/biz/ - Business & Finance

im going to kill everybody and then myself

>>58287760

Called it you massive fucking vaginas
Where are the trannies who said it was a bullfag?.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SELL-TO-THE-BELL

>>58291549
*unzips dick*

already up 7% today and the dump is just getting started. you'll get your rate cuts mumu, but the market will have already crashed.

SPY is under 513

MAKE IT STOP

>>58291560
still within the bull flag it's forming
GET FUKT BOBO
MUMU'S HOLD THE LINE

Cash gang.

>me comfily holding 400$ QQQ puts 5/03 expy that i bought yesterday
im up over 120% and something tells me i have a full week before I need to sell

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BUY

OIL IS GOING CRAZY BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS

Ok this is not funny anymore,we get it . Now bounce back up

will dow go down to 1000?

Bullish
Putting the $10k I was saving for a new car into XXXX

>>58291599
Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.

What an amazing fucking scam. Watch this entirely reverse within two trading sessions. ZERO legitimate reason for today, April 4th 2024, to be one of the worst red days in the last year. Fucking laughable that this is because of Fed speakers.

WHEN I SAY "GREAT",
YOU SAY " DEPRESSION"!!
>GREAT!!!

Christ, this is a pretty good dump. 1 DTE puts for tomorrow or we rally?

>>58291611
that picture is out of date you moron. your GOOG calls have been heemed

>haven't bought shit in over a month
>decide to buy right before the biggest dump in the last year
It really is destiny that I should fail.

I spent all my cash buying at -0.5%
It is now -1.2%

SOXL bros uh, David Soxl isn't picking up the phone, what the FUCK is going on

>Students in Israel should not remain on campuses over the weekend
They're afraid of Iran strikes at schools or student dorms?

>>58291626
The dump is for no good reason, shorting here is just gambling.

>>58291599
$AAPL
it's the only choice

>>58291614
>blames the fed for stocks rising
>blames the fed for stocks falling
i see a common denominator and for some reason you cannot see it

>>58291614
>>58291630
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE

>>58291642
head of the inverse h&s is finished
maybe we can get that last shoulder before close
tomorrow money line go up

>>58291651
I'm blaming two specific Fed members but nice try

Dumb niggers selling off physical uranium. Hello, how do you think they'll rebuild their nuclear arsenals after WW3??

so soxlsisters what brand of rope are you buying?

>>58291614
>>58291630
my bad
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE

>>58291641
>dump is for no good reason
Uh, I'm pretty close to a permabull and even I don't know about that one

uh bros is this the big one?

>>58291641
>no good reason
PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>BIRD FLU
>OIL PRICES
>MARYLAND BRIDGE COLLAPSE
>UKRAINE JOINING NATO
>TAIWAN EARTHQUAKE
>ISRAEL GOING FULL GENOCIDE
>AMERICA HAS GONE SENILE
but stocks should be at all time highs all the time.....

>>58290002
anon, please tell me you are okay

>>58291641
If it dumped for no good reason, why won't it dump again?

>>58291614
*ZERO legitimate reason for today, April 4th 2024, to have started out with SPX over 3800 to begin with but at least we're pointing towards reality some now

>>58291637
That means the IDF is going to kill a bunch of students so they can pin it on an enemy that doesn't exist again because the know politicians in other countries don't have the balls to call them out of their lies anymore.

>>58291637
I hope Iran nukes israel

>>58291681
for no good reason, thats' why

Looks like the market really wants that interest rate cut huh ;)

>>58291674
>BIRD FLU
i will cave in your weed encrusted bird chest bobo

I'm so glad Brandon drained the SPR right before war with some of the biggest oil producers in the world!! That's another Biden win!!!!

>>58291656
I am up 150% and making money. Keep seething ya dipshit!!!
>>58291661
Nice try with what? I am making money

>>58291614
>>58291651
>Stock market pumping 30% in a year
normal non-manipulated market
>stock market has a small correction
WTF ITS ALL RIGGED THE JEWS DID THIS ON NO NEWSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>58291670
This is a little dipper, you get circuit breakers during big dippers.

all-in NFTs

>>58291667
So you think two loudmouth Fed members jawboning in vague opposition to what Powell has reiterated multiple times warrants one of the biggest selloffs in a year?

>he didn't buy ROOT

>>58291692
THEY DIDN'T BUY MSOX for the 4/20 rally

>>58291711
Did I miss the boat? Is it over?

>>58291696
I love it when you faggots just completely ignore the fact that technological progress results in increased profits

democrats are warmongers

>>58291694
jpow will bless or bust this feb1st just wait

>>58291698
But big dipperinos start with small dipperinos. I think we may be reaching the beginning of the end of the beginning of the end

>>58291706
Why does the market need a reason to dump? It didn't need a reason to pump so why would it need one to dump.

>>58291659
told you

>>58291693
Fact check: It's only half-drained, CHUD.

>>58291596
Copepost #35674

>>58291730
>It didn't need a reason to pump
I just gave you the reason you fucking imbecile

>>58291729
Oh the beginning has definitely ended, but what i'm saying is when we close at the lows the selling usually isn't over and we gap down the following session.

I bought calls

I have 1k I'm going all in spy @ 500

/SMG/ BOUGHT THE TOP
>AGAIN

>>58291693
Literally a double agent. He's actually trying to destroy the US

HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T BUY CALLS, FUCK YOU MUMU

C'MON REPUMP I NEED TO RESHORT

>>58291755
expiration?

WHAT OTHER CALLS SHOULD I BUY

>>58291753
who are you calling, the police?

