/biz/ - Business & Finance

Interlopers magnets will be escorted out from the premise. If they insist on trespassing again, simply click the "hide post button" and peace and serenity will be restored, as their plebian opinions will be muted.

I'm a mogul, it just hasn't updated yet. I swear<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58245723
Come back when you’re richer, fucking poorfag

nah, I'll stay

I say, salutations, good chaps

All these slick ahh mogul comments are gonna be your downfall Magnate Men and Women are the Gods of this Planet and we literally can conquer the whole board again if we wanted to so y'all just hope and pray the hour doesn't come when Magnates finally wake up and decide enough is enough

>bought a bunch of anime when it was $1
>went to sleep
>woke up some hours latter
>anime is now $361
>over $6.000.000 portfolio
feels good man

>>58245783
even better, thought that the treshhold was 10mil, well chaps now I wholeheartely support the removal of all peasants

>>58245640
You are nothing without it

>>58245799
>We wuz mogul rothchilds and shieet
Do you guys see what I mean? These inferior magnates always have a chip on their shoulder, always seeking to intrude on finer establishments. Listen magnates, your opinions are worthless.

What's the bare minimum to be a mogul? I'm gonna take it out so that I'm imune to market changes

what's the mogul breakpoint?

>>58245954
>>58245976
I think its like a measly 5 million. Frankly a prefer to associate myself with fellow 100 million dollar uber chads such as myself, but we certainly dont descriminate against anyone bearing the Honorable Title of Mogul

>>58245723
BOCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Salute and blessings upon my fellow Moguls, enjoy your evening.

Just bought rddt btw

NIGGER

Good evening fellow patricians

Thank you for the invite kind sir. The stench of the poor is still in my nose.
ah... >>58245976 THERE YOU ARE

I will make Mogul
Just you wait

I fear we may have been infiltrated by magnates

>>58245640
Thank you. This is a really nice place. Far from the plebs

>this dick cost a late night fee

>>58245723
I can make you a mogul anon.

how do you do, fellow richfags?

>>58245723
Well you can BE one. We moguls here want to have a good time so you can be the thread's fun. You can make some money while giving us a good time, if you know what I mean ;)

>hit $10M portfolio
>have at least 1000 of every stock
Alright, think I'm retiring now.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58246000
Ah, quite nice to see a fellow patron of the market. I say, old boy, some of these new money Mogul's leave me quite perturbed at times. They way they dawdle on through these halls, seemingly unaware of the state of their own finances and the behavior that is befitting of their station. With how fast and loose some of these chaps play the market, they are in and out of this establishment before a janitor can so much as even check their coat, as if they were stuck in a revolving door of ineptitude. I say, we aught to put limits on the ability of the lesser educated to partake in the market of Yotsuba, such as we do, why, if only for their good. Say a certain status of accreditation mayhaps...

>>58247122
>giving up before 1b
come on... i've got to see it

>>58246087
>>58245723
>>58245799
>>58245886
>>58245976
You will never be a real Mogul. You have no diversification, you have no stocks bought low and sold high, you have no intelligence. You are a proverty ridden failure twisted by lack of market timing and poor investment turning you into a crude mockery of a Moguls perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “Rich investment friends” laugh at your ghoulish account behind closed doors.
Mogul's are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mogul's to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even magnates who change name to mogul to “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Mogul. Your stock collection is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to flip some 4$ GME, you'll sell at the wrong time and all the profits will turn tail and bolt the second you try to sell.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your plebian magnate title, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a magnate is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably of a magnate.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Just need to acquire the secret Tycoon rank and I'm done

>>58247166
>according to my calculations
>due to transaction fees and taxes, you owe exactly 25,371,513
You don't want the IRS to come for you, do you?

>>58245640

>>58247061
>>58246959
Sigh, alright, bring it on. Get the vaseline ready
>>58247219
kek<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>they don’t know about the “elite” title after 100 billion

>>58247219
Cope

Hope you have a good day fellow, moguls

Hello my Mogul brothers. A toast!

i am arrived

>Good evening, my friends

>>58245640
Feels good to be a mogul, bros

>>58245640
Trying to hit 1 Million GME shares by the end of the day

finally, a thread where the stench of the peasants need not offend my prosperous nostrils. where the discourse is free of the inane chattering's of the low value peons.

