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>>58222059>kids....
sneed
>>58222059Seethe
>>58222059Magnate > mogul
Is mogul the highest?
There are so many goddamn chucks on the market. This token will never get past $50 reliably because owners will sell it as soon as it gets momentum in order to buy the more lucrative tokens like JANNY, CHAD, BOOB, etc
>>58222401No, magnate is. For now, at least.
>>58222454Mogul is higher than magnate<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58222454what? No Magnate came before mogul
>>58222401It took me like 40 minutes to cash out of everything, im not about to fucking sit around spamming 1000s for hours to find out
>>58222485>>58222489Oh, I guess you're right.Anyway, what is the strategy here? Who the fuck is buying $JANNIES? I think some of these markets are so illiquid that one guy can just ride the price up by 100s.
>>58222685All in $YTSB until 1100
>>58222428no more chucks only yucks
Did I asscend?
G'day gentlemen
All my Mogul BROS are CHUCK S
YTSB for life
I have been CHUCKING all night
Made it
how much 4 mogul
>>58222059Desu will rip faces off desu<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58222401shooting for 100mil pr close
>>58222059reporting
feeling positively scrumptious
Anime made me the man I am today.
Have a nice day gentlemen<div class="xa24desu"></div>
God I love being rich
Reminder to hold onto GACHI until end of quarter for those >DEEP>DARK>DIVIDENDS
Any billionaires yet. I made it to 70 mil and took a nap
gachi gme bros...
is there a title higher than mogul?
When should I retire? I said I would when I had 1000 of each stock and $5 million in cash to ensure permanent mogul status, but now that I'm here I'm thinking I might try for $40 million or maybe even $50 million, but I worry maybe even that is impossible if I'm not scripting. What do you all think?
>>58238928just get 100k YTSB and watch her grow up
>>58222059You're not a real mogul though are you?
All in GACHI. another cool millions<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58239114But even with a 100x that's a maximum of only $2.5 million, why even bother? Ugh, the struggles of being a mogul
if you didn't buy gachi at $1 idk what to tell you
>>58239167>apologies, mr. jan doesn't want you to win big
>>58238958I decided to do this, except I bought 115K because I at one point had 110K GME and I want YTSB to be my biggest all time bag. Also I hit 40M so I might still play around to get 50M depending on how the next few cycles play out but if not I'll call it here.
I have arrived, took me too long though. Should have made mogul in 30m not 45m
>>58222059Am I a mogul yet?
test
I say.
>>58240313>congrats
>>58222059did they remove the 1000 limiter yet, boring af you have to spend all your 5 minutes between refereshes spamming buy or sell<div class="xa24desu"></div>
IF YOU DID NOT BUY YTSB, GACHI, OR CHUCK GL BEING POOR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
>>58240433>use this then just alt tab in every 5 minutes.const protip = document.getElementById('js-protip')window.alert = a => protip.innerText = alet orders = 0const counter = document.createElement('span')protip.insertAdjacentElement('afterend', counter)const auto = document.createElement('button')let order_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-order-btn')order_btn().parentElement.appendChild(auto)auto.innerText = 'Auto'const refresh_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-refresh')const buy_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-buy-cb')const sell_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-sell-cb')const amount_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-amount')const price_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-cur-price')let timeoutfunction run() {function stop_fn() {clearTimeout(timeout)auto.onclick = runauto.innerText = 'Auto'}auto.onclick = stop_fnauto.innerText = 'Stop'let buy = buy_btn().checkedlet sell = sell_btn().checkedlet amount = amount_btn().valuelet known_price = price_btn().innerTextfunction dump_it() {refresh_btn().click()if (known_price === price_btn().innerText) {amount_btn().value = amountif (buy) buy_btn().click()if (sell) sell_btn().click()order_btn().click()orders++counter.innerText = orders + ' orders filled'timeout = setTimeout(dump_it, 10300)setTimeout(() => {if (buy) buy_btn().click()if (sell) sell_btn().click()amount_btn().value = amountif (protip.innerText !== "Order filled") {orders--counter.innerText = orders + ' orders filled'}if (protip.innerText == "You can only make an order once every 10 seconds") {clearTimeout(timeout)timeout = setTimeout(dump_it, 1000)}}, 1000)} else {alert('Stopped due to price change')stop_fn()}}dump_it()}auto.onclick = run
*sips milkies*Love me some $BOOB
Okay, with the YTSB and ANIME pumps I hit $50 mil. Definitely going to call it here, fun playing with you folks.
