/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>5828934
POST MORE RIGHT NOW

Cool blog anon

>>5828970
Got 1 minute cooldown on posts. Please keep the post alive

post more pls

ask for dick pics

SHOW US

point the boy in the right direction my man

tell him its a hard world and you actually lost all your cash also slap michelle the dam bitch

>>5829025
ew

>>5828934
Who the fuck is Michelle? Your woman blabbing?

can we have a thread of only this type of shit? post more

post more holy shit lmfao

take screens from fucking web messenger not the small ass chat box

Kucoin referral

And done

>>5829025
>haha x)
fucking block this faggot already

>>5829083

GIBS ME MONEY FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL

Demand he send a picture of sharpie in popper for your help.

>>5829083
>telling people about your gains

>>5829025
How much did you make? and how much did you tell Michelle you make?
Also, is Michelle hot?

>>5829099
Old friend of mine from highschool.

>>5828934
Stop talking to Michelle and everybody she knows

lol I get calls from long lost friends too thinking im some baller trader, just a loser that made small crypto gains. Now they want to give me their cash to by shitcoins with. weird.

>>5829099
God bless the asshole of the internet.

Only here do we learn the difference between bullshit and fertilizer.

>>5829083
Tell him to all in on DASH

>>5829142

>>5829083
haha x)

>>5829142
Lolol. Don't do it.

>>5829142
HA! He doesn't even hide it! Glorious. Say no. Please tell me you said no.

>>5829142

OP is a faggot

>>5829142

fuck that
jesus, the gall of some cunts lel

>>5829142

>>5829142
>pls make money for me for free

he wants to borrow money from you and give you back 85% of returns LOL

>>5829142
>loan

omfg my sides

>>5828934
i recommend the link tyson.
followed by uninstalling facebook.

>>5829142

wut he wants you to risk your own money and he makes a profit, thats retarded. tell that dumb fuck to use his own money.

>>5829025
> oh I see.
> 0.004 you do the whole roundabout. Glans, shaft, balls, line, I want it all wet and licked. You will then proceed to get lubed up and prepped.

> oh, not what you had in mind? Well I couldn't imagine you would think I would give currency and advice for free, so I just assumed you'd be up to it. I mean, who would come on to someone they didn't talk with for years to get free shit, right?

> right?

>>5829142
hahahah, nice

>>5828934
Dubs calls next response?

>>5828954
>>5829025
Jesus Christ what a fucking faggot. I'd understand if he was family but damn.

>>5829229
hahahaha shut that bish down

>>5829229
hahahahahahaha
(if real)

>>5829142
85% witf
He's either very dumb or doesn't plan to give anything back

>>5828934
tell em you sold a long time ago

>>5829142
just laugh at him. What a fucking faggot ahahahahahahah fucking hilarious people are pathetic.

>>5829229
If this bastard is asking for $50k USD I swear

>>5829229
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>>5829229
50K! OH! THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

oh shit I thought the guy was offering his own money

>>5829229
Give him 50k wei, see how far he can get.

>>5829229
>satoshis?
Nigga you know he wants 50 large

he's gonna spend it on stupid shit.
probably end up leasing a KIA

if trips, give him a bitcoin and ask for a dick pic

>>5829083
broker trades for him. i've told my friends that if they sign a legal document saying that i'm not held accountable for losses, but get 60% of profits, then i'll invest for them. tell him that and if he's not cool with it tell him to fuck off because that's fair as shit

>>5829295
>ethreium

Hey Its me, your brother. Can i borrrow 50k? you'll get that back, no worries.

>>5829295
NOOOO !!!!

>>5829229
lololol 50k

yep. my old staff at rehab who was a total prick. feelsgoodman

>>5829229

> DON'T NEED MUCH
> GIB 50K


MY.

FUCKING.

SIDES.

>>5829295
LARP

>>5829295

my GOD

EVERYTHING in this one FUCK

>>5829295
ITS POCKET CHANGE FOR YOU

>>5829229
50k sat rofl

>>5829295
sent;)

>>5829229
Block him immediately

>>5829295
Tell him you will do it if you can fuck his girlfriend. Then have sex with her and don't give the loan kek

>>5829295
> Yeah if you want to

This retard should not be allowed copulation.

what the actual fuck.

>>5829295
I’m sold, if you don’t do it give me Tims number and I’ll lend him the money.

>>5829295
fuck this faggot and everyone like him. Put him in his place OP.

