/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58205805
I have been living under the assumption this is hell for the better part of a decade.

Deus vult.

Is the Baltimore bridge a black swan or a nothingburger?

>>58205945
It's a metaphor for events that are already in motion.

>>58205960
I don't think I liked season 3 and 4 of the Wire.

>>58205945
all things considered, nothingburger.

>talking about work schedules
>some anon criticizes me for eating breakfast in the morning instead of just running out the door to work immediately after waking up
Why is this website so full of willing slaves nowadays?

>>58206142
Time is money, slowpoke.

>A company just spewed so much chemical fertilizer into a river in Red Oak, Iowa and Missouri that it has killed almost 800,000 fish over 60 miles

How do I profit from this?

Are markets open tomorrow?

>>58206182
Not in Australia (the only country that matters)

>>58206160
AQBhenchods our time is now

>>58206217
How do I long Kangaroos

Read investor presentations

>>58205905
Exxon pumped right after the 2020 election; why? If Trump won, what would have happened to oil?

Stocks

>>58206278
Kirika a cute

>tfw waking up on Monday and gold continuing its Thursday pump

>>58206160
This is why ESG exists

>>58205905
2hu threads are bullish as fuck for nuclear
especially SA ones

you bought calls right anon?

>>58206825
What are calls anon?

Are markets open tomorrow.

>>58206720
King

>>58206825
Reminder that this poster is a fed who is trying to manipulate the market. If you buy calls you *will* get burned.

EASTER IS FINISHED

how does this portfolio look? It feels like I cannot diversify it to other industry sectors that I cannot understand the rationale to buy stocks/options.

>>58207106
>how does this portfolio look
Shitty. In your trading account at all times you should either be 100% cash or 100% one ticker.

>>58205972
Where's the boy string? Where's Wallace?

>>58205905
Anyone have realestate YouTubers they like?
Maybe like the mannarino of housing/property

markets breadth looks decently bullish. might mean we are topping and going bearish again.

>>58205905
I'm a mathematician and I want to get into trading. Recommend books plz

i want to cum inside a woman

>>58205905
SMGiggers, so it's looking like a recession or some kind of steep drop is coming probably later this year or mid next year (t. >my asshole)

what sectors or stocks do you expect to get BBC'd (Big Bobo Cucked) and which do you think are likely to stay green/stable?

for me my guesses are:
BBC'd to within an inch of their lives:
>commercial retail
>entertainment and leisure
>consumer tech and services
>Automotive industry
>Banking

Stable/Unfucked:
>Semiconductors/AI related BS
>Enterprise IT and Data services

if my speculation is retarded, I'm happy to be told why.

>out of curiosity check what bloomberg serves on holidays
>on a bar, something about ice cream making unilever
>huh, seems familiar, let's check what is that company
>picrel
lmao

>>58206831
Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.
>>58207074
>threads are either bot-chad reposting old cringe walls of text or mindbroken call baggies losing their minds from reading their old cringe posts
uh hello? based department?
>reminder that the call anon has been main baking your threads for years

>>58205905

I understand what i get out of increased stock value, i buy a stock for 10 bucks, it's value goes up, i sell and get the difference. Cool.
But what do companies get out of it? I imagine they cannot just sell their stocks like i would. So what's the benefit of increased stock values, just showcasing that the company is healthy and worth investing in?

>>58207355
gold/buttcoin price increase imply that the economy is going down the drain. BBC list looks good, but retailers that sell cheap shit or at heavy discounts can benefit from the economic downturn given they have enough cash to survive.
AI will not survive the economic downturn unless it becomes more energy and computational efficient. I can guarantee you that AI uses way more energy than mining crypto but NVDA doesn't want you to know that.

>>58207450
Senior management are required to have a minimum amount of shares, and the company also has shares in itself (treasury shares)

>>58207482
Sure but why does my company care if stocks go up? I understand individuals can sell their stocks, but the company stocks won't be sold, therefore it's value kinda doesn't matter, right?

>>58207490
Cost of capital.

>>58207490
What do you think "the company" is? The individuals working at "the company" make decisions.

>>58207524
Wouldn't that be bad for the company? From what i understand, it's the parameter investors expect in return for their investments. So it would benefit investors, not the company.

>>58207490
guess its a confluence of incentives
>owners want to cash out as much as possible
>investors prefer ability to buy or sell fast and without friction
>upper management wants to maximize their rent
>creditors appreciate free market being the most efficient in assessing company's worth
for all involved parties, there are incentives for a company to go from private to publicly traded

exception to this is steadily profitable company in which owners want to remain. only here there is stronger incentive to remaining private.

I need to buy more Uranium

>>58207536
>What do you think "the company" is? The individuals working at "the company" make decisions.
I work as a senior software engineer for the largest retail company in my country, nobody that i have ever met or talked to is "the company". I don't have stocks in this company, so i have no personal investment in it's growth. But executives talk about the recent increase in stock values as if it was good for "the company", so i presume it generates income somehow, i just cannot see how.
And yes i am very new to the financial world.

