/biz/ - Business & Finance

cute thread

kek GME baggies

Okay i have retired from the trading floor and used my stack to buy a seat on the DESU board of directors.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

It truly was an april's fool day because I expected SOXL to break out of the crab.

Chuck sold his suck and fuck joint to sneed, who rebranded the business into a seeds and feed store or some shit.

>>58243130
can it go to zero?

>>58243158
no they have alot of real estate and shit

It am time for buy GPRO

>>58243130
>Not buying the dip

Kill all Niggers
X O M
O
M

>>58240924

We bout to get the same pattern again ?!Sacrebleu

>>58243181
no

>>58243158
I think hiro coded this so 1 is the minimum share price.
I would talk about the real markets but this is just iron crab today. There's no juice to squeeze.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

DJT bros...

first for nuclear

WAGMI

what a pittance of a fucking market.

>$GME

I'm going to be a millionaire on both the Yotsuba and the New York stock exchanges...

Have put $1000 of YSE money into it and $80,000 of NYSE irl money into $GME

>>58243130
I WONT MISS THIS ONE

>>58243409
lol you can literally copy and paste it

It was a retard pump. We are heading to zero.

>>58243445
Cheap bids for cheap yids.

Sold GME at 33$, now I can afford PEPE

>$GME @ YSE
$12
>>$GME @ NYSE
$11.97

FeelsBadMan

Still happy with my 2000 DRS shares

I think this shitty april fools shows everyone would swing trade atleast a little if it wasn't so penalized and all the boomers that advice against it are full of shit

All ive done today is eat, lose money, waste money and beat off to gay anime girls.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Hard to believe but reddit is bottoming.

>>58243181
I bot CVX thinking they had more biofuel exposure. I was wrong. I kneel Chiefag, for doubting XOM.

>>58243537
True, I already 44x with just a few trades

>>58243537
boomers are the worst generation that ever lived

My son jack hit 2 bagger status today. I am very proud of him.

Buy the CHAD dip, its being manipulated by (((big money interests))). Easy money and big muscles will come to you but ONLY if you reply to this post with "Thanks Chad!"

>>58243562
I forgive you my child now go read "Green Blood" and think about your future

>>58243556
It bounced to 19, I sold and bought some BOOB to see what the picture is.

>>58243744
Thanks Chad!

>>58243744
It's rising, BUY BUY BUY

>>58243744
THIS

free monies

looking like a chad pump and dump. imagine not buying the only yse ticker that turned a profit this year

I haven't done anything and it simply keeps printing

>>58243744
CHAD reminds me too much of a pajeet shitcoin aimed to scam chuds.
I'm accoomolating GME RDDT SNEED. Literally can't go tits up. All the obvious "I wanna own that stuff" has whales that will rug you before you make it.

>Imagine not buying at 1 dollar earlier today

>>58243788
>>58243821
>>58243843
>$56
WE FUCKING MADE IT BROS LETS GOOOOOO

>>58243040
Golden cross forming on UEC

>>58243744
Thanks Chad!

>>58244000
Thanks Chad!

>>58243152
>They are all poor on YSE

I am so poor

I am so close to financial independence

Buy gold miners.

>>58244033
>>58244039
you just need to diversify a little then it's literally impossible in this epic YSE bullmarket

>>58244101
*impossible to lose 4chan bucks

>>58243040
just like like a million bucks on $RDDIT
sorry, not sorry

RDDT @ 51, sold it now I'm in 6 figure hell

>>58240110
where is that peter lynch larping faggot? show me your total profit loss and portfolio value. you must be really retarded if you have so many stocks yet buy them on degiro. I wanna know if you beat the market

>Starting to lever into CLOWN with my CHAD gains. The market on other stuff is just too overbought right now. I mean look at YTSB. I know she's the mascot and everything but its clearly at a top.

>million dollars in $CHAD didn't let me post on /qa/
it's
over

My TA says that GME has just completed a reverse head and shoulders pattern on the YSE. Do with that information what you will

It's over<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58244261
>I think they said you had to HAVE a million CHAD

>>58243556
I just bought a cheap put.
I'm pretty sure it's free money.

>RDDT is selling for more on the YSE listing than the NYSE listing
why is this? just a case of lower volume?

>>58244255
CLOWN is getting HEEMED

I haven't done anything today except answer an email and play the YSE game

Why is there a bunch of crypto shit in /smg/? Don't you faggots have the whole fucking catalog for plugging your dumb fucking shitcoins?

