/biz/ - Business & Finance

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How could this have happened

WTF WHO TF IS SELLING?!?!
IS IT BEELZEBOSS?!?!?!?
FUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK

URANIUM

you bought calls right anon?

You have been warned
>>58340364

fuck this shit, Im out. already made enough money to pay my tuitions next year, only getting back at investing when i finish my degree and get a steady job

>>58340395
If SPY dumps much more, yes I will

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNIE.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>buy oil
>short EV
see you in a few months when i'll either be up 50% or completly broke because new eu law or musk memes

WHO'S SELLDING?

>>58340403
>tfw sold my SPY calls at $520.50

boring....

>he bought shiny rocks
Its beyond over. Go on without me

>>58340426
Blessed

>>58340418
Even if the EU put forward some sort of crazy roadmap you are still in a strong spot with oil. The European Oil Majors might be better than the Russians at skirting international law

https://twitter.com/ExposedPajeets/status/1774395561489092611
india really isnt that bad, right? seems like a good investment give its pop. ive had good returns on a mexican etf over the past several months. perhaps INDY?

>>58340404
howareya moe

high of the day already in

>>58340427
>NVDA -1%
>boring

Dude that’s like low 5-figures for me. It’s definitely nothing. Gonna drown it all away and wake up before closing bell

>>58340427
shorting nvda seems like free money at this point, but i am too much of a pussy to do it. kudos to those that have the balls.

God Bless XOM

I told you all TSLA was going back over $200

good uranium buying day

My worthless NVDA opinion:
>touch $850
>volume comes back
>pump into earnings

>ROOT

WTFWT

>>58340445
I’ve been to India twice. There is a surprising amount of British people that are just hiding out with questionable visa status

>>58340522
it's a hot stock that has been talked about a lot among regular retail investors. i think the hysteria phase has already happened.

Hope you're ready for tomorrow bobo

kek @ NVDA baggies

>buy rnmby cause it keeps going up
>drops 7% the next day because it was going up too much

>>58340395
I still have no idea whether you want me to buy calls or whether you are making fun of me for doing so

>>58340395
>>58340575
Tomorrow all Mumus eat shit and die.

>>58340590
Same for Rheinmetall

>>58340605
Yeah rnmby is the us ticker for rhine

>>58340561
retail shmetail
institutions will come back in

Be B. Riley Financial,
>turn out great years, massive returns
>Hire first obvious jew to management
SteponRake.mp4
>B Riley says threat actor gained unauthorized access to Targus' file systems

>>58340616
Well aren't I a retard?

>>58340619
institutions are literally selling right now as we speak. the market is coming to the realization it is overvalued and it will correct.

>>58340445
This isn't much different than that craze about African 4G cell phone service or whatever.

>>58340631
Or that the dividend tomorrow is going to dip the shares and the last 3 months of run-up was good enough. GoldmanSachs does believe europe weapon's production will decline.
So the undertaker is probably shifting to bonds.

>>58340631
They aren't. RVOL remains low. When institutions sell volume is high.

>>58340645
>He doesn’t believe in Weather Balloon Based Internet

Anybody else feeling that Gold is going a little bit too
>va-va-voom
lately?

Can somebody explain why we need more powerful computer chips and why nvidia is bought up so much by tech bros? I'm talking about actual tech people here not the speculation side. I can't process the greater business strategy why tesla or meta is building so many data centers around nvidia chips. I'm not sure if I'm out of touch here, to me it feels like AI is to software what the internet was to whitepages books but worse and not a real innovation. It's a "new" technology that just makes the former technology worse in this case, whereas with internet you had a portable whitepages with something like craigslist or a search engine that is clearly a much bigger innovation. I don't get why AI is supposed to be bigger then crypto for example when we had a working 1:1 digital version of paper currency with bitcoin in its first 4 years and then 5 years after bitcoin released we had the perfected version with monero. Meanwhile "moden" AI has been in the works since the mid 2000s and there's nothing to it other then we just got slightly enough compute power to automate a google search. I think the "AI" industry is extremely overvalued many times over compared to biotech and 3d printing for 21st century tech. Its not improving any processes or creating a societal change that important for its valuations.

>>58340366
Just wait for LOCKtober lmao.

>>58340664
how much is it up adjusting for the inflation?

