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My dell calls...

Why is everything dumping in the premarket?

JEROME RAISE THE RATES

DAS RITE

Core CPI (MoM) (Mar) 0.4% 0.3% 0.4%
Core CPI (YoY) (Mar) 3.8% 3.7% 3.8%

CPI (YoY) (Mar) 3.5% 3.4% 3.2%
CPI (MoM) (Mar) 0.4% 0.3% 0.4%

Holy fuck I love being in Oil

well i only bet $200 on calls anyway i dont really care but my put should cover most of my losses
>>58350858
CPI

>>58350845
CPI is a nonsense indicator that nobody cares about. The market might as well be crashing on no news. Clearly this is an instance of big money selling puts to gullible investors. Like they don't fucking know what inflation looks like. Bunch of idiots shitting themselves over a nothingburger.

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT LOADING UP ON AS MANY SPY PUTS AS I COULD BEFORE CLOSE YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THESE FEELINGS

No rate cuts for 2024

I am losing so much money right now

So everyone will acknowledge that the economy is fine under current rates, and inflation is doing these tepid 0.1% bumps up and down, so how the fuck is any of this bearish for the stock market? It isn't, surprise! Dumb fucking doomer faggots

https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

so does this have just no connection to reality or what? the numbers here seem so very different than what was just released. i am so confused bros.

WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

>>58350886
Nice cope sweaty, check the charts

>>58350886
>anything makes sense

you are new here right? just blame it on niggers/jews and wait for it to close green after the fake and gay dump.

OH MY GOD I BETTER SELL ALL OF MY NVDA BECAUSE INFLATION MOVED 0.1%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao who the fuck even thinks this way

>>58350872
exhuberant bull that isn't as good as he thought. Its okay bro. There will be more plays. Doubling down on your exuberance is not the answer. You're gonna heem yourself.

>Went from +0.25% to -1% premarket in less than 5 minutes

>>58350886
>tepid

Remember that adjective in a few months. This will be a moment of self reflection.

Buy the dip.

>>58350907
0.1% off expectations is about as meaningless as it gets. Boring as fuck. The people who keep referring to these prints as HOT are such alarmist faggots.

>>58350907
You're talking to a Bidenbot that cant count. Disregard.

>>58350899
>higher than expected inflation makes the market go down hurr durr

>>58350878
Did you bought?

>>58350886
Is this some sort of retarded Mumu cope?

Kek stupid greedy mumu faggot baggies

>>58350922
YEA I BOUGHT SPY PUTS THAT EXPIRE TODAY
I GAMBLEDEDEDED AND I WON
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fucking knew I should've swung spy puts. but noooo I wanted to wait for fomc

>>58350914
I saved this for people like you. Is this not greater than 10% ? Its even more than this because i cannot select this nigger year. DIAF.

So I'm guessing it was bad lol.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TLT BROS

>>58350948
take profits at open

>>58350948
Nice.
I'm long fucking UPRO.

>>58350948
Take 7/8 or 3/4 of them off the table and leave the remainder for exposure.

Wow every hawkish faggot had a hot take ready. Making these boring as fuck inflation readings out as catastrophic is obnoxious - watch the FOMC minutes be dovish as fuck just to slap down every alarmist motherfucker trying to spook everyone into selling over 0.1% increases.

Will Boeing ever recover or is shit now in complete free-fall?

>>58350953
I got you senpai

https://www.bls.gov/data/inflation_calculator.htm

SPY is going to fly today.

REPUMP IT; I WANT TO SHORT AGAIN

haha, the jews are dumping it pre market

>>58350975
I have a buy order at 145 I presume it will bounce where it has bounced before.

>>58350975
boeing has been going strong for years, if they have enough money to do what they did in the past month they have enough money to keep going on for the next 10

>>58350845
>I just sold 6 figs of Sol....Which means it's about to skyrocket in a few minutes.

You're welcome

i'll buy spy calls on open if this does not recover too much

>>58350971
it was obvious because the stock market was running too hot. they have to slap it back down. fed will be hawkish

>>58350953
>government inflates away its debt printing and diluting to pay existing loans. rolling obligations out further into the future forever
>everyone gets a raise at work
>nothing changes

they will do this magic trick forever and in the year 2200 there will still be retarded boomers worried about number go up
"used to be a $100 menu when i was a kid and now $100 hardly buys anything"

Good morning smg. Gonna do some drinking soon. Let's have a great day.