If this isn't bullshit, tell your "friend" to eat a sack of baby dicks and fuck off eternally.

>>5829304
He's making the dumbass reveal his power level.
kek

>>5829142

>>5829295
>whats that
>nah man I only do bitcoin

fucking kill me

>>5829295
>Nah man, I only do Bitcoin and Ethreium

post pics of michelle

>>5829229
>50k sat?

>>5829304
yeah but he's going to go "whats a sat?"

>>5829365
No fucking way. I don't believe it. OP is gay.

>>5829142

just do it OPIE its pocket change!!!!!!!!!

>>5829295
"Pocket change for you"
Who the fuck feels that's right to ask someone?

>>5829229
lmao this is /biz/ history in the making right here

send him this dont be a pussy

https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html

>>5829231
This! It doesn't make any fucking sense. Tell that cunt to fuck off. But string him along first.

>>5829142
Look, if you don't want to directly tell him to fuck off, say your money is tied on an ICO and you can't move it right now.

>>5829314
This is gold

LMAO THIS FUCKING THREAD. THIS IS WHY WERE EARLY ADOPTERS, THIS IS WHY ITS SO FUCKING EASY CAUSE 99.9 PERCENT OF NORMIES ARE FUCKING CLUELESS

>>5829365

fake.

>>5828934
people are offering me money to teach them about crypto and I don't answer. I don't want to be responsible for their shit

>>5829365
Fake and gay

OP pls tell him bitconnect made you the money

>>5829365
obvious LARP

>>5829359
DO THIS OP

>>5829025
>trying to impress girls with your crypto gains
Was Michelle worth it or are you still a virgin?

>>5829365
>ten hours on reddit

god, my sides

even if this is a larp please post more if anyone else has screen shots

>>5829365
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU MADE MY DAY DUDE AHAHAHAHHA I HATE EVERYONE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK

FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS IS POCKET CHANGE TO YOU.
YOU DON'T EVEN WORK AT TACO BELL.
JUST GIVE ME FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS.
I'LL GIVE YOU EIGHTY FIVE PERCENT BACK.
x)

>>5829365
holy shit, these people live in a different reality

>>5829365
Yeah he'll ask once and you'll never hear from him again

>>5829365
GIB DAT

>>5829417
>mysides

>>5829365
Bullshit

>>5829403
GOD PLEASE THIS

>>5829229
>50k sat
$7.50
Kek
Keep this shit coming and you better fuck with this bitch nigga real good

>>5829229
>50k sat?
Haha! Get out of here. You can't be for real.

>>5829365

You best not be LARPing nigger

>>5829359
THISSSSS

>>5829025
Post Michelle's tits

>>5829229
>50k sat?
LOL god tier reply

oh jake. just stfu up. fuck michelle in the ass for talking about you, and fuck him in the ass too.

makes me want to start a false rumour about bitcoin wealth so that women i knew years ago in high school contact me out of the blue for fuck

i'm gonna find the biggest gossip bitch on facebook and tell her to keep my secret about crypto gains

if anyone asks, the lambo is in the shop. and i dress like a poor person to keep my secret of massive crypto wealth. and i have no money for dates... because it's all tied up in crypto. it's fucking perfect.

>>5829442
THIS IS A GOOD LARP MY NIGGA

amazing... lol

>>5829442
I cant believe this.

Bullish if true

hey it’s me tim so....can I get that loan

>>5829229
>50k sat?

Why the fuck do you guys think this is real?

Shame on you.

fake

>>5829337
actually this one is 10 times better

>>5829359
this

>>5829365
>10 hours on reddit
Oh my fucking sides

I've spent 10 THOUSAND hours on this shit, and of that maybe like 10 of those hours on reddit.

Say yes, but make him sign a contract to be your butler if he loses a single penny (he will)

>>5829424
top kek

Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
OP: No
Guy: Why?

>>5829295
Include me in the screencap

>>5829442
Gahahhahahahhahahahahahahhaha

>>5829229
Wanting 50 fking K loan

Lmfao

>Mfw

>>5829442
He sounds like he might actually kill himself, phoning you 7 times after 7/8 years? Jesus christ.

Tell him TRX is the next BTC

OP legit give him the money, but in return you get to fuck him up his ass and video it.

If he doesn't make you profit, you can destroy his entire existence.

Do it.

>>5829365
All hope is lost for your old high school acquaintance

>>5829472
DO IT.