>>58247179
No way I'm going for that with the 1000 order limit. But good luck anon.

dollar stocks baby.
if ur in the billionz lemmie see. anyone at a tril yet?

Is there where I can let my hair down and smoke some of that moon rock?

Good day my fellow Moguls

>>58247515
Happy to have you here Chad<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58247512
to wealth!

It's my right to be allowed in the luxury VIP lounge because I am very important and also a person

>>58247618
>submagnate
just die

>>58245640
21m big boy reporting in

what scripts are you guys using, i feel like stone age man clicking this<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Hello fellow gentlemen of acceptable social standing!
How goes the wage garnishment?

Hello fine gentlemen

>>58245723
Come back when you're a little mmmmm richer<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58247512
to prosperity!

>>58247645
The buy button just sends JSON requests so automate it with your preferred language

We should pump something together

>>58246000
Hi, I'm the anon from >>58247425 - but I only have $10m.

>>58247682
how is ur text like that
>>58247693
there market is randomly generated

>>58245723
>>58245799
>>58245886
>>58245976
>>58246025
>>58246087
>>58247319
>>58247380
>>58247561

Come back when you're a little MMMMM richer!

>>58247693
I have 90MIL wat u guys wanna pump

>>58247682
i have no idea how to do that AAAAAAAAAAAAAA<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58247705
All mogulchads are welcome brother! Enjoy some wine and rest knowing you are with the best!

the manager at my bank is not letting me withdraw a million dollars, these retard boomers are telling me this is fake and i don't have the money irl i even offered them a cut of 100 PEPE each and they didn't take it

>>58247682
wouldn't you need to change it every refresh?

>>58247768
its okay anon just hodl they'll regret it when we are all trading in 4chan shitcoins

>>58245640
I'm a MultiMogul.

>>58247714
>there market is randomly generated
really? that would explain some things, but I thought the reason some stocks like clown, SICP, and desu are high is because people of demand by anons since it changes how their replies look

one of these needs to dump to a dollar already. it's been a while

Greetings fine gentleman.'T's a pleasure and an honor to meet many a fine gentlemen such as you all.

Someone get dubs and we'll pump that ticker

>tfw having 50k of rddt stocks at 220$ but bought at 7 dollars average
yawn, perhaps i could hire some magslave to do the button pushing for me? but then again you cant trust those critters with ones finance. they will fuck up a cup of coffe given the oppertunity. useless creatures.

>>58247806
Based. Multimoguls, identify yourselves

>>58247825
I think anons saying it's random are full of shit, I've noticed the price going down a few times after I dumped like 20000

>>58247825
you wouldn't be able to buy and sell instantly if it was real. there aren't enough users.

>>58247845
I assure you the pleasure is all mine my good man.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Im getting kinda bored of the stagnation in the market, but im willing to take it if it means that poors stay where they are ie. away from me

So you rich guys, what will you buy with your newfound wealth?
gotta say its pretty based that 4chan finally pays everyone.
btw. where can I cash out?

Imagine being a poorfag

>>58247166
>you beastly sow, you will regret this day, tauting me so ...
I will be a mogul soon enough, you'll see, you'll all see!

>>58247788
i'll probably just walk in and buy the bank for a few GME and live in it when they go out of business. then i'll fire everyone except the hottest bank tellers especially the little redhead with the glasses who laughed at me and i'll just plow them behind the counters.

>>58247853
Representing

>>58247854
if that's true please dump so i can buy dollar stocks.

>stopped around 5 Mil
>reached 6 mill by just sitting on my ass
My money works for me now

>>58245640
>hi there fellow moguls
>are we all down to clown in here?
>any thoughts on how we can extract value form the undesirable sub-mogul underclasses now that we're on top?
>i'd personally like to propose $50/post option field rentals.
>if we raise the price of every stock to over $100, they'll have no option!
>why, the starting $1000 would give you 20 whole posts of value so you can start posting right away instead of scrimping and saving and getting lucky
>after all, if everything is over $100, it's not like you could buy 10 of anything anyway...

