/biz/ - Business & Finance

I love LUM but I hate stocks

Why aren't the markets open?

THANK YOU

Stocks

Give me the best 5-50m microcap stock I can invest in. We've all seen that one stock that goes from zero to hero

already an smg in the catalog, you can roleplay retarded anime girls in there
>>58309174
>>58309174
>>58309174

>>58309786
No, I don't think I will.

>>58309786
i dont post in AI slop threads

>>58309786
>/gay men/
Not toasting in that bread.

>>58309800
>>58309802
>they called me GAY and HEBREW
literal child brained trannies splitting up the board

>>58309786
Fuck off baggie.

The Spice must flow
My Spice, My Brasilia

I have 6 weeks of unopened mail on my desk, like 50 letters.
how fucked am I? I just want to be left alone

>somebody BAAAAAKE
>no not that one please, put an anime girl in it
>no nvda either
15 grown men in dresses market larping

>>58309829
They're just secret admirers, I'm jealous.

>>58309844
I'm glad I gave my ex her dresses back. I kept putting them on when I got drunk and then having a really hard time getting out of them once I woke up.

>>58309844
yeah, utterly ovenless behavior

>>58309786
Nigger!

KR $90 EoY

Just wait

>>58309957
pedophile kike

slept like shit... fuck its almost 8

I used AI to make these songs for you bros. Hopefully it really pisses bears off because it's a one-two punch of bear ridicule and a demonstration of AI being way more advanced than they want it to be. And this is just the free version lol

https://app.suno.ai/song/baee4069-9b0c-4726-bdba-799a7b7a465d

https://app.suno.ai/song/442c8acb-673a-48d6-8268-37158ca018cb

The friends at buttcoin /biz/ sent me here.
Could you assist with this pondering of mine please?
>>58308636
>>58308636
>>58308636

>>58310006
sorry bro, could you rephrase this post in the form of an anime child or dreidel? >>58309802 doesn't like ai and only listens to klezmer

>>58310029
if you have the money sitting there, there's no sense in waiting
dollar-cost averaging is for when you want to invest money you don't yet have as you earn it

>>58310029
>bong
No clue, but if you can earn monies on the monies through the year it would be best to wait but I dunno how that thing works.

>>58310052
Makes sense. I will put the funds in.
Does it matter with funds that they are going up these weeks (more expensive than when I started last year)? Any reason to wait until they go on a dip?
I will hold for 20 years if this is a factor.

i dont have to pay taxes

sent from my free iphone15

>>58310052
What about lump sum into a bond ladder and then move it into indexes as it matures?

>>58310084
they might just keep going up and not dip, and then you'll feel like a bit of a yutz. If you're just doing buy-and-hold then it doesn't matter long term. Read the Boomer Investing link in the OP.

>>58309784
>5-50m microcap
thats too bad, ai dashcams doesnt fit that criteria anymore

its satruday
get off the stocks
get some fresh air

>>58310138
I will when it warms up a bit

>>58310124
Thanx. I will just buy the funds today after I read the boomer guide.

>>58309991
Incorrect faggot

>>58310138
:(

>>58310029
lump sum. almost always lump sum

>>58310100
Too bad that account is only like $20 US. Stupid canadians

>>58310160
>>58310145
the casino is closed

I went for a walk this morning to get a drink from SBUX, since I had some gift cards to burn. There was hardly anyone there... maybe because it was 7:30 AM on a Saturday, but I was surprised. Maybe the price increases have gotten to be too much? Bearish for SBUX?
Also, I saw this cute scene along the way

>>58310100
That's one avocado toast

quit my job as an analyst since it sucked and now we're without a bloomberg terminal

it's joever

>>58309829
You'll have to get to it eventually anon.
Once you start doing them you'll build a momentum and start feeling better, but I understand the dread of having to do thing.
It sucks, but you'll eventually have to find a random moment to put your foot down and tell yourself "Now is the time."
There will never be a designated or ideal time to do it so just get started. Eventually.

$50k more cash, what do I buy? And I'm not married to bitfarms, fuck that stock

>>58310416
outside of BITF you may as well be holding 100% QQQ lol

>>58310302
SBUX isn't trendy anymore since it's big expansion, ironically it just became a corporate fast food joint. The people who still want to go out and spend $25 on a single cup of coffee and muffin are going to small cafes, and those who just want a cheap cup of joe and sugary donut have DNKN or DNUT. SBUX is caught in the middle with limited appeal to either group.

>>58310426
I'm really thinking to sell and buy TQQQ

>>58310436
simplicity is best whether it's QQQ or TQQQ, maybe a mix of both if you're not sure about the risk
just ride the market instead of following the news of 5 different companies when you achieve the same thing with no effort just holding QQQ

>>58310145
It"s 25°C today on the Germoney. Sitting in the garden in shorts, beer stein in hand and browsing 4chan. Life is good and TZD.

