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Jannies are making fun of us
>>58214256BUY $CHAD BUY $CHAD$CHAD TO THE MOOOON
>>58214256I'd don't know what this means but it looks like something an active member in the /biz/ community would report
Do I need to fucking turn off adblock for this shit??
>>58214272It scrapes your metamask when you disable adblocker
Testing my autsim bux
test
Test
Going all in on LOL, join me faqqers
Here to report that the boobs are doing alright
I’m balls deep in $JANNY
>>58214285shit wrong one
This was all i could afford, pls pump gme so i can get some cooler stonks
>>58214256I'm so bullish on that.
this one is the most valuable
I already lost 30% of my principal on the 'tism. FUCK.
You WILL buy SICP while it's at $29 and you WILL enjoy it SKYROCKETING
>>58214322Alright then
>>58214322>SICPTalk about catching a falling knife...
>>58214322>You WILL buy SICP while it's at $29 and you WILL enjoy it SKYROCKETING>SICPLOL that's nerd shit. Meme coins actually make you rich. Buy CLOWN !
Ape into yotsuba guys it's time to buy the dip it's a well loved and historical meme, it's dirt cheap fucking ape in while oyu have the chancedont get sidelined
>AUTSM went from 40 to 18AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chuck bros....
>the stock market bugged out and i can't invest anymoreAIEEEEHOW WILL I GET MY GAMBLING FIX NOW?
Let's go.
Guys YTSB is 1 DOLLAR. IT LITERALLY CANNOT GO LOWERPUT EVERYTHING INTO YOTSUBA. IT WILL 100X
>>58214384thats what im doing desubeit
hey
Let's just say I heard a few rumors about a certain rocket that's gonna take off soon...
YTSB AT 41 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>58214256kek fucking hell
>went all in on yotsuba at 1 dollar>Literally 30x right now
>JANNY downThis market is fucking MANIPULATED
>>58214428$YTSB WE'RE GOING TO THE MOOOOON
>>58214384>>5821442841X after going all in, ez money
>>58214256I don’t get it.
So how long does it take for each price change? 5 minutes?
PLEASE CLIMB SICP! PLEASE!
>>58214466That's what I get for diversifying in autism.
>>58214256>58214256MY BOOB IS WORTHLESS I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
Like this?
>>58214466TO THE MOON!
>>58214466SICP is next, trust the plan
Boobbros where are at?!
YOTSUBA BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
how to play?
>>58214486>>58214491Just cashed out for a 50X, enjoy my bags
YTSB TO TA MOON
BOOB BROS GET IN HERE$100 EOY
LOADING UP
YTSB at $50 THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
multi-tab yotsuba whale here... i'm swapping over to boob guys.enjoy holding my bags.
Haha boob
>>58214384Got in at $41, why isn't it going any higher?
>>58214440Buying low, baby.
boob mad underpriced rn get some booba in ur life boyos
>didn't go all in at $1why am I such a coward?
>>58214534see>>58214522enjoy my bags ffaggot
easy 41ka joke compared to actual TA autisim
>BOOB at just $9 per share now last I checkedTHE FUTURE IS TIDDY, BOIS.
Oh, now I get it.
>>58214296>9$ THEY'RE NOT FUCKING DOING ALRIGHT THEY'RE SO LOW THEY LOOK LIKE ASSI bought. what's it gonna do, crash to 8$?
buy clown
All in on YTSB at $50 this shit will go to the moon
>>58214564I dumped my AUTISM and am now going deep into BOOB. The future is bouncy!
oops wrong field
>>58214256what else is new
Dumped all my YTSB Going all in on BOOB.
the yotsuba > boob play worked >>58214593my nigga
WE CAN GET EVEN HIGHER $BOOB BROS, TRUST THE PLAN
We are all gonna make it, bros.
SICP is on the up, fellas! I told you it would happen!
BUY BUY BUY while the iron is hot
>>58214598Based
Fully loaded with 10 shares each now
I'm gonna send my kids to college with this thank you so much bros.
>All these boob buyersPoorfags can't afford $Butt?
EVERYONE BUY YTSB TRUST THE PLANTO THE MOON
I’ll figure this out eventually.
