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NATGAS
AND
OIL

>CALM RALLIES 7% ON EGG-CELLENT EARNINGS

You. Don't Know. What. Just. Happened. Mother Nature.

HEEM THE UNHEEMABLE

>>58273289
An average sized earthquake hit one of the most quake-proof areas on the planet?

> Reuters: Vanguard, Blackrock votes for Disney directors in boardroom battle, sources say
It's ogre. Globohomo wins again. Peltz is KaPutz.

I am beheemed

>>58273271
This is our last chance, Flagbros.

>>58273296
>one of the most quake-proof areas on the planet?
????????????

>>58273304
I own TSLA at $200. I have beclowned myself

So will new video get heemed due to the earthquake?

Holy fuck, lol
>Though it seemed completely automated, Just Walk Out relied on more than 1,000 people in India watching and labeling videos to ensure accurate checkouts. The cashiers were simply moved off-site, and they watched you as you shopped.

So are we going to talk about the hermetic secret to the all and spirit to manifesting gold from lead?

So I guess that means the price of HDD storage and other things Taiwan exports will skyrocket now due to the earthquake. Thank god I upgraded during a HDD sale last year. Hey, gotta have the space for all my hentai manga and uh movies,etc you know.

>>58273318
>Amazon ditches "just walk out"

>>58273318
same as it ever was

>>58273309
Believe it or not, a company like TSM has the money and foresight to earthquake-proof their shit. Same with a country like Taiwan.

This isn't, I dunno, some 9.5 hitting Lagos. That would scatter their mud huts to the four winds.

>>58273334
Buddy, at this rate we'll soon need alchemists converting silver into copper.

>>58273346
>Believe it or not, a company like TSM has the money and foresight to earthquake-proof their shit. Same with a country like Taiwan.
No they didn't. It wasn't in any of their 10-K filings. You didn't do your equity diligence. Get fucked. Moron.

>>58273289
Why is the forest quiet?

>Taiwan produces over 60% of the world's semiconductors and over 90% of the most advanced ones. Most are manufactured by a single company, Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Corporation (TSMC). Until now, the most advanced have been made only in Taiwan.Mar 6, 2023

FUCKKKKK I"M GETTING HEEMED. THE WORLD ECONOMY IS FUCKED...

>>58273271
Best gold miners to invest in now. Ala UEC

Most of you anons would be better off buying SPY.

my basterds lithium fell bigly today

>>58273359
>TAIPEI CITY GOVERNMENT REPORTS NO MAJOR DAMAGE SO FAR
>TAIPEI MRT RESUMES OPERATIONS: WITNESS

Oh yeah, and the epicenter was on the *east* side of the island. Happening status: Canceled

KR is unironically going to double in value this year.

DG and other grocers are also good bets on account of inflation, but the KR Albertson's deal is going to go through

SEMICONDUCTORS RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED SEMICONDUCTORS RED

>>58273313
Rip bro

:stopmusic:

>>58273357
nothing has value now. this is what other places are like? We can just explore and think and experience

Taiwan index futures open gap down massively red. IT'S OGRE NOT A DRILL. This is a direct proxy for SOXL tomorrow

>>58273390
I made $130 on a covered call I sold before yesterdays close. Closed it out at today's open for a cool 40% gain.

Just another day of the mentally ill underdeveloped manchildren masturbating over the weekly headline.

>>58273431
I cannot fucking believe anyone would actually sell stocks because of something like an earthquake. Absolute retards.

>>58273289
TSM bros...

>>58273387
We okay I think. USA needs to force them out of that shit island.

>earthquakes can be induced with technology
what did they mean by this

>>58273457
We just need to annex the island. Hand over, I dunno, Hawaii to China.

>>58273471
It'd be kind of retarded to conduct an attack with plausible deniability that doesn't, you know, destroy anything. Are you demonstrating a capability or not?

Is it easier being a bull or a bear? I have a hard time being both.

Is DJT going out of business?