I've decided to retire with a cool $1.5 million.

>>58244333
Checked. GME on the NSYE is artifically supressed by counterfeit shares that's why its price its much lower. Essentially, the Gamestop shares are fake on the NYSE.

>>58244348
>he isn't buying the CLOWN DIP

>>58244360
it's an april fools joke why aren't you laughing anon?

>>58244333
Because Reddit is a fucking awful website filled with karma farming faggots, as opposed to 4chan which is merely filled with faggots. One is far preferable to the other.

I bought CLOWN just to make this post

I'm going to sell everything and rug the whole fucking market.

>>58244395
Because I'm losing money today.

>>58244394
>Just bought 1000 shares of CLOWN
>This shit is going to the circus!

>>58244425
there is no way you are rich on YSE

>>58244455
I am slurping anything in the 300's

>>58244501
>Just slurped some PEPE too, I think it and CLOWN are really correlated, both being pepe characters and all.

>>58244465
I got 2000 of everything and a pile of cash.

LUNR @6.66
What does this mean!!!

>>58244529
ok then... so the prices are actually just random.. got it. Don't need to play this any longer then.

>>58244636
>Don't need to play this any longer then.
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
As for me, just broke my first mil. I'm gonna make it.

>>58244636
obviously.

>>58244743
don't you dare tell someone much richer than you that he's NGMI I will dump my useless randomized shares on you

>>58243985
I should have bought more.

>>58244636
>ngmi

>>58244241
There you go. I also have IBKR account if it helps you sleep at night

I decided to give bears a single red day, as a little treat. <3

Does YSE close the same time as NYSE?

>>58244052
Which ticker

>>58244955
i hope not i just finished setting up various automation and alerts for low prices

oooohhhh

>>58244955
Nah it's 24/7 trading

I'm giving up on JPST and going all in into

It's hard to lose money now
Time to retire<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58245143
We are the market makers now

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>58245167
I GOT FUCKED AT THE END
+0.40%

>>58245167
up $43m

>>58245100
I would fucking kill myself if the stock market was 24/7 like coinshit was.
Imagine having options in that kind of market

>>58245167
>went from 1k to 3 million in 3 hours
I know I am not retarded
OH AND IM UP 10% ON MSOX I just bought 50 shares of at open!!!

>>58245167
Solid +0.06%

>>58245167
NVDA closed green today lmao
I am also green

>>58245167
>$2m gme yse
>-4.05% irl

I have not seen DESU go below 500$ in the last hour. I want DESU.

>>58245167
-3500 to pay some bills ;_;

Where my MOGULS and MAGNATES AT?!
>poors need not reply

ASTS earnings call in less than an hour. Stock at all time lows. I feel sick boys.

>He isn't diversified in at least 10 of every ticker

>>58245167
i hold TLT, MARA, and DJT. absolutely fucking raped today

>>58245167
-0.03%
meh

>IMAGINE CALLING YOURSELF A /SMG/ER BUT UNABLE TO TRADE UP

>>58245369
>he owns 10 shares of BRK-A
damn, I envy you mate

>>58245167
(+0.06%)<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58245167
+0.6%
weed is up
tech is up
gold and uranium is up
food is up

gonna have me a few belgian beers in celebration, long live MSOS/MSOX and the uranium that will power the growlights!

>>58245423
to be fair this place is full of retards

>>58245167
0.38%, so basically sideways. Just waiting for NVDA to pop back up, so I did buy another call today to average down.

>>58245496
Still though. experience within these halls should give you enough insight to be better than the average person

>>58245167
10% up in one day
was time to take profits. Gonna leave the vix April futures expiring to set off taxes

>>58245167
I posted anime slots. And not much else. Today was a good day

test

Buying!
Next time you see me, I'll be rich.

>>58245549
Today was a good day

>>58244961
AGI, AEM
NUGT
GDXU only if you have balls

>>58245167
Crab on real market but i did become fabulously wealthy on yotsuba exchange.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

I just got to 30 million.

>YTSB going down
Keep those bags held, gents. /ourgirl/ will make a comeback.

>>58245732
Threadly this post is retarded

>>58245732
Based

How much RDDT to get rich?

>>58243409
god damn it, i dont want another rip up just to crab down all fucking day.

