/biz/ - Business & Finance

What kind of dogshit overvalued companies are the white chuds of /smigger/ buying these days

short VOO

i baked

>>58289486
Does anyone disagree with me that TSLA should be traded at a PE of 15-20 instead of 35-40 where it currently is?
No other automakers is above 20 PE.

>>58289521
Shorting DEI

hey anon, there is a potential stock market kill screen coming up in case you wanna come watch

>>58289526
Nice bread

>>58289534
Why are you shorting Douglas Emmett Inc

it is time to risk it for the biscuit. All in SQQQ

>Private loan− a loan for what you need.

>Sometimes a loan can be the solution, both when life offers unexpected events, or when you want to treat yourself to something extra.

>Talk to us about our Private Loans.

OK thank you kind baker. Good morning /smg/, shalom to you maggot. I'm about to drop $600 into my brokerage to buy a new stock. I've been think of buying ET as it seems like a good value you at this time. I'm a little worried of what fucking retard Biden screwing up their Dakota pipeline but I think his pants pooping days are over come November. Give me your thoughts.

>>58289575
buy GEV and move on with your life.

>>58289575
Ahh yes the white chud whining about The Biden Crime Family arrives. This time its about the uhhhhh....Dakota Pipeline(?)

WHAT THE
WHAT WHAT THE FUUUUCK WAS THAT

>>58289575
Don't do it LPs are tax mustard gas!!!!

>>58289575
don't listen to the haters invest in TND

>>58289578
I'm convinced the split happened to fuck up my
F AG GO T J EW NI G GE RS J EW URA NUS memefolio

Any specific reason for TSLA pumping like mad today?

>>58289578
>decarbonization
>wind energy
These won't be a thing if Trump wins the election. That's a hard buy before an election.
>>58289588
Yes, I think its occasionally acceptable to complain about the worst president in US history.

>>58289593
AAAAAHHHHHHH OHGOD

>>58289607
Algorithms and market makers detected maximum money made by pumping stocks to destroy shorts. This is the answer every single time

>>58289607
No idea. I think it should be trading at 20 PE or less. >>58289527

my sold puts are up so much
lol free money

All the pumping is specifically in response to retail faggot bears tripling down because "it's too high!!!!". That's what happens when people go short based on contrarian bullshit instead of any actual negative information. Keep ignoring what the Fed, Treasury and US government are saying and doing, you fucking retards. Lol.

>>58289575
>Dakota pipelin
wait isnt that dead-dead? as in they just moved on?

>>58289527
Tesla is much more than an automaker alone.

>>58289620
Reversing retail, pretty based, but can't see it lasting since Elon Musk keeps putting himself on the wrong side of the jews and such

>>58289620
Can we see all the stop losses and limits set on a stock? Or is that reserved for only the uber-kikes to see so they can dump prices to driveby them if they get too concentrated at one price zone?

>>58289520
Would you pass a functional "low quality" to get the pie in the sky?
With the functional low quality you're immediately in a realm of more fuel than you can burn in 10000 lifetimes. If/When that gets combined with a Fission, you're at nearly limitless.
THEN you can test the "best" that doesn't work right now, and it's a limitation of the materials to test, and volume to do it within.
MMM
>>58289607
Everyone is doing the math on the competition. Even in a down turn in sales, TSLA is more profitable than everyone in the EV space. Toyota is close, but they're reliant on ICE to bump the back end.

>>58289614
Umm... sweaty?

>>58289626
What'd you sell against?

>>58289633
It will probably pump one or two more days, as retail attempts to inversing this pump because "It went up, must go down next day."
I have no positions

>>58289607
You know exactly why
>>58289630
It's still running as of this moment

>>58289631
its an international public leech, specialized on subsidies robbing and regulation lobbying. Thats what makes Helen Husks little charade as "government critical free speech absolutist" so cringe

i've probably seen bobo with tears in his eyes more than any other guy i know

>>58289605
well done anon. well done. ytd?
>have a rare pepe
>>58289612
>spy up ytd
im thinking biden wins...

YTD anon here.
Starting to compound better and better than the popular indices again. Another one of my theses should play out next earnings season. Looking forward to early may. I'll keep you updated as usual.

