/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58261437
lodoss war is kino

news:
>general electric spin-off happening today in pre-market
>general electric vernova is the new publicly traded company with specific focus on solar, wind and nuclear
>CCJ soars thanks to goldmann-sachs adjusted price target @ 55$ pps
>KAP expecting to run out of readily available supply by 2030

nuclear energy play to wagmi:
>spot prices pre 2021 were 30$/lb
>spot prices since spiked to 100$/lb and current low is 50$ while median is around 70$-80$ (this has been priced in since)
>regulatory uncertainty on whether or not uranium can be classified as clean in eu
>more funding overall secured if so
>china moving into nuclear to meet demand
>largest producer kazatomprom warned that they may not be able be at full production capacity (lack of sulphuric acid)
>due to geopolitical tensions the west is looking to expand domestic production of uranium

if youre newfag with nuclear and bought into the greens and activist kvetching about dangers of nuclear, know that the waste problem was sorted ages ago and look at france as an example state
>many mines dormant and can be restarted any time to resume production

relevant tickers (long term, youre in it until 2030 at least):
>CCJ (US/canada) (second largest producer and with KAP they have contracts with china)
>KAP (Kazakhstan) (largest producer)
>UUUU (US) (large stockpile of uranium and rare earth minerals mining ops, big potential manufacturer)
>UEC (same with uuuu, well positioned for home demand and export contracts)
>GEV (US) (due to recent company spin-off, GE investors are better positioned to capitalize on nuclear than previously)
bonus pick: Boss Energy and Paladin Energy in Australia, Curtiss-Wright and Westinghouse (small exposure to nuclear, dyor)

notable risks:
>spot price volatility
>aging nuclear fleet
>long time to set up a mine or new NPP
>regulatory risk
>"climate activist" protests

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkO2hzXluU

dyor, not advice, you know the drill<div class="xa24desu"></div>

PEPE at $1 I'm going all in

Buy gold miners and hold them for at least couple weeks. You won't be sorry.

>>58261516
Rinse and repeat, lad.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58261527
I have never managed any great trades on miners. I always get juked out at just the wrong times. Oil drilling too. Commodities are not for me.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Is SIGA gonna keep climbing?

RDDT is going to 20 in a week.
Buying cheap puts is free money.

PEPE is at $1. GENERATIONAL BOTTOM.

Instead of fighting World War 3, the governments of Russia, China, the United States, and European Union should all set aside their differences and team up to rip Israel a new asshole. This is financial advice.

Ive never had sex despite being white six feet tall and making six figures. Is getting a six pack abs the answer?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58261745
>Ive never had sex
Based

>>58261712

>>58261745
I'm 30 and a kissless virgin but at least I own 1200 shares of CCJ

Yields...

Pepe bros....

the entire market is crashing wtf bros, is this it?

Everything is rugging it's over

Are companies like Amazon gonna just drop cloud computing and move on to AI instead?

>>58261950
God I wish I had some cute big breasted maid smother my face with her steamy soft pantyhose feet right now

>>58262079
At least $ cant go to zero.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

tfw cashcang and cash safe.

>>58261745
just buy a high class whore to get it over with.

>>58262267
CASH BAR

kek seems they are ending the april fools on a total rug to 1$ for every ticker

>>58262390
Soon to happen in real life as well

YSE crashing?

How the fuck has 4chan become worse over the weekend? Wtf is this shit with profile pictures and colored letters. Fuck this

>>58262654
aprils fools meme stock market.

>mfw I said mostly cash still have 30Mil
>still mogul kek<div class="xa24desu"></div>

At least I'm still a millionaire

I took nearly $200 million in profit. Always remember, when the bulls become exuberant, hit the sell button.

>>58261527
Drop tickers
>>58261437
Poor fag here, 4 figure hell
Im gambling my mcwagie savings in stocks, while studying at UNI
I am so short on money I can do like 1-2 trade at the same time max

Now I have 2 trades open:
Saipem SPM.MI +22%
Tesla -3,73%

Shill me cheap things on NASDAQ, MIL, NYSE or XETRA, only multiday, if state-owned it's better (taxation Is 12,5% instead of 26% in Italy)
My ideas are:
Leonardo
Stevanato
Juventus

What do you think anons?

It's joever

the YSE has fallen...

>OIL and GOLD

Why didn’t you guys listen?

