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Kogasa surprised you edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
Previous: >>58212430

>> No.58216963

Buy LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC

>> No.58216985

No you should not try to 10x your $200 on penny stocks

>> No.58217006

>>58216985
Why? The upside is limitless, the downside is $200

>> No.58217009
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58217009

>>58216905
MODS

>> No.58217017
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>>58216985
Agree. The only sensible use of $200 is buying XXXX.

>> No.58217033
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58217033

>futures

>> No.58217069

how much money do you guys have and is it ever justified for someone to claim they should be managing more money than they currently are

>> No.58217130

>>58217069
I have ~$33,xxx CAD
Probably need to consistently prove why youd make that claim, before anyone should consider it

>> No.58217228

>>58217006
Suppose all I have to invest is $20,000 why shouldn't I put it in those same penny stocks? After all, the downside is limited and it has unlimited upside

>> No.58217230

this was a creative way to get people to disable their adblocker.

>> No.58217275
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58217275

>>58217230
huh? im literally using le shill lion and it works fine

>> No.58217289
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58217289

Buy gold miners.

>> No.58217296

>>58217230
I forgot how to whitelist domains using ublock

>> No.58217302

>>58217228
Can be a different scale, depending on how you view $20,000. Don't be dumb.
>>58217230
I was thinking the same

>> No.58217324

>>58217296
lol

>> No.58217379
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>>58217289
>boomer rocks

>> No.58217424
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>>58217289
Buy tin miners.

>> No.58217432

>>58217289
>Buy gold minors.
don't mind if I do!

>> No.58217445

>>58217302
So you understand the point I'm making then.
If you put all your investable capital into one ticker hoping for multiples, you have no risk management. It's ""only"" $200 but you will again and again and again. Even if you hit a 10x, how many times did you have to top up your account? Are you going to try and 10x that when you have $20k? No you wont, so why gamble your small account hoping to make it big?

>> No.58217857

Short the BECKY index while Merccury is in retrograde.

>> No.58217878

>>58217445
What youre describing is called "gambling", anon. Not investing.
But I do agree with your sentiment.

>> No.58217890

i am now flat

>> No.58217978

>>58217890
hot

>> No.58217996 [DELETED] 

>>58217006
>>58217130
>>58217302
>>58217878
Great it's the Jannie that shits up our threads and hands out bans for his gay little biases.

>> No.58218013

>>58217857
Care to elaborate?

>> No.58218100

>>58217228
the correct play is recurring investment on ETFs in your 401k and put a small amount on penny stock/calls/puts. don't be a pussy

>> No.58218114
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58218114

Honestly, this April fools game is a pretty strong top signal. It means stocks have reached mass adoption just like they did in the late 1920s.

>> No.58218179
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58218179

On no news

>> No.58218191

>>58218114
this is the bear, or not-so-bull thesis that has been going around for a while
we're overdue for a correction, the horsemen are closing in, but no one knows how much we have left until it pops
personally i got out of nvda/amd with a nice profit and now only have positions that I would be comfortable holding

>> No.58218261

>>58218179
>On no news
Futures?
PCE was on Friday, anon

>> No.58218286

>>58218114
It's unironically different this time thoughbeit

The global economy is much more financialized than it was 100 years ago. Why wouldn't we expect stocks to reach mass adoption on an enduring basis by some point?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58218319

ALL IN ON SICP

>> No.58218436
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>>58218286
>The global economy is much more financialized than it was 100 years ago
You just took something that was already bearish and managed to make it even more bearish as your "bull" case. It's over.

>> No.58218479
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58218479

We need more cute and funny anime shills everyday

>> No.58218669
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58218669

https://youtu.be/X5cI3x_RBrY?si=d7DcSYNp0-t39du_

>post similar and i will rate your music taste

>> No.58218751

>>58218114
>>58218191
>>58218286
>>58218436
you anticipating the top extends the rally by another month each time you post that.

>> No.58218813

>>58218179
she a cute

>> No.58218903

Oh fuck it's already April 1.

