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>log on late yesterday
>see everyone talking about the new exchange
>think it's some promo that 4chan is running where they airdropped everyone $1000 for their new IPO
>make $1,000,000+ and immediately call up my mom
>tell her I'm paying off her house
>call my dad and tell him I made $1,000,000 in crypto
>for the first time ever he says he's proud of me
>go to sleep
>wake up this morning
>realize it was all a joke
It's over.

>> No.58265334

>>58265292
Yes

>> No.58265347

>>58265292
Don't do it and just accept that you fucked up.

>> No.58265375
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>>58265292
Pics or it didn’t happen

>> No.58265402

>>58265334
k

>>58265347
I can't. They finally thought I wasn't a fuckup and now it's obvious. I just wanted to make it

>> No.58265578

>>58265402
If you care about their opinion that means you have feelings for them. They'll be more distraught over you killing yourself than you being a retarded son.
Take your fuckup on the chin.

>> No.58265614

>>58265292
There's a problem here anon, you didn't tell them that you were a mogul too, what happened? don't tell me...

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>>58265292
I wasnt online yesterday, what was that?

>> No.58265668

i tried getting my job back this morning after quitting over the phone when i reached mogul but when i quit i told them to fuck off and called them retard boomers who don't understand the new financial paradigm so when i walked into work this morning they just laughed and called me a little moonboy and they said they're not currently hiring. but it's ok cause i was only going back just in case, i'm still pretty sure the few million i kept in $ on the exchange in case it crashed will be linked to my bank account or something, we just need to wait.

>> No.58265828

>>58265292
Didnt everything rug back to $1 at the end?

>> No.58265862

If you did well don't forget to claim your prize!
http://4chan.org/prize.html

>> No.58265948
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58265948

>>58265292
I have this AI/Tau AGRS do the same, but for reall

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>>58265948
You re rich anon?

>> No.58265959

>>58265952
Already holding that but is not a big deal

>> No.58265970

>>58265862
Worth it.

>> No.58265980

>>58265627
A fake, like >>58265948

>> No.58266003

>>58265292
I called your mom a ho.

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>>58265627
>I wasnt online yesterday
For real? 4chan had a stock market for memes, you start with a $1000 and make you way up from there. It was fun.

>> No.58266042

>>58265402
It was literally April the 1st, just say it was an obvious April fools joke on your part

>> No.58266047

>>58265292
Just tell them you got April fooled

>> No.58266830

>>58266042
>>58266047
You don't understand I told my mom I would pay off her house and my dad said he was proud of me.

>> No.58266852

>>58266830
I think I understand, you're retarded.

>> No.58266855

>>58265292
>It's over
Is it?

>> No.58267332

>>58265292
didnt CHUCK redemption phase? lmao

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>>58265627
I made 10.8 million by the end

>> No.58267387

>>58265292
Wait a little, lemme find a way to get a kys nigger price index on truflation before you do that, the rest of us should be in the position to take profit from you killing yourself

>> No.58267411

>>58265292
Lol retard

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58268695

Frog posters really are a bunch of gullible mongoloids aren't they....

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wow nice larp anon

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>>58265292
>for the first time ever he says he's proud of me
your dad is a faggot

you might want to take a break anon if you're feeling burned out or bad in general.
maybe try something else, play a game and relax
Although if you want money at the same time, you could go for p2e games, that is my solution for my current mental state with ether orb