I hit 5 million. I'm retiring now
Feels good to be a MOGUL<div class="xa24desu"></div>
Maybe the real april fools joke was all the time we spent on the exchange
>>58240639Nipple condom?
Wow, just checked back out of curiosity and holy shit
>he isn't a mogul yetNGMI
Does this count as rich
>>58222401no sir>>72735902
let's try that again
>>58242918no stock icon>namefagged>inspect elementlol fuck off with your fake shit already
Time to crash CIA with no survivors and pump the big guy.
>>58222059who else here is holding the WOJK bag?Currently holding 30k shares and still planning on stacking more
I hate the poor so much it’s not even real
>>58242991wait until I sell
>Fuck the poor.
have I made it yet?
I might not be rich in real money, but I am rich in fake money, h-haha...
>>58243099Mogul only should have a $200+ stock limit. Trading anything lower is for peasants.
0 $GME chadmoguls rise upfuck baggots
>>58243235holy based
GG
>>58222059I just made the best investment since 1$ Anime, into 1$ GME, how about you, Mogulsisters?
>buying reddit was such a clown ass move, what a actual piece of shit.
>>5824323560k Chad Chad
>>58243502When you have an abundant amount of reserves it's like pissing in the sea. I don't even feel the hit for penny stocks.
I hope the people that got tricked by the /qa/ announcement dumped while the going was good
Went for a nap. +7 million. Self-sustaining at this point, I don’t have to do shit.
>>58222685Pretty sure it's just totally random. So the strategy would be buying the ones that goes super low ($3-16 or something) then selling at 3 digits and repeating. I gave up at magnate because buying and selling 1000 at a time takes so damn long.
>>58243759Sorry but this a mogul-only space, you need to leave immediately but may return once your funds are more... substantial.
>>58243235>>58243822Should've bought GME. IRL.
>>58243759this is why you're poor IRLyou give up because it's "too much trouble"remove yourself from this thread immediately poorfag magnigger
Is Anonymous God real?<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58243822>>58243902Magnate sounds cooler<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58243911no one knows
I made it to 10m
Its just to easy.
>>58243759You just do the same but not with shitcoins, shit like ANIME that cycles between $50 and $200 consistently. They're slower gains as a percentage but the gains are net higher because you're restricted by volume.
>>58243759It’s not the poorfags we should be hating, it’s the cockless fucks who have infiltrated our upper echelons.
waiting patiently for chad to rise up again
>$3 dollar reddit, fuck im buying more, i hate this piece of shit stock.
You may be a Mogul, but are you a Mogul in raw cash?
>>58243759>>58243901JUNIOR DARES ENTER THIS THREAD?!
YOUTSUBACANT STOP WONT STOP
>>58244047Doesn't count, pussy.
hi
>>58244076I'll take that as a no.
>>58244076It does, especially if everything you own crashes
Reporting in
Test
Becomes kind of boring once you get to this point.
>Missed out on ciaIt hurts man
>>58222401Would be lot easier to figure out if they got rid of the 1000 share trading limit
>>58244157Yeah, that is really annoying.
>>58244155How do you do the rainbow? Do you just >g r e e n t e x t
>>58243971preach
>>58244157I have played for about 20 mins and have 10 million, if there was no trading cap I would just have infinite money
>>58243759I don't really feel safe with you here invading our space. Please return to the poverty zone immediately.
Sirs
Can only Clowns greentext?
>Missed out on Bane tooFUCK
>>58243822>>58243902>>58243983>>58244051Fuck all of you for doubting me.
>>58244313*Rainbowtext.
>>58244289>I don't really feel safe with you here invading our space. Please return to the poverty zone immediately.Check againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwrqI8vK4II
Anyone else stuck around 10 million 4ever?
>>58244337That'll do, Junior.That'll do.Now become a liquid mogul
>>58244337I didn't doubt you for a second.