Im almost to 2 million

>>58245167
+3%
god bless uranium

>>58245826
rookie numbers

>>58245167
>Investing - +2.29%
>Gambling - -10.7%
>Investing is 1000x the size of gambling
DWTWYW

I just hit 80k, feels good man

Calls
>NVDA
>MSFT
>TSLA
>INTC

Puts
>RDDT
>BA

Why is the limit 1000 reeee

I bought some gambling earnings calls in a company called NGS today, and bought some AMZN calls for before earnings.

NGS still hasn't reported earnings yet and it's been 20 minutes.

>>58245756
baggie, go outside and touch grass...

anyone know if you can jew the instant deposit 5k into rh, buy stocks, sell them after an intraday sesion, and then deposit back into your account with the profits same day? Assuming i have 0 dollars in a dummy bank account. I'd like to abuse some margin between brokerage and my bank.

>>58246053
I'm seeing +8% after hours anon..

>>58245732
HOLY SHIT. You just opened a deep forgotten memory of mine in the old SMG

>"Friendly Reminder: Dividends are your frens"
miss that dude ='(

>>58246064
I touched the grass yesterday.

>>58245615
We'll see

Friends, family, it is again that I am asking you to buy the CHUCK dip

>>58246114
if you did can you evade the IRS by depositing money into your HSA and then make withdrawals for medical bills but you actually are taking that money and depositing it into your ROTH IRA and making trades through there? SKIP paying taxes all together? or are you going to jail?

cause if not, you're way behind.

>>58243537
It's working so well for anons because the inner working of 4chan's market are bullshit pixy dust. The vast majority of people would lose money swing trading simple as.

>>58246091
Just showed up.

lol

>>58245167
up $231500 on YSE
no change in real portfolio, brokers and exchanges here in Germany are closed

>>58246216
please tell me they bought GME with real money

>>58246216
>He didn't even make that post with CHAD enabled

Last time I bring attention to this:
>The FDA begins enforcement of the FSMA 204 food traceability law on January 20, 2026

Every company in food production chain will have to track everything that comes in and out. As you can imagine it's a huge market and most companies will most likely need software or tools to automate most of the tasks related to that.
This is a completely new market that was created solely through legislation.

Its really annoying to trade with a limit of 1000 per order :(

>>58245167
+.72% in the real world but I'm nearly in 8 figure hell on YSE

>>58246180
I wrote a check to the department of treasury on Friday. I'm going to be fine.

WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T MY DIVIDENDS BEEN PAID OUT?

>>58246195
Yeah it seems to just recalculate prices based on popularity without actually matching trades (i.e. there is infinite liquidity)

>>58246306
I blame Nancy Pelosi.

>>58246259
ok nigger, they did this with cannabis in my state with a system called metrc. can you invest in it? no. so what fucking state run software can i invest in???? HMMM??? thought so, retard. stop posting this shit unless you have inside knowledge about a company that will go public that offers this service to all the big producers AND deals with state run gibmedats.

I hate being poor. How do I not be poor?

>>58246064
>anyone know if you can jew the instant deposit 5k into rh, buy stocks, sell them after an intraday sesion, and then deposit back into your account with the profits same day? Assuming i have 0 dollars in a dummy bank account. I'd like to abuse some margin between brokerage and my bank.
Daddy SEC will have a problem with several parts of this maneuver.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

I sort of get why Buffett says it's harder when you have a lot of investments. I need a dividend or something because I can't sell my existing holdings to buy more and I don't have much cash.

>>58246431
>invest in self = earn more money
>invest money in others (that hopefully invest in themselves) = generate more money
you need money for both, good luck!

>>58243537
The thing is, this game has a very simple and predictable design with some stocks having high volatility and large swings, others having slower and more gradual price swings. It's not as simple in real life. Right?

>>58246431
Dont lose money.

https://goyimtv.com/v/1381934058/Codex-Pajeet-II--India-is-the-worst-country-on-Earth-

It is also mirrored on Bitchute

https://www.bitchute.com/video/BYD1w6gKZnUq/

MOVIE NIGHT WILL SOON BE UPON US SIRS WE MUST DO THE NEEDFUL

What are the requirements to impregnate a filipina? A Latina? A Japanese? A white?

>>58246259
Are you shilling a crypto scam?

>>58246426
Damn, you're so whiny

>>58246484
>filipina
Be white
>A Latina
White and not a loser
>Japanese
White pretty boy
>white
Be a dog

1mil.
Done.
Now I can quit life.