Let's ave a giggle.

>>5828934
>>5828954
>>5829025
holy shit this is cringy. why the fuck are you telling people about that thought seriously

>>5829359
OP you would be a legend if you really do this.

>>5829506
No way this is real

>>5829506

this cant be real.....

Anon, this is a golden opportunity for all of us to make it. Don't let it go. Join this PnD server..

https://discord dot gg/JWWn6Qr

>>5829506
LOL

>>5829506
lame, canned response

>>5829506
nah this cant be real

Hey OP I got an offer you can't refuse, why don't you loan me 50k so I can practice with, and I'll give you 85% of my gains.

It's a way better deal for you than if you were to just keep your money and use your experience to be more successful than me in trading and keeping all your gains to yourself

Holy shit OP you must've had some loser ass friends in high school, NEVER tell anybody about your crypto gains. My own family doesn't even know I'm worth 6 figures. They think I'm broke and struggling just like they are. KEEP IT THAT WAY.

>>5829506
k, you larping here

this must be a fucking LARP

>>5829229
>50K
>Y-you mean like 50K satoshi, right?
Kek sorry OP but you trying to make the situation better just cracks me up.

>>5829506
Ok this clarified it as fake, well it was an ok try OP.

this is candidate for best of /biz/

>>5829555
Pottery

>>5829506
Okay this is obviously a LARP. fun times.

>>5829555

>>5829506
what the

>>5829506
Fake and gay

>>5829365
If he wants a loan of 50K, and pay you 85% of everything he gains.
How much will he have to earn in order to pay back his debt? (assuming that he only spend all his earnings on paying back the debt). 300K?

>>5829506
fake and gay

LMFAO this cant be real

>>5829142
Not even advice, but a loan?

>>5829506
larp
for the off chance it isn't please post number and kikebook link. That person would be the right candidate to show up in a terrorist data base

>>5829142
put it in verge

>>5829500

>There's people this deluded in the world.

This makes me sad and pissed at the same time.

>>5829442
Watch out, this guy might show up with a knife or some shit.

>>5829506
I refuse to believe people like this exist. Please tell me you're larping.

>>5829506
I want to believe

>>5829555

>hasn't spoken in 8 years
>never speak to me again, prick!

kekek
even if this is a larp, A+

>>5829414
I shit you not the other day this roastie I barely talk to wanted me to help her buy "rupees"

Turns out she actually wanted to buy Ripple but got it confused with pajeet money.

>>5829365
If he's "good at it" just set him up with an account on bitmex and teach him about margin. Then he can get all the loans he needs.

>>5829506
and like that, you blew it
this is a terrible LARP now, and to think I actually believed it for a minute

>>5829506
Wow that’s salty

>>5829555
Don't worry anon we are here for you, now split that 50k for us

>>5829229
Lol

>>5829555
no way man, this can't be real

>>5829555
faggots get trips

>>5829509
If you had to spend 10K hours on this shit, you are a dumb piece of shit.

>>5829404
flip it round... ask him for $1000 and sa youll give him 50% of whta you earn.

put it in monaco and tel him in a year it only 3x'ed

shitty larp

>>5829537
who gives a shit. its entertainment like the fake money we are gaining. fuck off cunt

"To find out who your real friends are, don't pay attention to who supports you when you fail, but pay attention to who supports you when you succeed"

LARPING FAGGOT GOT US GOOD

>>5829365
it gets better and better

how much did op make, though. hey, op, it's me your lost brother

OP send him a fucking paper dodge wallet in the mail.

PLEASE, rustle his jimmies more

Post that shit on Facebook anon, fuck that fucking pajeet, this shit makes me so mad.

>>5829295
>whats that
*audible villian laughter*

>>5829671
hi Tim

>>5829481
I mean frankly, he's reasonable. It's an amount that I would actually lend someone I haven't spoken to for 7 years.

>>5829671
fuck off with your twitch emote faggotry

>>5829506
I completely and unironically believe it.

>>5829555
fake..
10/10 thread anyway..

>>5828934
ARE YOU JAKE THE HORSE?

>>5829509
i literally logged into my old coinbase account to see if i had any btc from buying drugs years ago, saw ethereum on there for like $17 and googled it. proceeded to throw $2500 into ethereum since it was my max allowed on cuckbase and the rest is history.

