/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58222059
>kids....

sneed

>>58222059
Seethe

>>58222059
Magnate > mogul

Is mogul the highest?

There are so many goddamn chucks on the market. This token will never get past $50 reliably because owners will sell it as soon as it gets momentum in order to buy the more lucrative tokens like JANNY, CHAD, BOOB, etc

>>58222401
No, magnate is. For now, at least.

>>58222454
Mogul is higher than magnate<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58222454
what? No Magnate came before mogul

>>58222401
It took me like 40 minutes to cash out of everything, im not about to fucking sit around spamming 1000s for hours to find out

>>58222485
>>58222489
Oh, I guess you're right.
Anyway, what is the strategy here? Who the fuck is buying $JANNIES? I think some of these markets are so illiquid that one guy can just ride the price up by 100s.

>>58222685
All in $YTSB until 1100

>>58222428
no more chucks only yucks

Did I asscend?

G'day gentlemen

All my Mogul BROS are CHUCK S

YTSB for life

I have been CHUCKING all night

Made it

how much 4 mogul

>>58222059
Desu will rip faces off desu<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58222401
shooting for 100mil pr close

>>58222059
reporting

feeling positively scrumptious

Anime made me the man I am today.

Have a nice day gentlemen<div class="xa24desu"></div>

God I love being rich

Reminder to hold onto GACHI until end of quarter for those
>DEEP
>DARK
>DIVIDENDS

Any billionaires yet. I made it to 70 mil and took a nap

gachi gme bros...

is there a title higher than mogul?

When should I retire? I said I would when I had 1000 of each stock and $5 million in cash to ensure permanent mogul status, but now that I'm here I'm thinking I might try for $40 million or maybe even $50 million, but I worry maybe even that is impossible if I'm not scripting. What do you all think?

>>58238928
just get 100k YTSB and watch her grow up

>>58222059
You're not a real mogul though are you?

All in GACHI. another cool millions<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58239114
But even with a 100x that's a maximum of only $2.5 million, why even bother? Ugh, the struggles of being a mogul

if you didn't buy gachi at $1 idk what to tell you

>>58239167
>apologies, mr. jan doesn't want you to win big

>>58238958
I decided to do this, except I bought 115K because I at one point had 110K GME and I want YTSB to be my biggest all time bag. Also I hit 40M so I might still play around to get 50M depending on how the next few cycles play out but if not I'll call it here.

I have arrived, took me too long though. Should have made mogul in 30m not 45m

>>58222059
Am I a mogul yet?

test

I say.

>>58240313
>congrats

>>58222059
did they remove the 1000 limiter yet, boring af you have to spend all your 5 minutes between refereshes spamming buy or sell<div class="xa24desu"></div>

IF YOU DID NOT BUY YTSB, GACHI, OR CHUCK GL BEING POOR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

>>58240433
>use this then just alt tab in every 5 minutes.

const protip = document.getElementById('js-protip')
window.alert = a => protip.innerText = a
let orders = 0
const counter = document.createElement('span')
protip.insertAdjacentElement('afterend', counter)
const auto = document.createElement('button')
let order_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-order-btn')
order_btn().parentElement.appendChild(auto)
auto.innerText = 'Auto'
const refresh_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-refresh')
const buy_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-buy-cb')
const sell_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-sell-cb')
const amount_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-amount')
const price_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-cur-price')
let timeout
function run() {
function stop_fn() {
clearTimeout(timeout)
auto.onclick = run
auto.innerText = 'Auto'
}
auto.onclick = stop_fn
auto.innerText = 'Stop'
let buy = buy_btn().checked
let sell = sell_btn().checked
let amount = amount_btn().value
let known_price = price_btn().innerText
function dump_it() {
refresh_btn().click()
if (known_price === price_btn().innerText) {
amount_btn().value = amount
if (buy) buy_btn().click()
if (sell) sell_btn().click()
order_btn().click()
orders++
counter.innerText = orders + ' orders filled'
timeout = setTimeout(dump_it, 10300)
setTimeout(() => {
if (buy) buy_btn().click()
if (sell) sell_btn().click()
amount_btn().value = amount
if (protip.innerText !== "Order filled") {
orders--
counter.innerText = orders + ' orders filled'
}
if (protip.innerText == "You can only make an order once every 10 seconds") {
clearTimeout(timeout)
timeout = setTimeout(dump_it, 1000)
}
}, 1000)
} else {
alert('Stopped due to price change')
stop_fn()
}
}
dump_it()
}
auto.onclick = run

*sips milkies*
Love me some $BOOB

Okay, with the YTSB and ANIME pumps I hit $50 mil. Definitely going to call it here, fun playing with you folks.

