/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58331032
30
~1 million
incel not happy. How to get girl friend if no friends to go out with and social media?

69
69 million. Funny innit?

25
a bit over 100k (california rent is a bitch)

>>58331060
>incel
Unironically this is holding you back. Women aren't the problem. There are good women and bad. Same with men. Surely you've met respectable, kind women before. There's someone like that out there for you. I know incels get tired of the "go to the gym, make your bed, etc etc" crap, but I went through what I think you're going through back when I was 15, and seething about it all day for several years really didn't help.
>How to get girl friend
Hinge. Stay away from tinder. People on Hinge seem to be genuinely interested in finding something long-term, for the most part, which is helped in no small part by the fact that the app advertises itself to people who don't just want hookups.
>no friends
Bumble BFF. I work an office job and don't have any social hobbies, so this was pretty much the only way I knew to make friends in a new city. It's pretty easy to use as long as you put your time in.

>>58331032
23
~200k
Not happy, never felt happines and never understood how people are happy, i'm just seeking pleasure and amusement so i hope to make it this cycle and go on total drug induced slut fucking rampage

>>58331032
23. about 5k, most of that being my boat

>>58331413
almost forgot. quite happy. I go fishing at least three times a week

>>58331032
19. 420k, decently happy

>31
>$700k
I already don't need to work ever again from disability but I'm really struggling to find a reason to go to school or a job if I can just live 10-20k over the poverty line without doing either. I'm in uni but it eats more of my time than working 40 hours did

>30
>95k
Central Europe.

>>58331465
Why wouldn't you want to have a pursuit? Even if it's some low paying shit like culinary school. Just pick something you want to do that you can which can for sure supply a job that you'd want to go to every day.

30 years old
negative 100k dollars

going to go bankrupt and start again at like age 31-32

>>58331032
29. About 425k, which includes 49k of student debt. I am happy enough. I'm more miserable because I"m trapped turning into a caretaker for my boomer mom and I'm not peachy keen about that aspect of my life.

>>58331533
You've got a big chunk of change. If I had to guess, I'd say you've probably got a decent job. Why not hire out help and just check in on her periodically? I doubt she wants your last memories of her to be that of a hospice nurse.
>>58331519
Where did it go wrong, anon?

>>58331379
>i hope to make it this cycle and go on total drug induced slut fucking rampage
I've done this before, except my routine might be pretty tame by whatever you've got in mind. My daily routine was basically
>go to work
>do a little beyond what's expected so that my boss likes me and wants to give me promotions and bonuses
>still not really applying myself
>go to gym and eat healthily but only so I get matches on tinder
>clock out at 5, immediately smoke a huge bowl of weed
>start spam swiping right on tinder using boosts constantly
>have a date lined up nearly every single date, sometimes multiple per day
>push the girl to come back to my place by the end of the date
>if she says no, unmatch and ghost
>if she says yes, add her to my unwritten cycle of booty calls
>this and a hanging out with a few friends a couple times a month was literally all I did for about a year
In hindsight, none of it made me happy. I'd recommend figuring out what's actually got you down and fixing that instead. Hookups are a creature comfort, sometimes an immensely pleasurable one, but they aren't going to fix what's broken in your life. Invest in yourself, anon.

>>58331032
>22 years old
>27k
That's kinda good for somebody who doesn't work
I'm lucky I did a x3 on SUPER

>>58331849
>>58331849
not quite. Two things that really matter here
>she's only 65, but doesn't work despite my dad dying and has no money
>my job isn't all that decent. I pull in 75k, i just have a lot of winnings from crypto since 2020
kind of an odd spot to be. I also don't have the best relationship with her and this kind of comes more from a place of emotional trauma that makes me whipped, kek. I'll hopefully do something like that though once i stabilize her living situation.

27, probably like $15k.

Idk, I don’t really do the math cuz I don’t care. I can go out with my friends without stressing about finances and I have a car/stable long term housing.

Fuck it we ball

>>58331073
Would have been le funnier if you had 420 million.

>>58331957
She's the perfect age to get her medicare/medicaid/social security combo, at which point many old folks home will be delighted to provide her with room, board and medical care indefinitely, which would 100% stabilize her living situation.
> Mommy, I'm sorry but you need more care than I can provide. But don't worry, I've found a community for you that you're going to love.

>>58333630
>many old folks home will be delighted to provide her with room, board and medical care indefinitely
Not him but as depressing as this sounds to people, I don't know what older folks expected. My grandparents had zero savings, blew everything they earned on vacations, vehicles, a home they could barely afford, and then they expect the young people in their lives who can barely make rent to foot the bill so they can die in their home. I can empathize with for sure, but like god damn, these people fucked the economy and even in death, they can't pay the piper. They sign a check to him instead but using our names. I hope that I'm not a burden on my kids and their kids. I really do resent the older people in my family for doing this to themselves and me.