This one is for you guys

this is my fetish

>>5828934
I hate to bother you with this, but I see what a bitcoin-bigshot you've become and I was just wondering.. could I get a small loan of a million satoshis so I can daytrade between the USD and CAD?

OP

pretend to be sympathetic and offer him 57 dollars and 23 cents.

Post results.

>>5829442
seriously does this guy know where you live and do you have a firearm?

>I'm good at this I spend 10 hours in Reddit
>What's a Satoshi?

You know, I take that back. I can easily believe people like this exist, I've similar things happen to me by people I've known for less than 3 days, just not bitcoin or money related.
>be seeing 20 year old chick who claims to want serious relationship
>suddenly demands you buy her alcohol and stuff and she'll sleep with you
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs when rejected for 30 minutes calling me every name in the book before blocking me
People are scum

>>5829624
but ripple is pajeet money . . .

>>5829721
TELL HIM TO PUT IT IN VERGE

>>5829721
man of the hour

>>5829515
He's larping you idiot

>>5829506
Cool lies my man.

>>5829721
>but you are going to have to work for it. Do you own knee pads?

>>5829555
Trips confirm its true.

>>5829721

lolol fuuuuck offff

I wanted to believe, but the op ruined the ending.

>>5829142
>>5829229
>>5829295
>>5829365
>>5829442
>>5829500
>>5829506
>>5829555
>>5829721

AHAHAHAHAHA

Good larp. 8/10

>>5829721
xd

>>5829721
take a picture and shame him on facebook. duh bro what are you doing? blow him the fuck up and get ridiculed.

>>5829721
Monitoring....

>>5829734
lol good point.

>>5829432
Fucking Taco Bell niggers, amirite?

>>5829721

Oh boy, this is going to be tasty.

>>5829555
>never contact me again
Even if fake, some lines are just magical

>>5829721
Please be real. I think I'm going to die

>>5829500
why would he even need a loan to start a youtube channel. just put a couple smartphones on a couple tripods. done. lol fucking retarded

>>5829775
not comped enough

>>5829310
when you lose their money they can report you to the sec and sue you for the money back

>>5829310
The SEC does not give a shit about that disclosure, prepare to be ass raped by the FBI

>>5829477
>Bullish if true
this

>>5829640
>had to spend 10k hours
Or i've been involved in crypto for over 7 years. . .
I didn't "have" to spend any of that time. I'm actually here for the money second. I'm here for the revolution first.

Fake and enjoyable

>>5829407
do not every say that if you are in the US

use "crowdsale" if you have to but dont say that

at this point I don't even care anymore if this is real or not

Hey jake it’s me.

Why did you post our convo here with these other losers? Asshole.

I just want the 50k loan. Otherwise I’m gonna tell everyone at the high school reunion that you browse 4chan

>>5829365
>fake
&
>gay

>admitting that you are going to steal $50k

>>5829721
posting in legendary thread. Larp or not.

>>5829142
Say yes, set a minimum purchase amount, have him transfer you Monero, then block.

>>5829851
not if he's accredited

this is the best thread I've ever seen on /biz/

it may not even be larp. you guys don't know how crazy success and money makes other people. none of this would surprise me. keep your wealth a secret from anyone who could identify you irl, trust me.

>>5829721
TOP KEK
GODSPEED ANON
Troll him into eternity.

>>5829721
THE MADMAN

Anyone thinking this is a larp has WAY too much faith in humanity.

>>5829697
I used to make that much per click on faucets.

>>5829896

nice larp

>>5829896

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ahahahahaha

>>5829812
Kind of what I was thinking. Otherwise investing into a business isn't a bad idea, but there isn't really much of a need for starter capital here lol

LEGENDARY BREAD

>>5829896
send him 50k espers

>>5829365
fuck u op larp fag

>itt op is texting to himself
8/10 pretty solid larp

>>5829896
please be real

>>5829721
Next reply should be "...if you let me fuck Michelle".

>>5828934
>>5828954
>>5829025
>>5829083
>>5829142
>>5829229
>>5829295
>>5829365
>>5829442
>>5829506
>>5829555
>>5829721
>>5829896
Lol, this is gold OP you made my night. I'll send him a Windows browser exploit to delay his trades on high velocity coins if you post his ETH address.

>>5829896

>>5829359
OP PLS

>>5829868

>unironically thinks the revolution is real.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5829896
send him 50k sat

>>5829731
Green text that shit anon.

Wow, finally quality thread in this Pajeet-from-call-center board.