>>58214620based
>>58214620starting an ETF soon?
poorfag
CHUCK is a future blue chip. Good team, good tokenomics.
I hope you ANIME tards have a nice place to land when this bubble pops.
SICPbros report in
I'm going to laugh so fucking hard when /biz/fags get bankrupt in this fucking meme game
Check my icon
>>58214666waiting to slurp the anime dip
let's go BOOBERS
>ytsb plateauFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>58214272kek
>>58214696Fuck, that's neat. I might consider buying ANIME just to have that icon
>YTSB going downWew I sold at the peak dodged a fucking bullet there.
BROS AUTSM IS DOWN, GET IN NOW
BOOB is at $80!!!
wojak gang
Guys boob has the narrative.Yatsuba was a child, it matures and becomes a woman. now its boobboob is inevitable it will retest it's highes if you check the chart 140 is programmed, go all in on boob>>58214717ytsb whales all switched to boob.
>not owning $JANNY
>>58214669Yo yo yo>>58214703>>58214717Time to rope>>58214737Nevermind
I was talking to a cumslut anon ready to take it to discord with him until this dumb shit happened FUCK
>>58214256Based jannies doing the hardass work
are stocks really this easy?
cracked 100k
>>58214717sold some but still HODLing a bunch just in case ;^)
>>58214753Yes.
Word on the street is GACHI. You didn't hear it from me.
>>58214753same i should get into swing trading if its this fucking easy i'm already up 437x
>>58214256Wat
>>58214758>cant pay out over 100kwut?
>>58214770Gachi is programmed to go down to 14, don't buy it until it hits that low. until then cash is king.
>>58214737>Your portfolio is valued at $44011We are so back
>>58214770I was just about to ask.
>>58214758bro how
WAGMI
SNEED SNEED>SNEED SNEEDSNEED SNEED>SNEED SNEED
>>58214800buy low sell highgot 41k from ytsb on the 1st go
I hear BIG THINGS about CHUCK. Perhaps you should get in on the ground level..
CHUCK in absolute freefall
THE BOOB BUBBLE POPPED SELL SELL SELL
>>58214830I CAN ONLY SELL IN BATCHES OF 1000 FUCK DUMP BOOB DUMP BOOB ITS OVER
Saw BOOB just dropped almost 25%, heh, nothin personnel<div class="xa24desu"></div>
SNEED SISSIES OUTCHUCK CHADS IN
lol
>>58214830>bought 70x at 9, sold at 80
>>58214256/v/ reporting inbuy high, sell low, right, /biz/?
>>58214861I got out while the getting was good.
>>58214863> ALL IN ON CHUCKSNEED SNEED SNEED> ALL IN ON CHUCKSNEED SNEED SNEED> ALL IN ON CHUCKSNEED SNEED SNEEDSNEED MORE CHUCK
>>58214872whats the next thing to dump into, gachi? I think it will dump more. I'm just holding my boob cash for now to see what goes low next then i'm going to ape in.
>>58214861Just picked up 75 more DESU<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58214861you can't short dumbass
>>58214863>Destitute Investor
gucci loafers
>>58214898I'm now ALL IN on CHUCK, 140x
We at 97 holy fucking shit!
>tfw bought YTSB at 1
why can't i load it?
>>58214967turn off adblock
>>58214955NOOOOOOOOOO, I GOT OFF THE GOLDEN BULL TOO EARLY
Bros i'm going to sleep, watch my $YTSB for me
autism's the way to go
i've diversified my portfolio
>>58214967Deactivate adblockers
ASS WE CAN
BUY AUTISM
ALL IN ON AUTISM>ALL IN ON AUTISMALL IN ON AUTISM >BUY THE DIPBUY THE DIP>BUY THE DIP
That's it, I'm gonna save autism. let's go
Hidden gem
AUTSM AT $13GO GO GO
>>58214967@@||cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/chart.js$script,domain=boards.4chan.orgGive me a hot tip
ALL IN ON AUTISM>ALL IN ON AUTISMALL IN ON AUTISM >BUY THE DIPBUY THE DIP>BUY THE DIPALL IN ON AUTISM>ALL IN ON AUTISMALL IN ON AUTISM >BUY THE DIPBUY THE DIP>BUY THE DIPALL IN ON AUTISM>ALL IN ON AUTISMALL IN ON AUTISM >BUY THE DIPBUY THE DIP>BUY THE DIPALL IN ON AUTISM>ALL IN ON AUTISMALL IN ON AUTISM >BUY THE DIPBUY THE DIP>BUY THE DIPALL IN ON AUTISM>ALL IN ON AUTISMALL IN ON AUTISM >BUY THE DIPBUY THE DIP>BUY THE DIP
Autism just shit the bed. Reeeeeeeee
Dumping most of my GACHI and investing big in AUTISM. Chuck is going to blow up soon though. I can feel it.>verification not required
Can you fucks stop blowing up the catalog please?
