/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58245186
What are the odds Hiroshimoot crashes the market?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Low dear Mogil fren

>>58245186
You're a big guy.

>>58245186
Thank god. Refuge from those poorfags

I'm all in on $PEPE

How much milk can I buy with $10,000,000 $BOOB

>>58245409
Finally free of Chuck.
Just waiting on RDDT and GME to go up before I retire.

>I've made fren

test

>>58245186
Mogul is too easy, I'm a billionaire.

>>58245186
Glad to be here king.

>>58245755
>>58245807
Read the sign poorfags

>>58245755
>>58245807
SECURITY???
Get these section 8ers out of here!

>>58245807
reported

>>58245807
>>58245755
get out poorfags<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58245846
Damn, last time I posted I was a mogul. Wealth surely is fleeting.

>>58245807

Everybody's just trying to get by and is gonna die, everything changes... why get so hung up on how rich your fellow posters are? Be nice to them, and they'll do the same for you. Even if the mogul population is going down like you fear so much, the world doesn't revolve around you and it's not like you can change it, so get a nice thread going and get to know the rest of them, they don't hate you.

>>58245755
>>58245807
poorfags OUT OUT OUT<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58245755
>>58245807
sorry friendo, maybe you should've bought $20,000 shares of $YTSB when it was $1 like I did

>>58245923
Ah, this must be some kind of commoner speak. Can security please escort this beggar out?

>>58245923
Go eat boiled hot dogs, or whatever you brokies eat.

lets rocket

>>58245923
>blah blah blah
sorry, I don't speak Poor

>>58245923
Maybe if you put the same effort into the stock market, as you do conjuring up that sob story, you'd be rich enough to post here
>aha-ha-ha-ha

Feels good, man. My money makes money now.

>>58246013
Can you poorfags fuck off already

Hi everybody

>>58246003
Updooted!

Edit: Thank you for the gold kind stranger!

>>58246078
Whoops. Might be rich, but still retarded.

mogul reporting in

>>58246113
You can't be retarded, fellow aristocrat.
You made the money to prove!

>>58246090
I thought changing my name would work. I'll see myself out.

I've gotten quite bored with my wealth, to the point I find myself buying stocks on the YSE, solely to accumulate enough shares such that the amount held is represented as a sequence of repeating digits I'm quite fond of the synchrony, if I say so myself. This is much to the chagrin of my account, but he simply must put up with it, should he value his holiday bonus. What say you, my fellow Moguls, how do you spend your time now that money is but a means to an end?

>>58246137
Thanks for the encouragement, old chap.
>burns cigar with 100 dollar bill

>>58246090
da fuk outta here por boi

>>58245755
>>58245807
>>58246013
>>58246090
>>58246149
don't make eye contact, roll up your windows, lock your doors.

Hi there fellow rich people!

yep

>>58245923
>Everybody's just trying to get by and is gonna die, everything changes... why get so hung up on how rich your fellow posters are? Be nice to them, and they'll do the same for you. Even if the mogul population is going down like you fear so much, the world doesn't revolve around you and it's not like you can change it, so get a nice thread going and get to know the rest of them, they don't hate you.
This is called $CLOWN. Can you even afford 10 of it?

hello fellow high society people

>captcha PTSD

I got my 5 million and diversified into those shares I find funny and good.
It's now "worth" 8 million by doing nothing
I guess this is my final result<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58246181
>Rich Investor
It's like winning in 1st place watching a drooler happy about his participation trophy.

I like the clown comments - I will be a clown too from now on
>tra la la

>>58246181
get out noob

>>58246181
You must be lost cretin, please see yourself out

>>58246181
>>58246149
>>58246013
>mfw the poors sneak into our gated thread

spare change?

is mogul after magnate

>>58245186
0w0

sorry guys, my bags just dumped faster than a -acking tranny

Do I have a promising future in the stock market?

>>58246393
Yes<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58246417
Indubitably.

anything after mogul?

Bruvas, I'm poor

LOL

>>58246442
No.

You're already at the top.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58246447
>>58246405
Someone let the riff raff in. Give them a bread roll or something and send them on their way.

I saw a Rothschild an hour or two into the event but haven't seen one since. I wonder where he is now, bros.

>>58246286
>drooler
>What does drooler mean?
>A drooler is a person or animal that involuntarily releases saliva from their mouth in an excessive or uncontrolled manner.

