/biz/ - Business & Finance

i farted

CIA BROS!!!! $70!!!!! WGMI!!!

i am scaling out of CIA.

How enthusiastic are you about losing money today, /smg/ bros?

>>58238038
what's wrong with the apple cutting one

>JANNY

Europe is closed today
Its fun seeing americans sweat

>>58238132
how does that work anyway how can one SE be closed when another is trading

cia $200

Alright boiz what is the the PnD?
>I vote Clown

we made it CIA bros

Will AMZN fucking breakout already

WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS
>investment folio up 5% daily
>gambling folio down 20% daily

>>58238210

Honestly though if you can't make bank on yotsuba exchange you shouldn't be trading real moneys

>>58238166
What is your question? That there are different exchanges or how stocks are issued?

>>58238254
probably. i just sold the 112 shares i held since september.

>>58238132
Is april fools a big holiday over there?

>>58238166
its because of Easter Monday
this happens quite often that one is closed and the other isnt
for example when americans have presidents day or somehting like that

>He didn't leverage into CHUCK

>>58238112
Its the same as the bread cutting one. You want symmetric, aesthetic slices. Not random slices that produce random, ugly sections of apple.

i can now retire in 4chan money

about to visit the store to get some ball trimmers. Any suggestions?

>>58238418
Women's section. Bikini line trimmers.

>>58238418
WD40 and a lighter

>>58238517
Get out of CIA and go into GACHI; this is financial advice

>>58238329
Germany invented April fools day
Just like your christmas traditions
America is a german colony

>>58238552
GACHI will drop past 40 I can feel it

>>58238465
>>58238517
second question
how do we weaponize the elderly?

100k on gachi

i am financially balding
my balance is currently norman 3

>>58238552
Based following

>>58238552
I dumped CIA at 78. On team RDDT now. Sorry bros but I invest with my wallet, not my heart.

what are these annoying namefags. is this a recent "feature"?

>>58238552
I want lower on gachi

RDDT unironically going to 0

moguls report in
what do you actually own, in real life?
i own 2,000 shares of SOXL

Why is there no $DUBS ticker? This is bullshit.

>>58238645
Look at your calendar new fren.

ah april 1st i get it

>>58238661
What do you need to become a mogul?

Fucking piece of shit NVDA stock worse than a shit coin fuck this piece of shit

>>58238694
5 million is mogul status

>>58238661
I have only 250. But at a 45$ average

>Oh fuck I better sell all of my NVDA because they released an even better chip and are investing even more money into revolutionary new tech and still have more orders than they can handle!!!!!"
Who is even thinking this way right now? I'm not some Nvidia fanatic but there's been nothing fundamentally negative about the company to warrant the stock selling off so much.

I have 2.5M 4chan funny money. This gets boring kinda fast since you can only trade 1000 units at a time

>>58238724
hey man shut the fuck up nobody is going to pump your bags anymore you greedy faggot

140k on janny

>>58231958
I bought a $522 call that expires tomorrow. It's over...

>>58238132
easteufag here, comfily holding the future of earth
>uranium
>uranium
>uranium
>uranium
>comfy
>comfy
>joules
>unlimited
>energy
>central<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58238724
Zoom out kiddo it's fine.

>>58238706
I've been trying to get 1000 of each equity.

>ROOT
>LAAC
>LUNR
>MSFT
>MELI
I am right so often that it's actually boring. You retards better have listened.

>>58238812
I can fix her

somebody increased the bot posting frequency significantly. stupid mods

>>58238800
extremely comfy day
americans are losing their shirt
do you own an uranium stock?

Nice, I was able to slurp up 200 more shares of spirit air.

>>58238661
CALLS

>>58238915
>UUUU
>CCJ
>UEC
>KAP
buying more tomorrow<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58238942
I am not good in real life or imaginary stocks

Pick up…

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!

uranium is the only thing keeping me up.

GACHI LITERALY CANNOT GO TITS UP

>>58238972
>Kazatomprom
nice

buy the dip faggets

>>58239054
>1$
ALL IN

Why is everyone suddenly a name fag.

>>58239100
>he doesn't sneed

>>58239054
the yotsuba stocks all go down and nothing moons like stocks do in reality because (you) always have to be a bobo. pathetic
ps: buy CIA

I'm ruined.