>>58289668
Didn't none of the TSLA cars get approved for tax benies and they still sold more?

What natgas tickers to look at for buying leaps

Buy PALL.

>>58289668
Fuck off dimwit and take your hot take from 2014 with you

>>58289672
Yes when you literally destroy the dollar via inflation, the stock market has a tendency to go up.

HONK HONK
HONK HONK
SORRY BOBO
OUTTA MY WAY PLEASE

>>58289643
fission is way pass "functional "low quality"" and would be enough for the next 500 years if cucknigger government and fearmongered cattle population were capable of committing to it.

>>58289688
>the stock market has a tendency to go up
Checked, based and mumu-pilled.

>>58289688
no shit. we will continue to do so until otherwise told. people like to forget even trump cut checks to people and abused deficit spending to the tune of 7 trillion.

>cag
Nice cock bro, back in the green

>>58289679
do you just buy and sell stocks? or also options?

>>58289631
What else do they do ther revenue stream of note is selling carbon credits to other automakers?

>>58289527
Tesla is also a Spacex and musk extended universe derivative

>>58289527
Should it? No
Will it? Probably
Welcome to the clown world

>>58289672
11.3% on the memes. But profits were taken and cycled into farts

>>58289735
>Tesla is also SpaceX
But that's not true? SpaceX is a private company and the two don't have any corporate ties. One isn't a subsidiary of the other. About the only thing they have in common is their CEO.

Well I guess I'm going to throw the $600 at ET. I should have just done it anyway, every once in a while I forget that asking /smg/ for advice is completely useless but in a weird way it helped me make my decision.

>>58289754
Shhhh.
Just buy.

STOP SELLING

>>58289707
Anon, the products used in fission are deadly to walk near for 25,000 years, just the ones that are close proximity, not even the fuel.
Nobody builds fencing and signage with a guarantee that long.
It's an inherently flawed fuel without the ability to counter its instability. If/When fusion, the risks can be reduced by reuse.
Unless you're speaking of cesium or tritium.
The costs to build the systems to create a fission plant have reduced significantly, so if you're into the idea, get in with someone interested and put some money to prove it. But don't expect the rest of us to be pleased with the idea that our genetic lineage is at the whim of your corporation's ability to remember why they paid a guy to keep signage at facility 458.
MMM, POWW, and TSLA?

Sigh... I have to start looking for a second job. My bullshit side income I use to make sure bills are paid as a baseline foundation for trading earns has become increasingly sporadic about scheduling. This is a university and as such activity level on campus is reduced during spring/summer months from May through August. This year I got word the shift slash will be 30%. Thirty fucking percent you mother fuckers I half expect a large chunk of the guys to either quit entirely or pick up a second part-time somewhere else because of this.

Line go up. Doom bull. Stop reverse knife catching.

>>58289575
Just buy some safety shot and enjoy your multibagger.

>>58289640
Many trading programs give you depth of book.

>cornpop was a bad dude
>he shorted the golden bull run and got btfo

>>58289668
He’s banking on Trump getting elected

The industry valley civilization had plumbing as far back as 3000bc. Why don't they currently have that technology?

>>58289640
level 2 data hasn't been useful for 20 years

>>58289787
>cbd stock
Jesus chris baggot your stock picks gets worse by the day.

>>58289775
breeders reactors are not feasible only because uranium is too cheap. drilling deep dump hole and pouring cement is incredible technology.
right now just etfs, some semis, ai and cocoa. i dont trade on daydreaming.

bought more UUUU and more BEX

>>58289824
I meant Indus valley. I'm in bed.

>>58289731
I only buy small companies. I currently own 2.

>>58289588
Ahh yes the edojeet Pooh nigger sucking democrat cock daily. Welcome saar

>>58289833
>trade
it's not day dreaming to take ownership of something. if you want to trade, coo.
but remember, if nobody is dreaming, you're trading rocks.

>>58289830
It's not a CBD stock retard, do more DD than just reading the fucking blurb on Kikehood.

>>58289775
I'm more worried about the competency crisis than idiots playing with spent fuel 10000 years from now.