I'm sorry
BUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>58340680
As a "real inflation hedge" as it's touted by cultists it's probably flat to negative on any time span longer than three years.

KEK NVIDIA BAGGIES. NEW PARADIGM REJECTED.

>>58340649
ok now the volume is coming in. sheeeeit

>>58340702
geez yeah, went down 1k in seconds

SPY doin a little sumthin sumthin

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

And just like that, NVDA would not return to $850 for 4 years.

Why are bloody benchods redeeming

holy FUCK LOL NVDA NO FUCKING WAY

>>58340703
seems pretty good, but still far from ATH

WHERE IS THE PERMA MUMU NOW?AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

>>58340395
It's over you fucking rape donkey.

>>58340734
But bro, the licensing bro, it's a complete different ballgame!

>see nvidia make a double top a month ago
>think "this is it!"
>nvidia magically goes to a new level
>close short because getting raped
>NOW nvidia decides it's time to go back to the low lows of 500 dollars a share
Lmao
This market is definitely trying to countertrade me.

BUY THE DIP? LOLOOLOLOLOL

>>58340656

I don't feel so good...

you can't even be mad at anyone but yourself if you're holding nvda right now. multiple chances to sell the top.

>>58340366
Zoomgolians live in a fantastic hellscape where nothing ever happens but everything is always fucked anyway. When you think about it 1929 happened and then 15 years later the GI bill was passed and the economy began making real recovery gains 5 years later. We have none of that and things are always shit. Thank you, boomers.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

https://investorplace.com/2024/04/the-bull-run-in-nvidia-stock-has-only-just-begun-heres-why/

nvda baster bitch

nvda is still within it's bull flag range
just an fyi

>>58340765
>https://investorplace.com/2024/04/the-bull-run-in-nvidia-stock-has-only-just-begun-heres-why/
Written by Joel Baglole
>bag
>lol
AHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

s&p 500 indexes fucking me right now. everything else flying but not high enough.

>>58340395
>you bought calls right anon?

Its over Ran has won.

>>58340765
>>58340782
KEK AT ALL THE FUCKING JOEL BAG LOLES ITT
MEME MAGIC

>>58340656

today was the first time i've ever bought 0dte spy calls. the world revolves around me to ensure relentless pain

Stocks down and gold at ath. Was zerohedge right this whole time? Why didn't you listen?

Nice >>58340034

Probably bounce soon

>>58340805
top fucking kek I'm losing it

seriously, what happened 15 minutes ago ? newsbros ?

>>58340823
literally nothing

>>58340819
there is no way this isnt intentional advanced irony

>>58340656
>Weather Balloon Based Internet

>>58340817
That TA chart is satire, right?

>Goldman Sachs single handedly sunk the entire European war industry during a war
Lmao fake ass niggas fuck you

>>58340823
They don't know they're waiting to be told what happened like a child

fuck you mumu, you got too cocky

Boy of boy

The lines, what could they mean

>>58340835
Sure. Just like thats ((food)) on pepes head when its really poison. No one needs to read it but myself.

I bought calls

Silver and tin mines are carrying my portfolio today

50SMA on the daily wouldn't be a bad spot for NVDA calls imo

its over

>>58340861
>he bought calls

Look at how quickly the market plummets and how hard it is to go back up. It has spoken and it wants to go lower.

>>58340870
520 is also bottom of ichimoku on 4h

top kek I still have my alert set

>>58340669
Its not only about the technology and manufacturing being better but the funding and policy as well. We're moving away from the Taiwan/China model and re-shoring fabrication while also tightening IP security. Also many federal agencies and corporations are going into data centers a lot recently. And technological superiority is moving away from simply having more things hooked up to a data network to being able to having superior data infrastructure and technique to exploit the existing pervasive networks.

This is the doom that was predicted unfolding. Prepare for a downturn the likes of which no one has seen before. There’s no money left. It’s all finished. Joe Biden whatchu hidin?

>>58340886
Yep. Classic lower highs lower lows. We are officially in a bear market gentlemen.

>>58340861
I bought puts

got my calls in for tomorrow's CPI, thanks for the cheapsies whoever did that

>>58340903
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!!!