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Fighting for control, a battle to be won~
In the land of profits and dreams UNDONE~
In the land of profits and dreams undone~


The bulls charge forward with relentless strength~
But the bears won't back down, they go to any length~
A game of numbers and risk, high stakes in the fight~

>WHO WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUUUUUUUUS~

>IN THE MARKETS LIGHT~

>BULLS AND BEARS CLASH ON THE TRADING FLOOR~
>RED, GREEN FIELDS~
>BULLS AND BEARS FIGHTING FOR THE FIELD~
>YOULL SEE IT'S THE MARKET AT IT'S CORE~
>THIS BATTLE OF THE MIGHTY NO ONE'S GONNA YIELD~
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Bulls and Bears fighting for the field~

>>58350993
>it was obvious because the stock market was running too hot
according to who? you?

>USD/JPY broke through 152
euhm.....

So how about that Intel? Is this the temporary bottom?

This whole narrative doesn't even make sense - we mooned from November to March because the market shrugged off the current interest rates. This was even while faggots like Kashkari and Goolsbee were saying "well we might have more hikes.....". This very clearly means that rate cuts aren't what the market is hinging on. Current rates support a bullish market, lower rates are even more bullish. Bears freaking out over historically average inflation is unironically a buy signal.

Time to buy UPRO, I still have to average up..

>>58351011
according to obvious, you retard.

>>58350960
>>58350963
>>58350969
I NEED HELP CALMING DOWN
GIVE ME YOUR BEST TECHNIQUES TO SLOW DOWN YOUR HEARTRATE /SMG/
I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK

naked female women with butts

SHOOTS AND LADDERS

WEEEEEEeeeeeeee!!
oooooOOOOOOOO!!

>>58350888
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK

Why is EU getting heemed harder than the US? lol EU doesn't recover as much

>>58350995
It means saving loses money so you're forced to live on credit or pay a premium.

>>58351021
what the fuck is this astrology autistim

100+ point candle (RED) on the S&P futures

>they did buy puts yesterday

>>58351021
Im so close to cutting my losses but need to close my eyes and see it through a few years. I bought a handful more yesterday to average down.

>>58351032

just sold everything before everyone else does.

a hot inflation report was super obvious so we might moon unironically

>>58351021
imo we're close. I was bout to pull the trigger on leaps yesterday but felt like today was happening. I think we hit 508.7x today then plinko around for a bit.

>>58350845
>Sell it all. Today.

>>58351031
I like to go outside with a cup of green tea and look at the mountains.
>>58351022
Everyone might be thinking BLS is manipulating the numbers lower to prepare for rate cuts because of some crisis.
It's retarded but so is just about every other explanation.

INFLATION IS 0.1% TOO HIGH SELL EVERYTHING

>>58351052
I've been expecting this since March 4th. Lost 400$ attempting to be a smarty pants. I sure hope I can recoup my losses today!

these new file upload requirements are gay

>>58351051

>>58351044
invest in HOOD. saving shouldnt lose you money and banks will start to offer 5%+ interest rates on cash or not exist in the future.

i dont know what kind of fucking retard you would have to be to lose money when you can get 5% on cash

>>58351025
nah you're just new here.

>>58351061
How do people call a 0.1% increase "hot"? I'm hearing people say the CPI was "very hot" even, which is just absolutely ridiculous.

>mfw being in cash

WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND
SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN

>>58351022
see pic and file name. >>58350953


1000$ is now 1200$. What will it be next year ? You telling me things will get cheaper ? No we are in a doom bull cycle; THings are good? Charge em more! Things are better ? Charge them even more!!! They gotta have it. Why is the price of every item going up in a coordinated manner ? How will the plebs digest a 20% hike on everything that they purchase ?

intel is down again. i fucking hate this piece of shit company.

aaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Call the emergency meeting Jerome!

https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

so does this have just no connection to reality or what? the numbers here seem so very different than what was just released. i am so confused bros.

im going all in on cheapsies

>>58351077
I really like IBKR. I want an account there but my credit score is fucked after being unemployed for 6 months (I didn't get anywhere near running out of money it's just having to manually move it between accounts meant I missed a payment on something.)