>>58310442
AAPL and TSLA are in the top 10 holdings of QQQ. You would do significantly better by not having anything to do with those.

>>58310435
DUNK is cool because you can get a large coffee for like $3.60. But often that's too much so I find myself at Cumberland farms getting a coffee for $1.80

>>58310100
>canada

>>58310456
Weather has been shit here in Michigan all March and April. It's finally going to get into spring weather next week. I'm tired of the cold.

>>58310456
still only like 65f here but its 9am

>>58310472
That's one of the reasons I'm not in TQQQ, I fucking hate Apple and I hate Muskfuck even more

>>58310442
there's always qld for 2x

>>58310540
Big reason I love VT is how less top heavy it is. PE/PB/PS ratio are almost half

>>58310100
You do realize the CRA will audit and tax you as a business for day trading in your TFSA.

The anime girl menace will be over for good after the jannie positions become open once again.
No more
>cunny uwuwuwuwu
>futures
>thread theme
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (including yt link to shitty rock song)
>disrespecting baking etiquette
>multiple smg at the same time
The IP range ban list will be in the megabytes.

And yes, I will do it for free.

>>58310472
I love how Microsoft is now the biggest company and dethroned apple. If you had predicted this last year everyone would have called you insane

also tesla is no longer in the top 10 lol
>>58310595
anime website faggot

>>58310595
FAGGOT

>>58310601
>also tesla is no longer in the top 10 lol

>>58310601
should have always been like that. Windows alone is far more important than apple garbage

>>58310611
>Costco
Soon Alphabet is out and Walmart will join the rank.

>>58310595
jokes on you. most of the pros and long timers of /smg/ have already moved to discord

>>58310595
retard

>>58310625
Anyone who willingly joins a discord community and stays there is a colossal faggot anyway, good riddance.

>>58310601
>>58310615
The commercial world runs on Microsoft, that's for sure.
However, privately, middle class society and above worldwide runs on Apple.
Two different customer bases entirely.
Microsoft sells "tools."
Apple sells "liftestyle products."
Both have their places in their own rights and are not in direct competition with each other.

Remember "Windows Phone"? Yeah, thought so. Proves my point.

>>58310611
I meant by market share anon
but based costco

>>58310625
>the secret /smg/ discord
topkek
you wish there was one and you were invited

>>58310625
yet the tripfags are all still here, discord is for retards.

>>58310611
I meant by market share anon
but based costco
>>58310646
>>58310615
Apple is exclusively a phone company and most people don't realize how much shit microsoft actually does. Its Azure cloud services are massive

>>58310625
>moved to discord

>>58310669
So increase my MSFT position?

>>58310611
Costco Wholesale is held by QQQ?
Wat?

>>58310656
ya i didnt get an invite so im stuck with you niggers, pajeets and jews

>>58310675
I'm a boglehead so it happened naturally for me

>>58310595

>>58310686
that nose ruins it

>>58310678
COST is listed on the NASDAQ

>>58310686
>ya i didnt get an invite so im stuck with you niggers, pajeets and jews
kek
I remember the "bomma-vomma-zomma, stretch your holes like the volga" poster from a few years ago yapping about le secret /smg/ discord where options trades have 100% success rate.
Investing is solved game once you reach le secret /smg/ discord apparently.

>>58310646
This is why Apple's stuff is crap. Lifestyle stuff is mostly garbage. Overpriced trash, status symbols. They can die, if the cult dies, which is happening.

>>58310712
>listed on the NASDAQ exchange
ftfy
However, read the description in anons picture of QQQ and then again try to explain to me why Costco is being held by it.
Do they employ AI for their rotisserie chicken?

>>58310302
Starbucks went to shit when they redesigned all their stores to look like the inside of a fancy McDonald's. I'm not paying 6 bucks for shitty coffee if the atmosphere isn't comfy

>>58310721
>They can die, if the cult dies, which is happening.

>>58310736
QQQ covers the NASDAQ. NASDAQ traditionally is mainly tech companies, hence the description, however for some reason COST decided to list themselves on the NASDAQ and are subsequently held by QQQ.

>>58310716
the closest we ever got to leaving /biz/ was when we did have a crazy jannie deleting /smg/ threads and we made secret threads on /b/ and in /trash/ but that feels like ages ago

>>58310527
nice

>>58310736
>read the description
sorry, I don't read advertisements

>>58310764
ok

>>58310540
>That's one of the reasons I'm not in TQQQ, I fucking hate money and I hate money even more

>>58309786
why was it deleted by jannies, 4chan is a bastion of free speech regardless what derogatory names you use

>>58310747
>revenue going backwards
That's what you call downhill. Dying.