>>5829721
lol you didnt even bother to put a fake fb picture in the fake account and people are telling you are good at LARPing
why do people trust 14 year olds with money advice

Please help me do something funny

>>5829896
send 50k sats

>>5829025
obvious larp is obvious

>>5829896
Send him a DENT OP, say it'll be worth millions in 4 years

>all screenshots conveniently numbered

fuck off faggot

>>5829986
>he's in crypto for the money
How does it feel to be literally no different from an animal?

>>5829896

Dude I’m loving this.

>>5829295

GRAB THE POPCORN, THERES MORE!@

>>5829555
>don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again

>>5830012
sharpie in the pooper?

>>5830012
Sharpie in pooper I guess OP ?

>>5830012
Ask him if he and Michelle owns knee pads

>>5830012
"I need full frontal nude pictures of you as a guanantee"

>>5830012

gf's tits, obv

>>5830012
Go all in a link

tell him to say hi to all your friends on fb and then post the convo lol

>>5830047
SHARPIE IN THE POOPER

>>5830012
ask him to suck your dick, if he says yes, post it on facebook

>>5828954

This is why you NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR GAINS

normies are soul sucking leeches that will only approach you to siphon money or valuable information

>>5830012
SHARPIE TIME

>>5830012
ask him to cuck for you and his gf

>>5830012
Pictures of his mom/gf/sister tits OP.

It's the only way to bring him low before landing the killing blow.

SEND HIM LINK TO 4CHAN THREAD

HAHAHAHAHHA :D
HAHAHAHAHHA :D
HAHAHAHAHHA :D

>>5830012
SHARPIE IN POOPER

>>5830012
GF's tits OP!

Tell him you'll give him the 50k if you get to fuck Michelle

>>5830012
Make him send nudes of his girlfriend.

>>5830054
This

SENT HIM FUCK TOKENS OP

DO EEEEET

>>5830012
Well, sharpie in pooper, after that one can get to business.

>>5830012
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>5830012
Michelle is your price.

>>5830012
get him to send a naked pic with something embarrasing written on his chest/face for blackmail - return on investment purposes

>>5830012
gf's or his nudes

>>5830012
OP see >>5830012

SHOE ON HEAD

>>5830044
>>5830047

lel wtf

>>5828934
posting in epic bread

>>5829229
Ask for down payment

OP is probably going to get fucking shot.

Never underestimate a desperate wagie close to breaking point.

RIP OP

im pretending this is real

>>5830083
TOP KEK THIS FUCKING THIS X)
GUYS GET ME IN THE SCREENCAP LOL X)

>>5829506
falsified and homosexual

>>5829721
wew

>>5830075
THIS

Please OP, let's see how desperate he is. And then explain to him how he would never do something so deranged, but POST IT ON FACEBOOK for his GF to see.

He'll lose his gf on top of all of this.

>>5830123
get out.

HOW DOES IT END OP. DO NOT LEAVE US HANGING

>>5830130
F

>>5830106
This can't be real

Never tell anyone about ur gains. Not even family and partners. I made this mistake and it fucked me up. Seriously have to worry about getting kidnapped now and some colleagues hate me (not that i ever need to work again).

Brag on biz. No one will believe u made 1.5m in 5 months.

I have exes sending me nudes and asking for chump change for videos. I turned my brother into a degenerate pajeet. My old boss spends 12 hours a day trading.

Dont tell anyone. Study OPSEC. Dont fuck up. Good luck, we are all gonna make it.

>>5830055
THIS!!!

>>5829896

This is incredible

I have to comment on this one

>>5830130
This. Great thread tho

it aint a larp, i know a lot of people who are like this

>>5830106
Holy fucking shit. I'm saving this.

>>5830118
>>5830012
I mean >>5829980

>>5830106
top kek
>>5830123
hive mind bro

>>5830054

>>5830012
tell him to buy bitbeans

>>5829986
>he hasn't been illuminated
Stay jelly.

>>5830121
YASS! This!

>>5830012
"let me fuck your girlfriend"

Too sad that op actually have him these money, he will probably just loose his private jet, or send them on wrong wallet, or but some crap. Since people just can't control their money.

>>5830106
TELL HER TO FUCK OFF
My GF of 3 years sees my passion for all this shit and supports me no matter what.

>>5830174
HAHAHAHAHAH

>>5830174
LMAOOOO

>>5830174
top fucking kek

>>5829555
>stealing from you

tell them that you have a private key and if they guess correctly they have access to your buttcoins, let them guess.

