/biz/ - Business & Finance

okay seriously what the fuck was that

If I were a rich man
The most important men in town would come to fawn on me
They would ask me to advise them like a Solomon the Wise
"If you please, Reb Tevye"
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye"
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes
And it won't make one bit of difference if I answer right or wrong
When you're rich, they think you really know

Kek baggies

TSM bros... we are winning, not even forces of nature can bring us down

I own uranium semis and oil

I am eating good

>>58281206
Temporarily more sellers than buyers.

oh god... I think I'm going to...
I'm gonna...
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORP

>>58281206
investment funds taking money

GOOG bros
we won

>Rheinmetall AG ADR
>$115.98 +2.13 +1.87%

The Germans *are* re-militarizing the Rhineland.

>>58281227
wouldn't it actually make sense that there would be more buyers with price going down, since those are the orders being filled?

>>58281206
you bought calls right anon?

I'm the stock trader with my pocket calculator
*beep boop*
*blort*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD7rJ4ufciM

>>58281238
/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58281239
i have about 200 prepaid minutes left that i can use
can you call me later this evening? k

CHECK SMCI AH

>>58281231
I just took a big slurperino of INTC. It's going to be so cash money when you CREEPS that oversold it today miss out on an easy +10% over the next 2 weeks as it returns to the levels it deserves to be at.

>>58281238
think about it again

>>58281254
What am I supposed to see here?

>>58281261
ty based bagholder

>Amazon cuts hundreds of jobs in cloud computing

>AWS growth decelerated

>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/amazon-cutting-hundreds-jobs-cloud-152552547.html
>https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/03/amazon-layoffs-hundreds-of-jobs-cut-in-cloud-computing-unit.html
>https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-job-cuts-aws-roles-cloud-computing-division-aws-2024-4

Uh oh, stinky. I wonder if Amazon is gonna drop AWS eventually and go all in with the AI bubble? What will this mean for other sites that rely entirely on AWS like Twitch in the long run?

>>58281254
Wtf, it was just up $16 AH.

On a side note, why do people say that announcing a stock split is bullish? Do they hypothesize that people will want to buy one "big" share now so they can get more "little" shares later? I know what a split and a rev split is, I just don't get how its bearish or bullish

>>58281261
Same. I slurped 83 shares to bring me to my next multiple of 100 and sold a $45CC for apr 26. This dip is literally one of the easiest ways of making money I have ever seen.

>>58281237
Feels good
t. Rhineland dweller

>>58281227
it's
>more sellers dumping than more $$ in buying

>>58281261
based swingtrading slurper

>>58281238
Theoretically all you need is one big-dicked seller to push all the buyers around and dump the price. The phrase is just a metaphor.

>>58281298
I can only trust the gemans to shove them up their ass at this point, would rather invest in swedish or belgian defense stocks or some other gay shit less gay than germany

>>58281262
>be me
>want to buy
>buy
>price goes up
>stop buying
>price goes down
>keep buying

as shrimple as that

OIL BARONS AND GOLD MINERS OUR TIME HAS COME

>>58281293
>What will this mean for other sites that rely entirely on AWS like Twitch in the long run?
probably finally ditching the overpriced AWS full of shitty microservices each adding overhead and building properly integrated server

>keep refreshing the screen
>prices aren't changing
>look at the time
oh fucking kikes closed the damn markets without telling me.

>>58281277
Checked and this:
>>58281294

>>58281294
A split is bullish partly because people who were priced out can now invest in the stock without having to buy fractional shares.

WW3.
Sovereign Debt Crisis.
Economic Depression.
Hyperinflation.
Civil War.
All at the same time.

>>58281321
>Grant cardone dumped his 2.5 million home for bitcoin

Sure anon go ahead and buy the piss metal miners and black piss water merchants.

NVDA, SMCI, DELL, and CLS all have been brought to exactly round numbers. Hmmm....

>>58281341
dont care still buying uranium

>>58281321

>>58281317
>swedish or belgian defense stocks
Like what, SAAB? Or the ASTOR thing this guy was shilling a couple threads back >>58277967?

>>58281317
noone cares about your assblasted opinion, nigger

>>58281361

>>58281362
Either we'll need it for power plants or for nukes. Call that a win win.

>>58281364
I can't believe that only a few years ago people were impressed by this

>>58281383
If AMD was at a number ending in 0 as well, that needle would be all the way to the right.