>> No.58218910

I want to invest 1k yen per month in. What do I buy? ETFs only. I'm thinking Indian, Japanese and emerging market etfs. America seems kinda risky

>> No.58218951

>>58218910
>1k
I meant 10k

>> No.58218952

>>58218910
ARGT

>> No.58218984

>>58218910
>>58218951
america runs the financial system so the entire financial system is rigged to make american line go up

>> No.58219038

>post music reeeeeeee

>> No.58219052

sneed

>> No.58219090

>>58218910
hahahaha thats only like $69

>> No.58219128

Did I do it right?

>> No.58219129

>>58218952
Looks good thanks!
>>58218984
I don't think america runs the financial system in india
I want to be invested in economies that look promising in the next couple of decades
I'll buy the nikkei though

>> No.58219149

>i went all in on bane and it immediately rugged. just like the real market

>> No.58219167

>>58219149
do you think the price is somehow related to buy/sells, or just kinda random?

>> No.58219194

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!
PLS HELP GAUISE.
NOW DO I YSE!??!?!


I was too busy wasting my time today going outside, eating, working out, and doing shit.
Missed out on the stock market since I didn't know it was open today until now.
Am I NGMI?!?!?!

>> No.58219197

i wonder if this game is linked to other accounts. can we pump a stock?

>> No.58219202

>CHUCK fell to $9
I am HEEMED

>> No.58219209

we're pumping

>> No.58219238

go all in on #BANE its starting to pump

>> No.58219257

SICP bros our time is coming

>> No.58219283

>>58219202
oh shit then the prices are the same for us. looks like its linked...question is the price scripted or reactive

>> No.58219295

female anal farts

>> No.58219358

Am I supposed to buy the dip?

>> No.58219379

chuck is a good company, it will come back

>> No.58219414

>>58219283
no idea buy I just flipped everything for $PEPE

>> No.58219439

bros....i've made it. gonna rotate into cash now

>> No.58219456

>>58219295
>no feembrap ticker
complete failure of YSE's designers

>> No.58219459

now it's time for boobs

>> No.58219511
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>>58219439

>> No.58219518

Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YzGOq42zLk

>> No.58219539

>>58219459
based poster

>> No.58219548

>>58219459
>>58219539
Nice

>> No.58219583
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58219583

Breasts = best

>> No.58219604

all in on YTSB

>> No.58219605

sloorped some YTSB

>> No.58219657
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58219657

It's 4-chan time!

>> No.58219682

option chain when

>no yotsuba coin
>no lum coin
>no abby shapiro coin
>no george floyd coin
>no apu coin
>no happy merchant coin
>no bateman coin
>no gosling coin

>> No.58219697

>>58219682
i might build a real time version of a meme exchange now honestly this is dope

>> No.58219727

i am financially ruined

>> No.58219742

>>58219605
>slurped the YTSB dip
>it dips even more

>> No.58219769

>>58219742
>$13
slurp more dumbass

>> No.58219780

>>58219697
reminds me of OG druglord from back in the day.

>> No.58219853

>>58218191
Honestly you have until US elections finish. They need to keep it propped up until election day so people believe in the kienthst the economy is doing well.

>> No.58219909

nooooooooo i missed the pump

>> No.58219911

>>58219769
WE'RE SO BACK YOTSUBASISSIES

>> No.58219964
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58219964

>he didn't buy the 4CHAN dip
Still the best deal in the game.

>> No.58220133

>>58219964
>>58219911
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh YOTSUBAGANG

>> No.58220249

>>58220133
friendship ended with YTSB
SICP is my new best friend

>> No.58220277

Bruh. It's like $2 cheaper. WTF is the point of that?

>> No.58220285
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58220285

i think that's it for me tonight anons

>> No.58220299
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>>58216905
>>58212430
fucking based and also scared the shit out of me

if i make enough money i can realize the 2hus of my dreams

>> No.58220300

>chad
>janny
>autsm

thinking of getting into these growth stocks. have no megacaps in the folio atm

>> No.58220331

>>58220277
YTSB will tank on next update.
Screencap this post.

>> No.58220356
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58220356

>>58220285
Same

>> No.58220366

>>58220331
Bruh. I have some but going all in on anything that isn't near $10 is just silly.