>>58273510
It's easier to be a bull but you have to deal with obnoxious faggot bears telling you everything is the new reason why the entire global economy is about to collapse

>>58273334
>he's a smoke puffer
ngmi

TSM was already doing shit last few weeks. Another eternal bag

>>58273471
HAARP

>>58273510
Depends on what you're trading. Index equities bull, penny stocks bear, natty gas bear, currencies neither, the fall of Western civilization bullish very bullish on that

SELL TSM SELL SOXL SELL NVDA SELL MU SELL ALLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it's fucking over

TSM will be fine guys. Most of this was on the east coast. Taipei felt it, but no reports of buildings down or anything outside of Hualian.

All memes aside it's looking pretty grim for semis tomorrow. I hope you guys are in really big profit cuz you're gonna need it as everybody scrambles for the exit tomorrow. NVDA is toast. SOXL more so

Sell TSM and invest in gay sex, buy SIGA

>futures
It is so over. Just when you thought it couldn't be any more over you discover levels of over you didn't think possible

>>58273616
>>58273647
Shut the fuck up with your alarmist bullshit.

>>58273318
I knew something about that stinked

>>58273702
I'm sorry for your loss, anon. Please don't be angry for I am just the messenger. I silently weep for your portfolio :3

>>58273724
No my man, the market isn't crashing because of a fucking earthquake in a place that gets earthquakes. This is like you retards freaking out about Evergrande.

F

How long will Nvidia fall? This is the easiest trade of my live

>>58273767
Remember SMCI a couple of weeks ago? That's a start

>>58273271
why are anime cheerleaders so good

>>58273289
you bought calls right anon

>Futures.

is T. Sosnoff legit? I've watched some of the vids and the education but do his methodologies actually work, is delta neutral theta harvesting managing at 21 DTE actually working?

It's over. Post LOTR financial memes

>>58273289
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>58273271
Kirika and Shirabe are so cute bros
Buy OIL

How'd we do today? My internet was out most of the day so didn't really pay attention. Looked like a down day, but I beat 2/3 indices with only a 0.68% daily loss. I'm moving money out of the last of my open mutuals

>>58273815
Because they're not real women, they're better

>>58273289

https://youtu.be/dtsgBrj2q0s?feature=shared&t=6

>>58273338
>including Honda Drivers in that list
now hold on just a minute here. us upstanding Honda drivers have a reputation to uphold. we may commit traffic-related crimes. and possibly crimes against good driving ettiquette. but dont lump us in with the stealing crowd.

>>58273955
works if you position size properly and get lucky, which is to say that almost any strategy works if you do that

sell options with a 10% chance to lose for 10% return, do 10 trades. you earn 90% (or whatever you get the idea)

buy options with a 90% to lose, but winner returns 100% gains or whatever. do 10 trades.

basically market is efficiently pricing options.
they promote selling because
1: easier to position size
2: easier to be methodic
3: they want more trades lol
4: buying has a bigger risk of a losing "streak"

sosnoff et all do good research, but they are out to make money
they did some shady manipulation with karen the super trader or some shit back in the day if i remember correctly

are you winning son

>>58273948
Chevalier, will you give me credit for five thousand Louis d'or please?

>>58273955
Theta doesn't outperform buy and hold. Leveraged theta plays are the some of the worst risk/reward strategies. Also look at the probability on limited risk/limited reward plays like iron condors, credit spreads etc. Lets say you'll need to win 8 out of 10 times to break even. The odds (look at the delta and premium) might only give you a 78% chance of breakeven. Basically shit is priced against you even with the best liquidiity. I'm not getting into volatility skew which makes things more complicated.

my tsm calls got fucked. i hope china invades them now.

>>58274158
no refunds

>>58274082
>stretch marks
lol yucky.
>>58274110
>are you winning son
My NTR is doing a lil somethin'. So that might count as a (future) potential win

>>58274082
the thing about the probability trade like selecting strike by delta is the greek value reflect what the market has priced in at that moment but the values will change immediately afterward, the strikes you choose today will likely be fairly different tomorrow. a 90% PoP could become 70% the following day, if you understand what i mean

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NVIDIA BULLS ABSOLUTELY BTFO. THANK YOU BLACK SWAN. MY PUTS ARE GOING TO FUCKING PRINT.

guys holy fuck earthquake how do i profit

>>58274180
>doubt

>>58274155
depends on market conditions, high IV environ/ under lying range bound. according to the strat you are meant to buy 45-60DTE and manage at 21DTE, target 50% profit and keep an eye on the break evens

Home depot wagie, I went out to Five Guys yesterday with coworkers and my girlfriend. We knew that place was always pricey but the fucking spike recently is ridiculous. Why the hell does a burger with fries and a milkshake cost more than a prime rib dinner at Texas Roadhouse??? My dumbass should have went there instead.