You gotta admit that's a little weird. The biggest movers of the day, all in the same industry, all end AH on round numbers ending in 0? Algorithmic?

fuark my folio is a complete mess. tried to get another stack of iron condors and its completely fucked up the layering of the options somehow. how the fuck do i fix this mess

i don't trust this market anymore and, for that reason, i am out. thank you nvda, amd, and soxl. you were very good to me.

>>58281366
Yes, some anon told me about SAAB, it was a good call

>>58281367
say that to my face bitch

>PARA

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>The company currently has thousands of AWS job openings posted online. It says it will try to find internal opportunities for employees whose roles are impacted

kek imagine all of those jobs get filled in with DEI hires that will fuck shit up even harder like Boeing

>>58281449
you don't have to say DEI, you can just say nigger.

>>58281317
>>58281367
>>58281434
This fucking 2005-style internet argument. You boys just get in from your time machines?

>>58280930
>>58280946
Oh no no no

my portfolio is 10% uranium but next dip im buying more

i got the uranium fever, fellas

>>58281237
>RHM: 86% YTD
>SAAB: 59% YTD
>ASTOR: 149% YTD
Hope people aren't sleeping on Euro defence, all I'm waiting for is an entry point for ASTOR (dip or breakout above 26 SEK)
It should also move to Nasdaq Stockholm sooner or later, their trade volume on this tiny spotlight exchange is huge compared to the rest, exposure to buyers outside Nordic exchanges will also be a nice boost, instead of this weird "FRA: Y73" listing that has no trading history on IBKR, and doesn't even show up on my other brokers
>>58281317
Nah they are rearming, for once there's actually support for it because le scary putin is forcing the Euro govs to meet their 2% GDP on defense goal

>>58281492
kek

>>58281492
oh shit he got me

>>58281434
go fuck yourself, antigerman nigger

>>58281449
Speaking of DEI I just wanted to publicly pat myself on the back for voting in favor of this last year. Fuck any of my tax dollars going towards this shit.
>AUSTIN, Texas — The University of Texas at Austin announced department layoffs this afternoon for employees who worked in diversity, equity, and inclusion programs.

>About 60 people at UT were affected by this round of layoffs, according to Dr. Brian Evans, Interim President of the American Association of University Professors, Texas Conference.

>The disbandment of DEI programs and the firing of DEI employees comes as a result of public Texas colleges and universities complying with Senate Bill 17.

>SB 17 approved last year and took effect this January, bans DEI initiatives at public colleges and universities in the state.

>>58281406
It was kino and sovl

>>58281570
in 15 years "retro" art style similar to deepdreaming involving undertrained/old models will become mainstream

>>58281566
>>AUSTIN, Texas — The University of Texas at Austin announced department layoffs this afternoon for employees who worked in diversity, equity, and inclusion programs.
Based
Fuck "Didn't Earn It"'s

>>58281615
>>58281566
This Whitelash on DEI is fucking gold. Trump might actually be able to overcome all the voter fraud and pull off a major upset if they keep pushing for this shit.

>>58281606
You vill enjoy ze old styled ai pictures

>>58281364
>>58281406
>>58281570
>>58281606
I have a few OC from the early days, think this was dalle?

recommend me a kino to watch boys I AM DRINKING TONIGHT

>>58281565
it´s the fucking saddest country in the whole of the EU, imagine being the paypigs for europe and not really having a say in anything because they are too incompetent for anything

have a dozen or so of this type

another day another market collapse while my folio is up 20% on the day

>>58281708
Conan the Barbarian. If there was ever a film to watch tankard in hand, that's it.

i dont know how to fix the complete options mess i gotta deal with right now

>>58281723
Kek

>come home, resigned to more crabbing
>log on
>HORY SHEET
GE Aerospace is up 6.7% on an otherwise uniformly mediocre day; even my mutual fund is down a bit. Think I'll plow some more dough into it.

>>58281802
i like panel 6 where he's in between the 2 girls

>>58281705
So do I with SD but somehow it's not quite bad enough to be kino

>>58281763
>“You sit on satin and guzzle wine the people sweat for, and talk of divine rights of sovereignty – bah! I climbed out of the abyss of naked barbarism to the throne and in that climb I spilt my blood as freely as I spilt that of others. If either of us has the right to rule men, by Crom, it is I! How have you proved yourself my superior?”
Based.

I spent $1200 on a new suit today and already have buyer's remorse

>>58281862
lol retard

>>58281843
>native american tomboy
holy kino thats too good though

>>58281862
For what is that suit

>>58281862
>I spent $1200 on a new suit today and already have buyer's remorse
Some people just aren't meant to wear suits. I look like shit in them.