>>58245186
Mogol bros share the tips
Can't get out of Magnet
GME can take me to mongol numbers i trust it

Gentlemen... perhaps instead of kicking out these fentanyl filth... we can make them fight each other and bet some of our unneeded riches on the victor?

>>58245236
>not cashing out just in case
get a load of this retard

>>58246442
Billionaires get a special title, but you must have a Pokémon that knows surf and swim to a special ledge with a truck. It's underneath that truck.

>>58246481
Silence, bitch. If I'm poor then you are fucking non-existent
get out of my sight

>>58245236
>>58245186
Once you're a millionaire. You have a lot, a lot of side cash.

>>58246549
Money can't buy class. Look at that vulgar language. For shame. Must be new money. A rapper or something.

>>58246387
>>58246393
>>58246394
>>58246405
>>58246447
>>58246468
>>58246531
Out filthy beggars, I can smell your poor from here

>>58246541
How much you need to get to mogol?

>>58246531
just do the same as you already did to get to magnate
It just becomes a pain in the ass to buy all the necessary shares with the cooldown<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58246561
I would be a mogol but I opened my page in a private window

ARE MAGNATES HIGHER OR LOWER THAN MOGULS

>>58246610
You are beneath me, simpleton.

>>58246585
Soon I'll be in the trust the GME process

>>58246405
Good God, man! The Janitors have been none too helpful keeping your ilk out of this establishment. To think I was considering, doubling, no, tripling, their pay this year, as a gesture of goodwill... It's unnerving to think I almost committed such an error. Nonetheless, does it appear as if we're operating a soup kitchen here? Do not pretend to know me or my compatriots, we would certainly not rub elbows with someone of your poor stature. Go now, be on your way, lest you desire a thrashing from the business end of my cane.

>>58246610
>Trolling outside of /b/<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58246591
5 mil
now get out peasant, you're stinking up the thread

>>58246610
oh sweet little thing doesnt even know where it belongs~ Do you wealthy fellows think we can keep it?

>>58246653
GME dumped
I was THIS CLOSR THISSS

>>58246531
>stack high price, undervalued stocks until you're at $300k cash
>as soon as a stock hits single digits, buy 30k of it
>once it gets above 25 or so dump it
>repeat
Might need to update it since stocks usually don't crater to the singles now, but there you go.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58246634
Yes, yes, I'm sure you will be any day now. Now get out.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58246610
Look at this my friends of excess! It speaks! It thinks itself on par with us socialites. How crude! Let us banish it with derisive laughter!
>Ah-ha-ha-ha

>>58246742
OH HO HO HO HO HO!

>>58246650
I AM A TYCOON ABOVE EVERYONE THE MARKET JUST HASNT RECOGNIZED THE VALUE OF MY GAMESTOP STOCKS

>>58246606
?

>>58246693
Unlikely dear chap, the authorities get worked up over sort of thing.

You'll have to pay him a "fair wage".<div class="xa24desu"></div>

I say humble 10$ million doolaras is fun

>>58245186
We outnumber you rich assholes. We are going to vote to raise taxes on you. Why the fuck should I work for a living when I can just force you to give me free stuff?

Tfw too poor

>>58246610
>>58246634
>>58246717
>>58246782
>>58246811
>>58246813
Ah, I see some pests have gotten in, I'll take care of these insects

>>58246782
GET OUT YOU SMELL MAGNATE

>>58246818
Pls sir mercy. I clean your ball

Ah, anyone need their cigar lit?
I have to use some of these bulk lighters

>>58246811
Oh I'm sorry. I have a hard time hearing POOR.

BLRGHHH

>>58246813
>>58246811
Begone plebians, you're scaring away the office ladies.

>>58246742
THATS NOT FAIR IM A MOGUL THE MARKET JUST HASNT RECOGNIZED THE VALUE OF MY INVESTMENTS YET. IM EARLY BECAUSE IM TOO SMART. IM BASICALLY PETER SCHIFF

>>58245186
I'M TRYING TO LOSE MONEY AND GME JUST SHOT UP FUCK MY LIFE

loling at the peasants

testing

Our securities should let us collect divvies.

HUR

>briefly became mogul
>lost it buying GACHI
Please go up

>>58246828
>>58246912
>>58246941
>>58246971
>>58246985
>>58247081
Vagrants, I'll escort you out

Anyone all in on GACHI?