>you bought calls right anon?
I hope that retarded faggot never shows his face here again

Reminder that the 1987 flash crash was all precipitated by a bad CPI print
Reminder that we are heading for a Volmageddon event

>We are cutting rates to save the Biden Election
What did Powell mean by this?

>*smells of feembrap passes through the thread*

>>58351031
take profits at open, don't fuck it up so you can fight another day. gap rules apply

>>58351112
Well Trump said he was going to get fired.

>>58351065
Thanks anon, going outside... helped.
Phew... this is going to be a hell of a ride

>>58351112

>fed says they are committed to 2% target
>dishonest jewish bullniggers spend the last 3 months trying to convince everybody the fed is ok with a 3% target

it's snowing in Minnesota

God Bless XOM

>>58351087
My guy you're just complaining about one of the most consistent realities. How butthurt are you that houses used to cost $10k? Or that gas cost under $1? You just seem unfamiliar with how the fiat USD works.

>>58350845
>CPI 3.5%, Expected 3.4%
>CPI Core 3.8%, Expected 3.7%
wtf? i thought it was transitory a few years ago.. bros?

>>58351127
how do I profit?

i am going to sell everything at open fuck this i am so done

>TLT BAGGIES

>>58351130
It is if you ignore housing energy and food.

>>58351135
>selling everything right before the market goes to new highs

>>58351127
IM FEELIN MINNESOTA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLZBhlTXHuo

So anons, I have to turn in a paper by am yet to chose a subject. Since Israel is already taken, Im thinking of making it about the US for the maximum seething effect on my commie eurofag teachers and collegues. Whats the best period to focus my study for maximum effect, the Guilded age or Reagan´s era?

>>58351139
like the essentials of life?

>>58351139
Oh wow so inflation is even more of a nothingburger if you exlude the most manipulated sectors? I wonder if that's why the Fed goes by core

>>58351139
>honk honk

I don't understand anything

>>58351129
He wouldn't care if $50/hr became $60/hr. And the tax brackets were adjusted accordingly.

>>58350975
>Boeing
>in free fall
Iswydt

female tits

Price changes over last year (March CPI report)...
Transportation: +10.7%
Shelter: +5.7%
Electricity: +5.0%
Food away from home: +4.2%
Overall CPI: +3.5%
Medical Care: +2.1%
Gasoline: +1.3%
Food at home: +1.2%
New Cars: -0.1%
Used Cars: -2.2%
Gas Utilities: -3.2%
Fuel Oil: -3.7%

wat mean?

This isn't just one bad CPI
Its several that are too high in a row. Cook the numbers all you want no amount of propaganda will convince the people that current inflation is at reasonable levels

>>58351157
That is the first step to understanding my brother!>>58351162
142 is the floor as I've said for weeks.

>>58351128
I thought you said you sold.

know what? looking at the options chain everything is overpriced, I didn't miss shit

>>58351130
Trumps fault for covid stim checks. And retards want that shit again. Even Obama kept everything open with h1n1

>>58351146

Its just a "vibe cession" but I am still gonna stay safe the old fashioned way by buying RBLX puts at open.

tell me why shorting DJT isn't free money

>>58351179
wat about all the business loans that were forgiven that ppl used to scam free money from the gov, like 10s of thousands

>>58351167
Means the US government is absolutely fucked.

There is no way to cut rates now, if they do we get Zimbabwe. But they have to pay more and more interest on the debt because of high rates.

The only way to save this would be shock and awe raising rates to 10%+, but that would create a massive recession and bankrupt the US government.

>>58351151
desu I've come around to Krugman's thing. Housing is driven by an extrafinancial deterioration in social cohesion *not* monetary policy. Whole foods have been mostly flat (with a lot of volatility) and energy is because the feds are fucking around with drilling permits.
If you want to talk about purely finance inflation isn't that high, it's just that no one wants to socialize anymore. We're doing that weird late stage thing Ibn Khaldun writes about and no amount of fucking around with FFR will fix it.

Last month I closed out all my SPY LEAPS expiring this year. Moved into shares. Last week I moved the shares into money market funds, with the idea to try the 200 MA strategy (TQQQ) with low 6 figures. The liquor is doing the thinking now and never disappoints. Cheers anons.

>The Fed is going to be FORCED to not cut rates!!!
Why do retail bears think they know better? Why do they ignore the fact that the Fed can just come out and say "eh it's actually not that bad" (like they probably will in the FOMC minutes in a few hours)?