>>58214256You guys make it pretty easy
>>58215028Just picked up 1500
>he sold
trust in the 'tism stock bro's
>we will never get another miracle like YTSB at $1 it's over
>>58215055Shut the fuck up.
>>58215055Yeah, some of us are trying to lose money for real
>>58214256poo
autism will go to $1, then I buy
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Boob crashing as Autism rising
I'm not taking profit yet
>Buy when the numbers are small >Sell when the numbers are bigCan it really be this easy?
I'M FUCKING RICH
I'm slurping so hard right now
It's our time to shine
Wait, you just put like "$CHAD" in the options field right? Why isn't it working for me...
>>58214256wtf am i doing
how tf do i see this
>price refreshed just as I was going to buy the AUTSM dipEVERY FUCKING TIME
Whats this about ?
>>58215130and if you have friends who are politicans or big investors you can get some inside tips on how things are going to move. It's really that simple!
>>58215130All of the other boards are dumb money.
>>58215142gitgud
BUY BANE RIGHT NOW IT GOES TO THE FUCKING MOON
BOOB crashing. If you look outside your windows, you might see them hitting the pavement.
>>58214322I'm not even sure what sicp is meant to be every other reference I got, desuposting is cancer by the way
CHUCKbros....
How the fuck do I buy
KILLING this game
You gotta help me /biz/ if CHUCK doesn't go to the moon I lose the house
>>58215168I bought the dipBOOB is eternal
>>58215190>edited foliongmi
>>58215177SICP is going to be a money printer, I have almost 500 myself
>Gachi order at $39 didn't go throughFucking FUMING
>>58215190There's no fucking way
SICP>SICPBUY THE DIP>BUY THE DIP
>>58215190Then where is your name tag
>>58215177>>58215202we conjure the spirits of the market with our spells
Wait guys where is this?
76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76 76
AHHHHH CHUCK IS CRASHINGI CAN'T SNEED
TO THE MOON
insider here autism is about to moon
>>58215234BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>58215190cash is kingi fucking dumped autism at 38 it'd be like 1.5 mil if I kept it.
>>58214256I'm rich
autism making me rich
which high value stock has the most potential? I'm thinking clown, cia, anime, the ones with some effects
>>58215244Don't buy into Chuck yet it's still far too volatileWait until it hits single digits
SELL GACHI SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
you guys heard of $LOL?
>>58215177oh right structure and interpretation of computer programs of course
I'm surprised they didn't add like "BOG" or "LOADS"
Just bought 41 shares of $chuck am I going to make it?
slurping
Jesus H. Christ... YTSB hasn't been this high since the 80's...
>>58215247Noice, but I’m heavily leveraged on Mooners
SICP
NEED MONEIES
>>58215278>>58215244I BOUGHT THE DIP
440k lads
>Can't buy more than 1000 at a time>Can around 25~ times MAX per price actionFUCK
i'm gonna aim to end the event with at least 10 of everything except CHUCK because it's cancer, WOJK is also a bit cancer but at least it has more innocent origins
Yeah we're all gonna make it
>>58215294Just bought 1000 myself. You're sure gonna make it with your 41.
>>58215330Keep your finger on that chuck trigger, anon.
who else bought CHUCK when it was at 199 and hasn't sold yet? haha....
>>58215362god bless
>open this up in private browser>close, switch to normal browser thinking it was IP based(?)>open up>start account y/n?>prices now super high on everything, 1k startingI'M RUINED
LOL is CRITICALLY undervalued, get in quick!