>>58309829
Run to the store and buy a letter opener to expedite the process.

>>58309902
Based

>>58310591
i dont day trade ive been holding and adding to ai dashcams since 2020

>>58310801
Add it to the burn pile and be done with it

>>58310870
Carry on then. I actually sold my GSI yesterday, still probably a good hold but I wanted some liquid.

>>58310776
I don't hate money, I just don't like apple cause it's a piece of hot garbage as a product and musk, well, I don't believe in scam artists

>>58310765
For like a day threads were made on /pol/ because half the general got three day bans

Eclipse Monday. What will become of our markets? Is it so over? Are we so back?

I haven't eaten in 24 hours. 24 more to go

>>58310924
Based and autophagypilled

>>58310913
ah yes i remember that

>>58310776
I'm not in TQQQ because it's dumb to be in the market when its this high. November 2022 was the time to buy.

>>58310924
Intermittent fasting increases incidence of heart attacks

>Steiner...
If someone ask you whether you like Adolf Hitler's art or not, the smart answer is "no".

>he didn't buy TSLA before the robotaxi news
sorry anon. maybe you can still get it in the $170s if you're real quick at 8:00PM EDT tomorrow

>>58310955
Well, yeah you wouldn't just jump from cash to TQQQ on Monday morning cuz that entry would suck, you missed it and should wait for the next opportunity. But if you follow any kind of swing trading trend following strategy and the price is still going up, you wouldn't just randomly sell cuz "it's too high". You don't know if the price is high or not. It could go another 50% or start declining as soon as the market opens and end up -85% down by this time next year. At this point in time you have no idea either way. You can't know. So have a strategy that makes sense, respect your entries and wait for your exit signal to get out. I'm in and will remain so until my system tells me to get out

>>58310972
CATHY WOOD PUMP MY BAGS PLS

>>58310972
Musk has been talking about robo taxis for atleast 5 years now. I cant wait to see this janky tech demo that they randomly scheduled 4 months from now.

>>58310969
what's Steiner done this time?

>>58311006
>>58311050
TSLA is severely oversold and has been waiting for a catalyst to move back up. This is that catalyst, largely because FSD has now proven itself with v12.3. EVERY time TSLA gets sold off like this it goes back to ATH. All stocks have a character. This is part of TSLA's. Go ahead and keep shorting it though. $140s for sure right?

gaysex bros, new data came in for week 13

>>58311132
it's a shame mpox isn't deadlier

tesla gave everyone a month of free FSD
it isn't perfect (in that it's a little too safe in following distance and speed), but it gets me from point A to point B without any risk of an accident.

>>58311093
>>58311155
Anecdotally with this week's shitty sales numbers, I am seeing more and more tsla vehicles in my small north eastern city

gaysex bros, not like this

>U.K. Lawmaker Admits Giving Out Colleagues’ Numbers in ‘Honey Trap’ Scandal
William Wragg said he had been scared that a man he met on the Grindr dating app had “compromising things” on him, and apologized for causing “hurt.”

I went and looked back at my face when I was in my 20 and only weighed 190 lbs. I was fucking gorgeous.

holy shit i am so fucking tired
open the markets dammit
i need stimulation

>>58311176
im not big on tsla, but it's important to remember that these number were shit compared with expectations. tesla is still in EV market.

>>58310595
You are a nigger
A black retarded ape nigger

>>58310595
Disgusting.

I think TSLA is the perfect swing trading and day trading stock. People just get too emotional over it and there's just something about TSLA that takes the emotionalism to an extreme. Huge hedge funds publically bet their entire careers shorting the stock just to get obliterated, Chanos was a text book example. Got so btfo'd shorting TSLA he literally closed his fund. The guy was legendary but he got emotional. Easy money buying TSLA when Bobos get euphoric. And TSLA is the easiest mega cap to day trade. The swings are wild, way out of proportion to what they should be and the price action is utterly predictable because it's fueled by feels. I love it. If one did nothing else but study TSLA's price action whilst ignoring the rest of the market you could make a comfortable living. Just look at the debacle yesterday. Huge dump on fake news. It was Reuters hit piece so of course it was fake. They seethe at the very thought of Elon Musk so they'll take any excuse, any tiny scrap and write a negative article with it. Then Elon jumps on twitter 10 minutes later and refutes it instantly ripping the price back up. These shenanigans happen like clockwork. People on here are the same. Some hate Musk, some think the sun shines out of his ass. I just like the price action. Thanks!