>>58244051GME will make me a irl mogul.
what am I now? still helpless?
>>58244257>I have played for about 20 mins and have 10 millionWhy lie?
>>58244405Feels good bro, I'm on my way>>58244431I believe your fortunes have taken a turn for the worse. Away with you, beggar. This thread is no longer for you. It is for rich anons of culture ONLY.
Can we get security to guard the thread from the riff raff?
>>58244517Oh fuck>Your portfolio is valued at $4671570
>>58244517>t. Magnate
>>58244433>>58244435*CHPSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH*oops, didn't see you there, poorfag. Hey, I think you're in the wrong thread.
>>58244431Your chance to become rich has showed up. Buy as much as you can of GME
Now that the profiles are filledwhat are the secrets each stock provides?>CLOWN does rainbow text>CHAD Greys your comment>SICP gives you coding fontare these the only "fun" buys?
>>58222059test
>>58244601CIA makes your name/pic glow if you're using Tomorrow style
>>58244517Oh no, cringe
>>58244517>>58244551>Your portfolio is valued at $7922872And we're back
FINALLY 11 MILLION YEAHHHHHHH
riding that gme bubble bros... having fun...
>100 million soon
>>58244660Welcome to the Mogul class brother. I never doubted you for a second.
>>58244601Glowing eyes with gachi
>>58244601testing the glowing CIA thing
>>58244685Same, 10k in
SO CLOSE BROSI'M ALMOST WORTHY>>58244601Hover your mouse over the ANIME girl, I think that's fun.
>i have arrived
>>58244625this is a lie and I've seen no evidence of it
>>58244773Forgot pic.
>coming up on 20 million >haven’t bought or sold in about four hours>gained around 13 million of the 20 by just sitting on my ass and watching the figures go up>currently watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre with a few beers>pizza on the way>off work all weekComfy as fuck desu
>>58244791works on my browser
>>58244791Maybe it's being blocked by something.
>>58244791
>>58244601RDDT gives you upvote/downvote on the side
>>58244715>>58244717Fellow Chads, going all in from the beginning was always the plan.
Just passed 10m>>58244601DESU gives you this<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58244811this is what happens in the real world. Every single laborer should be off their ass and gutting shareholders and bankers in the streets this second, but they're too retarded and oblivious.If work was ever a virtue, this society does not value toil.
>go away for a couple hours>finally a mogulshould i retire or strive for higher platitudes?
>>58244715>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER
>>58244601>CLOWN does rainbow text>CHAD Greys your comment>SICP gives you coding font>ANIME - hovering over the icon makes it glow red>GACHI - basically same thing with GACHI>RDDT - adds upvote/downvote buttons on the side of your comment>DESU - adds desu to the end of your post>CIA - supposedly makes your comment glow on "dark" tomorrow theme - doesn't work on my browser thoughThat's all I'm aware of<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58244601>>58244625>>58244773>>58244863>>58244905Are there any others?Sneed's Feed and SeedFormerly Chuck's
I wonder if there's a secret for TISM on other board themes or even boards...
>>58244927Mogul is the highest title, but if you have $5,000,000 in cash the title can't be stripped by market fluctuations. My goal is $5MM in the bank plus 1000 of every stock.
>>58244981>CIAgo to tomorrow theme at the bottom right of the page then refresh
So what's the leaderboard for now?I'm on almost 13 millies
so has anyone exploited this game yet?I've only automated buying and selling so far
>>58245076I'm at 36 mill right now. Too poor for 1k of every stock at current prices though
Today I've made it. Tomorrow I wake up poor. This is the circle of biz, I realize my fate, but do not accept it.
>>58222059Here is my shitty script to automate buying for the codelets https://pastes.io/l4p5qtwkbs
>>58245052i cashed out but keeping 1000 shares of GACHI out of respect, can't forget where I started. Might try to go for 1000 of each
>>58245145Not a codeletHow to use this?
>>58245161Paste in console, it will add a couple of buttons to the page
>>58245089Yeah, I exploited it by buying a crapload of CHUCK at 2, ANIME at 1, RDDT at 3 and GACHI at 13>I DIP YOU DIP WE DO DA DIP>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER
Bane should do something.
well, I guess I'm done, didn't take too long they should have made it harder. not sure how anyone is supposed to lose money in this lol
Eat the rich!