Also some anons asked me what my gf looks like. she looks like this but has short hair and bigger belly;
>https://www.tiktok.com/@warriorofkingjesus/video/6923560873583840518?_r=1&_t=8l5Fp9iYxEE

>>58273318
Bearish for Amazon? I also heard that AWS hasn't been doing so hot lately.

It works because of the volatility smirk and upwards skew on major indexes. My point is that you'll make more with buy and hold with the same amount of cash. You could sell one cash secured SPY put for 50k. Or buy 50k worth of SPY. The latter will absolutely outperform long term, and that's not even getting into tax implications. If you're selling puts/spreads on margin then you are using leveraging, which creates the worst risk/reward ratio out there. Look at the past alpha/beta. Something like the Covid or 08 crash could wipe your account even with aggressive rolling strategies. While the retard DCA bogelhead comes out perfectly fine.

>>58274082
What’s wrong with her legs?
Yikes Icky!

>>58274202
>>58274230
Meant this for you.

>A major earthquake, with a magnitude of 7.2, struck Taiwan at 7:58 am on April 3 local time.

>In response, Taiwan's major tech firms in Hsinchu Science Park initiated evaluation procedures. TSMC is conducting comprehensive checks to confirm the condition of production lines and equipment across its northern, central, and southern Taiwan facilities.

>Previously, TSMC announced that following the 921 earthquake, they've implemented seismic management measures surpassing regulations. These include conducting thorough post-earthquake inspections of all facilities and structures, installing dampers or shock absorbers to lessen earthquake impacts on buildings, and actively integrating new equipment vibration reduction and isolation technologies to mitigate operational risks associated with earthquakes.

Is trading view down?

>TSM steadily recovering
How

>>58274166
>>58274231
she's just an average 5/10 girl cut her some slack

>>58274240
Yet China STILL won't invade them, man are they stupid kek

>>58274217
Could be worse. Five Guys in Canada is up to like $22 CAD or $16 USD for a burger and fries. Used to be around $10 before Covid and before the carbon taxes inflated everything.

aaaaaaaah how do we profit guys come on

>>58274250
It now has financial tarot readings.... Keke

>god himself has to move the earth to stop semiconductors from pumping

>>58274286
Buy UEC

i just realized that i am going to be making a lot of money off this crisis, and i kind of feel bad now

>>58274319
death profits unf

>it's the strongest quake in 25 years, whole high rise buildings collapsed, tsunami warnings in several countries, must be people dead.
x10 leverage bear on this shit or it's rigged right

>>58273305
Looks pretty bad tbqh

>>58274230
im mostly looking into it because im literally priced out of the market right now, im not buying spy/qqq at these prices

>>58274347
>Tsunami heights reached nearly half a meter, or 1.5 feet, in Chenggong, approximately 100 km (62 miles) south of the quake’s epicenter
OH FUCK SELL EVERYTHING THE WAVES WERE ALMOST TWO FEET HIGH

Seriously fuck you dumb motherfucking assholes who show up when things get a bit red and try to make every retarded headline into the end of the world.

>>58274303
Feels like we are in the beginning stage of the next financial bubble crisis. Something similar to Dot Com but its with chips and AI this time I think.

>>58274240
Taiwan is like the worst place on the planet to build semi fabs, hilariously poetic how life works sometimes

>>58274380
Yeah as in it's going to take ten more years for the bubble to pop because it's just getting started. Agreed.

>>58274374
>>58274374
>OH FUCK SELL EVERYTHING THE WAVES WERE ALMOST TWO FEET HIGH
>Seriously fuck you dumb motherfucking assholes who show up when things get a bit red and try to make every retarded headline into the end of the world.
that's literally how the market works you retarded fucking retard holy fuck shut the fuck up holy fuck RETARD FUCK OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>58274388
The market is made by dumb motherfucking retail bears freaking out about an earthquake?