WHO SHORTED

>>58291772
Yo mama for a booty call

Should I sell all of my ETFs?

>bobo is cumming and pissing over a 1% drop that's already stabilizing

>>58291767
spy diamond hands HODL!!!

Picked up 3 SPY 4/9 $514 calls. Buy every dip.

>>58291693
time to tap into those American fart deposits

People are literally trying to say that a phone call between Biden and Netanyahu about a ceasefire is why we're red. Absolutely fucking insane.

>>58291783
all it takes is 1%

Me on the left Bobo on the right

Lol I went back to cash-gang last week.

Thanks for playing baggies.

2 more weeks: the market

This is a part where we watch mumu cope post for the next two months before selling.

Annnddd my portfolio's green again. Never doubted if for a second.

BECAUSE
FUCK
YOU
THAT'S
WHY

>>58291812
What's there to cope about? Bobos get a few red days and think they are winning. Sad, many such cases.

>>58291812
It's actually the part [again] where bears short based on sensational bullshit and then disappear when things turn green again and miss all the threads full of people making fun of them

im sickened

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH EAT SHIT MUMUS

>>58291822
there's the cope

I sold a 0dte 527 spy call. lol

>mfw I bought calls on 3x leverage market bears
Damn it, why am I always hedging!!?

here comes the power minute

I literally bought an AMZN call 22DTE at the tippy top, like it was a signal to flush the whole thing 5+ fucking points

TSLA is green :)

>>58291832
Lmao see you next week when you're crying about how expensive everything is again

>>58291835
How much are you really collecting from this?

Dip status: slurped

>RTX is up 2%
WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>58291844
you really think a 1% dip is "cheap"

>>58291635
>I spent all my cash buying at -0.5%
>It is now -1.2%
Anon, you're supposed to buy green candles, not red ones. There is not a single buying opportunity anywhere on this chart

Literally Bobo out on this

Insane last min vol

guys you need to pretend to be bearish to force the market to go up remember?


HAHAHAHAHA MUMUS, YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD, NOW SPY IS HEADING TO 400 LMAO!!!

>>58291856
+.23%. Eat shit bobo

>>58291861
We HAVE SO MUCH FARTHER TO FAAALLLLLLL

>>58291856
Nothing I'm holding cash. Somehow I magically avoid the dumps that happen. Christ is king, ok.

>>58291856
My paper losses are irrelevant. I made 2 actual dollars from selling a call. Come at me.

and wallah

we haven't had a -2% intraday swing since March 10, 2023

>>58291856
-1.07% caught some nice slurps. It'll all recover by the end of next week.

>>58291856
I am now up only $66 (0.1%) for the year.

>>58291856
+1.32% all in gme

>>58291856
Apparently my SL triggered on COPX

>>58291539
Mumus are retarded nigger apes.

>>58291886
if it wasn't for AI/NVDA hype this was supposed to happen last month.

>>58291856
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAHH

>>58291852
DIP STATUS
BARELY BEGUN

>>58291856
I should've held my puts. I would've made it

Oil to $500 a barrel.

>>58291852
BASED BASED BASED

im sleeping in tomorrow, gonna go bang some cocktail waitresses two at a time

i'm gonna cum

>>58291848
Nothing, it was $2 when I sold it. I like betting my 51k stake in SPY for shits and giggles.

>>58291856
I scalped CADL in pre-market and scalped TSLA twice in regular hours. My long term portfolio is blood red though. Gonna kms now. See you tomorrow

>>58291856
Not great.

>>58291856
down 15k (-2%)
buying more next week. hedged with a put that made 2k so far holding over weekend. selling it to slurp even more later.

229 on the tire. Piece of plastic from a pipe on a job site. Pieces of shit.

>>58291919
I hope "she" gives you extra cock when you are chasing that tail.

I'm investing in the nuclear/uranium market. UEC and CCJ I'm going to retire on or take a fat ass vacation.

>>58291856
my TSLA doin a lil sum sum

>>58291874
+.73%, you turning pajeet sonny?

The biggest selloff in a fucking year because of............ two Fed speakers saying literally nothing new. I'm back to where I was in January. Feels great to get jewed all the time, sure doesn't make me feel like I'll never get ahead because a bunch of rich faggots rig the game.

>>58291932
GD inflation is a bitch

>>58291932
Sorry bro. When I buy new tires I always buy the (((tire insurance))) just in case of situations like that. Usually only 20 bucks a tire.

rate my portfolio

>>58291856
I actually made money today :)

We will return on Wednesday bobos, don't you worry.

>>58291815
I miss this woman like you wouldn't believe....

>>58291932
You can patch most tires if it's not a sidewall and not too big.

>>58291919
I hope you get gonorrhea

>>58291578

>>58291932
see >>58291824

>>58291975
Get the drillbit don't try to do it by hand.

You only lose if you sell niggers. My money is in the good hands of AMD and NVDA.

what did they mean by this?

>>58291856
vix reduced the loss to 0.5%
hedge did what it was supposed to do

>>58292005
how do you hedge with the VIX? long VIX calls?

>>58291965
You got some gabag00l in your portfolio so you are looking good.

Fuck me :) all my gains from trading this week have vanished :)

Thanks jews :)

>>58292000
Same here. We will be back on monday. There are literally no bad news whatsoever.

>>58292015
leveraged long vix futures. Usually it expires with a loss, sometimes it just works

>>58291973
What happened to her?

>>58292033
She died from cancer

>>58292031
and you are hedging your long S&P 500 portfolio?