>>58310969
Well, yeah. He was more of an architect than an artist, and even at that you have to ignore the way he drew the windows

>>58311274
>only 190

>>58311356
>he thinks 190 is fat

>>58311345
>you have to ignore the way he drew the windows
is there a joke I'm missing here

>>58311331
are you doing an update this weekend?

finished my taxes, owe 4 grand. thanks drumpf

If anyone wants a sensible chuckle, check out the Financial Times 404 error page. It's got a few economics themed knee slappers you might like
https://www.ft.com/404

I think I need to do a quarterly tax payment. How do you nogs do this? Can I just send the money to the IRS or do I need to fill a tax form?

>>58311448
If I do it would be tomorrow the cold weather is breaking and I'm planning on moving back upstairs which makes filming much easier.

>>58311437
nah it's just because he had a very particular way of painting windows

>>58311302
"anecdotally" is the worst phrase an investor can say
they missed their sales and they are completely cut off from the chinese market which is 25% of their sales

>>58311462
Biden's the one that cut the standard deduction in half

>>58311599
"anecdotally" is good, because it's ahead of the news. but i wanted to say that tesla is still massive in EV market.

>>58311616
now they're fucking not you dumbass
they were like five years ago

>>58311462
I owed $34 in federal and got $234 back. I know I owed last year but didn't file. Was going to go ahead and close that out but turbo tax wants to charge me $80+ dollars to go back to 2022 and I'm not doing that, so fuck it, let the jews at the irs sort it out. Think I'm going to make beef stroganoff tonight. It's been awhile since I made that.

>>58311630
>#1
>not massive
???

>>58311652
in two years they've gone from 70% market share to 50%

>>58311679
yes, they are still massive.

>>58311691
so is your mom

>>58311691
if by "still massive" you mean you've lost 25% of your investorment since 2021 then yeah sure

>>58311705
"investorment"? i have no direct investment in tesla. you said nothing to contradict that they are still massive in EV market.

>>58310595
touhou isn't anime

>>58311536
There is a special form. Just Google for it

You either make something really good happen or something really bad. Both equally profitable. The latter much easier.

so gold is going to just keep goin up because?

>>58311889
inflation

I'm turning over rocks today to allocate my rollover 401K. I used this criteria last time and picked up and coming sectors I thought would do well in 20-30 years, but I've already flipped those rocks over. Any other criteria I could include to narrow the 1K tickers down to 500?

>>58311889
Because you are a homosexual.

I feel like I'm stuck between a kitty and a soft place

>>58311905
I don't think that has to do with it. something else is wrong

I never thought I would be in a position in life to be able to leverage LLC, taxed, profited money to over $2 million. Now I've bought dumb and risky shit, not my problem if it explodes. I'll just go back to flipping tires if this doesn't work out.

>>58311713
not to mention
>every EV maker will pay for access to Tesla's supercharger network
>every VEHICLE manufacturer will pay for FSD
>niggas sleeping on their energy division
>robots and shit

>>58311536
Send it to me, I'll send it to the IRS for you.

>>58311920
Are you going down on some broad?

>he missed out on NVDA leading the AI arms race
>she is going to miss out on IONQ leading the quantum computing race

>>58311356
190 & 6'1
I was good looking with a serviceable jaw line. At 228, neck too fat

>pre-post-op-future-current-pasts

>>58309679
>The decline is real
Americhads WAKE the FUCK UP NIGGA.

>>58312120
Just to get the speculative stocks out there. Here are few more, which ones you think are promising and will deliver?

QS - solid state battery
RKLB - medium sized reusable rockets
DNA - code biological compounds

>>58309679
/smg/ - Suck my gonads

>>58312120
aren't quantum memes still far away

Kek I think I recently saw some anons in here talking about shorting Bayer
Once again /smg/ never disappoints about being wrong

i'm barely awake and have a thumping headache but i can't skip church

>>58312206
It ain't looking good for us...

I'm buying tulips.

>>58312227
Forgot picture

Germanons, how do you trade on the Frankfurt exchange? the 08:00-22:00 opening hours compared to Xetras 09:00-17:30 almost makes it look like a Euro equivalent to the NYSEs pre and after hours trading, seems like it could be useful in some cases

>>58312256
If you were going to short based on Monsanto's sins why do it AFTER the dicamba ruling was passed? All that was priced in and companies have adjusted accordingly.

>>58312238
tulip buying I'm

With all this talk of discord, anyone else notice a recent trending video on youtube with a high view count? It can be used to estimate the size of the userbase. How can we profit from this?

>Starbucks in Russia is called Stars Coffee
>IKEA is called Swed House
SOVL

>>58312393
>loot boxes in discord
As if that place wasn't straight cancer enough...

