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Bless you, my child. It’s been a while since your last Coinfession. How long has it been?

>> No.58205319

>>58205292
I lost everything in a rug pull.

>> No.58205331

>>58205292
Cryptocurrency is dodgy asf

>> No.58205336

>>58205292
I sent an $500 of an erc-20 token to my eth address on Kraken by accident, so it's either lost or is going to take over a month to recover at best

Validation not required..

>> No.58205340

>>58205292
Oh fuck. 38 years? give or take a few months.
Anyway, nothing to declare, officer.

>> No.58205363

>>58205340
God already knows what Coins burden your soul, my son. But by coinfessing, you open yourself to His grace and forgiveness. Start wherever you feel compelled.

>> No.58205380

>>58205292
Forgive me father. I was naive, I...trusted someone from Asia.

>> No.58205426

>>58205292
i am a neet with masters in physics from oxford. Lost it all on sol when ftx died

>> No.58205698

>>58205380
You have confessed your sins, Anon, and God has heard you. Now, as penance, reflect on the love and forgiveness of Satoshi, and strive to live a life worthy of His grace.

>> No.58205782
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>>58205292
I jeeted my biggest bag at 20k & it ran to 200k over the course of a week while the token I jeeted it for slow rugged.

I have some of my bag back now but im still short by about 80% of my original size. Luckily Its still far from the top

>> No.58205848

>>58205782
That's the power of confession, my child. Remember, God's mercy knows no bounds. Go in peace, and may His love guide your steps.

>> No.58205869

>>58205292
I hold link

>> No.58205873

>>58205869
May God, who is rich in mercy, forgive you your sins, and bring you to everlasting life. Amen.

>> No.58207136

>>58205848
Amen thank you, Network Spirit.

>> No.58207203

>>58205292
I touched my pp yesterday:(

>> No.58207421

>>58207203
If I can interject before the pastor sees you,

Please try to fight harder during times like this. You will often notice, devils will tempt you to curse yourself (that's what fapping is) during times of high spiritual activity like Easter.

May the Lord have mercy, and cover your iniquities so you may receive his grace by the cleanliness of your hands

>> No.58207476

I stole my friend's ape. I coveted it, father, I sold it before he could find out. How could I be so weak

>> No.58207532

>>58207421
I tried to fight it but I gave in. I'm so sorry. I had a lengthy discusion with my gf which made my dick rock hard and leaking after 2 weeks of not touching my pp. and then i went to bed and the pp was screaming at me screaming. to touch it. and I didn't but then I did just put one finger on the pp. and before I knew it i was wanking and then i coomed. I'm so sorry.

>> No.58207713

>>58205292
Father I put my money into a coin called $ex and now OnlyFans girls giggle at what I say in the voice chat.

Am I forsaken?

>> No.58207750

>>58207203
>>58207421
Hahahahaha wtf is wrong with christcucks lol treating god as a self help David Noggins like character or something.

>>58205292
God isn’t real, “fren”

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>>58207203
>>58207532
My child, it takes courage to admit such things. Remember, God's forgiveness is boundless. Let us pray together, and may you find strength in seeking His grace.

>>58207476
It's important to recognize our weaknesses, my child, but also to seek redemption. Let us pray for guidance and strength to make amends for the harm caused and to resist temptation in the future. God's mercy awaits those who sincerely repent.

>>58207713
My child, material possessions and fleeting pleasures often lead us astray. Let us reflect on the true values that bring lasting fulfillment and dignity. Seek guidance in making prudent choices, and may the love of God help you navigate through life's challenges with wisdom and grace.

>>58207750
It's not uncommon to question one's faith, my child. Doubt can be a part of the journey towards deeper understanding. Let us explore these feelings together, and may you find the answers and comfort you seek in your spiritual journey.

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>>58205292
I quit my job and bought pangolin after it had its breakout. I bagheld for 3 days that became VERY heavy as I watched doge and pepe do 100% gains day after day. I sold my pangolin bags and bought jasmy after it sperged out. I lost 25% of what i out into pangolin in a 3 day period chasing some stupid Chinese armadillo pump. Now I am back at the job I hate, missed out the initial meme coin pump holding stupid ass crab tech coins like render and sui

>> No.58208947

>God has abandoned me

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>>58208833
My child, it sounds like you've been through a challenging time, both financially and emotionally. Remember, true fulfillment doesn't come from chasing fleeting gains or material wealth. Let us reflect on the choices made and seek guidance to find peace and purpose in your endeavors. Trust that God's plan for you extends beyond monetary gains and that He offers solace in times of hardship.

>>58208947
My child, I understand that you may feel abandoned in this moment of distress, but know that God's love and presence are constant, even in our darkest times. Let us pray together for strength and clarity, and may you find comfort in knowing that God's compassion knows no bounds. Trust in His plan, and may you feel His guiding hand in your life once again.

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>>58205292
I bought $3k of this at 3M marketcap and sold it the next day

>> No.58210744

>>58208970
mega based.

>coinfession
sold $20,000 worth of wif at a loss at $0.15 and haven't bought back in. proobably the only person on the planet that lost on wif.

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>>58205292
put about half of my earnings in loafcat. i made a x5, but what would've i have done if it didn't work out? is my hubris clouding my rational judgment?
Maybe i need to take a break for a while and move part of my shit to USDT to be sure, but i just cant stop trading and seeing numbers go up and down gives me a dopamine boost nothing else even got close to achieve.