/biz/ - Business & Finance

Buy nvidia

>>58318269
Stop eating like that or you wont weigh 80.000 Kilograms but instead A million kilograms hahaha

>>58318278
Haha ok fren I stop lol

Drop some on YETI on bsc while it's still early, put the rest on BTC.

>>58318269
apu unironically
you should take a mental note of the price today and compare it in 6 months

>>58318269
The obvious answer is start selling tasty bacon egg and chesses.
Mmmmm delicious treat on a sunday morning am I right?

Invest in kneepads.

>>58318269
i remember a old dos-based computer game we played in middle school.
sail the seas in trading ship. do business with merchants in port, trade with other ships on the high seas or do battle with pirate ships and win or lose booty.
in the trading/banking menu, there was a glitch where you could "withdraw" a negative sum of money from your account which resulted in a positive increase in you account balance equal to the sum of the negative withdrawal.
so essentially, withdrawing - $100,000.
results in + $100,00 being added to your balance.
it was one of the earliest glitch exploits in the history of gaming.

OP, just search your portal for a glitch that can be exploited.

>>58318269
ÐOGE

>>58318269
Kneepads

>>58318269
Top choices seem to be Doge or kneepads

You guys give very unhelpful advice

>>58318269
the last thing you witness before a 50 million dump and the smell of one hundred HR roasties

>>58318269
get a 12.5x

your are welcome

>>58319583
Pretty helpful. I mean the knee pads worked for me

>>58318299
would you buy in all at once? bought 50m of it yesterday and I'm up over $5k lol. Still got another $95k to slurp any dips

>>58318269
Mmm. A delicious way to start your day - with diarrhea and fatigue

>>58318269
Bitcoin

>>58318312
It took far too long to get this answer. What is wrong with this board?

>>58318269
you could become a foodpepe whale

>>58318276
Nvidia would have to reach a 27 trillion market cap in 6 months..

If you still haven't realized that Apu is the flagship biz token of the 24/25 bull-run I just don't know what to tell you. People are saying it was obvious in hind-sight, but it's obvious in fore-sight too. The best is yet to come.

>>58318269
Buy bitcoin

>>58318269
>I need to turn $80,000 into a million in 6 months. What do I do?
honestly check out crypto lifer, he does daily free youtube stream, you can interact with the man, hes professional trader and he gives paid courses which gives access to the trader group where you get access to his technical analysis basically 24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBH-XfF35IQ&t=1250

>>58322344
Thanks ill take a look

>>58318269
Maybe all in RLC. Risky but could give more than 1m

>>58318269
Put half in doge and half in FET, thanks me in 6 months

>>58318269
Buy GME. MOASS is soon

>>58318269
>Lust provoking image
>Irrelevant time-wasting question
Captcha:A88T

>this is now a /ck/ thread.
That sausage patty is way too thin.
The flavor of this abortion of a breakfast sandwich is carried entirely by the bacon, in which case, you should have used a panini or some other flatter bread.

Buy $80k kneepads and then suck a million dicks for a buck each