>>58292002
Bepis

>>58291949
oh no a 1% drop after a fucking 26% run in 5 months

quit being such an assblasted faggot

>>58292024
I haven't seen a post that made me crave an ice cold BANGS in a while.

>>58291965
I go to this place where they make me a breakfast sandwich with 2 eggs, gabagol and american cheese on a grilled kaiser roll. It's not on their menu, but it should be.

>>58292041
basically.

>>58291990
>Just waste 100 hours of your time to fix a tire instead of paying someone to fix it bro.
>What do you mean it only takes you 10 hours at work to earn the money? You gotta do it yourself bro.
>NOOOOOO! You can't just pay someone to change your tire!

>>58291856
+7% loaded up on SQQQ with leverage before the dump. Feels good man

>>58291975
It got skewered by a PVC plumbing pipe chunk. It leaked out in 5-10 minutes.

>>58291973
Sorry baggot she's mine now. When you get home from wage cucking you'll notice one of your corvettes missing. She took it to drive to me. I'll cut you a check for it once NYCB hits $100 @ share.

>>58292038
>>58292033
She's not dead, she's just been in a hospital in worst korea for like 3 weeks now.

>>58292054
It's probably fucked, then. Cracked PVC can be sharp as shit.

>>58291856
-5% but like fuck it i guess lmao

>>58292049
when you have time but no money, or no shop nearby, this works.
CHANGING a tire is buying a new set, you should never buy 1 tire. Even 2 tires is gonna make rotation difficult.

>>58292055
see >>58292062

>>58292049
Bro if he wasn't such a lazy self pitying ass hole he could just take the tire off put it in some water, find the leak, and cover the hole himself.

>>58292043
Things should be ass flat at the worst right now. People rushing to slam the sell button today because of the stated reasons is completely absurd.

>>58292062
She's actually just at Rocker's house.

>deep red day all because Iran threatens to hit Israel with some shitty rockets
>rockets that Israel is already prepared for

Everyone is retarded

>>58292069
Yep. It's the job site that I essentially have to path through. Go long on CAT I am about to get some reparations and steal their machines batteries.

>>58292078
you used it all to kill Palestinians dumb fuck

>>58292078
true
oil rising is probably more significant

>>58292062
Kek did you break up with her baggie after cheating on her a ton during her time of need? Hahahaha!

>>58292054
Nothing. I had a 3/4 inch steel bolt in the tread, made a v cut. Patched it with traditional string and glue, and used slime afterwards just in case. Never had another problem. Only drove it for another 3k miles tho. Where it happens is as important as how big.

>>58292078
I swear to god even the people that think they're critical of the news are headline monkeys
6 fed officials just spoke today mentioning the possibility of less than expected or 0 rate cuts, fucking retards

>>58292073
Idk last time I got a hole in my tire from a nail paid like $5 to fix it. I'm not going to put soap on the tire and watch a jewtube video on the best fucking tire repairing materials,

>AMD is 8% down
>fucking NEL ASA is 9% up

HONK HONK
O
N
K

H
O
N
K

>>58291856
+0.74%
Feels pretty good

>>58292077
I'm going to make her a nice casserole tonight

Jeep (STLA) stopped production for today. No news about it. Their suppliers are also shutting down for today. Last time this happened was when that stupid bridge in Canada was closed. Any idea what is going on?

>>58291856
>-0.27%

Thanks, uranium. Which is retarded because if WW3 kicks off, good luck getting anything out of Niger or Kazakhstan.

>>58292121
Yeah cock and cum casserole.

Why did we dump on zero news today?

>>58292113
>i'm just not going to be a competent man, ok?
>I'm not going to do that?
>do you understand how dumb you sound knowing the basics of how to take care of your own horse?
>HA!

>>58292129
No that will be dessert, sticky cummy buns

>>58291856
>5% down
>market gave me the old spicy keys

>>58292127
But heh heh
>YTD: +4.20%

At least that's something.

>>58292108
>mentioning the possibility of less than expected or 0 rate cuts
NO they didn't you fucking disingenuous prick. It was blowhards like Kashkari and Goolsbee saying the most vague shit possible when asked leading questions by retarded interviewers. Nothing they said was new information and everything Powell has said recently still stands.

>>58292121
>nice casserole
>nice
I doubt that you absolute cooklet.

>>58292141
What'd you have? Ditching anything? Dip buying anything?

>>58292131
How would we know with no news?

>>58292131
>zero news
>latinx shonenspic image

>>58292148
Powell is really good at noticing leading or bullshit questions and shutting them down. Those other retards are terrible at it and they never shut their mouths.

>>58291856
up 4% until the end of day dump now its -1%
Pretty fun day overall

>>58292161
I have NVDA stock and NVDA calls.
I'm 50% down on those calls.

>>58292123
STLA laid off a majority of domestic american engineers 2 weeks ago and has replaced them with overseas remote pajeets

the company (at least the american side) will crash and burn quickly

euros are retarded, what else is new

>>58292131
Toriyama must be having difficulty with his trial.

>>58291856
-4.5%

>>58292108
they are just jawboning
they dont have the guts like Volcker did
everyone knows that by now

>>58292178
Yeah, I'd think there are better places to park your money. Maybe bank on MU or BELFB holding their upward channels, something like that.

>>58292133
>NOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST PAY $5 TO A SPECIALIST TO FIX YOUR TIRE AND THEN PROCEED TO GO ABOUT YOUR DAY! YOU NEED TO SPEND 100 HOURS AND DO IT YOURSELF YOU INCOMPETENT MAN!
Hey man if you like doing that good for you, but that shit ain't for everyone. I'm not going to swap the gaskets on my engine block, and spend 500 hours doing it when I can pay a specialist for 50 hours worth of work, allowing myself to focus on things I'm good at. I'm all for learning, but fucking shit man I'm not fixing everything myself.