>>5830153
Truth desu.

>>5830174
I can't

>>5830174
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>5830174
Fucking sweet. IF HE SENDS THEM ASK FOR WIFE TOO LOL

>>5830174
even if larping, that was funny

>>5829229
>I don't need much!
>Like 50k?

Also plz put me in screencap I need this in my family legacy

>>5830174

Fucking hell man - golden.

SEND HIM THE LINK TO 4CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SEND HIM THE LINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>5830141
EVIL AF
I like it!

>>5830123
>being this new

Gtfo lurk moar

>>5830174
>Is that ok?
DEAD

>>5830174
TOP KEK

>>5830174
>op will surely deliver

>>5830012
tell him you became gay and that are interested in fugging his ass

>>5829142
OP are you larping? No way someone like this exists IRL

>>5829844
check'd

>>5830174

fun fucking thread

>>5830123
normie REEEEEEEEEEE

>Hahah wowzers this great even if its not real hahaha lmao!

You need to be at least 18 to post on this website

>>5830174

>>5829908
he's definitely not

>>5830174
MAKE A SMART CONTRACT THAT RELEASES IT IF HE DOESNT PAY BY A CERTAIN DATE BUT OTHERWISE DELETES IT

>>5830012

Get them to send private key/ seed

>>5829896
HAHAHAH lolll x))) no wayyy man !!! OMG. He actually did it! !

>>5830174
pls dont be larp. I need to believe.

>>5830054
>>5830174
>guanatee
jfc op, at least you tried

>>5830174
I don't care if larp because this is hilarious

Okay. After some thought, full frontal nudity would not be enough to get someone fired. I would ask for single and paired frontal nudity pics of him and his gf with something an employer would find absolutely reprehensible... Like fuck all niggers they need to be gassed. Or something of the like.

>>5830174

>>5830174
If you share his nudes and he knows about it, you are going to get a lawsuit

>>5830219
>SEND HIM THE LINK TO 4CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SEND HIM THE LINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>5830239
>mfw people born in 2000 can post legally

>>5830174
please, please be real.

toasting in ebin bread if true. would be legen fucking dary

>>5830174
>GUANANTE

The absolute madman

Btw OP, you fucked up. Should've just asked to fuck his gf. At this point this is borderline blackmail.

I need to believe this is true

>>5829896
>send 50k sats
>costs 300k sats to send

>>5830174

ITT: Commons phrases people use to "reconnect" with you.

>"Haha Anon! I used to pass by you in the hall-"
You mean, not go to prom with me, is what you did...
>"Sup bro hows it hanging. Fuck. This it Chad McGlad. Hows life? Just been working at the factory haha-"
Better now since I now have a girlfriend that you didn't fuck yet. You degenerate.
>"H-Hi anon, its me, the cute autistic gir-"
Even YOU are a THOT who played on the idea of cuteness to get popular, and break my heart. Begone wench.

THOTS DELETED

>>5829880
why?

OP, we all understand that you are cuck, better post Michelle's photos.

>>5830012
Tell him you get to fuck his girl first. If he doesnt have one, no dice.

>>5830289
chill faggit it's a larp

toasting

OP you had me rolling on the floor right now golden

>>5830174
This is objectively the best thread in the history of this board

>>5830174
Assuming this is real - don't do this. He could get angry once he realises what this is and then you have a potential legal issue.

>>5830309
>Just been working at the factory haha-"
Lole

>>5830312
You're doing him the favour.
Ask to fuck his gf

>>5830033

>Feels great.

We are slaves to animal instinct because we are simply the best animal on the planet at the moment you dumbshit. I don't delude myself into thinking otherwise.

>>5830289
Nah, since he is willing to enter a contract without coercion it is fine.
>Old friend is still a faggot though

>>5830268

Dude I'm high as fuck and this picture spun my head way too much

>>5830312
Send screenshots of him threatening to his employer

>>5830335
fuck off newfag

>>5830312
Ask for his gf's nudes if he doesn't want to share his. Maybe he will agree to that.

>>5829986
>hasn't seen Satoshi's vision

How can anyone be in crypto for a reasonable amount of time and not be consumed with it all?

>>5830312
ask for sharpie in pooper

CAN SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT TOGETHER AND INCLUDE ME PLS

>>5830312
Doesn't sound so desperate to me. Fucking pajeet Tim.