I hit 5 million. I'm retiring now

Feels good to be a MOGUL<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Maybe the real april fools joke was all the time we spent on the exchange

>>58240639
Nipple condom?

Wow, just checked back out of curiosity and holy shit

>he isn't a mogul yet
NGMI

Does this count as rich

>>58222401
no sir

>>72735902

let's try that again

>>58242918
no stock icon
>namefagged
>inspect element
lol fuck off with your fake shit already

Time to crash CIA with no survivors and pump the big guy.

>>58222059
who else here is holding the WOJK bag?
Currently holding 30k shares and still planning on stacking more

I hate the poor so much it’s not even real

>>58242991
wait until I sell

>Fuck the poor.

have I made it yet?

I might not be rich in real money, but I am rich in fake money, h-haha...

>>58243099
Mogul only should have a $200+ stock limit. Trading anything lower is for peasants.

0 $GME chadmoguls rise up
fuck baggots

>>58243235
holy based

GG

>>58222059
I just made the best investment since 1$ Anime, into 1$ GME, how about you, Mogulsisters?

GG

>buying reddit was such a clown ass move, what a actual piece of shit.

>>58243235
60k Chad Chad

>>58243502
When you have an abundant amount of reserves it's like pissing in the sea. I don't even feel the hit for penny stocks.

I hope the people that got tricked by the /qa/ announcement dumped while the going was good

Went for a nap. +7 million.

Self-sustaining at this point, I don’t have to do shit.

>>58222685
Pretty sure it's just totally random. So the strategy would be buying the ones that goes super low ($3-16 or something) then selling at 3 digits and repeating. I gave up at magnate because buying and selling 1000 at a time takes so damn long.

>>58243759
Sorry but this a mogul-only space, you need to leave immediately but may return once your funds are more... substantial.

>>58243235
>>58243822
Should've bought GME. IRL.

>>58243759
this is why you're poor IRL
you give up because it's "too much trouble"
remove yourself from this thread immediately poorfag magnigger

Is Anonymous God real?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58243822
>>58243902
Magnate sounds cooler<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58243911
no one knows

I made it to 10m

Its just to easy.

>>58243759
You just do the same but not with shitcoins, shit like ANIME that cycles between $50 and $200 consistently. They're slower gains as a percentage but the gains are net higher because you're restricted by volume.

>>58243759
It’s not the poorfags we should be hating, it’s the cockless fucks who have infiltrated our upper echelons.

waiting patiently for chad to rise up again

>$3 dollar reddit, fuck im buying more, i hate this piece of shit stock.

You may be a Mogul, but are you a Mogul in raw cash?

>>58243759
>>58243901
JUNIOR DARES ENTER THIS THREAD?!

YOUTSUBA
CANT STOP WONT STOP

>>58244047
Doesn't count, pussy.

hi

>>58244076
I'll take that as a no.

>>58244076
It does, especially if everything you own crashes

Reporting in

Test

Becomes kind of boring once you get to this point.

>Missed out on cia
It hurts man

>>58222401
Would be lot easier to figure out if they got rid of the 1000 share trading limit

>>58244157
Yeah, that is really annoying.

>>58244155
How do you do the rainbow? Do you just
>g r e e n t e x t

>>58243971
preach

>>58244157
I have played for about 20 mins and have 10 million, if there was no trading cap I would just have infinite money

>>58243759
I don't really feel safe with you here invading our space. Please return to the poverty zone immediately.

Sirs

Can only Clowns greentext?

>Missed out on Bane too
FUCK

>>58243822
>>58243902
>>58243983
>>58244051
Fuck all of you for doubting me.

>>58244313
*Rainbowtext.

>>58244289
>I don't really feel safe with you here invading our space. Please return to the poverty zone immediately.
Check again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwrqI8vK4II

Anyone else stuck around 10 million 4ever?

>>58244337
That'll do, Junior.
That'll do.

Now become a liquid mogul

>>58244337
I didn't doubt you for a second.