>>58274374
people are very panicky and the market is absolutely going to reflect that. tomorrow will be a bloodbath.

>speculators move money around based on fear, rumours
4chan poster in eternal poverty loses his mind in capslock

>>58274386
I dunno, with interest rate cuts not happening anymore, it may happen much sooner than later.

2000 and 2008 were election years that had godawful markets. 2024 could be even worse.

>>58274397
No, a fucking earthquake is not going to cause the market to sell off. Fuck you.

>>58274400
>rate cuts not happening anymore
Where the fuck do you idiots get this shit? I mean seriously what the fuck this has to just be /pol/ tourists

The pattern will break to the upside and you won't believe your eyes.
DIAMOND HANDS HODL! NOTHINGBURGER HODL!

How do I profit from the gookquake? Is it already too late?

>>58274418
an earthquake is an obvious catalyst that can expose a lot of vulnerabilities. this market is a house of cards and it just takes that one moment for it to come crashing down. slurpers will slurp, but all they are doing is catching a falling knife. also interest rates aren't going down because inflation is still hot, retard.

>>58274435
Why don't you go back and check out all the other earthquakes that happened last year that didn't cause a global economic collapse you fucking dimwit.

>muh house of cards
>muh hot inflation
Go short, give me your money.

>>58274400
The rate cuts will happen to rescue a crash, turning it into a mild correction. Fed just needs an excuse to cut that isn't on them, inflation is necessary now.

In an election year and in a tech/AI war with China, money needs to be printed. Fuck the consumer. DXY to 70.

retail is likely short & will be expecting the market to dump on the quake news, so guess what is actually going to happen.

MY FUCKING CHINK SEMI STOCKS ARE GOING TO BE TOAST. FUCKING FUCK

>>58274446
the earthquake can be a total nothingburger, but if it is reported as a big deal and made to be a big deal, then it is a big deal. people, yes even big money, are reactive, emotional creatures. cope and seethe baggie. see you tomorrow

>>58274386
Russia and China are buying up large swathes of the only real money that exists on this planet. Ww3 is coming. Israel or the us will start it. There can and will be a catalyst. Otherwise someone’s to blame and everyone’s responsibility is no one’s.

>>58274456
If cuts do happen, expect a MAJOR depression to occur

>>58274435
>slurpers will slurp
frfr

>>58274217
I live in California and haven't had fast food since 2020 right before the pandemic. Incredible to see this shit. A #1 combo and In-N-Out was $7 and change. $6 and change in suburban areas. Fuck this gay state.

Was busy waging, can anyone tell me why the market was red today? Thanks

okay real talk - anon here building his own YSE
im stuck trying figure out the following:
what do tickers represent? a company? or just simply a meme? something else?
if it represents a company or meme, even, who controls it? how are shares issued?
should there be market makers (anons who are assigned shares and negatively select their holdings?)
i think a minute tick update would be the best i can do - real time seems costly idk

>>58273301
They specifically said they would stop doing that. So they're lying to investors. Where are the lawsuits?

JUST HEARD ABOUT EARTHQUAKE

IS TSMC SAFE????

>>58274497
I just read an article about the price increases on fast food in California after the mandatory wage increases and some burger King meals are almost $20 now. That's not even fast food anymore, that's flat out sit down restaurant prices. California is going to implode in the next 20 years. I don't know what happens to that state after that. And a majority of the people there are hell bent on self destruction. It doesn't matter what you do to them, they will vote blue no matter who, or flee the state, go to a red state and start voting blue again. I swear democrats at this point are just parasites.

You're telling me I get another chance to slurp sub 517 SPY? We should have earthquakes every day then!

NBD NIGGERTARDS, everything will be fine.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/03/tsmc-evacuates-some-factory-lines-after-taiwan-earthquake.html

>tayquake causes semis to dump which causes markets to crash

>>58274517
just keep it simple, use 4chan characters and memes. the hard part is making the system dynamic with actual multiplayer impact and not just following fixed logic or rigid price action

>>58274488
This is why people are panic buying gold and silver related instruments right now. You should also consider buying some on the dip later this month.

>>58274488
why
cuts are happening. 3 of them. this year.