>>5829868
i can't decide whether or not to fear or welcome the coins. fiat is evil. cryto is still neutral but could be made into an evil cashless system... or it could be the only solution to prevent a system where the gov can shut off your ability to buy and sell. things change, once invincible systems fall or become corrupted, exchanges regulated. theres a danger here

>>5830369
This OP

>>5830369
Can someone make a collage to catalogue this

>>5830280
hes not a 20 year old chick so nothing will happen

>>5830312
inb4 next post is the dude warming up to the idea after being convinced.

this is just a shitty tactic to make it seem more realistic. SHITE LARP IN MART

>>5829896
>>5830113
any normie would do this for 50k

>>5829365
this canNOT be real

Bump limit reached. It's been fun lads

>>5830312

>mate

OP are you an Aussie or a Britbong?

Either way, quality bants lad. Post a throwaway wallet and I'll send enough for a cheeky pint in spoons for the entertainment.

>>5830341
LOL its not illegal to fuck with someone begging you for money

>>5830328
Look man, imagine watching a Shakespeare drama, everyone in the audience is fucking crying because the main lead just died, and you're the guy in the theatre who stands up and says "Why are you crying? You know they're just actors, right?"

We know. Now shut up and let us enjoy the show

>>5830397

I'm saving every picture, anon. I got you.

>>5829500
omg i lost it at the end im cracking up

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP

LARP or not this is why you dont tell anybody about your gains because this shit does happen irl

>>5829295

>>5830369
This might work. Just sound super understanding like you know it sounds kinda ridiculous, but this IS a 50k loan after all. Say you've been burned before loaning money. That way it justifies your paranoia and also plants the idea in his head that you have loaned money before and will again.

>>5830422
>i will think about it.
It's all over. You've got him.

>>5830376
philistines

>>5830123
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD FUCKING NORMALFAGS

>>5830351
>slave
No thanks, I'm a master. You can be my slave though, you proud little animal, you!

>>5830190
>Jet
Key
>Have
Give

>>5830427
I'm sure that in the current climate that demand for sexually explicit photos could be spun as sexual harassment.

>>5830427
It's literally extortion tho

>>5830341
If he sues he's legit retarded. There's proof of him threatening to kill OP and his family. (Assuming all of this is real.)

>>5830422
Called it fuck you N.I.G.G.E.R

>>5830355
DUDE

sharpie in pooper, OP : ^ )

>>5830123
NORMIE GET OUT NOW
FUCK OFF TO PLEBBIT

>>5830316
that is literally begging to get raped by the SEC and IRS

according to the SEC anything bought from an ICO is treated as securities by definition but not all "crowdsales" are always for securities

>role-playing thread
mildy funny at least

i g0t dejavu

If it was a LARP the friend would keep sending long mesages or at least keep talking.
Instead of lol bye.
I actually think it's really.

>>5829994
Not much to greentext
>meet chick
>talk online for two days, we both make it clear we want something serious
>meet up
>get food, watch movies, spend night at her place
>start talking about our shitty childhood lives, bullied in school, etc.
>feel like I'm actually making a connection with this person
>out of literally nowhere she demands I buy her alcohol and food and she'll sleep with me
>ask why, you barely know me, you said you wanted something serious, etc.
>starts insulting me
>I BET YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK
>I BET YOU'RE A VIRGIN
>OH I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
>say I'm not into people who fuck after the first date
>IT WASN'T A DATE LOL
>well, that makes you even more of a whore, doesn't it?
>end up tearing her a new asshole, tell her to go be a slut somewhere else, there are plenty of dicks to suck and you're not getting close to mine
That's about the shortest version I can come up with.

>>5830497
WEED

>>5830424
Same to this. Post eth address and will donate to the cause ;)

>>5828934
Is this the level Biz has got? If you believe this you are just a turbo faggot

anyone got a bangbros password?

>>5830153
Truth, I still need another 10x of my folio to make it though ;_;

>>5830452
I love it how some autists on a vietnamese copper casting forum can have such a deep insight into the human psyche at such an applied level. DO THIS OP!

>>5830479
It's not extortion any more than your boss saying he won't pay you unless you show up to work is extortion.

>>5830452
This. Exactly this.

>>5830153
this. but I told people before btc was worth much

>>5830531
it's funny faggot you've probably been here 3 months acting like hot shit

>>5830430
include me in the screencap pls