Why are the current rates that the market rallied on for months suddenly a catastrophe? Hint: they aren't.

This is it, this is the start of the big one. Just like when everyone thought 2004-07 was going to be another bull run despite all the signs saying bad shit is happening. People are going to get rugged just as hard now if not harder than ever before. It's going to be ugly

Sell sell sell reddit sell

>>58351187
It costs 500% APR to borrow shares.


... it sounds retarded but truth.

all my calls....

you bought calls right anon?

>>58351105
I hope so.
/cash gang/ wants cheapies.

>>58351198
>Fed can just come out and say "eh it's actually not that bad"
They always say this right up until the end.

>>58351201
we're going to repeat 2007-2009 cycle all over again.

screenshot this

>>58351179
TDS

>>58351189
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

>>58350998
Looking mighty zesty there.

SOXLSISTERS???

>>58351212
Market isn't open yet dumbass

>>58351205
wakarimasen lol

>>58351198
If they do that they will crash the bond market because then everyone will know they are not serious about inflation.

Crashing the bond market = death of US government they cannot allow that.

>>58351212
kek

>>58351066
It's unironically the beginning of the second wave of inflation

>>58351212
Faggot

>>58351146
>>58351185
Uhhh, you can't be serious right?

>>58351201
Eh, if you DCA into to crash you'll recover in two years by that chart. The trick is not to be in a position that forces you to sell at a huge loss.

>>58351126
Market seems to move like schools of fish. They know better. They know what the Fed said. But they're sitting there saying, "Well maybe they won't do it." Bitch, you know they will do it. You are an investment firm in 2024... you've been investing on the assumption the Fed will do everything it says. But they're like "Nah." Then they all move at once, and the narrative changes. Let's see

>>58351190
Remember when JPow said he wanted a soft landing? This is what he means, bringing the US through bankruptcy. Pro-tip, the moment they started this path of raising rates was a signal that the US is declaring bankruptcy, now its a matter of unwinding all the assets and obligations while still keeping the economy "functional" so people dont tear everything down. The moment it is no longer contained is when we will see sone real funky stuff.

>>58351167
Means the economy is just fine. The American people are feeling the power of Bidenomics.

>>58351197
based lahey poster

bobo
always
wins

>>58351058
I cut my losses at 26$ imagine my surprise ell o ell

>>58351244
At the very least we fully recover by EOD. I'm buying calls at open.

>>58351242
Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.

>>58351234
>>58351218
Saying that a CPI report that was 0.1% higher than expected is somehow upending the entire inflation-fighting narrative is ridiculous. Inflation sitting at historically average levels for a few months is objectively average, especially after sharply coming down from double digits.

>>58351066
>>Inflation high
>>Fed hikes rates
>>Inflation still high
>>Fed hikes rates
>>Inflation STILL high
>>Fed hikes rates
>>INFLATION STILL HIGH
(((you))) are here
You'll never guess what happens next.

[ a well-known smug frog in mspaint style wearing welding goggles, a reflection of a nuclear explosion is seen in the goggle lenses. He is happy. ]

>>58351212
retarded nigger ape

>>58351244
Don't call me Shirley.

Dumbass fucking bullniggers kekeke

>tfw $60k straight cash
>tfw $20k in a CD ladder
My body is ready

>Jerome 'Rate Hikes and Stolen Bikes' Powell starts to have second thoughts about printing so much money
He's so fucking fired

>>58351167
Very interesting housing is outrunning medicine.
Also utility gas continuing to drop.

and hike = money printing? market go up?

SOXL bros we are fucking DRILLING

>>58350998
>Mr. Lahey is that you?

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>>58351277
It's almost as if we have a fiscally irresponsible administration in charge of our government right now that thinks we can just keep sending foreign countries money

holy shit market open is going to be an absolutely bloodbath. everyone will be going for the exit

What if we just...never cut rates...and just leave it at this level for decades? What happens?

>>58350882
yeah, me too

>>58351294
everyone is worried about the tech bubble but its when housing pops that everything breaks... dystopian clown world where the average american is living check to check and the average house is a million dollars (supposedly). whenever the "houses always double in value" meme blows up its so fucking over

>>58351314
Stagflation probably.

IT'S CALLED 80 POINTS DOWN HOW DO YA LIKE IT?

