/biz/ - Business & Finance

>30
>varicose veins on my dick and the doctors doesnt wanna do shit about it
gonna kms

>>58335705
yes, Pavinder living in a squalid hut under a bridge next to a toxic waste dump in Mumbai is doing a bit worse than you

>>58335723
We call those a French tickler.

>>58335705
>38
>every girl I dated left me for a "friend"
>only have $4k in crypto and $10K cash
>earn less than $50K a year

>>58335705
why do women TRY to be confused

>>58335705
>34yo
>crypto multimillionaire
>KHHV

Just get comfy and play some vidya instead of thinking about girls. Buy some GamerCoin for a 100x and get the best setup money can buy, and wait a couple years for robo girlfriends who can’t leave you

25 and would date her in a heartbeat

>>58335705
>23
>only 125k in crypto
Are exit bags still the go to method? Or did they fuck with the content in the tank

>>58335705
She just doesn't dye her hair, but her face has aged okay. I know many women who look much older than her at 40

>>58335705
>37
you still got time nigga, try to do 10X with those 100K, put a little bit on SOL or SUPER, cuz those 100K wont last that much

>>58335705
>32
>have constantly been in relationships since I was 18, most of them very long
>still identify as an incel and despise women more than anything on this earth
>500k in crypto

>>58335825
Fuck off pajeet

>>58335705
Is she autistic?

>>58335861
Her hair is dyed

>>58335861
The key to not aging is:
>don't consume too much processed food
>don't drink alcohol
>don't smoke or do drugs
>wear sunscreen on your face
>be born with good genetics

>>58336063
Stay hydrated and stay out of the sun

>>58335705
Same except I only have $70k in crypto and am an unemployable permaneet.

>>58335813
>why do women TRY to be confused
It's being coy and maintaining plausible deniability so she can market herself without it being obvious. Most videos that women make are about signaling what they believe to be their superior social status. They live in permanent anxiety that others should agree with this.

>>58336063
>>be born with good genetics
This is worth 90% of your list

>>58336189
>t. coping druggie

>>58336189
Uggo cope

>>58336213
>>58336227
One of you is partly right - I was a huge druggie and alchie, smoked pack of butts daily, tanning salon user, picked away at much face and other parts, and I'm a 46 year old guy who looks amazing (after having finally quit in the last ~7 months). In no way shape or form should I look this good. I owe it to my based parents.

Trust me, genetics is huge, and I'm very lucky to have a good set

>>58335861
>women
haha women

>>58335861
I'm sure the women you know can be counted on the fingers of one hand

>turning 28 this year
>make $55k/yr
>have no real folio because all of my investing money goes into daily butterfly spreads on QQQ and SPY that almost never hit
>drive a 22 year old Volvo
However
>be 6'3, women think I'm 6'4 or 6'5 because men lie about their height so often
>dick is 8 inches length 6 inches girth
>fit and attractive
>have been single for maybe a few weeks overall since highschool
>only am one ethnicity despite being born in burgerland
Is it so fucking over or am I so fucking back? I can't tell

>>58336288
You just need to start making real money, get a wife who makes decent money and have some kids. You'll be set. Sitting pretty with $150+k household income.

>>58336342
>get a wife who makes decent money
What could possibly go wrong?

>>58336351
I'm talking like $75k or something.

>>58336227
You're proving his point retard

>>58335705
not being in the top 0.00001%

>>58336288
you need a high IQ to make it, sorry bud

>t. 140+ RAPM, terman CMT

>>58336288
When I was at my worst moments in life I was bragging about my cock size to anon just to keep myself from neccing. You're down so fucking bad right now, I can tell. This is never something that you want to be doing. It is terminal cringe.

>>58335705

>>58336342
Nice work. My wife started as a college admin making shit when we first started. She is high EQ and managed to get in at Goldman Sachs through a connection. Hated it for 4 years, but learned a lot and broke off with a new company from some smart MIT quants doing wealth management and M&A. They gave her a large equity share and I invested the max on her behalf in the company ($100k). 5 years later they are crushing it and going public end of Q3. Back of napkin math is she is worth like $25m as of now. Im so proud of her too because she also gave me 3 great kids and is a wonderful mom, plus she self made herself a millionaire through hard work.

Im reasonably successful too and we are sitting pretty now. So much misogyny on 4chan, but a good woman in your life is the ultimate making it bro. Keep it up.