>>58340903
not yet young bobo
i am a perma bobo
and even i am still long

>>58340899
The price of silver has gone up a dollar a day since last week

RUG IS HERE

this will all come back tomorrow when the us cuts interest rates, right? stocks pls i have a wife and child

>>58340839
>>58340850
>>58340853
>>58340854

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>buy voo
>instantly drops
please i beg you sirs

tomorrows data must have "leaked" to the big asset managers

>>58340377
Dont even

drill baby, drill

What's wrong with banks?

now its just going to grab for the rest of the day, welp time to go jerk off to shitty RPGM anime titties.

>>58340946
which means when retail trades the news they will be liquidity for the smart money to switch their shorts into longs
duhhhhh

Ahem, I have purchased calls

A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN, FRIED!
WITH A SIDE OF LAUGHTER, AMPLIIIIIFIEEED!

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
UR MOM'S MUFF THRU A
TRANSPARENT NIGHT GOWN

>>58340951
Wtf is that portfolio. Might as well put your money in a shoebox and mail it to wallstreet.

>>58340951
>DJT
>LULU
>NKE
>SOUN
huh

>>58340958
crab for the rest of the day*

Zankoku na tenshi no teeze
Madobe kara yagate tobitatsu
Hotobashiru atsui patosu de
Omoide wo uragiru nara
Kono sora wo daite kagayaku
Shounen yo shinwa ni nare

>>58340939

>>58340951
Wew lad

HOOD or PAAS?

Arise, market, arise.

Does anyone else just invest in index funds but still watch the market constantly?

hilarious how much nvidia was shilled here

what happened?

>>58340951
>DJT

>>58341020
show your puts

>he isn't buying the dip
NGMI

>>58341001

>>58341017
>>58341016
>>58341001
you didn't get le memo? no ai slop!!! only post elementary school anime girls or I'm gonna scream!!!!!

>>58341018
I'm 60:40 because I have a gambling addiction

>>58341030
>>58340495

>>58341018
I should probably sell all my shit and be 100% index

>>58341039
This but unironically

>>58341033
Why r you making slop with disgusting shitskins?

>>58340861

based

>>58341026
I bought

>>58341039

>>58341039

>>58341018
Yes, its a safe and legal thrill

>>58341039
here you go pal

Nividia puts will make me a millionaire. Thanks for playing.

>>58341051
>

>>58341018
I gamble with a little fun money but otherwise, yeah

LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

https://app.suno.ai/song/eba28a02-b27c-4a08-a144-70794300c725/

>>58340951
>DJT
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU RETARDED NIGGER YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU LMAOOOOOOOO ONLY THE MOST RETARDED OF BOOMERS WOULD BUY SHIT LIKE THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

poison

>Die Sendung wurde in das Zustellfahrzeug geladen. Die Zustellung erfolgt voraussichtlich heute.
>*erfolgt nicht heute*
hasse die moruq einfach

>>58340961
why do these AI image generators have such a hard time with text? you'd think that would be the easy part

nvda slurp or is it a trap?

i hate this fucking market right now
it's crab galore with fake breaks to either side and massive reversals that do not allow you to fucking set up normal stops because they'll be hunted
then suddenly it's like massive flash pumps or dumps out of nowhere, like what the FUCK was that clusterfuck between 10:20 and 10:50
if you didn't instashort the first couple of bars you already missed out
when i watch it it doesn't do shit, dare i go out buy some bread or something because i didn't have breakfast yet and suddenly the train is already long gone, with all my stops destroyed along the way

>>58341112
with jews you lose

>>58341107
it's just a big bag of parameters that learned text from pictures
I don't think there's any special treatment of text in these big image generation models

>>58341112
yeah its pretty fake and gay

>>58341112
>crab galore
sounds yummy I'll make this for lunch

>>58341032
this
bought some more VOO

Short everything

ITS GOING DOWN

I just lost my house, I can hear the keys jingling in my waken nightmare. I'll kill you all.

>>58341112
skill issue buddy

IT'S GOING BACK UP
AAAAAAAH

>>58341039
anime website

I have the day off, so I slept in. Just woke up and what the fuck is happening?