>>58246454
yeah but is it a scale thing? do you think 5k goes under the radar or will RH shit on my account for 30days and have a cooldown window to make this kind of abusive trade? hypothetically, couldnt one just abuse this with multiple banks/credit unions?

>>58246520
>long nose script scrawled across webpage
יכולת פשוט לפרסם את זה, אנחנו מאותו השבט...

>>58246502
Nope, although I'm sure cryptards would think their collectibles are a perfect solution for this. In their mind it's not possible to track stuff using a data schema other than blockchain.

>>58246458
>It's not as simple in real life. Right?
It is not. So shrimple. On yotsuba all you have to do if pick whichever has a very low price, scale in, wait for the rollover because there is no spread and no real time price action, scale out and repeat. Nothing can go below 1, nothing can be delisted, there is no tax, the only limitation on order flow is the 1000 share limit and 10 second timer. It's the easiest market to trade possible.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

kek UNH and HUM baggies https://www.cms.gov/newsroom/press-releases/cms-finalizes-payment-updates-2025-medicare-advantage-and-medicare-part-d-programs

>>58246520
Fucking kike

$GME bros..

>>58246534
>Only one million? In this economy? You're gonna need at LEAST 2.

>>58246648
The obvious solution is to move all GME shares onto the blockchain. Then those naked shorting hedgies will be *forced* to cover.

GME bros..

>>58246648
buy the dip or not?

>>58245167
-.80%
very boring day

based jews making me go WTFWT when my portfolio was down %5
>Have 12c PBR calls
>jews are only bidding 2.5
>Its instrinsic value is currently $3.2

>>58246763
i trade options an i regularly swing 15-40% a day. You go numb after a while.

>>58246664
Too late, already killed myself.

>>58246763
>PBR
Should have bought Bud Lite

>>58245167
+12%. Cocoa power!

>>58246903 (me)
also rumao, MU closed at 124.28. could have sold a bit higher, but it's good enough

I just had to waste a bunch of my hard earned money on allergy medications because I was born a defective human being unfit to survive in this climate...
Financially speaking... this sucks

>>58246880
Fuck you I will not drink tranny water
>>58246796
yeah, and shit like KRE is no longer underwater on me after todays price action on treasuries.

>>58246965
Take whatever you're alergic to, and make it into a tea. Gives you a season of immunity.

>yen even lower against usd
bros we buying anime figures?

>>58247032
I honestly don't even know this season, since everything started blooming at once.
I am also allergic to cats though...

>>58247065
Let's just say if the peg breaks any more, we are *all* getting pegged.

>Literally every German will be stoned for the next week

What will be the impact on stocks this week? Will lean hog futures explode?

>>58247192
Wait, isn't getting high against the German ethos? Like won't that cause problems with their forklift driver jobs and such?

>do nothing
>now have 10M 4chan funny money
this is stupid

>>58247283
I bet there will be a crash tonight.

>>58247192
mainly just the shitskins

>>58247283
you don't get to bring friends

>>58247065
Yes<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58247234
Yeah, at most I'd expect them to buy copies of Pothead Simulator 2024.

>>58247310
>i thought i was the only one
how is this country even running?

>>58247234
How do you think they're going to pack their bongs.

what do i buy

>>58247478
> you're a bit high

>>58247719
for you
wait I did it backwards

>>58247685
You gotta find a place that still has 1 penny sweedish fish and get one of those or a sour patch kid.

Rhinemetall go up too fast, why shouldnt i go all in on it?

>>58246098
I remember him. I spent a lot of time on /smg/ back when my son was first born. Now he's 4...

>>58247478
Probably ground and weighed to get the exact volume of their slide though density calculations.

Anyone selling now is going to be so incredibly butthurt this time next year when it turns out we got another 2021-style bullrun instead of a 2022 shid and fard fest.

who is Chuck

>>58247478
>>58247891
Europeans are huge pussies about weed. I packed a bong with only weed one time and a couple people went to tell my friends I was about to do something crazy, because there wasn't any tobacco in it. Fuckin nerds.

>>58247452
the jews

>>58247757
what kind of roe on .01 sweedened fish

>>58248098
Yuros really load spliff bowls?