>>58246941
I am afraid you have confused me for someone else. The welfare office is down the street. Maybe you can reapply here once the market has
>Schiff'td
to your favour?

>>58247131
Balls deep

I'm getting better at this.

If you don't have at least 50 million you're a fake mogul and probably smell like shit<div class="xa24desu"></div>

hey fellas

Reporting for duty, fellow mogul.

When is the best time to get in on $CLOWN if I've been largely profiting off shitcoins so far?

>>58247281
About 8 hours ago
>t. just sold my Clown

sneed

This is too easy, they should have made this exchange more interesting.

>>58245186
am i in?

Give me money you fucking jew faggots.

>>58247309
damn, was hoping putting $SNEED instead of $CHUCK would be a secret option

i believe i have the necessary requirements

>>58247346
I'm still angry there is no $DUBS

>>58247342
Security? It seems you've accidentally allowed a beggar into this fine establishment

I will find out if there's something... beyond mogul

The fact that not everyone on this board has mogul just proves the point that this board shouldnt exist

>>58245186

>>58247131
Lost my status to GACHI, spent millions to keep it afloat. But when I look from my window and see the smiling performance artists who still have their job, I feel at peace for being in the red.

I'm at 4.3m, how much for mogul?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

$CHUCK MOGUL REPORTING IN

When do we rugpull the poors?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

How do you do fellow chads?

>>58247441
Five

5 milly now, test<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58247441
5mil you poor fool<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58247479
Hold your words. Making money is nothing to me.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58247423
And he said he owned stocks numbering in the four digits!
>FOUR
AH HA HA HA HA

>i retire, gg all thanks for playing.

Test, I'll occupy the homeless beggar corner

>>58247577
There is no homeless beggar corner in this fine establishment. Now get out before your stench seeps into the furniture here.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58245186
Aspiring PhoneMogul, is there a way to sell more than 1000 stocks at a time, I keep lagging behind my pump and dump schemes

>>58247461
Just waiting for the DESU godcoin to dump and the GME shitcoin to pump<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Upvotes to the left.

BROTHERS

you are not a real mogul if you don't have $5 mln in liquid cash
simple as

>>58247639
Stinking filthy beggar, leave this place at once.

>>58247707
But of course, I have 17 million on standby, and another 9 million in the portfolio. I'm slightly declining my stock trading days as I believe I have already made it enough to not have to spend every waking moment stalking the graph.

>>58247707
My plan is liquid 5 mill and funny meme numbers in stocks<div class="xa24desu"></div>

r8

>>58247536
The child that enters 1000 on my command didn’t show up at my mansion today

>>58247813
You must have a very sad life.

>>58247917
>No I don't actually.

>>58247133
I AM THE OWNER OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT YOU HONKY FACED LITTLE CLOWN

>>58248056
That's funny! My turn, everytime I honk my horn, GME drops in value!
>Honk

Don't mind me, just sitting atop my stack of 100k $GACHI

>>58248244
THE MOASS HAS STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL BE THE WORLDS FIRST TRILLIONAIRE<div class="xa24desu"></div>

am i mogul

>>58248331
No. Now away with you.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58248331
No.

I would thoroughly enjoy it if they made a small change where stocks could suddenly go negative.

>>58248390
you're not very bright are you

>>58248390
OR KIKES COULD CHANGE IT TO "SELL ONLY" MODE JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE WHEN THEY START LOSING

>Hmm, I believe I shall attempt to reach 1 (one) million shares of gme and/or reddit gentlemen. How are the folios looking?

I made it to $200 million.

greetings gentlemen

>>58245186
I hope mogul is at least 5m and I'm not about to look really silly

>>58248468
My ass looked silly

>>58248330
>>58248455
>>58248301
>>58248462

Well done. A toast to your successes!

there are some obvious signs of market manipulation in the stocks...

>>58248504
THANK YOU SIR. I AM NEVER SELLING AND WILL HOLD MY 50,000 SHARES OF GME UNTIL THEY GO TO ZERO THOUGH JUST LIKE THE REAL STOCK

DIAMOND HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the highest portfolio so far?

SICP bros not like this
Lost fortune on sicp never again

why is chad such a shitcoin? I expect it to be a big hitter like desu or clown so Im waiting for it to blow up but its just meandering around<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Ex-mogul here, please learn from my mistakes and take profits

I hate every single one of you richfags.