>> No.58220379
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>>58220331
ooooooooooooooooooo get rekt

>> No.58220390

>>58220366
do you really think I'm taking this seriously

>> No.58220417

4chanbros! We're winning. 5x bagger soon.

>> No.58220432

>>58220379
SICP did better, chud

>> No.58220456

YTSB still the best deal in the game.

>> No.58220570

>>58220432
hahahahaha i went all in @11 get shrekt

>>58220456
wgmi!!!

>> No.58220581

What the fuck is a orange thumb I seen some drama about someone not know what it means

>> No.58220724

>SCIP 87
>YTSB 97
heh

>> No.58220769

>>58220724
>implying

>> No.58220804

>

>> No.58220837

gachigang wwa?
wtf is gachi btw?

>> No.58220861

>>58220837
I see

>> No.58220932

waiting for a ten bagger

>> No.58221673

all you had to do was buy calls on reddit open
then buy puts on reddits top

>> No.58221735

Any tobacco tickers on YSE?

>> No.58221849

let's see if it's IP or cookie based cause I ain't turning off my adblocker

>> No.58221868

>>58221849
derp

>> No.58221939

a person's stupidity often shows clearly when discussing finances

>> No.58222004

slurping that desu dip<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58222092

>>58222004
too early imo

>> No.58222126

City slickers tried to bankrupt CHUCK

>> No.58222132

>>58221849
And? What is it?

>> No.58222155

>>58222132
>>58221868 shows nothing so it's likely cookie based

>> No.58222284

>>58216905
any slurpers?

>> No.58222384

yet another slurp

>> No.58222408

chuck is easily a $60 stock

>> No.58222471

>>58222408
it might be going for ATH

>> No.58222599

>/smg/
>didn't buy the 2 buck chuck dip
Don't tell you missed it right smg...

>> No.58222692

bane and pepe looking juicy but its still too early to slurp imo

>> No.58222752

>>58222692
they will expect one of us in the wreckage

>> No.58222790

AAHHHHHHHHH WTF.... I'm not a Mogul anymore cuz chuck dipped!!!!REEEEE

>> No.58222825

>>58222790
paper hands got shook out

>> No.58222858

people don't understand how sexy a man with money is

>> No.58222903
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58222903

Anyone else above $60 million folio yet? FYI I'm the one who pumped SICP.

>> No.58222985

thoughts on blackberry? worth buying a few shares?

>> No.58223028

Aaaah I'm sidelined, everything's overvalued.

>> No.58223061

How the fuck are people millionaires?

>> No.58223129
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>>58223061
Buy high, sell low.

>> No.58223213

market is in a bubble right now. gotta chill for the next ten bagger

>> No.58223306

>>58223061
Chuck dropped to $2.

>> No.58223311
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58223311

market starts to slowly price in only 2 cuts this year

>> No.58223330

>>58223311
We're getting cuts in March.

>> No.58223362

>>58223330
y....yeaaah..

>> No.58223425

All I need is 2 million dollars a cabin and a little girl

>> No.58223608
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>>58222985
aapl makes better phones

>> No.58223615

>>58223330
cut are only coming late in the year if even

>> No.58223629

>>58223213
Where are you keeping your money while you wait? Gold? The currency is also being destroyed so holding cash is about as retarded as holding large cap tech stocks atm

>> No.58223677

im now a real ivester

>> No.58223742
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>>58223629
$CHUCK mostly.

>im playing options exclusively while I wait for a correction
>i was the retard that bought 1mil worth of t-bill on margin kek

>> No.58223788

>>58223742
Could be worse I guess, better to lose 10% of your wealth per year to inflation than 15%

>> No.58223789

I made more money today on one position than I do in an entire month of salarycucking
feels weird man.

>> No.58223799

I FOMO'd into CHUCK. Was waiting for a bigger dip but it started recovering.

>> No.58223846

>>58223799
$CHUCK is the only hope i have of making it. and its a pretty bad hope.

>> No.58223943

>>58223608
Debatable.

>> No.58223942

>>58223789
oh? on what?