>>58336288
Honestly I am pretty attractive as well and had sex with some sexy sweetie pies, but hooking up with women is kind of cope. It becomes a waste of time once you have had your dick cocksucked more than 5 times, it doesn't bring any additional value or meaning to your life. Try to live way below your means and create a nest egg so that you're not poor in your inevitable decline of old age. In all honesty, you kind of missed your opportunity for wealth by not investing since you were 18 so maybe your thick dick and meaninglessly tall height is the best thing going for you haha. Its up to you to create your own fate but let me put it this way bro. There are 10/10 smoking hot broads who still hate their life and can get anything they want so it appears that at some extent looks do not matter(maybe if you're a 3/10 or below it would matter but above it doesn't appear so). I had three glasses of wine and I am craving a cigar I think I am going to go pick one up. Thanks for reading my post on 4channel.

>>58335705
You could be in a gulag in North Korea awaiting your death by starvation.
Your crime: rolling a cigarette with newspaper that had the dear leader’s picture on it. You did not have real tobacco, so you used manure….
Yes, there are people worse off than you. you fuckwit.

>>58336493
>Back of napkin math is she is worth like $25m as of now
Shit son, unreal. Better spoil those kids. You got an Escalade to tote the kiddos?

>>58336493
>So much misogyny on 4chan
That's because you're a normie and you don't understand this place. Though I wish you and your wife a nice life.

>>58335705
WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED A FUCKING GF THAT WILL SMOKE ALL MY MONEY ON BOOTS AND MAKE-UP WHEN I CAN BURN ALL MY SHEKELS ON FUCKING TICKER ORB AND GET ETHERORB TICKER ORB

>>58336639
Personally I've been here for 18 years.

>>58335705
So does this dumb cunt not know it's her hair that's making her look older, or is she just pretending not to know for attention?

>>58336668
I've been here for about 14, but only a literal normie would say "so much misogyny on 4chan". You matured out of the ethos, but you still understand *why* this place is what it is.

>all the pussy worship in this thread
You guys are pathetic.

>>58335705
>be me
>turning 34 this year
>never had a gf
>only have $100k in crypto

So I guess I beat you slightly by age. But I could easily be you in a few years.

>>58335705
>29 with 90k net worth
>40k liquid
>50k/yr salary

meh

>>58335813
Its called being a cunt

Then make 100k 200k then i dont know how people are losing money in crypto it easy
>go on coingekko
>look at the news and buy the talked about coin
>coin goes up then sell once you made over 100% in returns
>repeat process
i started last november at $100 im now at $6400 once i hit $12500 i just need 7 successful trades and i have become a millionaire

>>58335705
>"you look young"
>she gets defensive
IT'S CALLED FILTERS NOOBS SHE IS FILTERED TO FUCK SHE LOOKS LIKE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST IRL

just send obvious incel bait to /r9k/ these threads are always the same boring shit

>>58335705
>dyes hair white on purpose
>why does everyone think i look older than 40?

>>58338622
No they're saying she looks 50 because she does.

>>58335705
How am I able to hear this webm without ever having heard this woman's voice before, and obviously no sound from the website? I can audibly hear it, quietly, when I watch it, exactly what her voice sounds like. I have no idea how.

>>58335705
ok you dont look 40 but you do look 50 now what mISS autsimomatron

>>58336063
>be born with good genetics
this 100% i am a 33y/o beautiful boy. ate shit for 10 years and looked like utter garbage, stopped and worked out for 3 years and reversed 80% of it. sorry for your uglyness

>>58335705
>37
>Only 8k in crypto (all that I got)
>Unemployed
>Hope to reach 20k soon for withdrawal 2k and cross the country for fuck a girl which I start to do some sexting a couple of weeks ago

Same but 35 and only 40k in crypto
Also no friends and live with mentally abusive mother.

>>58335705
Imagine talking to your favorite toy alone in your vehicle at the age of 45.

>>58336063
>32
>I drink only water, black and green tea
>been doing crossfit for since I was 25
>no drugs, alcohol or smoke
>no stress
>always out in the sun with sunscreen
>still balding and aging heavily I look like they took a fucking 45+ boomer's face and photoshopped it onto a young fit body
>because of this young chick avoid me like a leper and I only attract saggy old hags way above my age

Thanks mom and dad

>38 years old
>$500k net worth from working for fifteen years and being 100% long SPY the entire time
>get family fomo
>marry a 5/10 midwest virgin
>find out she has endometriosis and cant have kids

>>58339622
>> 33
>> Sometimes smoke and drink and drugs but only a few times a year
>> Girls think I'm a 24 year old erasmus student
>> 20 year old girls flirt to get with me
Also
>> 600k portfolio

Thanks mom and dad

>>58335705
>28
>8k debt
>handsome chiseled face
>6ft
wish i started lurking on this board sooner rather than /pol/ all the damn time.