Not playing risky but the fundie strats are still fun
fuck i was going to buy 10 chucks and it immediately went up, had to buy just 5
we're so up
>>58215385Did the same. Thanks for your sacrifice, anon.
YTSB TO THE MOON
>>58215397I've been watching that one for awhile now. Price has been dipping for awhile, but I feel like it's gonna plummet soon.
>>58215385You got to enjoy the boomer experience, now you're getting the zoomer experience.
>>58215424sell signal
>>58215385Should've pulled yourself up by your bootstraps.
>buy 11 CHUCK when they were around $80>down to $53
GME is my store of value; CHUCK is my memecoin
>>58215475>he bought the top
THE CHARTS DON’T REVEAL THE FLOOR I REPEAT THE CHARTS DON’T REVEAL THE FLOOR
>>58215433AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ALL IN ON CHUCK>ALL IN ON CHUCKALL IN ON CHUCK>ALL IN ON CHUCKALL IN ON CHUCK>ALL IN ON CHUCKALL IN ON CHUCK>ALL IN ON CHUCKALL IN ON CHUCK>ALL IN ON CHUCKALL IN ON CHUCK>ALL IN ON CHUCK
>no money left for jannycoin
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SLURPING THE CHUCK DIP
formerly poor
>all in on LOL and it dumped to $3It's fucking over
>>58215475Check again... OOOOOOOOO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAAH $8
I've made a poor investment.
>>58215503I told you, anon. I I fucking told you!
>>58215397The state of >YOU
ALL IN ON LOL - NO WAY IT GOES LOWER THAN THIS
BUY LOL
>>58215562Made the same mistake, lost 400KBut now the game makes more sense
LOL
how do i get an investment name does it show up automatically?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
what's the CHUCK make it stack
>>58215613Type the stock ticker in the options field. If you don't see it, refresh the page.
LOL & CHUCK HOLDERS WW@
Thinking of selling all my ytsb I bought at 1 dollar and buying chuck for the massive gains
Alright, went big on LOL boys.
>>58215673Do it
CHUCK TO THE MOON
>WHO HERE SLURPING?
>Sold Boob at $80>Now $169Could've been a millionaire, ffs.
shoulda bought lol
I'm a lolfag now
LOL SKYROCKETS
Going all in on $LOL, this is my chance to get back in the game.
>>58215656thanks also test
>>58215485>>58215567IM GOING TO FUCKING END IT TONIGHT
I might die of old age before LOL shows any returns, but I couldn't resist after that nosedive.
>>58215569>>58215584IT'S GOING TO BE FINE IT'LL PUMP BACK TO 200 I KNOW IT
ALL IN ON LOL
Hodl, all three undervalued, diamond hands.
I'M RICH!
>>58215755Up 17%!
I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE LOL FUCK
Holding LOL. This is gonna be the one that makes me boys.
>buy 4000 LOL at 3>sold 1000 at 52>hodling the rest for shits and gigglesthanks for making me rich LOLfags
Scooped that FAT dip
CHUCK
I predict some turbulence before LOL really starts to fly. Don't sell too early.
BUY $BANE
Sold enough $LOL to buy the 10 $ANIME I needed, I can now safely represent /a/
Bane underrated
Get the BANE dump while it's still here lads
LOL BRO'S WTF
SICP in freefall
You did get in on bane, right?
>>58215869Just bought anime for the cute karen icon
I am fucked.
>>58214272It's over.
>>58215322test
>>58215884I told you, anon. >>58215848 Just give it some time. Gotta sit on this egg just a tad bit longer.
>>58215755Thanks for holding my bags.
>>58215905It's not about the money, it's about the moe.
Sell CHUCK before it dumps bros
Best prank since board merge. I’m playing until a billion.
Your wallet is stored in localstorage you can just edit it btw
Wait, what about multiple options?
>>58216036Aw you fuck don’t ruin it
>>58216005This really is the best one yet. Even better than the random teams prank.
>>58216005Agreed. Someone ought to keep this going after april fools ends.
>>58216036show nose
LOL BROS WAGMI
>>58216046I have single-handedly crashed stocksIt's actually over
>>58216063>6 months after april fools>people still hodling GME after it reaches double digits
LOL BRO'S DO WE SELL??
