/biz/ - Business & Finance

This is not an april fools joke by the way, the timing is just unfortunate. Happy to be proven wrong.

I sold all my anime to buy desu.

>>58229881
good fud, still not selling
im hodling KDA till i can use DeFi on it to deposit into an AAVE type solution (or straight AAVE enabled by CCIP) till i can pay for the lifestyle in my pic with just the interest on the loan.
with my 500k KDA i think that will be by the end of this bull run

>>58232042
It's not FUD, it's the latest state of my understanding of the future of finance. If you need more detail on any part, just ask.

>>58233112
you completely ignore decentralization

>>58234445
Explain why in your own words

Babena

is there any plan on this shit getting on coinbase? it's been 4 years

>>58237004
> be X2JWPYJ0, a faggot anime poster
> discuss how L2s are superior to Kadena because L2s scale
> totally ignore the fact that L2s rely on a centralized sequencer
> just use arbitrum's shitty permissioned database bro

>I'm a clown xD

>>58246194
No both can scale, I am specifically talking about composability, separate L2s can where as kda shards can't.
Also if you think having a centralized sequencer is bad you don't understand why L2s are valuable. You know how you need to get 100 nodes for a cosmos chain and it's still centralized and unsecure? L2s i.e. Roll-ups allow for a decentralized network while only running it on one sequencer, even if you think this is a bad idea, it's still better than the first setup.

>>58248265
>That's it?
>Wrap up and we go back to ETH?

>>58249234
Yeah basically..

>>58249355
>I get it, you're doing Aprils Fools, funny.

>>58248265
youre clearly smarter than me
the way you can make things that are so retarded sound smugly superior and correct is remarkable.
I wish i were blessed with your tranime intelligence level

>>58232042
KDA price target this cycle? Holding ~10k bought @ 0.40 in 2021 which I regrettably didn't sell when it pumped to ~$20. Wondering whether to keep my bag or flip it now into a more promising smallcap.

>>58250120
I'm unironically not, I got unbanned yesterday and today was the best time to post.
>>58255259
>>58255259
I used to think kda could easily go tripple didgidits because of course it could, it's the only chain not a scam after all, but I think after today it can only go to $77

>>58256289
Interesting, so about a 2.5x from prev ATH, about ADA's current marketcap. Seems plausible, just feels like the team isn't great at generating hype. Maybe with more institutional money that won't matter as much this cycle.

What else are you holding anon? Seems like KDA people love discussing Coinmetro gems and Kevin's continued disappointments.

>>58257090
let me call my fund manager and get back to you

>>58255259
i dont have a price target
i will start to sell when KDA receives proper adoption and attention
i literally view this shit as the future of france
its main issue of course is speed, but other than that its scalable.
the speed isn't bad enough to push away zoom zoom heads once KDA has narraritive going for it because everything else about it is so awesome.

at the point where youtube influencers are talking KDA and ansem is tweeting about kda shit coins, i'll be selling. only half though.


>>58256289
triple digits is ez

>>58257090
$77 would be a low ball without much hype.
if we got hype it could hit 250, easily.

https://notes.ethereum.org/@mikeneuder/iiii
Ethereum's economics are too complex

>>58264976
>its main issue of course is speed
No it's not. The issue is composability.

>>58264976
>the future of france
Kadena is black?

>>58232042
>hodls 500k kadeba
>hates anime
Uhm.. Kevin ? Why did you sell so many of your kabundas for the superior protocol Alephium ?

The shitcoin I wanted to buy 4 days ago that doubled finally retraced a bit. Thanks Bitcoin for looking out for me.

I fucking hate ethereum.

>trading on a red day
couldn't be me
Alephereum is up only ad infiniminimum

>>58267588
>>trading on a red day
It means better prices, does it not?
Are you telling me to buy on green and sell on red?

>>58267607
>selling, ever
not gonna ngmi it
buy on red
and buy more on redder

>>58267642
I am literally trying to buy on red I don't get it.

>selling usdc
shaking my fricking neck

I'm talking to this guy online who is tall and has very big muscles. He is interested in me and claims I am "cute as fuck". His interest in me is making me slightly less interested. Why am I like this?