>>58312273
Is there even any volume in Germany if its not on XETRA?
Imagine the spreads.

>>58312393
It only has that many views because the video played on an infinite loop in the background for everyone that had discord on that day.
Most people have it on for however long they're using their pc if they ever even turn it off.
That's hours of playing an 18 second video on loop.
That's like a thousand views per user that was on on April 1st easily.

>>58312429
The spreads are worse, but that's also the case for pre and after hours trading

>>58312273
Why not just trade US markets?

>>58312543
because germans are autistic retards that would still be living in mudhuts if it weren't for the roman empire

>>58312237
the us market is almost all tech/rent/housing/services/government

>>58312553
The romans didn't know how to bathe untill niggers from Africa taught them how.

>xi announces 2 child mandate

>>58312608

>use indicator on weekly and monthly TF
>it just works

Why does it work so well?

>>58312644
>>58312608
both of your stock markets suck cock, stfu europoors

>>58312702
>call others europoors
>imply being rich
>still here
lol

suppose porn gets banned, would you buy playboy stocks?

>>58312764
There's literal millionaires here newfag.

Earnings this month look muy bien

>>58312780
no

>>58312784
inflation really is a hell of a thing

Heard this boomer song in the store today and liked it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmdtJWmR9zQ

>>58312796
What would you buy then? And what happened to that tradition of owning a bunch of porn mags? Was it Hugh Hefner dying or did the internet kill for good?

>>58312780
Playboy went woke, I wouldn't hold shares if they were given to me for free.

>>58312809
I am of the opinion it wasn't the internet specifically but social media. Which despite claims to the contrary is pretty much all porn, softcore or otherwise.

>>58312784
Yeah, it seems like money isn't the solution.

>>58312843
No, It is the problem.

>>58312824
what about penthouse, what happened to them?

>>58312830
i already own shares in META, hopefully someday they will have a sub-section for that, dating and advertising prostitutes. maybe they do and I dont know, i dont use that shit

>>58312864
They went full digital, couldn't tell you anymore than that.

>>58312824
they would probably revert
honestly now would be the best time to buy $PLBY
in fact im actually loading up an order for monday and gonna start tranching in this bitch

>>58312780
Why the fuck would I invest in something with an illegal business model

>>58312884
Im kind of wondering how to make money with sexless people having no means of jacking off. For women I´d buy pet related stuff

>>58312936
by a ban on porn, Im mostly thinking of all the free porking you get to see online

>>58312936
you always needed to be 18+ to buy playboys in the first place
the laws don't affect their business model at all
in fact - these laws would more than likely help them and possibly they are even lobbying for these laws

buy and hold:
$TUP
$PLBY
$NVDA

sell:
$SPY
$AAPL

as shrimple as that

>>58312928
They've strayed away from naked women for focus on more article writing. As if anyone bought their garbage because of the articles.
>>58312945
How would anyone ever not have the means to jackoff?

>>58312958
why

>>58312972
Imagine an entire generation of people jacking off to internet porn having to resort to more rudimentary means. dont think it would work out

>>58312958
had I bought them 6 months ago and I would have no reason to complain

>>58312700
You're supposed to be holding for long time frames, so analysis over long time frames works better.

>>58312958
why would you buy nvda but sell spy

>>58312982
tup due to eating out becoming more expensive + increase in "trad" lifestyles meaning more home cooking meaning more demand for tupperware

plby because there will not be a total ban on porn - there will be still be acceptable outlets for normal sex in the media (this is necessary to getting rid of the gay as well) (think that boobied girl that did SNL a few weeks ago or whatever)

nvda because it hasn't fulfilled its bubble prophecy yet - technically they are 10x in price from the lowest mean before the bubble begins over, in these instances, 10 years (this is accelerating and so the number is dropping) and society hasn't hit the AI blackswan yet

sell spy because they have no more musical chairs to rotate in/out and the music has begun to become wobbly - we crash upwards first then down down down. think of a car with the accelerator pedal stuck - you go faster and faster until you hit something

sell aapl because their app store monopoly tendencies are beginning to be struck down and without that, they have no real advantage in the marketplace other than brand name which is becoming tarnished every day

>>58313033
TUP - You were trying to shill this Tupperware shit last year too. I'm always wary of people who go all in to these fringe, low cost/shitty stocks because it's all they can afford. Then based from there, they slowly build a position and make a delusional bull thesis on it as they're stuck holding the bag.

PLBY is dying, there is no nudity in their magazines anymore anyways. Legacy company.

NVDA - agreed, good long term hold. Ignore the swings, it will split in the next year to eighteen months.

SPY - Disagree, we will be at 600 in the next 18 months.

AAPL - Better tech plays in terms of making near-term profit, but overall a good buy and hold.

