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Femcel waifu edition
>Futures

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://web.archive.org/web/20201104182916/https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Urakaze
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Sideline Samuels
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

>Previous
>>58324384

>> No.58328762

NIGGERS

>> No.58328764

Come discuss your favorite companies focused on growing their free cash flow and in turn, distributions to shareholders in dividend investing general /dig/
>>58328166
>>58328166

>> No.58328765
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58328765

Who's ready for Kashkari to open his big faggot mouth again today? Why do they let these assholes speculate like this?

>> No.58328768

Tomoko natural gas

>> No.58328770

>green everywhere
>except AMD
what the fuck

>> No.58328779
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58328779

>>58328764
That reminds me.
My SCHD dividend is up to $1.17 per day! Wagmi!

>> No.58328789
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I'm buying 100 more shares of SPY at open.

>> No.58328794

>high liquidity market manipulation

>> No.58328795

>>58328770
it remind me of anon saying intc will recover tomorrow

>> No.58328812

You know, I'd say
>Yeah, the market is up. DAX almost 1% up cause Zalando was uprated (+7%)

But then again, France also is up almost 1%, so what does all that matter. It's just an everythingpump. And it is stupid.

>> No.58328845

>>58328812
>Why does everything pump after dumping for the dumbest fucking reasons

>> No.58328860
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>>58328789

>> No.58328870

if this fake and gay market rugs, you greedy fuckers deserve it.

>> No.58328876

>>58328764
I love divys but if you have to shill your general just let it die

>> No.58328880

>>58328870
bears are cuter sobbing

>> No.58328887

>>58328845
The dumbest fuckin reasons are why it is pumping. Data is still shit. Especially germany less exports than expected, negative mom. The data was bad.

>> No.58328890
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>>58328860

>> No.58328898

>>58328887
>>58328845
Btw it's industrial production was up. But what does it matter when exports are down? Shelves will get fuller.

>> No.58328909
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>>58328779
I'm bad at math. How many shares is that?

>> No.58328916
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58328916

kinda ambivalent, though I think snibs or mumu wins today.

>> No.58328938

L E A N H O G S
E
A
N
H
O
G
S

>> No.58328951

>>58328876
No, dividend investing general /dig/
>>58328166
>>58328166

>> No.58328987

how did a bottling company get to be COKE and the company that actually makes it had to settle for KO? might as as well be KEK

>> No.58328996

>>58328890
I don't know what that means

>> No.58329000

>>58328987
CÜCK

>> No.58329016

How high does SPY run today? I'm saying $524.50

>> No.58329017

>>58328987
KO is the ticker from the before times when tickers were as short as possible because they literally printed them on tape. they spun off their shitty razor thin margin part of the company and picked a cool name to trick suckers into buying it

>> No.58329033
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>>58328909
154 i buy 2 per day

>> No.58329045

>>58329017
oh, thanks for the history lesson
COKE is up 57% yoy vs. -5.3% for KO tho

>> No.58329047

>>58328987
>coke is up 4x in 3.5 years
>instead of trying to actively trade, could have just been a COKE maxi

>> No.58329055

>>58328887
>>58328898
Lmao Germany doesn't fucking matter to the stock market

>> No.58329060
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>> No.58329064

TSM chads, its our time (to liquidate at profit)

>> No.58329066

>>58328987
KOKE or CAKE or COCA or PEPP

>> No.58329074

I won't be making any trades today

>> No.58329079
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58329079

presuming something like picrel.

>> No.58329094
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58329094

>>58328765
My body is ready

>> No.58329104

i need to smell a hot woman's unwashed ass

Buy natural gas

>> No.58329107
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>>58329066
For me it's Cocoa.

>> No.58329111

>>58329094
Of course he has a punchable face in addition to his shitty policy opinions

>> No.58329124

>>58329055
Lmao I'm not even talking about your american ponzipensiondogshit, you fuckin burger, I was clearly talking about the DAX. And when german exports suck it should matter to german companies.

>> No.58329132

What soothes my mind is that I know this faggot will again cry hard when the market dumps on "no news.

>> No.58329139
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58329139

>>58329104
buy $ETSY to invest in stinky neet women.

>> No.58329140

Market dumps on no news this is rigged

>> No.58329142
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58329142

>>58329111
This is his actual official portrait lmao. He looks more like a bird of prey than a man.

>> No.58329144

>>58329111
He said nothing wrong though.

>> No.58329148

>>58329064
I'm not selling this shit until it becomes #1

>> No.58329151 [DELETED] 

Its Eid after a day, but my days are not going so well. I really want to gift new dress to my mother and sister as I am the only earning member from my family. Can anyone helps me with $1k so that I can spend my Eid day better?

If needed I can also send my face record video evidence as statement to prove myslef. Can anyone help?

>> No.58329157

its going to fucking dump, just watch. take profits.

>> No.58329161
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58329161

uhh bang bro??

>> No.58329165
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58329165

I love the morning market bell. It's like the adult version of the morning national anthem.

>> No.58329174

>>58329142
He's a jew and a half.

>> No.58329177
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58329177

Bang bro

>> No.58329178

>>58329124
The big boy market is about to open. If you want to play house with monopoly money thats fine, but no one cares when real money is about to get its turn.

>> No.58329180
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58329180

>>58329161
No bang bros :C

>> No.58329184
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58329184

the eclipse got bang anon.

>> No.58329185

>>58329111
everything he said was reasonable and fiscally responsible

>> No.58329191

The vaxx took another one

>> No.58329196

>>58329151
Kys dune monkey

>> No.58329207

>>58329161
>>58329177
Sell everything

>> No.58329211
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58329211

Baltimore update btw

>> No.58329216
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58329216

Hoping to hit 518.2x and go long for 0dte scalps. Probably give it a little time to crab and burn theta. Guessing 10:15-10:40ish for cheapest fd possible. May miss the move.

>> No.58329218

i told you niggers. bulls are fucking stupid.