I'm buying a coin that is going up right now AMA

gay lole

>>58267780
>His interest in me is making me slightly less interested
Women hate when guys like them, they want when guys hate them. That's why I only got a gf after I started calling girls in my class bitch. They don't teach you that in highschool.

>>58268511
How do I make someone call me retarded and stupid without telling them to call me that?
I need him to want to do it, not think he is supposed to do it.

>>58268686
>How do I make someone call me retarded
That's a very difficult question, I don't know. Can you ask something about issues with universal synchronous composability and shards instead.

>>58268756
What is universals synchronous composability and why do you think eth L2s have this?

>>58268809
It's atomic composability, just the real term for it. L2s can have it if they share a sequencer. Imagine rollups not having to run their own sequencer, instead something like espressosys.com does this job while also allowing for interoperability between them. Sequencer then can use ETH for DA. It's so over for kadena babena haha.

Just gave temporary internet access to new neighbors and had to tell them the cringy name I set the router to..

>>58268992
>Just gave temporary internet access to new neighbors
Do your neighbours not have phones?
Maybe I'm an asshole, but I wouldn't give strangers access to my internet. What if they did something bad and got me raided?
>and had to tell them the cringy name I set the router to..
How cringe is it? I have two wifi names, they're cute and matching.
For security reasons I cannot say the names, but they are not weeby at all.

>>58269111
>What if they did something bad
It's all about trust, that's why I told eth.
>How cringe is it?
It's very much fine within means, not something I would say in person like I did today but something I can select on someone's phone without it being weird.

>>58268144
should have bought more [redacted] FUCK

>>58269292
>It's very much fine within means, not something I would say in person like I did today
>but something I can select on someone's phone without it being weird.
So it's fine to point, but not say?


>>58269470
I'm making so much money swinging XCMv2.

>>58269491
>estimated APR reward slider on website
no way

>>58267780
>she grew out of her yuri phase
Happy for you.

>>58269491
>$REI

>>58269845
I tried on 3 seperate occassions to find girls and the only people interested in me are guys. I am not sure if I will actually do something. I have very complicated feelings. If I am in the wrong mindset I feel absolutely repulsed by sex, but on occassion I may not completely hate the thought of being used. I honestly don't know what to do. Regardless, Yuri *IS* the purest love there is and nothing could ever change that. I'm not sure if I could commit to anything else until I've experienced at least one (1) Yuri relationship as something other than the himejoshi observer. It would be forever nagging in my mind.

It's difficult being me. I do think the best solution is to remain a shut-in and live vicariously through yuri and loli manga desu~

>>58269950
Cancel the new bathroom and invest in a high class GFE.

Is it gay if I am psychologically able to put myself into the role of a girl and realize how and why it is that they enjoy being used. Hypothetically. I'm not saying I'm.. I should stop posting, there are people inside the network.

>>58270072
>enjoy being used
Elaborate.

>>58270165
I was shitposting.

I can't wait for my tax return paycheck to buy more shitcoins.

>>58270014
How much do you think a GFE would cost? A long term one.
I wouldn't bother investing in the bathroom unless I made a really nice amount of money. If I make €300k+ what's €30k though, no biggie.

If Yurism is truly a phase I need to have my yuri phase so I can settle down with a man. Life is complicated.

>>58270072
Being able to put yourself in someone's shoes isn't gay. Asking if it's gay is kinda gay.

>>58270203
>denial

>>58270203
You were either serious or you were disrespecting women, and I didn't figure you the women disrespecting type.

>>58270278
With a GFE, you're paying for a lot more than just her body.
You're paying for her attention, mind, personality, humor, quirks, wits, the whole shebang.
A proper one is a lot more expensive than a prostitute for an evening or night already, long term, you will have to shell out.
If you make €300k+ what's €30k though, no biggie.

>>58270402
>A proper one is a lot more expensive than a prostitute for an evening or night already, long term, you will have to shell out.
>If you make €300k+ what's €30k though, no biggie.
€30k for something that isn't an asset is something. If I put €30k into a bathroom when my bathroom is absolutely awful I can at least recoup some of the cost if I sell through somewhat increased real estate value (though having a bathroom that needs to be renovated can be good too for resale).