>>58281705
no way, dalle operated on way lower resolution and had way less details

>>58281882
Birthday event

>>58281928
I mean, I look sharp. The color coordination is purple shirt and wished it were green instead.

>>58281960
For a single occasion you could have went cheaper and gave it to a tailor to get it fitted

>>58281928
Modern suits look like shit. Old suits drape over your body and look swell.

>pools closed
>but the israeli bomb shelters just opened up yall!

>>58281869
To be fair I needed the entire ensemble including shoes and belt. I also bought an extra shirt and tie to wear for different occasions should they arise.

At market open I said SOFI would moon, and it went up 4.72%.
I bought a 4/26 7.5 call, and it went up 48%.

>>58281975
I considered this but I'm on vacation right now visiting my family and don't have anything back where I live. We have Walmart. There is a dry cleaners but I'm not sure if they do alterations

>>58281181
USGO
UUUU
Also post the HEEMED meme

im going to sleep but you shouldnt sleep on uranium

nuclear energy play to wagmi:
>spot prices pre 2021 were 30$/lb
>spot prices since spiked to 100$/lb and current low is 50$ while median is around 70$-80$ (this has been priced in since)
>regulatory uncertainty on whether or not uranium can be classified as clean in eu
>more funding overall secured if so
>china moving into nuclear to meet demand
>largest producer kazatomprom warned that they may not be able be at full production capacity (lack of sulphuric acid)
>due to geopolitical tensions the west is looking to expand domestic production of uranium

if youre newfag with nuclear and bought into the greens and activist kvetching about dangers of nuclear, know that the waste problem was sorted ages ago and look at france as an example state
>many mines dormant and can be restarted any time to resume production

relevant tickers (long term, youre in it until 2030 at least):
>CCJ (US/canada) (second largest producer and with KAP they have contracts with china)
>KAP (Kazakhstan) (largest producer)
>UUUU (US) (large stockpile of uranium and rare earth minerals mining ops, big potential manufacturer)
>UEC (same with uuuu, well positioned for home demand and export contracts)
>GEV (US) (due to recent company spin-off, GE investors are better positioned to capitalize on nuclear than previously)
bonus pick: Boss Energy and Paladin Energy in Australia, Curtiss-Wright and Westinghouse (small exposure to nuclear, dyor)

notable risks:
>spot price volatility
>aging nuclear fleet
>long time to set up a mine or new NPP
>regulatory risk
>"climate activist" protests

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkO2hzXluU

dyor, not advice, you know the drill

Just loaded up my roth ira with $7500. What should i buy anons?

God damn it's barely past 2:30 PM here and I'm already starving for dinner
Any stocks for this feel and scenario?

hmm maybe that BB schizo was right

>>58282143
go all in on /o/
enjoy divvies for the next 40 years of your gay life

>>58281181
Why is it always the midwits that have to have the loudest mouths in the room? It's always those kinds of people that will give out unsolicited pieces of trivia and then expect to give a pat on the back for doing so

>It's a covered call strategy, not a magic money making strategy
What do CC ETF's do other than provide high yields, you fucking moron. Too many people on the internet trying too hard to act smart, fuck off

>>58282221
I like to do CC's on stuff im holding because i like when paypigs give me their money for free

LUNR won the contract for a lunar rover and the price dipped today
you guys slurped it, right?

>>58282254
I havent because i dont really see it doing much for years. but i have a bit just because i want to be along for the ride.

>>58282254
Space/Aviation/Airlines are bad sectors and I will never invest in them. Buffett was right.

before leaving work I looked outside and saw a bird trying to fly upwind that was just hovering in place
stupid fucking bird
allegory for my life

>>58282302
maybe he just enjoys hovering

I was going to buy some shipping supplies from this place, but on the account creation page, there's a stock image of a black person and now I'm not so sure if I should order or not. He is driving a forklift, though.

>silver

RDDT held $47 very well today, so I got in at $47.12 for a swing back to $50 tomorrow.

https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/trader-bets-over-20-million-nvidia-stock-will-rise-30-by-next-earnings-report-3364465

Do I go all in TQQQ at this point?

>>58282446
Is 20 million a large bet these days?