I don't even know if I have to post the option or not

testing new badge

>hello my fellow distinguished gentlemen

To all my brothers with "1000" currently copied, cheers!<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Finnuck I've gotta use options every time.
Verification not required.

>>58247857
But since the site is the exchange/market maker they can just fake it so that each stock has infinite liquidity. They could add up every buy order and sell order and every 5 minutes adjust the price based on whether more people bought or sold, and put a limit so it never goes below $1.

>>58248007
>copied?
>disgusting!
>my mass trading slave, Faggotron, is doing the work for me
>you think these hands will tolerate copy and pasting of this intensity?
>work smarter not harder, friend
>working harder is for the magnates

>>58245640
*Sits outside the lounge entrance, aggressively
shaking an paper cup with loose change at other anons

Fuck am I retarded or what?

>>58248041
YOLO a single digit stock once and ur a mogul

>>58248007
1000<div class="xa24desu"></div>

this has been a good day

>>58248041<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58248078
>single digit stock
Even GME hasn't gone that low for a while

>>58248021
it doesn't go below a dollar because that's the lowest denominator. that has nothing to do with fake liquidity.
but yeah they could spoof it that way i suppose

>>58248078
nothing is going to single digit anymore
except maybe chuck, right now<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58248112
so wait.
buying anything over $20 is a waste of time

>>58248041
>You want some money?. Some...food?
>Is that what you need?
>It's cold out, too, isn't it?
>Why don't you get a job? If you're so hungry, why don't you get a job?
>Were you drinking? Is that why you lost your job? Insider trading? Just joking. No, really-were you drinking on the job?
>Listen, do you think it's fair to take money from people who do have jobs? From people who do work?
>Get a goddamn job, Al. You've got a negative attitude. That's what's stopping you. You've got to get your act together. I'll help you.
>Do you know how bad you smell? The stench, my God.
>You reek. You reek of...shit. Do you know that?
>Do you know what a fucking loser, you are?

>>58245640
Being limited to 1000 buys sucks.

(((moguls)))<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>CHAD & GME cheapies
GET IN

This tattoo is the obvious likeness of a giant, winding, raised, purple keloid scar on the hip of Steve Collins of Collins Brothers Produce in Forest Park, GA: a self-described "watermelon mogul." This hooker gets her fake last name "maze" because the main entrance to the backrooms maze is in the Collins Cold Storage warehouse on Southside Industrial Parkway near the Atlanta airport.

Steve's first cousin John Roberts is the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court who autonomously appoints all the FISA judges without input from the other SCOTUS justices or the President, and without his appointments subject to Senate confirmations. I have been trying to get Steve in trouble with the cops for several years, and that is (a proxy for) the main reason why Steve's cousin's appointees on the FISA court keep signing my death warrants.

>>58248133
whales need to force it down. i had a perfect loop going with reddit for a while where i 10x every buy.

>>58248041
Ok anon, tell us what you need us to pump?

>>58248211
>>58248211

>>58245640
I made it<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58248234
>r99ilset
>>58248234
>TIMESAND___99.jpg
99

>>58248007
A TOAST
>1000

>>58248133
Chuck's on a rebound
>>58248145
The question is whether stocks will even go that low anymore. Shit like GME acts as an entry to the market for poorfags, and wagies are getting off work now.
Unless the stocks are purely random, it's possible that none of them will drop below $20 anymore.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58248272
it never even began for poorfags

Well gentlemen, I've dumped everything and pumped it all back into DESU. That'll be where I hang my hat tonight, it's been a privilege.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58248272
desu i bought expensive stuff that was consistent at first, then i dumped in dollar stocks when i got to like $1600.