>> No.58224004

wut

>> No.58224086
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>>58223943
people can see how shit of an investor i am now and disregard me accordingly

>> No.58224094

I don't know anymore if these profileposters are a chatgpt implementation or not. Feels like it. But the low intelligence level of this board makes me doubt it.

>> No.58224096

R8 my 'folio:


AAPL
PEP
PG
JNJ
JPM
BMO
GOOGL
CVX
O
LGEN (LSE)
BATS (LSE)
NG (LSE)
RIO (LSE)

>> No.58224097

>>58223742
Why would you even buy $1.1m in SGOV on margin?
Even IBKR margin rates will never cover you. Only way it works is if you locked in some lower rate.

>> No.58224248
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>>58224097
its a secret

>> No.58224260

>>58224096
AAPL is a holding company.
GOOGL is overpriced
Who knows what will happen with JPM.
All the other ones are who memes.

>> No.58224293

>>58224097
He didn't buy SGOV he bought actual securities for the interest rate sensitivity.

>> No.58224319

Short JANNY and go all in on CHUCK, don't mess this up anon

>> No.58224380

>>58224319
chuck is so volatile think i might run some iron condors on it

>> No.58224408

>>58224319
CHUCK TO THE MOON

>> No.58224469

>>58223846
MFW bought 19k chuck at $2, sold 2k of it for a side hustle with DESU, bought the 2k and 3k more at around $24, sold it all at $80 something and walked off with 1.7 mil after starting at around 40k

>> No.58224732

Do I always have to pay taxes on short term capital gains even if my income is low enough that it doesn't get taxed regularly? I couldn't find a conclusive answer on google so wondering if someone here has experience with it.

>> No.58224749
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this is the worst /smg/ in the history of /smgs/

>> No.58225073

>>58224732
personal income, capital gains tax and tax free allowance are all separated
if your country has a tax free allowance and you are below the threshold you will not get taxed on gains because it means you are the bottom of the barrel that is society

>> No.58225098

Good morning /smg/. When do they post the penis inspection results?

>> No.58225200

>>58216963
You haven't closed the Lac play yet?

>> No.58225243

>>58224469
nice, chuck also made me.

>> No.58225317

buy chuck

>> No.58225328

>>58225243
>missed the chuck run
This is what I get for sleeping

>> No.58225382

i swang chuck multiple time, bought the $2 dip sold 10k at the top @90. then did it again another 2 times lol

>> No.58225582

whats the play this week
what was that coal company that got fucked by the bridge again?

>> No.58225623

all in anime 10 bagger

>> No.58225781

>>58225582
Imagine being a the insurance company who has to deal with the leadership in Baltimore. You just know those niggas are going to ask for some stupid shit and then claim racism is the cause.

>> No.58225906
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58225906

you bought calls right anon?

>> No.58225958

>>58225623
this

>> No.58225967
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>>58225906
yeah i bought $ANIME CALLS

>> No.58226007

Was PCE good or bad?

>> No.58226163

this game actually illustrates trading psychology really well.

>> No.58226183

im going to enter the market

>> No.58226368
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>>58225967
Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.

>> No.58226421

long $ANIME

>> No.58226479

Oil barons
>US SPR Replenishment Cost Increasingly More. The latest round of strategic petroleum stock replenishments in the US, totalling 2.8 million barrels in September, has seen the average price hit $81.32 per barrel, above the $79 per barrel threshold that the White House mandated for refilling crude SPRs.

>> No.58226500

$200

>> No.58226695

>>58225098
my penis is so tiny i wouldnt even know how to measure it

>> No.58226723
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58226723

>>58226479
>$79 per barrel threshold has actually been the low bound this entire time

>> No.58226813

>>58226723
i forgot what the initial price target was to fill up the SPR
do you have a number?

>> No.58226839
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58226839

Made it to 9 figs.

>> No.58226898

>>58226839
hahahahaha wtf are those numbers are you using a script to buy lol

>> No.58226974
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58226974

>>58226898
No script, I'm just autistic. Been up all night, clicking buttons.

>> No.58227002

damn DESU MOONING

>> No.58227176
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SHORT RDDT BUY ANIME!!!!!!!!!

