for buyers) and swing back up in July.

Since this is an election year the market will have selloffs in august and september and then the 3 weeks before the election will be turbulent. When a new president is elected the markets will go up by 10-20% over the subsequent 6 months. If Trump wins the markets will bull harder (regulations removed so investors more likely to throw money into the pile), if Biden wins the bull will be subdued (shit policies continue).

>>58354199
the government uses the retarded CPI that weights things in a disingenuous way

>>58354028
All it takes is putting enough of the squeeze on even just one "absolute essential" and you'll see that the informational distribution is still plenty enough monopolized and the atomization will snap right back into place. In fact, the right amount of squeeze in the right places and the informational aspect isn't even that important.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THERE ARE NO MORE TENDIES

>>58354191
>>58354154
Bought $10k x20 NDX at -1.1% earlier today.

>>58354197
I'm the idiot who kept on buying during all dips when bobos were predicting SPY to go to $300 during last few years.

>>58354255
>That would mean that prices have gone up 6.7 times since 2004. That's how retarded you are.
you're retarded and can't do math, you're off by a decimal point

>>58354228
you're right, ill be their little slut and they won't wanna get rid of me!

>>58354264
probable. Explains October vix future contract bump

>>58354301
get paid girl friend- good luck.

>>58354271
where do you get dis page of numbers?

>>58354283
YGMI if for nothing but your intrepidness.

>>58354295
I'm talking about your "SGI alternate CPI" moron, you just went back to using official CPI.

>>58354312
https://www.bls.gov/cpi/tables/relative-importance/cost-weights.htm

10 year bond auction happened

>>58354206
Is he a ser?

>>58354280
Not going to work out. Check trust surveys by age group. The china flue charade was pretty much an all out throwing the kitchen sink in behaviorism terms, made the post 9/11 "war on terror" shit look like a toothpaste ad. And it completely failed. Sorry, Barney and Gramsci were falsified as generalizable methods

>>58354336
>10Y +4.4% today
lmao nice

>>58354160
Based
Invest in syndicates not people.

FUCK!!!!

>>58354327
Precisely the reason you can't trust a single thing bears freak out about

>>58354160
>Corporations always win
Tell that to the Macy's baggies.

>>58354328
danke
>>58354337
he's a mudhutter

>>58354160
if corporations could just raise prices anytime and still hit their targets why wouldn't they have already done that?

>"We don't need to cut rates more! Inflation is over."
>climbs to 0.2% per month
>"That's an average of 2.4% yearly. Completely in line with the target."
>climbs to 0.3% per month
>"That's 3.6% yearly sure but that was a fluke"
>hits 0.4% per month
>"a... another fluke goyim"
>now a second 0.4% pushing us 3.4% for the last 12 months
>on our way to 4.8% yearly inflation
>"STOP BEING ANTI SEMETIC!!!!"
Its almost like they shouldn't have stopped raising rates

>>58354160
What stocks were a good investment in 2008? Are you prepared to be in the red for the next 10 years?

Next thread... >>58354379
Next thread. >>58354379
Next thread! >>58354379

>>58354213
synagogue of satan is also "alternate facts"

Is nobody going to bake?

>>58354160
If consumers refuse to buy corporations will suffer and post declining revenues, leading to a collapse in stock price.

>>58354363
It's crazy that anyone can be dumb enough to actually claim that "actual" inflation that the government hides from you is 10%/year for decades.

>>58354390
They need to stay competetive as well. But when shit hits the fan, and everyone starts to raise, what you gonna do? Keep your prices low and go bankrupt? Anyway, proof is in results from 2022-2023. Despite difficult conditions, corporations were the winners while plebs went into record high debt.

>>58354264
I'll keep an eye out for these trends thank you! seems I have much to catch up on

I need somewhere to put $400. Recommend me your bags

>>58354179
Don't the banks create money to buy the bonds? In the past, they could spend multiples of whatever money they had, now there isn't even a limit.

>>58354422
>If consumers refuse to buy corporations will suffer and post declining revenues, leading to a collapse in stock price.
Corporations are smarter about this than your mind can comprehend. You try to use your brain to figure out the consequences of corporations' actions. Problem is your brain will never be capable understanding how many options corpos have to deal with hard times.

>>58354454
I'm shorting Gold futures (August 2024)

>>58354424
Retard.

>>58354464
Post proof. No one believes your clout-chasing bullshit redditor.

>>58354345
SURVEYS
SCHMURVEYS
(OY VEYS)
It will work.

>>58354477
Can you even read?

>>58353545
>money on the sidelines
>spy up 60% pre covid
Lol
Lmao

>>58354301
That’s my son