>>58249115
Go be poor somewhere else.

>>58245186
I'm glad I sold 95% of my $GME stock

>>58245186
Test

>>58249156
Im going to steal your wealth

WHAT IS THE HIGHEST RANK?

>>58245186
>I'm genuinely getting sick from poor goyim. We should poison their food and water supplies, as well as brainwash their children into trannies.

>>58249115
>>58249236
These comments upset me so much that I purchased 1000xYTSB to cheer myself up

fellow mogul reporting in

How many of you Moguls are NEETs?

My real name is John Poop

Imagine being a plebian kek

>Bought like 60000 CHAD at around 3 dollars on my desktop
>forced to phonepost away from my computer
>saw CHAD go to 250 and drop back down to 50
FUCK FUCK FUCK ITS NOT FAIR I HATE BEING A WAGIE. At least I still have 7 mil on my phone, but its in an incognito tab

I still feel poor despite my 4chan dollars

$chad buy $chad

did i make it?

Sorry to intrude, I'm from the other mogul thread. What's the company like here?

>>58249577
We celebrate each fellow and turn of the wheel, and scorn the poor whilst getting filthy rich. How's business in the other thread?

Good evening, sirs.

I made it frens

>>58249632
Very refined group, we recently had an Anonymous Magnate show up and he was harassed until he got his finances together.

Fuck you guys, dump and pump something already

Checking in

>>58245186
Surprise faggots!

Reeeeeee

>>58249711
>>58249754
>>58249801
Where is security?

Despite all my rage
I’m stuck in the magnate cage

>>58249711
>>58249754
>>58249801
The door is that way >>>/out/

>>58249714
Ah, as it should be. Excellent leadership on your part.

CHAD bros, where are we at?

>>58249838
leave

that's enough for me for today
night, lads

what is up losers

I'm a simple man waiting for a dip to buy more

>>58249979
poorfag

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58249998
no mogul on mogul violence please

>MOGAL GANG WE STAY RISING

>>58249998
I have forsaken wealth for the joy of boobs

>honk

This market is fake but I dont care.
I made a lot of funny money.

>Good evening fellow Clowns and Moguls

PUMP CHAD FOR FUCK'S SAKE I NEED TO DUMP THIS MASSIVE LOAD BEFORE MY BALLS EXPLODE<div class="xa24desu"></div>

man if I only had 0.1% of it

>>58248301
>COME ON CRYPTO LET'S BUY SCHIZO
>AH AH AHH YEAH
>COME ON CRYPTO LET'S BUY SCHIZO
>OO WOOAHOO OO WOAHOO
>COME ON CRYPTO LET'S BUY SCHIZO
>AH AH AHH YEAH
>COME ON SCHIZO LET'S BUY CRYPTO

>>58245186
Am I a mogul?

>>58249711
I made it again frens

We're all gonna make it

>>58251828
MY TWO BIGGEST HOLDINGS ARE REDDIT AND GAMESTOP JUST LIKE REAL LIFE

>NIGGER
>NIGGER
>NIGGER
>NIGGER
>NIGGER
>NIGGER
>NIGGER

>>58250993
No<div class="xa24desu"></div>

CHECKING IN

im a mogul :3

Fellow moguls, the time has come for $CHUCK<div class="xa24desu"></div>

sup

>>58245755
GET OUT

>>58245807
You almost made it son.
Unfortunately, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. This is a MOGUL only zone.

>>58245923
Fellow MOGULS, do you hear something?

>>58253033
Hello fellow Moguls

>>58253005
What's the limit again, 5mil or 10? Since I'm at 6.

sup

feeling god

Hello Brokie's

>>58253926
You are a poor

>>58252979
NO

Madness

>>58253969
>69

>>58253950
out of the way peasant

I MADE IT BROS
IT WAS CLOSE
BUT I MADE IT

>>58254105
>9 figure hell

>>58254203
Glad you could join... if you aren't lying

>>58254203
wait shit i'm retarded

WELL, i am a mogul, so who cares. i made it.

>>58245186
I'm pretty sure I should be a mogul by now

>>58254245
GTFO Poorfag

>>58254254
just you wait pleb I'll exit 9 figure hell soon

>>58254233
cringe
>>58254245
based

How many of you deleted after reach 8 digits? Thinking of doing it and going to sleep.