>>58292131
No news for goyim. You will get the news tomorrow after market close.

>>58292166
Yeah when some idiot senator says "Yo Powell isn't the housing market insane?! What's the Fed gonna do about that huh?" he just says "we don't deal with the housing market" and reiterates the dual mandate. When they ask Kashkari about it he can't shut the fuck up for literally twenty minutes about how it could possibly maybe potentially have some kind of unpredictable or possibly predictable effect on the markets. Of course they're also probably getting paid like $40k just to be there.

>>58292149
My cooking mogs yours and I see you still haven't got over that. Post another picture of your Stouffers lasagna you claimed to make from scratch

>>58292203
Where do you guys get these ridiculous number on hours for fixing your car? Even replacing the gaskets on your car won't take 50 hours. What the shit?

>>58292192
god rest this mad man.

>>58292214
everyone knows Powell is a pussy
he doesnt need to open his mouth to confirm that

>>58292224
Zoomers think doing anything for yourself to save money is a waste of time. These are the same retards that think eating Chipotle everyday is cheaper than buying groceries and cooking for themselves.

>>58292224
that is how you know the basedboi never picked up a ratchet in his life. probably doesn't even know the purpose of a gasket. Which is why it is freaking out about doing any manual labor. You can just feel the fat handed, soft knuckles in the text.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58292203
>I only drive from the hours of 8am to 5pm when the shop closes
>I dunno what you think happens out in the world the rest of the day, but I'm at home being safe.

>>58292219
Here's some chicken and matzo ball soup I made the other day. She likes when I make this.

>>58292234
He's not a pussy for just refusing to play into retarded schoolyard politics. Goolsbee and Kashkari, on the other hand, visibly get a kick out of speculating to an audience.

>>58292219
Clean your kitchen.

>>58292253
Looks good, Bags.

>>58292224
Starting from scratch, getting all the right equipment, learning how not to fuck things up? Yeah, not 50 hours but sure as hell not something you do in an afternoon.

>>58292253
Juden and racemixer. please just an hero bags

Green tomorrow. Just a bunch of jaw jacking retards spooking the computers

>>58292224
he literally says it might not even work and can take several days
>>58291824
>If it doesn't work on day one, put another 1/4 in the tire and try again.

>>58292189
interesting. a lot of bad news for STLA recently. but this production stop is sudden and unusual. probably won't find out until tomorrow what chaos is going on in the supply chain.

>>58292253
>>58292055
You two cunts still here then

>>58292248
Advanced Micro Dick didn't manage to win -10% badge in regular hours, but I'm willing to extend the deadline until 5 minutes after tomorrow open.

>>58292269
Are we still talking about patching a tire? This is an hour work tops you soiboi. It's not about the tire itself, it's about aiming to be self sufficient and not needing to call "muh trade worker" for every minor thing. You have no idea the amount of money you will save if you are even slightly literate on electrical and plumbing work. Not to mention the sheer satisfaction of fixing things yourself.

>>58292224
it would probably take me 50 hours

>>58292214
congress has become so reliant on monetary policy the idea of fixing things via fiscal policy and law (their job) is now a foreign concept
absolutely pathetic

I enjoy seeing Powell telling them subtly to fuck off, one of his better qualities imo

>>58292269
it is 6 hours. Your saturday is shot but you saved yourself not only the money but you also can fix your womans, firneds, or parents vehicles in time of need. how do you not get that paying vehicular maintanence is mainly done because most woman 'can't be bothered'. which is what is happening. can't be bothered to take a saturday to be a man. fucking lord

>>58292280
I'm still here.

>>58292288
No, replacing gaskets on your car.

But the tradeoff's the same for tire replacing or patching. Do you grow all your own food? Assemble your own semiconductors? You'd feel a lot of satisfaction if you built your own mattress, you know. And gosh, there'd be so much to learn if you refined your own gas.

Civilization means specialization, that's just how it goes. Cars aren't unique.

>>58292263
Hes not going to do jackshit

>>58292304
I just had a conversation with a faggot co-worker about changing his own oil today.
>It's a pain in the ass
>I don't have an oil pan
>Where do you go to dispose of the oil
He'd rather pay $60 for a fucking oil change instead of "wasting his time".

>>58292315
specialization is T shaped not I shaped, you lazy nigger

>>58292305
which one of these is you

>>58291539

>>58292288
>hitler dubs
checked
i do my own plumbing and electrical because im poor, but I'm also lazy and stupid (which is also why I'm poor). I had a terminal burning bright red in my breaker box for presumably over a year with all the insulation melted off the wire leading to a boiler which eventually leaked and flooded the basement and filled it with mold. I did manage to clean it up and fix the wiring and install a new boiler but I'm just waiting for the next thing to shit itself so i can create another fire/flood hazard. Probably will end up being my toilet again.

>>58292304
>can't be bothered to take a saturday to be a man. fucking lord
Being a greasemonkey ain't special. Suppose he instead spends 2 hours in the gym and 4 doing more lucrative soiboy programming work; then he comes out ahead in money and muscle.

Nasdaq is right at the level of the November 15 2021 top. Where do we go from here? TA bros this is your time to speak up

>>58292253
Not bad baggot, although I'm a little bothered that you'd feed a goy our sacred soup

>>58292334
>Nasdaq is right at the level of the November 15 2021 top
?