>>58270463

>>58270573
Both travel and love will make you poor.

Qrdo has survived the current dip miraculously well. I suspect that if BTC negabarts back up I will be making a solid profit.

>>58270402
>I didn't figure you the women disrespecting type.
>started calling girls in my class bitches
>>58270600
I forgot to say, qrdo is DOA because safe is better
https://safe.global

>>58270849
Safe is a con.
Can't be used on CEX.

Buy LILA. It sounds cute. Lila. She has anon devs I think and needs a waifu. I hope she rugs me. That would be a turn-on. Imagine being findommed and abused by Lila.

>>58270914
>Imagine being findommed and abused by Lila
Who would be into that

>>58229881
Hey fuck you don't use KAF for your shillpost

>>58270984
>>>/vt/
komochi warui

atomic compostability allows for 480,000 times more composting per microdecasecond which is much better than the alternative, coomposting, brought on by strenuous bottlenecking your cock

>>58270984
>shillpost
it's a fudpost you poptard

>>58270996
>ko
ki typing is hard

>>58271004
All in on eMunie

>>58271010
I didn't read it

>>58271035
can you read it please

>>58229881
>This fucking shitcoin again
No poojeet, I'm not buying your "high tech" delhi-based coin
I'm staying on SOL, ETH and SUPER

Bots have found the only thread people write coherent sentences in, it's over.

>>58270849
>.global
Obvious scam domain.

>>58270600
Qredo will drop a 0 before the week is over.

>>58270278
Update: I made it to Remilia and got promptly rekt.

>>58271102
We're gonna make so much money. Qredo will could $1 imagine. Then we must make hard decisions, to roll over profits in another coin or baghold... I think roll over is ideal, but we will see how the price/projectquality ratio develops over time...

>>58271102
Thoughts?

>>58271385
$1 is a given since it's a new L1, what comes after is indeed a harder choice.
Qredo is going to melt faces, that is one thing that's certain.

>>58271665
At first glans it looks like a plausible statistic but many questions arise.
Is it self measured and self reported? Self assigned gender?
Are all participants from the same race and around the same age?
One could imagine that girls want to under-report their size and men want to over-report theirs.
What's the source, is it anything credible?

I mean, when your gf has a bigger dick than yourself, you failed as a man, there's no bigger embarrassment.

>>58272102
>Is it self measured and self reported? Self assigned gender?
Yes
>One could imagine that girls want to under-report their size and men want to over-report theirs.
Possible. 14cm self reported by people who desire smaller is impressive in itself. The cis males are mostly bottom fags so probably below average too.
>What's the source, is it anything credible?
Apparently a 4chan board for people who wish they had small penises, so somewhat biased.

>>58272155
It must be hard for a tranny with a 20cm penis.

The Vampires Yuna and Shizuha come to the island city of Chisakura hoping to find refuge from the relentless pursuit of Vampire Hunters. However, it turns out that the Hunters are already lying in wait for them. Will the Vampire duo escape the Hunters' trap and live to see tomorrow, or will they meet a fate worse than death...?

The two Vampires travel Japan together, evading the pursuit of Vampire Hunters in an attempt to live out their undead eternity in freedom. On the fateful night of their arrival in Chisakura, the full moon shines down upon the duo, intensifying their Vampiric impulses. The two attempt to slake their thirst for blood while remaining unnoticed.

Little do they know that lying in wait for them in the island city is a Hunters' trap. Outnumbered by a party of dangerous biological weapons commanded by the vengeful Yuika, the two Vampires must now weigh their options. Do they go on the run and flee Chisakura, or do they stand their ground and fight?

With the odds stacked against them and time running out, Yuna and Shizuha must choose wisely if both of them are to escape with their lives. Will the Vampire duo escape the Hunters' trap and live to see tomorrow, or will they meet a fate worse than death...?

>>58272166
Is it necessary for bottoms to have a small penis, in other words, do they have a reason to under-report?
Without proper independent measuring, it seems to become more of a psychological group analysis.

>>58272284
>Is it necessary for bottoms to have a small penis, in other words, do they have a reason to under-report?
No, but I do think they're more likely to become one.
As far as I know tops usually don't care because a hole is a hole, but I heard some get insecure if they have a smaller one.