>>58289855
We love CRBPajeet here he's doing the best he can. Currently it's him sleeping with 70 year old white women. He thinks that's an accomplishment I guess.

>>58289878
hire more jeets, they have cousins who have degrees in nuclear chemistry. 2000 of them graduated from jeetpoo general tech just last semester, how fortunate for you!

>he still thinks spent nuclear fuel and radioactivity from reactors is a problem
fucking boomers lmao

>>58289575
Why not just go long SPY calls?

>>58289893
I approve storing it your house.
If you agree, and won't sleep anywhere else, we will pay you $2,000,000 per year.

If your favorite stock was personified as an anime girl, what would she look like?

Is CSCO going out of business?

Give me a quick rundown on the Competency Crisis™.

>how many jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
nevermind i'll sit in the dark

>>58289873
>CBD based skin care and therapeutic products
>sales and merchandise sold to theme parks
What kind of stinky bags did you buy baggot? This is on par with NAK.

>>58289912
supermicro does server stacks, and has Chink spy tech in it. so ...?

>>58289575
>but I think his pants pooping days are over come November
seethe CHUD

>>58289916
You know what? Fuck you! Don't buy it, I want to rub it in harder when it goes to the fucking moon.

>>58289913
Turns out, by IQ, most of the world is shit. if the US is average all of South America and Africa and most of south Asia is a full standard deviation lower, average.
Harris killing ITT, and we're stuck with brown niggers who can pick veggies.

>>58289926
I went to checkout the headquarters last year, since it's down the street. shits a scam.

>>58289783
>I have to start looking for a second job
lemme know if you find any decent side jobs. I work 2 weeks on 1 week off and id like to make some extra cash.

>>58289860
the only point of dreaming when population is retarded cattle is getting dismemebered. just look what's going on with musk and self-driving cars. and happy making my $ and enjoying myself.

>>58289640
>Can we see all the stop losses and limits set on a stock? Or is that reserved for only the uber-kikes to see so they can dump prices to driveby them if they get too concentrated at one price zone?
Here's a livestreamed Bookmap of TSLA that visualizes level 2, liquidity zones, etc. quite thoroughly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T__1xQwifuk

the glorious dump begins now

>>58289913
They thought they could just replace the average white male worker with someone else and things would keep running.
They were mistaken and now things will be getting worse for the foreseeable future.

remind me to never buy a low volume stock, you retards shill, again. these bags are getting heavy.

>>58289908

Are we buying EV spacs again, bros? I got anally-devastated by them back in 2021, but I still think EVs are the future.

>>58289949
>self-driving cars
you don't understand. Musk's original idea of Microwave based vision would be full self-driving.
The problem is that it kills people to run microwaves over them endlessly. Plus, in the rain, it can struggle mighty.
Bob Iger and his buddies are dicks. They have ruined good things so they can golf together, and Elon is shitting on their fake versions of a future they won't help build, while he builds the real one they pretend we'll see.
Disney has no visions, just sex and death.

>>58289912
CSGO has been replaced by CS2

>>58289926
If this stock is still even listed next year I'll personally buy you another shitty corvette.

Dude regional Fed officials that aren't the chair shouldn't be able to go on live TV and say shit that influences the markets in between official data drops. They're inevitably way more animated and emotional about it than someone like Powell. Absolutely zero coincidence that everything started to curl over when Goolsbee started opening his dumb fucking mouth.

>>58289913
You can't replace skilled labor with ten jeets, for one. You can't hold on to skilled labor while playing games with their hours, their salary, and their benefits. Skilled labor will tell you to fuck off. Skilled labor will leave. You can try to retain what skilled labor you have and fill out the gaps with low paid jeets but it won't work. Your quality will drop. You will lose customers. Your company may fail. Secondly, you have to be willing to hire partially skilled labor and train them with the idea of long term retention. Companies really don't want to do this anymore. They want unskilled or overqualified, no trainings.

made 1.5 dollars on holding 10x leveraged NVDA for 2 hours
insane gains today

>>58289968
you know jackshit, anon. self-driving was already working well 3 years ago, but people love to have scapegoats and point fingers at clips with tesla accidents.