>>58244051
GME will make me a irl mogul.

what am I now? still helpless?

>>58244257
>I have played for about 20 mins and have 10 million
Why lie?

>>58244405
Feels good bro, I'm on my way
>>58244431
I believe your fortunes have taken a turn for the worse. Away with you, beggar. This thread is no longer for you. It is for rich anons of culture ONLY.

Can we get security to guard the thread from the riff raff?

>>58244517
Oh fuck
>Your portfolio is valued at $4671570

>>58244517
>t. Magnate

>>58244433
>>58244435
*CHPSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH*
oops, didn't see you there, poorfag. Hey, I think you're in the wrong thread.

>>58244431
Your chance to become rich has showed up. Buy as much as you can of GME

Now that the profiles are filled
what are the secrets each stock provides?

>CLOWN does rainbow text
>CHAD Greys your comment
>SICP gives you coding font

are these the only "fun" buys?

>>58222059
test

>>58244601
CIA makes your name/pic glow if you're using Tomorrow style

Test

>>58244517
Oh no, cringe

>>58244517
>>58244551
>Your portfolio is valued at $7922872
And we're back

FINALLY 11 MILLION YEAHHHHHHH

riding that gme bubble bros... having fun...

>100 million soon

>>58244660
Welcome to the Mogul class brother. I never doubted you for a second.

>>58244601
Glowing eyes with gachi

>>58244601
testing the glowing CIA thing

>>58244685
Same, 10k in

SO CLOSE BROS
I'M ALMOST WORTHY

>>58244601
Hover your mouse over the ANIME girl, I think that's fun.

>i have arrived

>>58244625
this is a lie and I've seen no evidence of it

>>58244773
Forgot pic.

>coming up on 20 million
>haven’t bought or sold in about four hours
>gained around 13 million of the 20 by just sitting on my ass and watching the figures go up
>currently watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre with a few beers
>pizza on the way
>off work all week
Comfy as fuck desu

>>58244791
works on my browser

>>58244791
Maybe it's being blocked by something.

>>58244791

>>58244601
RDDT gives you upvote/downvote on the side

>>58244715
>>58244717
Fellow Chads, going all in from the beginning was always the plan.

Just passed 10m
>>58244601
DESU gives you this<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58244811
this is what happens in the real world. Every single laborer should be off their ass and gutting shareholders and bankers in the streets this second, but they're too retarded and oblivious.
If work was ever a virtue, this society does not value toil.

>go away for a couple hours
>finally a mogul
should i retire or strive for higher platitudes?

>>58244715
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER

>>58244601
>CLOWN does rainbow text
>CHAD Greys your comment
>SICP gives you coding font
>ANIME - hovering over the icon makes it glow red
>GACHI - basically same thing with GACHI
>RDDT - adds upvote/downvote buttons on the side of your comment
>DESU - adds desu to the end of your post
>CIA - supposedly makes your comment glow on "dark" tomorrow theme - doesn't work on my browser though

That's all I'm aware of<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58244601
>>58244625
>>58244773
>>58244863
>>58244905
Are there any others?

Sneed's Feed and Seed
Formerly Chuck's

I wonder if there's a secret for TISM on other board themes or even boards...

>>58244927
Mogul is the highest title, but if you have $5,000,000 in cash the title can't be stripped by market fluctuations. My goal is $5MM in the bank plus 1000 of every stock.

test

>>58244981
>CIA
go to tomorrow theme at the bottom right of the page then refresh

So what's the leaderboard for now?
I'm on almost 13 millies

so has anyone exploited this game yet?
I've only automated buying and selling so far

>>58245076
I'm at 36 mill right now. Too poor for 1k of every stock at current prices though

Today I've made it. Tomorrow I wake up poor. This is the circle of biz, I realize my fate, but do not accept it.

>>58222059
Here is my shitty script to automate buying for the codelets https://pastes.io/l4p5qtwkbs

>>58245052
i cashed out but keeping 1000 shares of GACHI out of respect, can't forget where I started. Might try to go for 1000 of each

>>58245145
Not a codelet
How to use this?