>futures

>>58274217
I never get fries at burger joints because they're always deep fried in soibean oil and other nasty shit. If they reverted back to the 1970s and fried them in beef tallow, then it'd be a different story. For a meal at In-N-Out, I just get two Double-Doubles because I probably skipped lunch that day if I'm ordering there anyway.
But yeah, prices are ridiculous everywhere. My dad and I grabbed dinner at a sit-down spot yesterday and a burger was $15.

>>58274559
They wouldn't cut unless something broke

>>58274566
They are cutting though. 3 times. This year.

>>58274553
maybe perhaps after the minute tick, it will count the balance between bought/sold and adjust the price based on that

>>58274517
1. For your own good do not put so much time and effort into something that will be novel for maybe TWO WEEKS.
2. If the tickers represent anything other than NATGAS AND OIL then they are GAY.

>>58274592
i understand what must be done now
thanks for the motivational speech

>>58274488
>>58274556
Also, picture related. Gold going up fast *with* the dollar and bonds. That doesn't happen in a normal market.

SIGA looks like a nice put.

>>58274636
>Michael Gay Education

First sippy poo of the week. Feeling nice.

is Tesla a buy a yet?
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA?p=TSLA&.tsrc=fin-srch
or is it headed to double digits since Musk can't seem to figure out how to stop pissing off the jews?

>>58274680
I'd consider it at around $18.

>>58274383
>Taiwan is like the worst place on the planet to build semi fabs
why? everything importamt is built to withstand a 9.5

>>58274680
if META hit double digits not too long ago, so can TSLA

>>58274636
GLD has divergence on the RSI and MACD.
It's a nice put.

>>58274240
That explains the Nvidia dip

just made a woman come and she immediately asked for a drink
what does this mean?

>>58274721
Yes, stretched above the moving averages as well and GDX at resistance. I sold all of my GDXU and AGQ today, still have a ton of SLV Jan 2025 LEAPs... might sell them if silver is still up at open. Time for a dipperino any day now. People who were panic buying today will sell and I will slurp it all.

Gold will then rocket to $2500, silver to $36.

>futures

And just like that, NVDA was never above $890 ever again.

>>58274785
clever girl

>>58274785

>>58274534
For now. Imagine some black swan event happens on the other side of Taiwan where the plants are at kek

>>58273750
Not always true
The japanese earthquake in 2011 caused quite an issue

But this is a nothingburger

Movie anon, of you're out there, you need to find a way to pirate the second dune movie so we can watch it next saturday. I'll definitely show up if you do.

>>58274488
>>58274488


Why?

Inflation was the same in 2009 when the fed atarted cutting

>>58274475
>>58274497
Those are fucking amazing prices and its making me rethink why i live in tampa>>58274489
R

>Dance on Cocaine, LSD, Ecstasy
>Dance on Cocaine, Follow me, Dance with me (x3)
>Dance on Cocaine, LSD, Ecstasy
>Dance on Cocaine, Co-caine
yeah, i'm thinking BUY! BUY! BUY!

why do i feel like my actions are cursed, ive been cash since Nov23 until recently this last week or so. As soon as I go long tech/semis, a fucking earthquake happens. total bs

What are recommendations for a mobile and computer trading platform? Nothing fancy, but I do want to be able to track performance split Into by each block trade plus overall on a stock

>>58274968
It's because you are a retail tard

Is NYCB ded

>>58275011
No, it's stabilizing. It was supposed to be dead by now but not only is it still here, but it's still over $3 a share.

>>58274968
try having a plan
>be me
>do a bunch of DD on jewish holidays, celestial events and astrology.
>set a time frame of when the dump will start
>make a few good trades
>get euphoric
>read more /smg/
>make a ton of retarded trades
>dump begins
>forget about all the DD i did with stupid longs.
>no exit plan
>lose all my trades
at least the pain and suffering ends temporarily at the end of this month.

>>58274976
i use fidelity mobile and atp, for what its worth. also ATP is a bitch to install if you are missing 2 brain cells.

I found a slam dunk stock, but I'm not going to reveal it until my next video. I'm going to make us all rich.