>>58289932
>>58289956
>>58289977
Talented and gifted people are useless to the new world order class system. Workers are no longer expected to think about anything beyond the carrot and the stick.
Indians are perfectly fine with living with 25 other people in a single basement while working for below average wages. They are the ideal drone worker.

>>58289486
AMD soon going to 300. Prove me wrong.

>>58289984
>working well 3 years ago
>accidents
pick one faggot

>>58289967
EVs are a meme and I think most people realize that now.

I'm switching over to beer for the rest of the day. Cheers anons.

>>58289977
inflation. the US can't sell out of the US and pay for skill.
Autismo vietnam is happy getting $10/day doing mid quality, and asians are happy getting mid-quality to us, because it moves them out of hand planted rice patties.

>AMD down almost 2.5% for literally no reason at all
Bears will tell you this is fine

Made me a bird flu bet lads

>>58290005
the bar is human accident rate, retard

>>58289977
Hard to tell if you're a plumber or some buzzword tech job a third grader could do like dba.

>>58290011
I need a fucking drink.

>>58289967
>I still think EVs are the future.
Well you should stop thinking that, because it's retarded. EVs will always lose to hybrids. Forever until the end of time.

>>58289960
which stock

>>58289997
>ideal drone worker.
excepting their literal shit fetish, and tendency to herd violence when spooked.
Most jeets aren't gurus. You've been spoiled by an immigration policy that screened for the best.
>>58290023
when is the last time you built a system you depend on?

>>58290002
so, how many mi300x have been shipped?

BIDEN OFF THE PHONE WITH BIBI

>>58289754
Poor reading comprehension. May I rephase its value is a function of the underlying performance of the Musk brand. I would short Elon Musk due to his behavior but Tesla is big enough to be around in 30 years and you will miss out over that timeframe, I own none though.

>>58289997
Imagine the smell

>>58289973
You watching these Tigers lose to the fucking Mutts?

>>58289973
Can baggie please post more pics of himself?

>>58289950
Same guy is also streaming bookmap for NVDA, AAPL, TSLA, oil futures, gold futures, Nadsaq futures, Russell 2k futes, and e-mini S&P futures. Some people find the visual very useful

>>58290037
laac. i mean i made 20% but i could've had more if i sold yesterday. oh well

>>58290039
another 6 gorrilion dollars for israel

>>58290032
Javon's paradox will still kill you on Peak Oil.
>>58290045
We probably should have had a clue when their peak musical performance was an extended orgasm on a big ass steel guitar.

someone shill me a good earnings volatility play next week. im financially bored with this crab market.

>>58290048
They were bound to drop one. Tigers won their first 4 games. They are winning the division this year.

TLT bros we are winning

>>58290050
>Those absolutely disgusting walls on NVDA at 900 and 890
Fuck this gay shit

>>58290065
IV on NFLX will remain elevated until earnings on the 18th. Maybe sell a straddle if you don't think Netflix will move much

no economist has ever made money on the stock market

>>58290099
No wonder it keeps bouncing off of 893-894
how boring

>>58290112
Is there a rich economist ?

Easter candy half-price at Aldi.
Long LLY for muh beetis meds

>>58290115
It's just such horseshit. Everything kangarooing around VWAP for a month. Retail is always the ultimate retard but Big Money does some completely inane shit sometimes. Congrats faggots, you rigged it in your favor and scalped premium for a few weeks. They're the same kind of people who cheat at video games - wow must be so fun.

Fed qeing coming this afternoon. Can’t let the gallows get erected.

>>58289981
kek

>>58290103
ill check it out. i was looking at some KR leaps but i want a red day.

>>58290035
>when is the last time you built a system you depend on
Everyday, but I understand I am a wagie and don't have an inflated ego. I'm going to go with you are in tech. Remember 50% of MIT students are in CS. Simple supply and demand says you're woeking conditions will get WORSE every year ;)

>>58290062
Petrochemicals are created in the earth as part of an abiotic chemical cycle. That means they are renewable on long time scales. Peak Oil is a midwit trap.
Javons Paradox is already at play with regard to petrochemicals. The extraction and distribution is already at or near max efficiency.