>>58207547
The vast majority of executives owns stock of the company. If the stock grows, their bag also grows.

>>58207547
pic is you anon aint it

also whats your portfolio like and your intentions with it?

>>58207565
I don't use reddit and have never talked about this subject before. Also we are allowed to buy stocks, there are certain block periods (usually a few weeks before the investor presentations) but otherwise it's allowed.

>also whats your portfolio like and your intentions with it?
Not sure how to say this in American terms, but here in Brazil you can buy something like stocks from the country or something, they follow inflation and grow steadily; i have no intention of getting into actual stocks, just dumping everything in the inflation index is enough for me. At this rate i can retire in a few years and see no benefit in trying anything else out. I was just curious as to how stock value would help the company, but apparently it doesn't, just individuals who do have stock in it.

>>58205945
its a big deal for whoever relies on shipping from that port, its effectively shut down for months i read

>>58207538
The more the stock goes up the cheaper the financing. Stop with this nonsense.

>>58207581
I would be surprised if it was closed for longer than 6-8 weeks. Dragging metal out of the way for ships is not that hard.

>>58207595
Can they start before the investigation is done?

>>58206142
Only do the things at home that you can't do at work. I have an office job and can eat at my desk, so I get paid for having breakfast.

>>58207608
There is nothing to be gained for investigation from the bridge wreck, so I don't see why not. Full recovery/cleanup will take longer, but port should be open again relatively soon.

>>58207627
Engineers and safety authorities must want to look at things, surely there is something to be learned.

>>58207646

>>58207106
I don't know shit but I personally wouldn't feel comfortable holding this portfolio.

>>58207106
are you a millionaire? why are u diversifying so much
theres no way youre keeping up with all the news on those tickers

>>58207578
Inflation linked bonds? lol

>>58208061
>theres no way youre keeping up with all the news on those tickers
Goyest take I've seen in weeks

>>58207646
>yup, it's broken

>>58207106
show allocation percentage to each

>>58208229
hes right tho
that portfolio is gay and has aids

>>58207106
Too much tech not enough Utility/Commodity/agriculture/REIT/any bear position

>>58208229
even if im wrong and u have time to sift through all the filings, there's no point spending 8 hours to make +10% on $1000 when you could just spend the same amount of time wageslaving overtime for double or triple the money

thats why i asked if anon was already a millionaire then maybe it'd make sense
otherwise if you dont feel confident enough to put 5-figs into a pick then maybe just focus your money on your better picks

>>58205905
Did mstr make a death cross on Thursday?

>>58205915
Jesus is Risen, you must choose to be a light, including in where you invest. That's one reason I avoid trying to soak in these bubble runs. Latest sucker isn't of interest to me, it just makes an unhappy neighbor of the "sucker".

I can't say they're Christian, but I feel better about them than others. FNBA, SCHI, SCHP might have value, but it's too soon to tell. I have a small investment account with schwab, and I am not an advisor, you ought not take advise from random strangers.
>>58206877
Yes.

>>58207578
Stock is one way of getting necessary cash for business expansion or operations. In exchange for some say (HA!) and often an expectation of profits (dividends), a person with excess cash will offer to trade partial ownership for said cash. The more valuable the shares, the more ownership can be sold for.

Technically, this is a double-edged sword, because a business that was well operated and tightly controlled, in some cases, is far better off not having all that excess input or outflow of cash. Modern share framing normally eliminates most of the say of minor shareholders, but the risk of hostile takeover still exists.

Another way to think of this, the more people are buying the stock, the more people are interested in the success of the business. Those may or may not be employees, but they hold a literal vested interest in returning their money. They will then be more likely to buy the product, market the product, and intervene to sustain their value.

>>58207105
NOT SO FAST !!!

>>58208320
>plane falls out of the sky and kills 250 people
>"yup its broken, haul it to the landfill and head home boys"

>>58208644
Yeah it's not the same, the cause of the collapse is pretty clear. At most they will do research on the ship itself to increase safety measures, but it's clear this bridge was a flimsy piece of shit that should have been upgraded decades ago to be able to withstand a hit from a ship.

>>58208653
It was pretty obvious why the Twin Towers collapsed too.

>>58208653
bridges are not built to survive collision with 200000 ton ships anon

>>58208687
Not the same, god, there was structural damage from the fire that weakened the structure. The fall was a complete surprise to most engineers as they collapsed only like an hour after the crash.