Where can I learn more about market cycles and sector rotation

Hey anons, I've been living a normal life and working on myself for a while. Finally have a non-wagie income to comfortably spend time with you all. Can someone give me a basic gestalt of the situation? My current plan was just to buy SOXL and sell CCs for some extra income.

Another day. Disney defeated the activist investor dudes. YAY!. Fuck them and their attempts bust apart DIS and turn it into another GE. (That same dude tried to get PEP to hack off the food division back in the day; PEP told him to fuck off).

Disney went down.
Good.

>>58282513
Why do you own KO and KDP but no PEP?

Buy drugs, faggots

TLRY
SNDL
MNMD

>>58282528
Well even though I like the mountain dew and the occasional small bag of chips, the thought of paying $169 something a share for it is nuts. SCHD has me well covered. It's also cheaper.

>>58282553
ok

>>58281708
The worlds fastest indian

>>58282531
Nice penny stocks

>>58281181
https://youtu.be/VJsMVSFzRSc

>>58282496
>Buy SOXL
>Sell CCs
I know this feels like it makes sense, but it's actually counterproductive. Remember, CCs aren't "free money," because if the price goes up above the strike you sold, you're forced to sell those shares at your strike price. SOXL is highly volatile by nature, and if you're giving up the upside all you'll be left with is downside.

>>58281321
Time to make memes of AUriel aka Sauron

>>58281530
It boom boom bigly?

>>58281181
Ok, flagbros. Here's the play. Most likely we're dumping. If SOXX dumps below $223--handedly, and with volume (I'm talking big long candlesticks)--then you buy puts.

If it breaks above $229--handedly, and with volume, big long candlesticks, then you buy calls as far as the LENGTH of the FLAG'S POLE.

If it just mildly breaks above or below support, do not buy shit. It's untradeable at that point. What we're waiting for is a huge if temporary move in either direction.

For the SOXL Chads, replace the numbers $229 and $223 for $50 and ~$44.

>>58282531
AUR

>>58282531
Already made a profit off of MNMD in 2021. Not going to tempt fate again.
Also:
>Oregon just officially changed its mind on decriminalizing drugs
>Oregon’s Democratic Gov. Tina Kotek on Monday signed into law a bill that recriminalizes the possession of small amounts of drugs, ending a first-in-the-nation experiment with decriminalization that was hobbled by implementation issues.

>yes I put $1k into SPY every month regardless of what the market is doing

>>58282756
Would this work with UPRO?

>>58282756
Based etf enjoyer

>>58282756
This but SPLG.

>>58282776
I don't know I only know about SPY. Spending time learning about anything else is a waste of time.

>>58282756
Millions of people buying stocks at any price will not not end well. I can't be the only one worried by sentiments like this can I? Stocks have a fair price and blindly buying a bunch of them at any cost doesn't make you a smart investor, it makes you a moron.
It also worries me that my opinion is an unpopular one.

>>58282221
lol

>>58282749
wtf? I thought white women were supposed to be cool?

i bought more AMAZON brothers.

>>58282851
I don't worry when people think they're smart enough to time the market because retailfags don't matter.

>>58282870
also fucking google won't let me search for black pepes had to go to another engine embarrassing

>>58282851
its retarded, but i sit on 150k i want to put into the market after "the big one", which hasnt come since 2015 so i also just do the meme thing too

>>58282890
See, the longer this clown market goes on, the more people will be convinced that this is the normal state of affairs and the right thing to do is buy at any price, and who can blame them? The doomers have been wrong time and time again while the bulls made awesome gains almost every year, but this is exactly the kind of baseless optimism that led to the 1929 and dotcom crashes. People have really, really short memories.

if everyone expects a recession after rates are cut, how will it be a surprise? wouldn't it get priced in?

>>58282972
i sold my company stocks near ath and then the AI memes pushed it 50% higher...

>>58282890
The big one might've been Covid. But yes, there will be another big one.

Are you imagining those scenarios when you would invest? Would there be violence happening in the world somewhere? In your own country? Would there tangible threats of world war? Hyperinflation? What would be scaring you at that time that could deter you from investing at the bottom?

I enjoy imagining these dark, scary scenarios that create these drops. As bad as they are, they only seem to be bought up again.

Jerome no!

>>58283015
> I can assure you that we won't be cutting rates

>wake up
>another gold ath

>>58283014
>The big one might've been Covid
lets be real that wasnt a crash. that was like 2 month dip and then they flipped the switch on the printers and got new aths.
it probably was the best time to enter though

>>58283015
He didn't say anything new today

>>58282279
like he was right about apple? stop trusting the outlier, the out of touch human jerky for once

>>58282993
The surprise is the severity of the dump post-pivot.