D/D about next 100x bagger. P/E is insane gtfih:

>>58288545
>>58288545
>>58288545

>>58290112
that is true

>>58290067
The AL Central is the shit division. But I do like your pitching. Also watch the Mets lose this lead.

>>58290149
I'm heading to Meijer this afternoon and they better have discounts on Cadbury mini eggs or I'm going to make a scene.

>>58290165
Can you fucking believe they put some loudmouth Fed asshole on TV to stir shit up right before initiating QE? Could they be more obvious about it?

>>58290180
Gme already happened, anon. You missed it. That was 3.5 years ago now. Move on.

>>58290180
Perhaps a -100x bagger

WHAT THE FUCK FIX THIS

>>58290183
Skubal is going to win the Cy Young. Tigers will make the playoffs and they will sweep baggot's Yankees easily

>>58290211
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I wonder why I'm such a permabear. Is the market really as overpriced as I think it is or am I letting my natural pessimism cloud my judgement? Every time I lean towards the latter I see some retard gushing about AI while clearly knowing nothing about it and I turn bearish again.

>>58290180
By 100x bagger you mean 100x leveraged CFD short right?

Considering that Fed officials should know better than anyone that the things they say during live interviews are being immediately interpreted by high frequency trading algos (and definitely AI at this point), someone like Goolsbee who comes out and blabbers until the market shits itself is either intentionally doing that or is so incredibly fucking stupid that they don't see the correlation. I'm highly inclined to assume it's the former.

>>58290223
>am I letting my natural pessimism cloud my judgement?
It's this. It's fine to be careful but bears are betting against their own success. It's a fundamentally flawed approach.

This place is so full of glowies, it makes me sick!

>>58290223
when it's up it feels expensive, when it's down it feels like it'll keep going down. it never feels good to buy. so buy on a set schedule (every paycheck) and take the emotion out of it.

>>58290180
Literally a cult at this point

>>58290223
economies are positive sum. perma bear is the equivalent of those religious sects that preach apocalypse soon

What retard talked this time? Every time they open their mouth computers go ballistic.

>>58290247
This is the official glowie chatroom anon. You didn't know that? Check your introductory packet again, page 16 section 4

Broadening formations are your friend.

i must become one of the richest people in the world FAST

893 shattered lol

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

>>58290255
Goolsbee. What a fucking blowhard. The market literally started shitting itself as soon as he opened his mouth and he just spent an hour saying endless mushmouth bullshit about the economy.

>>58290261
you glowies give up, or ya thirsty for more?

>>58290274
Total shit volume with QE incoming. Short at your own peril.

just reached $50 per month divvy :)

>>58290241
Should I just ignore the fact that the Shiller PE ratio is extremely high right now? Just close my eyes and walk off a cliff with everybody else?
>>58290249
>>58290254
I'm perfectly happy to buy stocks that aren't (in my view) overpriced. I guess I'm not really a permabear, but I'm definitely pessimistic about stocks right now. Unjustified euphoria turned me into a bear.

ₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58290287
Nah just waiting to see if it'll bounce back, perhaps off the 890 wall

>>58290190
>>58290194
>>58290231
>>58290253
Ok Pajeets, that's enough trolling.

I have my whole IRA in this, and convinced my fiancee to withdraw 50% of hers into this other squeeze play. Literally everything but money to pay the bare necessities, that's how confident I am.

>>58265931
>>58265931
>>58265931

It looks unorthodox, but I've been reading here and on Reddit and these two plays are primed to blow (BBBY isn't on a crooked big ticker, surprise surprise, criminal action). I've been trying to get everyone I know to invest in these. Show the hedge funds how a spanking from retail feels!

>>58290223
permabears can't wrap their heads around the fact that markets are irrational in the short and medium term. just buy long term and it evens out

Do you feel in charge, mumu?

>>58290002
Prove yourself right

>>58290306
ay you made me kek for what that's worth

>>58290301
HOW TO LITTLE TEXT
[small]*cries*[/small]
TEWLL MEMMEMEMEMEMEMEM

>The last two months of inflation data are not a sign that the Federal Reserve’s efforts to get inflation back to 2% have failed, Chicago Fed President Austan Goolsbee said Thursday.