>> No.58329224

AMD almost oversold on the 1yr lol. Shorts are eventually going to get rekt.

>>58329144
>>58329185
He's a non voting member and he gave a live interview where he openly speculated in opposition to the official comments from the chairman. Unprofessional as fuck, he knows exactly what he's doing.

>> No.58329236

>>58329218
holy fuck, just looked at the charts. Bulls on suicide watch. The crash is finally here. Total mumu death!

>> No.58329244

>>58329218
bulls and mumu are as retarded as democrats and republicans. Totalbankdeather is the only responsible choice in this age of man.

>> No.58329266

oh no nvidiasisters why is it going down????

>> No.58329273

Uh, NVDA bros?

>> No.58329286
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58329286

what's happening?!?!?

>> No.58329288

Wow I'm so fucking tired of going from 2% up to flat. An entire month of bed shitting for zero actual good reason.

>> No.58329298
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>>58329288
>zero actual good reason

>> No.58329299

>>58329288
wall street spending all earning on chocolate

>> No.58329322
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58329322

oil and gas. We are going back to the promised land of $100.

>> No.58329324

>>58329298
We dumped on March 8th for quite literally zero good reason and that started a cascade of some of the most retarded speculation in the last year. Which lead to even more retarded speculation from assholes like Kashkari and Goolsbee. Nothing, literally nothing, has fundamentally changed since December and nothing Powell has said has been hawkish. Zero reason for the market to sell off other than faggots speculating.

>> No.58329329

>>58329244
>bulls and mumu

Definitely meant bobos

>> No.58329330

>>58329273
>NVDA
These pullbacks continue on low volume. 78% RVOL.

>> No.58329344

Im fairly certain the banganon from last week was a fraud and the real one did infact die in Baltimore. I have no proof of course.

>> No.58329347
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>>58329324
>Nothing, literally nothing, has fundamentally changed since December and nothing Powell has said has been hawkish
>Market expectation went from 5.5 cuts to 2.2 cuts this year.
>nothing hawkish
keep being delusional

>> No.58329348
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58329348

>>58329288
We getting CPI and PPI numbers this week and it's starting of earnings of banks/tech end of the month. The ride's just started.

>> No.58329349

>>58329286
Nothing burger with fries

>> No.58329354

>>58329330
you'll still be saying that at 800 and again at 700. pure cope. take profits.

>> No.58329359
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58329359

The eclipse.

>> No.58329364

>>58329347
the guy you are talking to legit is stupid. He's the gigiamumu. To an unreasonable amount. He thinks the stockmarket is a cryptopump

>> No.58329365

>>58329354
nah

>> No.58329374

>>58329347
The market has absolutely no idea what it's doing when it "prices in" some magic random number of rate cuts. That was a terrible indicator in 2022 and 2023 and it's still a terrible indicator in 2024.

Also you fags just ignore that the economy/market is totally fine at the current rates, so keeping them here isn't hawkish lmao.

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I didn't buy the special glasses but i will probably peep the eclipse anyway

>> No.58329380

we’re crabbing today
yes even through the eclipse

>> No.58329384

>>58329376
its safe to look when its blocked by the moon. so if it gets dark take a gander imo.

>> No.58329389

>>58329374
everyone talks about cutting rates so keeping them at current level is either neutral or hawkish. for sure not dovish.

>> No.58329390

>>58329216
>0dte
Is 0dte better than Friday exp?
Will lose less time decay buying a Friday expiration..
Also do you buy atm?

>> No.58329391
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>>58329364
Hahahahahahaha the guy insisting that the German stock market matters is the one calling other people stupid hahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.58329392 [DELETED] 

Its Eid after a day, but my days are not going so well. I really want to gift new dress to my mother and sister as I am the only earning member from my family. Can anyone helps me with $1k so that I can spend my Eid day better?

If needed I can also send my face record video evidence as statement to prove myslef. Can anyone help? :(

Please send me a text on telegram @itsadmond or email me anon33001@gmail.com

>> No.58329404

>>58329392
only a grand? sure

>> No.58329405

>>58329389
It's obviously more positive than neutral if the economy is doing well and the stock market is up with current rates. Why do you guys try so hard to twist everything into some bearish bullshit?

>> No.58329408
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>>58329364
I don't think he's necessarily wrong

>> No.58329411
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58329411

Thirdies are now begging for 4 figures in gibs. Inflation is absolutely out of control.

>> No.58329430

>>58329411
Lets do a fedres move and give them 6 for being so rugged and resilient to forces of white power

>> No.58329433

I have 1000 usd and I dont know what to buy. Should I just, like, buy NVDA like I used to a couple of months ago?

>> No.58329434

>>58329347
Market go up because rape cuts.
Market go up because too strong for rape cuts

>> No.58329436 [DELETED] 

>>58329404
Yes please. What I have to do? Tell me

>> No.58329441

>>58329404
1k for a dress, God damn bros inflation has gone wild

>> No.58329443

>>58329376
gangster

>> No.58329458

>>58329436
Cut off any finger from a jews left hand

>> No.58329459

>>58329391
Never claimed that, retard. You have some kind of schizoid perception of the world around you.

>> No.58329460

>>58329405
>Why do you guys try so hard to twist everything into some bearish bullshit?
but I don't I'm simply looking at reality, not every single signal must be bullish for market to go up. Cut expectation going from 5.5 to 2.2 is simply not "hawkish FED".

>> No.58329464

>>58329411
We give people 4k to survive Mexico and break into our country so I don't see why not

>> No.58329481

>the crab will leave his sand castle forever

>> No.58329483
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>>58329464
The government should give it to me because I would immediately launch it into the stock market.

>> No.58329496

>>58328916
gongo up

>> No.58329510

>>58329459
Lmao why do you just lie >>58328887

>> No.58329513

>>58329384
It is not. But if you want a permanent blind spot do it I guess.