>>58341165
Absolutely nothing

PLNT and TTWO are about to have a traditional golden cross on the hourly chart

if you sold you just got fakeout by the bigger players
They sell some
Watch it dip
then buy back up and line goes back up again
tomorrow open it will be normal again and everyone who panic sold lost their gains

>>58341142
lol you're a piece of shit and deserve to be poor

>>58341170
My whole portfolio is bleeding except Moderna is up 7% so that's pretty sus. Are we pricing in bird flu?

>>58341183
or they want you to think this and then use you as exit liquidity

>>58341183
So "the big players" have been orchestrating this month long crab market?
Why?
WHY?

>>58341200
to make money

SOXL will never be red again

>>58341112
>>58341141

>>58341184
someones a little grumpy today

>>58341187
and entertainment is rising as well....

>>58341200
the "big players" is the fed propping up the market. The other "big players" have been exiting their positions

>>58341184

corporate banger for you crab haters
https://app.suno.ai/song/21bcfd26-ca61-4542-8f12-00bc08b6132f

>>58341187
>Moderna shares are trading higher following a poster on mRNA-4157 data in head and neck carcinoma
I'm not sure what that means

>>58341200
>sell puts/calls
>activate crab 17

>>58341229
I aint clickin that shit nigger

>>58340953
>>58340971
>>58341007
>>58341027
>>58341098
Doubled my money in a year. Bet none of you can say the same.

We will get a 1929-level stock market crash in the next 6 months.

>>58341239

i think something that is truly overlooked is the fact that a lot of retail investors were introduced to stocks post covid and all they really know is 'line goes up' and 'buy the dip'. that is actually fucking terrifying.

>>58341200
To dump on retail and buy your shares cheap, as per usual

>>58341238
>
>>58341238

>>58341246

did the tupperware anon rope

>>58341250
Those people are buying nothing but crypto

>>58341250
zoomies that got involved after covid have no money and don't impact markets

>>58341250
That's a good thing
it means line goes up higher for longer
until it doesn't and everyone who doesn't know how to handle line go down gets permafucked
>YV8ATH
it will happen soon

>>58341200
>hot CPI = no rate cuts anytime soon
>everything is overbought as fuck because line just went straight up since november
>increased volatility prompting risk off behavior and profit-taking
>currently like 80% of corporate institutions are on blackout period until the beginning of may
the better question would be, why the FUCK do you think it should go up when there's literally no one out there to buy?

Not a comment, just a market related image I thought of making that didn't turn out as I expected, but has a use. All of this is hotpot.ai/art-generator.

Guys... Why is it number red today?

Lmao what the absolute fuck caused this slide today?? There's not even any information. Low volume pre-CPI bullshit?

>>58341250
Its true. Line does only go up. We are living in the middle of the golden bull run.

Some dude named Raul on other social media sites is claiming he's a whistleblower that has all the transaction data and algorithms to prove that most of the stock market is rigged to allow the wealthy to transfer money around without being regulated, taxed, or PR'd for their behavior. Like two companies will just agree to conduct a sale by buying and then selling stocks in a coordinated way. He lists like a dozen different vehicles for wealth transfers that are exclusive to the rich and cites predictive models.

>>58341244
>doubled
>+50%

>>58341292
I thought everyone knew that companies could sell shares they hold to each other. Its not some fucking secret and happens with in a lot of deals

>>58341286
>he doesn't import illegals to provide liquidity in his stock markets

seriously not gonna make it

>>58341286
>>hot CPI =
Increased rates. Higher longer includes, no, this shit really is going to pull back.

>>58340366
i loaded up on bank calls for an earnings play, how fucked am i?

>>58341268
I still have no idea why anon was bullish on Tupperware.

>>58341340
Absolutely retarded. The biggest move you could hope for is like 3%. Earnings don't matter as much for banks compared to most other companies.

>>58341340
kek

>>58341250
and normies have aped 100% of their pension funds into indexes kek, very crude.

>>58341344
cause it's a long term play you dolt - im DCA'ing every month
https://app.suno.ai/song/3293083a-e2ea-44df-a41b-9d920c4d221c

>>58341325
This guy claims his insider data and long list of algorithms prove that *most* of the NSE is rigged to make sure the major players never lose, and that the minor players all pay a tax to the controlling interests any time they use stocks to transfer wealth.

There are allegedly dozens of firms that have never had a a gain of less than 5% on their books because every trade was coordinated. They didn't only NEVER break even or lose on an investment. They ALWAYS profited by at least 5%. Because 5% is the profit floor they negotiated for themselves to be part of this. So the algorithms always make sure they get 5+%.