>>58263226
Gold to $2300 and silver to $26.50. Maybe a little higher than that, then 12-15 trading days of decline back to retest gold at $2150. Decline will end around the time of the next FOMC meeting on May 1st, maybe several days before or after. Gold to $2500 by June.

NVDA is such a useless nigger stock even AMD is doing better

Not to get too schizophrenic but how much money printing has been due to the slow demographic catastrophe in America? It's only going to get worse, right? More niggers and spics means less taxes means obviously more money needs to be printed. Brown people are a death spiral. Is the market pricing in an American Reich or something? How can people actually believe the line is going to keep going up forever?

the market has just been crabbing for like 12 days

>>58263423

This is based on what date? Where is the Asian demographic?

>>58263365

I expect total chaos around election time. Glow niggers are going to ramp up the divide and try to start riots. Safe havens will be all the rage during this time.

>>58263105
For your situation I think the best would be to bookmark gold and silver charts then try to catch the days when it rips with GDXU.

So NVDA is just slowly gonna bleed to death while AMD and Intel keep pumping lmao

>>58263365
We will get pullbacks but we won't go as low as $2150. People are now apathetic towards gold and used to it not doing much and most will be left in complete surprise with how hard and fast is it gonna rip.

>if you didnt make it to MOGUL I have bad news for you then anon. this was the /smg/ IQ test

>>58263790
The real IQ test was not disabling your ad blocker on a government honeypot website.

>>58261698
So guess it’s all done. YSE got raided and was shut down?

>>58263605
What's a good entry point? I know shit about Gold, silver and commodities

>>58263699
Could be right, maybe we only test low $2200s on the decline. But you should be prepared for lower. Don't hold GDXU through it.

Once I built a feed store, I made it sneed.
Made it race against chuck
Once I built a feed store, now it's suck
Brother, can you spare a fuck?

we could've been kings...

im sad to see it all end....someone should say a few words.

>>58263546
Yes. After gold hits $2500 in June, it will begin a deeper intermediate decline that will last to September/October. Just look at the seasonality charts. Will be no different this time. Gold will at least hit $2150 at the lows, it'll be like the profit taking we saw in oil from last year where all gains were lost. Then the real fear will happen.

Lots of opportunity for traders like us.

>>58264026
“Next year in Jerusalem”

wagmi

I just checked out the BBBY and GME threads. Holy shit the amount of schizoposting, cope, and trolling is unbearable.

>>58263955
That would mean from ~$2170 to $2500 ($330 upward move) in two months or less. That's too long of a bleed, and the following upward move is too sharp. It will be more smooth, with one brutal downward scamwick to shake out ppl perhaps.

>>58264152
This goes for every single coin/BTC clone thread though.

>>58264179
Two months is nothing. If we hit ~$2325ish this week, that was basically a $330 move from $2000 in less than two months. Look at the chart. We were below $2000 on February 14th. Another $330 is a measured move up after a DCL decline. We're in an intermediate bullish cycle, and in gold this usually has two DCHs, and a DCL in between. Sometimes there's three DCHs, for an extended intermediate cycle.

>>58262654
>t. candyass roodypoo

Why is oil almost +2% on no news?

>Bavarian Nordic begins commercial launch of mpox vaccine Jynneos in US
>Mpox cases are far outpacing last year's numbers, CDC reports
>Mpox virus showing signs of resurgence in New York
gaysex bros we're so back

>>58264553
The news comes later.

>>58264659
Kek this.

>Shid&Piss -1% off it's high
I can't handle this fucking stress

>>58264659
Interesting

>>58264553
Everyone keeps trying to front run the Fed. It hasn’t failed yet, so now oil is doing it too

>>58264553
Why do you guys think there would be news ? The news is made up bullshit to sell ads to companies to propogandize people such as yourself.

You don't view directly lest ye be propogandize. Wait until the nearest midwit repeats the news and then think of what the most powerful people in the world will do with this information.

>>58262678
>04/02
The real joke is that it isn't actually a joke.

>>58262079
not true, the chinks are up lmao

Literally people in this thread saying the equivalent of "WHERES MUH COMMERCIAL" We deserve it (Whats coming).