>>58292315
>do you grow your own food
yes!
>assemble your own computer?
I did
>build your own mattress
You know, funny thing; if you are an entrepreneur anything you do is a business and you just start your own mattress manufacturing company
>refine your own gas
Their are zoning laws to what an individual can physically do when living anywhere that isn't rural? you are a faggot. Fixing a car is a man's duty and if you cannot fix your car you are not a complete man

>>58292269
it helps to watch someone do it. And it takes a bit more hand strength that most people want to use. And you're gonna get dirty. If the option is walking out of a national forest, paying $300 for a tow from the road to the lake, hanging out in the hood as the sun starts to set waiting for your friend or the tow, or just pulling out the $5 patch kit and the air pump you keep in the trunk, I know what i'm doing.

>>58292330
Forgot to mention it was like that because I wired my breaker box and most of the switches are different colors/brands. I am a retarded nigger who is too dumb to breathe.

>>58292343
>>58292334
Nasdaq futures, I should say

>>58292315
>Civilization means specialization, that's just how it goes. Cars aren't unique.
This brothers are living still living in primitive societies. They'd probably tell a CEO of a company or a Surgeon how much money he can "save" by doing his own plumbing and electrical work. When in reality they could spend a few hours at work and pay a specialist to fix their issue, instead of spending dozens of hours at home fixing something they know nothing about themselves.

>>58291856
-1.70%

>>58292347
>He relies on another MAN to make semiconductors for him
Yeah, ok, buddy, you really assembled your own computer kek

>>58292242
>>58292246
I just don't get it. Watching a youtube video on how to fix your car is just monkey see and monkey do. If you aren't feeling confident about the fix get a buddy familiar with cars to help you and order a pizza, compensate them maybe a little, and fix it together. I have done that before when I needed help replacing the ABS pump on my car and needed a boomer friend to help me bleed the brakes, copying and pasting the program for my car's computer to run the new ABS pump, and it was still way cheaper than getting a mechanic to do it plus it was good bro time between me and my buddy and he even taught me a few things I didn't know. Mechanics these days do nothing but fuck you over on fixes anyway. I find it a bit sad zoomers are growing up lacking even the social skills to do this and realizing having a circle of competent male friends regardless of their age is worth it's value in gold. Like fuck the brotherhood of man is a real thing and is totally overlooked and undervalued these days.

>>58292343

>>58292078
>thinking that the market moves aren't just intentionally done on days where the "news" can be used as excuses
Holy fuck what a bunch of NIGGERS in this thread. There are more triggers waiting to be pulled but this has been a while in the making.

>>58292378
Schizo happening fags begone

>>58292326
What the fuck?!?!

>>58292357
Yeah and it's good to know some basic stuff or be able to learn it or be friends with someone who does. But God only gives us so many hours in the day and in our lives.

>>58292363
indeed.
>>58292361
A whole 3 hour youtube video will tel you everything. I am not embarrassed for needing help when I need to learn and understand. I am embarrassed for you and other dipshits who refuse to learn and whine at everyone else when they are to inept to do it themselves. Then say "well you can just pay someone to do it for you"; you can, just do not complain when the men of the world look down on you for not being a complete man. Find woman to emphasize with your feelings.

>>58292242
They just act like they think it's a waste of time to deflect from the reality of them being faggots that can't.

>>58292378
bear market beginning?

>>58292315
Your counterpoint is stupid. I'm not claiming you *have* to make *everything* from scratch, but instead making a practical comment about the price/benefit ratio of taking your car in to get a tire patched (gaskets are more difficult, sure). You have to pick your battles, you can't do everything yourself, but you wouldn't catch me dead driving to a shop to get a tire fixed and paying hundreds of dollars when I could do it cheaper AND faster myself. Same for oil changes and easy-tier fixes/maintenance.

>>58292357
>still living in primitive societies
you died in the Maui fire in Hawaii.

>>58292364
I don't know what's more impressive, the fact you managed to draw a penis without even lifting the pen, or that you still believe the economy is fine.

>>58292364
ah, a cock&balls forming. Cum signal if I've ever seen one

>>58292378

>>58292002
No cuts!

I dont see any until second half of year then only 1-3 by eoy.

>>58292394
For sure, you have to value your time.

>>58292242
Are the zoomers in the room with us now?

>>58292363
Zoomer "males" are not men. They are slightly more masculine women and should be treated as such.

>>58292431
>>58292431
Last Fall PaPa Powell promised 5 cuts this year. or don't you remember?!

>>58292398
You give a shit about how other men assess your skill set. I simply don't.

If I was rich I would make so much fucking money from this, even if the US did go to war the market every single time was a resounding boom with inflation being curbed

>>58292432
If you valued your time you would know child labor is necessary for building generational wealth. Fucking faggot. Respond to the only other faggot in the room and ignore the other men clearly trying to help you

>>58292248
Yeah all stocks suddenly dropping and oil rising the minute Bidens boys dropped the bombed had nothing to do with this day here at all.

It just happend to explode in this exact moment - everyone could see this coming months ago.

>>58292398
3 hours? Shit, you can describe all of it in less than 5 minutes. There are only so many parts. Tire, shit stuck in the tire and/or hole, plug kit, water if you're feeling dry mouth, air pump with valve, work gloves. Plug kits normally have instructions. Read them, 40 seconds wasted. Have your boyfriend read them in an exhausted bored voice. Have your boyfriend's boyfriend do a FortNite dance while you read them.

