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Financially speaking, how do I gain a lordly title (Sir, Duke, Baron, Lord) in this modern age?

>> No.58327446

>>58327411
Donate money to your government

>> No.58327458

There are a bunch of youtubers who are shilling a service that allows you to buy a plot of land in Scotland and gives you the title of lord.

>> No.58327459

Hold 1 BTC and wait for the fiat collapse

>> No.58327532
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58327532

>>58327411
>marry/kidnap an euro princess
>talk with her about boring things like macroeconomics (you can use tradingview and truflation)
>talk with her about boring politics (copy and paste something on twitter)
>show her your BTC bags
it's just that easy

>> No.58328700
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58328700

>>58327411
>make a billy
>crypto is your best shot at this, forbes predicted the first crypto billionaire post halving and since ai tokens are the craze (agrs, wlc, tao) you bet your ass its going to come out of those
>move to europe
>donate money to the govt
>start familiarizing yourself with the duchesses and princesses that are still single
>bang them or buy them, anything counts
>you're now a bonafide lordy lord
like this i would wonder

>> No.58328712

>>58327458
Friend of mine did that funny enough
>>58327459
Already have 1 BTC

>> No.58328722

>>58328700
Checked and based

>> No.58328757

Sealand passports are like 200 dollars for a Lord title with certification

>> No.58328783

if you buy lunar land you could probably give yourself whatever title you want once you settle

>> No.58329363

>>58327458
I've heard other youtubers attack that as a scam, isn't it? Something about it not legally giving you lordship and it's more of a gimmick than an actual nobility title.

>> No.58331691

>>58328783
King of the moon sounds great