>While not “purely noise” given that they’ve lasted for two months, “my overall assessment is that these two months should not knock us off the path back to target,” Goolsbee said, in remarks prepared to be presented at a business luncheon in Chicago.

>Looking forward, large increases in labor force participation and immigration should start to bring down core services inflation, he said.

>Goolsbee said the biggest danger to his outlook was continued inflation in housing services, which continues to run much higher than before the pandemic.

>“I have been expecting it to come down more quickly than it has. If it does not come down, we will have a very difficult time getting overall inflation back to 2%,” he said.

>Overall, Goolsbee continued to lean dovish, as he dismissed fears from some that the economy was overheating. He said the current level of rates, in a range of 5.25%-5.5%, adjusted for inflation, are high by historic standards.

Finance media is such a bunch of kikes. He talked around his ass for an hour to basically say "nothing has changed and we're doing exactly the same thing we've been doing for months". But every bearish asswipe wants to spin it negatively.

>>58290179
Wrong. Even if it's produced in the center of the earth, production is limited by available minerals. The earth isn't endless.
It's only not zero sum when you get intergalactic.
Even if the earth produces, at some point you max your ability to pull because it's not making it on demand.
That's enough of a peak oil considering expectations, to fuck shit hard.
Halt your growth of population or your use of fuel per person.
Aldi had Mosur Roths and jelly beans. Even had some funky kids cereal with WAY too many vits and mins for .05 per ounce, because it was easter theme. I bought them out.

BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>58290298
>euphoria
lots of money not participating

You bought calls right anon?

>Want to buy cigars
>Pack is 5 euros
>Have 1 British pound i will never use
>Give her that coin and pretend its a euro

Did i make the right call?

OH MY FUCKING GOD now we have Kashkari flapping his fucking gums. This is 100% a setup before releasing QE. Ridiculous.

>>58290347
If she took it then yes.

Why is the market dumping now?

>>58290306
>my whole IRA
>convinced my fiancee to withdraw 50% of hers into this
Just shorted 100k more

>>58290360
shake out the bulls. aka a classic bull trap.

>>58290360
buy calls and enjoy fireworks tomorrow

An actual shakeout.

>>58290360
Kashkari is talking. Goolsbee just finished. Both fucking assholes are saying literally nothing new but they're being purposefully vague. Finance media is trying as hard as possible to spin it in the most hawkish possible light. Genuinely manipulated bullshit.

So I basically just lost everything

>>58290306
>
Please be sincere.

>gap up open
>fill the gap
>gap down open
>fill the gap

>>58290379
You still have your mice, anon. That's something.

i am 100% invested in a global index fund

>>58290379
Be more specific. On what? and how much?

>>58290402
me 200% (more confident than you because you're a pussy)

>>58290377
Who are they?

>>58290395
they're just waiting for him to rope so they can eat the remains

What the fuck did you guys do?

>>58290379
Explain.

>>58290377
i bought a bunch of weekly calls. ill post results next week.

There will be no easing, are you fucking with me?
You're not getting cheaper cash.

uhoh mumu

Kashkari is such a fucking cunt. These faggots know exactly how the markets are going to interpret what they say. And every dumb asshole interviewing them knows exactly how their leading questions will be interpreted by the markets. FUCK this shit.

I guess we are crabbing all of April. Waiting for Jerome to be more decisive next month or for NVDA to continue to prop up the market.

>>58290395
THey've leaving me too
>>58290401
>>58290422
I'm just being melodramatic

>>58290384
>>58290362
Look at the rest of the market and look at those! Not affected like others! These will be worth $100/share MINIMUM within a year. I already got a vacation spot picked out. Tick tock, all I gotta do is play the waiting game.

>>58290437
>>58290433
buying more calls. i can stay irrational longer than the market can stay solvent

>>58290344
No. You are a gay nigger from outer space.
Do you know how much money my shorts just printed?