>>58292451
>child labor is necessary for building generational wealth

>>58292408
You do you, but I've found over the years that tires are the most annoying part to work with, second only to interior parts. I'd rather change a head gasket.

>>58292445
>I don't
if you didn't you wouldn't be identifying as the other soiboi and defending it. but, alas; you do give a shit. Go out and change a brake pad for christs sake.

>>58292431
>>58292442
How the fuck have we gotten to every retail faggot and his brother being so confident that the Fed "isn't going to cut three times this year and might not even cut at all!"?? This rumor started before the last FOMC, then Powell said absolutely nothing to reinforce the notion and even reiterated for like the fourth time that rates are likely at their peak, and then somehow the narrative has become contrarian to that. Makes me think they'll cut even more than expected, bears are literally always wrong about this shit.

>>58292420
Weimar market goes up. doesnt matter if its a trillion for a loaf of bread

>>58292467
>giving a 12 year old minimum wage so he can make 6 years worth of wage to invest and build
>lets teach children about credit cards and have them go into major debt before 16!
keep poisoning that well

I haven't eaten in 24 hours.

>>58291905
Fuckin' sweet i get to buy more cheapies

>>58292472
>HE WILL CUT RATES
>HE PROMISED ME SENPAI
Oh shit! I forgot he made a promise!!!!! well fuck me, I guess that market will just go up now because everyone forgot PaPa Powell forgot to keep his word!

Just looked at todays charts, what the fuck happened lmao? Shit is so stupid.

>>58292442
oh we're getting cuts, but it ain't gonna be bullish

>>58292498
Jews

>>58292479
We're about to liquidate labor, and then conscript the men into a period of pain and deflation. You're going to see what I'm talking about soon enough.

>>58292319
Good for bond holders ie japan and china.

>>58292451
>If you valued your time you would know child labor is necessary for building generational wealth
What the fuck are you on about brother. I'm arguing that time is better spend at getting better at what you do best, so that you can earn more in the future. Go tell a cardiologist that makes $300k a year doing what he does best, how he should do his own plumbing to "save" money.

>>58292442
he didnt actually. market makers were too stupid to listen to him and went ape crazy.
>>58292472
he has never indicated he was going to cut early. it was the market that was pushing it through. at most its 1-3 imo. could be 0-1.

>>58292462
Oh shit, I was remiss, probably gonna need pilers. Needle nose help to get between tread. Keep the tire on the rim until you get it out so you don't have to hold the tire and pull the metal. If you're really crafty and have the proper jacks, swap the tire with a front steering tire spot and turn it so you can turn it to get purchase on the pokey thing. Put the other tire on properly, when the air comes out the car will want to sink, so keep the car on a jack too.
WMT, $12 for the entire set of shit

>>58292498
i wonder if it was a bull trap

The worst part about today is that we're going to see a bunch of finance media blowhards come out and say "ohhhh man the market is looking pretty precarious after that selloff!" even though the selloff was for zero good reason and it might start another 2022 shitfest. Or at least an August-October 2023 slide.

>>58292495
I didn't even say he promised but you love just pulling dumb shit out of thin air. I'm pointing out that the actual chairman has said absolutely nothing hawkish in multiple official statements, interviews and hearings, while his subordinates choose to go on one-off live interviews and jawbone and openly speculate. Which one seems more reliable to you? Which one reeks of attention seeking?

>>58292519
The way the market just makes shit up and then believes itself is infuriating.

>>58292540
cope

>>58292540
bitcoin is still going up, so thats whats odd

>>58292540
>zero good reason
The new "on no news" just dropped

>>58292516
>tell a person who gets paid lots of money for their life saving skills to do their own plumbing
Okay. "Hey! Next day you have off, fix the leak in the kitchen". Unless you are a woman, in which you don't wan't to wait and are willing to pay someone else to do RIGHT NOW. What the fuck are you on about though? just because a person 'makes money' at what you think is a 'difficult job' doesn't mean they aren't multiskilled and work 24/7. You are fucking retarded or a woman. Maybe both. either way; stay cucked and unable to do your own labor. Seethe that others look down on you because of your inability to change or do better.

>>58292131
>>zero news
the news was some fed faggot talking out of his ass about no rate cuts

>>58292483
>Im only thinking about the children!!

>>58292523
instructions unclear, got castrated when the car fell off the jack and landed on my balls.

>>58292546
>so thats whats odd
bitcoin is following the 4 year trend just early with the etf. its not actually been a part of anything the stock market has been doing.

>>58292472
>(((they))) tell Powell everything
>(((they))) give Powell full controll
>Powell can't get tricked and manipulated

>>58292540
Its only infuriating if your profits are stymied by retail-sissies.

>>58292516
It's not a question that you can lean on specialists.
I don't want to spend my life within limp reach of an auto shop. That's LMT, because catching hypersonic missiles is a sport best done away from home.

>>58292546
4/4/24 @ ... what time did it start?

>>58292540
>the actual chairman has said absolutely nothing hawkish
B-BUT THE GOVERNMENT DIDN"T TELL ME THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! THE GOVERNMENT WOULDN"T JUST HIDE THE FACT THE ECONOMY IS FUCKED!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck India

>>58292551
I am pointing out the fallacy of using 'time=value" fallacy. Continue to insert poison into that well.

>>58292556
it follows the indexes quiet well if you pay close attention to when the ETF was launched. Saylor is selling shares as well

>>58292549
>"Hey! Next day you have off, fix the leak in the kitchen".
Or they could spend that time reading a book or going to a conference to become better at what they do best. Or they could even enjoy their day off. Instead of getting pissed and wasting hours of their time fixing something they know very little about.