>> No.58329526

>>58329510
>
THIS WAS IN REGARDS TO THE DAX, WHICH IS A GERMAN STOCK INDEX. WHAT'S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND? I WAS IMPLYING THAT GERMAN DATA SHOULD MATTER FOR GERMAN STOCK
>insisting that the German stock market matters >>58329391

>> No.58329533

>please sir pay for my tuitions
>sir i have a job offer for you on tik tok
>sir can i get 1k for a dress?
>sir i have an international search warrant on you

whats it going to be next?

>> No.58329532

>6.6 billion aid package for TSMC
wtf? why?

>> No.58329535

poomp it

>> No.58329539
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>>58329532
all your taxes btw, have fun paying.

>> No.58329541

>>58329483
You are the problem pig.

>> No.58329549

>>58329532
because it's cheaper to do that than support US companies setting up a fab shop here. TSM is a key component of American chip companies being successful. they're joined at the hip

>> No.58329553

>>58329513
yeah actually it is safe.
>You can view the eclipse directly without proper eye protection only when the Moon completely obscures the Sun’s bright face – during the brief and spectacular period known as totality.

>> No.58329554
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>>58329541
Shut it, commie.

>> No.58329555

>>58329533
Sir pay me or I will defile your doorstep with excrement

>> No.58329557

>>58328812
>>58328845
>>58328898
>>58329391
>>58329510
Read it all again. First you said Germany doesn't matter. Than the german stock market, so what is it? Just stfu

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58329562

>>58329555
CHECKED

>> No.58329568

>in cash
Feeling cozy

>> No.58329574

>>58329557
No one fucking cares about Germistan. Stfu dickhead.

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58329579

crab day

>> No.58329584

>>58329568
based

>> No.58329586

ROOT is my favorite shitcoin

>> No.58329601

>>58329557
It's both. But really it's all of Europe, no one gives a shit what you backwards tribal motherfuckers do.

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58329606

Did gold just had local top?

>> No.58329611
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CHINA IS *LITERALLY* COLLAPSING!!!!111!!!1!1!111111ONEONEELEVENONE

>> No.58329621

>>58329586
Thinking about slurping that pullback

>> No.58329633

>>58329611
incels on suicide watch

>> No.58329643
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58329643

>>58329611
>mandating women give birth now to prevent demographic collapse
>cant get foreign investment
>over capacity on evs and pretty much everything because they have no local demand now
>salaries dropping and people struggling to get jodbs
>massive unemployment amongst the youth
>jobs all moving to other SEA nations because theyre cheaper now.
>dictator who kidnaps and beats up the capitalists in his country dooming any companies progress
Yeah its not a fast collapse so normies all think chian is great but its rotting at the foundation.

>> No.58329645

>>58329606
probably, I'm out on miners, waiting for a dip

>> No.58329657

>>58329611
unironic local top signal

>> No.58329662

>>58329601
Nobody gives a shit about you, you gay version of the UdSSR

>> No.58329663

>>58329621
Decent idea. I have 100 shared and sold a 50 put so I won't myself.

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58329686

ARE YOU OKAY BOBO
KEK

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>>58329686

>> No.58329691

Do I sell my dismal INTC at a slight profit and buy NVDA at this minor price cut? What do we expect for NVDA earnings in May boyos?

>> No.58329693

Pbr is such a third world stock
Lol

>> No.58329694

>>58329611
It's funny because as bad as the situation is in China it doesn't even come close to America's 2008 financial crisis. This idea that the entire economy would just collapse is hilarious

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58329705

long volatile calls are so much more stressfree than 0tdes
just going to wait for kashkari to dip the market for cheapsies again and close the tab for the rest of the day

>> No.58329709

520.3x is next.

>> No.58329714

>>58329705
Kashkari speaks outside of market hours, 7pm EST

>> No.58329721

>>58329705
Do this same kinda thing in spreads and BTC the sell legs as we crab back and forth. Harvesting cows, crabs and bears all the time.

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>>58329645
Same. Would be fun if it kept climbing right haha

>> No.58329727

>>58329714
Oh, Thanks I'll just close it now then

>> No.58329729

>>58329643
>>mandating women give birth now to prevent demographic collapse
This is bullish. If we don't do this we're fucked.

>> No.58329735

huge female asses

>> No.58329747

>>58329539
If I could get away with killing politicians I would. I would do it with just my hands.

>> No.58329748

>>58329643
>mandating women give birth now to prevent demographic collapse
bullish
>cant get foreign investment
Doesn't matter
>over capacity on evs and pretty much everything because they have no local demand now
doesn't matter
>salaries dropping and people struggling to get jodbs
cheaper labor is bullish
>massive unemployment amongst the youth
More competition for jobs is bullish
>jobs all moving to other SEA nations because theyre cheaper now.
Sweatshop jobs are not good for a advanced economy. Bullish
>dictator who kidnaps and beats up the capitalists in his country dooming any companies progress
Not accurate.

>> No.58329760

>mandating women give birth now to prevent demographic collapse
>bullish

kek, you have no fucking idea. an animal in captivity always has an even lower birth rate

>> No.58329765

>>58329748
not bullish at all. it's just desperation at this point.

>> No.58329770
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>>58329748
They're in the best shape imaginable. Imagine make money in ways other than subversion, inflation and usury.

>> No.58329772

>>58329760
Birthrates were much higher before women's rights. People aren't animals and women not being allowed to be absolute retards and shit all over everything doesn't mean the group as a whole is in captivity.

>> No.58329784

>>58329611
I've seen their buildings. They are literally collapsing.

>> No.58329788

why did XOM drop so much in first in June and then towards the end of last year?

>> No.58329789
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>>58329760
I think reddit might be a little more your speed, bud.

>> No.58329792

>>58329772
>People aren't animals
yes, they are. and they are in captivity because they are chinese, them forcing their women to breed with the genetic defects that are most chinks just makes it even worse, it kills of the natural selection and will produce plenty of stillborns

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58329794

i just buyed 100 copies of $PLBY shares

>> No.58329804
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>>58329792
>natural selection

Holeeee shiiiieeeet

>> No.58329806

>>58329789
I think you could be impaled by a cock up from your ass into your mouth and you would probably like it

>> No.58329813

>>58329804
>>58329772
>People aren't animals
>Natural selection? Lol!
Wow what the fuck? Do you guys also think the planet is flat and the moon landings were fake?