>bought SOXL at ATH
aight time to sell

>>58274592
It was novel for like two hours really.
>>58274517
If you do limit orders instead of market orders you could simulate bids/asks.

>>58275023
I was hoping it would stabilize around $4 but I’m sure it will get there eventually

>>58275091
>

>>58273318
AI is a giant hoax

wow, did not know taiwan is an island

>EU dumps in the night because of earthquake
>EU wakes up
>Huh? What earthquake? PUMP
Absolute sons of whores

>>58275179
Use your words chud, and learn how to cook.

I am so ready to PLAY tomorrow.

bought a cheap bag during the pandemic, and now i will harvest the seeds I have sowed

How do I exploit the DJT bubble for profit? When should I sell, right before there’s a jury verdict for his next trial (probably about 6 weeks after April 15) or right before late September?

>>58275209
most geographically literate american

>>58275260
I remember hearing someone say White Americans are racist because we think of Africa as one country but desu most Americans think of "not America" as more or less one place (when they think about it at all) not just Africa. Even Europe, our homeland, just kind of blends together in our minds. Most Americans probably don't know Wales and Nottingham are real places that still exist and not just made up places from old stories.

>>58275260
>most geographically
bla bla bla suck a google maps cockk

China invented earthquake machine???

>oil futures

GHM, INR, META

>>58275395
>INR
Which one?

GOLD CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

i bought

>>58275405
The flying one

>>58275288
yeah as i much as i hate americans the africa thing isn't really a fair criticism. those countries are made up and they're niggers anyway

Lovely how EU can't do shit actually themselves. Everything happened 1 hour ago in the EU premarket. Now nothing. And the next thing will only happen in 45 mins when the US "officially" joins.

do we pump today

So judging by EU markets it appears that not even a massive earthquake in Taiwan, threatening the entire worldwide semiconductor production can induce a moderate correction in this market?

>>58275448
no

Yields...

>still cant buy gev
how the fuck am i supposed to make it if my gay european broker is so late on the uptake

Next week with the CPI it will probably be it

>>58275563
what's up with gev

how are my little traderlings doing today?

>taiwan earthquake
SEMICONDUCTORS
TO
INFINITY

>>58273271
>>58273987
I remember in 2015 thinking it was a massive fucking crime that there wasn't more fanart of these two girls.

>>58274290
I was truly ahead of the curve

>>58273297
DUMP DUMP
DUMP THE MARKET

When DAX dumped the hardest of all EU indices in the night during the earthquake I thought
>maybe it is because of the insurance/reinsurance companies, makes sense
>EU opens
>pumps above earthquake levels
>insurance companies aren't even red
lol

>>58275654
>>insurance companies aren't even red
They tend to get dragged around by finance/economics more than the weather.

>>58275660
They actually tend to get dragged around by tax evasion.

OiIL and GOLD

>>58275664
Noice. Damn the state.

>>58275611
It’s still a massive fucking crime, their songs are real good too

>>58275660
>weather
I didn't realize earthquakes were a form of weather

>>58275693
It's all fluid convection. I'll call it weather.

>>58275675
There is now a global tax in germany. They won't evade another time. But it is still only 15%. So pretty much less than what a regular worker pays in taxes. Haha, waging and working is such fun. Questionable when this whole thing dilemma breaks. Gen Z is starting it and they are absolutely right in doing so.

>>58275693
Also thought on commenting on that and adding that you could then state that earthquakes are also climate change. I mean, they probably are. But I know people here are denying climate change, so I also would have only really posted that to provoke and troll (despite being right).

>>58275700
It made some sense with nation states but sacrificing at all for these international shopping mall countries is retarded because they'll just rug you with immigrants.

>>58275709
If climate change were real the people who sell it would be buying land in Northern Canada not islands that are supposed to be lethally hot and underwater.

>>58275660
European markets don't matter at all.

let's see paul allen's portfolio

>>58275710
Yeah, let the companies that are the reason immigrants flood the country reign supreme and without consequences. You think immigrants came to germany etc because the politicians themselves wanted that for the sake of it? Btw I'm an immigrant's child. And my father was hired in his home country, in the capital, no language skills needed, nothing really needed, just physical fitness, which he had. Companies are the reason for this.