The pain trade is down. Billions of dollars must be liquidated. This is the weakest economy in US history and TLT is going to 200. EVERYONE is outrageously bullish and fully invested in the stock market. That's why we're going lower. Let's review the facts:
>unemployment rate rising
>delinquencies surging
>credit card debt going parabolic
>consumers tapped out
>housing market frozen
>Biden most unpopular president ever but he'll still win
>Russia - Ukraine war escalating
>Middle East tension exploding
>credit spreads at record low levels

>>58292550
And he didn't even make a definitive statement about it either, which makes the red even more retarded

>>58292564
Well yeah I'm pretty pissed that my portfolio is down about 10k since last month based on a bunch of flimsy speculative bullshit

>>58292565
what do you mean? BTC is still at 68k

>>58292580
>reading a book
>vacationing at a conference
>enjoy their day off
>instead they have to be a man and finish their responsibilities.
yes. you are right. keep being a woman and or child.

>>58292582
I've tried watching this snider fag but it's like he's speaking a different language. I think he does it on purpose

>>58292554
>plug tire? like, ... with my wang? ... shit, these goodyear guys are skibby, but if that's what they say..OW, are those wires? What kinda bondage shit is...
CRASH
>Oh thank goodness, I was worried I couldn't afford the transition!
That's JNJ.
>>58292589
I mean what time did everything else tank/

It's 04 04 24 at ... what time ?

>>58292582
I agree but we've got some ways to go first.

>>58292582
Uh Bezos poster?
Fact check check?

>>58292604
16:30

>>58292472
>>58292495
>Jerome Powell: "3 rate cuts this year if things look good on the data side. Things look better on the data side but not perfect, and there is a trend upward but we don't have enough data to for sure make any changes to our existing plans but we will need more data to arrive first"
>Retarded potheads on /biz/: "AHHHHH WTF WE DONT GET 3 CUTS?!? JPOW PROMISED ME 3 CUTS!!!! FUCK THESE SEMEN SLURPING ASSHOLES"
More data is coming in. Bigger oil prices. Bigger wages. LMAO if you think we're getting cuts this year. Inflation is going to STING again.

>>58292582
>Weakest economy
Lmao fuck you people
>EVERYONE is outrageously bullish
What a fucking lie. Fear and Greed is back to Neutral, among other things.
>Unemployment rate rising
By a fucking fraction of a percent AND the Fed has literally stated over and over that this is their intention
>Delinquencies surging
>Credit card debt
Lmfao OH NO THEY'RE AT HISTORICAL AVERAGES SELL EVERYTHING
>Consumers tapped out
Recent consumer reports refute this
>Housing market frozen
Housing isn't the stock market
>Muh Ukraine
>Muh Israel
Hahahahahaha oh my god

>>58292570
they vote nigger Jpow is the chair but they all have an equal vote

>>58292608
were still in the singing chairs game then? i see oil going a wee bit down

>>58292622
you are one dumb nigger

>>58292601
All I'm saying is, not every fix is worth your time.

this will be the last smg ever
>>58292628>>58292628>>58292628

>>58292619
I don't even give a shit if we get three cuts, obviously things are pretty much fine as it stands. What I find ridiculous is that the market is trying to front run some sort of catastrophe that will never happen.

>>58292634
>AI frogslop image
Stop it.

>>58292540
> the actual chairman has said absolutely nothing hawkish in multiple official statements, interviews and hearings
I'm no bear, but i have no idea how can you be that delusions and deaf to what jerome says. They constatly push him to consider or maybe even just entertain thought of 2.5% or 3% target and he consistently says that there is no way and that the policy has to "stay tight until more data".
But you know what, fine. You are right. Jereme is dovish as fuck. In fact jerome is sooo dovish that in only 2 months he managed to change market consensus from 4.2 cuts to 2.3 cuts.

>>58292622
based permabull
the music will never stop!

>>58292540
>21 pbtid
>jeez the market might go down on no news and I might lose money for no reason!
You are so easy to spot kek.

>>58292608
No?
are we looking at the same chart?
other than 1999, its only been more overvalued during the economic crashes
wtf do you think youre looking at?

holy....nvda is gonna do a death cross soon

>>58292608
>I agree but we've got some ways to go first.
This is the most overvalued market since 1929. Stocks have been bid up on the assumption that "AI" will create a productivity utopia. That assumption is wrong
>>58292622
>the heckin' CNN greed meter says everything is okay!!!
I don't care
>By a fucking fraction of a percent
Unemployment bottomed at 3.4 percent and has been rising since. This is a large rise considering the trend has been down since 2009. Unemployment in California is also surging, traditionally a leading indicator of recession.
>Lmfao OH NO THEY'RE AT HISTORICAL AVERAGES
You can make any narrative you want by extending the historical range. Both delinquencies and total debt are at worrying levels.
>Recent consumer reports refute this
Real (inflation adjusted) retail sales are below trend
>Housing isn't the stock market
Housing is a major part of the US economy.
>Hahahahahaha oh my god
Peak complacency

someone here has the WEF mural that was posted on pol? the one where XOM is the captain... man, were entering bear market. Buy oil and gold

>>58292682
I'm betting on at least a very short-term (~3 months) continuance of rising prices and musical chairs. Prices are not *absurdly* high when accounting for inflation and actual earnings growth. Past that, after Q2 and once rate cut predictions can be more accurately assessed, I'm most likely going to sell off a large chunk of my holdings. I already hedge a bit with Bitcoin as I'm betting that it will continue to diverge from following the stock market and will fall more in line with gold's price action in the long-term.