>>58331032
> 6969696
> ∞
Nigger

>>58333630
>>58333662
well apparently those places are pretty depressing. Grandma just died in one. I'd like to get her to a slightly better place at least. I'm probably gonna help her pay off the house so her living situation can be stable, maybe fund her until she can take out full social bennies (currently takes 800/mo from her benefit, but can swap to my dads since he is dead and can do that in another year and 2 months). It's kind of a shitty situation. I'll likely need to downsize her soonish but honestly I might move back in for a year and pay less rent than I would otherwise and then downsize her after a year or so. We'll see how it goes

>>58331032
28
~13k
pretty fine

>>58331032
>23
>$600k
>i want to kms

>>58331032
5yo
5iq
$5

>>58331127
All women are whores you stupid faggot kek

>>58334362
Including and especially your mom.

>>58334416
BAAAAASED

>>58331127
>Hinge. Stay away from tinder. People on Hinge seem to be genuinely interested in finding something long-term, for the most part, which is helped in no small part by the fact that the app advertises itself to people who don't just want hookups.

Shut up Cali faggot. All dating apps are debaucherous and do nothing but serve women's egos.

>Bumble BFF.
KYS

>>58331413
>>58331428
Based

>>58331127
I don't want to sign up for online dating though, also I already fitness maxxed. It's like my only hobby

>27
>161 thousand USD but soon to be at $250-260k

Stocks with margin are substantially slower than crypto, but it's also way safer.

>>58331032
25
300 bucks
no

>>58331032
>28 years old
>$-30,000k fell for the college meme and dropped out
>live with parents
I feel fine. This is fine, this year things will be different for me. This is the year…

>>58331032
>30
>$180k in index funds that I built up over ~4 years of working

/biz/ keeps telling me I'm broke af but idk I make more on my returns alone than my yearly expenses so I'm happy.

>>58334416
>>58334433
Bros if u accept my premise and say that it means you're accepting the fact your mothers are whores as well kek. It's soooo over 4 u bros but acceptance is the final stage after all ;)

34
15 mil in crypto
yes

69.
$420 (i just cashed my social security check)
I love you business guys always full of information

>>58331127
>dating app cope
It’s so over

>22
>80k
Roughly 70k in crypto 10k cash
Hopefully break 6 figs before I turn 23

>>58335493
You're the one living with your parents, my guy.

>>58335415
Prove it by making a good donation to my crypto wallet. you wont

>>58331032
21 and, i don't know, like 3k spread amongst bitcoin and shitcoins

>>58331032
>43k
>29 years old
I was hoping to get to 30 with only 10k, I'm happier now that I have a small fat fortune in dextools

25
roughly $5,500
eh, I'm ok

happiest i've been , but not the most well off i've been.

full time crypto dev. making it

>32
>500k crypto, 50k bank, 150k home equity, 100-200k business equity

Feels ok, just want 1MM in liquid assets so I can ape it into 10% APY dividends and fuck off

>29
>300k

In 401k, Brokerage, HYSA. Like 25k in crypto. Largest holdings LTC and ALGO

>>58331032
>22
>Actually have 22k worth on MUMU

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>58331032
26, just under 100k. could be better, could be worse

>>58331032
>27 years old
>net worth. Idk maybe 900k? Including my wife, maybe $1.4m.

Are we talking whole net worth or just crypto portfolio?

I own my home outright. No mortgage. Bought for $300k. Now worth $580k. Add in crypto stuff, yeah I’m right around 900k. Wife makes more than me and has a shit ton just sitting in a saving account. Total asset combined are worth over $1.4m.

>Am I happy?
Maybe? Not really sure. Love my wife. Like my job. Don’t want kids. Feels like something is missing.

Overall just feel desensitized to the world.

>>58331032
23
~$24k between cash, crypto portfolio, savings accounts.
Just started waging FT about 6 months ago after graduating my fucking meme E STEM degree in a shit paying consulting job.

Not the worst NW in the world for my age, and in this sector my wages are basically guaranteed to go up rapidly after a few years experiencebut I'm pissed how little I'm paid. I want to retire. FUCK. I need APU to take me to 6 fig hell.

>>58338610
Also I wrote this before reading this thread. FUCK I feel depressed now, even if I know I'm a UKfag. Is it really that easy to make money in the US or did you guys make it through crypto?

I need to make it this cycle.

>>58338631
US people earn a lot relatively but bankruptcy and death lurk behind every corner. Freedom isn't free.

27 uhhh I own a computer and a desk, peripherals. some back up headphones, old ps2 games not the ps2 tho, some clothes, and I guess this month's meds.

so I guess maybe generously.. 3k.

>>58337528
You're a male and don't want kids? You sound like some new age bitch. I'm sure it is your gf that dowsn't want kids and secretly still waiting for that right one to make kids with and you're just coping.

>>58331032
28
15,000
If I don't turn my life around by the end of the year I'm ending it.