Everyday people aren't in on it so the losses in the exchange are typically carried by the general public. Not to mention to missed tax dollars.

>>58341351
Depends on what else comes with the earnings and which bank.

>>58341325
I mean transferring wealth around is literally the entire point of the stock market at its most basic level lmao

INTCels...

>>58341309
That’s my roth.

Motherfucker.

>>58341369
That sounds like the kind of information that gets people killed even in police protection.
And would best be released without a name attached to as many regulatory agencies and news outlets as possible without it being tracible.

>>58341292
there's a reason "Raul" goes to social media with those claims instead of the proper authorities if there is actual misconduct.

>>58341288
This! What is this travesty? I invested money for the sole purpose of making profits, why am I losing money? This isn't right...

>>58341377
https://www.forbes.com/sites/marcochiappetta/2024/04/09/intel-unveils-efficient-gaudi-3-ai-accelerator-and-new-xeons-at-vision/?sh=62c49dfd1709

>>58341380
did you contribute after then? mine only went up 20% in the last year but I haven't contributed in 4-5 years

>>58340366
Cheap fartz ripping

>>58341369
The kind of thing you release as you are stepping onto an airplane under an assumed identity to fly to your US cash purchased cabin cruiser that drives you to the local currency cash purchased dingy, that rows you to your parked 3rd party cash purchased sailboat, that sails you to the harbor where your cash purchased car drives you to the guy holding your cash purchased horse, which rides you to the cash purchased 2 bedroom in a 3rd world nation.

My lil DRIP doin a lil sum sum today (a very lil sum sum)

>>58341351
>>58341362
citi, because i hate making money. honestly i was drunk last night and i must have placed an order because when i woke up i had a notification my order filled.

>>58341369
>explains the, "when i buy it dumps, when i sell it pumps" phenomena
>nothing changes

>>58341408
Yeah, he claims it's because of this:
>>58341395

>>58341408
>proper authorities
Like those set up by Madoff?

>>58341416
Waow intel introduces the next foreskin twisting super aero AI multi core paradoxon machine!
>nobody cares about int(c)el

>>58341455
why are you such a negative nancy?

>>58341437
Oil and gas already showed they can break the resistances and are currently banging against them from support. Better buy soxl if you want to lose money so badly

REVIVE

>>58340496
Why is your waifu so lewd?

>>58341369
>There are allegedly dozens of firms that have never had a a gain of less than 5% on their books because every trade was coordinated. They didn't only NEVER break even or lose on an investment. They ALWAYS profited by at least 5%. Because 5% is the profit floor they negotiated for themselves to be part of this. So the algorithms always make sure they get 5+%.
How does that earn +5%? Insider trading doesn't mean you can just randomly profit?
Maybe you can do
>Comp. A and B buy each others shares
>line go up
>A sell B
>A make profit
>line of B go down
>A buy back in with more shares because more money
>A go up more because more money
>Now B sell A
>A go down
>B make profit
>B more money so go up more
>B buy more A at lower price
Repeat until rich af

>>58341445
he sounds retarded, and so do the people that propagate his claims

PAA

sideways today after a solid week of consistent gains, earnings may 3, estimated to break $20 by earnings, discount on calls today

not financial advice

position: balls deep in 19-20$ calls

>>58341463
My SOXL position is up 160% since open

>>58341292
>rich
lol fucking midwit. If you shovel existing liquidity and capital around nothing changes, nothing ever happens

>>58341424
Hit the 2024 max. Just swing trading. Not surprised I got flamed by these faggots, but swinging smg-approved meme stocks has generated 56% returns. Funny the same faggots try to make fun of me for it, because it worked. Until now—it was a 50/50 shot I’d be in or out of a swing when it happened. Got caught in it and gambled djt to boot.

Actually made 2k swinging djt, but I bought back in and got nuked on 101 shares. Holding.

>>58341482

>>58341493
Are you seriously holding that shit for over a year, wow

>>58341498
Should be able to directly sue that person for losses.

>>58341498
what's your strat? im using breakouts and correlating with technical analysis, say for example moving averages, trends, formation of haiken ashi candles. Got some tickers that im watching to see when i might enter. any tips for someone that got nuked being stupid and buying the top?