>>58239100
we like to have fun here

how many retards are running fucking chatgpt bullshit in this thread right now.

>>58239100
Influx on newcomers from Reddit ($RDDT)
>>58239205
I'm all in on $CIA and $GACHI

>>58239128
>>58239286
Hrmm looking at the yse now.

>>58239314
all of them except me and you

>>58239322
>sneed

>>58239322
I had to buy the AUTISM bounce.

Scalped GACHI at 1. Easiest 4chan bucks of my life.

I'm CIA

Fucking NVDA nigger Stock FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>58239088
shit I missed it

gachi at 1 is a lifetime hold<div class="xa24desu"></div>

ALERT

Reminder that the US government is permanently bankrupting itself to keep stocks inflated so that Joe Biden has a shot at winning reelection.

WTF $YTSB is just went bankrupt

What the fuck is going on with Coinbase????

Easy peasy lemon cheesy

Is YTSB going out of business?

>>58239386
zoom out lmfao. did you buy the top?

>>58239453
Cant go tits up. Its free money

ok I sold all my AUTISM and CIA holdings and I'm rich now, this is like in the real stock market lmao. Wich shitcoin do we pump and dump now?

>>58239417
awesome, thanks joe!
sell before results, buy gold, retire in siberia

>>58238724
You bought the top didn't you?

>>58239335
Its excessive for a Monday.

>>58239483
YTSB. Load up until it breaks and easy x your money.

>>58239417
No country will do shit about this. Everyone will pretend that USD still has value because they don't want to get Kaddafied

>>58239526
ok anon I trust you stocks can't go to zero right? right?

>>58239547
Easiest 35x, ever

>>58239417
ridiculous, INSANE

>>58239417
we're gonna have to start taxing unrealized gains

>>58239547
of course

>>58239573
It won't let me sell my shares AAAHH

YSE IS HONKENING

Buy the dip

Does anyone know when $JANNY pays the next dividend? From what I know they pay out 50% of net earnings usually.

>>58239417
>it will even go higher, if rates are cut

ytsb

>>58239670
Got any TA?

>>58239691
>Trading JNNY at all
NGMI

>>58238661
1,500 SOXL for me should've bought more last year

short ladder attack on bane rn, when it bounces load up.

GME (Yotsuba Stock Exchange) MOASS imminent

Sell CIA, buy BANE

What are my choice options in the stock market with $1000?

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
NO NATGAS/OIL NIGGERS
KISS MY BURGER KING CROWN

>>58239397
>writing a tracker for the yotsuba exchange
Well done

Turns out investing is pretty easy. Just make sure to avoid GME, and you'll make it eventually.

>>58239889
Its about that time. Stupid nigger market. One more bear trap.

Alright bros I got my 1000 shares of everything. I'm done.

>>58239980
You are stacking PEPE? Right?! We all made ez gains but now is the time to be thinking long term

>>58239417
That has nothing to do with. Your political team battle does not matter. There is only one party in the US and you don't have a choice.

>>58239980
>holding cash
ngmi<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58239980
Based

>>58239992
GME (YSE) is a sure thing. I actually sold my CHAD at a loss just to buy more.

>>58240029
Maybe I'm retarded, but the transaction size limit makes it a hassle to grind much farther.
I've already achieved financial independence, so I'm content.

I bought RDDT and now I'm poor. God why did I buy this piece of shit. I should have waited to get back in to GACHI instead.
>tfw missed the generational buying opportunity that was $1 GACHI

If my real portfolio closes red today I'm suing 4chan
this april fools joke has destroyed stock market computer discussion

>>58238661
since you asked very nicely...

>buy the dip

>>58240096
Youll be too broke from the realized losses youll be forced to take, anon.
Dont mess with forces you dont understand...

$CHUCK at 3 dollars, SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>>58240096
buy uranium, since you wont shut the fuck up, on the one day where we can have fun.

>>58240096
April fools day is always a shit show in here, but at least this year I'm going to make money on my puts.

>>58240080
How are you content being an asipring investor and not a mogul?

>>58240096
this fake stock market april fool's is my top signal not even kidding

Maybe the real April Fools was the morning pump

BORING

>>58240138
He told you he was retarded. Most retards aren't very ambitious.