>>58282279
Yep.

lets say the YSE had a paid membership for 1 dollar that let you act as a market maker for a particular symbol, in which you were allocated a number of shares to provide liquidity with. your goal is to generate transaction fees. i wonder if there's a way to use ads to generate revenue from non paying users which then can be paid out to market maker users based on their performance. by generating massive amounts of transaction fees, they have also helped to generate traffic. this traffic helps drive up the sites ad revenue.

skitzobros.. h5n1 is approaching. today it was discovered in OH dairy cows. it's spooking cattle/dairy traders. cats in TX are dying. it's trending on twatter. i've watched this for over a year go from wild birds, to poultry flocks, to mammals, and now to dairy herds. we are approaching human-to-human tx. it's nearly time to profit from the next pandemic i tell you. ask yourself: are you ready? have you done the DD? do you have 42 pounds of rice, thirteen sacks of beans, and plenty of toiletpaper stocked?

>>58283131
of course it should be noted that these "transaction fees" are obviously not real money fees, just that instead of the YSE being free to trade, a fee was tacked onto each order out of your fake account.

WTFWT??

>>58282749
>implementation issues.
always these excuse with liberals.

my cute female stock broker is advising me to sell INTC at a loss

>>58283137
I have 40lbs of rice, 5 hens laying 4 eggs a day and 3 months worth of My Patriot Supply emergency food supply for my family of 5. Am I gonna make it?

>>58283137
To add on to your schizophrenia could h5n1 be the reason all those chicken farms were being torched in the past year or so

Beheemed
Beclowned

wtf just happened? Why is EU being traded more organically in the night during Australian-japanaese session than during EU? Wtf was that? Reverse earthquake?

2 months til pride. siga sissies rise up

>>58283137
You make jokes but we're surmising when we would "buy at the bottom." What would it take?
>>58283075
If Covid wasn't enough, a global pandemic, then what would be?

I think we would live to see manmade horrors beyond our comprehension. It would be really gory and bad.

A global pandemic that is worse than this last one might do that. But I'm certainly not fearmongering or preparing. I think the United States and its citizens protect us, even if its ~10,000 highest Government officials do not. We aite.

>>58283185
it's nukes don't "cause" the crash, then nukes will be the bottom but it won't be the end of the world
fear is always overstated every. single. time.

Can any oilfag pls explain why OILU has so little decay on weekly chart compared to other leveraged commodity-linked products?

>>58283151
i sense the market is going to get rugged on the jobs number
all of the retail companies are getting heemed and saying shit is gonna suck going forward
thats going to have a big impact on stuff like meta who makes all of their money on advertising

>>58282563

Correction*

Buy calls on drugs

i can even allow users to make their own publicly traded company - they get to set the ticker and logo and description. they would also get paid based on the transaction fees associated with their stock. but they would also have to pay real money in the first place in order to get their own ticker.

>>58283163
it's not looking great

and then each ticker would be its own board, where regular users get good goy treats for their performance ie: a stupid fucking icon next to their id

THE DENTIST JEW WANTS ME TO CASH OUT TENDIES TO FIX MY TEETH REEEEEEEEE

>>58281261
>>58281297
>>58281304
BUY INTC YOU FUCKING GOYIM

>>58283137
I have a lot more than that. Also gotta make sure that you have water and sanitation taken care of in case that stops working.

>>58283207
More likely rugged on Import Export numbers. I’m swinging puts because that data is usually poor, but it looks like they’re doing the pump and dump into a flat open thing so my puts lose money even though I’d be right about the bad data

>>58281226
>>58281362
>>58281394
>>58281530
>>58282656
>>58282137
KINGS

>>58283295
have you tried selling vertical sells instead of buying puts?

>>58283304
vertical calls**

>>58282993
How to if a woman has good hucow genes?

>>58283328
Her mom

Fuckin hate this predictable bot market.

I longed EU yesterday pre close. Then it dumped during Japan session because of earthquake, making me short it too. Right on EU premarket it pumps everything back up in 20 minutes, all memoryholed and I didn't close my shorts. And now it just pumps again like it was meant to happen, cause real events are irrelevant one day later if not only after a few hours. It's crazy. During the japanese session it felt like somebody real was trading. During EU morning session it was pretty much autopilot again, so predictable, that I didn't want to believe it to be true thus didn't close my shorts.