>> No.58227222

im buying desu

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58227274

>>58216985

>> No.58227357
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58227357

i have made MOGUL STATUS because of anime. I FINALLY MADE IT

>> No.58227528

>>58227274
What percentage of ownership does that amount to kek

>> No.58227829

>>58227274
more shares then the average daily volume

lol
lmao

>> No.58227841

>>58227274
anon you could've just bought TQQQ or SOXL for the same return but way less risk

>> No.58228108

The Yotsuba Stock Exchange being enabled on all boards is almost a top signal

>> No.58228263

>>58228108
check adblock

>> No.58228287

>>58228108
oh no an april fools on 4chan<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58228334

The Scent of a Woman('s ass)

>> No.58228343

lost everything on anime

>> No.58228380

Bought $DESU at 14, eating good tonight<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58228381

this is going to squeeze i just know it

>> No.58228445

>>58228343
thats crazy im making it all back with anime

>> No.58228458

>>58228380
Is this how buffet feels every day?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58228522
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58228522

CCJ up 3.5% premarket
the future is green

>> No.58228558
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58228558

I'm so fucking tired

>> No.58228596

>>58228458
Yeah just buy the dip, simple as
$ANIME already bottomed, just rotated into it

>> No.58228613
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58228613

>>58216905
BYD BROS WE ARE SO BACK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.58228626
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58228626

Whats up with crude oil? Wasnt some anon here a big oil trader? Whats it doing?

>> No.58228637

I can figure out how to make my reddit coins visible

>> No.58228698
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58228698

>>58228637
>Once you have acquired 10 shares of a given stock, you can display it publicly in your posts by entering its name, prefixed with the $ sign, in the Options field.
>Example: $ANIME

>> No.58228807

>>58228596
nevermind it just hit 1 dollar lmao it literally can't go lower, SLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP

>> No.58228892

open the market mister nigger maker

>> No.58228925
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58228925

>He trades on the Yotsuba Stock Exchange, FOR FREE!

>> No.58228932
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58228932

I AM THE GREATEST INVETER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!

>> No.58229049
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58229049

Cocoa

>> No.58229075

>>58228925
>no YSE holdings
>brokie

>> No.58229102
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58229102

>>58228807
it can't get any lower right?
unironically

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58229132

>>58229075
>Janny

>> No.58229160

>>58229102
YSE doesn't go below 1$, and $ANIME is already back to 32

>> No.58229267

>>58229102
They will make $ fungible just for $ANIME

>> No.58229323

>>58228558
why?

take a break and relax.

>> No.58229362
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58229362

Screw the NYSE, i now have a better use of my valuable time

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58229393

>>58229075
I want the things.

>> No.58229400

ZPTA?

>> No.58229470

>>58229393
>https://boards.4chan.org/yse.html

>> No.58229529

Morning everybody. What's the plan for today?

>> No.58229592

Can the market please pump today? I’m leaving for Vegas and need extra cash to blow on gambling, drugs, and whores.

>> No.58229603

>>58229529
No idea. Everything is all over the place.

>> No.58229611

>>58229529
NYSE is dead, everyone is investing on the YSE now, $ANIME is still very undervalued

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58229624

>>58229529
To just keep on winning.

>> No.58229630

>>58229592
You sound cocoless

>> No.58229643

>>58229603
What happened to the days where you just bought the index everyday and waited 15-20 years?

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58229719

i plan to buy even more things on margin<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58229866
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58229866

What are some good books on investing that I should add to my reading list? Can be classics or some gem no one has heard of.

>> No.58229919
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58229919

dear anons, would you kindly advise an older anon, who knows shit about stock market?
i have recently purchased a few ETF's in technology and military sectors ( as been advised by the local anons here on /biz/ ), and some other just for the fun of it.
one thing i have noticed is the prices are listed in different currencies, so my question is - what would be the advantages, if any, of buying something that is listed in local currency? ( we have our own currency here so i need to convert to usd and euro regardless )
also, a subsequent question:
the app that im using, is converting my balance to USD or EUR automatically using the internal currency rate - is there any advantage in trying to convert somewhere else, and fill up my app account with euros/usd?