WHY IS GME GOING DOWN FUCK YOU HEDGIE SCUM

test

>>58240155
witnessed

>>58240138
$300k is a lot of money. The more important issue at hand is how I'm going to afford the taxes on all these gains. Can I expect a 1099-B from 4chan?

frens...

Is this the end for GACHI?

>Gook moot doing a stock market themed april fools
How is this not the biggest top signal ever

yo whales, sell everything go all in on CIA, lets crash this bish.

yeah I be slurping

>>58240277
I sold my entire GACHI position
comfy in CHUCK and YTSB

I broke 10 million.

$CHUCK 20X LET'S FUCKING GO

AMIWINNINGYET?

BTO TSLA 200c 4/12 .55 x 4
BTO TSLA 190c 4/5 .58 x 2
>for delivery numbers

>>58240163
>morning pump
*NIGGERS AND JEWS along the way

>>58240332
NICE!

YOU BOUGHT CALLS, RIGHT ANON?

>>58240227
Yeah, but its called a 1099-/b/

wow I lost so much 4chan money in GME now I know what the retards in /GME/ must feel like.

>>58240022
Truth. And opposite that force stands Jesus Christ. Which team are you on?

BUY GACHI
>>58240438
Losing at this is like "losing" at an IQ test, anon. It says something

>>58240423
>red day
>call day
how did you know?

>>58240438
the fundamental difference is that they have been holding for literally years while missing out on other gains and slowly being bled dry

>>58240022
At least Trump provides good wholesome entertainment at the expense of others. Biden provides entertainment at the expense of the whole country.

>>58240329
Good time to sell some YTSB...

>>58240398
>4/12
You'll get forced to sell kek just like bloodbath and beyond

we're all gonna make it

This is some real shit.

>>58240423
Just did.

If I delete my YSE account, they can’t come after me right?

>>58240423
You there, poor boy, I’m feeling rather devilish. I’ll pay you stocks to post something outrageous.

Who rugged chuck you niggers.

>>58240637
Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.

oh we're making it alright

>>58240501
>losing
GME is just shaking out the weak hands

>>58240664
THIS IS WHY ARE POOR

>>58240664
idk but I got in a 3 dollars

kek i really broke this kids brain somehow

Test

>>58240746
it worked!

>>58240746
It goes here anon

>>58240746
Nice try but no prize for you.

You did slurp $ANIME at 9, right?

>>58240746
fucking spooks.

test

>>58240806
nah was too busy selling off chuck and gachi

What are these new avatars?
Do I get one?

>>58240806
I did

>>58240806
>>>/qa/5368374
make some history

As usual, trading pennystocks proves to be a much better way to enrich yourself compared to buying blue chip stocks. Based game for april fools day.

we're gonna buy an island bros

>>58240806
My preferred anime investment is 3791.T

>>58240837
Had you showed up for the penis inspection this morning you would know what’s going on. Do better next month.

Post your make it stack.
>later virgins

>>58240733
They only have 3 years of cash left kek.

Why are we even here.

>>58240850
Unfortunately real penny stocks drop and stay dead, go out of business, get cease trade ordered, delisted, short laddered for years and so on

>>58240905
wagmi

>>58240905

>>58240906
I'm excited for lord dog food to exit, having saved the company obviously.

>>58240924
>1h candles
you could as well read chicken bones

>>58240845
based
>>58240846
wtf i need to chadmaxx

>>58240925
You sound like Don's rape victim

GACHI WAGMI

>>58240997
I only trade intraday aside from the spare swing here & there.

i am insane

I hope I finally pick winning investments...
From now on I will put half my money in voo, at least

>>58241100
and cocoa?

im buying low and selling high

I'm not much of a stock picker, so I just invested in everything and I made it. You guys are making this way too difficult.

>>58240924
Allow me to introduce you to this amazing timeframe. Prints three intraday candles.

>>58240837
yotsuba stock exchange

>>58240022
t. favourite film is The Big Lebowski

>>58241155
Works in real life too
>>58240110 <- my portfolio

>>58240968
Damn son kenny g gonna have to sell his homes

Buy the CHUCK dip

>filter namefags
>most of thread filtered

>>58241191
I'm worried about you fren.

>>58240110
what the fuck dude... do you ever sell anything?