>> No.58329815

>>58329794
tell how that goes for you

>> No.58329819

let's go TSLA you piece of shit

>> No.58329818

>>58329794
I'm surprised they're still around. These days, that company probably revolves around how marketable their logo is.

>> No.58329826

>>58329792
This is beyond retarded and I'm not going to reply to whatever nonsense you respond to this with.
Animal populations follow Malthusian dynamics, human populations don't because we have religion, politics, and technology ("culture") that dynamically corresponds with it. And again, women being forced to sit down and act like women isn't keeping them in captivity.

>> No.58329831
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58329831

Yes, yes, the solar eclipse may be a once-in-a-lifetime event, but have you considered the effects of millions of wagies not working for a day on this quarter's earnings? It's time to stop thinking of yourselves and get back in the cagies. You can view the eclipse later through your TicTacs and ZoomTubes. We really need all hands on deck to hit these sales numbers.

>> No.58329842

>>58329806
Sounds gay. >>>/lgbtq/

>> No.58329846

>>58329826
lol, sure buddy. lets see how yet another dogmatic state mandated edict goes for them

>> No.58329853

>>58329813
The world is fake and gay. Moon landing has not been reproducible. Does science not include repeatability? Or does it solely rely upon your boomer parents memories of propaganda ?

>> No.58329860

>>58329842
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.58329869

>>58329826
He's obviously a virgin, a beta democrat sub or just an edojeet shillanon

>> No.58329873
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>>58329735
Based.

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>>58329815
writing down notes right now fren
i am currently up whole dollar
im gonna buy a house with it

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58329887

Hipo?

>> No.58329889

>>58329869
Imagine thinking that writing down a law makes birth rates go up and calling someone else a virgin. I only know of one way to get birth rates up.

>> No.58329915
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>>58329889
Go back.

>> No.58329920
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58329920

>>58329376
Virgin eclipse vs Chad Cicadas

>> No.58329921

>>58329606
What game is this?

>> No.58329925

>>58329853
there was literally a moon landing not even a month ago

>> No.58329930

>>58329921
mirrors edge

>> No.58329944

>>58329513
>>58329376
But mama, that’s where the fun is…

https://youtu.be/2GCr1eTbxbw?si=xGB4399U-fbvdeHO

>> No.58329948
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58329948

>yields
We're following the Greek bonds meme chart. We bounced off 5% a year ago and now we're going to push through it. Shit is about to get real.

>> No.58329952

>>58329925
even the fucking indians can stage a moon landing at this point

>> No.58329956

>>58329376
>>58329944
>>58329513
I've heard you can use welding glass. That's what I did during the last eclipse.
My gf at the time kept looking at the sun and hurting her eyes and then forgetting about it and looking back again. It was sad but there wasn't a whole lot I could do to fix it.

>> No.58329958
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58329958

>S&P essentially flat since March 20
>NASDAQ since March 1
What is the market waiting for?

>> No.58329965

>>58329958
You to buy

>> No.58329971

>>58329958
solar eclipse

>> No.58329975
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>>58329958
It's a stealth devaluation.

>> No.58329979

>>58329948
that would be extremely funny

>> No.58329982

>>58329788
anybody remember? trying to find a time to buy

>> No.58329994

>>58329948
idk last time I tried to buy a few treasuries the market didn't seem particularly liquid. There's still a ton of demand for them.

>> No.58329998
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>>58329889
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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>>58329948
Fucking basado. Should be good for gold too.

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>>58329930
Thanks anon

>> No.58330037

>>58329998
>Make power points for 60K instead of raising a kid
Sounds cool actually

>> No.58330041

Is it joever?

>> No.58330043
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58330043

im on the center path of the eclipse. its not very sunny out today. pretty cloudy.

>> No.58330044

we're so joeack

>> No.58330048

>>58329952
>>58329853
Not to get too complicated for your tiny brains but you could get to the moon too if you strapped enough fuel to yourself and pointed yourself in the right directions along the way and had over $200 billion to design and test everything.

>> No.58330052
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>>58330041
Yes.

>> No.58330053
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>>58330041
It has joest begun.

>> No.58330055
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58330055

I need to pay taxes by May but all my money is in stocks which are down 20% currently

>> No.58330058

Watched europa the last battle and drank a bottle of whiskey yesterday. Its never felt so over

>> No.58330060

>>58330048
sometimes i read the dumbest shit on /biz/, and i consider this a smart board.

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58330080

>>58330043
I know fren, hopefully the clouds part so i can see the show :(

>> No.58330083

>>58330058
New civilizations are always created at the frontier of the old ones and Whites are always the ones who push for the frontiers (at least in British/Dutch colonies like the US) while the immigrants and blacks flock to the urban core. We're going through the same natural cycle that we have for millennia. Our lives personally will be rough though since we've been born into the beginning of the crisis phase.

>> No.58330094
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>>58329539
>the interest on the debt has eclipsed the military budget

>> No.58330102

>>58330094
The US military stopped being relevant a decade ago.

>> No.58330105

>>58330037

Well the position is closed. You should have acted faster. Aadhya and her AI assistant have the position now through her slave-labor company. She is happily making 27.5k a year.

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>>58330055
Do anons really not set aside 30% of profits for taxes?

>> No.58330130
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58330130

AN ECLIPSE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.58330136
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58330136

>>58330094
It's projected to be nearly half of all tax revenue by the end of this year. Buy physical assets.

>> No.58330157
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Bought a small portion of ASTOR at 25.05, going to pick up some more in the coming days
SAAB is also likely to vote on a split in 3 days at the shareholder meeting, almost wish I could go there in person, they are conducting an airshow for the shareholders
It still doesn't look like it's too late to get in on the Euro MIC

>> No.58330163

NVDA is such a useless nigger stock.

