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58293496 No.58293496 [Reply] [Original]

How much money do I need to convince my girlfriend threesomes with her hot friends are a good idea?

>> No.58293519
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58293519

>>58293496
if she's convinced that you love her and she has no dignity, like most women, then there is almost no limit to what you can get away with. I believe in you, Op.

>> No.58293550

Enough to buy mdma for the three of you. t. experience

>> No.58293572

>>58293550
>Anon forgets to get viagra
>I CANT PUMP

>> No.58293579

>>58293496
she's probably already having sex with her hot friends, so as long as you're into dudes it should be easy.

>> No.58293609
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>>58293579
Woah, hold up anon, that’s gay as fuck

>> No.58293705
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>>58293496
enough to make what you're holding a fund to buy stupid things
i mean, i'm trying to make my MUMU bag become emergency money, that or money to buy junk food

>> No.58293803

>>58293496
simple. bring it up casually, like a joke. "Melissa sure is hot.. ever thought about a threesome? haha.."
then, if she expresses interest, do it
if not, she may act disgusted or dismissive, going along with "yeah he's just joking what the heck"
...then you hit her with the financial pussy magnet. say:
>ah, I thought as a man with $10 million dollars threesomes would just be a normal thing..
now, you've got her. if she suddenly acts interested in your money, just ask her "so you'll call Melissa?" if she shows any indication that she will, then bam, you have your number. if she calls you out o>>58293496
simple. bring it up casually, like a joke. "Melissa sure is hot.. ever thought about a threesome? haha.."
then, if she expresses interest, do it
if not, she may act disgusted or dismissive, going along with "yeah he's just joking what the heck"
...then you hit her with the financial pussy magnet. say:
>ah, I thought as a man with $10 million dollars threesomes would just be a normal thing..
now, you've got her. if she suddenly acts interested in your money, just ask her "so you'll call Melissa?" if she shows any indication that she will, then bam, you have your number. if she calls you out on your funds, then just say "but you would if I had 10 million dollars. You know, I'm not too far from there, but I could get a threesome for much cheaper"
if you're a real chad say this in front of Melissa, after burning $$$$ on dinner for your gf.
t. never had a 3some but did have a couple latina whores try to suck my dick

>> No.58293825

>>58293496
just enough to send them to a shooping spree, high class dinners, and some high quality drugs, or how truflation data would put it, around $360K a year

>> No.58293826

>>58293579
Kek

>> No.58293876

>>58293496
Zero. An appropriately conditioned partner will be receptive to your sexual needs.

How much money would she have to have for you to have a threesome with her and your best friend?

>> No.58293908

>>58293496
It’s actually super easy. Just invite her hot friends over and get them all drunk.

>> No.58293955

>>58293496

Depends how much you enjoy ruining your relationship you fuckin retard

>> No.58293964

>>58293876
Honestly, if she had around 5-10 milli I’d consider sharing, if she needed it

>> No.58295051

>>58293964
get your t checked.

>> No.58295115

>>58293908
This is 100% truth. Happened to me all the time in my early 20s (when I was at my poorest). Lots of partying, booze, and having fun. Don’t try to force it.

>> No.58295133

>>58293803
Not reading all that

>> No.58295177

About an 8ball for each and maybe something nice (like jewelry) the next day for your gf without telling the other girl.

t. 3some with my wife and her cousin, took the cousin for waffles the week after and asked for more, dunno if the sex of the coke

>> No.58295194

>>58293803
>>ah, I thought as a man with $10 million dollars threesomes would just be a normal thing..
Lmfao. True. Then u tell her youre actually broke and call her a cheap whore

>> No.58295214

A woman who is actually head over heels for you will move heaven and earth to do anything for you. This is extremely rare though, so most men just settle for women who reluctantly give up boring missionary once in a while.

>> No.58295218

>>58293496
If you're decent looking and funny, free. Probably easier w/o a girlfriend, but some woman from seeking.

>> No.58295452

>>58293876
>Zero. An appropriately conditioned partner will be receptive to your sexual needs.
based conditioner of women

>> No.58296957
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>>58293496
it's not a matter of money nigga
like it depends of your girlfriend and her friends, not anyone is interested in sex for money, believe me on that
also i'm calling cap nigga, no way your ass got a girlfriend if you're asking retarded shit like this here of all places.
i would believe you if you said something like idk "oh hey guys i made 59k with jizzlord, got any other memecoins i can trade currently?" (since i made a lot with it myself). but this shit sounds retarded so i'm calling cap