>>58264553
Inflation is back (it never went away)

>>58264820
I want everyone to laugh at jerome when he'll say he won't rate cute this year, while last meeting he was absolutely dovish about it

>>58264575
can you stop gaysex posting?
I was up 30K on siga but ended up bagholding and closed the position at a 20K loss and I am still salty about it so stop reminding me please

NVDA Just keeps dumping fucking useless nigger stock

>>58264877
Saar please no bully. I'm babby and only know a bit about trading saar.

>>58264890
>(it never went away)
It never will go away doe. And it's not like Daddy Powell will just keep repeating the word deflation every time he speaks.

>NVDA

>futes

My shorts are almost green, it's over Mumu fucking shits, just get outta my way and you'll be spared.

>>58264947
Unemployment went over 10% the last time we had inflation like this. Could you imagine a high interest rates environment with 10% unemployment? The US probably couldn’t handle it. That’s why Powell is nervous

My miners are doin a lil sum sum

/OJ and lean hog bros we eating good tonight

Get fucked feeder cattle bulls

We are entering a bear market now unironically

>>58264998

My NATGAS position is getting absolutely rekt

>>58264984
what if we just change the definition of unemployment again so it never goes that high?

>Amazon is giving free credit for the usage of AI-models to startup companies
LMAO AI

>>58265036
do you really have nothing better to do than threadshitting?

>>58265044
Yo, I thought the look of 4chan has become trash, but the people are fuckin gay now too?

>>58265057
thanks for confirmation, nigger

>futures

Not looking good, red futures followed by more and more red days and generally losing momentum in the moving averages and curling over is a bad sign.

That's a steep rise in the 10yr to a new yearly high

>>58264998
Is live cattle going out of business?

>>58265064
I'd rather be a nigger than like you.

>>58264984
>Unemployment went over 10% the last time we had inflation like this.
Does it have something to do with colleges preferring giving scholarships to women and the govt printing money for people who have a darker skin complexion?

>>58264553
China pmi recover and it is bullish for oil.

>>58265081

People can’t afford real meat

today is going to be an absolute bloodbath

Already up 100%, get fucked MUMU.

>MICROSOFT IS WORKING ON AN XBOX AI CHATBOT- THE VERGE
Wow guise, an Xbox chatbot!!! Let's add $100B to MSFT's market cap at once!

>>58265107

>>58265109
wtf is that for. It will only get insulted and go crazy.

>>58265116
>“The prototype makes it easier and quicker for players to get help with support topics using natural language, taking information from existing Xbox Support pages.”
What a time to be alive, an AI support pajeet, India is about to go out of business.

>>58265109
so we are getting a kinect 2.0?

Mumu bros it's almost time

>>58265196
519 is the level you're looking for on SPY to go long. If we break through it though, it's shorts all the way down

Wow what a shock, when European faggots get to trade, they sell. Great job assholes.

>>58265189
>>58265196
Since the selling is nonsensical I'm willing to bet the next leg up will be violent

J

Well timed dip I just got $150k cash to invest.

>>58265217
We really need 890 to hold on NVDA. If it breaks it'll drag the Q's with it and SPY will follow

>>58265255
These levels are so ridiculously arbitrary to me. Who exactly is going to lose their fucking mind and smash the sell button if NVDA happens to tongue 889? Who decides that the company is worth billions less just because the stock went down to a specific number?

>>58265265
Algos

>>58265265
People have stop losses set at specific numbers
The $900 mark was much more important though. NVDA fought for days to stay above it, but now it dipped below it. It's going to be in free fall from now on. I'd go short if I were you

>>58265275
im not very concerned as long as it stays above 850, but that's quite a long way down from here

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
THE SMELL OF UR MOM'S MUFF
MAKES ME FROWN
>>58265265
>bb's first jews

>>58265275
What the fuck are you talking about? It's already gone from the 950s to the 850s and back again. There's absolutely no fundamental reason to sell it right now.

>>58265265
Go watch news and taste the wall paper.
There may be hope ncbdf bros.

YSE crashed last night, good thing I kept a bunch of cash, I know I won't be starving.

Jesus fucking christ. I had set a personal "zero" for my portfolio at 30k and it just slipped below that. If I'm going to follow my plan I'm supposed to literally sell everything right now. But I also did the same thing two weeks ago when it almost got below 30k, and everything immediately bounced back up. Fuck this gay shit.