>> No.58330166
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58330166

>not buying SQM
>not buying EOSE

How else do you losers planning on losing today?

>> No.58330175
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58330175

PAA chads
do you ever get tired of winning?

>> No.58330179

>>58330163
well no shit. zoom the fuck out.

>> No.58330183

>>58330136
Because of Covid every country in the world is going to have to inflated away their debt. Bond holders finna get hosed (even more than they already have).

>> No.58330185

>>58330166
>How else do you losers planning on losing today?
I'm shorting AUUD. Stop is new high of day

>> No.58330186
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58330186

i also buyed 100 shares of tupperware computers
im going to be rich one day
wooooo

>> No.58330202

my GEV doing a little sumtin
>upgraded to buy
comfy

>> No.58330204

>>58329958
Me to exit my $300k leverage as I bought in March 1
I don't care however, I can stay solvent longer than the market can stay rational

>> No.58330213

>>58330185
lol you should short deez

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>>58330183
>just do a heckin hyperinflation bro
>it's no big deal bro

>> No.58330226
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58330226

bobo are you okay
are you okay
are you okay bobo?

>> No.58330227
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58330227

>>58330213
rude

>> No.58330235

>>58329958
Nothing really, a lot of people have started shorting the big players since the "it's too high" fud has been whipped up again. Everyone will suddenly remember that nothing has changed after earnings are good and inflation data is boring.

>> No.58330238

I think I fucked up. Capitalone doesn't allow balance transfers from other capitalone accounts.. I wanted that 0% apr transfer..

>> No.58330255

>>58330235
it is too high though. nobody sane is buying at these prices.

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>>58330255
i bought a little

>> No.58330262

>>58330235
So is there a scenario, in your mind, where it becomes more than fud. Is there no quantity of usury/debt/qeing that will give you some pause ? What WOULD concern you ?

>> No.58330272
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>>58330136
it's okay some guy on youtube told be the fed won't; CAN'T print money for the govt anymore because they are trying to get inflation under control! I'm sure inflation won't stay out of control!!! They're definitely going to raise taxes by 300% instead knowing full well they're all going to be dragged in the streets and murdered! It's so obvious if you have an economics degree.

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58330284

>>58330238
I just transferred a $4k balance from BOA to Capital One, pretty comfy

>> No.58330291

>>58330238
get rekt mate

>> No.58330313

>>58330262
I would start to be legitimately concerned if:

- We started to see inflation data like we were seeing in 2021-2022, where there are obvious huge spikes up instead of a few boring <1% bumps in a long, steep downtrend
- Powell started to say openly negative things about economic data and shifted towards more tightening
- The housing market completely imploded, like 2008 level retardation

I don't really see the first two happening right now, and while I think the housing market is super fucked up I think it's been designed to be that way since 2009

>> No.58330325

>>58330272
Hyperinflation would collapse the US government. The only thing still holding this country together is that neither democrats nor republicans want to inconvenience themselves by being the first side to start the civil war.

>> No.58330330

>>58330291
I have a 10k line, with only 1k in credit card balance which I could pay off right now.. was trying to apr max. Have an alternative -- going to transfer a personal loan to pay it off which will net be 9.6% savings on interest. Next best option would also be a car loan. Not as generous since I would only be saving on a 3.9% apr loan there. Capitalone says it will do auto loans.. curious. If it does at 0% apr and it counts as monthly payments I could be sitting pretty then without getting my liquidity squeezed in the short term.

>> No.58330349

>>58330325
and how do they stop it?

>> No.58330365

>>58330349
reducing money supply

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>>58330349
>implying

>> No.58330374
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58330374

Silver and gold trading like schizos, platinum group up 4% on the dat

>> No.58330406

>>58330186
does tupperware make snapware? im seeing that shit everywhere and the pyrex ones i got are amazing.

>> No.58330435

>>58330284
Going to balance transfer my sofi loan. Going to net %13 return on this simple trick. Roll my monthly payments from that into treasuries. I will beat the jew. I should have started with this before the stock market.

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58330450

Sometimes stock buybacks can do more harm than good. In dividend investing general /dig/ we can help you understand if the company you are investing in is wasting money on buybacks
>>58328166

>> No.58330458

>>58330272
does the fed even print money? I thought the treasury did it
t. not American

>> No.58330461
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58330461

Prolly scalp time.

>> No.58330465

>>58330349
They have to turn off the massive welfare state. We might have been able to do that a 15 years ago when we were a nation of 60% whites

But now we are 39% white. And the budget literally cannot sustain it. Taxes would fuck over growth. Tuning down gibs gets the politicians voted out of power and replaced by someone who puts it back.

>> No.58330475

>>58330458
The fed can buy bonds with its infinity money glitch which injects money into the economy.

>> No.58330476

>>58330458
Our treasury has little to no treasures. Same with other departments (Justice, education,etc.). They are doing the opposite.

>> No.58330509
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58330509

Pee Pee Creek will get a partial solar eclipse today.

>> No.58330516

>>58329539
>fiat currency is not real
>ergo debt denominated in said currency isn't real

This literally does not matter.

>> No.58330521
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58330521

Don't worry, just the January Effect

>> No.58330522

>>58330516
It didn't matter until inflation and yields rose

>> No.58330541

>>58330516
then please transfer your money to my bank account, sirs.

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58330560

Does it want to make up its mind or not?

>> No.58330590

>>58330560
Gotta crab out all options for profits

>> No.58330623
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58330623

>>58330313
All those silly economists. They just needed bidens team to come and propagandize the denizens.

>> No.58330635
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58330635

solar eclipse predicts market corections, are you ready for it? mmmmmmmm you should see the things we do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZKYmWpYIts

>> No.58330650

>>58330262
you sound like you've been in the market for 6 months

>> No.58330653

The politicians better start fixing things, I'm getting p*ssed off! )=<

>> No.58330655

>RHM +3.95%
>SAAB +2.42%
>ASTOR +8.44%
Good day for Euro defence
Now when will America stop crabbing?