>>58208701
>bridges are not built to survive collision with 200000 ton ships anon
Well they should. Are you really gonna risk the bridge being totaled by any jeet ship captain? Also some of them are:

Crash in Argentina, no damage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FTAyX0GR4o&t=37s
Crash in China, damaged but not total collapse https://apnews.com/article/china-guangzhou-lixinsha-bridge-collision-ship-accident-4b36a7400c125051534803beef6f7455

>>58208687
hmm

>>58208734
>Well they should
should they? show me cost benefit analysis and predicted number of such accidents in the future

>>58208734
>The fall was a complete surprise to most engineers as they collapsed only like an hour after the crash.
And that's why they investigated.

>>58208749
Typical paper house american mindset. The economical damage by this collapse will be in the billions when all is accounted for. How much do you think it costs to cover the pillars with a concrete blob? Or install fenders like pic related? Not to mention how EXTREMELY lucky it was that this crash happened in the early morning, and with a short warning too, that allowed to clear the bridge of all cars. And anyway 6 people died, and the closure is estimated to cost $15m per day.

>>58208765
That is precisely my point? But nothing surprising about this bridge collapsing as it was flimsy POS.

>>58208794
>billions
sure anon. anyway, that's debate for future code and there's nothing to be learnt from the wreck itself. it was not built to survive and code did not require it to survive. any investigation left can be done in corrosion laboratory or looking at company books.

>>58208821
It will be in the billions for sure, rebuilding the bridge is 400m minimum from current estimates, plus damages to the economy.

I also agree there's not much to investigate, that's what I've been saying too. My point is that having a bridge so flimsy is dumb.

Ultimately a few billion in economic damage is a drop in the ocean compared to the economy of the United States. This bridge incident is a complete nothingburger.

the bottom is in on chinese stocks

>>58208794
You're a funny guy anon.
>>58208821
You too.

always consult the clouds.

>>58209003
By my calculations China has exactly two more weeks.

just a quick questions anons, I plan to just DCA in the S&P500 (nothing special) and I was wondering what day of the week I should buy the asset.
investopedia says monday, is this correct?

>>58209115
To properly DCA, buy every day
Even better: buy every hour

>>58209128
that might be impractical. desu.
I'll have to stick to once per week.

>>58208936
>economic damage
economic stimulus

>>58209115
The best time to buy is when it's not above 5250 lmao.

You guys do your Q1 close on personal net worth? Im looking pretty good this quarter.

I feel a turbo green Monday. I hope you bought TQQQ calls

happy Easter. Go paint an egg, or eat a chocolate

>>58209296
shit im only +30% up for Q1 because i didnt average up on my pennyscam until later

>>58209296
YTD my net worth is up 6.76%, though a lot of that is in retirement accounts I'll never get to touch

>>58208734
>there was structural damage from the fire that weakened the structure. The fall was a complete surprise to most engineers as they collapsed only like an hour after the crash.

Anon the buildings were rigged with explosives. Don't kid yourself with the intent to kid others. The WTC was built to easily withstand such a blow. Jews did 9/11 and don't even get me started on building 7.

>>58209196
>Broken window fallacy.

>first quarter of the year is over
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>58209347
ok schizo

>>58209347
You are retarded

>futures

>>58209347
>>58209417
WTC 7 won't go away.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=00VD_xw_5Xc

>>58209417
>>58209432
Remember kids, glowies don't take days off. Not even on holidays.

>>58209480
WTF is that Cisco device on her desk?

>>58209471
>Remeber kids
How about you smoke more meth ya mentally ill faggot

>>58209486
live camera feed from the dungeons below

>>58209489
No, I don't think I will but I'll stay cordial. I hope you enjoy our blessed holiday today. Happy international transgender day of visibility, Mr. Glowie.

Happy Easter! I must warn you that GOD looks down upon no OIL no NATGAS NIGGERS

>>58209578
is there some reason the big man expects me to invest in lubricant and flatulence?

>>58209578
kek you faggots are still bagholding
fucking retards

What are you guys doing for Easter? I'm about to watch this gem

>>58209151
If you have a halfway competent broker then you can dca while eating breakfast, many times without even opening your broker

>>58209347
>the buildings were rigged with explosives
they were actually destroyed by directed energy weapons, judy wood's theory is quite comprehensive

>>58209515
the fact you think i am a glowie shows how fucking pozzed you are. Take your meds and go touch some grass.

>>58209669
I decided to try Aldis frozen seafood boil
It was a mistake.
The seasoning packet and mussels in general were gross and if you follow the cooking instructions the corn is still frozen in the center (it needs longer to cook)

>>58209503
Ursula, checks out

>>58209578
My portfolio is only 28% OIL and NATGAS
Hope I'm not going to hell

>>58209669
>Watching Indians poo in the street.
>A gem.

>>58209669
Interesting it will be fun to learn about designated shitting streets. Enjoy!
>>58209686
Could be, but that sounds expensive and as you know, Jews are always looking for a bargain.
>>58209688
>touch grass
Typical glowie attempt to try and fit in. You're using zoomer dialect thinking you'll blend in but little do you know that if I had it my way, every zoomer would be heading toward a gas chamber.