The market was fun in mid 2023, but since november 2023 this is such an automated bullshit, it is actually quite unbearable to really watch it.

Futures… did something…

>>58283304
>>58283318
>vertical call spreads
ISHYGDDT

And Gold is at 2300? LOL

>>58283353
>he holds premium overnight

>>58283375
>he holds premium overnight
couldn't be me

>>58283385
>couldn't be me
it could only be you

C'mon fuel oil. Not exactly like I drew, but we are off to a "good" start. This entirely depends now on the distillate production that regularly ramps up in april/may.

>>58283385
>>58283390
It's me

>>58283390
this must be the human version of that fucked up dog gif

futures

>Amazon, $AMZN, plans to spend $150 billion on data centers as the world prepares for an explosion in demand for artificial intelligence, per Bloomberg

I wonder if Amazon will shut down a bunch of their companies like Twitch to make room for AI data centers in the future kek

>Gold sollte nur der Aufwertung des Dollars folgen und nicht stärker steigen als der Dollar, so Karniol-Tambour in ihren Ausführungen auf der Sohn Conference in New York. .

>NOOOOOO GOLD IS NOT SUPPOSED TO RISE STRONGER THAN THE USD

>>58283455
>Twitch
Is a glowie propaganda machine anyways

>>58283455
What AI? it will be indians watching per camera again

>>58283151
>>58283177
Post the HEEMED meme plis

>futures

>>58283461
I dunno, it doesn't seem to be profitable enough to be a machine. People running it are too retarded to know what to do with their budgets since they already laid off almost half of their staff recently.

>>58283300
UEC boom boom

yen at a multi-year bottom
time to switch tactics

>>58283474
It's not about being profitable it's about enticing white youths to lust for a certain lifestyle. Picrel gets like 50k - 100k people watching him at all times, and he's just a silly flashy brownoid. But the youth watch him and emulate him because he's "popular". But how many of those 100k viewers are even real people vs just being bots? You don't have to turn a profit if your goal is just to pollute the minds of our youth to worship and act like brownoidz.

$INSP insider trade - president and CEO sells 3/4 of his shares

$FDMT
insider trades
executive suite selling 90% of their shares LMAO

>>58283513
Imagine if japanese stopped interventions all of sudden and yen would crash to 200 or more against US dollar where it belongs. Wouldn't that be fun

>>58283531
It has begun

why the ibkr UI/UX such dogshit and especially with options. extremely unfriendly user experience, messy and laggy as well. dogshit pajeet code, youd think a multi billion dollar company would invest in making a stable platform

>>58283530
It will be interesting to what happens to all of the "it guys" when Amazon inevitably decides to pull the plug.

Do they stay relevant and adapt or just quickly go broke and fade into obscurity like MC hammer?

>>58283530

>>58283544
the samurai would never
seppuku first before dishonor

this is nothing like the Yostuba Stock Exchange, how come there are only fluctuations of mere couple cents

where are the volatile charts that fluctuate between a couple dollars that arent like already worth $100+

>>58283667
check the options bro
those charts do be doin a lil sum sum

>Apple Computer
>doesn't sell computers

>>58283617
why bitch about it instead of switching to other broker

Uhh TSLA bros, I don't feel so good...

>>58283544
b-but they said current levels are not in accordance with fundamentals!

>>58283667
invest in penny stocks bro I'm sure nothing bad will happen haha

>>58283343
Long term. Long teeeerm. Longer timeframes. Pay for the premium when you're sure.

We need a military intervention and regime change in Israel.

>>58283701
>>58283667
Actually; PLNH is a comfy stock. Going to buy ViddaCann and enjoy the boost from 4/20 and/or legal cannabis

>>58283701
Not enough volume. They will crab for months and then suddenly drop >on no news 30% and stay there for another month before mooning 50%.

>>58283708
I'm not paying for going short, sorry.

>>58283667
I remember the days of the Yotsuba Stock Exchange...

>>58283630
Yes

>>58283667
You're looking for derivatives.
Make sure you understand tail risk, theta, IV. Don't forget, have fun with it! (Because in the end you certainly won't have any money with it.)