Yes this is risky, and it's probably a smarter play to just get out now and feel safe. But I think we'll only experience a mild pullback over the next few weeks, and then pop back up again into earnings season. Into Q3 and then elections is anyone's guess though.

>>58292745
> Stocks have been bid up on the assumption that "AI" will create a productivity utopia. That assumption is wrong
It's not wrong, it's just a bit early. AI is humanity's greatest invention and will absolutely increase productivity (and probably unemployment) to levels we've never seen before. But yeah, this isn't going to happen in the next 12 months and I'm guessing there'll be a somewhat large correction beforehand. People have no idea how good AI really is at the frontier level - it will just take a good while for it to be integrated properly everywhere and to become more cost effective.

>>58292936
i dont think there will be a continuation bro.

intel

>>58292936
>People have no idea how good AI really is at the frontier level
"AI" is not a new invention. Half-Life npcs from 1998 had decent AI programmed into them. The current mania is about LLMs. Chatbots like chatGPT can give the illusion of human mimicry therefore most people think chatGPT is AGI. It's not and won't be

>>58292952
Even if there's not, I feel relatively safe. I'm mostly in midcaps like $HOOD which I'll feel very comfortable holding over multiple years if necessary. Will definitely be beating earnings in Q2 but the biggest risk there is retail stops gambling on crypto and options. My most risky play right now is some LEAPs I added on top of that, but if it gets too choppy next week I'll just sell out of those.

>>58292977
Transformers are 2017 technology, they're not frontier by any means. Although the idea they're purely stochastic parrots once scaled up is also false (Claude 3 Opus benchmarks over 100 IQ - there is a tangible increase in productivity from certain cohorts of people using this model alone).

The real alpha is in the research that's currently being done with regards to autonomous agents (think Q* leaks but scaled up and actually viable as a replacement to the average tech worker). OpenAI's devday this year will freak everyone out. I see people equating AI hype to web3 hype and as someone who has worked in both of those fields, it's not even close. Even my Tesla with FSD 12.3.3 can drive itself basically anywhere now with an average of 0 interventions on my end, but people still think it literally doesn't work.

>>58293077
>benchmarks over 100 IQ
I can also use tests to show that chatbots have an IQ of zero. For example ask chatGPT to give you the positions of the 5 letter "g"s in the name Jeff. Anyone with an IQ of 100 can recognize the problem with that question. Chatbots cannot.

>>58293077
im worried for my MSTR position. dunno although btc is giving a fight, if it keeps like this it´ll cross the 200 MA

>sp drops 50 points
>no one cares
wtf
I-i'm worried bros

>>58293127
Can an airplane flap its wings?

>>58293154
It can if it crashes with no survivors
fr tho i wanted to sell my etf but now i've lost a bunch of money
why line go down

>>58293154
>Can an airplane flap its wings?
If that's your argument then why are you measuring chatbots by IQ? Very misleading and typical of AI grifters.
>Although the idea they're purely stochastic parrots once scaled up is also false
They are parrots and you cannot prove it otherwise. You know this, I know this. You know that I know this.

>>58292510
>and then conscript the men into a period of pain and deflation
I want this on my public record, I will kill and torture the family members of any draft officers I happen to know

>>58293181
> why are you measuring chatbots by IQ
It's the easiest argument to make for people that don't put effort into understanding how they work in practice. In practice you need lots of models specialized across different niches, rather that one big model that specializes in everything like a human. The point being though: even though these models aren't perfectly human-like, they can, collectively, achieve levels of productivity better than a human when vertically integrated. Superhuman intelligence is a whole different topic, as it requires a perfected reasoning and search mechanism at inference (this is being worked on, but afaik hasn't had a major breakthrough yet), but simple AGI (which is good enough to be a cause for a large economic impact) has basically already been achieved internally by companies like OAI. I mean - just think of how many jobs there are currently out there and how easy some of them would be to automate. *Most* of them could be automated by any alien technology that even closely resembles a 100 IQ human, let alone something smarter.

> They are parrots and you cannot prove it otherwise
True, I can't prove it to you since I have no empirical evidence to prove my own experiences I've had working with them. You'll be able to see more of it productized by the end of the year. Again - this is what is being worked on in research labs right now; it is not what you will see when logging into your ChatGPT account today. Although you can definitely start to see some glimpses of it with tools like e.g. Devin by Cognition Labs.

I don't really know how to bet on all of this either. Economics doesn't teach what happens when the workforce starts to be replaced by artificial intelligence. But I just know that there is good merit behind the current hype right now, even if it's definitely a bit ahead of itself and needs to cool down or retrace a fair bit.

>>58292582
>The pain trade is down. Billions of dollars must be liquidated. This is the weakest economy in US history and TLT is going to 200. EVERYONE is outrageously bullish and fully invested in the stock market. That's why we're going lower.

>>58293077
only a few more posts until the chainlink shilling begins

what the fuck is the problem, just hold until its back? the paperhandniggers are speaking far too much, there will be no recession at least until after elections, for the rest just enjoy the ride and slurp to your heart's content

>>58292049
Dude this takes like 5 minutes. If you pay someone else to patch your tire you're probably retarded or black (because you didn't have a dad to show you how.)

>>58293283
>Economics doesn't teach what happens when the workforce starts to be replaced by artificial intelligence.
Yes it does, it's deflationary.

>>58292654
What site is this?

>>58293127
>If I feed things sideways through the encoder it doesn't work QED

>>58294213
Historical tab
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html