I tried downloading Grindr on someone's recommendation to look what I can find in the local area, maybe hoping for a qtpie, but it wouldn't let me register so I had to let that go.
It's better I just sit inside and play VNs.

>>58272155
>if you were born as a little girl, you failed as a man

>>58271665
as the straightest whitest malest in this threadest I can safely say that most transgenders have bigger cocks than average

>>58272728
How would you rate a 13cm cock on the transgender scale? Asking for a friend.

>>58272824
wait wtf i thought this was the mahiro trolling on the internet webm, my bad there was no thumbnail

>>58272833
i made a grave mistake, here's the still version just pretend she's typing about how genderbender has nothing to do with gross trannies and how she's totally straight

>>58266152
> composability
we agree and disagree, short term the issue is speed. you can't get zoom zoom's attention when swaps take 30 seconds on KDA and are instant on Solana, but long term composability is a bigger issue. Is there anything that has this solved?

>>58266586
kek i had this exact thought when typing my comment

>>58267122
not kevin, literally some no name dude who is semi active in the KDA community.
wouldn't be hard to figure out who i am tbqh

good night thread

>>58272969
>there anything that has this solved?
You mean besides roll ups? Near apparently has some kind of solution. And in an attempt to not doompost for one second, apparently there are solutions for it on shards but I was told it’s bad Architecture..

What a thrill
With darkness and silence through the night
What a thrill
I'm searching and I'll melt into you
What a fear in my heart
But you're so supreme!
I give my life
Not for honor, but for you
Snake eater
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you
Snake eater
I'm still in a dream, snake eater!
Someday you go through the rain
Someday you feed on a tree frog
This ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see new life! I give my life
Not for honor, but for you
Snake eater
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you
Snake eater
I'm still in a dream, snake eater!

>>58273654
A girl in my dream was laying next to me in bed and asked in a slightly surprised voice if I smoked I responded with a nonchalant yeah, you could tell she liked it but replied with something like “it’s bad for you”
Why are women like that.

>>58275638
>>>/int/195598801
LOL some idiot in my country from /int/ is going to jail.

>>58276346
Jokes are illegal?

>>58276456
He didn't say in minecraft.

>>58276468
It's implied.

>>58272824
Isn't that still above the world average? I forgot.
I tried to do some research but all I could find was that trans boys should be happy with 4-6 cm.

>>58276346
Did they say they caught the poster?
So far it seems like they just closed parliament for a couple of hours.
The treat is so vaguely worded, it may not hold up in court, even if taken seriously.
>tfw Norwegian Prisma gf

I love /int/, discovered a new tune I'm listening to rn >>>/int/195598794

>>58276505
>Did they say they caught the poster?
They have control over the person who sent the email, they do not have control over the person who wrote the 4chan post. Probably behind seven proxies.
They claim that the person who sent the email is not arrested so I am not sure exactly what they mean.
>The treat is so vaguely worded, it may not hold up in court, even if taken seriously.
I'm not sure what the email was like.
>>tfw Norwegian Prisma gf
Meg i midten.

I'm not huge on /int/ lurking, but I noticed from the news image that blue == int, had to be the norwegian threads.

>drachenlord
lol

>>58276505
>They often see me sitting because I can't stand for long
I miss when rappers used to be honest

>>58276505
>Isn't that still above the world average? I forgot.
The world average is lowered by other ethnicities.
As a European I need to consider European averages.

>>58276586
The European average is raised by other ethnicities.

>>58276615
I have a monster pee pee after all...

>>58276527
I meant that the 4chan post was too vaguely worded for a court to take seriously.

>Meg i midten.
I already said which one I was.

If you read anything about a follow up to what's going to happen to that poster please keep us updated, although it won't top the story of the Sheikh for sure.

>>58276572
Or when they rapped about real things like being an anime protagonist.

>>58276618
Talking about freaks and pee, there's someone posting girls wetting themselves in norgetråden, your fellow country-people are quite messed up.

>>58276682
>Talking about freaks and pee, there's someone posting girls wetting themselves in norgetråden, your fellow country-people are quite messed up.
i-it's just a liquid layer...