>>58209663
My happy midstream accident has been doing quite well recently.

>>58207325
The Misbehaviour of markets, only book you need to read

>>58209669
Proposing for next /SMG/ movie night

>>58209798
I agree
https://goyimtv.com/v/1381934058/Codex-Pajeet-II--India-is-the-worst-country-on-Earth-

It is also mirrored on Bitchute

https://www.bitchute.com/video/BYD1w6gKZnUq/

which credit/premium based market neutral strategies are best?

>>58209804
Only if CRBPajeet is forced to watch as well

>>58209831
CRBPajeet would be on suicide watch by the end of it.

>>58209804
>goyimtv.com
the fuck?

>>58209848
I think that's where the movie was originally hosted

What time does IG start trading after the weekend for spread betting

is it midnight tonight??

>pre-futures

ive got a long position on dow jones at 70 percent equity. cant afford to sleep through opening times gotta close the position if it goes to shit

I still cant believe Bang Anon is dead, what a cruel world.

>>58209945
that bridge... so many pplz...

>>58209945
I will never forgive MAERSK

>>58209999
>>58210000
we dedicate these consecutive quads to banganon
may god keep him in his glory

>>58209848
das rite

>>58205945
Nothingburger

>>58209945
Pour one out for all the anons we lost along the way

>>58207105
Somebody explain why this is going vertical, please.

>>58210023
extremely poor harvest in west africa

>>58210023
short squeeze finally happened as gmetards have predicted

>>58208794
I don't think concrete blob or fenders would have helped. That was a very big ship moving around about 8 knots

>>58210033
Y THO?
>inb4 niggers

>>58210045
kek

Bridge-chan will deflate the US economy. A soft landing will be secured by any means necessary.

>>58210085
Bean rot and poor practice to prevent it's spread.

>>58210101
Well, that sucks.

>Sept. 16, 1992, known as Black Wednesday, was the day speculators forced the British government to pull the pound from the ERM. As a consequence, the pound rapidly devalued, leading to an estimated $1 billion profit for Soros and his Quantum Fund.
this guy is cia

>>58210121
Soros sold out his own kin for profit.
With glee...

so what's the biggest market curve change you guys've ever caused

>>58209945
Bang Anon is dead.
It's Joever.

>>58209637
1 Samuel 2:8
>>58209725
You are saved child
>>58209663
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>>58209945
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Friendly reminder that GME baggies and OIL/Natgas shills are the same people. Do not trust them they are autistic and have very very very low IQs

>>58210147

>pre futures

>>58210114
Same issue hitting most crops. Big banana got fucked since they use splices. Big orange also got wrecked by it.

>>58210085
>Y THO?
bad weather conditions, high cost of fertilizer, disease, poor farming practices. west africa produces ~80% of cocoa, and crop yields were already on the decline due to those factors. it just got a lot worse this year

>pre-future futures

>>58207546
am i glad you said that

news:
>french >state-owned company hired by US govt to expand enrichment of uranium in US
>michigan given conditional loan (about $1.5 billion) to restart palisades NPP first successful restart
>newly elected president of eu investment bank (EIB) voices willingness to increase investment into nuclear
>seething "green activitsts" want to revoke nuclear's taxonomy as being green in eu

nuclear energy play to wagmi:
>spot prices pre 2021 were 30$/lb
>spot prices since spiked to 100$/lb and current low is 50$ while median is around 70-80 dollars (this has been priced in since)
>regulatory uncertainty on whether or not uranium will be classified as clean (at least in eu)
>more funding overall secured if so
>china moving into nuclear to meet demand
>largest producer kazatomprom (ticker: KAP) warned that they may not be able be at full production capacity (lack of sulphuric acid)
>due to pandemic and rising economic tensions west is becoming more open to home-sourced uranium

if youre newfag with nuclear and bought into the greens and activist kvetching about dangers of nuclear, know that the waste problem was sorted ages ago and look at france as an example state
>many mines dormant and can be restarted any time to resume production

relevant tickers (this isnt a short term play, youre in it until 2030 at least)
>CCJ (US/canada) (second largest producer and with KAP they have contracts with china)
>KAP (Kazakhstan) (largest producer)
>UUUU (US) (large stockpile of uranium and rare earth minerals mining ops, big potential manufacturer)
>UEC (same with uuuu, well positioned for home demand and export contracts)
bonus pick: Boss Energy in Australia, but my broker has me cucked out of that market

notable risks
>spot price volatility
>aging nuclear fleet
>long time to set up a mine or new NPP
>regulatory risk
>"climate activist" protests

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkO2hzXluU

not investment advice or something or other like that

>>58210268
based

>>58210227
Years of poor quality control during covid due to restrictions on certain soil additives probably left many crops stunted and more suspectible to rot. The more plants with rot the more it spreads. Then the entire crop is destroyed.