>> No.58229934

Anime is literally melting my face<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58230019
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58230019

God Bless XOM

>> No.58230049

>>58223330
>March of 2026

>> No.58230096

>>58229919
should be no difference. some brokers have scammy exchange rate, but it's pretty rare in my experience.

>> No.58230111

>>58229919
>what would be the advantages, if any, of buying something that is listed in local currenc
Is your currency a better exchange rate than the usd typically is? prob now with fomc rates at 5%.

>> No.58230129

are futes fake and gay?

>> No.58230165

oooooo had a 12 mil folio there for a sec

>> No.58230179

>>58230111
currency exchange rate doesn't affect the worth of owned stock. 1 stock of apple is 1 stock of apple no matter currency it is priced in.

>> No.58230220

>>58230019
The 1 month chart, lower left upper right is looking great.

>> No.58230316

I swear to god if we don't pump this week. Powell was dovish as fuck, the bear case is dead.

>> No.58230373

>>58216905
That is how she looks like when she sees my dick.
>She has a fetish for small dicks I assume

>> No.58230392

>>58230096
thanks anon! im glad to hear that its not a well-known issue / a beginner mistake

>>58230111
> Is your currency a better exchange rate than the usd typically is?
probably a very stupid question, but how exactly can it be checked? its Danish krone - DKK

>> No.58230409

>>58230316
I recall Powell saying we can stay at these levels of interest rates for longer. That's pretty hawkish imo.

>> No.58230450
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58230450

Buy Honda.

>> No.58230523

>>58230409
lol no it fucking isn't. There's nothing inherently hawkish about the current rates, obviated by the fact that the economy isn't falling off a cliff.

>> No.58230532

>>58230392
check brokers table of fees.

>> No.58230636
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58230636

AQB JUST MISSED EARNINGS
RUN
SELL.
EAT THE CHILDREN
WE ARE ALL DOOMED
DOOMED
AAAAH DOOOOOOM
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.58230695

>>58230450
tell me why
the stock has been crabbing for 15 years

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58230698

solventum ipo today. i wonder what it will be priced at. MMM is the same price though? is this an april fool?

>> No.58230713

>>58230523
Interest rates are currently restrictive on the economy. It takes time for these things to ripple. The AI bubble is what's driving the move up currently and when that tide goes out you're going to be looking at the shriveled up cock of the worst S&P earnings in a long time.

>>58230636
Mutant fish are dead invest in AI fish

>> No.58230728

>15 minutes til my monthly $3000 dividend buy
who's it gonna be ooooooooo

>> No.58230760

>>58230392
>probably a very stupid question, but how exactly can it be checked? its Danish krone - DKK
you also want to know if your currency typically appreciates or depreciates against the usd. jpy depreciates so holding yen you lose in exchange rate to usd outside short term events. hence if you live in japan its a better idea to buy usd bonds than jpy bonds because you get paid in usd which also includes as part of your yield the currency spread.

>> No.58230773

>>58230728
UUUU, or wait until tomorrow and buy GEV

>> No.58230787

New Mia Lee video came out today. This episode is on bonds.

>> No.58230839

>>58230713
>It takes time
Rates have been where they are for almost two years. Bears have run out the clock long enough, their thesis is bunk.

>> No.58230849

Good evening fellow moguls and investors.

We best start preparing for bank collapses which will occur sometime soon.

Currently banks are experiencing a severe amount of stress as bank runs have been organized and orchestrated.

Who stands to gain from this reckless consumer behavior? Company CEOs.

At the end of financial year when our dividends are supposed to come in, alot will realise, hey my dividend didn't come in, just like last financial year.

Yes CEOs in all companies are lying to you, their business is not successful, they will still happily take your investment money however.

Currently CEOs and clever financiers are orchestrating a sophisticated method of training and conditioning people they perceive to be stupid into buying stocks that are worthless.

We should be killing these CEOs right now actually, their actions are illegal along with many of their businesses.

I propose that we plan severe stringent punishments which align to counter the cunning theft of CEOs which have failed to improve the economy.