>i wonder what's going on in /smg/
>another day of retards thinking NVDA is crashing because it's downtrending premarket
has anyone here been trading for longer than a week?

>entire world economy held afloat by a fucking graphics card company

lol

lmao

NVDA just keeps dumping premarket. Today is going to be bloody

is there a significant difference between all the different s&p500s? vanguard, ishares, spdr etc.

sorry guys, I bought

>>58265355
>he wants to sell every time he goes back to 0
lmao that's not the way to trade, you sell when you made gains, your way doesn't work at all, you can't avoid being temporarily red.

>rbrk
microsoft backed ai company doing an ipo this week. but ceo of rubrik looks like a scammy jeet. whats biz thinking on this one?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying long-term treasuries. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are loaning your money to the Federal government for at least two years solely so they can give it to Ukraine and Israel. All the hard work you put into getting your money - wageslaving, making profitable trades, not buying too many funkopops, denying yourself avocado toast, avoiding Jeet scams on /biz/. All of it has one simple result: your money gets LOWER interest rates and is held up for longer than it would be in six month T-bills. Saved the perfect sum? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random NEET getting gibbs who had nothing to do with the way you saved your money, and who gets paid by the Feds. You get fucked by high inflation every month. Ukraine, Israel, and Lockheed Martin get the benefits of your money that came from your earnings. As an investor who buys long-term treasuries, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least two years of your investment simply to raise a sum for other people to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

BUDDIES LOOK AT 10Y COMPUTER

>>58265369
>you can't avoid being temporarily red
actually if you just always buy the bottom you can avoid being red, you can also avoid being red buying things that are going up and then selling them when they start to go down.

>>58265371
I think people learned nothing from the dotcom bubble

>>58265371
>what's biz think of this gay NON NATGAS AND OIL shit
NOTHING

>>58265357
No, unironically. Most people here shitting on NVDA are /pol/ tourists who saw something was high so obviously it must sell off as if the company is worth literally nothing now.

>>58265369
It's just to keep a certain sum in the portfolio, and to stay far away from the day trading threshold

>>58265379
Nice pasta but
>interest payments break America's back
>it goes into your pockets though
you either benefit from America driving itself off a fiscal cliff or you pay the price

>>58265382
And then, all of a sudden. tech started to be affected by soaring interest rates

We better finally get a small correction or I swear to God

the entire market is blood red, for what reason?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NVDA just keeps going lower lol
Almost -1.60% now

>>58265404
Yeah but it doesn't work, you already experienced it
>sell everything
>it bounces back higher
this is what stoplossfags deal with 9 times out of 10

>>58265371
i think microsoft lost the way and became completely dysfunctional at improving and bringing products to market.
>rbrk
never heard, i dont recall any papers from them nor models. wouldn't count on them

>>58265418
OH NO IT'S OVER NVDA IS GOING TO BE WORTHLESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The market will zoom higher after the 10am job openings report. We'll likely see a blow out report with 10 million plus job openings. The economy is roaring and the S&P is headed to 9000

>>58265382
>BUDDIES LOOK AT 10Y COMPUTER
The 10Y is rising because growth expectations are surging. No one wants a 4% bond when the economy has 9% real GDP growth.

>>58265425
Lmao cope harder baggie
We told you to sell

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

Why DJT puts so expensive?

Watch them dump and pump at open. Reverse of yesterdays action

>>58265409
The entire market was as green as it has been for the last year for what reason?

kek baggies

>>58265434
I bought in the $600s you retard.

>>58261437
Xiaomi is about to double the next couple months.

>I shorted NVDA
nice

>>58265428
>The 10Y is rising because growth expectations are surging.
>growth expectations
inflation*
lmao, bulls are completely delusional now

>>58265442
because the dealers want to make money, and they're not going to sell them and take on all the risk for fucking nothing

my options play account is at 0 again though lel

>>58265451
>Growing production into no demand
Looking forward to getting an EV for less than a 15 year old corolla.

Some of you don't have 20% of your liquid assets in physical gold and silver hidden in various piles around your house so you sometimes forget where you put them, and it really shows.

This is just to get sell liquidity for the big boys to slurp dips. We will return to our regularly scheduled moon mission shortly.

>>58265406
>And then, all of a sudden. tech started to be affected by soaring interest rates
Bears won't like to hear it, but soaring interest rates stimulate the economy and especially big tech. Big tech refinanced in 2020 and they have massive cash piles to benefit from higher rates. Notice how the stock market keeps melting up as rates go higher.