>Norwegian flag
You either have a working VPN or a pass.

>>58276789
Look out your window and wave, I will wave back.

Norgetråden is useless though.

>>58276814
>Look out your window and wave, I will wave back.
I saw you, hello!
>Norgetråden is useless though.
Activity spiked because of the news.
If you want a good survey I recommend asking again another day.

>>>/int/195602568
Wow

>>>/int/195602691
Wow

TIA on CM, took them long enough

>>58277274
Damn Coinmetro listed Tiamonds?
Celestia (Ticker: TIA) bought hacked database email addresses and used them for spam.
I deleted the email, but it was actually a real one.

>>58277274
Why is it exciting?
I haven't heard of any exciting defi or dapps on TIA, seems like a VC pumped chain.
And tokenised diamonds is just a dumb idea really.

>>58277321
That's rad, did you know the founder of tia hacked! the CIA, hes so cool!
>>58277324
Only other chain that solved the trilemma. Key difference here is that the TIA coin will not be used the way ETH is used on it's respective L2s, sure gas but I don't think it will be "money" the way eth attempts to be, also VC unzip is gigantic.
>I haven't heard of any exciting defi or dapps on TIA
There are already plenty of projects using tia for data availability, went on here https://celestia.org/ecosystem/ and found this one https://www.asmatch.app gonna look for a gf there now bye

>>58277552
>Only other chain that solved the trilemma
You're ignoring nChain again.

>>58277691
What's nChain

>>58277710
>nChain is a global leader in blockchain innovation, offering software, IP licensing and consulting services. It supports Web3 transformation with Bitcoin SV, a scalable and secure blockchain platform.
They help people use Bitcoin.
It's just fun to say nChain because they claim to have almost 300 employees and it makes Bitcoin SV look very serious.

>>58277777

My native language is so gay I can't even tell the homies I love them without sounding like a homo. English is so much better.

>>58277807
You'd probably feel the same if you were english.

>>58278328
Native English speakers don't seek out another language to mask their words, whereas native [redacted] speakers do. I will not entertain this discussion any further!

>>58278351
Actually I just tried saying I love you in four languages and yours was the only one that made me feel embarassed.

>>58278376
What, am I reading this right, you're agreeing with my post yes?

>>58278394
Yes, is an embarassing language overall.

>>58278415
One anon once said it's more raw/vulnerable and I agree, doesn't make it better though, wondering if language-feel has anything to do with how cultures treat one another.

>It doesn't exist

>>58277807
See >>58270278
The same applies, saying you love your friends isn't gay but complaining about it and renouncing your mothers tongue is, cherish it.

America is the greatest country in the world because their citizens make it so, self hatred is gay.

>>58279152
>portugal is the greece of europe
do burgers really?

>>58278967
I bet qrdo doesn't have 10B in a wallet from a company

>An old friend sent me a text message
kowai

>>58279713
Safe is stupid it's just a smart contract. How are people going to make money on an L1 token from that?

>>58279759
>Heyy heard u bought QRDO lol we should deffo hang out again xoxo

>>58280011
It took me four text messages to mention crypto. He's going to rob me for sure now that he suspects I have like at least $50, that's a lot of money.
In my attempt to not be an irredeemable hikikomori I actually offered to meet up if he's ever bored. He doesn't live that far away from me apparently. Whether he'll take me up on that offer remains to be seen, but it seems fairly likely considering he reached out to me. I blame every single CM poster for this. You make me a better more functional person.

I wish I made myself a better more functional person.

>>58280111
Go to Thailand and have sex. You will become an unstoppable superhuman.
You'll exude an aura of confidence. Girls will smile at you everywhere you go.

>>58280139
>implying I can't have sex in [current country]
I'll take this an insult

>>58280179
You can't even say I love you to a bro in [current country] without getting embarassed.

>>58280186
Well I'm not gay so it makes sense right

>>58280100
That's not even money for two beers over there.
But this romcom sounds okay, will watch the first 3 episodes to see what it is.

>>58280199
Practice on Thai practice friend.

>>58280759
Another friend I haven't seen in like 10 years might come too. It looks like it might be thursday next week. It's getting hontoni kowai..

>>58281412
Disgusting normie.