>>58351261
I think she’s about to rip

fact is, I'm ugly

>>58351306
The rest of the market is going to be red but SOXL will be dank green

we are going to bounce so hard at the open

Seriously who the fuck is smashing the sell button on NVDA because an inflation report was 0.1% higher???? What's the fucking rationale behind that move?

>>58351336
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

What's this pattern called, anyhow

>>58351313
inb4 it just tests 30 day averages and then goes green before close shaking out a bunch of retards

NO NEWS

Waiting warmly for market open

>>58351276
Imagine that the stock market was hedging that the numbers would be good or better than expected in order to get a few extra bucks, an extremely risky strategy for fewer and fewer rewards. Because thats exactly what it looks like.

Wish I'd cashed out so I could rebuy after this decimation.

>>58350863
Certainly not giving cuts. I think drill down, look at what's driving. If it's costs that competition or a next-nearest switch of product can drive out, consider holding and looking at ways to encourage sector growth.

The only certain problem I see is that it's very much handouts by Congress, we've filled at least 1.4 million hotel/prison cells for at least the next 2 years, some as long as 6 years, with asylum claims alone.
We really are burning Bonds just to pay for "refugees" from peace conditions.

>>58351339
Answer the question. How does CPI being 0.1% higher affect NVDA's bottom line? Or any other semiconductor company? It's so unrelated it's actually kind of absurd.

um mumus?

>>58351336
>he doesnt understand how NVDA is tied to the US market as a whole
peak /smg/

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The day the stock market bears won
Bloodshed embraced the fields
Crimson sun
Dark Lord Bogdanoff returned from the deep
As Wall Street and the bulls lamented in defeat

A storm of chaos and despair unleashed
The power of darkness
The bears reached
Their savage laughter echoed through the night
As fortunes crumbled
Dreams took flight

Beneath the moon's haunting glow
The reign of terror begins to grow

>DARK LORD BOGDANOFF~
>The harbinger of dread~
>In the realm of finance~
>Supremacy is spread~

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>>58351149
Talk about how Trumps tax cuts were the largest ever and did more to support the dwindling middle class than any other legislation.

>>58351336
Schitzo theory but the market is already spooked, it crashed the other day based on NOTHING. Having CPI coming in hot is as good a catalyst as anything

>>58351308
Good morning Bobandy. Let's clean up smg and make it a better place to live.

>>58351336
your an idiot if you can't figure it out, no spoon feeding

also the way you keep spamming this makes me think you have short dated calls lmao, everyone knew inflation was hot who would keep calls through cpi?

>>58351021
No. It's in a downtrend. Check SMA200

>>58351276
You should see about your inferring capabilities.

THey haven't been fighting anything. Just kept saying "on target" We'll see" "muh tools""softy landerino". Nice.

>>58351357
the entire market rally is based on rates being cut and that is so obviously not happening now. we are going to get a hike. if powell doesn't hike he's incompetent. if he actually does follow through with a cut, he should be thrown in prison.

How much of google's marketcap is indian google play card scam money?

>>58351364
bros I thought Trump was for the common man...

>>58351320
US realestate is fucked. There are still large regions of the world you can safely call unsettled frontier (even within the US but absolutely outside of it) but people keep saying US realestate is intrinsically valuable because of "population growth" and "everyone wanting to live in the US." Then you look at how the population is growing; it's mass migration from countries with worthless realestate. Why is the realestate there worthless? Well because the culture in these countries hates the rule of law.

It's a bunch of race blind boomers who think they can just replace their grand children with sub-Saharan tribal niggers and nothing will change.

>>58351342
this is classic pattern called "buy signal"
there are only buy signals

>>58351342
sneed and bleed

>>58351327
OH I LIKE IT
I LIKE IT A LOT

>>58351357
Loan rates stay higher, restricting ease of borrowing, restraining growth to certainties, or absolutely ground-breaking developments, thus reducing competing jobs, increasing the number of people looking at the same job, decreasing bargining power, decreasing wage per hour available, and thus reducing desire in the retail sectors.
But NVDA isn't dropping because of CPI, it's dropping because there is real competition in the market, like we warned you for fucking months.

>>58351342
The dilator dip.