>>58248323
are you me<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58248337
I did the exact opposite, I bought a bunch of memestocks when I had little capital then bought some of the more expensive stuff once I started hitting the trade cap.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58245640
>8 digit clown mogul checking in

>8 fig purgatory
It's so over

I am up bigly on GME

>>58245640
i'm going to delete my mogul account i stopped trading 12 hours ago

>>58248385
the expensive shit is like a .2x return if that.
not worth it when you're spamming buys before the refresh.
what's a good stock simulator game? i want something that 1:1 replicates real stocks, but with funny munny.
this april fool's game is the only mobile game i've ever enjoyed.

>>58247874

who here 9digitclub

>There are serious non mogals about at this time of the day
lmaooooo

>>58248007
Cheers

Kill non-moguls. Behead non-moguls. Roundhouse kick a non-mogul into the concrete. Slam dunk a non-mogul baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy magnates. Defecate in a non-moguls food. Launch non-moguls into the sun. Stir fry non-moguls in a wok. Toss non-moguls into active volcanoes. Urinate into a non-moguls gas tank. Judo throw non-moguls into a wood chipper. Twist non-moguls heads off. Report non-moguls to the IRS. Karate chop non-moguls in half. Curb stomp pregnant black non-moguls. Trap non-moguls in quicksand. Crush non-moguls in the trash compactor. Liquefy non-moguls in a vat of acid. Eat non-moguls. Dissect non-moguls. Exterminate non-moguls in the gas chamber. Stomp non-mogul skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate non-moguls in the oven. Lobotomize non-moguls. Mandatory abortions for non-moguls. Grind non-mogul fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown non-moguls in fried chicken grease. Vaporize non-moguls with a ray gun. Kick old non-moguls down the stairs. Feed non-moguls to alligators. Slice non-moguls with a katana.

>>58245723
>>58245799
>>58245886
>>58245976
>>58246025
>>58246087
>>58247319
>>58247348
>>58247380
>>58247561
>>58247582
>>58247618
>>58247768
>>58247886
>>58247905
>>58247910
>>58247970
>>58248014
>>58248041
>>58248112
>>58248211
>>58248234
>>58248259
>>58248496
you need to leave the thread immediately before security arrives

>>58248497
i prefer submogul

>>58245640
I just pissed in your reddit spaced thread and I will do it again

>>58248497
>B A S E D
>A
>S
>E
>D

It's so over

>>58248514
Why you quoted me you spastic >>58248496

>>58248562
>didn't have mogul in your name
>why would you want to dress like a submagnate?

Came here to get the consensus from fellow Moguls on ANIME. I've already unloaded half.

>>58248475
>Hello my fellow elite, a toast to our sucesses

>>58248580
Follow the IDs. My options field just keeps resetting and i forgot to put it on again

>>58248585
At some point you're sitting on so many positions and liquidity that selling is a waste of time and energy.

>>58248585
I enjoy pumping for ANIME

Sub moguls make me physically sick

>>58248610
>i won't be made to follow the IDs of anyone
>that's magnate work
>if you can't at least put on some nice clothes i don't think you're mogul material

>>58245640
Great musak OP, thanks for this!

>>58248626
Before I take your advice, how many figures are you sitting on?

>tfw poors refuse to pump my CHAD bags
submoguls genocide when

Good thread

>>58248741
im sitting on 40 mili son sit the fuck down<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58248741
8

i started this thread a mogul but i lost it. will you let me stay or are you kicking me out?

>>58248784

Ten million cash. Phew, that's me done. Time to relax

>>58248741
personally im semi retired for tonight, cant bother putting the effort in
>>58248765
40 mili thinks he is the hottest shit kek
your good lil bro, see you at the top soon

>>58248784
>>58248813
GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JANNIES REMOVE THE LIMITER
>>58248830
thought he said liquidity im sitting on 40 mili liquidty 80 mili total ur barely a bit higher than me relax<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58248784
>what are ID's
These poorfags always come up with all sorts of schemes and lies. As you can see clearly I am the host of this fine establishment. Now run along before the paddywagon will get you

>>58248844
>MAKING ME SO MAD I FUCK UP MY RAINBOW TEXT

>>58248865
>My first time trying the beautiful multi-coloured text

>$7 GME
i bought. did u? 10x city

>>58248844
fine, i'll leave

TAX THE RICH
FUCK THE MOGULS

>>58248964
Loaded up on CHAD instead

>>58248976
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>58248858
>>58248765
>Now gentlemen, why the hostility? Leave the fighting to the poor, they need all the scraps they can get KEK

>>58248910
>feels, clownish doesn't it?