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58230885

>>58230695
With Nissan's help they're going to kill Tesla and all the other EV companies.

>> No.58230918

Oh yes and dump all stocks now.

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58230940

>>58230713
>Mutant fish are dead invest in AI fish

Everyone knows AI is just a fad....a silly bubble. Mutant fish is still the future. The only future.

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58230952

>>58229919
>>58230392
The DKK's been fixed to the Euro at 7.46:1 for like 40 years, so the conversion fee should be fine, just check the fee vs what your bank would take for it (this also means that whatever people say about the Euro, also applies to DKK)
Don't buy companies just because they are listed in DKK, most C25 companies fall behind SPY anyways, NOVO B is just an exception that keeps this shit index afloat
You also seem to be using a foreign broker, it probably doesn't support the Aktiesparekonto which is taxed at 17%, fairly good for Danish standards, you may as well top that one up first, despite the unrealized gains tax, currently it should be best to use it with Saxo Bank since they've got the lowest trade fees

>> No.58230990

wtf is going on in here?

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58231071

>>58230990
I wish the real markets were as easy to trade as 4x

>> No.58231076

>>58230990
Come join us, we're enjoying our 3%APY profits in the middle of 50% inflation

>> No.58231111

how do I graypost?

>> No.58231114
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58231114

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.58231121
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58231121

I miss him

>> No.58231126

I'm really tempted to see off my AAPL shares...

>> No.58231133
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58231133

>>58231114
>He lives.

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58231136

>>58231114
HE IS RISEN

>> No.58231153

i would like to short nvidia but i am too fucking scared which means i 100% should because it is probably going to dump and i will miss out AGAIN

>> No.58231158 [DELETED] 

$2000k to T and $1000 to Rio. Cya next month lads

>> No.58231174

>>58231114
Welcome home bangs anon.

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58231177

>>58231114
Bang anon is back! APRIL IS GONNA PUMP

>> No.58231193

Cocoa demands $12k

>> No.58231210

>>58231114
I just basedfaced irl. We are so back.

>> No.58231240
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58231240

>>58231153
>i will miss out AGAIN

>> No.58231242

why is GOOGL pumping?

>> No.58231268

>>58231126
Now after all the bad news is priced in?

>> No.58231284

>>58231114
Good morning, sir.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58231318

Will NVDA blow past $1k this week? Sources say yes.

>> No.58231322

>>58231114
based

>> No.58231363

>>58231114
BASED BASED BASED<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58231373

I cannot bear this market any longer

>> No.58231388
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58231388

digits decide how many NVDA shares I buy

>> No.58231387

HE IS RISEN

>> No.58231398

>>58231373
Hibernate for a few months

>> No.58231413
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58231413

>>58230952
Thank you anon! im still a little confused though
im using Nordnet, because my boss kept bragging about it and showing off his big numbers on the phone.
there is an option to start an "Aktiesparkonto" though, but my active account is called "Aktiedepot"
whats the difference between the two? ( besides the tax advantage )

>> No.58231432

I thought I bought the bottom of soxs
I've been completely heemed and it's only been 10 minutes

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58231451

>>58231388
checked

>> No.58231462

I just scooped up some $SPY puts, reminded Baltimore is the biggest port in the country, and they're still shut the fuck down.

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58231473

my... oh god... my u... the nucl... im gonna... uh... uh... uooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58231477

>>58231462
people are really underestimating the significant of the baltimore port tbqh

>> No.58231479

>>58231462
You consistently make some of the dumbest plays for the dumbest reasons

>> No.58231485

>>58231462
based idiot

>> No.58231503

URANIUM!
UEC!
It's about to do a golden cross yay!

>> No.58231556
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58231556

SOXLchads, we back

>> No.58231635

>florida Supreme Court decides if florida gets to go legal on novemeber

>> No.58231710

AMD bros...are we back?