So are hikes going to raped again or what

>>58351375
>your an idiot
Lmao you can't make this shit up

>>58351370
Right though, the market has been shidding and farding since March 8th based on some of the most retarded speculation of the last two years. If anything we've already priced in all of this Fed fud.

mumu fucking shits
eat shit mumoid

BUDDY LOOK AT USD/JPY COMPUTER
anyways I'm going to japan in july so not all that bad

why didnt that dumb nigger just raise rates to an even 6% and crash everything even harder?

>>58350858
shake out... Biden numbers NEVER miss. (until your gold fish memory forgets and they just revise the numbers 2 decimal points lower in 60 days)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ5v8L08Flg

>>58351414
>every time bobos get cocky they get btfo'd
do you guys ever learn?

>>58351406
> there is real competition in the market
Lol no there isn't, every other company uses Nvidia software and hardware and just says "we're working on our own we promise!"

its fucking over

>>58351075
what's changed? phonefagging right now

>>58351410
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
the probability tool isnt working for me right now.

>>58351364
>21th century America

Nice, that's a good way of starting a shit flinging contest.

They will cut for that reason alone. As JPOW said, the US debt is on an unsustainable path.

you nvidia retards should start your own containment general desu

Sorry to break it to you moishes but I’m not selling at open

>>58351388
Why does US realestate continue to go up then? It's a supply constraint?
No. Municipalities are circling the wagons to keep the violent immigrants out. They can't just exclude them though because of the destruction of freedom of association in the US in the 1960s so all they can do is limit construction. Again, it's not finance, no one wants to socialize anymore.

>>58351413
dyslexia isn't a sign of a lack of intellect. most dyslexics become acute at memorization.
>>58351427
I'm not doing this with you again, you fucking brown skinned doofus. You had HOURS to present and you tried to blow us with goodie goodie shit, and refused to answer to any competition in the market.
I'm not an asian clucker, you will find yourself in the truth of the matter whether either of us is right, but whatever, you're wrong.

Gonna be a good day today.

I guess I will degen a few otm calls at open in this nigger market.

it's going to go up
i should've bought back in

>>58351443
Is really that hard to keep a superavit in the largest economy in the world? Where does the governament even spends its money?

Bros just when I think I’m starting to grasp things, I feel like a retard. Why’s gold go down too in this situation? You’d think the opposite no?

>>58351452
idk it might not bounce. everyone kind of expects it to bounce in this clown market so it might just drill even hard.

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying long-term treasuries. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are loaning your money to the Federal government for at least two years solely so they can give it to Ukraine and Israel. All the hard work you put into getting your money - wageslaving, making profitable trades, not buying too many funkopops, denying yourself avocado toast, avoiding Jeet scams on /biz/. All of it has one simple result: your money gets LOWER interest rates and is held up for longer than it would be in six month T-bills. Saved the perfect sum? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random NEET getting gibbs who had nothing to do with the way you saved your money, and who gets paid by the Feds. You get fucked by high inflation every month. Ukraine, Israel, and Lockheed Martin get the benefits of your money that came from your earnings. As an investor who buys long-term treasuries, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least two years of your investment simply to raise a sum for other people to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>58351167
>Food at home: +1.2%
Yea right

>GDXU -8%
Finally. I was close to roping cause I sold too early.

>>58351457
It doesn't have money or treasures. IT borrows from the federal reserve like a wagie bitch.

>>58351457
handouts to immigrants, blacks and boomers, like half the populations just sits around doing nothing all day while taking money from the government

>>58351445
i 2nd this

>>58351450
Lmao saying "your" instead of "you're" isn't dyslexia you dumb motherfucker

>>58351450
>refused to answer to any competition in the market.
What the fuck are you even talking about? Some retard (you?) insisted that OpenAI and Microsoft and Mistral ect ect "didn't use NVDA" and it turns out that literally every single one relies almost 100% on NVDA. Are you just lying now or what?

>>58351443
There's nothing they're afraid more than inflation, especially during the selection year. They're not going to risk it

might as well pull a Volker and raise rates even higher. put the economy into a recession and fix this shit for another 20 years. oh wait its an election year so nobody can do anything

Who’s getting rich today?

>>58351406
it will take years for any other offerings to even be as good as NVDA's is now, then several more years for anyone to move if and when something better emerges (nobody will want to be the first to reallocate resources to porting because it might not work and competitors will be improving faster)

>>58351167
those are rookie numbers... you gotta pump those numbers up son!

