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58199417 No.58199417 [Reply] [Original]

>solar eclipse on 8th of april
>nobody on /biz/ talking about it

it's like you retards hate making money

>> No.58199422

the moon is hollow

>> No.58199423

>>58199417
Every single token talking about the Chinese New Year tanked. Why do you think an eclipse token is going to take off? It's not going to work. The only things that take off are whale-insider garbage.

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>>58199417
I have $7k at the eom every month to put in. I'm unironically waiting till April 9th to put this money dump in.

>> No.58199431

>>58199423
i think hes implying that the markets follow regular celestial events like moon phases

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>>58199417
No one talking cos it sucks anon

>> No.58199439

>>58199417
No one talks about MAGA and it did a 100x last week

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>>58199439

>> No.58199446

>>58199431
If it follows solar eclipses, then Bitcoin is going to have a flash crash on the 8th. But I seriously doubt that's going to happen.

>> No.58199450

>>58199439
Rly, I have some, tnx to remember me

>> No.58199452

>>58199417
Buy circle.

>> No.58199457

>>58199439
Thats scks to

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>>58199417
Nocoiners will not survive the eclipse.

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>>58199417
retard not only solar eclipse
CERN is unironically firing up the Large Hadron Collider on the exact same day at the exact same time

shit is about to hit the fucking fan financially speaking

>> No.58199968

The earth is flat

>> No.58199972

>>58199446
Imma screencap this shit

>> No.58199973

>>58199968
the earth is hallow and full of Shib

>> No.58199990

>>58199484
What timeline do you think we will end up?
>World Government
>World War
>Crypto Moon
>End of the World

>> No.58200010

its directly after a new moon. not bullish. exit markets on the 7th

>> No.58201284

>>58199417
how does the moon or eclipse impact money

>> No.58202384

>>58201284
astrology. but its saturn that has the most effect, not the moon

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>>58199417
>HOW DO I PROFIT FROM A NATURAL EVENT???
we get it, OP. you're broke, just stop riding the dick that hard and get into something that chills ur ass. Try blocklords, do some farming, learn some things kek