>>58245161
Paste in console, it will add a couple of buttons to the page

>>58245089
Yeah, I exploited it by buying a crapload of CHUCK at 2, ANIME at 1, RDDT at 3 and GACHI at 13
>I DIP YOU DIP WE DO DA DIP
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER

Bane should do something.

well, I guess I'm done, didn't take too long they should have made it harder. not sure how anyone is supposed to lose money in this lol

Eat the rich!

>>58245150
>keeping 1000 shares of GACHI out of respect, can't forget where I started
Based. For me it was ANIME+YTSB.

It is, it was, and so it shall remain.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58245176
What do I do after pasting? nothing happesn

>>58245224
>not sure how anyone is supposed to lose money in this lol
By being retarded, desu
Just like in real life, desu.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

I don't understand this fucking shit
So is this a game with fake money and is about trading meme stocks?

>>58245304
yeah, just like real life

>>58245288
Losing money on yotsuba exchange is much the same as the ordinary markets. You pick a horse, you become true believer never sell never trade cultist. You hold bags then at just the right moment you panic sell.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58222059
What does the CHUCK stock do?

>>58222059
test

>>58245367
OUT POOR!<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58222059
Nigger

>>58222059
Livin our best lives out here

>>58245402
WE WERE ALL POOR ONCE, BUT THEN WE DECIDED TO
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER

Alright I'm retiring. Fuck the poors.

>>58244981
>gain CIA
>lose Chad
Is it worth it?

>>58245185
test, Brother.

>>58245304
It's an edutainer concerning why capitalism and communism are not mutually exclusive. The most devout capitalists of the system actually live as hardcore communist parasites

If only stocks were this easy in real life.

>>58245566
does nothing right?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58222059
GME to the moon

>>58245718
Yeah. The big thing here is that they never go to $0, and it's randomized in a way that means they always go up a significant amount eventually. If real stocks were like that it'd be impossible to lose.

>>58245753
so it seems. digits should have been the gimmick.
The pony board has pony badges, that's all I've found so far.

Mogul
a
g
n
a
t
e

market fluctuations can no longer effect me frens
I am cashed out. I am untouchable
NOW i can rest

>>58245811
Is it just for me, or is Bane font slightly bigger?

in and hodling

>>58245882
>cashing out
>not diversifying
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER

>>58245890
4U

>>58245890
holy shit it's true<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Testing mogul status

>>58245929
mongoloid status more like

$GME

>>58245890
What does GME do?

TRUST YOTSUBA

>>58245974
Just the icon.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58245718
I learned the hard way and I know this is a gross oversimplification. If only I had the luck I did here on the actual market. I never made a bad call yet. I can only imagine if they put the effort in to simulate IPOs and bankruptcy and delists, and the fucking Fed devaluing cash and hiking inflation at a constant rate in real time

>>58245915
Dont care fellow esteemed colleague.
Despite being a midwest burger i’ve been here since minute 50 of hour 1 when yotsuba opened for business
It was only by sheer chance i was lurking when i saw it go up. I think we all know what happened from there
So you could say i’m a little overdue for a breather

this is just proof 4chan would be more fun if it was all pro crypto

>>58246017
>this is my proof that /pol/ is entirely correct

>>58246005
Saturday, I was in poverty
Today, I am still in poverty but I have a sweet ass portfolio
Tomorrow, I will be in poverty
TODAY I WILL LIVE
>PUMP IT BABY
>LOUDER

I'm convinced all the 30 milliefags are clickfags
I'm here investing in richfag stocks for hours stuck at 13 millie wtf

>>58246146
>clickfags
Huh?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58246146
>he doesn't religiously buy the sub-10 GME dips
>he hasnt been at it since midnight
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER

>>58240526
how do i use this<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58245990
What icon?
I don't even see it listed in the emotes

All these slick ahh mogul comments are gonna be your downfall Magnate Men and Women are the Gods of this Planet and we literally can conquer the whole board again if we wanted to so y'all just hope and pray the hour doesn't come when Magnates finally wake up and decide enough is enough

>>58246166
Investing too like 50k in reddit tier stocks and clicking throughout the session

>>58222059
Really not a high bar to set, I started three hours ago and I'm at 8.9mil despite being busy at work.

>>58246146
>clickfags
lmao I have scripts for that

>>58246200
go away poorfag, if you can't finance a proxy war in the Kongo with your bros just for the aesthetic you're worth nothing to me

>>58246242
You should go back to flipping those burgers, thirdie dog.