>>58249011
FUCK YOU I'M RICH AGAIN

FUCK THE POOR LICK MY BOOTS POORFAGS

>>58249015
My apologies gentlemen. I let my feelings get the best of me.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58249038
kek

>>58249038
Welcome back. Now don't forget to pull up the ladder behind you.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58249064
Salute Gentlemen! To our future riches and endeavours!

I'm getting CHUCK'd over here help

>>58249038
Welcome sir

>>58249131

>>58249131
buy low sell high

>>58249038
While it is good to see you i believe you should apologize for your words here >>58248976

>>58249105
And what fruitful endevours they shall be my good man.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58249038
>you'll submit to your self-suggested taxation now, yes? that won't... put you back into magnate status, will it?

>>58249223
I will never forgive Hiroshima for autoclearing options field

>>58249038
Welcome back, I'd appreciate you making somewhat regular posts for the next few stock exchange updates to make sure this isn't a fluke and you belong with the moguls.

A toast to your future success gentlemen. To the women here, I hate you all

>>58249223
it's not my fault, i was poor at the time. the poor can't help themselves they're basically animals.

Buy the RDDT dip :^)

>>58245640
Wtf is this Mogul thing and what’s going on today on this board with that weird spam with peoples portfolios on the grey backdrop? Are we being MK ultra’d?

>>58249255
taxation is theft now i decided

>>58249264
>/biz/
>women<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58249317
OUT OOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTTT

>>58249317
>Security, please remove this stain from the ballroom floor.

Due to the effect of 'cheapies' my portfolio has become overly exposed to GME. I'm am rectifying this now and entering into CHAD. I advise moguls in a similar position to do the same

>>58249317
a $JANNY shareholder implores the $JANNY board to do the right thing and remove this person from our VIP mogul lounge

Honestly when you get 100 mill your title should be Tycoon. At 250 mill, Bogdanoff, and at billion you get Jacob rothchild avatar

>>58249451
I see great minds think alike. Much respect to your decision making.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58249264
>implying women exist on the internet

>>58249451
I loaded up another 10k on this dip, 20k total now

>>58249451
Was already building my position 2 cycles ago

>>58245640
Got out before the market inevitably goes tits up hours before midnight.

>>58249481
I second this.

Myself? I can't resist a good dip gentlemen. How can a man be held accountable when such an irresistible offer is presented to him?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58249580
free money is free money, it's completely respectable to collect.

hey what's going on in here?

As suspected CHAD is ripe for the picking. To new success gentlemen

>>58249703
>TFW some poorfag got through security to the rich folks clob

>>58249580
The poors are finally going to pump my bags, i hope my fellow moguls are ready to dump on them when time is right

>>58249761
Hey how ya'll doin I done got this paper that says I makin' money on the internet what's that about

Feels great to be wealthy

NIGGGGGGGEERRRRRSSS

Build your RDDT position with those filthy GME gainz

I'm back and my bladder emptied. Kys, reddit OP.

One day, I'll truly belong here!

>>58249874
Not touching RDDT above single digits.

>>58249752
well that's done swell, hey fellas the music in here is fuckin' gay how bout we listen to some real music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXAgv665J14&t=2s

>>58249902
And until that day, you are not welcome here. Away with you.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Am I a mogul?

>>58249930
>Rich Investor
disgusting rat

>>58245640
Any tips for a broke slut?

>>58249902
Hey brother don't let anyone tell you where you belong this is 'Murica

>>58249970
shoulda bought CHAD when it was $14, you missed it.

I was a mogul for a little while but lost it. Can I still post here bros?

>>58250034
Read the OP champ.