>>58245186
I finally have 10 shares

>>58254105
Message recieved, shorting $RDDT into the dirt where it belongs.

from $1,000 to $30,000,000 in 4 hours. My limo is here. Can't miss my reservation at Dorsia.

>>58254277
checked blessed dubs and exited aswell

hello uhh NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

>winning

>>58254308
I lost literally everything and then crawled my way back to Mogulitude. I'm feeling pretty good. I might not be Rothschild tier like some other anons here, but I follow the good ol' saying of the book Robinson Crusoe that there's nothing better than being middle class.

Mogul Middle Class, that is.

niggers

>>58254277
I'm with you

>>58245186
reporting in

>>58254370
based

>>58254264
>he counts the cents as position places.
Lol, lmao even

feels good man

you fuckers installed shit on my computer and fucked it up........fuck you feds

>>58254376
no you are just poor<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58245186
On pol, we've been bullying the shit out of reddt and chuck.

>>58254500
You shouldn't talk like that to a fellow mogul.

>>58254470
>it's real
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58254539
yes but you are newmogul<div class="xa24desu"></div>

is there any hope for me?

A bit late but why there's no $NIGGR stock?

Can I play

>It stands by itself now

>>58254637
Because then Hiro wouldn’t be able to host all these Crypto ads website-wide

>>58245186
drive me out fgt

>>58254680
That sucks. I though we could finally own some shares of Nigroes Worldwide Global PTE LTD (Ticker:NIGGR)

will i ever make it

250M check.

For some reason I can’t answer the Poor Investor ITT. Did a mod do this?

>made 6 mil
>cashed out 5 mil
>now only investing that 1 mil difference
where my perma mogul bros at

If you didn't make mogul in the first hour, you're ngmi out in the real world

This was my first time on biz
Is making money really this easy?

>>58255783
It is, but the regs of /biz/ can't figure it out KEK

>>58255783
if you have the capital

I got there
I fucking got there.

hello

>>58254976
I’ll die a mogul

So why are the poor allowed to post ban thek janny

>>58245186
I went from 1k to 10 million in a matter of hours but I've been stuck in 6 figure hell for 4 years

>>58245186
Mogul reporting in.

>>58257970
The only difference between YSE and the NYSE is that it's "fake money" so you don't make decisions based on emotions.

bow down, niggers

>>58245186
Hello sirs

>>58245186
good evening fellow moguls

Did you hear something?

> H e l l o S i r s

have a dick, faggots:
>3=============Ð

I mogul'd thanks to boobies

Anyone achieve a higher score?

>>58245186
i'm late, and I'm too rich to apologize for it

LOL POORFAGS, 100 MIL LIQUID CASH OVER HERE

i thought that was 4 billion holy shit

>>58245186
Hello fellow mogul chads.

>>58258362
>>58258229

>>58245186
>IS THAT EZ

fags

>>58258229
>>58258362
when reddit pumps im well over 10 fig, i fucking won

>>58258229
Supposedly this one

You're all banned if you don't tank janny right fucking now.

>i need cheapies.

Spitting on scum. Thank you for this thread, anon.

Greetings

>>58245186
who here all in $CIA

>>58245186
We made it.

Anyone else notice they gave each stock a “personality” to its behavior?

>>58258695
Sneeding 45k
Chad thunder cocking 25k
Reddit spacing 30k
Game stopping 25k
Amime larping 1k
Bane talking 1k

>>58258749
>This just in, /smg/ retard attempts to find supernatural explanations for what is essentially random behaviour.
>Stay with us for technical analysis on leveraged ETFs coming up next!

Did you guys check your score? I'm #97 lmao
https://4chan.org/prize.html

Gp la xupa

>>58259155
Kek, im not even in the list, how much free time do you have anons?

Why can't we post on qa anymore?

I woke up and my portfolio is bleeding

CRASH IS HERE. MARKET WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

And it's fine, never gonna be poor because I got liquidity ha ha ha

NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH GOD NO

Chaps, hard times for everyone and I'm not exactly "liquid" right now but I trust I am still welcome?

>>58262744
Ah-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH . Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of FIAT .

>>58262805
Come on old boy there's no need for all that, I'll bounce back I always do, tell the doorman to let me in now stop this nonsense.

>>58262972
>he dropped rank in between posts