>25% down in a week

lmao

>>58289527
>No other automakers is above 20 PE.
No other automaker is competent in the EV space and has a profit reliably there. TSLA has wide margins and can keep these reduced prices for ever.
They are ONLY selling EV, which means they are the winner by margins in the auto AND the EV space.

>>58290444
same. bank is giving me a 500% leverage and i will use it for however long it takes dcaing

>Fed mester says "I dont see any reason why when we cut federal funds rate when we cant continue with our balance sheet plan"
What a bitch

>>58290456
Shouldn't be surprising based on how it pumped for nothing like it was 2021 all over again.

>>58290379
I just made everything back

>>58290456
Drumpf finished

>>58290461
Who is this moron that thinks growing employment and increased shipping in both directions is the time to cut borrowing rates?

>>58290437
stfu dei, Kashkari tells it how it is, not my fault you're a dumb ass dei and don't see what's going on.

>stopped watching the S&P because it was locked in a .2% range.
>look back and the golden bear started

this is where portfolios come to die

>>58290422
Greeks are shifty. My neighbor is Greek. Ask him to do some small thing. He enthusiastically says okay yes sure. Doesn't do it. Does the opposite. Ask him why. He asks what's the problem? It's some domestic neighborhood bullshit and he wants to play games.

Imagine if you bought a bunch of these an hour ago

Up 20k over the past month
The music is gonna stop soon, right?

>>58290508
no stopping, line must go up

What the FUCK just happened?!?!?

HAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE GOING FROM +3% TO NEGATIVE ON THE DAY

>>58290461
Can you believe these fucking douchebags? "ohhhhh akshully we maybe possibly could think about maybe not cutting rates as much or at all but also we could cut rates too!" What utter fucking nonsense.

I FINALLY MADE A POSITIVE YTD AND THEN THE MARKET SHIT ITSELF.

>>58290508
spy crabbing for slightly over a month, next big up soon

>>58290522
Oh. That explains it.

>>58289547
you posted this yesterday too, what do you know?

>>58290518

>>58290347
>1.16 GBPEUR.
>I overpaid intentionally for a pack of cigars.

>>58290503
Anon, please, I can only kms once

FAT buy orders on NVDA at 885. Please bears, short more. Lmao.

Single again boys!

>>58290503
my puts are up 600% from when I rolled them. #MakingMusic #MakingSongs #FightinRoundTheWorld

Thank you NFP week very cool

>>58290503
They're about to completely crush those, watch it reverse right on time

you bought calls RIGHT ANON?

>>58290522
I'm 100 dollars away from going positive again (been negative for a month kek)
expect the start of the great depression v2 soon

Ahahahhaa NVDA dumped again.
Fucking piece of shit stock lmao

>>58289913
https://www.palladiummag.com/2023/06/01/complex-systems-wont-survive-the-competence-crisis/

yay

full ported calls when it went under 518. wish me luck niggers

>>58290564
Blowest blow off top to ever blow off

>>58289953
bow to me

>>58290557
That’s why you gotta take profits

>>58290583

SOXL bros..

let's check market consensus
2.3 cuts, very cool

>>58290580
>bow to me
Post your trade and I'll give you a weak compliment

>>58290456
I bought three shares of this for fun.

>>58290544
congrats!

>>58289486
STOP SELLING NIGGERS

I thought that was the bottom!

>>58290606
Selling niggers is illegal in this country, anon.

JESUS CHRIST SHUT THEM THE FUCK UP. They aren't even saying anything new! It's just vague speculation! FUCK

>>58290577
>>58290564
NVDA is being shorted to death, unironically. This is not organic selling. This is the faggot Michael Burry wannabes picking a new short darling.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SELL EVERYTHING SELL SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

OOOOOOH NVDA BAGGIES

cool candles

>>58290592
Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.

>>58290503
Holeee shit

>>58290599
Thank you! I can whore without it hurting my conscious this summer!

What a fucking PIECE OF SHIT DAY oh my fucking god. Bears can't even point to a legitimate reason except Fed speakers running their fucking mouths.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

You wouldn't have to deal with these selloffs if you held Gamestop and BBBY!

hopefully that stupid fuck gets in a car accident on his way home

TEN BAGGER
>TEN BAGGER
TEN BAGGER
>TEN BAGGER
TEN BAGGER
>TEN BAGGER

>>58290641
Bit too late for BBBY to have a selloff

I can't believe it, it's going to take out Tuesday's low.
The market was supposed to low volume crab until jobs tomorrow.