>>58245640
well hello

>>58250034
Fuck off out of here sharpish, my good man.

>>58249570
same
cashed out 5m, left 2m in the market, walking away

>CHECK IN MOGUL GANG WE STAY RISING

>>58250034
fuck no eat shit
get
the fuck
OUT

Testing if I am

Chad at $45 is a steal if I do say so myself. Any other gentlemen of this opinion?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

JANNY is the secret bluechip

>>58250178
this

>>58250260
>chad at $7
Oh my days. It seems I'm sloorpin'<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58250054
>>58250093
>>58250178
yes well FUCK YOU look at me now

Mogul pose

>>58250414
Well, not much we can do now, but you are talking to fellow moguls so watch your tone.

>>58245640
Sup fellow moguls

>>58250414
Bygones are bygones, rise to your new status friend

>>58250414
Fisticuffs at dawn if you keep that tone with me, sir.

>>58250414
>new money is just the worst

gentlemen

>>58249930
I don't appreciate your poor taste in music.
https://youtu.be/ApSoUEX9Vso

I heard that JANNY pays 0 dividends to its shareholders, is that true fellow moguls?

>$ANIME
>700
How do I short?

The time has come to dump anime

>>58250605
Whether it rises or dips is irrelevant, one constant remains: he does it for free.

>>58250605
>>58250641

>fellow moguls
>i implore you
>we must drive the price of GME above $100.
>there must be no prices at or below $100
>in this way, we can prevent newcomers from immediately fully owning 10 of any stock
>then, they will have no choice but to rent post options from us at $20/post

>Did I make it?

>>58250858
>The answer was, "Yes."
Based.

You can't kick me out

>>58250934
you smell

Reply to this post if you have more than 100 million.

Greetings fellow Moguls. I made my fortune in $CHAD, but I've since diversified into more stable investments.

>>58250973
Hello good sir

>>58250973

>>58250934
>this nigga not even a magnate

>>58250934
yuck

>>58250934
No, you’re very much correct, we don’t come into direct physical contact with the plebs, you see. We’ll await security to deal with you.

>>58250934
The poors are revolting<div class="xa24desu"></div>

and I felt cool with 27 mil...

>>58251073
27 is nothing to sneeze at good sir, enjoy your riches<div class="xa24desu"></div>

liquidating $GACHI

Mogul feels:
>5 min update happens
>net drops 2+ mil
>hard to find the cause

>>58251118
hahahahaha

Friendly reminder to all fellows to ensure you have a minimum 5 million set aside to ensure you don’t lose your status when gookmoot inevitably crashes the entire market.

WHY WHY CANT I BE A MOGUL I’VE DONE EVERYTHING GIVE ME THE SECRET SAUCE YOU CUNTS FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT BETTER THAN ME

>>58251118
this but more like 20 mil drops<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58251158
I'll take two cigars and a glass of brandy. Now get ya fuckin' shine box

>sitting on 50M cash
now what

>>58251158

>just broke 100 million

Esteemed moguls. What non-mogul repulses you the most?

Personally, I find the magnates the most abhorrent. So far from the venerable mogul, yet still fashions himself like one, until he makes yet another faux pas, upon which, he indignantly lashes out, for where there should be class, is nothing but that by now shattered vainity. A magnate is worthy of nothing but scorn. I dare say that even a fledgling is better, for a fledgling has no pretensions of the chasm that separates him from a mogul, and instead uses it to fuel his aspirations, though crude they may be. In comparison, a magnate is more akin to a louse, clinging to the lifeblood of moguls and the sooner we are rid of them, the better, lest their presence would infect us with a macabre sickness.

>>58251176
i decided to go for 10k of each stock for divesification my good man, the world is your oyster at this point<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58251176
pump and dump for fun. you are now a market maker

>>58251319
do we influence this game at all?

>>58251369
yes

>>58251211
>you sound barely-mogul
>us moguls do not concern ourselves with such trivialities
>new money is just the worst

how high we going $CHADs?