>>58245167
+0.23%

can't stand you pricks

>>58248230

>>58248159
it's a matter of efficiency and taste, you pack the bottom with tobacco because you won't inhale it, and mix in tobacco so it burns smoothly throughout (much less than a spliff though)

weed alone doesn't burn nicely and can have an aggressive taste/hit, plus nicotine adds to the high

now a pure tobacco bong hit, i do not recommend, that shit goes hard

t. yuropoor

>>58248159
Yeah and they can't fathom a 100% weed joint either

>>58248333
>Weed alone doesn't burn nicely
That's because you ding dongs smoke ditch weed. European "chronic" is like what the US was doing in the 90s.

>>58248333
>weed alone doesn't burn nicely
lmao

>>58248333
I was kidding about grinding earlier. I do a little keystone nugget then ground on top of it and it burns perfectly, straight to my huge American brian.

>>58248404
no argument from me, but what do you expect? we can't grow it, so the moroccan mafia imports it, its expensive and crap compared to US weed - thanks regulators, thanks EU!

the only consolation is having hashish, i do miss that in the US it's basically impossible to find

a nice hash and weed joint will really get your motor going, its a shame the best US weed states are also politically retarded (more so than EU somehow)

>>58248404
> ditch weed
I've never understood this turn of phrase a ditch is the ideal environment for growing weed next to water and with plenty of ambient humidity

that said Europe has a terrible climate for growing weed too cold and dry the ideal climates are hot rain-forests or temperate cloud forests sure you can grow indoors but if not done properly you'll get 'ditch weed'

>>58248464
>>58248472
>Bad climate for weed
Lol as if some of the best weed in the world isn't grown entirely indoors. You're telling me Germans can't figure that out?

And it's called "ditch weed" because it used to literally grow in the ditch and it was complete trash, way before anyone tried cultivating the super strains we have today.

my lil uranium stock be doin sum

>>58248579
of course it can be grown inside, but it isn't allowed - not in NL, and not in DE

they are so paranoid about mass production and distribution that they enable criminal organizations to take it all over, all indoor growing is done by students, retirees, and (mostly) the european equivalent of meth biker gangs

they would rather funnel billions into the black market than upset jebus, what can you do, the continent is populated 60% by boomers and the young can't even get money for a car to go vote

and cars cost 1/3 of the US price (used, working, 50-80k miles)

Still can't believe SIGA is pounding this much ass.

>>58248678
>>58248579
to be clear, indoors with grow lights - natural light is allowed, but fuck have you seen the weather there?

OH SHIT BROS MY DIVIDENDS HIT LFG

>>58247065
nice coincidence since preorders for cirno fumos are finally starting to ship. also if you're going to buy anything do NOT use paypal, they will scam the everloving shit out of you with their bullshit yen to usd conversion rate. paid over 50 dollars for my yukari fumo because of that.

cock&balls forming on the futures hourly chart????

>>58248817
PYPL has let you select the conversion option for years now.

Another day. Of doing "nothing". Wife's got another job interview lined up for tomorrow. At this rate, the way she's hustling, she'll end up making more than me. Which hey don't bother me a bit. Today's KO divvy pay out day to.

>GOEV

>>58249026
I was going to apologize for buying a Dr. Pepper tdoay, but I see you own KDP too

i've become tired of food. i need a new and exciting dish. and it needs to be cheap because i lost money today in the market.

thread cloud

>>58249326
Canned tuna.

>>58249492

>>58249386
based

>>58243147
It broke out.

>>58249326
Rice and beans.

>>58249326
Trader Joe's stir fry dishes. Go nuts. There are so many good things. And I just found out they are owned by Germans? Fucking makes sense.

>>58249524
Honestly? When I'm in that mood, I like to go out and try a new burger place. It feels like a new one's been opening in my city all the time in recent times, so it's a nice way to go for something "new" that's also safe and cozy.

>>58249549
yesterday's TA for comparison. I know these charts are crowded. SOXX broke out. Yes we trade SOXL but SOXX broke out

>>58248721
I'm sitting on 1000 SIGA and 1000 BVNRY. This summer will be big for mpox

>>58249326
You can never go wrong with chili

>>58249326
skyr, tuna, red onions and salt

>>58249679
god damn hindsight when Rocker was shilling SIGA at 20$ it was such an obvious and easy short

>>58249386
>imagine uranium anime
>baggies european gambling faggots
>another hard burn pepe
>call divvy germans mafia

>>58249675
>>58249549
Just makes me lol so much when things follow trendlines that closely

>>58249326
Season some garbanzos and cook them in the oven with a chopped up onion. Eat with rice or tortillas.