>>58283684
hoping the ibkr developer anon is around to hear me complain

>>58283343
Shut the fuck up you insufferable faggot

>commodities

https://youtu.be/LOPFunFsYCU?si=RKTJJ33YDiaTNMZ2

>>58283783
Oh no, somebody said something mean to me. What will you type next? KYS?

give me a rundown on $CLVT

Two questions:

1. Is WOLF a solid buy? It looks low as fuck now.

2. SIGA is climbing back up, is it too late to invest?

Tilray (TLRY) is the way

I'm sick.

https://youtu.be/09LTT0xwdfw?t=156

>>58283343
>Fuckin hate this predictable bot market.
Get your money up not your funny up nigga

>>58281181
If you only knew how massive is the load KANA is going to pump

>>58283810
>Two questions:
>1. Is WOLF a solid buy? It looks low as fuck now.
Buy Uranium
>2. SIGA is climbing back up, is it too late to invest?
Buy Uranium

>>58283855
The only reason I shorted was an unpredictable event like the earthquake. But the market pretty much after a few hours shaked it off again. This is why I longed pre earthquake when I expected the market to recover. But then something unpredictable happened. And it doesn't matter, back to autopilot. That is the point.

>>58283879
I try and just trade the charts themselves because I have seen how real life events coincidentally "happen" when the charts are saying line must go down.

>>58283693
Elon is gay

>>58283343
>"the market is soo predictable"
>proceeds to bitch and rant over several long posts
You could've just said you are frustrated because you lost money trading.

>>58283908
That's for predictable shit, like the debt stuff etc. Stuff you can see already but then suddenly matters (haha). Not an earthquake.

>>58283711
boys will be boys

>Many faggots in here are mad as hell because I call the market predictable automated botshit
lol

>>58283951
>Implying they can't control the weather
Ngmi

>>58283960
u r retarded

>>58283960
>Many faggots in here are mad as hell because I call the market predictable automated botshit
Nobody is mad except you because your shorts got heemed.

Guys just another 5 years or so until us /smg/bros are in charge of fortune 500 corporations and we can start insider tradingmaxxing here for instant wins.. think of the fucking profit bros...

>they think my shorts got liquidated or anything
You guys are stupid. A lot of projection here.

@KhlFrDEz
You're a total idiot who thinks he's a big shot. If you can predict the market then you can make yourself a millionaire tomorrow, but you won't. You'll just shitpost here about "muh bots", "muh algos".

>>58284026
AYO DIS IZ A HOL UP
RUN YO' SHIT BOBO
EMPTY YOUR POCKETS NIGGA

Bros, I just hope the market sees this.

>>58284072
>14pbtid

>>58284072
The market is seeing your short position and btfo'ing it

>>58284026
post your positions

>>58284105
I am convinced this is the same idiot who was reeing about NVDA not being overbought some threads ago.

>>58284119
No clue what this gives you, but if it lets you sleep better at night, here you are.

>more projection
>pbtid replies while I have to answer 4 or more faggots piling up on me
lol

My shorts got liquid in them
At first I was ashamed for I thought I had wet myself
But when I checked again, it was not urine, but ejaculate,
Now pride filled where shame once was.

>>58281565
>dependent on others for energy
>goes to jail for saying unapproved things
>calls others nigger

>>58283137
Theres no way we get another comfy pandemic
I was gaurding my tp stack with my ar15 and sanitizing my mail in januray 2020, shit was fucking cash

I ROCK PEAS ON MY HEAD BUT DONT CALL ME A PEA HEAD
BEES ON MY HEAD BUT DONT CALL ME A BEE HEAD
BRUCE LEES ON MY HEAD BUT DONT CALL ME A LEE HEAD
NOW PLEASE EXCUSE ME I GOT TO GET MY TREE FED

What was that huge candle on /ES at 7:30pm?

>>58284199
We all bought without telling you.

>>58284252
I shorted

>>58284291
i sharted

So how can I be sure my proxy-voters will execute my voting instructions?

Guys what the fuck is Iran doing? Bearish for markets?

>>58283137
I'm hearing it on NBC News live audio feed right now.

>>58284331
Kek voting?

Imagine being a mentally ill faggot who isn't invested in weed before pot day in April

>>58284359
voting is important

>>58284359
there's a Civil Liberties resolution at Verizon right now that will require them to offer services to racists, bigots, white supremacists, etc.
It's number 8 on the agenda and I voted For, against the advice of the board which is full of niggers

>>58284370
Indeed, every shareholder meeting tends to have at least one interesting proposal on the table

If dubs Iran nukes Israel. All of Israel.