I give you a 1/5. Please stop giving financial advice.

>>58312958
Have you instead considered buying good companies with bright futures and established success?

>>58313101
have you considered deleting your stupid post?

>>58313117
Just saiyan one method is easier than the other

>>58312958
>TUP
how did they fuck up?

I'm considering taking some really aggressive bank shorts on Monday expecting them to announce a dilution to try and shore up it's reserves and even worse news from the trump trial making NYC even more toxic for business

Could have made it by now if I had just bought every large cap to bluechip dip over the last 5 years.

Now there's none. Other than intel I guess (but not buying that shit), there's not a single dip of that nature right now. There's literally nothing to buy.

>>58309679
>https://exhentai.org/tag/female:pantyhose
How do I use this stock screener?

>>58313390
you don't know how to get passed the sad panda?

>>58311536
You aren't required to pay quarterly taxes, you'll just have to pay a penalty if you don't. But the penalty is probably about what you'd pay in interest on a loan of a similar size anyway. Just depends on how badly you want to let the government hold your money for a year.

>>58313559
Sounds fun. Maybe I should make my employer stop withholding taxes. Would help further increase my month/month to liquidity.

thread cloud

>>58313592
They'll definitely ask why you want to do that. You might get away with if if you said "I'm tax exempt" and then not elaborate further...
Your employer would probably get in trouble though, I think they're required to withhold and pay taxes for you.

>>58313616
Sounds like a Jewish scheme.

>>58313598
>buy
before the apocalypse?

>>58313559
>But the penalty is probably about what you'd pay in interest on a loan of a similar size anyway
This sounds awful anyway.

>>58313639
>>58313559
>>58311536
btw it seems that in my previous year's tax return TurboTax created some estimated payments vouchers for me
And.. that if I pay them fully, covering 100% of my 2023 taxes, then I enter a safe harbor and cannot be charged penalties for 2024
So that's what I plan to, pay the ~3k in each quarter that turbotax computed, instead of the ~15k I owe from selling NVDA recently, and have the rest gain some safe interest during the year in a money market fund
I really hope I don't get penalized on the 15k, but it looks like I'm safe with this safe harbor thing

>>58313592
Totally, why not? I'm fine with paying a chunk of money once a year if it means I get closer to 100% of each paycheck to use as I please

>>58313616
Employers are usually required to withhold social security and medicare taxes, but not state or federal income tax.

>>58313616
My previous employer let me choose my witholding amount. It is a common enough thing to adjust it to your needs.

>>58313659
>pay the ~3k in each quarter that turbotax computed
Wait why? Those are estimates, the whole point is that when you finally file taxes you either pay the difference or get a refund of the difference
> ~15k I owe from selling NVDA recently
Recently like, this year?

>>58313688
>Wait why? Those are estimates, the whole point is that when you finally file taxes you either pay the difference or get a refund of the difference
unless you expect to owe >1000$, and make >150k as I understand it, because then you *must* do quarterly tax payments or pay a fee

>> ~15k I owe from selling NVDA recently
>Recently like, this year?
yes, march 08, so first quarter, and the deadline is April 15 *this year*

Uranium Kings....how we feeling? my portfolio is pushing new all time highs I am eating good

>>58313688
>>58313708
I'm a tax brainlet btw so let me know if you think this is horribly mistaken

>>58312824
Don't tell me they started featuring women with penises. That would be so gross haha.

Uhh were did everybunny go?

i fucked up
ngmi

Taxes tongue my anus

I argued with a boomer Israel simp relative until he stopped responding.

>>58313998
Same

>>58313762
Feeling good.

>>58313708
Oh shit so as a poor person I only have have to file yearly taxes and can avoid giving the government an interest free loan? When you think about it giving the government extra money with inflation at 3% and treasuries yielding 5%.. that's a pretty sizeable yield loss on your pay you could leverage. Even better is putting on expenses on 0% apr credit card and then rectifying your accounts once a year.

>>58314000
>feet reconnected upside down
No way this is true lmao.

>>58314007
Yeah that was my understanding too (I'm new to burgerland), but I recently found out about this quarterly shit.

>>58314018
Its unbelievable, but it happened.

>>58314000
>feet connected upside down
does anyone have the goldberg holohoax story of the hands reconnected backwards? these yids are literally recycling cultural mythology.

So MSFT bloke managed to do good on accident. Should I buy some shares?

>>58314000
The sexual tension in that picture is palatable.

>>58313598
>buy tsla

>>58314049
Not if you want to stay poor.

>>58314097
I sold those share to buy META, so I cant really complain so far.

>>58314049
>MSFT bloke managed to do good on accident.
How do you mean?