BANE?!?
LOL up by 25%
>>58216067just hit 2m b/c of lol while everything else i threw money in to collapsed
RDDT CRASH IMMINENT
INVEST IN BANE
I scooped more $BANE.. Obvious play
$BANE IS CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>58216036doesn't actually work
I bought over 9000
>>58216210kek
SLURPING THE BANE DIP BROS
LOL BROS WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON
Is there a way around the 1000 buy/sell limit? Trying to buy $300,000 worth of $8 Bane is suffering.
>>58216236That’s a big bag.
>>58216311you just gotta move into bigger items. i'd rec the wojk/anime dip
>>58216317for u
THE FIRE RISES
>>58216311No, It's so you can't just ALL IN to everything every time it hits 1$
$BANE going up, smart people will invest now
$ANIME is going to ZERO Get out while you still can
>just hit the 7 digit clubfeels so good bros
what's SICP anyways?
>>58216528>he doesn't know
>>58216528a cool book
Has anyone noticed that some posts have different fonts?
FUCK I SHOULDN'T HAVE SOLD MY LOL
>>58216663No
LOL bros it feels so fucking good to be this rich
>>58216679>not keeping some just in case
>>58216708You will NEVER make it
>>58216483How do I SHORT $ANIME?
smart people who invested in $SICP are now even more rich
AUTSM is the best bet because it represents all boards. By the time this is over it will be selling higher than PEPE, mark my words.
>>58216906>helpless investor giving out financial advice
DUMP RDDT BUY AUTSM
Crashing that plane earned me my first million.
SICP SISTERS GET IN HERE
>>58217179It's time. BUY.
>>58217179Bought 800 SiCisser...
BUY BROS
Buy sicp faggots
SICP buy buy buy!
>>58217341SICP to triple digits
>>58216311so far no
$AUTSM bros... it keeps going down...
>>58217499Buy when others are fearful.
So does this actually depend on how much people buy or sell or is this random?
Buying the dip
>>58217499Stay strong, anon. Remember LOL. Was at $3.
How do you short?
>>58217629>he doesn't know
Autismbros
HOLY SHIT 'TISMBROS DID YOU SEE THAT???
HOLD AUTISMBROS! HOLD HOLD HOLD! TAKE THIS MARS!
>>58217745WE'RE BACK BABY!!!
I bought literally just before the rise, feels good
>>58217745yes i pumped pls keep pumping
Bought all the $AUTSM stock for $8 and sold for $66 easy profit.
All that is gold does not glitter,Not all those who wander are lost;The old that is strong does not wither,Deep roots are not reached by the frost.From the ashes a fire shall be woken,A light from the shadows shall spring;Renewed shall be blade that was broken,The crownless again shall be king
Jannies are finally getting PAID
AUTSM at 89 BOOOOYYYYYZ
>>58217852I've been sitting on that shit for over a decade.
>>58217873>sold 1000 at $66damn, should've waited. oh well, at least I still got 400 in there
>>58217844MIRACLES CAN HAPPEN>MIRACLES CAN HAPPENMIRACLES CAN HAPPEN>MIRACLES CAN HAPPENMIRACLES CAN HAPPEN>MIRACLES CAN HAPPEN
$JANNY TO THE MOON
>>58218069LET'S GO
BUY AUTSMBE MY EXIT LIQUIDITY
Am I rich yet
DIAMOND HANDS ON $JANNY
>>58218118My liege
>>58218118>holding cash
>>58216528appears to be a /g/ meme
>>58218206I'm buying as fast as I can
we did it bros
You have been collecting your autism bucks, right?
don't thinkfeel
Dang $CLOWN went on a run
cash will come raining down on all SICP investors.
>WHY>IS>CLOWN>PUMPING?
Autism made me a millionaire!
test 1 2 3
CHUCKBROS
C L O W N L Y P O W E R S
what website is that, fucki haet being newfag
I JUST CAN'TSelling/buying $1 mil worth of stocks is pure suffering Why can't I go all in? FUCK>>58221615https://boards.4chan.org/yse.html
>Le funny stock exchange meme