>>58335705
This woman is retarded
She says 40 has no general look
Then says 40 has a general look
Dumb retarded triggered nigger bitch

>>58335776
Lmao do you live in eastern europe or what? Not even indians are that poor

>27
>$200 in crypto
>$300 in cash
>$40k a year
>autistic

>>58336685
She looks about 45 in the face if I imagine her with dark hair. I think we're all so used to seeing white hair only on people 60+ who have given up or can't get away with darker shades anymore. White hair would start to look 40 to us again if people stopped topping their scalps with brain frying ammonia.

>>58335705
Yeah
>early 30s
>was khhv til 27
>got a gf through some miracle
>accidentally had a kid with special needs
>gf became abusive
>cops and CPS tells us not to do x and y
>she does x and y
>cops arrest me eventually because she said so
>kid is with CPS
>"""gf""" passes away
>only 20k in crypto
>still haven't gotten the kid back

>>58335705
Ngl this chick is hot and I'd fuck the living shit out of her pussy and choke her with my 8 inch kielbasa

>>58335705
>turned 31
>bald
>had some gfs
>780$ net worth

>>58335705
women have no concept of objective reality - everything, to them, is based on subjective experience, NAXALT, and parsing through the filter of “will society judge me positively or negatively if I think X is true”.

bros, financially speaking, is it a good decision to date and marry millenial mommies or women 40+
it seems they're more financially smart than zoomettes. I also have a mommy fetish
Im 25 btw

>>58345396
Do it RIGHT NOW before it's too late. I missed my chance. Get someone that will take care of you.

>>58335705
36 and fucked it up with a girl that was in love with me. Still sulking over it two years later

>>58345431
im trying anon but im not sure where to meet them
I do get attention from them so I just need to find one that im attracted to

>>58335705
she looks 50

>>58345396

Zoomettes are very easily shaped/molded. I got one 10 years younger than me and i've already got her openly hating jews, buying crypto, comfortable with racist jokes and memes

this would never fly with a millenial. our generations women are iredeemably fucked

>>58335705
$100k in crypto, in what alts? are you buying SUPRA when it launches? Then you're not a failure chad, the street is proud of you

>>58336449
Can second this. A functional successful guy is not bragging about height and dick girth as a cope for being slightly behind financially. Your thought patterns are warped

>>58342137
Get ready to dump all you've gotten on SUPRA during the TGE.

>>58335705
>37
>assets tied into jeet pump and dump schemes
Sad

>>58345643
bros... is this true?

>>58335705
-32
-1 and only GF was 14 years ago
-just dumped 30k into financing a used GTR cause i was doing good with stocks 6 months ago
-Already paid 9k in taxes on those gains
-in the middle of a 50-60k+ drawdown on multiple stocks in a mtter of 3 weeks with no end in sight
-60k was taking 4-5 months at the pace i was going
- massively in the red now
- only 10-20k in Fantom and Fantom shitcoins

Im fucked my man.

>>58343680
holy shit dude

>>58346184
im assuming its an r32 or something. Just sell it man. You should have never bought that shit when trading is your main source of income unless you are seriously liquid .

>>58339096
Whatever you say rajneesh. Dont spend 2k on pussy you fucking idiot.

>>58335705
how can someone survive 40+ years being so retarded

>>58335705
>Almost 40
>Never had a gf
OP is a fucking loser
I bet he jerk off all day playing RTS game like Blocklords and never touched grass in his life kek

>>58347144
Female-coded post. GFs are a waste of time and I have always regretted wasting time on them. If you don't even have a wife and you're talking this sort of shit then you need to get over yourself.

>>58347227
That’s a jeet bot bro

>>58347246
It's difficult to tell these days. Thank you cointelpro, very cool.

>>58336504
>Your crime: rolling a cigarette with newspaper that had the dear leader’s picture on it. You did not have real tobacco, so you used manure….
So if you were the emperor, you would tolerate people smoking poop with your face as a rolling paper?

>30
>crypto 130k
>student loans -78k
Kek, so basically zero net worth

>>58335705
Whole thing's just a humblebrag.

>>58347259
anytime it mentions some random noun, it's a jeet bot.

I smoke pot on the daily and missed out on BTC. I'm 30 so I could've bought back when it was worth pennies. I also play blocklords and team fortress 2 every day even though i dont really have much fun i just look for dopamine and I buy solana shitcoins for meager profit. Yes, other people have it worse, dont worry.

>>58339096
Don't wasting money on girls fucktard, splash it on MMON. This is the Solana Memecoin normies are getting hard for just to slowly make high profits.

>>58347543
You guys are so full of it how is it you always have "100kay" of crypto like thats normal yeah just have over 100000 USD just kinda lying there and might lose it all or maybe it'll go up

Make a business with it instead of making magic beans money. Or have 0 student loans be responsible and your 52K in crypto is still plenty, you can get a couple hundo on this bull run.