Why is OIL rallying? Are the DUNE COONS and COIN CLIPPERS up to something?

>>58290634
American embassy in Jerusalem hit by Iranian missile.

>>58290559
IT'S OVER YOU BIDEN FED NIGGER

>>58290651
You can still buy and sell shares, not that I'd expect a chud like you to know

Would someone tell me what they think is going on?

what the fuck is going on? looked away and it all went to shit

>>58290625
Fuck why did I sell these at $40

EMERGENCY RATE CUTS WHEN?

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
UR TROON HOLE SMELLS
LIKE DOO DOO BROWN

>>58290666
THE BIG ONE AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
RUN RUN RUN

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

>>58290665
you can swap them with your Fisker friends on OTC i guess

Literally everything takes a dive at the exact same time - right when Fed speakers start talking. I cannot fucking believe how gay this move is. Low of the week on NOTHING.

>>58290671
>>58290666
Kashkari and Goolsbee from the Fed doing live interviews. Both of them are being vague as fuck but saying things like "ohhhh I dunno how many rate cuts we'll see oopsie teehee could be some could be none haha!"

>>58290687
YOU GOT HOOKED

funny how Oil, Gold and Silver turned from red to green and S&P turned from green to red

It's only just begun.

Why giga dump?

>>58290677
seems like PPT buying programs have been activated

SPY will close at 0% on the day checkem.

inb4 we close green

I SOLD EVERYTHING HOW MUCH LOWER BEFORE I BUY BACK IN?

Reshort at 519 after a backtest (front test?) of this previous support

GENERATIONAL LOW
BUY NOW BUY NOW THIS IS IT
YOUR NEVER GOING TO SEE PRICES THIS LOW AGAIN BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!

>>58290708
Yeah it's looking like this could be the bottom for now. JPow needs to tell his stooges to shut the fuck up

>>58290702
nah
it's already over
>GLIDE
>SLOPE
>CAPTURED

OH SHIT NIKE FORMATION JUST DO IT

>>58290710
*kiss*

I had 30 522p 0dte this morning that i sold for a $1000 gain and if I held it would be a $14000 gain

>>58290706
see >>58290692

Kashkari said he only penciled in 2 rate cuts in March. Which he's already said before because he's a hawkish faggot. He also said "ohhhh heehee I dunno if we'll even cut rates if inflation ends up being bad!" Basically openly dissenting against Powell. Every time they do this the market shits itself and then rallies when it remembers that they actually said literally nothing new.

It's just a shakeout bro

>>58290721
keep us posted

v recovery

>>58290687
>https://www.youtube.com/@Turbooptiontrading/videos
He is still making predictions, will /smg/ trust him?

baking...

>>58290743
Literally just fed governor cocksuckers running their mouths and cocksucking algos taking the shit serious

>>58290530
The machine is possessed! I mean really, even Bill says it's possessed! You could get unlucky with the fireballs

>>58290692
It's possible the rate isn't high enough and we will have to raise it maybe 25 or 50 maybe 75 basis points.

>>58290764
This, but unironically.

now is the moment when you buy calls, before the market takes off like a rocket

your NEVER going to see SPY below 520 again after this week

>>58290735
Oof that sucks

>>58290772
>>58290772
>>58290772
The pattern will break to the upside and you won't believe your eyes.

honestly if we dip lower than 515 im buying more calls.

>>58290764
honestly we need a full 100 basis point increase. the real economy needs to crash and reset. that will never happen so 50 is most likely

>>58290353
I would just pretend it was an honest mistake

>>58290533
I would have spent more money on changing the currency to a relevant one

fucking hell I should've sold. I'm euro. Could've sold today and gone into something else. This dip is gonna cost me. It better go back up.

>>58290679
Based and Bocephus pilled

>>58290458
>TSLA has wide margins
horseshit
youre living three years in the past