>> No.58330656

>>58330635
The eclipse barely even hits California, the only state that matters in this country. Nothingburger, not clicking on link. Sex with lain.

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>>58330635
I thought that today would be like last Thursday. Now I happily accept a crab day since I went balls deep in AMD last week

>> No.58330673

>>58330655
Around November

>> No.58330680

Wells fargo upped target to 5535...... based.

>> No.58330681

>TUP

LMAO I BOUGHT AND IT CRASHES
good for me tho cause im DCA' in this hoe again next month

>> No.58330687

If you are not up good right now and closing the chart for the day, your strategy sucks.

>> No.58330704

>6 month bonds at 5.5%

Fuck I'm tempted to park all my liquidity in there as I'm growing increasingly worried that a massive correction is coming down once the FED starts cutting rates.

>> No.58330707

I’m a djt casualty.

>> No.58330721
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58330721

That’s it for today. Time for people to get out..

>> No.58330722

>>58328898
Yep. Germany is in the first phase of a real capital deflationary cycle. Guess with France also deep in the shitter, Lagarde is going to pivooooot before Powell, pumping Euro Indexes, sending monetary Gayro inflation into the stratosphere again with "states" going full retard on public debt (like Germany that wants to "secure" the public pension pyramid scheme with "stocks"), while the industry removes itself and unemployment going up again, with nobody able to buy the over production, sending Germany and with it Europe into a deflationary deathspiral like China is already in

Unless if you are looking for real life mad max, its time to turn your back on Europe

>> No.58330732

>>58330704
>once the FED starts cutting rates.
>He doesn't know
H I G H E R F O R L O N G E R

>> No.58330734

>>58330704
Yep. I'm finally taking charge of my debts and consolidating them under a 0% apr card and going to roll bonds. I've been so stupid.

>> No.58330736

>>58330704
>massive correction is coming down once the FED starts cutting rates.
why would it correct as the fed cuts? it would pump because you have more liquidity now.

>> No.58330742

So glad I sold NYCB at $3.10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cLdacIr6N8

Anyone else up way early this morning?

>> No.58330750
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58330750

STOP FUCKING SELLING!

>> No.58330751

>DJT is back to DWAC prices
lol
and RDDT is following right behind
>>58330742
What's up with NYCB now?

>> No.58330760

>>58330736
FED cutting rates signals a recession coming or "economic downturn" since the media keeps redefining what a recession is. The Yield curve being inverted for almost 2 years now is another massive warning

>> No.58330767

>ctrl+f
>"uranium"
>"nuclear"
0 mentions

>check portfolio
>uranium stocks down roughly 2% across the board
nice, good day to buy

>> No.58330768

>>58330704
If anything don't go into short term just buy the entire bond market

>> No.58330776

>>58330751
Nothing, I just have no rhythm in this market. I'm going to sit on cash sweep, why even bother?

>> No.58330778

>>58330736
Glow Niggers are afraid that exactly that is going to happen, while the liquidity for bonds dries up more, forcing the Fed to load up again and sending risk assets, monetary inflation and general goods and services price inflation into space.

Powell is certainly not pivoting before Lagarde

>> No.58330780

>>58330760
>FED cutting rates signals a recession coming or "economic downturn" since the media keeps redefining what a recession is
no it doesnt actually. if its cut because of economic worries then its following the problem. if its cut because the fed said its going for around 3% to hold long term then its not a concern. cuts are for a variety of reasons. cutting here woudl ease pressure on real estate and bond holders.

>> No.58330781

>>58330722
Yeah, Aktienrente. It's over.

Not for south europe though. Spain, italy, greece doing well.

I'll just leave germany for greece.

>> No.58330788

Do I get a prize if all of the covered calls I sold are in the money?

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>>58330778
>Powell is certainly not pivoting before Lagarde
lagarde is incompetent and was still holding rates flat despite powell rising them. shes an idiot and he doesnt follow her at anything. cutting rates wouldnt hurt liqduity for bonds it would help since older bonds are now attractive investments again.

>> No.58330796
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58330796

>bobos think single digit interest yields are a threat to stock market
>corporations are reporting record earnings in the meantime and have decent projections moving forward
It's almost like you guys love losing money. Stop wasting my time and wake me up whe interest rates hit 90%

>> No.58330799

i like this pullback. its been mild so far.

>> No.58330801

>>58329956
Why are women so stupid bros?

>> No.58330811

>>58330781
Its communism. Socialization of capital risks while individualizing profits, all decided by a centralized corrupt unaccountable dictatorship of incompetency

>> No.58330821

>>58330767
I've got 50k in an ETF that's up %85 1y but seems like it will shit itself now.

>> No.58330831

buddy take a look at SP500computer

>> No.58330837

>>58330821
a uranium/nuclear etf?

>> No.58330846

>>58329956
check the shade of your welding mask. you need at least Shade 12 to view the sun

>> No.58330853

>>58330792
With inflation going to pick up the moment rates are cut, rendering yield at 5% a loss again and risk assets becoming again way more attractive than bonds, with everybody currently in money market funds withdrawing their liquidity.

The moment Powell cuts, he has to buy treasuries, bonds and notes again.
And on ECB vs FED, its a game of chicken, with the first who flinches losing, the US has more room to not flinch

>> No.58330855

>>58330837
Yea

>> No.58330857

"People" who follow the stock market are lower than wagies. They will waste a whole day watching charts that don't move anywhere and get uppity at the slightest movements. SAD. Meanwhile bitcoin up an easy 10% just this morning and everyone is super chill about it

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>>58330780
You just have to look at the last five official recession to realize we are absolutely due for a massive downturn this year. The FED is only being persuaded to not cut by fudged job numbers reports despite the fact that the U.S actually lost 2 million full time jobs since November which has only happened in 2020 and 2008

>> No.58330871

>>58330837
ticker is BOOM?