>>58249679
smart June is quickly approaching.

>>58249326
'sagna

Who actually bought DJT? Out yourselves.

What is the average invested capital for posters here?

>>58250351
300k myself

>>58246619
kek

>DJT
worse than buying GME desu senpai

>>58250351
bout tree fiddy

>mondays

>lmao@chile
Forward to 1:20 and watch
https://twitter.com/BuenosDiasTVN/status/1774762299875590614

>>58250661

>>58250302
this is the kind of stuff people ate before heart disease was invented by the jews

>>58250302
too much cheese on top, otherwise looks good

I had wingstop for din din

>>58250811
>too much cheese
no such thing

>>58250811
I'm afraid this anon >>58250994 is right, and you should consider deleting this post.

>>58250351
six figure hell

What is the comfiest hold and why is it SCHD?

>Israel bombs Iranian consulate in Syria
is id habbenign?

>>58251262
Give it like two weeks.

no it's not fair i was wageslaving so i only learned about the YSE now

>>58250351
6-fig hell for sure

all the poor 4-fig and 5-fig fags turned to 6-figs after the bullrun the past few years including gme, and anyone who already had 6-figs since 2020 would have moved on and made it by now unless they're a loser
i was a 4-fig poorfag back in 2020

>>58251262
they blew up the building next to it iirc. also israel killed a bunch of UN aid workers.

>>58251498
>UN aid workers
fuck those guys

>UN aid workers
fuck those guys

all i did was buy a a measely couple of thousand of stocks from a few dart thrown tickers; walk away for 3 hours for dinner; come back and sell. I was already at 2 million invested. is 3 hours equivalent to 9 months in the stock market?

>>58243040
thinking of buying some call options, does it make any sense to do so if the strike price is $2.40 and the premium is $0.60? That's basically 25%. The other thing is this stock has a catalyst in Q4, but the expiration on the contracts is mid October. That catalyst could happen in Nov or Dec. After the catalyst, I'm sure the stock will be worth double (~$5) at least, but I don't imagine much action before then other than sideways noise.

>>58249326
>pizza

>>58251631
pick a longer dated contract then retardo

>>58251669
he isn't retardo he is a rich investor. unlike yourself

>>58250994
>no such thing
Fundamentally incorrect.

>>58251669
the mid october one is the last one in the option chain on yahoo

>>58251681
>doubt.jpg

>>58250351
Across all my account 520K

I am unemployed

>>58251570
A fine poster like yourself would be at home with the peacekeepers I am sure

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abuse_by_UN_peacekeepers

>>58251695
>You aren't even a fledgling investor!
>>58251782
>You are now your own boss; look up state statutes on the easiest thing you think you can do for minimal capital

>>58250160
It's retarded. I think it's computers. I don't think I'm smart. I think it's computers and live people following computers. And who programmed those computers? People.

>>58251888
I also think it's dumb as fuck but at least we get to go along for the inevitably green ride as those computers programmed by greedy humans try to make line go up literally forever

>>58252094
just invest in MSOX

>>58249492
>>58249578
>>58250000
Holy based also checked

>went all in the dip<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58252094
I am on the same ride. I switched trains. But I'm switching slowly. Holding a lil cash from my bear trades. Oof.

how does /smg/ drink their coffee

>>58243718
codex: boomer is in the works i hear

>>58252637
Milk

>>58252637
>In college
With a ton of flavored creamer and honey
>Public accounting years 1 through 3
With a normal amount of flavored creamer
>Public accounting years 4 through 7
Black
>As a trader
No coffee/caffeine whatsoever. I like lemon ginger tea now

Signed up to brokerage account today because of my success in the Yotsuba Stock Exchange. I got about 11k from my HYSA to buy stock.. what do I buy?

>>58252856
something whose price will go up

>>58252856
Physical Uranium

>>58252856
I will tell you tomorrow after I fill my bags.

>>58252856
NAK

>>58252856
>MSOX

>>58252534
Yeah this recent hypercrabbing has been really annoying, hard to tell if things want to take a shit or not but at least the larger uptrend still isn't broken.

make new thread

>>58252856
SPY

>>58252856
100% into physical uranium and miners.

>>58253091
gonna let touhou bakeslut do that
waiting 60 seconds to bake is dumb as fuck

>>58253192
>>58253192
>>58253192
>>58253192
>>58253192