>>58348864
100,000 is ducking pocket lint normshit

>>58336288
>>58336449
This kek. Anyone going on about “muh dik muh height” and over the age of 22 is a huge fucking loser (if that’s literally all you have going for you). Always the guys bragging about shit that’s either genetic or they didn’t earn who are unaccomplished retards.

>>58336073
This is literally all. Even getting sleep is minor as I know people who have gone on 4 hours a night all their life and been ok.

Drink water and avoid sun and you take away 90% of premature aging.

Any GME holder = financial failure

>>58348870
Post wallet address then faggot

>>58341153
Sound the like average citizen of the world's happiest country, except for having any savings at all.

>>58346108
The upbringing will still have a lot to do with it. I’m 33 and my fiancé (getting married in June) is 26. We met a little over 3 years ago. She was already fairly conservative but I pushed her further over. That stereotype of them not wanting to break the status quo publicly is true. I guess she still doesn’t openly hate on minorities and shit, but she’s become a lot more honest and open about it with me, and I definitely attribute that to my character and influence. And fwiw she doesn’t relate to zoomers much minus the Tik Tok bullshit occasionally but I think it’s just her wanting to stay young, like most women do. Once we have kids I doubt she’ll even bother with social media

how do you even cope with such a colossal failure in life when you never had a girlfriend and your now middle aged man ?

I was mini interested by nice girl once and the day we had a single evening together was the happiest day of my life. Obviously i'm a looser and it didn't went anywhere... but I have chatted with her online for a while and I was imagining all those things "coming back home to a loved one", "intimacy", "owning a house and family together" etc... It was such a beautiful dream. She was pretty/smart/sexy and it was such a fucking irresistible combo...

It's been 10+ years that i saw her and I still simp to this day. And 5 years ago I was thinking about her at least every week... It's unbelievable, the failure of all logic and rationality. My life is empty and pointless now and i was more happy simping over hear at least i felt something...

>>58335705
Still not too late to stack up ahead of SUPRA TGE, else yngmi.

>>58349097
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>>58349305
Join bdsm websites and find 20 year olds with daddy issues that like to be pissed on. They get turned on by ugly old men defiling them.
You're welcome.

>>58335705
Women truly get insanely mad when you mention their age and weight
I don't think there's any way to trigger a man as easily

>>58335813
It's just bragging "Look at me!"

>>58349305
You need to go out. That is the problem for, like, 99% of anons who do not have a girlfriend or are virgins at 30–40. You are just not out of here. Dating apps sucks. Not only do you compete against a lot of men, but you also get bots now, and even when you get a match, your chances of meeting are not high. I wish all anons to find love; it is one of the things that makes life worth living for despite all the negatives and chances to end being heartbroken.

>>58349410
Lmao yeah faggot, you really bought back in 2009.

>>58335776
>4k crypto
>10k cash

tell me anon, was this like 1k bitcoin and 10k cash 2 years ago? what have you learned

>>58336288
Crazy how everyone online is 6'5 and has a 8x6 cock. This nigga is 6'1 and has a 7x5 cock, you are welcome.

>>58336063
>not aging
Are you one of those guys who is 38-years-old but tell yourself that you still pass for 25?

would smash the shit of that used up wrinkly pussy and yes I've never had sex

>>58335723
hahahhahaha

>30
>back hurts, neck hurts, hair starting to fall
>300k in crypto
>still wage slaving
>having kids is too expensive

it never ends frens

>>58349145

no hymen no diamond no exceptions

>>58336351
This. Women with their own money are despicable. Their true nature emerges when they think they are strong and independent. Great way to wreck your life.

>>58349074
What about vitamin D?

>>58335705
She looks young and good for her age but she's also retarded and annoying as fuck.
Would breed though

>>58340379
Sucks looking young when younger you get into alot of fights and girls dont like you as well..... but damnn i look good now and can get pretty much any woman I want. Also i fight like a mother fucker because of all of it. I feel i won the lottery most days. Life is good

>>58335705
at least you're net positive

>98k student loans
>38k brokerage, 28k cash
>great job comfortable six figure pay but can't stop wasting money on gatcha shit

>>58335705
>tfw no 40yo zoomer gf

>>58335705
I'd guess her older than 40, she's probably 42-44
her neck wrinkles are a very easy tell
from a face full of make up and low resolution you can't tell much

>>58335705
she gave me the cringe tingles... egh
take a compliment, cunt.
coin boi out

>>58343680
this is not actually real, right? You just made this up to be funny i hope

>>58345443
they dont exist
like 0.1% of women are attracted to guys younger than them
And those guys are all pretty boys with piercings and tats

>>58353020
Who is this insufferable hag anyway?

>>58335705
aspies when you complement them

>>58336018
Shes coping hard, she looks like my 60yo boss. Many such cases.