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58312725 No.58312725 [Reply] [Original]

>blackrock has $9 trillion in assets
>market cap is $100 billion.
why doesn't someone just buy blackrock and get $8.9 trillion?

>> No.58312733

>>58312725
don't you think they might use that $9 trillion to stop your hostile takeover

>> No.58312745

>>58312725
Those are clients' assets, you can't liquidate like that. Also those assets include leverage I believe.

>> No.58312747

>>58312725
Blackcock merely manages the funds of private investors. They don't own those $9 trillion

>> No.58312749
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>>58312725
they dont own those assets. i own the companies in the blackrock ETF or mutual fund. they are a steward/provider of financial services. blackrock makes money on fees from managing other peoples money and assets, they dont OWN that money

>> No.58312752

BlackRock is financial army of US government you cant takeover it.

>> No.58313152

>>58312745
>>58312747
>>58312749
>Get $100B loan to buy the company
>Change the rules
>Liquidate the $9T to pay back the loan and keep a tidy profit

>> No.58313169

>>58313152
It's not company-related rules, moran

>> No.58313196

>>58313152
>change the rules
>clients have to sign new contract for those rules
>"no"
gg no re
paid 100bn Just to bankrupt the company
then those same directors you just bought out create BuckBroke Inc. and all the customers go to there
BuckBroke Inc suddenly worth 9.1T
You're not as smart as you think you are

>> No.58313204

>>58312725
Dune soundtrack was lit. He deserves my respect

>> No.58313205

>>58312725
BLK earned $9 trillion by managing other people's money which is worth the bigger figure

>> No.58313211

The other way round. You get the point.

>> No.58313226

>>58313152
>Change the rules
You're thinking of Blackrock like one of those crypto exchanges that do whatever the fuck they want, including writing in their terms of service that they actually own the crypto deposited on their platform.
But it's not. They actually have to comply with a lot more rules and regulations regarding how they can handle customer funds, and they can't just decide it's theirs.
That's incidentally one of the discrepancies that annoys the SEC, but I suppose that's off topic. I'll extol the virtues of Gary Gensler in another thread.

>> No.58313235

>>58313169
>>58313196
>Ignore that it's "against le heckin rules!"
>Liquidate all the assets immediately anyway
>Pay myself the 9T as a bonus
>Company might get sued into oblivion but I don't care because I'm now personally rich

>> No.58313248

>>58313235
>Spend $1T on rocket to mars
>Spend $1T on the smartest lawyers on earth to keep the government litigating until I can blast off
>Take the other money as gold bars
>Die (happy) in pyramid of gold bars I stack up on mars

>> No.58313258

>>58313235
you're underage

>> No.58313280

>>58313258
You don't have what it takes to get rich.

>> No.58313282

>>58312725
ok but why is he so cute tho?

>> No.58313292

>>58313282
Because you're afflicted with timophilia.

>> No.58313331

>>58312725
Why is he worth only 1B?

>> No.58313377
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58313377

>>58313204
kek

>> No.58313428

>>58312747
OK that makes sense.
I thought that he is awfully rich man with net worth in tens of billions but he is a humble man with 1B$.

>> No.58314550

>>58313331
he owns very little. his gimmick is bringing investors on board.

>> No.58314818

>>58313292
>Because you're afflicted with timophilia.
ok but why is he so cute tho?

>> No.58314831

>>58313248
>gold bars I stack up on mars
They're called Mars bars anon.

>> No.58314832

>>58312725
The assets aren't theirs, dumbass. They get paid a percentage (usually very small) on the assets managed.

>> No.58314870

>>58312725
>blackrock has $9 trillion in assets
how many of those are loans to companies who went full ESG, alienated their customers and are now unable to repay those loans? that cheap money wasn't charity, it was still a loan

>> No.58315779

>>58313428
> man with 1B$.
And here I thought he was a mega rich villain. Jeez. Barely middle class.

>> No.58315963

>>58313280
but you do
you should totally attempt what you suggested here
you will emerge victorious, because you have what it takes

>> No.58315998

>>58313226
>They actually have to comply with a lot more rules and regulations
Blackrock has been strong arming the US government since Covid, they basically control the Fed.

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58316053

>>58312725
so basically what you are saying is How much will $LINK be worth with a 9 trillion market cap? hmmmmmm

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>>58316053
what the fuck are you talking about nigga?

still i guess that would apply to many projects and coins rather than one in particular

but meh doesn't matter to me all i need right now is to keep farming ether orb, thank god i'm the owner of a cybercafe so i can use all the pcs to farm shit FOR me lol
y'all fags need to step up your game

>> No.58316603

>>58312725
turns out the goyim need the jews otherwise they lose their life's work which is basically nothing

>> No.58316703

>>58312747
>They don't own those $9 trillion
sure goy whatever you say, lmao

>> No.58316735

you can do a lot by holding majority shareholder in the biggest companies of our times

>> No.58317091

100B loan just flew over the ADL

>> No.58317469

>>58316603
>lose their life's work which is basically nothing
Or just buy silver and skip their phony baloney system all together.

>> No.58318148

>>58312747
They manage where the funds go to

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>>58312752
>financial army of US government
Yes this. This is a better way to think about BlackRock and Fidelity too. They are MASSIVE quasi-governmental institutions who have a reserved place to ensure US economy is running smoothly. For this reason I am not worried about their activities.

They are simply too big not to be part of the system- that would be too much risk.

>> No.58319631

>>58312749
That’s where you’re wrong (unironically)

>> No.58319675

>>58312725
Assets under management =/= Assets

>> No.58319686

>>58312725
I use p2e anon, fk blackrock, GRAVITY is immune

>> No.58319737

>>58313152
You left off
>Get life raped by wetworks glowies

>> No.58319779

>>58319612
theyre gonna kill btc

>> No.58320353

>>58319686
Girl immunity

>> No.58320361

>>58320353
Sure, Im streamer and meet my girl that way

>> No.58320363

>>58319686
If btc is fcked all are fcked anon

>> No.58320503

>>58315779
>>58313428
the issue is that he votes for his fund members instead of them voting. so he influences boards.

>> No.58320810
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58320810

>>58312725
comments my friend who skipped high school would make:
plus I don't know where you get that information, according to truflation they are worth a lot less

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58321092

>>58319779
Why? I think the BTC ETF will do the same as the gold ETF. Organizations like BlackRock and Fidelity are incredibly smart- they see where the parade is going and get in front.

>> No.58321105

Is that Shit Cunt peeking through over there?

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>>58321105
>>58321105
>Is that Shit Cunt peeking through over there?