INTC calls at open is the way

>>58351461
it's literally already bouncing

>>58351484
me when the QQQ calls I buy at open print by EOD

>>58351413
Because the market priced in rate cuts, thus cheaper loans for corporations to fuel their growth. But with consecutive increases to cpi(even if it's. 1%), the odds of these cuts are decreasing this year. From that, the market now anticipates less growth than it was expecting, and now it's pulling back from those pumps. Does that satisfy you?

>>58351484
Not me but I'm glad I sold my SPY calls yesterday, although I sold 'em a little too early

>>58351463
I just bought 6 month out T-bills for 30K

>>58351467
I actually believe that, my last few trips to the grocery store I've noticed for the first time in over a year my bill didn't go up. If anything I think they're understating food away from home because fast food and restaurant prices are fucking insane.

>>58351473
>>58351475
where do you get the updated data? ive read in here that interest rates are now a bigger expenditure than defense

>>58351201
this is why my thinking is leaning towards.

>>58351497
6 month is perfectly acceptable, it's the 2 year plus morons who put themselves in the cuck cage

>>58351494
The companies you're talking about have objectively made assloads of money even with rates where they are. How are those rates suddenly bad?

This is le big short crash reddit

>>58351514
kek we are 100% getting a big correction

>>58351487
INTC showed a chip yesterday they claim is already better, available September.
You're making a classic mistake, even if you're correct on their superiority right now,

>humanity doesn't upgrade to anything all at once.

That Theta is time to catch up, and exceed. And NVIDIA isn't producing it's own chips, nor is it the only company doing back-end data sorting without constant human oversight.

What the fuck was that?

>>58351511
I didn't say it was bad, I said less than they anticipated for the future.

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CRASH INC DURING BELL! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO! KEK ME BABY! KEK ME

>>58351514
This is it guys! This is le big crash! Evergrande is bankrupt and china is collapsing,!!

>>58351523
ITS OVER. YOURE LATE TO THE PARTY. THE MUSIC HAS STOPPED AND WERE ALL OUT OF CHAIRS.

>>58351520
Damn, missed it again

>>58351523
>late
Ominous.

oof owie my life savings

>>58351523

>>58351523
>:01
OHHhhhh... he missed it.

>>58351517
We are already recovering dipshit

>>58351523
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED

>>58351550
to rape retards buying calls, just watch

SPY Apr15'24 515 CALL @ 2.77

>>58351523
this is your fault

For the first time in history I sold before the market tanked. Thanks baby jesus.

>>58351523
>30:01
Oh, you done did it now.

>>58351500
>healthcare 23%
It's good to know Israeli citizens are healthy.

>>58351149
I would say Reagan's era since it is more about being directly against communism.

>>58351313
Ohhhhh where's the bloodbath you stupid fucking faggot?

>>58351562
I'm looking at 518 for 4/17

>>58351542
they are not sending their best.

>he bought calls

>>58351574
itll happen lmao. you bullniggers are so complacent i swear

>>58351564
>doing full day trades
If your portfolio is small that's fine. I can't do that with my 6 figure portfolio.

SOXL bros, we are RECOOOOVERING

PUMP THE FUCKIN MARKETS I HAVE TO RESHORT THE DAX. FOR WHATEVER REASON THIS BITCH DROPPED LOWER THAN THE S&P, WTF

My calls are green again.

Already down 0.74%. Glad I sold covered calls Monday. Beer money is better than no money.

>>58351586
>DAX
fick die scheiße hart

>>58351580
>It'll happen!
>Just wait!
>Any second now!
>I promise you!
Just admit you guys don't know what the fuck you're talking about

Investors are eager to buy the dip after hot CPI proves the economy is booming. Let's review the facts:
>higher inflation means higher prices
>higher prices means higher sales
>higher sales means higher stock prices
>higher stock prices means S&P 9000
Bears won't like to hear it but consumers are eager to pay higher prices. To the consumer higher prices means higher quality therefore inflation is a win-win for everyone: companies make more money, stock prices go up, and consumers feel more satisfied about their purchases. S&P 9000 EOY

>>58351575
i bought 518 for TODAY

>>58351558
How was your BIG SHORT moment. Did you savor it?

>>58351579
just wait until EOD

Hey bears, check out NVDA. It looks like it wants to go green. idk tho I'm just a dumb mumu

Hahaha I actually sold the top and am SAVIN' on my cash.

Pretend I posted a smug Pepe cause that's how I'm feeling.