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>>58330853
>The moment Powell cuts, he has to buy treasuries, bonds and notes again.
no it would be less because older bonds are actualyl decent again so bond demand would pick up.
>inflation going to pick up the moment its cut
not how it works and not necessarily. supply is being fixed and can lower inflation and the fed can probably declare victory soon and do it anyway. clearly n ot any pain being felt by people since consumer demand hasnt slowed down.
>>58330868
you just had your recession in 2020 there. and in 2022. thats all you get.

>> No.58330897

>>58330509
Why the fuck is everything in Ohio named something weird?

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>>58330821
yeah sounds about right. 22% in ccj is about the same stake it has in my folio too, but some of these i wouldnt buy as i only buy pure uranium plays, with the exception of GEV

>> No.58330906

>>58330811
b-but it's the FDP that wants this! lol

>> No.58330927

>>58330868
You've been saying that for years though.

>> No.58330929

>>58330215
>just do a heckin default bro
>it's no big deal bro
we all know what they will choose

>> No.58330941

>>58330811
>NOOOO I don't make any money with shitty tech stocks. This is literallly COMMUNISM!!!!!!
Just buy gold miners, bro.

>> No.58330972

>first year of retirement "low risk" saving portfolio over
>£7550 value
>£6675 invested

So technically 13% but that doesn't take into account starting from 0. What's the formula for the effective interest rate assuming that was built with monthly payments, guessing the compounding nature means I don't just double it?

>> No.58330976

>>58330704
>>58330760
>Says FED
>Has a retarded opinion about the stock market
Literally every time

>> No.58330979

>>58330890
>Supply is being fixed.
Supply has been fixed since mid '22
This time it won't be supply side inflation but demand side. You could be an optimist and assume that the higher demand is going to pull China and Europe out of the deflation rising export demand, but that's not accounting to the demographic reality and 75% of the human population having an unknown higher percentage chance of being barren

>> No.58330986

>>58330857
Thanks for reminding me i still own crypto. Im up a good $8

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>>58330929
You're missing the point.
>inflate the debt away -> US government collapse
>default and raise taxes -> US government collapse
You should have been investing in supplies to live off grid for the next 3-5 years.

>> No.58331001

Just wanted to let everyone know that Spirit, the airline I USED to work for, is now furloughing pilots because of the failed merger (and loss of 72% of their stock price).

Fuck Spirit and fuck all the people that held that stock.

>> No.58331004

>>58330972
>What's the formula for the effective interest rate assuming that was built with monthly payments
interest rate or investment rate? where are you getting 11% interest rate on investments? but your broker probably tells you profit minus contributions somewhere. i know fidelity does.

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>>58328762

>> No.58331011

SOXX and NVDA being flat for an entire month is so fucking dumb.

>> No.58331015

>>58330941
>American tech stocks
>Public-(private) socialist German bureaucracy
If you want to profit from future generations productivity pumping pyramid scheme bags, I suppose you rather look into what members of the government hold for bags, likely more solar wind and other crap in the case of Germanistan

And yes, its fucking communism when the "state" robs me, and takes that liquidity to pay private companies without my consensus. That's communism and those people have to hang

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>>58330999
what about:
>raise taxes and lower interest rates to pay debt easier
>grow a bit slower and not collapse
They can do that too you know.

>> No.58331020

>>58331001
Hopefully they can be an example for everyone else that marketing to blacks for being irrational isn't a viable long term strategy.

>> No.58331024

>>58331011
Are you ready?

>> No.58331033

>>58331001
>Spirit, the airline I USED to work for
>Fuck Spirit
Huhn. Sounds like the bottom is in.

>> No.58331040

>>58331015
>German
Opinion discarded and filtered.

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>>58331016
Then you get the worst of both worlds where growth collapses because of decreased government spending and inflation spikes.
> -> US government collapse

>> No.58331042

>>58331001
Bought more, thanks for the (former) insider tip anon!

>> No.58331044

>>58330999
>inflate the debt away -> US government collapse
so exactly what they have been doing the past 50 years, what makes you think the government will collapse?

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ecb rumored to start lowering rates as inflation is below 2% now

this will push euro down a lot below parity => ecb panicks + investors buy s&p more and more. fed struggles with inflation still cause economy is doing too well in usa due to low tax rates compared to euro zone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMEfRM7Py6c

>> No.58331056

>>58331043
it wouldnt collapse from that lol. the gov can still spend a ton just individuals have less money via taxes. still wouldnt cause an issue.

>> No.58331063

odds of tsla gapping up tomorrow?

>> No.58331066

>>58331024
For a 2021 style moon mission? Definitely

>> No.58331072

I had sold a YPF 19 covered call (currently 21.41) for Apr 12 and now I rolled into a May 24 19.5 call AND they paid me $15 to do this, on top of the extra 50 I will get when/if executed.

Making money is so easy.

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>>58331044
Inflating the debt away will lead to inflation that's multiple orders of magnitude worse than anything we've seen previously.

>> No.58331091

>nvda

>> No.58331098

>>58330186
I got fked so hard by TUP computers

>> No.58331099

>>58331056
So fuck the population, let them eat cake so that a fake note to a fake bank can be prepped?
Nationalize the FED, cancel all debts to yourselves, watch em squirm.

>> No.58331100

>>58331081
and? wagies will eat shit and deal with it like they always do

>> No.58331104

>>58331091
snib snib :D

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>>58331081
Nothing new under the sun brother.

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>>58331056
Read about what happened in Greecez dumbass. Sovereign debt crises are so dangerous because they're self a reinforcing. When the government spends less it causes the economy to slow down even more, lowering tax revenues and making the problem worse.

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>> No.58331113

>>58331081
"States" have to deflate. And to know how that goes, google "Lastenausgleich Gesetz"
Literally haircutting households to pay for somebody else profits from decades ago.
Not sure if it is going down without civil war

>> No.58331117

>>58331004
Trading212.