>>58240924
Gay ass price action to ruin options gamblers and shake out retail before the next leg up

>>58241053
lol
just play slots

>>58241195
I just went allin
hopefully I will make it and then transfer all my wealth into $JANNY with it's juicy monthly dividend

holy fuck, buy allergy med futures

>>58241244
Yes, when they start to stink. I'm basically trying to do what Peter did. Buy as many profitable companies as possible. He had 1400 different stocks at some point.

Adidas has to withdraw the official Germany Euro 24 soccer T-Shirt with the number 44 from sales, and redesign the numbers because they resemble the SS runes too closely. It is not known how large the stock of already produced T-shirts is, and how much money Adidas will lose (or will they secretely sell them to collectors, I imagine the demand is crazy high).

Why are we crashing RDDT? The chosen people are not going to approve of this.

>>58241374
>only worth 352 mill
anon, i...

>>58241228
It's not gambling unless you are sizing way too large. Delta the greek on an option contract if you are utilizing weeklies allows you to set super easy targets.

>>58241393
Kek I wonder how much they're selling for on ebay.

>>58240110
this nigga think he a hedge fund lmao

>>58241393
Was his grandfather in the SS?

>>58240110
what the fuck

>>58241505
wow baggie you are so smart you found the joke

>>58241393
I want one

>>58241499
I just like doing DD and buying shit. In the end who cares, it's just money

>>58241505
Does that suddenly play a role? Like you give a fuck

>>58241474
I'm right though.

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
Uranium ore's worth more than gold
Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep
I've got that bug and I can't sleep
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Well I had talk with the AEC*
And they brought out some maps that looked good to me
And one showed me a spot that he said he knowed
So I straddled my Jeep and headed down the road
I reckon I drove about 100 miles
Down a bumpy road out through the wilds
When all of sudden I bounced to a stop
At the foot of a mountain, didn't have no top
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Well I took my Geiger and I started to climb
Right up to the top where I thought I'd find
A hunk of rock that would make it click
Just like I'd read about Vernon Pick
On the second day, I made the top
And I'm tellin' you, Steve, I was ready to stop
The only clickin' that I heard that day
Was the bones in my back that had gone astray
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Well, you pack up your things
You head out again
Into some unknown spot where nobody's been
You reach the spot where your fortune lies
You find it's been staked by 17 other guys
Well, I ain't kiddin', I ain't gonna quit
That bug's done caught me and I've been bit
So with a Geiger counter and a pick in my hand
I'll keep right on stakin' that government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down

the mosquito man?

>>58238655
Same with DJT and GME.

>>58241393
I should have been investing in these shirts

>>58239439
They are out of bitcoin.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Seeing Nvidea go crazy I was thinking intel was a good buy, amd already been fairly pumped last 12 months

Bought the CHAD dip and now just waiting for greatness.
Just made a KILLING on CHUCK. Kept 10 for the shitpost potential.

Uranium Chads, dont celebrate yet, we arent even halfway to the top. And remember to buy everything related to nuclear, not just miners.

>>58241602
Well pulling the jersey just shows the world supports Putin.

I came here to eat ass and buy tech stocks.
And I'm all out of money.

>>58241827
who uses uranium to generate power and is publicly traded?

>>58241505
That info is not available but I doubt it. His grandfather Heinz Kroos looks too young, must have been a kid at the end of the war.

winning

>>58241876
they made a scandal out of the former Pope being in the Hitler youth

You goddamn JANNIES you really make me laugh. I do you a favor and take SNEEDPOSTERS in when you're having a bad time, and now you're gonna try and push me out!

Pump coming soon. watch your shorts.

>>58240925
no thats not true, my ai dashcams will be a unicorn

>>58241868
nextera energy, but does more than nuclear<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58241842
I came here to sneed.
And I'm all out of feed and seed.

>>58241876
yeah most of those guys are all dead or 100 years old now.

>>58241606
I believe it. Imagine holding otm options until expiry, you should have rolled by now my friend. also it doesn't seem like you have the money to exercise these so then definitely don't shoot for itm

>>58242091
I'll give you some seed, Chuck.

how do you add pictures next to your namefag tag? i want to add moe greene

I haven't bought anything in like an hour and my portfolio keeps rising. Just passed the 20 million mark. #IndexInvesting #YotsubaStockExchange

Just bought a ton of RDDT. What am I in for?

seems like warren buffet's cigarette butt strategy is what's making people here rich on YSE.
This is proof that AQB will make us rich one day.
This is investment advice.