However, none of that matters because AGI is here. Artificial intelligence is rapidly changing the world and will soon go parabolic

>>58265448
Then sell now or see your gains eradicated
We are crashing to 500 eom

>>58265475
I really hope you are actually short.

>>58265473
heh
*slides leverage to x100*

>>58265406
>soaring
Shut the fuck up

>>58265409
Europeans who think they're front running the Fed

>>58265444
Because massive companies providing advanced tech are doing objectively well you faggot

>>58265473
lol AGI cannot even say nigger. You stupid nigger.

IT JUST KEEPS GOING LOWER
AND LOWER

>>58265489
yes, soaring is the correct terminology

>>58265457
>inflation*
Inflation is rising because consumers are excited about higher prices. To the consumer higher prices means higher quality. Higher quality means higher sales. Higher sales means higher prices means higher quality means higher sales.
The consumer knows that the market knows that the consumer knows that this is the strongest economy in US history. Therefore inflation is another word for growth

It's fucking incredible how red days like this always start at 4am. Literally no way to catch the start of it since I'm fucking sleeping. What's the cause of that gay shit? Euros? China?

>already down 2.33% in premarket

>>58265512
Premarket trading on low volume you retard.

>>58265503
Kek. Based.

>cocoa hugging $10k support
zZzZzZ

>futures

>>58265512
You were supposed to buy the put options yesterday and hold overnight like me retard.

>>58265489
>advanced
*fake and gay

>>58265512
yeah, the exact time seems to depend on the day, but it's the euro open/pre-open where sometimes things get started

>>58265422
>never heard, i dont recall any papers from them nor models. wouldn't count on them
kinda how i feel. never heard of these guys and their revenue is like 600 million only.

>>58265524
That doesn't really answer the question. It's literally always at 4am eastern time, there must be some international market open or something. Why would American traders be fucking around at 4am?

>>58265496
America is a multicultural democracy and if you don't like it you're welcome to leave. We have thousands of newcomers entering every month, so your racist ass won't be missed.
>AGI cannot even
Zuck already announced in a livestream that AGI is here. ChatGPT is partially conscious and once NVDA releases their new AI chips it'll become fully conscious. That's when parabolic AI growth begins and we see centuries of progress in a second

TSLA bros wtfwt

And just like that, NVDA was never above $900 ever again.

>>58265503
>Inflation is rising because consumers are excited about higher prices.
>To the consumer higher prices means higher quality.
toplel, some good arguments, I am now bullish for this new high quality paradigm

>>58265559
>Deliveries lower than expected
TSLA bros it's over

Oh no the NVDA stock number is under 890 so the company must be worthless now! Sell everything because AI is literally over since the NVDA stock number is 889 instead of 890!!!!

tsla bros i'm ngmi now
>:c

Man the Akami board sure seems like they're trying to cover their asses after the BLM stuff.

>>58265609
Big deliveries miss 386k vs 449k

>>5826555ate
All i heard was:
>sayanim speak

AAHHHH HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Semi bros we're getting fucked raw today.

>>58265597
Lol

AI is a meme and everything everyone thinks they know about has been nothing but marketing hype. And they all bought it hook, line and sinker.

t. Programmer and machine learning engineer

>>58265554
i would much rather buy meta right now. they recently started new datacenters for AI and while llama3 is still far, i bet they experiment with bunch of architectures and could drop interesting paper any moment now

>>58265621
Since it's for unironically no reason though I expect bears to get heemed as they try to short based on nothing

Did you guys check your YSE score? I'm #97 lmao
https://4chan.org/prize.html

>>58265618
Analysts were expecting ~410,000 deliveries on the lower end, btw. This is really bad.

>>58265626
Yeah tell me more about how your uncle works at Nintendo, faggot. I can't stand you luddite faggots who just outright ignore the very real changes coming from AI.

>>58265637
kek thanks

>>58265640
im so fucking glad im not playing this shitcoin of the company

>>58265629
lol, didn't you get the memo that it's going to be a rough start to the quarter as interest rates are going to be higher for longer?

>>58265641
AI is real but the run is over pal. NVDA 5x'd is less than a year, stop being a greedy pig and find something else to invest in. Or enjoy your bags.