>>58275772
>>58275700
You could even go as far as to say that it is shareholders, as they demand profit and companies bow down to them. Thus they globalize, outsource etc, max cost cutting.

>>58275771
He would be all in on something really boring like IBM but he would have got it as such a good price you couldn't help but be impressed

>>58275590
nuclear and renewable spin off from general electric. started trading yesterday, but my broker hasnt introduced it yet

Sovereign debt crisis!

hmm today i think i'll buy more on leverage

just remember that if you ever feel betrayed by semis, cocoa will have your back

>>58274380
The 30 year old boobler

Thoughts on IonQ

>>58275865
Coffee is also pumping hard. But it is Robusta, the less exquisite one. Though it will probably pump both prices in retail as sometimes coffee is mixed and companies sure will not shy away from raising arabica prices when they have to raise Robusta prices, cause otherwise nobody will buy Robusta. So it will probably inevitably lead to all coffee rising in retail prices.

/SI bros is it the SQUEEZE?

>>58275889

These Jewish hedge funds are about to get taken out back

>>58275886
Hmm, it seems like good proposal, after all it should grow in regions similar to cocoa so bad supply news are around the corner. And I would be pumping my bags thrice a day.

>>58275772
>You think immigrants came to germany etc because the politicians themselves wanted that for the sake of it?
Yes. Multiethnic electorates are far easier to manipulate.

>>58275889
jp morgan bros.......are we losing!?

How do I omad?

>>58275921
>Multiethnic electorates are far easier to manipulate.
At least that's what they think but as we are in the process of finding out diversity can't be controlled at all.

>>58275941
What's your current meal schedule like?

>>58275956
It reliably votes for them which is all they care about.

>Eurozone CPI (M/M) Mar: 0.8% (est 0.9%; prev 0.6%)
- CPI (Y/Y) Mar P: 2.4% (est 2.5%; prev 2.6%)
- CPI Core (Y/Y) Mar P: 2.9% (est 3.0%; prev 3.1%)
>Eurozone CPI Core (M/M) Mar P: 1.1% (prev 0.7%)

>let's cut into 0,8% mom CPI and +1,1% mom Core

stock frens i don't feel so good...

>>58275969
Non-whites are tribal. They vote for each other above all else even if it makes things worse for them. For whites and jews this is just a very slow process of sawing off the branch they sit on.

>>58275991
Are you implying jews aren't tribal?

>>58275812
it's up on 2 of my brokers, seems interesting

>>58276005
Who is gonna vote for jews if not whites? Even pajeets will choose themselves if they don't see jews as superior anymore.

Whats the best brokerage right now?

Explain right now why aren't you in GDXU.

>>58276032
I'm afraid I'm one step ahead of you. Look at what is in your left hand. Mhmhm, sweet, tasty cocoa.

wtf is up with MAERSK, seems 8444 was the bottom?
Is the supercycle finally restarting?

>>58274394
>The market is made by dumb motherfucking retail bears freaking out about an earthquake?
Yeah. You got it. It's finally sinking in

Semis are over. They will start pumping again in 1.5-2 years. The semi market is always cyclical.
NVDA 600 eom.

It's over for Taiwanfags and semisissies

>>58274217
>$4 for a cheeseburger
yeah fuck that. I can go to McDicks and get a McDouble for $2. BOGO most days with the app. Imagine ordering straight off the menu at full price like some boomer. lol (lmao)

>>58276060
Why would you own MAERSK with fixed rates from november and not chad zim that will have MASSIVE earnings in q1 and q2, possibly q3 and q4 if red sea issue continues. Which is likely

>>58276006
its my fault for using a shitty broker like their entire structure is fucking retarded. im only the nominal owner of my shares because when i submit a buy order they hold the shares from ibkr and hold them in my name

>>58276111
I don't own MAERSK yet, but never heard of ZIM, them both seem just as cyclical though
>>58276118
What sort of broker is set up like that? not even owning the shares sounds a little "risky"

>>58276107
>strongest quacke in 25 years
>some inspection needed
yeah its over

>>58276111
I actually expected more from the red sea thing. It's like you hear nothing about it.