I haven't stepped outside in a while

>>58281508
Meanie. My mere existence in the real world is an act of trolling. It fills me with joy that I am an affront to nature.
I'm also currently (not simultaneously) reading a guro yuri VN and watching a pedo SoL with Japanese subtitles.

I'm curious how they'll react. I don't even know if the other old classmate knows that I am what I am. It's been many many years since I met up with someone in this country. I don't even know what to talk about other than the fact that I am an irredeemable Otaku with zero real life qualifications who makes all my money buying pump and dumps and collecting autismbux from my own home.

>>58281728
He always had a crush on you and when he saw your recent Instagram pics he could no longer resist.

I
WON
>AHHAHAHAHAHA
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>>58284063
>Anon makes up rivalry between projects who are friends with one another and that most anons hold both of in order to win at something in life
Grim
>>58246281
>>58276618
Wait you both still don't have any ALPH, right? How can I keep saying everyone holds it meme if I'm the only one!
On a more serious note I wonder if PoW projects that are not doing something extraordinarily will be recognized by most, I think ALPH can 2x still conservatively but that's about it the way people hate PoW.
>PoS is better than PoW in every single way. More secure, more decentralized, more fair & more economically sound. Why should we support PoW-based chains at all at this point when PoS is clearly technologically superior?
The above sounds beyond deranged to me since we should try many different things and let time decide, the call to action to drop support for PoW just because you think the other is better is borderline dystopian. And everyone who disagreed with this was just a PoW shitcoin bagholder. I still think PoW's simplicity is beautiful in a way PoS can't ever be (even Justin Drake, professional PoS deep throater on the planet says it's maybe 100x more complex) but every other researcher does not think the same way except maybe lyn alden - on this note I have found and converted parts of her newest book that are related to this, will post now.

1/3

2/3

3/3

>>58284788
uhmmn
L1's can't be friends. There is no second best.
Murckeye used (You) as exit liquidity.
I.
Won.
Lol.

>>58284828
But I hold ALPH, explain that atheist.

>hodlings
>>0.01 Alephignium
>>6,000,000 kadeada
HUH?
HUH?
HUH ? ???!?????/??~//?

>>58284868
wtf how are you able see my holdings??

heh

>>58284905
Can you ask him to remove the floor?

https://www.kadena.io/blog/announcing-kadena-cabinet-earn-yield-and-shape-the-future-of-kadena

Do we like this? Get rewards for being a governance voter?

https://rekt.news/prismafi-rekt/
>Someone exploited Illya
Oh no... Who would do such a thing?

>>58286493
I like that they mentioned the bridge.
What's the APY? I assume they want to lock up tokens during bull for price action.

>>58287116
They won't get away with that a second time

>>58289480
>They won't get away with that a second time
Anon... People will always buy the top. They'll also lock their funds up to prove to themselves they're in it for the tech and besides it's a new paradigm and the gains are permanent.

I just exploited Prisma some more~
Hope nobody can track the traces back to me...

>>58289840
Define traces

>>58290636
What's left of my work... There are small parts of my actions all over prisma.

>>58289806
It's funny, in >>58289480 Anoni meant the Kadena team won't get away with the bonding shenanigans a second time, but your answer is still valid as to why they will.
Should've used the two girls hugging image from the post below and nobody would be none the wiser.

>>58290794
>Anoni meant the Kadena team won't get away with the bonding shenanigans a second time, but your answer is still valid as to why they will.
As intended.
>Should've used the two girls hugging image
You are right, we need more girls hugging.

>>58290823

Can someone explain to me what makes alph superior to kadena?

>>58292534
It's just, more active team, working implementations of a bridge, good taste, not completely out of touch. But besides that there really isn't much that is better, in fact it is kind of worse, still going to 2x at least, but PoW chains that don't have a justification for being pow the way chainweb has are a dying breed. Read thread as for why.

>>58292561
Are you suggesting alph will perform better in the short term and kda will in the long term?

>>58292605
Isn't it doing that right now

who need alph or kadena when anon team solve trilemma?
>scalability (profit wise)
>undiscoverability (anon wise)
>rapidity (time wise)
Hypothetically, what are the odds I get rugged before the end of the bullrun?