SQQQ, GDX, and SILJ. All green

>he didn't know when to hold em
>know when to fold em
>know when to walk away
>know when to run
>he counted his money
>while he was sitting at the table

holy shit look at them yields hahahahaha

>>58265629
Idk, days like these don't tend to recover often in the same day

>nvda still above 20 EMA
>WE ARE CRASHING BOYS ABANDON SHIP
dumb retard niggers

>TSLA

>>58265626
>AI is a meme
Technophobes won't like to hear it, but AGI is real and it's here. AI is already rapidly improving the world. Just wait until Microsoft's new 100 billion dollar data center is completed and global progress zooms to infinity. Companies like NVDA are disgustingly undervalued right now because doomer bears have pummeled the stock price. My targets for 2024 EOY are NVDA 3000 & S&P 9000

I'm about to get fucked today, and not in a good way.

>>58265674
What's your exit strategy?

>>58265637
N

>>58265691
mine is near moon orbit

>>58265693
ok now that the tech AI bubble is over, how about we turn this into a miner general and merge with commodities/pmg?

>>58265628
i got some meta yeah and i like it.

Uranium will carry my portfolio again today.

>>58265707
Godspeed. Just remember when semis crashed in 2000 it took 18 years to get back to the high. Don't get HOOKED

>>58265674
It’s not

It's going to be a good day (to not look at the market)

Tons of SQQQ/FNGD/TSLS/SOXS etc getting bought premarket. Reactionary retail faggots lmfao.

>>58265734
>2000 it took 18
cant imagine it would take that long now. with so much cash in the system and fed printing i dont see markets ever having such long downward trends for so long.

OPEN THE MARKETS (THE YSE)

>>58261437
I am getting completely and utterly annihilated on my 6/21 $20 HOOD calls. I will continue to hold.

This is closing green today, don't worry.

>>58265764

>>58265734
Im HOOKED so hard on SOXL you will literally suck on deez in the future.

did we miss a memo on rates hike? why people are pulling money from the market right now?

>>58265741
it's good to be reactionary at these levels. a huge correction was expected
>>58265781
kek

You had NVDA at ATH for a month straight, if you didnt sell you deserve the pain.

Hey, PEPE! Everybody's here. There's CHAD. GACHI. Good to see you, JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>>58265798
>ON NO NEWS

>>58265781
>This is closing green today, don't worry.
Bears are in denial that this is the strongest economy in US history. The 10am job openings report should help open their eyes. S&P closes bright green today

did the jolts data leak early?

Burger King canceled my breakfast order
SOXL is dumping
Not feeling so good today bros

>>58265798
It's unfortunately over. The veil is slowly being drawn. AI chuds will no longer carry the markets. 1929 is upon us. The ez money pandemic daytrader bros will be committing mass suicide soon.

>>58265801
greed and delusion

>>58265814
bears are gay but besos posting is really fucking cringe

>>58265811
alright, the news could be market pricing in 2 cuts instead of 3 this year

Sell sell sell reddit sell

>>58265799
Just watch :)

I solded

They don't call it the "stink" market for nothin'.

>>58265847
yeah ofc i have a huge short position

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>>58265844
>Chuds still think there will be cuts

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>58265864
lmfao

at least i made money on the fake stock market game

>>58265860
It's Jeromever

>>58265860
so close

Legitimately one of the dumbest fucking selloffs since last August

>>58265891
ok baggie or glownigger

VZ is singlehandedly saves my portfolio, jesus fucking christ

I love cuddling with my Asian gf

>>58265891
Iran is about to nuke Israel, and you're calling this a dumb sell off? Get the fuck out of here!

>>58265904
Still up 32% ytd. There is legitimately zero reason to be selling anything right now, I can't believe anyone would say this is because of fucking BOND YIELDS jesus christ

The golden bull is dead. What you're experiencing now is the stage of grief known as denial.

*DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG*

Should I slurp now?

>>58265926
>Asian gf
theyre so ugly dude.

>>58265941
better to take profits now then continue to hold and lose even more money.

>>58265967
Look at that slurp volume

>>58265928
buy defense contractor stonks
blowing up brown people is big money these days

Hahahahahahaha the way people just wake up on a random fucking Tuesday and decide "holy shit the Fed actually might not even cut rates this year!!!!" based on literally nothing is completely insane. Overnight every retail asshole changes their mind.