>>58210268
Oguu

>>58210227
political unrest too

I’ll buy tomorrow if we’re red in the pre market.

inverse head and shoulder for the 30 year??

Is it worth diversifying into REITs? I’m 99% S&P 500, 1% bonds

>>58210396
first present the reasoning that lead you up to asking that question.

i suggest we start a minimum 1 500 word requirement per post and embedded data sheets.

>>58210396
Slurping giga dips on the right REITs has always a profitable trade. Having done that before I don't think I'd hold them for very long. I'm selling out of my storage reits because I think people are just going to vagabond on the street over using storage. Since that's allowed now I don't see much further increases in storage usage. I might keep some CUBE since they've still got room to grow but the big ones I don't think are going to pump for a while.

>>58207105
My based Lindt uses child labor in Ghana to keep cocoa costs in check.

i suggest we start a thread fund which we manage by posting in the thread, one vote per id.

we shall call it the...

i wanna buy hellofresh so badly but i dont believe in the product they sell
but it looks like such an enticing value right now, financially better than 2019 but cheaper than 2019

i just dont know who the fk buys overpriced meal kits because i certainly dont and i cant understand how this business model has been sustainable for the past decade

>>58210525
I guess the business model is they offer steep initial discounts and try to retain those customers for convenience sake

>GD
>JPM

American tanks, American banks. Simple as.

>>58210464
Shill me some REIT funds. I was just gonna be lazy and dump money into VGSLX

still bagholding my sqqq idgaf fuck you. this shit has to come down eventually

>>58205905
18 yr fag and 0 experience in shite like trading and markets(buy low sell high), Plan to become a doctor, and I need to figure something out till I get licensed, faggots around me make shitty courses and somehow make a decent amount of money, any advice or should I just accept my fate?
as a side note I am not a loser, just very envious as I know I could do better

>>58210525
hellofresh is in a crowded market, has to stock inventory, is extremely exposed to a recession. on the other hand, you've got companies like grubhub and doordash that have zero inventory and just collect money off transactions. i wouldn't recommend any of them, but the delivery app companies seem like a better play

>>58210608
>Plan to become a doctor, and I need to figure something out till I get licensed
Its called study and then study some more, and then you study on top of both those things.

>>58210571
I only buy public storage companies since that class of reits are resistant to a lot of the common problems their peers encounter. Property values don't matter because they just need to house crap. They have a pretty stable customer base since people need to store things when they move, or they're hoarders and keep crap in units when their houses are full. Interest rates are about the only thing that wrecks them as hard as other classes, but I can't think of a reit class that wouldn't get rekt by interest rates. As for specific picks sadly there are very few sector specific reit etfs. I've been buying EXR and CUBE since they were mega dipping. No clue if they'll perform better or worse than the rest of the market for '24 so I am selling out of EXR and some CUBE. Buy if you want to bet on more mass consumption, sell if you think vagabonding will pick up traction.

>>58210624
Yes, but I do have to make some money, at least not be a burden on my parents, as for studying, I got all my biology national olympiads solved(sadly didn’t win anything this year) and my chemistry ready for med school

>>58210638
Its med school, you just take out whatever loans you need to get through and worry about it later. There is no alternative unless your parents are loaded. Just worry about getting through it, trust me, you can never really be prepared enough.

>>58206720
i love okiuu (i have not played SA yet)

>>58210660
Thank God, I’m getting a scolarship

>Audi Recalls 2022-2023 RS e-tron GT and e-tron GT over battery fire risk and asks owners not to charge batteries over 80% until they find a fix.
EV bros... our Teslas and our étrons are on fire...

Jimmy Dore's hot take on the Fed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zBEofwgshI

This is the level of analysis I think most bears here are doing. They read spooky headlines on X that have been old news for weeks, sometimes months, and then try to spin it in the most negative light possible. "A crash is coming we need to buy precious metals!!!" Seriously what the fuck lol. I remember this exact same thing happening in April-May 2020 and we all know what the stock market did for a year and a half after that. Always inverse normie sentiment.

>>58210598
SQQQ will definitely go down yes

>>58210738
>The real inflation rate is 25%!!!
I mean how can someone say this in seriousness? An entire quarter of the working population is out of work? One out of four people you find on the street is completely out of a job?

>>58210738
>>58210775
>They're admitting that they're just going to have to keep the printer going forever and keep rates high!
The way this is being framed is so alarmist, as if the overall amount of money in the system hasn't been growing literally forever, or that it isn't very purposefully being printed at a rate that inflates away the impact of higher rates.

>>58210775
>The real inflation rate is 25%!!!
>An entire quarter of the working population is out of work?
Do you have brain damage?