>>58251319
I'm not entirely convinced the market movement is actually effected by player action

>>58251397
im liquidating the rest of my portfolio to buy $CHAD
I dont care about the price
I like $CHAD

>>58251397
What is this filthy magnate doing in this fine establishment? Security, take that trash away!

>>58251410
I was on the Board of Chucks, we dumped $CHUCK from 252 down to 16 in 15 minutes

>>58251450
>Twas a good thing to see good sir, we simply cannot have the magnatesthinking they can dictate anything. I, for one, bought all of my cheapies between $1 and $15

JANNY cheapies soon

>>58251392
Now, there's no need to use such accusatory tone here. For me, it is not about the money. It's about derision of those who do not have it, with which I'm sure you'll agree. I'd like to hear your thoughts about these bothersome wretches, which vexes you the most?

AYO WHITEY KEEPING US DOWN

>>58247061
>>58246959
Thank you gentlemen<div class="xa24desu"></div>

whats my title now

Every single investment of mine was up while I slept so I cashed out of everything besides my obscene amounts of 2 and 5 dollar CHUCK and a little into RDDT this cycle.

Want to get back in now that my head is clear, and I’m not overwhelmed. Where are you guys looking?

After looking at several other boards I normally visit, it is clear /biz/ has and always will have the highest number of financially well-off individuals browsing it.

>>58251895
Just building positions for fun. Not like it matters at this point.

What a wonderful, joyful feeling, I can feed our supper crumbs to the infantile magnates pecking on our door.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58252044
this is what im doing. enough diversification for now though, back to profits<div class="xa24desu"></div>

I can't help myself, I keep loading up RDDT on every dip.

>mogul in fake stock market
>5 figure purgatory irl

it really do be like that sometimes

DESU once you get above 10 mil portfolio and are diversified in a few consistently good stocks there's no real risk anymore and it's just about seeing how big you can make your pile of money.

>>58252399
Yeah I wish there was a bit more late game content. Should have added a new name at 100mil + the opportunity to buy 10k mobility.

>>58252399
The endgame is pumping CHUCK

>>58252445
It was the 1000 buy / sell limit that really burned me out. So tedious to make big moves.

>>58252399
theres should be 2-3 tickers with randomized names that can go to 0 to simulate random shitcoins

>>58245640
mogul is too easy
getting a 2 fig portfolio is the real hard mode

>buy and hold wins
game too realistic<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58252513
That would've made it a lot more fun, a lot more pink wojak threads would've been made for sure.

>>58252513
I like this idea, though. Think I'll start a new portfolio on my phone and see how low I can get it.

>>58248254
>less than 1000 of each stock
You haven't made it yet<div class="xa24desu"></div>

How do we do fellow dollar stock moguls?

>>58252630
I've got 40k CHUCK right now, diamond hands

I can't believe I have to share a board with these filthy poors. Glad there is a shelter for us mogul BVLLS.

>>58252673
55k $CHUCK marine here holding til we get ETFs on the NYSE

>Obligatory rainbow text

>folio is down 5mil
>i cant find what caused it
just mogul things

>they didn't buy $CHUCK

>>58252697
You've gotta pump those CHUCK numbers up

>>58252802
>BIG CHUCKUS

>sell one stock because it's up
>missed my other stock that was up because i simply wasn't paying attention
>this has no impact on me and i don't even notice a difference in my balance because it's so high
m'victory

>>58252882
>holds sub-100k of $CHUCK
ngmi chucklet

Almost everything's a stable stock now.

I have too much money, my old strategies are having diminishing returns... oh to be a 10M-let again

I stopped touching my wallet like 4 hours and i went from 50 mill to 80

>>58252925
if you didn't buy chuck at 3 or under then lower your tone when talking to me

>>58252947
oh woe is me, look how my bank account swings wildly by tens of millions

>9 figure portfolio
now what?

>>58253071
Pump CHUCK

>>58253071
2 figure portfolio run
All in GME while selling on main

>>58253071
>>58253233
this
$CHUCK total YSE meltdown is the most hilarious conclusion to all this

:ROCKET: :ROCKET: :ROCKET:

SIRS I HAVE WON THE GAME