They're reporting reporting growth of 12.5% but they class re-invested dividends as new money paid in which warps the figures (not so much now but it'll get worse with time).

Looking to try and find out what the growth would have been if I'd paid in the full amount on day 1 so I could get a more accurate picture of the performance of my portfolio. Not sure if that's something that's easy/possible to work out.

>> No.58331118

FED

>> No.58331119

>>58331100
>like they always do
History shows exactly the opposite. The US has been spending down a capital gain prior to the FED, but once that's gone, you're not in Kansas.

>> No.58331125

>>58331056
>just individuals have less money via taxes

The individuals are beginning to notice how expensive life has become. Bread and circuses can only last so long but shit will go haywire if people begin missing meals

>> No.58331130

>>58331011
>SOXX
The 200 day moving average beckons..

>> No.58331136

>>58331113
The government and citizens of the US have been in a cold civil war for multiple decades now.

>> No.58331144

Finally, the end of /smg/

>> No.58331151

>>58331144
I blame faggot tripfags

>> No.58331153

>>58331125
>Bread and circuses can only last so long
The quality and availability of these have seriously deteriorated.

>> No.58331158

>>58331151
uh rude

>> No.58331162

>>58331144
make a new thread bitch

>> No.58331166

>>58331153
>>58331125
A lot of people are starting to become allergic to bread, too.

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>>58331153

>> No.58331176

whoever bakes is a faggot

>> No.58331179

>>58331099
>So fuck the population, let them eat cake so that a
none of them are suffering it seems. they keep buying slop so why should it matter?
>>58331125
are they though? they all just voted dem and again in 2022. it doesnt actually seem like they care or are bothered.

>> No.58331181

>>58331117
why is everyone who uses trading 212 so inept?
it's performance/profit-&-loss/gainz not interest

>> No.58331183

>>58331136
Part of the population, same as everywhere else. From 5% to 25% in two decades and then to in certain parts of the world 40% in 3 years. Until now there was no critical mass, that's changing

>> No.58331184

Let it go to 400. What’s the worst that could happen?

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>>58331162

>> No.58331190
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>>58331108
GDP = private consumption + gross private investment + government investment + government spending + (exports – imports)

So every team government takes debt and invests its or gives out as government worker salary it is calculated TWO TIMES (government spending + private consumption) in gdp.

That's why with more debt if you spend it correct way, you can "trick" the gdp/debt ratio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c50LO-eOcSo

>> No.58331192

>>58331108
>Greecez
greeces problem was because its a dump that cant produce anything except olive oil. its entire economy is supported by americans visiting it.

>> No.58331199

>>58331153
This is understated and underrated. Part of normies noticing and waking up is because life has become unbearable with nothing to relieve the pain.

>> No.58331205

>>58331125
MO All solvable by nationalizing the FED. Absolutely globally shocking, no doubt. Nationalize the FED, annul all debt to yourself. It's fucking Ponzi currency, you want to face charges for RICO for the last 100 years niggers? Drop a plan to honor all notes/bills/bonds held outside the US as of day 0, on regular schedule. Post your navy on patrol. Cancel all Federal Holidays except Thanksgiving and Washington's B-Day, Fire the ATF, dismantle DHS but offer them jobs in the US military. Send them to Haiti and Venezuela, and put another contingent in Lebanon/Jordan.

>> No.58331208

I just woke up why are we dying??? Guess i gotta make

>> No.58331207

>>58331176
There are a few parasite brothels that frequent our neighborhood. I'm sure they will oblige in baking. Perhaps they could wash their hands first.

>> No.58331212

>>58331192
This reminds me so much of the american visiting Bavaria. Cause it's actually northeuropeans, swedes that are visiting it.

>> No.58331225

>>58331179
>none of them are suffering it seems
https://www.cdc.gov/drugoverdose/deaths/index.html

>> No.58331229

>>58331223>>58331223
>>58331223
>>58331223

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>>58331202
New thread...
>>58331202
New thraed...
>>58331202
Ne wthared. ..

>> No.58331238

>>58331229
>>58331230
>2 seconds, 1 post difference

>> No.58331241

>>58331199
>life has become unbearable
Oh shut the fuck up, go whine somewhere else. There has never been a point in history where everything from advanced technology to everyday staples were as abundant and affordable for the average person as they are now.

>> No.58331242

>>58331192
Hiroshima Nagasaki needs to fix the mobile UI to be less shitty. Also, our economy is based on consooming. We don't produce anything of value either.

>> No.58331252

>>58331238
2nd post on this thread was up on board for a full minute 45 before the 1st post.

>> No.58331256

>>58331229
>>58331230
YOU

FUCKING

IDIOTS

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>>58331229
>>58331230

>> No.58331261

>>58331229
Delete your thread

>> No.58331277

>>58331241
Opioids were involved in 80,411 overdose deaths in 2021
https://www.cdc.gov/drugoverdose/deaths/index.html
https://www.usnews.com/news/health-news/articles/2023-05-03/u-s-deaths-due-to-fentanyl-nearly-quadrupled-in-5-years

>> No.58331293

>>58331230
That's my cum

>> No.58331299

>>58331241
>from advanced technology to everyday staples were as abundant and affordable for the average person as they are now.
Yeah 60 years ago it was better. I could afford a house and to support a family with a single income with no degree.

>> No.58331305

>>58331241
>>58331241
Also ATHs for:
Genital Mutilation
Child Grooming
Propaganda

and a whole bunch of other shit. Probably shit on the streets, men pretending to women, etc. etc. Not everyone is a trust fund brat.

>> No.58331343

>>58331241
>advanced technology to everyday staples were as abundant and affordable
Computers are cheap. Everything else is insanely expensive especially shelter so go fuck yourself.

>> No.58331575

>>58331241
I always think it's funny how millennials and zoomers complain about how easy boomers had it, but the moment they agree, they start shrieking about how much better everything is now.

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why do the same exact job recruiters call/message me on a weekly basis even though I never answer for years? don't they have anything better to do with their time?