>>58351599
Checked and goombling-pilled

>>58351519
See pic
fucking hate this site

>>58351603
My EOD prediction is +1% S&P and -4% TLT. UPRO/TMV investors win again.

>ASTI -49.84%
damn son

NVDA is green- we about to FUCKING MOOOON !

What is this pattern called?

god i hate the bezos poster so much it is unreal

>>58351609
You don't even need a GPU for inference.

>>58351612
>Ascent Solar Technologies shares are trading lower after the company announced pricing of a $6 million public offering of shares at $0.14 per share.
That'll do it every time

>>58351575
sounds dank anon but i'm eyeing a small recovery for today and dont want to get too fucked by theta while waiting for it
doubt i'll hold this by tomorrow
a full recovery next week is what i'd like to see too but not sure what position to enter yet

>>58351594
>he knows
You realize we can’t let you leave now, right anon?
(Buy oil)

Not understanding this website. Blood red for over a week…

Quick scalp for me.

>>58351620
Same as when they post good news and the stock goes down and then up

But this time it will go down, go back to previous levels (now) then go down

>>58351622
>god i hate the bezos poster so much it is unreal
Bigoted investors are a dime a dozen nowadays, that's why the pain trade is higher. Bears won't like to hear it but this is the strongest economy in US history

>>58351648
GJ
profits is profits

>>58351168
>Jerome "it's seasonal" Powell
Mister Jerome, I have a question. Wehne does the season ends? are you still gonna cute rate like you said in your previous meeting?
>>58351198
That's exactly the point. If rates are fine, why even cut them?

>>58351443
This is the point: either the FED grow some balls and crash the market: this is the only way to send inflation down and stop price gouging. And THEN, only THEN you cut rate

>>58351594
>1% at open
You realize most people here cry when the market closes down .5%? Day just started.
>>58351598
>consumers are eager to pay higher prices. To the consumer higher prices means higher quality
Did that sound reasonable in your head or was this a stream of consciousness you never really contemplated?
>>58351609
You should hate this site.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/intel-guns-for-nvidia-with-gaudi-3-ai-chip/ar-BB1lohuS
>claims that Gaudi 3 beats Nvidia's H100 GPU by 50%, on average, in AI inference tasks, with 40% better power efficiency -- and it will be available at "a fraction of the cost" of Nvidia's powerful chip.

The NVDA/TSLA seesaw continues. idgi

I just woke up, why is everything crashing?

Averaged up on UPRO, do I buy some SOXL calls now?

>>58351665
>When does the season end? HUH?!?!
You guys fixate on the most retarded shit, it's childish. You guys were utterly wrong about "transitory" and you're wrong about "seasonal". One of the biggest mistakes bears make is assuming they know what time frames the Fed is operating on - that's part of the point of Fedspeak.

Oh also

>Says FED
>Has a retarded take
LITERALLY every time

>>58351673
Niggers in the gears again.

>>58351681
>>58351681
>>58351681

>>58351666
>Did that sound reasonable in your head
It doesn't matter how it sounds in my head, how does it sound in the consumer's head? When a consumer sees a higher priced item they immediately assume the quality is higher. Therefore the consumer perceives quality to have doubled over the past few years on almost all goods. That's why retail sales are booming. That's why the housing market is roaring. That's why S&P is headed to 9000 and the 10Y is headed to 9%

made my $200 back with more calls but now i have no more day trades

>>58351682
You've said that shit before, would you like to clarify why using three letters in caps to signify Federal Reserve Bank is a harm to your mother's balls?

>>58351673
Inflation threw Jerome Powell off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 feet through an announcer's table.

>>58351673
Sister market general posters baked too many threads, leading to high threadflation. The sisters are refusing to fuck until the problem is solved.

>>58351673
Someone baked early and the market didn’t respond well to it.

>>58351701
Just remember, everyone in the audience gets a free hamburger if Powell wins. If Powell loses, no refunds.

It's crazy that you can intentionally estimate CPI higher with each month, call it "disinflation" and still miss, LMAO:

I like aapl puts 165 this week or next. Next probably safer and soft TL near us it could grab but this weeks are just 48$ soxl calls probably safest thing that exists in this tard box we call dirt.

>>58351021
Intel's P/E ratio is 98. They've got a long way to drop.

>>58351223
Take the boosters

Haha I just went green for the day, what a comeback