Dude DUDE this top secret whistleblower says the market is RIGGED. Now he doesn't post any proof of this, but dude its legit. His name is Raul. The heckin glowies are going to suicide him with two bullets in the back of the head.

>>58341518
learn what a stop loss and a trailing stop loss is, and once you got that right learn about take profits

just opened an account with Interactive Brokers. time to strike it rich bros.

>>58341496
>need gains

Thank you Lord for the mercy you have shown me today and all days. Please continue to show me mercy in my trading and in all aspects of my life. Please make me a humble and worthy servant. Please let me live a life that is filled with humility and compassion toward my fellow man. Please don't let me fall for the temptations of greed, pride, lust, gluttony, sloth, envy, or wrath. I know that I am an unworthy sinner but please continue to show me mercy and give me the faith and strength to do what is right and just in my life. Please look out for all the anons in this thread and in threads across the entire website. We need you now more than ever. The world needs you Lord. Please accept this prayer as an apology for my sinful behavior. Let your will be done, not mine, and let me be accepting of your will. Let me recognize your will and act upon it. Let me avoid the will of Satan and his fallen angels. Let me find refuge in your arms and the arms of your son Jesus and his mother Mary. Please help me stop over trading. Please help me stop risking too much on one play. Give me the wisdom and strength to trade the correct way. I repeat this prayer out of pure love for you. I believe in you more than anything in this world. You are everything. Infinite is your vast domain. Please help me become worthy of the promises of your son Jesus. Amen

parents of michigan shooter sentenced
wew lads

>>58341558
What happened?

>>58341541
how might i configure the trailing stop loses? for take profit i corelate with RSI and Bollinger Band special channel which is actually really cool. I learned the hard way about stop loss orders, so i always enter trades with a stop loss from now on.

>>58341548
The larp is shit one way or another. If the midwit who came up with it would have spiced it up with something like public subsidies, collusion with brokers about retail liquidity hunting or even cartel collusion to rob certain competitors it might have worked, but like this, most retarded stock larp conspiracy for the year

>>58341541
>learn what a stop loss and a trailing stop loss is
That's that number that the market always hits to close my shares before it jumps back up out of reach of my current holdings.
Yeah, I love those things, use them all the time.

Speaking of, who had the low stop-loss on LMT and got cut this morning?
This AI thing isn't doing what I ask, but it's making some decent art and making me kinda gay for Jocko.

Oh, TSLA could be juicy now...

>>58341550
based and pure hearted pilled

>>58341563
not sure but they have been sentenced with negligent manslaughter for the actions of another person

>>58341563
Parents let their mentally ill son have access to a gun so he took it to his school and killed 4 people

>>58341580
so juicy

>>58341576
use bellow support lines stop losses, or ATR stop losses. dont make the same mistake i did

>>58341574
depends on the broker you are using. Usually its just entering a percentage or price as the stop loss, and in the background the trading engine adjusts it as long as price goes up (and down)
>>58341576
>puts his stop loss in the liquidity clusters on supports.
Your stop loss is supposed to be either above technical support or below, not where everyone else stop loss, liquidation and what not is located

Anyone playing bank earnings friday? I'm thinking jpm 190p

>>58341596
wasn't this the mother who was having an affair with a firefighter and the school told the mother about violent drawings and she said
>lol I'm not mad but you need to learn how not to get caught
She was negligent

>>58341609
Nobody needs to know what I consider an acceptable price in any direction. There is obviously fuckery available in every firm, and more from those breaking in.

>>58341286
>hot CPI
what in the retardation makes you think CPI will come in hot
the feds own livedata is showing it cooling off
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

>>58341437
Why are thin dark skinned black women the most based of all women?

>>58341250
Commission free trading started Q3 2019 for most brokerages. That was the final barrier to entry.

>>58341620
meh - a lot of kids have drawings like that and never do anything

Why is LLAP going up

>>58341632
Commodities have been pumping for almost a month straight and it's saying there will be no change in m/m cpi?

>>58341649
you're implying that this was just some random person and not their child they are responsible for. She should have been put in prison for the affair alone so justice was served

>>58341550
Based and Christ-pilled.