>> No.58231715

>>58231503
Uranium and Lithium are both having a run, and it has just started. Considering that the retards all went into overvalued Silicium consumers, known as tech bubble, there is a lot more liquidity that is going to come for the two resources that are going to matter the most this decade

>> No.58231716

>>58231413
Nordnet has pretty high fees, and their 10kr capped fee campaign for the Aktiesparekonto just ended, at this point it's much better to open it through Saxo Bank
The Aktiedepot is just a regular stock holdings account, individual stocks are taxed upon realization at 27/42%, while ETFs are taxed on unrealized gains
The Aktiesparekonto is taxed at 17% no matter how much you profit, although individual stock gains are also taxed based on unrealized gains, the Youtube gurus will tell you to fill it with stable ETFs since they are already taxed on unrealized gains anyways, but I mostly put growth stocks in mine as that 17% tax rate is far too good to use on something like SPY

>> No.58231740

holy shit bond niggers getting HEEMED

>> No.58231752

>>58231477
It's literally the straw breaking the camels back.

>> No.58231751

>>58231710
yeah, for shorting opportunity

>> No.58231766

>>58231715
UEC is about to have a golden cross

>> No.58231798

>>58231740
you mean yield is rising. Thanks. Now go be productive and don't forget to pay your taxes to pay me my cashflow

>> No.58231835

>>58231752
buy camels to pump my BTI thanks

>> No.58231852

>>58231766
I know. Every pajeet etf is mostly UEC. The challenge this cycle is finding those publicly traded companies in the Uranium industry that are not yet part of every pajeet etf

>> No.58231901

Everytime I think about closing my failed KRE put it randomly drops 1%

>> No.58231906
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58231906

Man my TGT calls doin a lil somethin somethin

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>>58231740
stay poor faggot

>> No.58231930
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58231930

The pattern will break to the upside and you won't believe your eyes.
>>58231830

>> No.58232109

#BaltimoreSmart Wait... why did it just fucking recover. Fuck this shit!!!!

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58232134

>>58231716
much appreciated anon! i will do as you suggested - you seem to be knowledgeable.
Mange tak for hjælpen og God Påske!

>> No.58232219

Any truth to those shitty sites that track congressperson investments?

>> No.58232368

>>58232219
Yeah, but it's lagging. So I wouldn't bother paying any attention to it.

>> No.58232391

>>58232134
Lige over, bare pas på med at købe totalt skrald på aktiesparekontoen, da et dump efter skatten er udregnet kan sætte dig i et ret stort minus
>https://tax.dk/artikler/En-aktiesparekonto-kan-ruinere-dig/

>> No.58232394

>>58232219
The data is delayed so it's pretty worthless.

>> No.58232453

Is some one going to bake a new thread? We're about to get kicked off the board.

>> No.58232462

>>58232394
Any way to get the info early? Apart from insider trading, guessing not, right?

>> No.58232560

>>58232453
Probably for the best. The posters here are braindead, and expect someone like you to offe good advice (you never do)<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58232572

>>58232462
The problem is they have a window of time to file the paperwork, so basically no, once it's filed those sites grab the data.

>> No.58232665

GME to the moon

>> No.58232689

>>58232572
Sucks, are there index funds for specific industries like military industrial complex? Or are those just total market specific

>> No.58232707

>>58232391
Modtaget, tak! Skræmmende læsning. Jeg holder mig til ETF'er ( 500-1000 euro om måneden ) og ser, hvordan det går.

>> No.58232719

>>58232689
There are sector specific ETFs. Look at DFEN

>> No.58232758

>>58232719
Cool, so its a good idea to invest in defence ETFs if a large war starts? Also, situation with bonds? Also good for wartime? Not implying anything.

>> No.58232770

tech is absolutely RIPPING TODAY. i bought tqqq calls on last day last week

>> No.58232805
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58232805

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.58232897

>>58232758
Depends on the war, if it was something like USA vs China, expect the entire market to get fucked including the defense stocks. The contagion will fuck you regardless of where you are, then bond yields would spike, so your bond funds would get fucked, but if you hold the actual bonds you can just hold till expiration and get exactly what you've paid for.

>> No.58232931

>>58232897
Good options if a pacific war started? Like lots of new gen planes being destroyed and total war in places like AUS, JAP and KOR

>> No.58233045

>>58232931
You're better off just shorting big tech in that spot and other companies with over exposures to asia.