>>58246200
HERE'S A HELICOPTER SO YOU CAN FLY INTO MY SAUDI ARABIAN WALL-CITY, WHICH I WILL REPAIR WITH A SINGLE DAY'S INTEREST

Alright, bros. More than $5MM in the bank pluss 100 of every stock (1000 of my beloved ANIME where I got my start) I'm packing it in and retiring.

>>58246196
The controller icon next to your wealth status. Every stock has an icon, not all of them do anything beyond that.

>>58246295
>accidentally admitting to being a NEET and also a phoneposter
Ooh.

>>58246383
Maybe you have to reference certain games?
PONG, MARIO, World of warcraft
Maybe you gotta quote text them?
>PONG, MARIO, World of warcraft

>>58246383
The LOL icon and the GME icon are the only 2 that don't show up for me or or other posts. I even tried disabling all extensions and scripts.

>they are simply not there

>>58246595
It's because they're emojis

>>58246595
>>58246652
They show up in Firefox for me.

>>58246595
>Magnate<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58247141
SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER
>PUMP IT
>LOUDER

>>58246200
poorfags, in my club?

How can I buy a YSE gold membership so I can buy more than 1000 at a time...

honestly, i bought all these stocks earlier this morning and the last i saw my account it was 3 million.
came back and it's 8 million

Chads rise above the rest

THE FIRE RISES

Sup lads. I assume this has been asked before but now that I'm rich as fuck I care.
I "created an account" in an incognito browser. I'm fucked. I assume the responsible thing to do is to sell all my stocks and close the browser.
But what if I don't? Or what if I pump up some stocks and then close?
TL;DR: what happens to the one-day accounts that never log in again? Their money is just permanently invested in whichever stocks they bought?

>whats the count on these orders filed kings?

>>58238928
I have 40ish mil right now, it gets to a point where the 1000 buy/sell limit makes everything a drag.

>>58251521
I'm around 40 mill now myself, and for me that point was after the first few trades because all I do is buy at two digits and sell at three digits

>>58252157
I started late but I buy at one digit and sell at middle two digits

Now if only my real shitcoins can pump

>>58252248
I buy at one digit when it comes but I don't wait for it. I started a little under 7 hours ago. Seems like both strategies work okay, mine is nice because I'm at work and it's a busy day, so I don't have to watch my portfolio too hard.
>>58252322
Never ever.

>>58222059
Betcha fren

>>58254662
Is Magnate at 50 mill? I want to know if I should keep the tab open a bit longer to hit it or finally stop the autistic trading which has stopped being fun

nuck figgers

The cap being 5 mil is honestly too low even for real life standards, desu. Nowadays 5 mil is just middle class.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58222059
IT TOOK 12 HOURS BUT I CAN FINALLY POST ON THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!

>>58254760
no, it's at 2 mil

>>58222059
OK

I will become Mogul in 1 minute

>>58222059
please no

>>58259113
let me in

was out all day, just got back and put my entire balance into gachi, I'll be allowed to post here soon.

>>58259096
we will se about that

Reporting in, Aniki just brought me to mogul status in the last minute. He came to save me...

>>58259222
WHATS UP

aniki doubled my money in seconds, gachi train cant stop wont stop

1000eoy

Well, how did you stack up against your peers? Are you the next mother Fugger?

https://4chan.org/prize.html

How much do you need to become a magnate?

>>58222059
finally made it home

>>58260075
my team fucking suck

Fuck you

>>58238301
yes

>>58222059
Now that my mogul status is guaranteed with 5 million staying liquid, hello fellow moguls

>>58260928
lol you almost got me.

test

Gonna miss this.

test2

im going to miss being able to larp as a redditor with this

Liquid moguls report in.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

You will always be a mogul if you only buy at $1.

>>58261168
get out poorfag

>>58222059
ITS OVER

Why yes, I do keep a rainy day fund to hedge against deflation and market collapse, how could you tell?

>>58262350

I think i'm above 5m

>>58263475
wtf I thought mogul was the highest

>>58262350
Reporting in. Wondering what happens if I try to pump these stocks post-game.

>>58264296
They're fake if they post without a flair.

Yup
>yup
Yup
>yup

>>58265110
I realized that after I posted and felt retarded

>>58240639
Is this a new kind of silver round ?

>>58244601
Marcille is so kawai! hehe