>>58341615
yeah but for example lets say im trading a stock thats 60 bucks, maybe a stock thats 100 bucks. i can put the percentage in terms of dollars lost or normal porcentage. in those big stocks, which arent mid caps where youre supposed to do one dollar, what dollars gap would you use?

>>58341615
This morning, while the world was doing that thing called sleep in the US, LMT dropped 2.96%, out of nowhere. 1 hot war in Europe, a skirmish in the Red Sea, and LMT selling F35 to Israel, and they tanked almost 3% in the middle of a Tuesday morning? Oh right, because Rhienmetall has a dividend tomorrow, and shares always dump before ex-div day.
Someone holding LMT in a GoldmanSachs account had a large number of LMT at a stop-loss, and someone at GoldmanSachs wanted it at that price, imo.

>>58341681
>you deserve prison if your kid draws a no-no

>>58341654
youre in a golden cross since feb 24 2024. youll keep going up until momentum is over

>>58341690
Since when do real sales correlate with speculative stock pyramid schemes?
On the stop loss hunting. Who knows, possible. Also you buy defense before and after a war, not during and certainly not at the tale end.

>>58341550
BLESSED
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SEX IS BETWEEN MARRIED MALE AND FEMALE INDIVIDUALS
E
DICKS ONLY GROW ON DUDES

>>58341715
>tale end.
The Kremlin has been niggering your brain since before the war, to get you to think this is almost over, from the start.
You literally just heard Putin tell the world that if the world doesn't have nukes, Putin will be invading and annexing anytime he wants.
And you're rolling over with a yawn, because you've been listening to his propaganda tell you that's what you're going to do so long, you've believed it.

Damn it's amazing how easy in a trance abuse culture, to abuse trances.
Your legistlators don't even have the capability to act, because they can't fight the money trance rakes, in. From this point forward, anyone who wants to do something to harm the US will just hire a marketing firm and advertise you into complacency, even if it's cutting your throats in the streets.

>>58341132
>>58341032
already up since the dip
why are bears so stupid? lol

>Everything I trimmed is green
>Everything I loaded up on is red

>>58341600
that is communism. When does the jew SA finally calls itself something like democratic republic of the americas, united democratic socialist states or just communist dictatorship of tech communistan

Zero rate cuts in 2024. Zero.

>>58341769
priced in

>>58341775
wouldn't be surprised if a rate hike was priced in eve

>$NVDA $INTC

> INTEL UNVEILS NEW AI ACCELERATOR PROCESSOR CALLED GAUDI 3

> INTEL'S GAUDI 3 CHIP TO BE WIDELY AVAILABLE BY THIRD QUARTER

> INTEL SAYS NEW GAUDI 3 PRODUCT OUTPERFORMS NVIDIA'S H100 CHIP

DAS WIRD A GAUDI (Fun, joy in bavarian-german).

IT'S OVER FOR NCELS

>>58341786
I literally called this last week, that's why I slurped more INTC.

>>58341750
Boomer, your narratives don't sell. Its not the 1980s anymore, the majority doesn't give two shits about what your generations propaganda authorities spew day in and day out and everybody who cared just a little bit for those charades of corruption and has an intern connection understands very well that non of the parties has any incentives top drag this out longer than necessary. The profits were made, now its about reducing costs

Nobody cares for this incompetent attempt to reheat the "cold war" narrative, give up, or people that dont care might start to care with your generations of retarded brainwashed mongoloids ending on ropes for npt being able to shut the fuck up and trying to steal from future assumed generations

>>58341677
did you even look at the year over year or quarterly

all green today

what do you guys think the limit is on number of contracts you can buy/short on the weekly expiration before you start significantly affecting the outcome of the underlying on a ticker like NVDA. If i had any balls I coulda made $130k today but somehow i think that if I held my position, the market would still be trading at $840. My position had total deltas of 20k which is the equivalent of a $17 million long shares position in NVDA. I have to believe that type of delta/gamma exposure significantly affects the underlying, vs just trading a johnny 1 lot position.