>>58314117

https://www.inc.com/reuters/the-cyberattack-stopped-by-a-microsoft-engineer-was-scarier-than-we-realize.html

too bad I cant put car payments onto my 0% apr credit card, that would be quite the interesting debt arbtriage play.

>>58313985
>he bought TSLA puts

Why don't ya'll just buy SP500 and call it a day?
You some kind of alien prediciting shit and stuff?

>>58314125
Reads like a hit piece on free and open source software

You ppl talk about shorting blacks so often and yet in the 4 years I've been here no one mentioned EZPW, TAST, or AXON. Only garbage like prison REITs. What a giant waste.

>>58314136
No, I ran out of rice

>>58314159
They do that on a regular basis. Microsoft is evil.

>>58314142
Because bogleheading is cool and all but I'd really love to not have to work a regular job ever again and if gambling on the market gives me a chance to get there I'm gonna take it.

>>58314142
>yuo cannot beat ze market!
Shut the fuck up faggot.

>Vidya and lemon ginger tea all morning
>25 minutes weight lifting
>25 minutes 3 mile run outside
>Go to LOW for hickory wood
>Go to grocery store for chicken thighs and Alabama white sauce ingredients
>Chicken brining in fridge 24 hours
>White sauce thickening in fridge 24 hours
>NCAA Goyball on TV
>more Vidya later
>Church tomorrow morning
>Smoking chicken on the OK Joe offset after church
>Eclipse Monday
comfy

i finally have the final vision for yse 2.0
it will be beautiful

>>58314200
>8 minute mile
doubt.png

>>58314191
I thought I could beat the market. I was wrong. Now I'm stuck in the sunk cost fallacy as I continue to try to beat the market and until I do I won't invest in index funds. Don't be like me.

>>58314200
Based.

>>58314200
Are you a woman?

>>58314239
Today was at an 8:30 pace because I did squats right before and because I crushed chicken wings and soda at the bar last night. But I'm close to a sub 8 min mile at full strength and rested. Last summer I was running closer to 7 minute miles but I gained a bunch of weight this fall and am struggling to lose it again

>>58314270
I actually do identify as a lesbian black woman. Im the best black lesbian options trader in /SMG/ history and possibly the entire world

>>58314258
I'm not like you.
Also I'm 67% up in less than a year (So Fidelity won't show anything in the 1Y tab.)

is OIL and commodities the new meta

>futures

Whats on for movie night? Dune 2, may I suggest?
>>58314366
>hasnt been balls deep in UGL
you ok m8? its like youre never here...

>>58314358
>entered the market in the most insane bullrun in history
>thinks he's special
you'll learn, anon. oh yes you will learn.

>>58314000
>her feet operated on and reconnected upside down

>>58314401
I've been investing for >5 years, just moved to Fidelity last may. I can't really see the records from my previous broker, but I think I probably beat the market there too.

In any case, you are making my point. In an insane bullrun of a particular like this one why would you essentially sit out in an ETF? That's stupid. I made 50k (190%) from NVDA in less than a year.

>>58314358
>>58314401
We told you two weeks ago that what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in ONE DAY

>>58314424
I actually believe this find it good reason for the entire strip of Gaza to be starved to death

>>58314142
>>58314186
>>58314191
>>58314258
>>58314437
how do you decide on what to invest?
thats like saying hurr durr i go into a casino because i can become rich.
You sound like a crypto fag.

>>58314459
i invest in gyaru feet

>>58314324
Not based.

>>58314459
right now I am heavily leveraged in TSLA, then NVDA, then AMD to bring me ahead of the market. at which point i will put all my money into SPY and S M H and live my life

>>58314459
>how do you decide on what to invest?
Well it obviously depends doesn't it? I am mostly in companies that I trust long term (MSFT being #1), and a bit of SPY and SCHD too (yes, I'm not completely against ETFs, just against retards who think it's the only sane strategy).

NVDA was, to me, a clear choice given the AI boom and shortage of GPUs in tech companies. It didn't exactly take a genius and this wasn't secret information. I saw it as a very decent bet, though of course still a bet. I got in around 250 and doubled down at 360 or so, avg 323, sold at 915. Also made nice gains with AMD.

>>58314459
when I bought some 10 shares in Disney my rationale was mostly that it had a market cap equal to its equity rate (on an overvalued market), and also that they had some shit years rendering their stock cheaper, that they are trying to get into sports and Taylor Swift concerts with their streaming services (actually trying to appeal to both genders not just women), that they still make some proffit, that they will try and make their amusement parks better somehow and hopefully that they learned something from going full on woke and it bitting them in the ass

>>58314469
Sorry bro

>>58314200
>25 minute weight lifting
why not more?