>>58242089
You can't just mention AI without sharing the ticker anon.

>>58242222
Holding my bags (bought @ 6$)

BOIL is up 11% and the NATGAS schizo is nowhere to be found, amazing.

>>58242222
Checked

>>58242221
Busy north american hours inflation. Sell before jeet hours.

I made more in one day with $DESU than I have with years of SCHD.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58242245
GSI, lurk more newfag

Jews hit Iran consulate in Syria. For some reason Iran says this is unprecedented and against diplomatic norms. 1979 anyone? Anyway how do I profit?

Remember pmi optimism and growth is bearish so we will get rape cuts next month

>>58242222
I sold and lost a ton of it.
Thank god CHUCK saved my port.

>>58242298
>selling
fuck that I just bought more CHAD and RDDT

>>58242312
thanks

>>58242321

>>58242321
>Jews hit Iran consulate in Syria
is this real or fake?
gold and oil<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>Can't short sell stocks
Fucking gook moot

>>58242413
Lore accurate.

>>58241868
miners:
>uuuu
>uec

reactor construction and maintenance:
>cw (involved in other sectors as well)
>wab (involved in other sectors as well)
>ge
>hitachi

production and generation:
>kap
>ccj
>possibly ge and hitachi

general electric and hitachi have a joint venture in nuclear but i havent done enough digging to fully grasp what they are about and what prospects it offers. also nexteera does a bunch of solar and wind too<div class="xa24desu"></div>

HERE WE GO COME ON PUSH IT, BUY THE DIP

>>58242321
yes, its unprecedendent
the jews are losing their heads

>>58242198
SOMEONE ANSWER ME DAMNIT! I WANT A CUSTOM TRIPCODE

It literally tells you on the trading page, you fucking nerd.

>>58242398
>Jews hit Iran consulate in Syria
>is this real or fake?
It's real. They seem to have killed a high-ranking Iranian general of Quds brigades who was in Syria. Iran is gonna seethe but oil/gold will probably not move. The time when gold price reacted to anything political is over.

>>58242463
I guess you can get away with calling hitachi a maintenance company.

>>58238009
If you didn't buy LOL get out of /biz/

>>58242463
GE is spinning off its energy division literally tomorrow as GE Vernova (GEV), you should have actually bought GE on March 19 to qualify for spin off shares as I have been saying for months now. You should absolutely have it on your radar.

We did it!

>>58242180
mighty kind of you to feed me your seed Chuck.

I'm mostly green today buy those fucking ABR short jews are dragging me down

This YSE is unrealistic and dumb. If I could have bought NVDA things would be very different.
No wonder you chuds win at this stupid game.

aaaah

>>58242268
>>58239918
>>58240397
duckduckgosearchburgerkingnigger.png

>>58242553
why did israel attack syria?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58242520
Its in the 1st post brother!

>https://boards.4chan.org/yse.html

>>58242703
I dunno, I got 2000 of everything now. Pretty comfy.

>>58242520
You need to buy some tickers on yutsaba stock exchange. Little avatars are not custom though.

Mooning

>>58242564
hitachi has an energy divison so i put it there

>>58242641
thanks for the info i havent been attentive enough on this front<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>58242772
lmao YSE is in an index fund bubble. My CHUCK will outperform you easily. Rumours have it that CHUCK has something to do with AI.

>>58242848
I think thats the AMD hangup. I hear lisa is yearning for the $CHUCK AI™ experience.

My KR calls are getting pumped

If I sell, will it be painful?

>>58242957
sneed (formerly chuck) is actually the cousin of the CEO of SMCI

this is the last smg

>>58242982
irreparably so.

I'm going to be rich.

>>58242982
you're a bi guy

>>58238927
>Spirit
You've got some braindead holds, my friend.

>>58243040
>>58243040
>>58243040
get baked idiot

>>58243066
checked and based<div class="xa24desu"></div>

whats the best option for online investing, looking to start playing around

>>58243354
and this $RDDT shit aint working

Simple as.

POWER TEN MINUTES
PLEASE GIVE IT
I NEED IT NOW
JEROME

>>58242760
thanks fren

Threadly reminder, if you hold JANNY or GME, your NGMI and a faggot that does it for free.

>pic rel

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>>58243040
>>58243040
>>58243040

>>58248026
shut up