>>58210738
oh man he looks so much older than the last time I looked at him.
also, lol a lefty worrying about government debt
>PRECIOUS METALS AND GOLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>58210812
When someone says outright that they have a substantial portion of their retirement in gold I just can't take any of their financial commentary seriously

>>58210608
>18yr old wannabe doctor
that's good and all, but like the other guy said, you need to basically focus on getting straight A's above anything else. a commitment to 4 years of biology, 4 years of med school, and then another 4 or so years of residency, is a commitment to be poor as fuck in your youth in exchange for a good payday starting in your 30's.

IM NOT FUCKING SELLING MY NVDA YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

I just saw an ad for QQQ, during the nc state vs Duke game.
A public ad for an ETF
This is our shoe shine boy moments boyz.
Exit all markets.

>>58210887
take profits you greedy nigger

>>58210611
yeah honestly i dont like the business at all
but if it keeps going down it'll be a shitty company at an amazing price, assuming it remains profitable and doesnt just fall into an endless dilution spiral
or heck it just gets bought out at a nice premium by a competitor like blueapron

i dunno when that point would be, i thought that point was at the start of the year before it went -40%, and now that it's -40% i'm getting more tempted to gamble into it considering it's still profitable

>>58210903
>shoe shine boy
get with the times boomer

>>58210608
>Plan to become a doctor
what's your backup plan?
if your backup plan is to go to pharmacy, i heavily heavily advise against it lol

lmao lol

i need a posh english girl to work my prostate like a boxing speed bag

>>58210738
I am a libertarian l, but would ban anyone not in the private sector to vote, slavic, xenophobic, extremely patriotic but also critical.of my people, I want automation everywhere and artificial wombs, and to grow superhumans

So I would not call myself a liberal or a conservative, but I like Jimmy Dore. He is panicking all the time but at least he calls out the bullshit.
I like Eric Weinstein but everything he speaks my jew sense keeps tingling. I like Ackman as an investor but again the jew aura keeps me alert, makes me produce cortisol when I hear or see him.
Jimmy Dore show is almost all Jewish, his cohosts are Jews.
I swear all the Jews do is plan for another trick to pull. Like women with reasons to be moody

>>58210798
Maybe they got gold sellers as a sponsor. Meaning they are now considered right wing

>>58210986
I won’t, at least not in this shithole (After 3 years of pharm you learn plants and shit), my backup is engineering and if I’m really desperate an IT field, I am confident I can manage in a lot of workplaces, except creative things

>>58210887
>you_cant_make_me_have_gains.bmp

>>58211009
just go engineer and work for a big company even if the overall economy is shit in your country if you work for an ultra ponzi you're set-up. Like even a poorfag working in pfizer vietnam has a really good salary for his country.
Medic doctor is becoming hell like lawyer they become average salary working slaves in our communists states

>Futures

>>58210608
>plan to become a doctor
That's excellent! The resident penis inspection doctor of /smg/ plans to retire next year, and we take penis inspections here very seriously. You'll be a great fit. Plus you'll make 3 times what the jannies make here.

>>58211009
what shithole do u live in
cucknada or what?
i'd have assumed you were in the US if you were considering being a doctor, because the salary is pretty mediocre otherwise outside the US considering you're devoting 8+ years of your life into it before you can make bank

>>58211052
SIR THEY HAVE NOT EVEN OPENED YET

>>58211071
They're open in the future.

>>58207546
>>58210268
>>58210330
>>58210338
URANIUM
U
U
UEC
R
O
Y

this is not financial advice, dyor.

>futures

>futes

>>58211067
Fuck me since when canada is a shithole? I am even ashamed to say where I’m from, Moldova, to be fair doctors here make just by working at the state like 6-9 hours a day 1.5 to 3 thousand euros, if you’re competent enough you can get employed at the “american” clinic here and earn a lot of fucking money almost 5k+, and another benefit is I can work in my local hospital since the 2nd year and earn 300ish just to spend on alcohol and night outs

For me, it’s HL.

>>58211058
Please don't spam pictures of your dick into the thread and stop talking about gay stuff haha I'll just pretend telling you that will work. It's all so tiresome.

>>58211058
Keep talking shit about urology, I paid my doctor 300 for a spermatocele removal, and it took him 30 minutes

'Cause M O N E Y never did a thing for L O V I N
I feel it in my bones that /SMG/ can win
Ask me what I SNEED

I need your lovin' and that's the bottom line
I need your lovin' or just a little time
I need your lovin' and that's the bottom line
I need your lovin' or just a little time, this will do

Just a little lovin' this will do
Just a little lovin' this will do
Just a little lovin' this will do
Just a little lovin', BOBO TOO

L O V I N, I need your lovin
Just a little lovin', this will do
L O V I N, I need your lovin
Just a little lovin', this will do

'Cause M O N E Y never did a thing for L O V I N
I feel it in my third eye, /SMG/ will never end, oh
Ask me what I SNEED

>>58211082
>dyor
No, I’m buying UUUU asap

>>58211044
To take part in an ultra ponzi scheme, I need to get employed by any ministry and with the coruption here, I can buy myself a porshe with the money allocated to poor families (which our last minister of health did)

>>58211058
How much do the jannies make? Unskilled labor that's gotta be at least $30k/year, right?