>>58314556
What else do you expect from a black lesbian...

>>58314459 Read lots of investor presentations and only put money into ones with solid ideas

>>58314556
In all honesty I should do more, specifically I should spend 15 minutes doing pushups/situps/planks and other abdominal exercises but I fucking hate getting on the floor and doing that shit. I have only been lifting regularly for a few months and when I started I told myself that 30 mins every other day is doable. I do 5 sets 10 reps of
>bench press 115lbs
>bicep curls 50lbs
>back extensions on the roman chair
I alternate those 3 exercises for 5 sets then I switch to
>Squats 115 lbs
>Shoulder flys 10 lbs
>Crunches on the roman chair
Alternate those for 5 sets, then I either will run outside or on the treadmill inside. I do that Tuesday Thursday Saturday and do cardio only Monday Wednesday Friday.

>>58314648
>bench press 115lbs
>bicep curls 50lbs
>back extensions on the roman chair
Pretty good for a black lesbian. Keep up the goo.

>>58314648
thank u hungry skeltal

I ate too much cabagoo

long TND

Two weeks until Earth Day

>>58314681
>cabagoo

>>58314681
Don't the WOPs say "cabba-cole", or was I rused?
>>58314686
>long TND
>Tandem Groyp
Should I buy calls?

what are we watching tonight

>>58314768
>what are we watching tonight
Hopefully Dune 2

>When you're cash gang waiting on reentry
I fucked up bros

All I have to do is finish my options volatility model, heem the market makers, then use the capital from doing that to start the robot revolution. All while wagecucking it for 60+ hours a week. EZPZ.

>>58314767
>cabba-cole
My family said it this way. I haven't actually had any in a long time. I used to have sandwiches of it with buttered bread growing up

>>58314796
For me once Elon and Cathy Wood pump my TSLA bags to the moon, I will get a neuralink implant specifically so I can place trade orders with the speed of my mind

Anyone else playing the powerball? Any last minute voodoo rituals I could do to win?

>>58314802
>with buttered bread growing up
Absolutely fucking based, anon. A fellow man of top culture
>>58314820
>playing the lottery
You don't win if you don't play, right? Ha, dad used to say that one...

>>58314820
Put a swisher on the closest homeless tent to you

>>58314681
>>58314739
>cabagoo

Please God let movie night be dune 2

I only have two things to say:
BUY GOLD
FUCK NIGGERS
watching basketball and every ad is just a million hideous beige blobs marketing failure to me. Netflix ad has a new movie coming out where a bunch of rainbow colored dumbasses in the space Wild West team up against literal intergalactic fascists in Peronist uniforms. American empire to fail. BUY GOLD

>>58314648
Do 5x5 for legs

>>58314815
Haha, sure would be nice if I were jewish so that VCs could invest into my startup directly instead of having to scrounge up capital. Haha.

>>58314845
watching magnum force right now myself.

>>58314845
I can never join movie night, because you only do it during Burger hours. It's fucking 3:30AM in Yurop you fucking chuds.

shill me a movie /smg/
one that's torreantable, I don't want to pay for netflix

>missed out on OJ
>missing out on cocoa

What is the best broker to buy commodities?

POWERBALL
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>>58314846
>watching basketball and every ad is just a million hideous beige blobs marketing failure to me
You noticed it too huh?

>>58314857
Rubber (2010)

>>58314856
Burger hours are what the world runs on. Adjust your schedule accordingly.

>>58314878
fine

>>58314846
>>58314873
But at least Pizza Hut is the official pizza sponsor right?!?!

what website does /smg/ use when buying real estate im looking to buy a condo or something for the first time ?

>>58314873
The only ad with a white guy I saw was an Arby’s commercial where a giant fat black guy comes through the TV and makes him eat an entire Arby’s sandwhich while he holds him by the collar
I’m not paying fucking taxes I’m just gonna do a foreign earned income game or something. The enjoyable world in the US gets smaller by the day. I can’t even watch roundball ffs. Maybe it’ll alll change when the boomer snowbirds go back home. But less of them leave every year

>>58314910
>>58314910
>>58314910
>>58314910
>>58314910
>>58314910

>>58314895
Homes dot Cahm is the best now
Make sure you look into the condo associations reserves before purchase. Many are fucked now due to higher building costs

>>58314879
downloading

>>58314857
Dune 2

>>58314879
>>58314938
So far this is shit

>>58313598
>fat penalty taxes
>buy ai
>hold tqqq
>faggot jews giving shares
>investing niggers

buy dxyz monday or miss the pump again

>>58314142
Sauce?

Recursion Pharma is largely owned by NVDA
The freemasons, cicada, the illuminati and many other secret groups are working against each other with major reset points just like in primer