>>58276032

I own 450 shares of GDXU. I’m going to be a millionaire by election time

>>58275956
>>58275921
Forced diversity is not to manipulate specificaly, rather it's intended to divide populations along racial and cultural lines instead of class and authority.
It's a tactic used by corporations to prevent collective bargaining and governments to prevent class warfare.

>>58275982
what kinda schizo ass inflation is in the eu, flip-flops from -0.6% to +0.8 in a couple of months

>>58276154
if you look at MoM, then it's simply seasonal

my options are going to go to zero. THIS IS GONNA HURT BADLY

>>58276159
thought it was adjusted for that, nvm then. Carry on

This market is so volatile im standing here like a deer with the headlights approaching

>>58276159
Seems it's always around 0.8% in March. I'd say it's returning to normal and time for 0% rates

>>58276151
>It's not meant to manipulate their behavior. Rather it manipulates them into a "desireable" behavior
Aside from that it just doesn't work for corps or countries.

>>58276179
yeah, 0.8 is pretty decent

Hydrogen is the next play frens
Do what you will with this.

>>58276232
I dont know man, energy prices are high as fuck and producing hydrogwn is expensive

>>58273624
>>58274643
Monkey boils relaunched as m pox. Can't have current massive monkey boils and stigma against the gays if relaunched token under new less scary and generic name.

Which brokerage should I use?
I was one of the top players in the yotsuba exchange before it ended

>>58276264
Read the OP
Depwnds where you live

>>58276271
I live in new york

>>58276160
I thought i was buying june contracts of nvda but they were april. I am getting heemed.

>1 company that will +200% EoY
*silence*

If you're constantly worried about the market, then take a lower beta position.

>>58276245
I've said too much

>>58276140
The longer this stays up, the more profit for zim.
And it's ticking back up on lower timeframes

>>58276283
You can do 200% a hell of a lot quicker than EoY

>>58276309
hows their divvy nowadays?

>>58276318
0.

>>58276320
This. Just short this piece of shit to hell. Easy 5x

How do I understand the chart from tradingview? There are so many lines on thr screen and buttons i dont know

>>58276318
>>58276322
CEO seemed to be sandbagging hard but the policy hasn't changed.
We'll see.

Enormous green stick coming today, congrats to all who slurped yesterday.

>>58276257
Jynneos needs booster every month - year. Bavarian Nordic might be on to something for their gay sex subscription service going commercial in the USA. What's the siga rates on mpox outbreaks? Pride month should see something listed on a tier one cex

>>58276339
I wouldn't recommend shorting the largest motherboard manufacturer with only a 50b market cap.

>>58276320
even shitty index funds are up big right now

had sex
bullish?

>Tesla down 14% this year
>apple barely up 1%
Bogleheads win again

>>58276382
I'm going to have to get some extra gfs anon. My poor gf can't handle me when I am in the mood for sex. She tapped out last night and I could have went for another round.

AI is such an absolute fraud. This bubble cannot pop fast enough. I will piss myself in spasmodic glee as the NVDA baggies rope

>>58276413
>>58276413
>>58276413

new

always trade with 1 in the chamber. you need to have REAL risk when you put on a trade. if you aren't willing to take a bullet then are you really confident in your position?

>>58276245
Energy prices are currently the only limiting factor for human development. Once we solve energy we will enter post scarcity.

>>58276424
Just drill a hole down to the core it's literally free infinite energy a ball of diamond melting hellfire

>>58276424
post-scarcity is communist propaganda

>>58276424
just build nuclear reactors. but supply and demand will always exist

Obvious bounce coming today. Probably late in day to make bobos think they get to participate in the great taking. Bounce today exactly where you can draw a line, may exceed past to trigger stops so be cautious. 2DTE calls will probably be worth looking at this AM/Early Afternoon.

>>58275023
>>58275171
COPE
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>>58276382
bullshit

>>58276417
There will always be more Indians

>>58276447
Nuclear reactors kinda work. They are an excellent way to build up a grid and provide baseload needs for large cities etc. Natural Gas ones are also good for that, but they are actively being campaigned against and aren't used to their full capacity so no one wants to build out the grid with them. Because too many businesses rely on high energy prices

>>58276005
Jews aren't white.

>>58276024
ibkr
>>58276032
Miners should pop right about now.