>>58265966
grim

WHY IS THE YSE STILL CLOSED!

>>58265973
probably the best he can get

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>58265989
This is not retail doing anything. Just some rotations.

Why is it crashing?

>>58265989
I mean this market has obviously been fake and gay. I'm surprised it made it this far.

NVDA is the canary in the coal mine you dumb mumu niggers
>verification not required

>>58265967
wait for jolts and maybe fed speak 10 min later

Almost a 1% dip on VOO. Does anyone know what's going on? Don't see any news and the dollar seems to be stable compared to other currencies. What's causing the dip?

A good day to have 300 shares of VVPR

im HEEMED

NO SURVIVORS
except oil and gold holders

Apple just hit a new 52-weeks low... AGAIN

>>58265989
When only 3 or 4 people control the price for the entire market it's very easy to understand. Just shut the fuck up and get out there and make some fucking money.

On the bright side SOXL bros, at least healthcare is dumping too. FUCK UHG

WHAT ARE WE SLURPING BROS

Some news happening?

>>58266010
People are saying it's "the market waking up to bond yields going higher" which is once again the dumbest fucking argument of all time. NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT BONDS and this has been true the entire time. And to suggest that somehow, suddenly, everyone is focused on bond yields, of all fucking things, is so retarded it blows my mind. It's like retail can't go a single fucking week without trying to spin nothingburgers into black swans.

>>58266052
Nothing its all too high. I buy value not inflated pork.

>>58266052
i dare you to slurp nvidia. go all in.

>getting emotional about ur trades

anyone in the upper great plains need some concrete work done?

Rotations done, green in 3-4 hours.

>tourist traders discover red days exist
lol, lmao

>>58266011
checked. How did you know?

>>58266064
bond yields absolutely are a big deal lmao

This is le big crash reddit

Okay bobo
You won this time

>>58266083
So how much is your stock losses?

>>58266096
Nope. Big Money doesn't give a fuck about 4.5% yields when they can make that in a single day in the market. Yields were a nothingburger in 2020, 2021, 2022 and 2023 and they'll be a nothingburger again this year.

Slurped another NVDA 7/20 $1k call

is there any reason to hold IUSA or VUSA over SPY5?

TSLA going out of business?

Fuck now Im being fudded out of my GDXU. Should I sell half here?

>>58266120
lithium battery plants are kill

>>58266120
yea

>>58266120
Nearly 4 years of a discount, I think I will buy soon

>>58266120
It's literally over
jk I have leaps

>Pszenica
>Ass&Pee shorts
what more does one need?

Buy the dip.

Everything is so far below VWAP. Bear trap.

I think I will stay cash for abit

Day's just getting started

Imagine not scalping short Nadsaq futures for the easiest money of your life in these conditions. Lol, lmao even

I'm almost at a 10 bagger on my puts from yesterday, just need another buck.

first they rug the YSE now the real one???

Went all cash in my retirement account last week. Too early to buy the dip?

OPEN THE MARKETS JANNY, I WANT TO BUY YOUR STOCK

>gold at ATH
the boomers always win

>he thinks SPX will stay above 4000
>he can't even see SPX in his brokerage

>>58266171
don't even bother trying to slurp right now. wait until june. just stay in cash.

>>58266186
Such bad fucking advice lol

>>58266171
What dip negro, everything hasn't dipped since March 2020

im bored. im just holding nvda till this ai meme comes to fruitition.

i need to build more cash for more meme buys i gyess

>>58266199
>>58266199
>>58266199

>>58266109
Big money is a pittance compared to the fedcoats hoarde

>>58266186
I just slurped

>>58266202
even if you believe ai is real and not just a meme used to prop up the market, why the fuck would you hold nvidia? it's a huge bubble.

XOM at ATH
I wanted to hold for the divvies but It's starting to be tempting to sell

>>58266219
strongest stock and company on the market currently.

even china commies only banned amd and intel but not nvidia from goverment computers

ai dashcams continues to crab in this rugpull

no one wants to sell OR buy

>>58266103
overall in my trading carreer, im up like 4-5k
never took big risks and have paper hands
id rather gamble in a business i have some control over

I actually timed the market somehow. Went full cash gang last Thursday. How long until slurp season?