>>58245150>keeping 1000 shares of GACHI out of respect, can't forget where I startedBased. For me it was ANIME+YTSB.
It is, it was, and so it shall remain.<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58245176What do I do after pasting? nothing happesn
>>58245224>not sure how anyone is supposed to lose money in this lolBy being retarded, desuJust like in real life, desu.<div class="xa24desu"></div>
I don't understand this fucking shitSo is this a game with fake money and is about trading meme stocks?
>>58245304yeah, just like real life
>>58245288Losing money on yotsuba exchange is much the same as the ordinary markets. You pick a horse, you become true believer never sell never trade cultist. You hold bags then at just the right moment you panic sell.<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58222059What does the CHUCK stock do?
>>58245367OUT POOR!<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58222059Nigger
>>58222059Livin our best lives out here
>>58245402WE WERE ALL POOR ONCE, BUT THEN WE DECIDED TO>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER
Alright I'm retiring. Fuck the poors.
>>58244981>gain CIA>lose ChadIs it worth it?
>>58245185test, Brother.
>>58245304It's an edutainer concerning why capitalism and communism are not mutually exclusive. The most devout capitalists of the system actually live as hardcore communist parasites
If only stocks were this easy in real life.
>>58245566does nothing right?<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58222059GME to the moon
>>58245718Yeah. The big thing here is that they never go to $0, and it's randomized in a way that means they always go up a significant amount eventually. If real stocks were like that it'd be impossible to lose.
>>58245753so it seems. digits should have been the gimmick.The pony board has pony badges, that's all I've found so far.
Mogulagnate
market fluctuations can no longer effect me frensI am cashed out. I am untouchableNOW i can rest
>>58245811Is it just for me, or is Bane font slightly bigger?
in and hodling
>>58245882>cashing out>not diversifying>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER
>>582458904U
>>58245890holy shit it's true<div class="xa24desu"></div>
Testing mogul status
>>58245929mongoloid status more like
$GME
>>58245890What does GME do?
TRUST YOTSUBA
>>58245974Just the icon.<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58245718I learned the hard way and I know this is a gross oversimplification. If only I had the luck I did here on the actual market. I never made a bad call yet. I can only imagine if they put the effort in to simulate IPOs and bankruptcy and delists, and the fucking Fed devaluing cash and hiking inflation at a constant rate in real time
>>58245915Dont care fellow esteemed colleague.Despite being a midwest burger i’ve been here since minute 50 of hour 1 when yotsuba opened for businessIt was only by sheer chance i was lurking when i saw it go up. I think we all know what happened from thereSo you could say i’m a little overdue for a breather
this is just proof 4chan would be more fun if it was all pro crypto
>>58246017>this is my proof that /pol/ is entirely correct
>>58246005Saturday, I was in povertyToday, I am still in poverty but I have a sweet ass portfolioTomorrow, I will be in povertyTODAY I WILL LIVE>PUMP IT BABY>LOUDER
I'm convinced all the 30 milliefags are clickfagsI'm here investing in richfag stocks for hours stuck at 13 millie wtf
>>58246146>clickfagsHuh?<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58246146>he doesn't religiously buy the sub-10 GME dips>he hasnt been at it since midnight>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER
>>58240526how do i use this<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58245990What icon? I don't even see it listed in the emotes
All these slick ahh mogul comments are gonna be your downfall Magnate Men and Women are the Gods of this Planet and we literally can conquer the whole board again if we wanted to so y'all just hope and pray the hour doesn't come when Magnates finally wake up and decide enough is enough
>>58246166Investing too like 50k in reddit tier stocks and clicking throughout the session
>>58222059Really not a high bar to set, I started three hours ago and I'm at 8.9mil despite being busy at work.
>>58246146>clickfagslmao I have scripts for that
>>58246200go away poorfag, if you can't finance a proxy war in the Kongo with your bros just for the aesthetic you're worth nothing to me
>>58246242You should go back to flipping those burgers, thirdie dog.