>>58284334
I don't know what they're doing. But I do know to sell your KR before it dumps. I just sold some puts and will be a bagholder friday.

that random after hours pump put my 1dte call option itm open the casino so i can cash out please

not quite so much need to be racist

>>58283810
Buy UEC. Wulf HEEMED me

>>58284370
>>58284388
How many votes does Larry Fink get? And what will happen to their company's ESG score if they vote against Larry's wishes?

I've got an offer to buy shares from a company I hold shares in at a discount ($1.225 - they're currently trading at $1.44). I can purchase up to 30k worth.

I've got the savings to buy 30k worth and by my maths I could make something like 4.5k instantly. Seems like a good deal. The shares don't actually get issued until the 15th though so obviously there is some risk, though long term I'm pretty confident in them. Does it seem like a good idea?
The risk I'm seeing is that everyone else has the same idea as me and they all try to offload these shares on the 15th, crashing the price.
That being said they're looking to raise 30m by doing this, which is only 2.5% of their market cap.
Idk, I'm new to this stuff. Yay or neigh?

Why would a stock decrease by its dividend amount the night before the ex-dividend date?
Could I buy up the shares now and still collect the dividend at this discounted price?

>I'm holding puts

>>58284574

>>58284537
If do it if you’re willing to wait until the price rebounds after the dip on the 15th. If you believe it will return to the current level and perhaps even increase in value, waiting and then pouncing when the time is right will yield a good profit

>>58284555
that's how my grandfather got rich

>>58284555
because the company is paying out 3billion in cash that day, so the market cap should go down by 3 billion for people that buy it the next day

>>58284617
Not sure if serious or joking.

>>58284623
Yeah but it's down today, after 7PM, and the ex-dividend date is down tomorrow. Did I just find a lucky arbitrage opportunity, or am I missing something?

If Biden or Trump ban China chips doesn't that mean Intel becomes the new leader?

>>58284641
Anything that doesn't come out of TSM is shit.

>>58284623
>so the market cap should go down by 3 billion
But market cap is just # of shares times current market price. The current market price doesn't just auto update with the debits/credits of the companys cash account

>>58284641
Is SKYT still a thing?

>>58284648
The only thing coming out of Taiwan is earthquakes from the ground

>>58281181
Jesus Christ am I really about to buy CGC at 13 and pray for 39. Do I really need to buy weed stocks and probably get burned? Goddamn Fomo

>>58284681
They're already running again. INTCels will never compete.

Uranium.

>>58281181
who is the middleschooler making memes for /smg/?
can I short him
and holy crap, I was joking about the mouse, faggo.

I can't decide if I should buy DFEN or just wait to see if Israel is bluffing about Iran to run the kids out of Parliament?

>an actual coup in Israel today
Crazy market actions incoming, imo.

Will the American consumer remain strong?

>>58284775
as strong as this landing is sot

>>58284782
>the American consumer is barely afloat
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA
SELL!
SELL!
SELL!

>>58284786
floating just fine buddy

>>58284782
can he do that? that's not proper.
also, what does this tell me about the market tomorrow?
will it cover for the attempted coup in Israel?
will it cover for the endless spam on /pol/ to distract from the attempted coup in Israel?
Should I buy Boeing or no??

>>58284802

>>58284520
Blackrock (Larry Fink) owns 8% of the company. Plenty of room to outvote him

>>58284805
I bet those lift feathers on the back don't just work as airbrakes, I bet they are "fuzz" to create turbulence for low-speed stall avoidance.
But it still doesn't tell me if I'm buying LMT and RTX?
And it's making me miss my boat something feirce.

>>58284820
>stall avoidance
Birds don't have engines

>>58284826
Oops, that was the wrong webm
That's a different kind of "soft landing"

>>58284826
This is too fucking wholesome. We all know once that bird ended it's internet money, that whore ate it.

>>58284869

>>58284869

>>58284869

>>58284826
You just know...

>>58284826
Wing stall is not engine stall. Wing stall is when you lose lift.
Engine stall is a lack of power that can lead to wing stall if the plane is a Boeing 737 max and the wing is a toothpick expecting a jet to keep it up.
So I'm not buying your Boeing bags, that's for sure now that you got me riled.
I think I'm still going LMT, because the sale to Israel is already being used to kill things.

>>58284796
>beak opens at beginning and end
I like that this chad duck loudly announces his presence every time he arrives.

>>58283343
> A bear realizes the bear market is over and never coming back

.

..

310 :D

>>58285066
fail

>>58284698
> CGC
> $39
> He doesn't know
I have my sell order in at 400 and hold a bunch of out of the money July call options, you pussy