>>58210268
>>58211082
Pray for Tengri to flood Kazakhstan even more, brothers.

>>58211084
Nice dog

>>58211117
I gor one of those too but I'm not going to go to one of those fucking medicine men. It's there for a reason I suppose.
>>58211129
I think it's a little less than that...

>>58211102
The difference between canada and moldova is that canada is in a rapid downward spiral whereas you guys have already hit rock bottom

>>58211102
Don't Moldovians get free Romanian passports? just use that, Romania literally joined Schengen today

>>58211163
I got mine removed, and at the same spot another one appeared, my inly advice is: if it bothers your or makes you feel weird remove it in 4 days you recover and a week of changing bandages ans shit like that, avoid heavy lifting though for one month or so your balls might pop.

>>58211129
>jannies
>how much

GAP UP

>>58211219
Romania has a worse education system, and I hate being there, too many Gypsies, and my moldovan passport manages just fine, I have some papers from Italy in case I want to have my residency in the EU
>>58211180
well, you are right

>>58211225
I read that most of the time when you get them removed they just come back anyway. It's not big, or painful so I just said to he'll with it. Had a moment when I discovered it and thought I had cancer which was fun.0dr

>>58209940
>>58209870

market opened. went from minus 15 to plus 45. might close position

>>58211102
>I’m from, Moldova, to be fair doctors here make just by working at the state like 6-9 hours a day 1.5 to 3 thousand euros
You're not getting employed there, unless you have someone on the inside.

>>58211261
then leave it, no pint in walking like a crab for 2 days while you sit in a room with dick mutilation ritual patients and hear their pain

Gasoline prices raising yet again in Argentina, at least 4.3% making it ~106% in 4 months. Bullish for YPF probably.
https://www.clarin.com/economia/nafta-aumenta-43-partir-manana-suba-impuesto_0_cVnhEL4NGe.html

>>58211246
>moldovian finds romania to be worse
grim, but I guess the Italian papers solve the Schengen problem

WTFWT

Hi all, I own some AAPL stock which I wouldn’t mind selling for slightly above what I acquired it for. Currently it’s around $7/share below that value. What is the downside of just selling a covered call as far out as I can with an exercise price that’s slightly above my purchase price and then just taking a huge premium? For example, I bought at $177, it’s currently around $171, and I could sell at an exercise price of $180 992 days out and take a $3000 premium. If I understand correctly, as an American option, as soon as the price reaches or exceeds $180, the option will be exercised and I’ll take the profit on sale (plus the premium from selling the call - and chances are that’ll be far sooner than the ex date of 992DTE). Am I missing anything here?

>>58211328
And in like 5 tears we’ll be a member if EU, even though that will fuck our entire economy

i told you money line go up on monday

We’re never selling off again..

>>58211362
>in like 5 tears we’ll be a member if EU
Sounds about right. Two more tears.

>>58211376
No more tears

>>58211354
American style options aren't automatically exercised when the strike is hit. It's entirely up to the discretion of the option holder.

>euro markets closed tomorrow too
i suffer

>>58211332
>>58211367
What are we buying tomorrow bros?

bros why is Matrix such a good fucking movie?

>>58211403
i watched the new one and i was so fucking bored

>futures
THE WIND THE BIRDS
THE LOVE THE AIR
THE BREEZE THE JUNE
THE SPRING IN ME

https://youtu.be/TJAl1yRlQSc

>>58211390
I see, thanks for clarifying. In that case my strategy is completely invalid.

>>58211427
>the new one

I have been telling you to buy tupperware since november.

>>58211444
yeah i dont really know what i was expecting when it's just a corporate cashgrab
maybe i just thought it'd be decent like the bladerunner sequel

somehow it felt like i was watching marvelshit

>>58211427
The new one is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The only good one is the first one.

>>58211525
any movie recs anon? I like aliums and scifi most. But ive seen pretty much everything I think

>>58211476
no one wants to touch smallcaps in smg
after all my shilling i think only 1 maybe 2 anons beside me even hold ai dashcams for example
i own roughly 0.2% of ai dashcams

you own 113 calls so you basically have sway over 113,000 shares, dunno what the delta is but ill be generous you have equivalent to 50k shares right now, i guess you sort of own 0.1% of tupperware

>>58211525
My local theater is showing it this week for the 25th anniversary (now you feel old) for only $5. I'm going to go see it since I missed it in theaters back in '99.
(It's actually a Regal theater, not an AMC, but Regal isn't public...)

>>58211476
its down since then though?

>>58211540
Watch David lynch movies. They are the only films that are weird enough to keep my attention. Movie night anon knows some interesting stuff.