>>58341802
>adhom, strawman, atomization, demoralization, red-herring
>non of the parties has any incentive
That's not relevant to the statement Putin made,
>we have nukes, we are invading, you will not stop us, we have annexed this
Nukes=Annexation
No Nukes= Annexed
I don't have all day to explain this to your instant comfort vidya porn ridden brain.
>nobody cares
I do, because I have seen the brown and the white shit-holes flip themselves without warning. You can't put eyes on that many nations and have teams available that readily, with certainty to recover, when the next Bolsonaro vs Commies turns into a race to the warehouse where the nukes are held.
I don't share your carelessness perhaps because I can think patterns past the immediate line go up.

>>58341804
Explain this in a way a child could understand.

I’ve been selling covered calls on AAPL, usually 30-50 DTE and just making money off the premiums. My question for others who do this is is it worth paying a few dollars to BTC the option a few days before expiry, so that I can sell a new covered call sooner, or is it better to just let it expire?

Entered a diagonal on NVDA
5/17 $850 call
5/3 $925 sold call

Damn and I was going to buy even more NVDA. Is it actually over?

PUMP EU YOU FAGGOTS I WANT TO RESHORT

>>58341853
He just wants you to agree with him and say that your groceries aren't 40% more, back has been built back betterer and that men are women, trannies arewomen, etc. don't capitulate.

>>58341857
always best to btc when you readjust the risk reward with your new open profit - you stand to gain so little while standing to lose all the position

>>58341804
Yes, but that doesn't answer my question of why the cpi and pce have no change m/m despite rising commodity prices.

>>58341846
Boomer, the costs of managing a radiated ungovernable territory in front of your porch is higher than managing some nato colony in front of your porch
>muah Poutin
Nigger, I don't give two shits about Poutin or any other talking heads that are represented in the international socialist league of nations 2.0 - they are all the same epistemic community - so gtfo with your cheap boomer post 1945 narratives

>>58341870
with this logic you should always be buying 0dtes

>>58341869
isn't everyone a woman these days? and that's a good thing

new
>>58341887
>>58341887
>>58341887

>>58341879
>repeats strawmanh
Clever. Tell me again wat great mind power you have?
I said Putin said
Nukes = Annexation
No Nukes = Annexed
And I said, Brazil.
You said,
>Putin putin putin.
Who is the actual least fucking concern, because right now I will nuke him myself if that's what is needed.

How many Brown nations have money to purchase nuke equipment?

>>58341906
Annexed = more costs than before that cheap charade in February '22 - The Russians haven't made a good trade snatching the territory, and before muah rare earths and energy, those are still in the hand of mostly western private actors.
>Niggers buying nuke tech from Russia and nuking each other
and? Sounds like something desirable

>>58341839
werent you here when softbank exploded because some retard when full ching chong trying to manipulate tqqq with long calls?

>>58341958
Since you're obviously too afraid to address it in the new thread
>>Niggers buying nuke tech from Russia
Right now tracking who has nukes is a materials science quesiton to where the uranium came from.
As the number of nuke holding nations expand, the ability to narrow origin starts to disappear.

MAD works as "well" as it does because there are only a few nations that have nukes.

Nukes can destroy, without guidance system, without blocking, an entire city of millions, by being used 10 miles away, Every nation on earth has their ports in their major cities.

The US has women of 9 months pregnancy sneaking in. Russia has border guards who will pass on a search for a new set of tires.

Nobody on earth is better off with more nations holding nukes, especially all the brown ones that will absolutely be running to them if Putin's message goes unchecked.
MMM, because pretending air-filters can save you from penetrative radiation is at least a morale boost.

>>58341866
eu market is closed lol
I will be selling tomorrow if it hits my price point
I've got a sneaky idea which might give me a lot more bang for my buck (euro)

>>58342058

What the fuck are you crying about Russia and nukes for, gramps?

Have you not been keeping up with literally ANYTHING pertaining to realpolitik for the past 40 years?

>nobody wages wars anymore - just proxy wars and 'military operations'
>nukes have gotten smaller and more precise, not bigger - almost like killing civilians and irradiating entire cities is bad optics or something
>shitskins can't operate nukes, let alone build them
>the second some rogue element fires off a nuke towards any unacceptable target (and it gets instantly spotted by every modern missile defense system in existence and subsequently shot down), said rogue element gets turned to ash
>nuclear winter was propaganda anyway, and every nuclear physicist for the past 50 years has said as such

Get a new narrative. Russia isn't the threat. Nobody whose name you've ever heard of is the threat.