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How do I turn $1000 into $10,000 by the end of the month?

>> No.58300693

>>58300679
That's a man.

>> No.58300696

Buy doge

>> No.58300699

>>58300679
buy apu

>> No.58300713

>>58300679
tell someone you'll trade them $1000 for $10000

>> No.58300726

Dip into base memes like stinky, kek baggies, and halo 2 unironically

>> No.58300734

>>58300679
If you suck a dick for $20, you can make 10k by only sucking 500 people.

>> No.58300772

If you suck a dick for $40, you can make 10k by only sucking 250 people.

>> No.58300892

Cut each of your dollars up into ten parts.

>> No.58300914 [DELETED] 

>>58300679
find a coin that gives a x20, and put $1000 in it. sell after the x20 to bag $20,000, and give me half for this good advice
my address:
0xb262F75dbBff55F14E2a50e2d9d751E213C81ED0

>> No.58300920

>>58300772
I'm trying to pay down credit card debt anon, not buy crack, although some crack wouldn't be bad...

>> No.58301293

suck a million dicks for 1c each

>> No.58301530

>>58300679
cook a fire parlay

>> No.58301787

>>58300679
Short link 10x

>> No.58302004

>>58300679
Buy a gun then steal a car at gunpoint

>> No.58302018
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58302018

>>58300679
easy buy 3 ethereum now and cash them out at 7.5k EOM when the ETF that will exist and be approved is doing work.

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58302027

>>58300699
this
Apu will set us free, literally our coin

>> No.58302057

>>58300679
Just get a 10x bro

>> No.58302089

>>58300693
*spoiler alert*
Well...it technically is...from a certain point of view.
Still would.

>> No.58302093
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58302093

Literally buy Halo 2 on base,
200k market cap, we’re going to $39.99 per coin, hop in now or fomo later, the choice is yours. Also buying contest running with pic related as the prize. More to come, join us.
halo2token(dot)com

>> No.58302137

>>58300679
start giving handjobs under the bridge. 5 dollars a man. you do the math

>> No.58302341 [DELETED] 

>>58302093
aped and did not regret, ty anon

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58302373

>>58302093
this, woke up today to a 10x WAGMI
twitter.com/Halo2Token

>> No.58303421

>>58300679
Casino.

>> No.58303456

Lost cause saar.

T. Matolcsy Ãdăm

>> No.58303474
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58303474

SQUID is about to be updated on dextools with new socials and the new website. The token will probably 10x from that alone. It’s only $200k market cap.

>> No.58303497

>>58300679
Make a bigger goal for yourself. $10,000 will be here before you know it if are striving for $10,000,000. Use your head and have conviction.

>> No.58303508

>>58303497
if you are*

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>>58300679
invest it on memecoins, be it already established ones or recent launch like jizzlord or perhaps upcoming coins that haven't been released yet
there's also alts and shit, but believe me, they ain't worth it
Also, have some variety, don't spend everything in ONE coin, that's just retarded