>>58211390
If it's ITM by at least .01 at the closing bell on the day of expiration, it's absolutely getting automatically exercised. LIBTARD

>>58211588
Your reading comprehension is poor.

>>58211581

>>58211588
Bucee’s is based

>>58211619
Precisely

>>58211403
the matrix has you neo.
i know kung fu.
you take the red pill, you find out how deep the rabbit hole goes.
not like this.
whoa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc4XETqgoyQ

>>58211606
>American style options aren't automatically exercised when the strike is hit.
You made an absolute statement, but they actually ARE automatically exercised when it's ITM by at least .01 at expiration i.e. "the strike is hit". I WIN YOU LOSE.

>>58211652
god bless america

>>58211661
>https://youtu.be/uCoYDxytsG4?feature=shared

>>58211652
Your reading comprehension is still poor as the original poster assumed his 992 DTE calls would be immediately exercised and his shares called away once the strike was hit long before the expiration date.

>>58211354
The downside is you need to hold on to your bags to those 992 days, and also you will miss any upside potential if the stock goes above 180. Also no, you cannot expect it to be exercised at any time, that is in the discretion of whoever buys the option, regardless of how price swings, so you *have* to hold on to the bag whatever happens.

Note that even if apple goes to $1000 your option buyer may not exercise; why would he? He can keep waiting to see what the stock will do, or sell the option to someone else at a huge profit. And if Apple then tanks, then *you* basically take the loss, not the option holder, who can always choose what to do while you're are reciprocally obligated.

>>58211674
YOUR WRITING COMPREHENSION IS POOR
>jannies, buy SPY

>>58211692
I accept your concession.

>>58211697
It's not a concession nigger, you can't make incorrect absolute statements as a reply then hide behind the context of the original comment. Basically, you're a RETARDED FAGGOT LIBTARD.

>>58211691
if apple declines or crabs he can buy back the contracts for a profit though

>>58211725
It is a concession since you didn't understand the context of the question and made unqualified comments about irrelevant events.

>>58211744
Potentially... if some event increases volatility you may be SOL. And if not that takes some profit out of that 3k

>>58211691
>>58211744
>>58211758
In summary I'm not saying it's a bad idea, just be aware of the downsides. Personally I prefer selling ccs with short expiration dates.

Futures are green.
My shorts are gonna get blown out again.

I am tired of the S&P going up

>falseflagging bulls
post your shorts, i dont believe you have any shorts

>>58211768
short is usually better, about 1-2 months out theta decay becomes exponential and works in your favor

Our corrupt government thinks they're pumping the market through options market manipulation, but really they're just funneling all those borrowed dollars directly into my bank account, and then the market is going to crash anyways. Git gud losers.

bulls literally cannot stop making money in this market

Why wouldn't the market be green on Jesus' birthday?

>>58211983
I'm delta neutral, glownigger. Your scam to manipulate the markets is being robbed lmao.

All I want for my birthday is for NATGAS to go up and SPY go down.

>>58212034
>NATGAS
*feembraps

>>58211494
Nu-matrix felt like a parody of the original. It wasn't even bad in the way that sometimes makes movies good, it was just... sad.

i was looking at my old pics and remembered what the bot scraper website was

this is why i avoid mentioning my ai dashcams ticker directly

Cocoa once again leads the market YTD

>>58212122
niggas pricing me out of m&ms I am bout to call my congressmen to recolonize the continent on god

>>58212122
When do we decide to short cocoa?

>>58212122
HSY bros..

>>58212122
i'm doing my part

>>58212190
When Hershey's hires Blackwater to take over the West African coast.

>>58212054
It was my understanding that they had one more movie left on the matrix contract so they basically just made it because they knew it would print even though they knew it was bad. It was such a low effort movie, but seldom will anyone ever tell you that movies get better with sequels. The only exception to this rule is Rocky 4 when balboa single handedly defeats communism and converts the entire soviet union to capitalism with one fight.

>>58211652
You are wrong chud. The question wasn't about what happens at expiration. Stop looking like an idiot.

>>58212122
Funny how ytd there have been probably thousands of posts about nat gas and maybe tens of posts about cocoa.

>>58212301
People like braps more the poo poo I guess

>>58212301
I don't think anyone outside of the synagogue knew cocoa was going to be a thing. I'm not going to risk buying into cocoa now and be stuck with metric tons of raw cocoa in my backyard that I can't sell.

>>58206444
Why aren't miners skyrocketting tno

Female natural gas stock markets in general, business & financially speaking.

>>58210045
kek

sisters..... why is RDDT falling.......

>>58212358
GTE

>>58212430
>>58212430
>>58212430
get baked idiot

>>58212358
Now that is retro. I remember seeing this on my Pentium 4 Dell PC in 2003

>>58212122
It's over for choco enjoyers everywhere

>>58212122
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
my sides

>>58212122
>have a 90% cocoa chocolate bar sitting in my pantry right now
Do I cash out, bros?