>>58246200HERE'S A HELICOPTER SO YOU CAN FLY INTO MY SAUDI ARABIAN WALL-CITY, WHICH I WILL REPAIR WITH A SINGLE DAY'S INTEREST
Alright, bros. More than $5MM in the bank pluss 100 of every stock (1000 of my beloved ANIME where I got my start) I'm packing it in and retiring.
>>58246196The controller icon next to your wealth status. Every stock has an icon, not all of them do anything beyond that.
>>58246295>accidentally admitting to being a NEET and also a phoneposterOoh.
>>58246383Maybe you have to reference certain games?PONG, MARIO, World of warcraftMaybe you gotta quote text them?>PONG, MARIO, World of warcraft
>>58246383The LOL icon and the GME icon are the only 2 that don't show up for me or or other posts. I even tried disabling all extensions and scripts.>they are simply not there
>>58246595It's because they're emojis
>>58246595>>58246652They show up in Firefox for me.
>>58246595>Magnate<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58247141SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER>PUMP IT>LOUDER
>>58246200poorfags, in my club?
How can I buy a YSE gold membership so I can buy more than 1000 at a time...
honestly, i bought all these stocks earlier this morning and the last i saw my account it was 3 million.came back and it's 8 million
Chads rise above the rest
THE FIRE RISES
Sup lads. I assume this has been asked before but now that I'm rich as fuck I care.I "created an account" in an incognito browser. I'm fucked. I assume the responsible thing to do is to sell all my stocks and close the browser.But what if I don't? Or what if I pump up some stocks and then close?TL;DR: what happens to the one-day accounts that never log in again? Their money is just permanently invested in whichever stocks they bought?
>whats the count on these orders filed kings?
>>58238928I have 40ish mil right now, it gets to a point where the 1000 buy/sell limit makes everything a drag.
>>58251521I'm around 40 mill now myself, and for me that point was after the first few trades because all I do is buy at two digits and sell at three digits
>>58252157I started late but I buy at one digit and sell at middle two digits
Now if only my real shitcoins can pump
>>58252248I buy at one digit when it comes but I don't wait for it. I started a little under 7 hours ago. Seems like both strategies work okay, mine is nice because I'm at work and it's a busy day, so I don't have to watch my portfolio too hard.>>58252322Never ever.
>>58222059Betcha fren
>>58254662Is Magnate at 50 mill? I want to know if I should keep the tab open a bit longer to hit it or finally stop the autistic trading which has stopped being fun
nuck figgers
The cap being 5 mil is honestly too low even for real life standards, desu. Nowadays 5 mil is just middle class.<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58222059IT TOOK 12 HOURS BUT I CAN FINALLY POST ON THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!
>>58254760no, it's at 2 mil
>>58222059OK
I will become Mogul in 1 minute
>>58222059please no
>>58259113let me in
was out all day, just got back and put my entire balance into gachi, I'll be allowed to post here soon.
>>58259096we will se about that
Reporting in, Aniki just brought me to mogul status in the last minute. He came to save me...
>>58259222WHATS UP
aniki doubled my money in seconds, gachi train cant stop wont stop
1000eoy
Well, how did you stack up against your peers? Are you the next mother Fugger?https://4chan.org/prize.html
How much do you need to become a magnate?
>>58222059finally made it home
>>58260075my team fucking suck
Fuck you
>>58238301yes
>>58222059Now that my mogul status is guaranteed with 5 million staying liquid, hello fellow moguls
>>58260928lol you almost got me.
Gonna miss this.
test2
im going to miss being able to larp as a redditor with this
Liquid moguls report in.<div class="xa24desu"></div>
You will always be a mogul if you only buy at $1.
>>58261168get out poorfag
>>58222059ITS OVER
Why yes, I do keep a rainy day fund to hedge against deflation and market collapse, how could you tell?
>>58262350
I think i'm above 5m
>>58263475wtf I thought mogul was the highest
>>58262350Reporting in. Wondering what happens if I try to pump these stocks post-game.
>>58264296They're fake if they post without a flair.
Yup>yupYup>yup
>>58265110I realized that after I posted and felt retarded
>>58240639Is this a new kind of silver round ?
>>58244601Marcille is so kawai! hehe